>do people actually unironically think this shit is a good idea?
People like that don't want to play fun video games. They want to get on the next get rich quick scheme because they are eternally seething from missing out on bitcoin and NFTs. But their moronic attitude is exactly why they will never succeed
To me it looks like a joke that makes fun of NFTs but also of MMO losers who actually waste their lives grinding for completely virtual game items, and of the fact that the latter is seen as somewhat acceptable.
Online games have enough trouble regulating their own internal game economies. I can't even imagine all the issues such an interconnected use of resources would cause. Let alone the logistics of getting game devs to communicate with completely different studios and standardize certain resources. Otherwise you'll probably get a ton of different types of obsidian that's compatible with some games but not others.
>Obscure spawning conditions
Autists would nail down the conditions to a science in like days >high encounter difficulty
Don't play MMOs, but shouldn't make that much of a difference because players would just minmax eventually >newly released
Yeah, like if the game released hours before
The issue with MMOs is that difficulty translates into 1HKO mechanics that wipe the entire run or insane number crunching that requires minmaxed gear to beat.
It's literally the definition of fake difficulty.
maybe the cave of sorrow is a gigantic pain in the ass to navigate, maybe the frost giant is overtuned and you need an absolutely massive group to down him, maybe the respawn timer is obscenely long, or maybe the orb is his only notable drop and it's only good for a game that isn't even out yet so no one gives a shit.
Why do you need the blockchain to do all of that? If a single company is running all of those games surely they can just allow you to trade the items between games without needing the blockchain.
The theory is that any game made by any company could use the same blockchain. Though he fails to answer the question why any game company would want to cooperate with and cross promote someone else's game.
>dude, just gatekeep your player base and don't allow them to gain obsidian ore until they grind crypto crush for 300 hours and only allow somebody to be a blacksmith if they spend 2 years grinding in our cryptominer labeled "blacksmith training simulator game". then they can go play another persons game using all the things you just gatekeeped from them lol
Isn't there a problem of algorithmic complexity or something?
You're just adding junk to a Blockchain, right? Indefinitely? At some point in the future doesn't storing and retrieving info become a problem? Presumably there is no way to compress these elements?
Imagine if DNA just got longer and longer without ever pruning.
if it's one company (or a private group of companies), you don't need the blockchain.
and if it's public and anyone can make a game and have access to the cross-game economy via the blockchain, anyone can make a game that just gives you 999 of every item immediately and instantly destroy the entire game ecosystem.
First, getting jpgs in your menu from killing an enemy is not gameplay, regardless of how low and sicknasty the drop rate is.
Second, a guild getting an advantage because they won a gamble would be indicative of a shit game.
This is funny as shit but there was literally a post on here when BF2 was released with all the microtransaction hell it had. It literally read just like that, only without NFTs.
Why the frick is this post so obsessed with obsidian? Obsidian isn't even a particularly good material to make weapons out of. It's really soft and easily broken. Mithril would totally be better. What an idiot.
now here's something
it's an blockchain-based mon game but newer users more than likely can't afford to join, but they can borrow mons from existing users and grind them for a share of their increased value as profit
it's literally digital sharecropping
>why grind one game when you could grind 5
also if your game has a 5% drop rate and only 4 of that item exist, your game is fricking dead
That sounds like absolute shit
>Friends
do people actually unironically think this shit is a good idea?
i mean, this HAS to be a joke.
>do people actually unironically think this shit is a good idea?
People like that don't want to play fun video games. They want to get on the next get rich quick scheme because they are eternally seething from missing out on bitcoin and NFTs. But their moronic attitude is exactly why they will never succeed
To me it looks like a joke that makes fun of NFTs but also of MMO losers who actually waste their lives grinding for completely virtual game items, and of the fact that the latter is seen as somewhat acceptable.
Online games have enough trouble regulating their own internal game economies. I can't even imagine all the issues such an interconnected use of resources would cause. Let alone the logistics of getting game devs to communicate with completely different studios and standardize certain resources. Otherwise you'll probably get a ton of different types of obsidian that's compatible with some games but not others.
