>Vault Tec made a vault in Canada

>Vault Tec made a vault in Canada
what happens in there?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    An overcrowded vault with 10 jeets for every bed.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the residents are all forced to drink milk from bottles

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The water chip converts recycled water into maple syrup, starting at 1% and increasing a percent every year.

    No projected failure date.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Canada
    No such thing.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm more interested in the Mexcio vault, as the country wasn't even annexed by the US

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >as the country wasn't even annexed by the US
      2051: Seeking to protect business interests and their oil supply, the United States began to exert increasing pressure on Mexico, citing the political instability and pollution stemming from Mexico as a threat to the United States. Various economic sanctions served to destabilize Mexico, and the United States military entered Mexico to keep the oil refineries running and ensure that oil and fuel continued to make their way north across the border (at Mexico's expense).

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's not the same as becoming part of the country, it's more like what the French did to the Germans after WW1

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        if everything is nuclear powered then why does the US need oil

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Everything is nuclear by 2077 because everything else has virtually been exhausted by then

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          To make plastic.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's just a big tim horton's that no one is allowed to leave. They wanted to test if canadians could possibly get bored of tim horton's.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the vault is split between two factions fighting for dominance: canadians and french canadians

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All floors are and maintained frozen smoothed ice, necessitating ice skates for movement around the vault

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Vault in Jackson, Mississippi

    What's the gimmick there? The floors are full of giant pothole and you get your wallet stolen if you walk around while white?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the vault gets flooded by swamp water including swamp flora and fauna like gators

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's probably just one massive hockey stadium where they put all the best athletes to prepare for future hockey events

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Saskatchewan
    fricking nothing lol

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >nobody in Miami survived
    fair

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The black lady is visibly blocking where there probably would be a Miami vault or several

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if that is Saskatchewan probably not a whole lot

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Saskatchewan
      fricking nothing lol

      why? is there nothing in saskatchewan?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        basically yeah
        t. Moose Jaw resident

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Saskachewan is so flat that if your dog runs away, you'll still be able to see him for a week. It's fricking comically flat, you can almost see Ontario and BC if you get a telescope

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          damn alright. i had no idea

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Vaults come in bags.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Charlotte vault

    The overseer is a woman only role, renamed the Queen, and everyone else are peasants who have to dig for gold under the vault. The only way you can improve your lot is wagering your gold on sports teams that always lose.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >modern fallout "lore"
    Who cares lol
    t. Bethesda

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Nashville vault
    The only music they have available is Country but people in the vault are raised to have a cultural aversion to liking Country
    >Memphis vault
    It's like the Kings from New Vegas except they're all black

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm interested in the Louisiana Vaults
    >New Orleans
    Something to do with Mardi Gras?
    >Baton Rouge
    No idea

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >canadian vault
    god the constant attempts to be the biggest victim and garner the most sympathy would have anyone sensible offing themselves within a year of the bombs dropping

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Denver gets a vault
    Alrighty the-
    >so does Colorado Springs
    FRICK

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      explain to me why that is bad

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Springs is where we put all the religious fundamentalists and right wing loons. Though now that I'm thinking it, having their decendants clash with Denver's pot smoking libtards in the mountainous wasteland would make for a good Fallout game

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          thanks

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's the backstory to Newgrounds "Tankmen" and birthplace of the Canadian Commander

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "Oui mate, we need to throw another shrimp on tha' barbee!"

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    where's the action-packed detroit vault

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Experiments on breeding of human and animals.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a raider in a hockey mask is laying siege outside, over the megaphone demanding that they display their in-vault store prices

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