Just don't go caving like a brainlet kek. Entire reason this guy got memed on is because he got fricked into dying a slow death in a place as innocent sounding as Nutty Putty Cave.
Anon, just by saying that you've jinxed yourself and ensured that your coroner's report will conclude that your death was caused by ingesting lethal amounts of clown penis makeup.
So how do cavers get back out with these extremely tight spaces? I presume they keep crawling until they find an area that's big enough for them to reorient themselves and crawl back the way they came but if they don't find a space big enough?
>Requires weeks of planning >Hundreds in dollars of gear >Several days of driving to cave and back
You’ve never been caving before, fricking cry more Black person
you stupid hole crawling, rock get stuck-in, cave divin, time wastin, underground dwellin, dyin, starving, direction losin, skin scrapin, and earth buttplugin...
moronic. FRICK.
I saw a bigger picture of that nutty putty cave, the guy that died passed a tight spot before that made turning back near impossible. It's probably why he kept going until he got trapped. I'm amazed the rescuers managed to reach him at all and return alive. The guy never had a chance.
>that one caving incident in which it started raining and they had to climb through a massive downpour of water
>that other caving incident when they swam into some underwater caverns on some island and one of them let go of the guiding line and got lost in the cave systems, then spent 2 weeks stuck in some air pocket in pitch darkness until he starved to death
>that one caving incident in which it started raining and they had to climb through a massive downpour of water
>that other caving incident when they swam into some underwater caverns on some island and one of them let go of the guiding line and got lost in the cave systems, then spent 2 weeks stuck in some air pocket in pitch darkness until he starved to death
oh yeah i saw a video on that. The rescue party had come relatively close to him too. Scary Interesting is a good youtube channel for caving death stories.
>Scary Interesting
I like these cave stories but I find something scummy about that guy
It's one thing to share stories but it's another to profit off of tragedies while using clickbait thumbnails and ad reads
It’s always been a fine line and usually YouTube content is way on the wrong side of it. I’ve read a lot of true crime and most of it was a lot less lurid than the YouTube stuff I’ve watched.
>have the whole world to explore >can climb mountains, swim in lakes, explore the depths of ocean, forests, ruins, abandoned buildings, fields >enter a dark, damp, cold, empty cavities in bodies of rock where absolutely no life lingers, where there is no way to signal for help, where the worst death awaits you if you mess up
why?
The claustrophobia, the fear of your lights malfunctioning, breaking, dying, the adrenaline of doing it all and making it out alive. It’s like skydiving
Lol nobody dies caving why do you gays see one moron die and then spam it 100000 times as if it’s a common incident
you stupid hole crawling, rock get stuck-in, cave divin, time wastin, underground dwellin, dyin, starving, direction losin, skin scrapin, and earth buttplugin...
moronic. FRICK.
Cry more skydivegay
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>not even enjoying scotsmanposting
this guy is a nigro!
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
one guy? there are a LOT of instances of morons neglecting the rules, getting lost, and dying. the most famous skydiving anybody knows about is from fricking king of the hill or DB cooper which barely counts.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Okay?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Lol nobody dies caving
I want you to remember you said this when you're in a cave and it randomly flash floods even though the weather report was clear.
>need to scare yourself to death to get a thrill
you should try smoking meth, almost noone who does so leaves not being an addict. an absolute miniscule amount of people recover. imagine the thrill of recovering from it, trying to fight the urge, in cold sweats and shivering? that is how you sound.
I think it’s more accurate to say adrenaline junkies are moronic. It’s like that stupid kid that did free climbing and then fell to his death a few years ago. Who could have seen that coming?
You’re a moron if anything you took away from that post was celebrating their death. It’s just acknowledgement that actions have consequences. If you go climb a mountain without fear or restraints, you might fall and die. But in wasting my time on an dingus that doesn’t deserve it.
>I think it’s more accurate to say adrenaline junkies are moronic
At least storm chasers can hide behind doing it for science, cave gays don't even map their shit half the time they just go in and drown
>then spent 2 weeks stuck in some air pocket in pitch darkness until he starved to death
This is one of the most ridiculously scary ways to die holy shit I get chills just imagining that frick me
>That one cave near Rusia where at like 1Km underground they found dozens of corpses from 300+ years ago that were dressed as if going to an opulent party. >Big ass mistery >Barely talked about >Almost no info online
I have a coffee with breakfast just to make sure all the fibre in my legitimately great diet is activated and I take my daily dump, then one with lunch because I like coffee, that's about it, water for the rest of the day
i had pancreatitis a couple years ago
by far the most horrific pain i had felt in my life
its actually an indescribable amount of pain
words simply dont exist for it
First lesson of the internet is 'don't fricking believe everything you see on the internet'. If some people need to explode their phones trying to charge them in the microwave or make mustard gas trying to make crystals then so be it, all the more lesson that they shouldn't play with forces and information beyond their ken. More than half of mankind is below 100 IQ and only 10 points is more difference than most would want to believe
The Ganker one isn't real but the case in the chubbyemu video is 100% real, keep in mind there was like 4 years between that Ganker post and the tiktok "trend"
Cavegays >slow agonizing deaths in the most humilliating positions >literally no one will ever see you not even the insects >nutty putty kek what a kwab
Climbchads >adrenaline of your life then die instantly on impact >body frozen right on the path of others, inmortalized for everyone to witness
Cavegays >slow agonizing deaths in the most humilliating positions >literally no one will ever see you not even the insects >nutty putty kek what a kwab
Climbchads >adrenaline of your life then die instantly on impact >body frozen right on the path of others, inmortalized for everyone to witness
This feels like a hobby for people who want to kill themself, but don't want their family to feel bad about them killing themselves.
Sky diving would be a better way to do this.
It'd be a bit more obvious with Skydiving though. Parachutes these days are easy to work with and almost never malfunction outside of purposeful sabotage.
I wouldn't do it though, trusting stress tested technology with me either living or splatting on a pile of stones in the middle of bumfrick nowhere doesn't sound ideal for living a decent life.
That's why you bring 5 spare parachutes each from a different manufacturer in case the main one malfunctions. The probability of all 6 of them malfunctioning during the same fall is negligible.
Killing yourself skydiving is an absolute dick move on the drop zone, especially if you manage to make it look like an accident. People injuring themselves in moronic ways is funny though, and for me it’s someone flying into a hay bale while under canopy.
I hope spelunking turns into a Tiktok trend at some point. Imagine all the moronic zoomies walking into dangerous caves with crocs and sweatpants and then getting stuck
well one of their trends was walking on top of skyscrapers, and there are a handful of videos of them accidentally falling off. so that's pretty cool. I'd rather them not shit up natural caves with their moronic trends.
