>video game writer

>video game writer
you mean glorified ideas guy?
most useless and unnecessary game developer job

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bro's an English major and just fell into gaming without knowing any coding. GOAT.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remedy? I told you, they're a glorified crew.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >trust fund kid maneuvers himself into a position where everyone thinks he did it himself
    such many cases

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >trust fund kid maneuvers himself into a position where everyone thinks he did it himself
      Enough about Todd Howard

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That cats looks quite gay. What’s wrong with its belly fur anyway.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Ganker despise Lake now?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Contrarians and zoomers who only just heard about him for the first time.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Raceswapped Saga Anderson. He sold out to the woke agenda.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No one knew this character even existed until alan wake 2 came out because nobody played or liked quantum break except me.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >showing you haven't played AW2
        It literally explains that the 'real' people in the Remedy-verse have been twisted by Alan/Scratch to fit the narrative of the story. So if you want to bbe buttmad over a black woman in a game then you have an easy fix for your delusions.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No one knew this character even existed until alan wake 2 came out because nobody played or liked quantum break except me.

        That picture isn't even the actual white Saga. That's Alice. This is white Saga.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Never played Quantum Break. How much does this matter.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            its just an easter egg. it doesnt actually matter in the plot of quantum break. at that point AW2 was cancelled and they just wanted to make something fun for fans. some people think its like the holy bible and that every decision in it should have been locked in place (especially characters ethnicity!) when they started actually developing the game like 5 years later.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Most people who did play it probably didn't even see this, or forgot about it

              So people on this board are fabricating outrage that a bit role was changed in a later entry?

              Color me surprised.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Most people who did play it probably didn't even see this, or forgot about it

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          what are you talking about? check the badge

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sam and Suzi
      Sitting on a tree

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking trannies is not gay as long as you are the top, and they pass well enough

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally who? Am I supposed to know who this toth is?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why is it so hard to just say "No." to when you have subhuman piece of shit like these coming in to ask your for photos, autographs and other shit like that?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        ooohhhh i get it, theyre jealous.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's been full of himself lately

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      can't stand all these narcissistic game devs who can't even make good games

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >now
      He's been going full moron since Quantum Break

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      because he's finally earning wide recognition.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      50 % of 4chins always has to hate the current thing, no matter how objectively good it is

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Couldn't show him the champion of light after he told them he would show them the herald of darkness if they did.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Max Payne series was unintentionally funny because its noir seriousness was so excessive it became camp. Other than that, Remedy game writing is usually shit, and afaik Lake doesn't do anything regarding gameplay

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mongoloid

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Max Payne series was unintentionally funny
        >i was a ninja, my kung fu was strong

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >actually has not even played either MP1 or 2
        >or at the least is choosing to be moronic

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        SEETHE

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please shut up

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not on steam
      >not on switch
      >it makes diet /misc/ tourists insecure

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is a sell out that sold his integrity and interacted with the troony of sue lightning

      Sam and Suzi
      Sitting on a tree

      This, frick him. Fricker has other pics with that mentally ill man.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s unironically kojimadrones getting ass mad he’s losing the gaming journo darling status to Sam lake

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a lot more than that. Lots of fanbases not happy over AW2 getting so much more attention than their fav game by journos and during the game awards, as well as winning basically 2nd place. So there's lots of prejudice, and ironically they're giving it more attention by hating on it than the series has ever gotten before. Curiously, you'll rarely see a bg3 fan (the game that won a lot) complain about aw2.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here's your answer libtard. Eat shit and die.

      Raceswapped Saga Anderson. He sold out to the woke agenda.

      Not buying it
      Not playing it
      Not pirating it
      Not seeding it
      Flop
      Flop
      Flop
      🙂

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        your loss

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      homosexualry, pure and simple.
      Also, RIP James McCaffrey

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's apparently a multi-millionare
    I had no idea video game writing was this profitable

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably bought or was paid in remedy stock early in his career

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        His capital income for 2021 was 1,4 million euros, earned income over 600k
        Previous years was over a 100k in earned income as well. Considerably less in capital income.
        2022 was mostly earned income at over 300k with little capital income.
        That's a very nice sum of money even just from earned income.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's quite a bit of writing tbf

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's more work than Kojima has ever done over his entire career

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He had the idea of giving CIA a mask.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I pull it off him, will he die?

