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>an ancient evil lives as a mundane worker since they got tired of being active

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >an ancient lawful lives as a mundane worker because someone has to do it

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >an ancient good lives as a mundane worker due to pious asceticism

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >An ancient ambivalent entity lives as a mundane worker because rent ain't cheap and being an aspect of existence doesn't pay.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You skipped the bit.

      >ancient chaotic sucks wieners in jail

      You failed the bit.

      3/4 on Alignment shitposting is still nice, but my own autism is triggered, ESPECIALLY as the third one.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The ancient evil likes gardening and just wants to be left alone.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the e-thot you want to bang is actually a 200-year-old vampire with your great-grandma's mindset

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Also, she's a magic schizo who is feuding with her tightwad sister alter ego

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >with your great-grandma's mindset
      fuuuuck she is going to bleed my bank account dry with the number and variety of dates before deciding whether or not we are going steady.
      I'm talking dances, brunches, movies, roller derbies, picnics, boat rentals, train rides to the countryside, villas in greece, more dances, drinking, partying, afternoon movie marathons, concerts, milkshakes, helping her catch the homeless, petting parties, poetry and spoken word readings, blood drives, swing dance competitions, working those tennis courts, beach outings, pottery classes, and rodeos.
      And then she tells me: she had fun, but it just wouldn't work!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >helping her catch the homeless

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >petting parties
          probably those caught homeless

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What clan would vampire!Belle Delphine likely be a part of?
      Hard mode: No Toreador.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Caitiff.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's a Fishmalk, is she not?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Toreador

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Daughter of Cacophony

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Belle is a savvy business woman that will do anything for more money, and well power is money as they say

        so in other words Lasombra

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Lasombra
          >literally cannot appear on camera, film, mirror, or reflection
          I feel like this would be an even worse fate for her than a Cleopatra-Nosferatu would be. Just imagine the seething for all eternity.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Ministry

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nosferatu

        her literal entire existence is based on and solely a product of her appearance; you can't convince me that some sick frick rat-sucker wouldn't die the final death for the chance to pull someone like her down so low from such dizzying heights

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          As

          Either Nick-tuku or Nosferatu because nossies love looking for Cleopatras along with arrogant people to frick with their loves while their cousins always love attractive people.

          points out, a person embraced by a Nosferatu because of their living (commonly vain) beauty is mockingly called a Cleopatra.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Either Nick-tuku or Nosferatu because nossies love looking for Cleopatras along with arrogant people to frick with their loves while their cousins always love attractive people.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the e-thot you want to bang is actually your great-grandma that finds the modern youth culture refreshing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >back in my day....you could make a girl very- veeeery happy with only 75c.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >with your great-grandma's mindset
      fuuuuck she is going to bleed my bank account dry with the number and variety of dates before deciding whether or not we are going steady.
      I'm talking dances, brunches, movies, roller derbies, picnics, boat rentals, train rides to the countryside, villas in greece, more dances, drinking, partying, afternoon movie marathons, concerts, milkshakes, helping her catch the homeless, petting parties, poetry and spoken word readings, blood drives, swing dance competitions, working those tennis courts, beach outings, pottery classes, and rodeos.
      And then she tells me: she had fun, but it just wouldn't work!

      Kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      great grandma was Ukrainean kulak, she would be absolutely livid about current state of affairs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        one of your great grandmas, yes. what about the other three?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Second great grandma was tailor by trade, and didn't seem to have much care or opinion for world outside of her village.
          Never met the other two, one was already dead by the time I was born and the last one was not on talking terms with the rest of the family over some past drama I wasn't privy to.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ancient chaotic sucks wieners in jail

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >an ancient neutral lives

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    An ancient evil is forced into a mundane job as a form of community duty.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    An ancient and powerful being forces his children to live as mundane humans to learn some basic humility.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kino

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't Cain in VTM cursed to carry his kin for all time or something? So a taxi is just the modern version of that?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I read your post as "forced to carry his skin" and wondered if we're all cursed for a moment.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >a skeleton Freudian skip

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what traditional game does this relate to?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vampire the Masquerade.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      world of darkness generally
      CoC
      Any cosmic horror campaign

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >This post brought to you by "Quite Literally No-Games™"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what traditional game does this relate to?
      It's the game where we spot the moron who doesn't know vtm and thinks he's a mod.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To be more straightforward than the other posters, that's a screenshot from Vampire: the Masquerade - Bloodlines, *the* VtM video game above all others.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Cthulhu is the god of lying flat.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tang Ping

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >an ancient good lives as a mundane worker since they got tired of being active

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >an ancient evil shitposts on Tibetan glass blowing forums because he's tired of complex plans and just wants to ruin people's day with low effort bait

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the wurm has to do SOMETHING in the weaver's web

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >An ancient evil has started mentoring young people
    >It isn't even part of some grand plan, he just wants people to reach their (villainous) potential
    >Has helped numerous people overcome their psychological trauma, giving them the confidence to cackle like a maniac in public
    >Just the other week he helped a woman leave her abusive husband and conjure an army of the undead to seize the kingdom
    >Before that, it was a father-son duo whose relationship he rekindled by making archdukes of a new layer of hell
    >Depression, Anxiety, and Suicidal Ideation are down 80%, but acts of supervillainy are up double that.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >an ancient evil stirs in his slumber, but decides to sleep in as it is low-key scared of the hyper capitalist dystopian hellhole of a world the humans have built, and he is not sure he could do worse

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >an ancient evil lives as a vague concept-poster on /tg/ since they got tired of playing games

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a young hero awakens and attempts to reject mundane life, tired of being surrounded by filth

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >an ancient chaotic lives as a mundane worker because no two nights are the same in a taxi

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that + Pennywise the clown is basically my BBEG

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not sure why you're describing Caine as an ancient evil. From a human perspective, he's probably fairly good (within the confines of the setting) considering that he explicitly forbade other vampires from ruling over humans and commanded vampires to treat humans and ghouls well.

    Which you would know if your only exposure to VtM or WoD weren't finding an internet article about a video game easter egg that, if it were a person, would be old enough to vote.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He is literally the first murderer and created vampires because he wanted to scramble to the top of shit-mountain instead of putting up with "just" being an immortal man, significantly contributing to the Antideluvian horrors responsible for the Flood.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ancient horror turns alcoholic

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