It's almost impressive how fricked that whole situation was from day 1. >get a team to approve your design for a sub for (You) and your cool richgay friends to see the Titanic >"hey moron, we need to redesign this from the ground up, it's going to implode before it even gets halfway there" >nah I'm built different, you're fired, get some newblood in here to build this and stress test >nothing happens in the tests (against all odds) >guy and the richgays get in and experience what should've happened on the very first dive
Part of me wonders if the stress tests went well purely so that karma could get the guy at the last second. Shame about the richgays but oh well, collateral.
I am waiting patiently for another Oceangate-tier international interest story. Good times, shame about the imploded fellows though. Beats what people were imagining at least.
is very rare the case where i kinda feel bad for the zoomer, he didn't wanted to go at all.
The richgays asked for it though, damn thing didn't even had doors, i would be scared as frick just for that >titanic? i'll let you out only if you give me access to your bank account
The Oceangate dude is your usual wall street gay doing his hustle mentality applied in a life-and-death enterprise. As far as his management that led up to it, the implosion was inevitable.
>damn thing didn't even had doors, i would be scared as frick just for that
That's really the worst part. Had the alternate scenario happened where the sub just completely ran out of power and floated to the surface, they would've just suffocated while helplessly viewing the safety of the outside world because the capsule was completely impossible to open without an external helper toting a massive fricking breaker bar to crack open those bolts.
they had a golden goose and they killed it for a ''survivor roguelike'', how much are you gonna bet that when it bombs hard they are gonna make a real new season for DRG
being buried alive?
Caving death?
being in a coma fully aware for 10 years stuck watching Barney reruns and having no way to communicate your suffering?
like having your entire body paralyzed while being conscious
There have been organ donors that have been mistakenly reported as dead and as their organs are being taken out they wakeup but can literally not do anything because of the drugs injected into them that puts their body into a sleeplike state to preseve the organs.
>mistakenly
Thats no mistake, the same way non-profit childrens hospitals falsely diagnosed kids with cancer to kill them after lengthly "treatments" and take their organs is no mistake
Does this mean we should adopt children before this happens to them? On one hand I don't want them murdered by for profit hospitals, on the other end I think the amount of daughterwives and planned pregnancies may go up a large percentage...
I'd assume living and healthy is better than dead?
This
Organ harvesting is extremely profitable, and many such horrors have been committed in the name of retrieving and selling viable organs
Never opt in to organ donation
Make sure they aren't trying to trick you or sneak it past you either next, some states make you opt out or pay additional fees for license corrections because it defaults to yes unless you specify in writing you don't want to be a donor
And even then they may decide they want your organs anyway, and then any paperwork that would reveal that they stole your organs despite non-donor status will 'mysteriously' go missing
I think the Nutty Putty guy had a wife or something since they had a kid on the way as well. The guy seemed to have a decent life going, but he threw it all away so his grave could be the Nutty Putty cave.
If I'm dying like this I'd rather go out doing something like fricking e-girls or whatever and getting shot. This man was trapped upside down for 27hours unable to move as his family watched. Holy shit he was a moron.
if they were actively monitoring brain activity during this hypothetical procedure wouldn’t it be for the express purpose of seeing if someone is alive still, therefore preventing this exact scenario? or is it just completely made up bullshit
I didn't make up the scenario, and I just suggested an answer to it. i literally have no idea if this is what happens but its absolutely fricked if there were people who were fully conscious but unable to communicate at all.
I'm pretty sure there are incidents similar to what you describe. I remember one of some people drowning in a cave except for one guy that lasted a bit longer by squeezing into a tight air pocket right above his dead friends
Their corpses probably blocked him from at least trying to swim out too, he must've been so distraught
No there were two like in the photo and speculation suggests they were engaged in various homosexual acts before and after death. Please stop spreading misinformation to naive and stupid anons.
All the blood is in the wrong end of his body at that point so they can only yank him out breaking all his bones and killing him in the process or just let him die naturally in the same amount of time.
nutty putty guy was literally like this. the only way to pull him out would be to break his legs forward at the knees and they knew the shock of that would kill him
I'm sure they tried everything possible. they even tried digging but the ground was too wet to make any progress. You'd have to read more about it because I only have passing knowledge.
>either pushed to the limit with adrenaline and a painkiller or put to sleep >still bleeding
I don't think medical science at the time had a badass enough coagulant to let the rescuers break his knees (thus severing an artery or some shit) and pull him out.
Black person how are you going to perform a complicated medical procedure that requires a lot of medical tools in a space that was too small for more than one person to enter
They could have put him to sleep first, they probably planned for his death from the very start though. I read the story, the way he got into caving is very obviously manipulation.
did you ever get your head stuck in a banister as a kid? humans are squishy and can fit in to places they can't always get out of. think of homer simpson getting both of his arms stuck in vending machines, except for the part where he could have just let go.
was slowly crawling in an increasingly thin area until falling in a hole, now he couldn't leave because the hole is actually thiner than his chest, essentially got toothpasted
You ever queeze yourself into a t-shirt or pair of pants by holding your breath for a sec? Imagine doing that but in a dark cave with rocks that will kill you with noremorse and no reward should you escape.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>You ever queeze yourself into a t-shirt or pair of pants by holding your breath for a sec?
i have never even heard of anyone doing this what the frick anon
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
fatso
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
You won't say that to my face as pound your femboy ass until you're pregnant.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
how can i say it to your face if im facing away from you?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Since when did missionary make you face away from me?
They were making progress with a pulley, enough that they saw his face and asked him how he was doing. He was coherent enough to smile and say something back to them. Then the rock outcropping the pulley was attached to shattered and he plummeted back into the hole head first, which combined with the existing trauma and heart damage from being upside down for 12 hours to kill him
*OSHA approved extension cords
you get one of those cheapo chinese pieces of shit to piggyback off of and you can have enough cord to safely get a going into games machine and TV up and running
I don't care. I'm old enough that I don't know anybody who would do this shit. Let the zoomies kill themselves, the can be an hero and leave their ipod in their will.
The toe itself got caught in a rug on the kitchen floor and I fell on the toe while it was facing inward with all my weight. Wondering if I snapped something in there. Obviously just gonna deal with it, I’ve had broken toes before but this one was a bit different.
>they'll end up getting paid by someone
Yeah, the government. That's the secret to these the big hospital bill meme in the US, you simply don't pay. That's the reason why they charge so much in the first place is because they're trying to make what money they can off those who do make the stupid decision to pay instead of letting insurance argue them down massively or just get written off entirely.
hyppocratic oath i guess? if a person has a chance to survive then there's nothing they can do but try. you can't get healthcare money out of someone who's dead.
