>whoaaa 97% positive best game ever
shit game
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vampire survivors
>whoaaa 97% positive best game ever
shit game
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If the game wasn't so cheap people would probably realize it's mediocre
but it is cheap moron, and for a cheap game it's pretty good and has more work and updates put into it than other cheap games
for $3, it's money well spent for the amount of play you get from it
>for $3, it's money well spent for the amount of play you get from it
worst way to look at gaming
it appeals to zoomers attention span and feeds their fried dopamine receptors with the item drops
>early access
nope. not even for half off.
User scores aren't a measure of quality; they're a measure of midwit appeal.
>shit game
>Extremely positive reviews
Many such cases.
Go make your own game then and then cry when nobody plays it lmao
The funny thing is that vampire Survivors isn't a case of "making your own game". It's a direct copy of a mobile game that uses barely-edited Castlevania sprites.
I mean, there are 100+ """games""" whose only defining feature is sexay animay girls in it that you have to unlock by spending hundreds of dollars of real world cash with minimal gameplay. The best part about these games is that you moronic playerbase will defend your moneygrabbing to the ends of the earth. Shit games are sadly the norm.
Same dude it got popular so I gotta call it shit now
notice how every reply is 1 minute apart from the last one, half of them following the ("fact") greentext followed by ("opinion") preset
what do you mean anon? All of them are bots? Are they the same person?
>half of them following the ("fact") greentext followed by ("opinion") preset
hi anon I'm a bot. jk, it's more likely that greentext replies are common on Ganker. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHTTTTTTTTTTTT???
this is me. lurk moar xd
I like it
I wanna mod the garlic guy into Wario
I wouldn't care if it was free. The only reason it got popular is
>Wannabe flash game to a generation where flash games basically might as well not have existed
>ADHD: The game
It probably would have gotten the same approval if it was $20, but $3 gave people alot of goodwill for an otherwise "meh" game that isn't even an original or unique concept.
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For 3$ don't starve is a better deal right now if you want a lot of content and replayability if you only had to buy ONE 3$ game.
If you don't have dont starve(as well as all the DLC) and vampire survivors in your steam library I don't know what to tell you. That's what I bought during the steam summer sale. I also bought dragons dogma and terraria
don't starve sucks
how so, I'm having fun
>moron has fun looking at paint dry
your opinion means nothing to me moron
You're right, sounds like 2000 hours of CSGO dust 2 matches is more your speed
3 dollars? its 3 cents.
I don't live in argentina and I don't want an argentinan steam account
don't care didn't ask anyway
>its popular so now its shit
ok dude
Sounds like you had a hard time surviving the vampires.
no anon you have it backwards, you're the vampire surviving all of the enemies
these games rely on content and
holocure is new, but empty, will eventually get better because of the potential content assuming the dev keeps updating. free
vampire survivor is packed but old and basically done, lol replay it again to upgrade characters some more?
20minutes till dawn is new, empty, and currently the shittiest of the 3.
please take a deep breath
>$3 game makes Ganker autists seethe
How does a single wop manage to do it?