>5% chance of dropping
>only 4 in existence
How does that work?
I mean the whole thing is clearly parody anyway so maybe i am overthinking it.
Obscure spawning conditions, high encounter difficulty, newly released. Take your pick. You frickers lack imagination.
>Obscure spawning conditions
Autists would nail down the conditions to a science in like days
>high encounter difficulty
Don't play MMOs, but shouldn't make that much of a difference because players would just minmax eventually
>newly released
Yeah, like if the game released hours before
The issue with MMOs is that difficulty translates into 1HKO mechanics that wipe the entire run or insane number crunching that requires minmaxed gear to beat.
It's literally the definition of fake difficulty.
maybe the cave of sorrow is a gigantic pain in the ass to navigate, maybe the frost giant is overtuned and you need an absolutely massive group to down him, maybe the respawn timer is obscenely long, or maybe the orb is his only notable drop and it's only good for a game that isn't even out yet so no one gives a shit.
Easy, you ever played EQ or FF11? Some of those raid bosses took more than two hours to beat on a successful attempt.
a generic fricking Frost giant drops the meme orb wow
Will these play on Polium?
Why do you need the blockchain to do all of that? If a single company is running all of those games surely they can just allow you to trade the items between games without needing the blockchain.
The theory is that any game made by any company could use the same blockchain. Though he fails to answer the question why any game company would want to cooperate with and cross promote someone else's game.
>dude, just gatekeep your player base and don't allow them to gain obsidian ore until they grind crypto crush for 300 hours and only allow somebody to be a blacksmith if they spend 2 years grinding in our cryptominer labeled "blacksmith training simulator game". then they can go play another persons game using all the things you just gatekeeped from them lol
Isn't there a problem of algorithmic complexity or something?
You're just adding junk to a Blockchain, right? Indefinitely? At some point in the future doesn't storing and retrieving info become a problem? Presumably there is no way to compress these elements?
Imagine if DNA just got longer and longer without ever pruning.
if it's one company (or a private group of companies), you don't need the blockchain.
and if it's public and anyone can make a game and have access to the cross-game economy via the blockchain, anyone can make a game that just gives you 999 of every item immediately and instantly destroy the entire game ecosystem.
I hope Shitcraft and Frogdad or whatever he is cooking up fails.
First, getting jpgs in your menu from killing an enemy is not gameplay, regardless of how low and sicknasty the drop rate is.
Second, a guild getting an advantage because they won a gamble would be indicative of a shit game.
>Implying I want my games to be plagued by seamonkeys tryharding just to make enough money to eat tonight
Hard fricking pass.
>GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND
No thank you.
This is funny as shit but there was literally a post on here when BF2 was released with all the microtransaction hell it had. It literally read just like that, only without NFTs.
Why the frick is this post so obsessed with obsidian? Obsidian isn't even a particularly good material to make weapons out of. It's really soft and easily broken. Mithril would totally be better. What an idiot.
elfgay detected
I would happily grind magic obisdian orbs with my guildies for a chance his family members off themselves one by one live on twitch.
>use the guild treasury to buy everyone a new full set of red dhide
..............?
do all this tedious bullshit to prop up my scam and pretend its somehow fun
This shit just made me give up video games forever
>Resources
Fricking garbage. What people would want is being able to bring over characters and stuff between multiple games.
I have no idea if this is parody or not and that scares me.
Is this parody? I feel shamed reading this. I unironically want to touch grass now
now here's something
it's an blockchain-based mon game but newer users more than likely can't afford to join, but they can borrow mons from existing users and grind them for a share of their increased value as profit
it's literally digital sharecropping
Yeah the margins are so thin that even in a country with a $11 a day minimum wage, the player base has gone down.
This is its own circle of hell, Dante would read this and think "These Black folk aren't that bad for some plant eating homosexuals".
Eating ze bugs and pod life is paradise compared to that.
>*click* *click*
SSHHFFFHHH AW FRICK BETTER THAN COKE
This was a very long and disappointing advertisement. None of that depends on blockchain but on a company making the games and hosting the servers