>Joining Party:
>Enemy Sighted:
>Turn Begins:
>Turn Begins (Successful Ambush):
>Turn Begins (Deadly Opponent):
>Basic Attack:
>Special/Ultimate Ability #1:
>Special/Ultimate Ability #2:
>Taking Damage (Light):
>Taking Damage (Heavy):
>Receiving Healing:
>Knocked Unconscious:
>Returning to Consciousness:
>Battle Won:
>Treasure Acquired (Basic):
>Treasure Acquired (Precious):
>Puzzle Solved:
>Returning to Town:
>Level/XP Up:
 CRIME Shirt $21.68 |
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Took me a moment to understand what you where asking for, that's kinda cool...
Man that's too much work
It's for fun and for those who want to expand their character lore. 🙂
...traditional games?
They often have characters, some controlled by the players.
name 5
Dungeons and Dragons.
The guy you're responding to is too much of a coward to say his line, but we all know what it is.
what's the line?
good thread
Attack:
Hyah!
Ability #1:
That's quite enough!
Ability #2:
Suffer a thousand blows!
Damage (Light):
urk
Damage (Heavy):
ACK
Healing:
Many thanks
Unconscious:
Not... enough...
to Consciousness:
Did... we win?
Won:
Onwards.
Party: What-ho!
Sighted: Not to alarm anyone, but there’s a spot of bother ahead
Attack: Take that! And that! And some of this!
Ability #1: ᛁᚾᚳᛁᚾᛖᚱᚪᛏᛖ
Damage (Light): Bother!
Damage (Heavy): Owww, owowow, bugger it all
Healing: Should have seen the other chap, ho-ho!
Unconscious: Blast!
to Consciousness: Never touching a bottle again..
Won: Bit of an old alright, eh what?
Acquired (Basic): See a penny, pick it up...
Acquired (Precious): Don’t touch it! You er, might mar its beauty with your grubby fingers.
Solved: Nothing to it. As easy as ᚩᚾᛖ ᛏᚹᚩ ᛏᚻᚱᛖᛖ
to Town: Who’s buying first round? Bagsie not me.
Up: I say, that gives me an idea...
Giff Rune Knight?
Alchemist?
?????
third one is warrior who's lost his son and wants to die in battle. Were you trying to guess the class ?
Apoddy human toff
>Joining Party: "Half the payment up front."
>Enemy Sighted: "Contact!"
>Turn Begins: "Name a target."
>Turn Begins (Successful Ambush): "Wait for my signal."
>Turn Begins (Deadly Opponent): *Sigh...* "Get behind me."
>Basic Attack: "For Sunsinger!"
>Special/Ultimate Ability #1: "Faerie Fire!"
>Special/Ultimate Ability #2: "Darkness!"
>Taking Damage (Light): *Silence*
>Taking Damage (Heavy): "Gr..!"
>Receiving Healing: "...Thanks."
>Knocked Unconscious: "Genevieve..."
>Returning to Consciousness: (Undercommon) "GET THEM OFF ME!"
>Battle Won: "Mission accomplished."
>Treasure Acquired (Basic): "Payday..."
>Treasure Acquired (Precious): *Whistle*
>Puzzle Solved: "Took you long enough."
>Returning to Town: "I need a drink."
>Level/XP Up: "Time to light the forge."
Drow cleric?
half-drow fighter
>Joining Party:
You require my services?
>Enemy Sighted:
Get active, everyone!
>Turn Begins:
It's your time to fall.
>Turn Begins (Successful Ambush):
(with disingenuous cheer) Why, hello there!
>Turn Begins (Deadly Opponent):
We always get the tough ones, don't we?
>Basic Attack:
*grunt of exertion*
>Special/Ultimate Ability #1:
*faux-Latin incantation*
>Special/Ultimate Ability #2:
Get thee gone!
>Taking Damage (Light):
*grunt* That's nothing.
>Taking Damage (Heavy):
*made-up fantasy swears, possibly including racial epithets directed towards the attacker*
>Receiving Healing:
Appreciated.
>Knocked Unconscious:
Ah, how could I...
>Returning to Consciousness:
(rushed) I'm alive. (more calmly) I'm alive.