>I've been eating this breakfast since January 1, 2007 with some variation
what the frick, he's going to end up on his own fricking channel as a patient
Depends on your activity. Do you burn enough calories a day for your body to brwak it down and use it? If yes then its fine.
If not then excess nutrients build up in your body and lead to health issues. Issues like high blood pressure are often linked to excessive digestion of sodium.
I mean, I dont think eggs are bad for you but FOURTEEN EGGS DAILY FOR YEARS?? and thats JUST breakfast? Even if there arent any health issues how the frick do you stomach that
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>not being roughly the size of a barge
Never going to make it
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
If I ate 14 eggs for breakfast I would want to sweat out all the grease in my system immediately rather than feel like scrambled eggs all day
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>the grease
Holy shit you fat b***h.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Eggs are good for you, the push against satfat is white genocide
I feel like you guys dont understand. 14 fricking eggs. EVERYDAY. for OVER A DECADE when that video was posted. Motherfricker ate over 50 000 FRICKING EGGS, HES NOT FRICKING HUMAN
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I've drank a liter of milk a day over the last 5 years. Stop freaking out so moooch.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Do you got a nice femboy rack for me to squeeze
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
No, but I can make my pecs dance.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I don't think you guys understand, I haven't had sex since I was born. Over 28 years. Thats 10200+ days of never having sex holy shit! I'm not human I'm a wizard!
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>I don't think you guys understand
manly tears
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>I don't think you guys understand
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Eggs are good for you, the push against satfat is white genocide
cooked food tends to be way healthier than whatever moronation wallmart expects you to buy.
i used to ate 6 eggs during breakfast and actually felt healthier than eating those "100% no sugar healthy" cereals.
The whole "eggs cause high cholesterol" was how Lyndon B. Johnson tried to force down inflation. His Great Society plan was way, way more expensive than he thought it would be and the end result was rising prices across the board. He told companies to stop raising them and if they didn't he would knee cap them. This included having Surgeon General say eggs raise cholesterol to cutting the subsidies the US steel industry received and almost collapsing US Steel
Since this guy's death has been referenced on this board repeatedly this week, I guess I can assume that it's a popular topic on TikTok right now and all the kiddies are just now learning about it.
While I do think dying is sad, if you intentionally do something entirely avoiable that will end up killing you and leaving your family without a dad for no reason at all, then I will laugh at you with the same lack of self respect you showed yourself and your family.
They said that breaking his legs would've killed him due to the shock, right? Why not just give it a shot if you're gonna fricking leave him to die anyway?
Trolley problem . Most ppl would rather leave someone to die than risk having blood on there hand . Also not too familiar with the situation maybe even that was not possible at some point .
FRICK FRICK FRICK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FRICK THE FRICKING SHEEPFRICKER POLYMORPH WIZARDS FRICK THESE MOTHERFRICKERS IN THE FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>thread over >nobody posted the divers who got sucked into a pipe and ended up at the bottom of the ocean and the company they were working for said "lmao we're not rescuing them"
Your mom
Outlast Trials
Left 4 Dead 2 community maps on harder difficulties
Escape Simulator
oh hell nah
Between a rock and a hard place
kek
Dorks
>carlosmind
CARLOS
>Looks like he's stuck between a rock and a hard place
I recognize that wiener
me on the right (rightside up)
this but instead with a girl but she's behind me so I have to tuck my dick backwards to have segs
But what if your penis touches her penis?
they kiss obviously
anon...
Then they're not a girl.
I proceed to stick my dick in my own ass to avoid being gay.
The problem of our age
oh no
>tfw no bro to get a frustration erection and duel to the death with
It really isn’t fair
would anyone unironically frick their male buddy if they were stuck in a cave with no help coming?
Every single person on Ganker is hoping for such an opportunity.
no way gay
Only the fujos, good thing they will never be men.
i ain't dying a virgin bro
Symmetrical docking!!
I hope when I die it isn't due to something moronic that people will make fun of for decades, if not more.
Just stop with the erotic auto asphyxiation, anon.
Just don't go caving like a brainlet kek. Entire reason this guy got memed on is because he got fricked into dying a slow death in a place as innocent sounding as Nutty Putty Cave.
Anon, just by saying that you've jinxed yourself and ensured that your coroner's report will conclude that your death was caused by ingesting lethal amounts of clown penis makeup.
>Surely my friend wouldn't backstab me at our direst time, right?
Kevin Nash on the left
Conceptualize the aroma in that enclosed space
Bro don't nutty in my putty.
Looks like he's between a wiener and a hard face
Alright, bro. I go first.
Why didn’t they just rattle the cave until they fell out of the crevice? Were they stupid?
Epic reddit comment, bro
You must be fun at fighting game club
sorry bro, I can't. My timbs are in the way
Mr Krabs, you gotta let go of the dime
>homer, are you just holding onto the can?
why didnt they just noclip into the Backroom??
Could you dumbasses send down a glowstick?
Don't worry guys, he is gonna save you
Why did he give up?
He did not
Cool someone remembers dig dug.
unironically, they could have done that to save that dumb moron. Amerifricks are so lazy
frick
So how do cavers get back out with these extremely tight spaces? I presume they keep crawling until they find an area that's big enough for them to reorient themselves and crawl back the way they came but if they don't find a space big enough?
They can probably crawl backwards to an extent, most likely taking a very long time. You gotta be very patient to begin with for caving im sure.
They die. Or some other person has to risk their life to save the moronic scumbag
lol kys poorgay, it’s fun to do thats why
>It costs a ton of money to go to a cave and walk in
Lmao at this porgay larp.
>Requires weeks of planning
>Hundreds in dollars of gear
>Several days of driving to cave and back
You’ve never been caving before, fricking cry more Black person
Imagine calling anyone that when your primary hobby is crawling in dirty holes like an animal
>Planning costs money
>HUNDREDS of dollars
Lmfao this is incredible, tell me more money bags.
in dollars of gear
do you also buy gayming merch? isn't your ass prolapsed enough at this point?
>it’s fun to do thats why
you stupid hole crawling, rock get stuck-in, cave divin, time wastin, underground dwellin, dyin, starving, direction losin, skin scrapin, and earth buttplugin...
moronic. FRICK.
maybe they just wiggle backwards or something.
caving is really fricking dumb, at least bring a small handgun so you can have a nice day
>get stuck in a crevice in a way in which you cant reach it
again, caving is really fricking stupid
i got a better idea we use a cyanide tooth capsule
that's why you always go with a friend. So they can shoot you, duh.
