>villain is an incompetent comic relief
Are they boring? Should we get rid of these cliché villains in videogames?
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>villain is an incompetent comic relief
I don't play video games for the story or characters, so I don't care
Hungary was the real villain, they oppressed their minorities.
Austria gave autonomies.
the habsburgs were extremely lazy administrators and focused more on fricking than running an empire.
>you will never be an incestchad ignoring your shitty empire and instead just fricking your sister and satisfying your inbreeding fetish by matching your family with eachother
>Transylvanian Romanians had more Romanian-language schools under the Austro-Hungarian Empire rule than there were in the Romanian Kingdom itself.
brutal oppression lmao
>incompetent, cartoonishly evil villain gets his comeuppance in the end
captcha :TNDJ2
>we're a oppressed minority, we deserve to be independent and form a nation state
>okay, we'll give everyone in the empire their own nation state
>ahhh, noooo, austriaman save me
BASED
have a nice day tótshit/romagyppo
Commie ruins the country
>"liberated" countries go to shit within the next century
might have something to do with communism
Second Trianon soon, madyar scum.
Transylvania should be independent. Northern Serbia returns to Hungary.
Fix my window obločiar
Slovaks and Romanians aren't the only ones who're done with your shit, Attila.
Okay now kindly poo in the loo
>S*rbs getting land
Well, I can deal with that.
Besides Serbia (who was bombed to shit couple of decades ago) all liberated areas are better places to live than Hungary. Lol
Don't overdose on the copium Luník dweller
Usually this is a symptom of the writers being so sheltered and weak that the scariest villain they can think of is an emotional white man who alternatively has angry, irrational outbursts and then incompetent, petulant whining. It completely kneecaps the story when the villain is a bumbling moron who poses no threat.
Does Serbia even exist anymore? Last I checked they lost Kosovo and MonteBlack.
is an incompetent comic relief
>Vienna, the literal Capital of Barock and Classic Music, no city except Paris could rival it in high culture
>Held together a multicultural and multilingual Empire for over 400 years against French, Russian and Turkish aggression
>incompetent
Literal post-WW1 revisionism because they lost, and the most seethe comes from Serbs (former Turkish vassals) and Hungarians.
They could not even beat Serbia despite having 11 times their numbers. Serbia was really the main character of WW1, plot armor included.
>starts an entire world war with an assassination to overthrow multinational empire to free its peoples
>gets completely bodied, but is awarded everything it wanted anyway because it was ostensibly still around and on the winning side
>immediately creates its own multinational empire but with itself at the center
>everyone tries to break free but the matter is solved when one of the "equal" people actually takes control and actually gets everyone to get along rather than just suck off the founding country
>gigachad leader dies, multinational empire immediately falls apart when the founding country's spergout at not being in control swings into full force
Serbia was the main character the same way Macbeth was. Pure kino.
Servroach detected. An irrelevant backwater shithole full of turkish rape babies was not a priority considering the conflict spanned the entire continent and Servia wasn't a direct threat.
>They could not even beat Serbia despite having 11 times their numbers.
Those Serb bastard never won without Greek, Russian and another Italian-Romanian be lying snake.
Austro-Bosniak hands typed this
>t.
Chill Hans
Serbs got buttraped by Bulgaria. Bulgaria and Romania are the true Protagonists of WW1
I can promise you that nobody takes austria-hungary seriously enough to seethe about it.
Cool name, though.
How WW1 escalade?
Reason: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL3vztQGy_Q&si=wS0DO_QJIBpM8Vb7
>The Empire rules over a whole bunch of different peoples and despite its bumblings and shortcomings allows them all to live in relatively comfy peace with one another
>there are idiots that fight to throw this all away for their border autism
why were the stormcloaks such dicks?
Because the Black Hand killed Titus Mede
Why was Austria hungry?
>polgay is obsessed with something he had nothing to do with it
>he must shit up Ganker because even pol is laughing at him
Every time
At least it's not about the current thing
How are the relations of all the ex AH Nations with each other? Do they hate each other or could they unite once again?
>could they unite once again
possibly, they have a lot of shared economic and strategic interests and a conservative leaning (poetic that the main fly in the ointment right now is hungary again)
>could they unite once again under a habsburg monarchy or in any way nodding to a shared imperial history
never
Not uniting under an Empire is a given considering the Habsburg aren't around anymore. (I think?)
But maybe under other circumstances like a military alliance or something similar.