>Battle Won:
Did you expect anything less?
>Treasure Acquired (Basic):
I'll take that.
>Treasure Acquired (Precious):
Ooh, this'll come in handy.
>Puzzle Solved:
Glad that's over with.
>Returning to Town:
Gods, I need some rest.
>Level/XP Up:
(only half-sarcastically) My power grows!
>Joining Party:
"The company of humans. Safety for me and my daughter..."
>Enemy Sighted
"Horrid thing. There are stories of its kind. Listen well..."
>Turn Begins
"I will not rest until it dies."
>Turn Begins (Successful Ambush):
"I've learned your ways, Moнcтp...!"
>Turn Begins (Deadly Opponent):
"Heчecтивaя вeщь! Heчecтивaя вeщь!!"
>Basic Attack:
"Sever its head! / Pierce its heart!"
>Special/Ultimate Ability #1:
"This toxin was brewed to kill even you—!!"
>Special/Ultimate Ability #2:
"Бoгиня Эзpa... дapyй нaм cвoe чyдo!"
>Taking Damage (Light):
"It is trivial. I still stand."
>Taking Damage (Heavy):
"I can still protect her...that's all that matters..."
>Receiving Healing:
"—hmph. Witchery."
>Knocked Unconscious:
"...Ilya..."
>Returning to Consciousness:
"...[sigh]. So it was not a nightmare."
>Battle Won: "A moment. I must harvest blood from the body. A tool for later."
>Treasure Acquired (Basic):
"Whatever helps hunt them."
>Treasure Acquired (Precious):
"...хopoшo."
>Puzzle Solved:
"Witchcraft or diseased mind's craft. What matters is it's gone."
>Returning to Town:
"Little safer here than outside. Be cautious."
>Level/XP Up:
"Power to kill monsters—strength to protect her..."
>Alchemist?
Plus hunter of monsters.
Party:
I'm gonna coom!
Sighted:
It's cooming time!
>>Turn Begins:
I'm gonna coom!
>>Turn Begins (Successful Ambush):
I'm gonna coom!
>>Turn Begins (Deadly Opponent):
I'm gonna coom!
Attack:
I'm gonna coom!
Ability #1:
I'm gonna coom!
Ability #2:
I'm gonna coom!
Damage (Light):
I'm gonna coom!
Damage (Heavy):
I'm gonna coom!
Healing:
Unconscious:
I'm gonna coom!
to Consciousness:
I'm gonna coom!
Won:
I'm gonna coom!
Acquired (Basic):
I'm gonna coom!
Acquired (Precious):
I'm gonna coom!
Solved:
I'm gonna coom!
to Town:
I'm gonna coom!
Up:
I'm cooooooming!
so you're saying the one time he doesn't yell that he's about to spaff everywhere is when the healer is touching him.
is your character so wank-deformed that he can't get off when another person is touching him?
Shit, if I had known anon was going to make a character based on me I would've sent him a photo to use as art reference
>Joining Party: Perhaps I shall find what I seek in your company.
>Enemy Sighted:
>Turn Begins: This has stopped being fun long ago.
>Turn Begins (Successful Ambush): Let's make this quick.
>Turn Begins (Deadly Opponent): Do not hold back. I won't.
>Basic Attack: Hm
>Special/Ultimate Ability #1: *LET ME GO*
>Special/Ultimate Ability #2: *GRANT ME PEACE*
>Taking Damage (Light): Guh
>Taking Damage (Heavy): Hmm... All you got ?
>Receiving Healing: Help someone who needs it.
>Knocked Unconscious: Finally...
>Returning to Consciousness: I was almost with you...
>Battle Won: Today was not my day, unfortunately.
>Treasure Acquired (Basic): Found something.
>Treasure Acquired (Precious): Interesting...
>Puzzle Solved: Was this of amusement to anyone ?
>Returning to Town: Let's not waste too much time.
>Level/XP Up: I hope you can see me from where you are. I hope you're proud of your dad.
Ooh, I love these, even if its barely /tg/
>Joining Party:
Come along now peasants-- er, comrades
>Enemy Sighted:
Show me a good time!