Insanely messed up that you can't just hold your breath and die in these scenarios, your body should really just give you that pass
the cave was mapped. he went the wrong way and died for it. if he read his map correctly he'd have been fine.
You find caving videos on YouTube to watch how it's done
The first mappers go in groups so they can pull someone stuck out because in many places its too hard to go backwards
If it's a new cave, then it involves a large amount of risk taking. Spelunkers are basically gambling with their lives for the dopamine rush.
I saw a bigger picture of that nutty putty cave, the guy that died passed a tight spot before that made turning back near impossible. It's probably why he kept going until he got trapped. I'm amazed the rescuers managed to reach him at all and return alive. The guy never had a chance.
Cavers don't exist anymore, they all slowly died of thirst for weeks at the bottom of a cave at some point in their life
playing duo queue bot lane in league of legends
>Knuckles Chaotix
necessary
I didn't know Saddam was a manlet
>saddamanlytears
Where is the fan?
>that one caving incident in which it started raining and they had to climb through a massive downpour of water
>that other caving incident when they swam into some underwater caverns on some island and one of them let go of the guiding line and got lost in the cave systems, then spent 2 weeks stuck in some air pocket in pitch darkness until he starved to death
>then spent 2 weeks stuck in some air pocket in pitch darkness until he starved to death
oh yeah i saw a video on that. The rescue party had come relatively close to him too. Scary Interesting is a good youtube channel for caving death stories.
>Scary Interesting
I like these cave stories but I find something scummy about that guy
It's one thing to share stories but it's another to profit off of tragedies while using clickbait thumbnails and ad reads
It’s always been a fine line and usually YouTube content is way on the wrong side of it. I’ve read a lot of true crime and most of it was a lot less lurid than the YouTube stuff I’ve watched.
I don't usually get bothered by that stuff but when he started using the pointless red arrows in thumbnails about these deaths it just felt wrong
how do they know he was alive for that long? most people who get lost in caves, especially underwater ones, are never recovered
marked in sand
he wrote in the sand, i think might've left messages somehow iirc (cellphone maybe) and all of his poopies
Iron Lung
>have the whole world to explore
>can climb mountains, swim in lakes, explore the depths of ocean, forests, ruins, abandoned buildings, fields
>enter a dark, damp, cold, empty cavities in bodies of rock where absolutely no life lingers, where there is no way to signal for help, where the worst death awaits you if you mess up
why?
The thrill is the whole point, moron.
what is thrilling about it?
The claustrophobia, the fear of your lights malfunctioning, breaking, dying, the adrenaline of doing it all and making it out alive. It’s like skydiving
skydiving is unironically probably safer though
Lol nobody dies caving why do you gays see one moron die and then spam it 100000 times as if it’s a common incident
Cry more skydivegay
>not even enjoying scotsmanposting
this guy is a nigro!
one guy? there are a LOT of instances of morons neglecting the rules, getting lost, and dying. the most famous skydiving anybody knows about is from fricking king of the hill or DB cooper which barely counts.
Okay?
>Lol nobody dies caving
I want you to remember you said this when you're in a cave and it randomly flash floods even though the weather report was clear.
>need to scare yourself to death to get a thrill
you should try smoking meth, almost noone who does so leaves not being an addict. an absolute miniscule amount of people recover. imagine the thrill of recovering from it, trying to fight the urge, in cold sweats and shivering? that is how you sound.
I think it’s more accurate to say adrenaline junkies are moronic. It’s like that stupid kid that did free climbing and then fell to his death a few years ago. Who could have seen that coming?
You are a messed up human to celebrate anyones death besides those above you like the government
You’re a moron if anything you took away from that post was celebrating their death. It’s just acknowledgement that actions have consequences. If you go climb a mountain without fear or restraints, you might fall and die. But in wasting my time on an dingus that doesn’t deserve it.
>besides those above you
Commie Black person
>I think it’s more accurate to say adrenaline junkies are moronic
At least storm chasers can hide behind doing it for science, cave gays don't even map their shit half the time they just go in and drown
>why?
*whypipo
>swim in lake
>brain-eating amoeba goes up your nose
>you die a horrible death a few days later
>then spent 2 weeks stuck in some air pocket in pitch darkness until he starved to death
This is one of the most ridiculously scary ways to die holy shit I get chills just imagining that frick me
I just can't feel bad for moronic suicidal people
>That one cave near Rusia where at like 1Km underground they found dozens of corpses from 300+ years ago that were dressed as if going to an opulent party.
>Big ass mistery
>Barely talked about
>Almost no info online
The screaming tunnel one was pretty bad too, digging in Russia is just a bad idea.
I call bullshit show me a link or something
>mass graves in russia
>big ass mystery
bro just learn some history moron
1km deep into a natural cave?
Every day I thank the lord that I was born not moronic.
NUTTY PUTTY CAVE
At least it wasn't in the POOPY DOOKIE CAVE.
>game has artificial difficulty
>Man’s pancreas ‘digests itself’ after downing 12 energy drinks in 10 minutes
holy shit. went to check if that was real and here is the article
there's no way this guy was right in the head. I couldn't even drink that much water in ten minutes, and that would still probably frick you up too.
>with the gamer usually consuming 900 mg of caffeine a day
please don't tell me any of you do this
How many cups of coffee is that?
like 10 cups
Jesus
A cup has around 95 mg
I drink an average of 3 cups of earl grey per day. How much is in 1 cup?
you are dead
I drink at max 2 litres of cold brewed green tea a day. Not sure how good or bad that is for me, it's usually less than 1l though
400 on a regular day 700 on a bad one.
I start to feel terrible after 250mg. I can't even imagine.
I have a coffee with breakfast just to make sure all the fibre in my legitimately great diet is activated and I take my daily dump, then one with lunch because I like coffee, that's about it, water for the rest of the day
>the gamer
Yeah, what's with the repeated insistence on him being a gamer when it has nothing to do with anything?
>acute pancreatitis
I've been there too
>45 cans a week
that's about 6 a day, i'm scared to death just drinking one every day what a fricking moron
>Teabag style walking uses 2.5 times more energy than normal walking
Gamers, our response?
>tfw no gamer cute pancrea titis
that's such a israeli, media sensationalist way to say he got severe acid reflux
>Its all the israelites!!!! I am not obssesed at all!!!