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he won

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is this? Is this from a video game? I seriously can't tell anymore. It looks cingey as frick.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alan Wake 2 had an actual live action music video halfway through the game because Sam Lake is the Hideo Kojima of videogames

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That is the cringiest thing I've ever seen. The absolute state of "video games" in 2023.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            If time passed normally while Alan was in the lake/ocean, why are Thor and Odin younger?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            When it was anime, they laughed. When it was charming and starred actual girls, they insulted it. When it was part of something wholesome, and normal, and not propagandist, they said it was immature, vile, and evil. They spent 6 years demonizing it. Now suddenly it's OK 🙂
            Liberals. Not even once.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the Hideo Kojima of videogames

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You forgot "star"

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shut the frick up, homosexual. Literally no reason to shit on Sam Lake other than to stir shit like a moron. Get off my goddamn board.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daily Sam Lake seethe thread

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    HEY YA

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >puts his face on every game he makes
    How much of a narcissist is he?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      AFAIK that only happened two times. The first due to lack of time/money and the second for muh metanarrative.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's been in MP1, MP2, AW, their mobile game, QB and AW2. I'm actually shocked he wasn't in Control when other Remedy people were.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          > MP2, AW, their mobile game, QB
          Source?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            in QB it's an Alex Casey cameo

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            John Mirra starring in Address Unknown, The Harry Garret Show, the silhouette of the agent commander, Return trailer+a portrait in in the university.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >John Mirra starring in Address Unknown
              Also Valentine and Valentine's mother in Lords and Ladies, Dick Justice

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ideas guy
    When did this start being a bad thing, you're essentially describing a game director. If your game is built on terrible concepts and made for no one it's going to be shit no matter how good your assets and coding are.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ideas don't worth shit. Only execution matters.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Great execution of terrible ideas is still terrible.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can't execute shit with no ideas.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What did you guys think of the final draft ending?

    Also it was cool to see dr.darling again

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Story were better when this job didn't exist, wonder how these moron can wake up in the morning.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IT'S THE BUTT IN THE PAIN TO THE PAYNE IN THE MAX

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's one of those things where clueless morons get their opinions from seething monkeys on this board and literally everyone outside that sphere can see nobody knows what they're talking about.

    Sam Lake is by no means a genius. But for all this board's bullshit about "soul" you'd think they'd worship him because that's literally all his games run on. They're like a better polished Deadly Premonition in ways.

    Control is an amazing game but you aren't allowed to talk about it here because "woke/slop/got/shill" coming out of illiterate hispanics mouths

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sweet baby = soul

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sweet Baby is a whole other issue. We're talking about Sam Lake. Try reading after the first letter you moronic sack of shit.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you mean glorified ideas guy?
    no i think he means video game writer

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's fricking ugly and cuck. he should wear a mask

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is what I'm talking about. Obvious Favela shitter.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't think this shit is peak soul you should just have a nice day.

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  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What shit does Ganker even like at this point?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      BTR

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sonic, tails, and Knuckles as female humans?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Big breasts are pointless. A nice phat ass is where its at.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ace Combat Zero

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    raceswap de garagters so we can ged ESG money and I gan afford ES and sauna :--DDD

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't a joke. That's genuinely what he used esg money for.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No pubes?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Naw ESG money is for how the company wants to use it. They just have to be ultra pro homosexual, pro troony, pro atheist, basically be ultra progressive to get the money.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    XCom game but the enemies are all ghosts, specters, wraiths, etc and it's set on a outer space colony planet where the sun's rays lead to the women having ample bosoms.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    adorable goofball

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    no, writer.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you never met a code monkey before? They literally have no idea how to make a backdrop.
    >so we'll make a game about a guy who shoots
    >okay what does he shoot
    >bad guys
    >what do they look like
    >umm, they look like bad guys
    >why is he shooting them
    >they're bad
    The problem is now they're hiring non-video game writers. People who don't give a shit about video games but are told to give a story for the codemonkeys to create which inherently leads to a soulless product. If your staff doesn't give a shit about the medium, it doesn't matter what they pull out of their ass.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The problem is now they're hiring non-video game writers.
      imagine posting this in a sam lake thread

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ctrl + f "IT'S PAYNE"
    >0 Results
    Ganker has fallen

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      sam lake dancing got the focus of too many shitposters, you're not gonna have a mobster thread before a few months. that's also why the mccaffrey threads a few days ago got shitposted so hard

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