>Turn Begins:
Time to dance
>Turn Begins (Successful Ambush):
Wrong move imbecile!
>Turn Begins (Deadly Opponent):
Just kill thyself now, s'il vous plait, it'll save you the humiliation.
>Basic Attack:
Parry this foutu attarde!
>Special/Ultimate Ability #1:
*disarms opponent* Go on, pick it up
>Special/Ultimate Ability #2:
Filthy casual *spits*
>Taking Damage (Light):
Watch the outfit, its the latest fashion you bastarde
>Taking Damage (Heavy):
This is the best way to treat a lady!
>Receiving Healing:
You do not have to wait until battle to put you hands all over me, you know?
>Knocked Unconscious:
Hnng, did the earth move for you as well?
>Returning to Consciousness:
Mmm, do that again, please
>Battle Won:
If you happen to live, tell your master that I have never lost a fight, but I'm looking for a beating
>Treasure Acquired (Basic):
All this for pocket change?
>Treasure Acquired (Precious):
You could still not afford me, after this
>Puzzle Solved:
Of course I did that on purpose, idiot!
>Returning to Town:
Come now, losers, we simply must go shopping
>Level/XP Up:
I do not cook, I do not clean, and now you know why I have this ring
>I do not cook, I do not clean, and now you know why I have this ring
Why does she have it?
because she's a rich b***h noble with nothing better to do all day than practice swordmanship. station=skill to defend it, and all that. and I just happened to be listening to that song when I made the character.
>Joining Party: "Thanks! I'll show you my power."
>Monster Joins: "Excellent, you won't regret your choice!"
>Enemy Sighted: "Whatever you're doing, I'll have to ask you to stop!"
>Rival/Casual Competetor Sighted: "Hey, you wanna battle?"
>Turn Begins (vs Enemy): "It doesn't have to be like this…"
>Turn Begins (Casual): "Alright, let's go!"
>Turn Begins (Successful Ambush): "Make this easier for both of us and surrender!"
>Turn Begins (Deadly Opponent): "Damn it!"
>Basic Attack (Unarmed): "Aiyah!"
>Basic Attack (Guns): "In my sights!"
>Familiar Assist Attack: "Just like that!"
>Lancer Assist Attack: "I've got your back!"
>Mount Assist Attack: "I owe you for this!"
>Unarmed Special: "Fury of the skies…" *begins attack* "King of Beasts combo!"
>Gun Special: *readies guns* "No more holding back…" *combines them into one double-barrel rifle* "Blitzkrieg!"
>Energy Special: *crosses wrists at her forehead* "I'll freeze you solid…" *thrusts hands forward, shooting a huge beam* "Aurora Cannon!"
>Special Ineffective: "N-no way…!"
>Special Critical: "Another perfect attack!"
>Taking Damage (Light): "Ugh…"
>Taking Damage (Heavy): "No!"
>Receiving Healing: "Oh… thank you!"
>Knocked Unconscious (Enemy): "Fffffuuuuuhh…"
>Knocked Unconscious (Casual): "D-damn it…"
>Returning to Consciousness: "H-huh-who-what?"
>Battle Won (Enemy): "I warned you."
>Battle Won (Casual): "That was good practice!"
>Battle Lost (Casual): "Wow, you're tough!"
>Treasure Acquired (Basic): "Ah! Look what I found!"
>Treasure Acquired (Precious): "U-unbelievable!"
>Puzzle Solved: *sudden realization* "Oh, that's how you do it…"
>Returning to Town: "Time to go."
>Level/XP Up: "Still a long way to go, but this is nice."
What game is this?
Something fully homebrew and nowhere near complete based on numerous aspects of monster collector/battler games I've enjoyed chock full of build autism and maths.
post what you have so far anon
Ah shoot, I just realized I used the term "Lancer"; this doesn't have any correlation to the TTRPG by the same name, my "Lancers" are monster allies who fight outside considerable range of their human partner, whether ranged or melee.
I don't have time to do this right now but thank you OP for making a genuinely fun thread.
>Joining Party:
Superb taste.
>Enemy Sighted:
Behold! More suicidal irrelevancies.
>Turn Begins:
Time for your punishment!