To be fair, it's israelites 95% of the time.
i had pancreatitis a couple years ago
by far the most horrific pain i had felt in my life
its actually an indescribable amount of pain
words simply dont exist for it
The third world Ganker guy who gave himself heatstroke and permanent brain damage mining bitcoin is funner
Did his room overheat from all the graphics cards or something
Yes, no A/C and left it running all night
are bizgays worse weaklings than Gankergays?
like people in the desert have it way hotter, fricking pussy just drink water lol
People in the desert have more than minor brain damage.
>2011
If he hodled it he might be a millionaire right now.
I mean he's a fricking crypto miner, it's not like he can get any more moronic.
Not in 2011 moron
this is why you should keep your computer always bizy
my favourite was this one zoomed literally meme'd into killimg himself
There's one about a kid rubbing icy hot on his balls too
>sleepytime chicken isn't actually good for you
shocking
merged boards were fun
>one day your shitposting might kill someone
a man of his intelligence would have killed himself sooner or later anyways
The kid who OD'd on gummy vitamins causing his bones to turn to rubber is nightmare fuel
how would that even happen
Mechanically? Vit A overdose
Causatively? Non-English speaking migrant family
Source me up
Vitamin A overdose
First lesson of the internet is 'don't fricking believe everything you see on the internet'. If some people need to explode their phones trying to charge them in the microwave or make mustard gas trying to make crystals then so be it, all the more lesson that they shouldn't play with forces and information beyond their ken. More than half of mankind is below 100 IQ and only 10 points is more difference than most would want to believe
>TikTok 'Hangman' Challenge
>Challenge is to have a nice day and to cut the noose before you lose consciousness
Do u guys think that these memes were created as artifical natural selectors to kill off the population of morons?
It is called Artifical Selection.
>Stupid shit like this showed how normalgays are moronic
>TikTok made sure it filters them
4chinks can't compete with TikTok anymore.
From memory it wasn't even the chicken, the idiot drank all the leftover nyquil in the pan
i have doubts that thread was even real. people make stupid performative threads like that all the time on this site
The thread probably didn't eat it
but tiktok gays who picked up on it years later did
>but tiktok gays who picked up on it years later did
good
The Ganker one isn't real but the case in the chubbyemu video is 100% real, keep in mind there was like 4 years between that Ganker post and the tiktok "trend"
the youtube channel is by an actual doctor and he puts reference links on his video descriptions
>the one zoomie
Oh there’s been a few more than one zoomer drinking bleach because le epik toktok moron said it’s yummy.
Cavegays
>slow agonizing deaths in the most humilliating positions
>literally no one will ever see you not even the insects
>nutty putty kek what a kwab
Climbchads
>adrenaline of your life then die instantly on impact
>body frozen right on the path of others, inmortalized for everyone to witness
>kek what a kek what a b***h
Kys yourself newbie
Crawl back to your little hole, rat man.
.
Based mountain bro
But climbers fall into crevasses all the time.
these are cavegays falseflags
I wish I was in nutty putty taking a fat spelunker shit
This feels like a hobby for people who want to kill themself, but don't want their family to feel bad about them killing themselves.
Sky diving would be a better way to do this.
It'd be a bit more obvious with Skydiving though. Parachutes these days are easy to work with and almost never malfunction outside of purposeful sabotage.
I wouldn't do it though, trusting stress tested technology with me either living or splatting on a pile of stones in the middle of bumfrick nowhere doesn't sound ideal for living a decent life.
That's why you bring 5 spare parachutes each from a different manufacturer in case the main one malfunctions. The probability of all 6 of them malfunctioning during the same fall is negligible.
Killing yourself skydiving is an absolute dick move on the drop zone, especially if you manage to make it look like an accident. People injuring themselves in moronic ways is funny though, and for me it’s someone flying into a hay bale while under canopy.
I hope spelunking turns into a Tiktok trend at some point. Imagine all the moronic zoomies walking into dangerous caves with crocs and sweatpants and then getting stuck
well one of their trends was walking on top of skyscrapers, and there are a handful of videos of them accidentally falling off. so that's pretty cool. I'd rather them not shit up natural caves with their moronic trends.
Air-Strip Angel
Toasting in epic bread
Dig Dug
why are they in there together?
When you dig straight down
People die everyday, it's not everyday someone goes full moron and gets stuck in a place called nutty putty cave
where do you think you are?
Reddit?
Yes. Even funnier if it was something stupid.
It's almost impressive how fricked that whole situation was from day 1.
>get a team to approve your design for a sub for (You) and your cool richgay friends to see the Titanic
>"hey moron, we need to redesign this from the ground up, it's going to implode before it even gets halfway there"
>nah I'm built different, you're fired, get some newblood in here to build this and stress test
>nothing happens in the tests (against all odds)
>guy and the richgays get in and experience what should've happened on the very first dive
Part of me wonders if the stress tests went well purely so that karma could get the guy at the last second. Shame about the richgays but oh well, collateral.
it wasn't tested for pressures even close to what it was gonna experience in the first place
I am waiting patiently for another Oceangate-tier international interest story. Good times, shame about the imploded fellows though. Beats what people were imagining at least.
Well they did go down many many times succesfully, the problem was that each time the material accumulates fatique until it finally went pop.
is very rare the case where i kinda feel bad for the zoomer, he didn't wanted to go at all.
The richgays asked for it though, damn thing didn't even had doors, i would be scared as frick just for that
>titanic? i'll let you out only if you give me access to your bank account
No he deserved it, rich people are not human, even if theyre children
the only one i don’t feel bad for is the ceo who caused the entire thing due to his own hubris, feel like shit for his family though
The Oceangate dude is your usual wall street gay doing his hustle mentality applied in a life-and-death enterprise. As far as his management that led up to it, the implosion was inevitable.
>damn thing didn't even had doors, i would be scared as frick just for that
That's really the worst part. Had the alternate scenario happened where the sub just completely ran out of power and floated to the surface, they would've just suffocated while helplessly viewing the safety of the outside world because the capsule was completely impossible to open without an external helper toting a massive fricking breaker bar to crack open those bolts.
Eh, I thought they faked their deaths
you forgot where they fired all the experienced white engineers and replaced them with inexperienced brown people
>the "richgays" who aren't the CEO are all meets
They were flushed into the biggest toilet of them all
Richgays were moronic too for getting inside that death trap, they deserved it
Essex poster are based? What the frick
Essex posting always has and always will be based
Frick someone post the other sub essex pic with the ghost please
wait, someone died?
Damn, I hope he gets better
best thing about caving is that you don't have to do it
LET'S GET BACK TO DROP POD
i miss drg
They're going to give us more details about the next update on the 25th
It has been a year already?
pls understand we have been working on Deep Rock Galactic®: Rogue Core™
It will be dogshit, don't worry. They clearly do not care about the game.
they had a golden goose and they killed it for a ''survivor roguelike'', how much are you gonna bet that when it bombs hard they are gonna make a real new season for DRG
That doesn't mean I'll ever be going back to that troony game
i would miss it more if they would add more than 1 new set of weapons +1 shitty new monster per YEAR
WINRAR!