So the short answer is: No.
Makes sense, there is little reason for them to unite again or have an alliance nowadays.
theres no reason for uniting as culturally and ethnically, most of them are pretty different
AH played Poles and Ukrainians off one another and that led to mutual chimpouts in WW1 and WW2
Czechia and Slovakia have no reason to unite since the EU exists (and Czechia was the senior in that relationship)
Balkans is Balkans
and Hungary is a chimp to this day
Half of the nations that made up AH ride a strong wave of nationalism. The only way they would accept a unification is if they would become the dominant power, which of course is unacceptable for anyone else.
>serbia, croatia, bosnia, slovenia
all traumatized by the yugoslav civil war, only reason they dont war eachother is because the UN would just start bombing them again, and because they already suffered enough
>hungary
orban is riding nationalism dick hard
>romania
hungary has some problems with romania because of transsylvania, there are a lot of hungarians there
>czechia and slovakia
they like eachother and are probably the only ones that could join up without immediately disintegrating into squabbles. However, since the relations are good they might as well just stay around as friends and allies.
The only thing that is of interest is transdanubia, basically the danube flows through all of the AH states with various siderivers. Building a trade network around that for mutual profit is a good initiative, and most can get on board with that. However, it would happen within the EU framework of free trade.
So the Austrian part of AH wouldn't even play along with an alliance of any other ex AH nation?
>However, it would happen within the EU framework of free trade.
Doa
Austria was made neutral after WW2
rip
that's the reason why soviet occupation zone of Austria didn't become part of eastern block
would probably get into trouble if they did anything that could jeopardize their neutrality.
>DOA
only with the death of the EU would there be a reason to set up some sort of eastern trade league. Also you have some kind of alliance in the east between hungary, poland, etc. But that is powered by seeing eachother as fellow victims of the USSR
>Great war
>It was actually shit
Italy was more moronic than Austria-Hungary
>younger nation
>only victory´s was with other pre-italian states
>"won" against the austrians on the brother wars with Prussian help
>french people cuck them out of 2 citys till this day
>the whole "AH-Italian front
At least Austria held its shit togheter for a good chunk of time
>
So good the German Empire had to supervise their entire military in 1916 so they dont frick up even further.
>Austria have to deal not with 1 but 4 fronts (Serbian,Rusian,Romanian and Italian)
>fricks up
>Italy holds 1 (One) Front
>cant even push with out losing gorillions
yeah, my point still holds, pasta Black folk cant into war no more
>4 fronts
>Serbian
BVLLgaria took care of that
>Russian
Germany did most of the work
>Romanian
Hardly worth any mentioning
>Italian
Yes Both AH and Italy were on equal footing there and both couldn't fight for shit.
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>Who Killed Austria-Hungary?
More like Great War around geopolitical tensions started from crimean war aftermath.
Why was Germany so moronic?
How is Germany so moronic?
There none. You both have autism.
they thought they would immediately get accepted and respected as a big power, instead of being a newcomer. Them securing their borders and getting leverage over the other great powers was seen as them trying to expand, rather than get on equal footing
Black hand (s*rb) and Wilson (globalists mutt) are real villains.
>Black hand (s*rb) and Wilson (globalists mutt) are real villains.
What?
>What?
>zoom zoom zoom
Spot a moron
I think Germany two mistakes.
1. Invasion though Belgium.
2. Having Ottoman Turks and Bulgaria joined as allies which greatly upset Italy (triple alliance) and Romania (secret alliance)
lol, they're mistake was a common one, commit to long conflicts you cant possibly win because you're a land locked power.
>landlocked power
What the imperial shipping trade and security than?
>1. Invasion though Belgium.
The UK would have found some other reason to invade.
Britain's modus operandi had been the prevention of a too strong European power for centuries at that point.
I love balkan drama on my vidya board
>C&C couldve been an interesting take on what happens if NOD funds 3rd world countries to form a bloc against the first world.
>instead half of it is NOD just being cartoonishly evil
As much as Tib Sun was Kino it ruined the level headed, scheming global investor Nod was in Tib Dawn.
>current political boundaries
Who's gonna tell them?
I'm actually a big fan of Austria and Austria Hungary. They weren't as bad as most paint during their history. But von Hötzendorf was truly terrible
On par with Luigi and even probably Napoleon III kek
>villain
Thread was made by a mad slavshit
>Bitter Rivals team up to stop an even bigger bad
>Both get vanquished at the same time.