>Turn Begins (Successful Ambush):
You will not escape me.
>Turn Begins (Deadly Opponent):
A worthy foe, at last.
>Basic Attack:
Suffer!
>Special/Ultimate Ability #1:
Turn this pain into wisdom!
>Special/Ultimate Ability #2:
Humiliation! HUMILIATION!
>Taking Damage (Light):
Oh dear!
>Taking Damage (Heavy):
*gasp* YOU... DARE?!
>Receiving Healing:
Most excellent.
>Knocked Unconscious:
How dishonourable!
>Returning to Consciousness:
Fear not, the legend must continue.
>Battle Won:
OHOHOHOHOHO!!!
>Treasure Acquired (Basic):
No trinket is too small when my riches grow.
>Treasure Acquired (Precious):
Not quite good enough for my personal collection, but this will do.
>Puzzle Solved:
It was no match for my genius.
>Returning to Town:
All of you need a bath.
>Level/XP Up:
Magnificent!
Why are you a chuuni?
https://www.youtube.com/@ohohojousama/videos
>Joining Party:
"Hehe, hi everyone!"
>Enemy Sighted:
"Oh my, look at that!"
>Turn Begins:
"Time to shine!"
>Turn Begins (Successful Ambush):
"Surprise, cuties!"
>Turn Begins (Deadly Opponent):
"Uh-oh, we'll have to do a bit more than hugs and prayers for this one!"
>Basic Attack:
"Love shock!"
>Special/Ultimate Ability #1:
"Heartfelt Embrace!"
>Special/Ultimate Ability #2:
"Radiant Blessings!"
>Taking Damage (Light):
"Ouchie!"
>Taking Damage (Heavy):
"How could you, that hurts!"
>Receiving Healing:
"Thankies! You're the sweetest!"
>Knocked Unconscious:
"I'm seeing stars... not the cute kind!"
>Returning to Consciousness:
"So, what did I miss? We won, right?"
>Battle Won:
"We did it! Victory is ours! Let's celebrate with a group hug!"
>Treasure Acquired (Basic):
"Yay, cute shiny things!"
>Treasure Acquired (Precious):
"Mine!"
>Puzzle Solved:
"Ta-da!"
>Returning to Town:
"I can't wait to tell everyone about our amazing adventures!"
>Level/XP Up:
"Now I'm even better at spreading love and cuteness!"
Are you playing a magical girl?
>Joining Party:
I give the best. I want the best.
>Enemy Sighted:
Did you sense it too?
>Turn Begins:
Engaging.
>Turn Begins (Successful Ambush):
Outsmarted.
>Turn Begins (Deadly Opponent):
The battle plan will need more options.
>Basic Attack:
Dodge this!
>Special/Ultimate Ability #1:
I have everything under control.
>Special/Ultimate Ability #2:
Let's get this over with.
>Taking Damage (Light):
I felt nothing.
>Taking Damage (Heavy):
That's better.
>Receiving Healing:
Great. But can you heal the soul too?
>Knocked Unconscious:
Impressive.
>Returning to Consciousness:
Resuming operations.
>Battle Won:
Victory, as predicted.
>Treasure Acquired (Basic):
Even fool's gold has its value.
>Treasure Acquired (Precious):
Ah, the material world and its many temptations.
>Puzzle Solved:
Did you plan to challenge a psychic warrior to a battle of wits?
>Returning to Town:
I am a citizen of the world.
>Level/XP Up:
Interesting.
>I am a citizen of the world.
What did he mean by this?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_citizenship#World_citizen
Having prewritten responses to things that happen in game is the most autistic shit I've ever seen.
How bad at RP do you have to be to do this lol. Fricks sake this is pathetic.
interpreting this thread as "Having prewritten responses to things that happen in game" is autistic as frick.
it's just a fun roleplaying "exercise", nobody would keep these around to use later.
This thread is just a homosexual excuse for nogames to pretend their le ebin character concepts that never see the light of day have a purpose.
>thread for nogames
must be why you're here.
That's what common sense would tell you if you haven't seen these before.
