Vampire survivors made 15 million usd from a game you can make in a week in unity and using a castlevania asset pack that cost 5 usd.
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Vampire survivors made 15 million usd from a game you can make in a week in unity and using a castlevania asset pack that cost 5 usd.
why don't you make it since it's so easy?
Yeah, consumers really are that moronic and tasteless. Total human extinction cannot come soon enough.
kys 0n
I still don't know if you're someone who has survived the attacks of vampires or if you're a vampire who has survived the attacks of something else or some third option I can't see.
The steam trading cards pretty clearly say "we made it all up and have no idea what's going on"
>you can win the lottery with just 5 bucks!
skill issue.
Luck issue
you can spam steam with hundreds of asset flips for basically free which in OP's mind means you will inevitably become a millionaire after one of the asset flips "randomly" becomes popular
And some people are born into obscene wealth and never have to work a day. Welcome to planet earth.
>t. seething indie dev
i hate u guys so much its unreal. always whining about being so oppressed. then the second you make an EA buck you stop making your game which is 1/3rd done.
>5 yrs later *update for beta 0.34573837 fixed toilet bowl texture, that is all, sorry guys been dealing with some shit this week.
neck thyself
And thirty trillion flies eat shit
Who cares
vampire survivors simply takes the idle game principle and makes it engaging enough to grind out while listening to stuff in the background
wa la
normals love buying every single streamerbait game and every flavour of the month slop, then don't play them, because they don't have time.
I played it and liked it
Literally have a nice day right now you moronic fricking homosexual. You and your kind are a blight on gaming and the industry will never ever recover so long as smoothbrained simpletons like you throw money at low effort dumpster trash. have a nice day immediately
almost convincing bait but noone can realistically seethe this much without dying of a stroke seconds later
Convince me to kill myself
I've genuinely thought about pajeetmaxxing and making those mobile coomer games pajeets excel at making.
but the game is Italian
Read my post again ESL. I meant mobile games with coomer ads
and brotato just made its first 1 million bucks
it turns out that indie game development is really easy, you just make things that are genuinely fun like a video game from childhood without tons of weird shit attached
How the frick did this literal garbage looking game make 1million bucks? Does it have a story? or you just shoot infinite waves and waves of enemies forever?
its fun
the combinations and growth during a run are satisfying
the gameplay is responsible
you don't need much else
Ok, what's the point of playing it? What's the story? Does it have an endgame?
>Ok, what's the point of playing it?
For fun
>What's the story?
shoot the aliens to win using various characters and combos of gear
>Does it have an endgame?
has difficulty tier unlocking progression
its a video game, not life replacement software
it respects your time and can also be shared with your kids if you have them, since it isn't ultraviolent or gay
So, it's a pajeet tier mobile game with nothing to play for? The enemies just have higher HPs as the levels progress?
>nothing to play for?
you play with it for fun
its a video game that understands video games are toys, not life replacement software
sorry that this concept offends you, it means you are probably in the grip of crippling addiction to video games (30+ hours a week)
a game like this will never appeal to somebody like you, who needs his video games to be comprehensive life replacement sims
don't bother replying, this discussion is already over
I don't care
going to the casino is fun sometimes also
VS was literally 1 dollar, or about 1/5th of a big mac these days, and I played it for a few hours
I consume a bigmac in under a minute
And you didn't get to be the one to do such a stupid idea because you're too smart and principled right?
If vidya sucks ass and people are bored, literally anything will do
Just because you like cool hip and fun games, doesn't mean that the reality is that most gamers are tasteless children with infinite free time
hello sar do not radeem da meowmix you benchod b***h motherfacker
and theres thousands of similar games that didn't even make 0,2% of this
I didn’t refund it because I love gambling and it helps save me from grinding away at the Indian casino
>Friendly reminder that Vampire Suvivors was created by a swarthy, greasy Maltese ex-Casino game developer who intentionally designed the game to play like a slot machine.
and it's a bad thing, because?
there's AAA games coming every few months that use more scummy mechanics that cost 70$ and millions of people play them
Proof that all you need to do to make successful vidya is appeal to power fantasies and the desire for progression. Top vidya companies refuse to do this kind of stuff anymore, so it's free reign for indies.
I pirated this game because I can't buy things on Steam. And I would buy this full price because the game was made with soul.
Deserved. Fun game.
>gambling bad
It is, kys degenerate.
you slave away at the office because they tell you to but you only have to win one jackpot to be free, yet they gave you the delusion that you're the clever one
kek this, every homosexual eceleb virtue signals how against gambling they are nowadays, fricking golem slaves
kys golem slave
I just had my first game surviving 38 minutes. But i couldn't kill any of the multiple deaths that came after me.
It's called money laundering.
It's addictive and enjoyable enough to inspire a new genre.
It's basically just Diablo but the monsters come to you. Prove me wrong.