Vanilluxe is great and I'm tired of pretending it isn't.

Vanilluxe is great and I'm tired of pretending it isn't.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vanilluxe should have been a regional Wheezing form

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to love it but it didnt do much in snap 2 where mos of the pokemon shine. Regardless its overhated

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's far from the worst designed pokemon. Would I call it GOOD? Absolutely not, but when things like Hitmonchan, Throh, Incineroar, Enamorus, and half of all the Mega Evolutions exist, Vanilluxe is fine in comparison.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mega hating?
      I don't know man, it's kinda late for that kinda bait, but let's see if it works

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Implying calling this design bad is "bait"
        lol ok.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't remember Mega Aerodactyl looking like that, is that rea-
          >it actually is
          JESU CRISTO
          I think Megas are pretty hit-or-miss but the only one I remember being actively bad was razorblade addict Sharpedo.
          Though I guess that would require me to remember Aerodactyl even existed, let alone remember it had a Mega.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vanilluxe is easily better than every mega except for the 'zards and Blaziken. Maybe Mewtwo Y. Not that it's good, but being a 4/10 design puts you above a good 40% of Pokemon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hitmonchan, Throh, Incineroar, Enamorus, and half of all the Mega Evolutions exist,
      Vanilluxe is far uglier than all of these things except for the Mega Sharpedo you posted.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I literally just asked a simple question

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah man?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Before Gen 9 rolled in, I would've said this is the single ugliest Pokemon in the franchise. Gen 9 is so bad that there's probably multiple Pokemon giving it competition, but still, what the frick were they thinking.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        name one unappealing thing about its design so i can tear you to shreds for your idiotic reasoning coward

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its stupid ugly disgusting faces looking back me, it's supposed to resemble ice cream but it feels more like two scoops of white dyed shit thrown on an icicle, that stupid ugly straw that they probably thought was charming but doesn't help it at all, the chunks of blue ice scattered over the white shit that make me want to puke. Vanilluxe sucks.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh i thought you'd give me ammunition to fire back but you just threw a tantrum. my rebuttal: you're wrong lol it's cute

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >you just threw a tantrum
              I'm sitting here with a straight face, calm as a cucumber. I thought you were going to tear me to shreds.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                i can't tear you to shreds if you don't make an argument for your opinion

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I just gave you my opinion, I think it's fricking ugly. Tell me why it isn't.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes, you gave me your opinion with zero argument for it. any argument against an opinion alone amounts to what i already said - you're wrong because it's cute. i already knew you thought "it's bad because it's shit", what i wanted was for you to say why you thought it was shit so i could roast you over something tangible rather than because a simple design that clearly and effectively conveys what it's meant to be "makes you want to puke" because "it's shit" (it isn't) and "it looks like shit" (it doesn't)

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I thought you were going to tear me to shreds.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >uglier than Enamorus
        yeah, no

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't remember where I saw it, but there was this pic of it as dropped ice cream/a stalagmite and it looked nice

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    yep, most forced hate of anything in this series LITERALLY ever. cute, fits in fine with other pokémon aesthetically, totally inspired icicles + ice cream design - because yeah, you know what, icicles DO kind of look like ice cream cones. it's great, i only wish it wasn't so weak.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >forced hate
      It's very ugly

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      All the hate it gets it from Genwunners throughout it a tantrum because Unova actually gave us a respectable amount of ice types instead of spamming Jynx and Dewgong every like a glorified Gen 1 expansion pack

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >All the hate it gets it from [HEADCANON]
        People hate it because it's ugly, that's it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >People [HEADCANON] because [FANFIC], that's it

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Most people think it's ugly

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Proof?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, you're right. I can't prove that but I can make this strawpoll.

                https://strawpoll.com/kjn18zdm7yQ

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >5-2 in favor of No
                i believe all that needs to be said has been said

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >7 person sample size is enough

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                the most accurate strawpoll results are in the first five minutes, any longer and it gets botted to shit

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >that immediate spike in “yes” votes
                Not suspicious at all

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I IP locked the votes and I made a thread on /b/

                the most accurate strawpoll results are in the first five minutes, any longer and it gets botted to shit

                For a silly poll about a Pokemon that's not even popular?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >For a silly poll about a Pokemon that's not even popular?
                every strawpoll, no matter how inconsequential, is made by a butthurt homosexual trying to win an internet argument

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >had to ask /b/ to skew the votes for you
                Pathetic

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >/b/
                so it's useless, thanks moron

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Most people [FANFIC]

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Swap its Attack and Speed and Vanilluxe is suddenly decent. Give it Hydro Pump/Surf/Chilling Water on top of that and it could wind up in UU and maybe be a niche pick in VGC.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If by great you mean dogshit, then I agree.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does it learn Explosion? Can ice cream spontaneously combust?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that weird, this image has a notable lack of Vanilluxe in it.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm indifferent towards it pretty ok in my book too bad about the bandwagon hate and misinformation about it

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most of the haters are morons still thinking it's an actual human-made ice cream instead of a sentient icicle monster performing mimicry

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know what it's based on. It's still fricking ugly.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vanilluxe isn't even in the top 75 ugliest Pokemon ever. It might fit into the top 100 though. I thought about giving Enamorus her own tier at the very bottom, but it just didn't feel right and I didn't want to bump the other ugly mugs. I do think Enamorus is revolting, however

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mr. rime
      what did that jolly fellow ever do to you 🙁

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no Throh and Sawk

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Overhated

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao, so many megas in that list. What a mistake battle gimmicks were

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    easily one of the laziest and shittiest designs in the series.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    People hate it for the same reason people hate Garbodor. They’re both asymmetrical. Notice how many of the haters bring up the tube? Coincidentally the same people who hate Vanilluxe and Garbodor also hate Digimon which is now for its asymmetrical designs like Metal Greymon and Andromon.
    Interestingly hatred for asymmetry is heavily associated with the Autism Spectrum.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmfao i was gonna implicate autism before i even got to the part where you mention it, it makes too much sense honestly

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like digimon, I just don't like Pokemon that look like shit with stupid design made for disgusting soulless zoomers to clap like brainless seals.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if, hypothetically, I’m sperg and I DON’T hate Vanilluxe or Garbodor?

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