What this thread really is, is a bunch of gays trying to make their most recently played characters seem cooler than the anon's before. Despite it looking like the most nogames thread ever, only people who are currently deeply invested in a game right now are making these.
Doesn't make it less cringe.
Doesn't help that it does seem kind of fun, too. God damn am I fifteen years younger?
>Not just shitposting with a character completely unrelated to the one I'm actually playing
These aren't prewrites for RP, it's a hypothetical for if your character was in an old school RTS game, modified to include things relevant to TTRPGs.
It's just a thought exercise, no need to twist yourself into knots.
Been thinking the same thing since I first saw this. My conclusion is that this is some sort of elaborate shitpost where you just write down what a character in your mobile game says, possibly a porn game. I refuse to believe this is a sincere thread.
It's obviously not serious, come on
I agree, it can't be. But why are there so many posts, that take a bit of effort to fill in, and none of them are funny?
tg is not good at the jokes, but they're high effort
Sometimes people have fun with things just to have their own fun with them, without focusing on whether or not they make Tiktok zoomers or Adderall zombies giggle.
>typing individual posts that aren't even at character limit
>effort
How did we get here, and how do we keep it from getting worse?
Not everyone likes filling out banal forms as much as you do. You did fill out the form and make an unfunny post, right, Anon? Feel free to point out which is yours.
Not everybody likes picking up paper from a desk; that doesn't make it effort.
So, how do we keep the rampant laziness that makes shit-slurping zoomers think typing a few lines of text is effort from getting worse?
It's not supposed to be funny, it's supposed to just be a bit of fun. It's cringe, but what do you expect from the hobbymenchilds who pretend to be Wizards and Warriors?
The zoomer isn't sufficiently entertained.
You must bend yourself to his Adderall-addicted whims.
We had these threads before you know.
>Joining Party: So, you're the contractors?
>Enemy Sighted: We got hostiles!
>Turn Begins: Let's rock.
>Turn Begins (Successful Ambush): Destroy them.
>Turn Begins (Deadly Opponent): Heavy. Focus fire!
>Basic Attack: Clear!
>Special/Ultimate Ability #1: Fire in the hole!
>Special/Ultimate Ability #2: Burn, bastards.
>Taking Damage (Light): Ufh.
>Taking Damage (Heavy): Gah!
>Receiving Healing: You'll have your fee.
>Knocked Unconscious: Fu-gragh!
>Returning to Consciousness: Running diagnostics... Nobody took my wallet. Huh, thanks.
>Battle Won: Area clear! buttholes put up a decent fight.
>Treasure Acquired (Basic): Pocket change.
>Treasure Acquired (Precious): I'm requisitioning this. You'll get a finders fee.
>Puzzle Solved: I usually pay people for this.
>Returning to Town: [Exhale.]
>Level/XP Up: Diagnostic... complete. Perrormance improved.
A corporate character. Not currently in a fantasy game.
Are you playing Shadowrun or Cyberpunk?
Join
>"Desperate then? You know I might die if I'm lucky, so be a charm and bring me about on, yeah?"
Enemy
>"Tango 3." / "Tango 5." / "Dogs." / "Pigs."
Turn
>"Deadman." / "Me." / "Time come."
Ambush
>"8!" / "3-8-5! 9-8-7!" / "4-8-4-5! 7-8-9! 2-3-9!" / "300 and 90!" / "5-8-9! 3-7!"
Healed
>"Phwh, yea, yea, it's alright." / "Thanks I owe-"-(kissing noise)-"-love you lots." / "'chu want a medal?" / "'chu want a kiss?"
KOed
>A Chuckled moan that escalates suddenly into a high pitched, prolonged wail. / A Clenched, rocky scream which ends in a warbling sob. / A loud shout, clipped by a cry of pain, which abrubtly cuts short with a cluttered gasp of air.
Getup
>"Can't let a dead man lie, can you?" / "You'll get fed up of this, I say to you." / "They'll start trying at you now you know?"
Win
>"Who were they?" / "Are we doing another?" / "Who were they after?" / "Did we start that or did they start that?-Don'remember."