LOOTBUG!
>this thread
>LOL LET'S LAUGH AT HIM
He should still be here with us.
He would have been if he wasn't moronic
>he should
Umm ... why? Give me a good reason why this guy had any worth to humanity.
He definitely went into more holes than you did
the diagram makes it look alot bigger
you know this isn't reddit right? you're not getting any "epic updoots" and your narwhal wont bacon at midnight here
Anyone who dies in a place called nutty putty cave deserves to be mocked relentlessly
that's barotrauma for sure
He probably didn’t even try a half A press. Can’t feel too sorry for him.
he got stuck in the pedro spot
an A press is an A press. you can't say its only half.
>nutty putty man likely pissed and shat himself while stuck and had it running down his body for many hours before he died
imagine if it attracted bugs and they all crawled over his body making him itch.
I think it brings an important focus on humans staying the frick out of rabbit holes. What's a mansion for a fox, is Hell for humans.
Why can't they just go fishin' like a real red blooded American?
why didnt they try to break the rock around him
I once had a nightmare of being stuck in some cave and it was so depressing and horrible that I couldn't sleep for the rest of the night
imagine knowing you're about to die and your nose itches but you can't reach your face
imagine the steamy no homosexual sex
dark or black humor is a thing, it helps us cope with the worst possibilities of existence.
Maybe Second Life if you find yourself in an old RLV sim and don't cheat out.
What is worse?
being buried alive?
Caving death?
being in a coma fully aware for 10 years stuck watching Barney reruns and having no way to communicate your suffering?
Third one, at least first two don't even last a month before the reaper claims you.
how can you be fully aware in a coma
like having your entire body paralyzed while being conscious
you dream you are ash catching pokeyman.
This
There have been organ donors that have been mistakenly reported as dead and as their organs are being taken out they wakeup but can literally not do anything because of the drugs injected into them that puts their body into a sleeplike state to preseve the organs.
this is why you don't volunteer as an organ donor for your driver's license
if they can’t do anything then how would anyone be able to confirm this? you got anything to back that up friend?
are there organs just harvested on site at that very moment or something how the hell does this even happen
>believing things you read on Ganker
shiggy
Well they aren't going to wait for your kidney to age like a fine wine
>mistakenly
Thats no mistake, the same way non-profit childrens hospitals falsely diagnosed kids with cancer to kill them after lengthly "treatments" and take their organs is no mistake
Does this mean we should adopt children before this happens to them? On one hand I don't want them murdered by for profit hospitals, on the other end I think the amount of daughterwives and planned pregnancies may go up a large percentage...
I'd assume living and healthy is better than dead?
This
Organ harvesting is extremely profitable, and many such horrors have been committed in the name of retrieving and selling viable organs
Never opt in to organ donation
Make sure they aren't trying to trick you or sneak it past you either next, some states make you opt out or pay additional fees for license corrections because it defaults to yes unless you specify in writing you don't want to be a donor
And even then they may decide they want your organs anyway, and then any paperwork that would reveal that they stole your organs despite non-donor status will 'mysteriously' go missing
Schizo tier post. You got any proofs that this has occured
it definitely happened in haiti after that earthquake a while back
that isn’t even that bad as far as Haiti goes. go leave
Erm no, because the man has erased any evidence of this happening. But it's true. Believe me.
All the cause-of-death fraud during COVID makes his assertions believable.
reading this ruined my day. i don't think i can get to sleep, i keep thinking about when my mom died. thanks anon.
>being in a coma fully aware for 10 years stuck watching Barney reruns and having no way to communicate your suffering?
did that happen?
i'm glad reincarnation isn't real
imagine that we're all one soul and we have to go through every single life before returning to the source
now imagine reincarnating as the guy in op's pic.
If I was reincarnated as the guy in op's pic I simply wouldn't do that
But if reincarnation was real you wouldn't know because you don't keep your memories between lives
>i'm glad reincarnation isn't real
t. hades
you would also incarnate as the girl he had a crush on that he never got with that led to him doing autistic shit like caving
I think the Nutty Putty guy had a wife or something since they had a kid on the way as well. The guy seemed to have a decent life going, but he threw it all away so his grave could be the Nutty Putty cave.
The kid's bullies sure gonna have some prime ammo against it
she didnt make his penis hard like the girl he liked in highschool thats the only reasonable explanation
If reincarnation is real I already was that guy.
Imagine reincarnating as a Black person, poojeet or chink. Holy frick and the statistically likelihood of that in this day and age is immense.
Where do you guys find b***hes that compliment your dick even after months?
If I'm dying like this I'd rather go out doing something like fricking e-girls or whatever and getting shot. This man was trapped upside down for 27hours unable to move as his family watched. Holy shit he was a moron.
>FRICKING BULLSHIT LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE.
my sides
Depends on the person
Jews killed him
>fat man dies
Woah...
Anyway don't forget to get your 12th booster
Everyone who died during that mass hysteria """died of COVID""".
I didn't want to be an organ donor because I feel like that gives doctors an incentive to try less to save your life.
that absolutely happens, and sometimes they still do it anyway
I suppose it would be possible to measure brain activity?
if they were actively monitoring brain activity during this hypothetical procedure wouldn’t it be for the express purpose of seeing if someone is alive still, therefore preventing this exact scenario? or is it just completely made up bullshit
I didn't make up the scenario, and I just suggested an answer to it. i literally have no idea if this is what happens but its absolutely fricked if there were people who were fully conscious but unable to communicate at all.
im just saying that nobody should ever believe what they read on this site and for anyone who actually cares do the research
What compels people to crawl around in cramped, old, extremely dangerous and lethal caves? Are they asking for death?
The Call of the Void
they have the most boring as shit lives and is their way of coping.
Is there a video on this?
Nutty Putty Cave incident, it's just one person that got stuck though
Damn, I was hoping two morons somehow got stuck together and shat on each other before dying.
I'm pretty sure there are incidents similar to what you describe. I remember one of some people drowning in a cave except for one guy that lasted a bit longer by squeezing into a tight air pocket right above his dead friends
Their corpses probably blocked him from at least trying to swim out too, he must've been so distraught
No there were two like in the photo and speculation suggests they were engaged in various homosexual acts before and after death. Please stop spreading misinformation to naive and stupid anons.
The nutty in his friends butty cave incident
that must have been a different incident because nutty putty was just one guy
Wrong, two guys in one tight, cum soaked grave. Please leave the thread.
How do you get into a position you can't be pulled back out of?
All the blood is in the wrong end of his body at that point so they can only yank him out breaking all his bones and killing him in the process or just let him die naturally in the same amount of time.
nutty putty guy was literally like this. the only way to pull him out would be to break his legs forward at the knees and they knew the shock of that would kill him
A very sticky situation.
Were they stupid? They could've thrown him two tourniquets and told him to secure those above the knee before breaking them.
That's assuming he could manage that
I'm sure they tried everything possible. they even tried digging but the ground was too wet to make any progress. You'd have to read more about it because I only have passing knowledge.
oh thanks Doctor Anonymous. are you stupid? that’s rhetorical by the way
You're a pain in the butt. A pain to the max.
we’ve had enough Nutty Putty cave threads over the years, memes are the destruction of humor. that’s why these threads aren’t funny anymore. sorry
I think quite a few people are finding this funny (like me)
hey, enjoy yourself
He literally could not move at all. His arms were pinned. I looked it up.
He had no space to move.
>I am le smartest in the room, evwryone is stoopid ahahahahaha
well, even this dumbass is still smarter than the cave diver
Not if he was injected with adrenalline or some sleeping aid.
>either pushed to the limit with adrenaline and a painkiller or put to sleep
>still bleeding
I don't think medical science at the time had a badass enough coagulant to let the rescuers break his knees (thus severing an artery or some shit) and pull him out.
they could just amputate his legs and rescue them at least.
Black person how are you going to perform a complicated medical procedure that requires a lot of medical tools in a space that was too small for more than one person to enter
He's still bleeding to death/brain damage before you pull him out to an area you can work on fixing it
They could have put him to sleep first, they probably planned for his death from the very start though. I read the story, the way he got into caving is very obviously manipulation.
>very obviously manipulation
Elaborate please
He is lying for yous moron
i dont get it why not just brace his feet against the top corner and pull him up by the knees, bending them the right way?
That picture is inaccurate and the space he was actually in left him zero room.
Sorry, I just wanted to draw the wiener. Dude could barely even breath because his chest couldn't expand.
ah that makes more sense
but if there was no room how the frick did his ass get in there in the first place?
did you ever get your head stuck in a banister as a kid? humans are squishy and can fit in to places they can't always get out of. think of homer simpson getting both of his arms stuck in vending machines, except for the part where he could have just let go.
was slowly crawling in an increasingly thin area until falling in a hole, now he couldn't leave because the hole is actually thiner than his chest, essentially got toothpasted
You ever queeze yourself into a t-shirt or pair of pants by holding your breath for a sec? Imagine doing that but in a dark cave with rocks that will kill you with noremorse and no reward should you escape.
>You ever queeze yourself into a t-shirt or pair of pants by holding your breath for a sec?
i have never even heard of anyone doing this what the frick anon
fatso
You won't say that to my face as pound your femboy ass until you're pregnant.
how can i say it to your face if im facing away from you?
Since when did missionary make you face away from me?
did he piss himself on the face?
Probably, along with shidding himself. The body was never recovered.
That was after they fricked up the initial rescue attempt. If they had put the rope through more hooks, then he probably would've been saved.
They were making progress with a pulley, enough that they saw his face and asked him how he was doing. He was coherent enough to smile and say something back to them. Then the rock outcropping the pulley was attached to shattered and he plummeted back into the hole head first, which combined with the existing trauma and heart damage from being upside down for 12 hours to kill him
what the frick they pulled him out that far for him to just slip back down? unlucky as frick but also jeez those people suck at holding a rope
I don't feel bad for any idiot who dies in a cave. Cave exploring is probably the most dangerous outdoor activities you can do
And that’s why sometimes “sorry bro” is an acceptable response effort for these kinds of “tragedies”.
WoW arena since original wrath
>be white man
>tend to be tall
>better go into that cave with small holes that might get me stuck in a very terrible situation
For what purpose?
should've climbed a mountain instead
The inherent drive for adventure combined with a world that's been fully mapped
The depths are the only place left to discover
men love exploring virginal holes
>stop to explore some cave after dinner
>end up entombed forever
this is why you dont go outside
No this is why we don't be moronic cAvE eXpLoRerZ!
they tried to put him in the going into games machine to save his life but they didn't have enough extension cords
*OSHA approved extension cords
you get one of those cheapo chinese pieces of shit to piggyback off of and you can have enough cord to safely get a going into games machine and TV up and running
Why didn't they just break his legs
Only actors are allowed to break their legs, idiot. They have the phrase copywrited.
haha what the frick
The shock would have killed him
I feel like if you're at a point where doing nothing leads to death then you might ad well try anything that might help even if it leads to death
Well then you're just an overly emotional moron
Nutty Putty Guy biopic starring James Franco when?
I-I don't like this thread anymore...
You motherfricker
yes but only if they're Chinese
>Mario, I told you to bring some-a capes.
>Frick-a you, Luigi.
is actually impossible for this to happen as you can't stop spinning until you hit a normal floor
they accidentally turned upside-down while spinning
mario routinely breaks blocks with his head though, how would being upside down prevent that
No, he punches them, and he needs the combined kinetic force of jumping to do it.
>mario routinely breaks blocks with his head though
reddit is here
Are you blind? There's solid ground between the bros and the turnblocks.
>Ganker video game
my duo Rust base
So TikTok "selective breeding" is a real thing after all. What are your thoughts about this?
I don't care. I'm old enough that I don't know anybody who would do this shit. Let the zoomies kill themselves, the can be an hero and leave their ipod in their will.
>be an hero
go back
Nah bro, you go back. You’re doing it wrong and you don’t even realize what a newfriend you are.
lurk moar
newbies still taking the bait
Do I need el doctoro for this one lads?
Not a doctor but I'm pretty sure there's nothing they do for a broken toe except telling you to suck it up
How'd this happen?
Also just suck it up if you're american.
The toe itself got caught in a rug on the kitchen floor and I fell on the toe while it was facing inward with all my weight. Wondering if I snapped something in there. Obviously just gonna deal with it, I’ve had broken toes before but this one was a bit different.
are you an ape? why is your toe so long
Not much that can be done for a broken toe other than just staying off it as much as possible
Fricking bigfoot weirdo, what the frick happens with your feet?
why is there so much hair on your sheets?
resident evil 6
i don't get why hospitals waste time and resources trying to save these idiots.
Most of these stories take place in America, where there's a good chance they'll end up getting paid by someone.