Treasure
>Tuts and mumbles
Rares
>"Appraise this." / "Look at this." / "Who's is this?" / "Who wants this?" / "Who's was this?" / "What's this?" / "I want this." / "Can I have this?" / "Do you want this?" / "Look." / "I found this." / "We found something." / "Someone tell me about the King who wore this." / "I want to be burried with this, make sure I'm burried with this." / "Bury me with this." / "Whoever takes this should get burried with it, make sure you get burried with it."
Puzzle
>All dialogue, including battle barks, are replaced with complaints about the puzzle and it's crafter until the end of the day or until a meal is eaten.
Makes me think of Cyberpunk, but I could be wrong.
>Joining Party:
"I sure hope you're better than my last boss"
>Enemy Sighted:
"Shit! Goons left!"
>Turn Begins:
"Aw man, not again"
>Turn Begins (Successful Ambush):
"Surprise, motherfrickers!"
>Turn Begins (Deadly Opponent):
"Err, are you sure about this one?"
>Basic Attack:
"Die already, c'mon!"
>Special/Ultimate Ability #1:
"Can you all just cluster up a bit for me? Yeah, like that."
>Special/Ultimate Ability #2:
"Grenade out!"
>Taking Damage (Light):
"Ow. Stop that."
>Taking Damage (Heavy):
"Yeowowowowow, get me outta here!"
>Receiving Healing:
"Beats a stay in the medbay"
>Knocked Unconscious:
"I knew I should have stayed on the ship"
>Returning to Consciousness:
"Are we all still alive?"
>Battle Won:
"Can we not do that too often?"
>Treasure Acquired (Basic):
"Can we find someone to flog this stuff to?"
>Treasure Acquired (Precious):
"I hope this belonged to someone we don't like"
>Puzzle Solved:
"You couldn't have done it without me"
>Returning to Town:
"I'm off to the bar"
>Level/XP Up:
"Does this mean I get a pay rise? Do you even pay me?"
Sci-fi space opera character?
Yeah, Mass Effect RPG campaign. A long-suffering Quarian engineer.
>Joining Party: Of course, my servants will be coming along as well.
>Enemy Sighted: Ugh. What is that *thing*?
>Turn Begins: Stand back and witness a master at work.
>Turn Begins (Successful Ambush): Ha! I *told* you my tactics were sound!
>Turn Begins (Deadly Opponent): Form rank! Protect your master!
>Basic Attack: Out of my sight!
>Special/Ultimate Ability #1: Wither and decay.
>Special/Ultimate Ability #2: Not even bones shall remain.
>Taking Damage (Light): Barely felt at all! My body grows more perfect each day.
>Taking Damage (Heavy): Protect me or perish with me!
>Receiving Healing: How… quaint. I suppose you expect thanks?
>Knocked Unconscious: I am… immortal…
>Returning to Consciousness: I rise again. I… I never doubted for a moment!
>Battle Won: Our victory was inevitable. Oh, that one still looks workable…
>Treasure Acquired (Basic): My noble ancestors would weep to see me stoop so low.
>Treasure Acquired (Precious): Finally, a glory worthy of my house!
>Puzzle Solved: I am, of course, the brains of this operation.
>Returning to Town: Finally, a decent bed. Even if I no longer require sleep…
>Level/XP Up: Soon I shall no longer require thinking servants at all.
>Joining Party:
First dibs on the fancy tech. I take payment in schematics, plans, explosives, etcetera.
>Enemy Sighted:
Contact! Enemy man, north, fifty yards.
>Turn Begins:
Alright, who's next?
>Turn Begins (Successful Ambush):
(Bellowing) Put down your weapons and surrender!
>Turn Begins (Deadly Opponent):
C'mon, ugly! Come and get me.
>Basic Attack:
Sit down.
>Special/Ultimate Ability #1:
(wienery) Alright, turn up the heat.
>Special/Ultimate Ability #2:
Backblast, clear!
>Taking Damage (Light):
(Impatient) C'moon ugly, hit me again!
>Taking Damage (Heavy):
Shit, that's a breach.
>Receiving Healing:
Thanks for the pick-me-up.
>Administering healing:
(Reassuring) Hold still kid, this'll just sting a little.
>Aiding a downed ally:
C'mon, kid. Get UP.