>they'll end up getting paid by someone
Yeah, the government. That's the secret to these the big hospital bill meme in the US, you simply don't pay. That's the reason why they charge so much in the first place is because they're trying to make what money they can off those who do make the stupid decision to pay instead of letting insurance argue them down massively or just get written off entirely.
>esl babble
>eat pickles
>healthcare stolen
>he doesn't want to be known as the doctor who saved the life of the moronic moron that turned into glue by drinking redbull
You go down in history as the guy who identified and treated the gamer who drank 12 energy drinks in a row
>A man was licked by his dog
How is this a moronic move?
for being a doggay ofc, catCHADs stay winning
Reminder toxo kills more people a year than dogs by a mile
Toxoplasmosis is usually obtained by eating raw meat more so than cat shit.
cats wipe their anus on everything in your house. even counter tops and the stove. if you have a cat with it, it's all over your house.
I've never seen my cats wipe their butts on anything.
have you ever seen your cat, i dunno, SIT on anything? it's the same thing.
t. cat
He probably had no immune system or his dog ate sone crazy trash.
hyppocratic oath i guess? if a person has a chance to survive then there's nothing they can do but try. you can't get healthcare money out of someone who's dead.
>watching chubbyemu videos
>suddenly he throws in a clip of himself deadlifting 5 plates
kek what the frick, did not expect that
You can scroll through his youtube channel and see his transformation from lets player to power lifter to med student to doctor
>I've been eating this breakfast since January 1, 2007 with some variation
what the frick, he's going to end up on his own fricking channel as a patient
Is eating these many eggs every day a good thing? He's not dead so clearly the whole "too many eggs are bad for you" doesn't quite stand.
Depends on your activity. Do you burn enough calories a day for your body to brwak it down and use it? If yes then its fine.
If not then excess nutrients build up in your body and lead to health issues. Issues like high blood pressure are often linked to excessive digestion of sodium.
I mean, I dont think eggs are bad for you but FOURTEEN EGGS DAILY FOR YEARS?? and thats JUST breakfast? Even if there arent any health issues how the frick do you stomach that
>not being roughly the size of a barge
Never going to make it
If I ate 14 eggs for breakfast I would want to sweat out all the grease in my system immediately rather than feel like scrambled eggs all day
>the grease
Holy shit you fat b***h.
I feel like you guys dont understand. 14 fricking eggs. EVERYDAY. for OVER A DECADE when that video was posted. Motherfricker ate over 50 000 FRICKING EGGS, HES NOT FRICKING HUMAN
I've drank a liter of milk a day over the last 5 years. Stop freaking out so moooch.
Do you got a nice femboy rack for me to squeeze
No, but I can make my pecs dance.
I don't think you guys understand, I haven't had sex since I was born. Over 28 years. Thats 10200+ days of never having sex holy shit! I'm not human I'm a wizard!
>I don't think you guys understand
manly tears
>I don't think you guys understand
Eggs are good for you, the push against satfat is white genocide
cooked food tends to be way healthier than whatever moronation wallmart expects you to buy.
i used to ate 6 eggs during breakfast and actually felt healthier than eating those "100% no sugar healthy" cereals.
no. But you will see both fatasses and fitgays telling otherwise for different magical reasons
>magical
>exercise is now magic according to moron poster
Sometimes I regret ever reading some posts on this site.
it's the video game board, you can't expect people to not be totally ignorant about human biology
The whole "eggs cause high cholesterol" was how Lyndon B. Johnson tried to force down inflation. His Great Society plan was way, way more expensive than he thought it would be and the end result was rising prices across the board. He told companies to stop raising them and if they didn't he would knee cap them. This included having Surgeon General say eggs raise cholesterol to cutting the subsidies the US steel industry received and almost collapsing US Steel
are those fricking eggs in a carton
it's a carton of eggs
look at the fricker, he ate ALL the eggs
Just goes to show that exercise and good health directly correlates to being smarter and better.
I started doing a little weight lifting and I hope I don't get tempted to ego lift
This is why we couldn't have free health care
I demand more funny edits
Yes, it would be funnier if your parents suddenly died in their sleep
Wait, they died? Didn't even know they were sick...
I commend your high effort
>difficulty: I'm coming for you
>he never shows up
SERVER FRICKING WHEN?
Since this guy's death has been referenced on this board repeatedly this week, I guess I can assume that it's a popular topic on TikTok right now and all the kiddies are just now learning about it.
I'm gay and sad
Drunk driving is a lot more dangerous than extreme sports and millions of people do it.
now imagine going into a stupid cave being lucid. I get that people under alcohol get moronic, but these morons are born this way.
If they died because they were utterly moronic, then yes.
Botlane
While I do think dying is sad, if you intentionally do something entirely avoiable that will end up killing you and leaving your family without a dad for no reason at all, then I will laugh at you with the same lack of self respect you showed yourself and your family.
Verification not required.
They said that breaking his legs would've killed him due to the shock, right? Why not just give it a shot if you're gonna fricking leave him to die anyway?
Trolley problem . Most ppl would rather leave someone to die than risk having blood on there hand . Also not too familiar with the situation maybe even that was not possible at some point .
cause if he dies then you are a killer and the wife can sue your ass. Guy was unconcious when they stop trying, couldn't have gave his consent.
Tell her the situation and get her to sign a consent form then.
Yeah, she'd couldn't sue but the court of public opinion doesn't give a shit about a consent form.
I doubt people would be angry at you for trying everything
Maybe you're right am just being too pessimistic.
Kf_biotech-incident
>White person died due to his nature
Not my problem. Darwin was right.
cs 1.6
No, I don't really like dark humor jokes like that, but caving is a suicide mission.
Why didn’t he just turn into a shrimp? Shrimple as.
Who had it worse, John Jones (Nutty Putty) or the people who died in Mossdale Cave?
I will let you know in about 20 minutes
Imagine dying in a British cave, holy shit.
why do white people do stupid shit like this??
Toxoplasmosis
>brownbrains would rather crawl into a hole than conquer a mountain
Yikes!
Where's the image of all the people lining up waiting for their turn at this shot
There's no Noita thread so I'll post it here
FRICK FRICK FRICK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FRICK THE FRICKING SHEEPFRICKER POLYMORPH WIZARDS FRICK THESE MOTHERFRICKERS IN THE FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nicely done, but… Where’s Saddam?
>Maybe I could have broken their legs to get them out, but ugh, it's just too much work. Better leave them there to rot and seal it up with concrete.
>thread over
>nobody posted the divers who got sucked into a pipe and ended up at the bottom of the ocean and the company they were working for said "lmao we're not rescuing them"