>Knocked Unconscious:
*distorted, labored breathing*
>Returning to Consciousness:
*distorted gasp* Huh? What? We get 'em?
>Battle Won:
Sit rep. Who's up, who's hurt, how bad?
>Treasure Acquired (Basic):
Hey, now there's a shiny cap.
>Treasure Acquired (Precious):
Let's just tuck that away...
>Puzzle Solved:
C'mon guys. You needed my help for *this?*
>Returning to Town:
A tall beer and a soft bed is sounding awful nice.
>Level/XP Up:
Hey, time for an upgrade.
Necromancer?
Playing Fallout RPG in 2024...
Worse. Pathfinder 2e because it's actually a Fallout: Equestria campaign. I'll take any excuse to play a good old tinman though, and the post-apoc fantasy setting engages my autism somehow.
I've actually heard the Fallout RPG is somewhat decent after the supplements though. You ever played it?
>Pathfinder 2e
>Fallout: Equestria
What unholy thing is this?
>Fallout RPG is somewhat decent after the supplements though. You ever played it?
Never played it. Sorry.
Necromancer?
Biohacker?
Life spirit squole shaman.
So, yeah. Biohacker. Just low-tech.
Necromancerchads are good.
>Joining Party:
Someone called for probiotics?
>Enemy Sighted:
Nutrients!
>Turn Begins:
Plasmids prepared. My sisters await.
>Turn Begins (Successful Ambush):
Prepare to be substrate!
>Turn Begins (Deadly Opponent):
Come on, have a bite!
>Basic Attack:
<acid sizzling>
>Special/Ultimate Ability #1:
Your pain is sublime. Give it to me!
>Special/Ultimate Ability #2:
Awaken my sisters and eat them from within!
>Taking Damage (Light):
You can go rougher than that.
>Taking Damage (Heavy):
Mhh. That hit the spot.
>Receiving Healing:
What was the point of that?
>Knocked Unconscious:
Losing... viscosity...
>Returning to Consciousness:
Reformed and ready!
>Battle Won:
May your souls find their way to the next world as your bodies will to my lysosomes.
>Treasure Acquired (Basic):
Coppers! I was just looking to add some blue to my hue!
>Treasure Acquired (Precious):
Alright mister artifact. Either you spill your secrets or you're in for a little etching.
>Puzzle Solved:
I still think we should have just dissolved through it.
>Returning to Town:
Finally. A big hearty cup of mineral spirits and a bathtub to sleep in.
>Level/XP Up:
*licks jowls* can I have seconds?
I like this exercise, actually. Trying to capture a character's personality in a few lines really forces you to consider their strongest/most prominent traits, though it could easily tend towards caricature. Even if it's obviously rooted in Ganker that doesn't mean it's only suitable to Ganker.
>Joining Party:
"Ugh... I already regret this"
>Enemy Sighted:
"Looks like a bit of sport up ahead."
>Turn Begins:
"En garde!"
>Turn Begins (Successful Ambush):
(slowly) "-Nobody- move..."
>Turn Begins (Deadly Opponent):
"Perhaps we ought to reconsider."
>Basic Attack:
"Ya-HA!" "Hahaa!" "Huah!"
>Special/Ultimate Ability #1:
"Now, observe..."
>Special/Ultimate Ability #2:
"You let your guard down!"
>Taking Damage (Light):
"Ugh... I'm fine!"
>Taking Damage (Heavy):
"Excuse me, little help here?"
>Receiving Healing:
(impatiently)"Yes, -thank you-!"
>Knocked Unconscious:
"What... how..."
>Returning to Consciousness:
"I would thank you never to mention that."
>Battle Won:
"Did you have any doubt?"
>Treasure Acquired (Basic):
"Hm. It's... something, I suppose"
>Treasure Acquired (Precious):
"There, there... you're safe with me now."
>Puzzle Solved:
"Now, can we get on with it?"
>Returning to Town:
"Finally, civilisation."
>Level/XP Up:
"It seems there's no end to my talents."
>Trying to capture a character's personality in a few lines really forces you to consider their strongest/most prominent traits
That's a really good point.
You playing some kind of swashbuckler?
This character was a very haughty nobleman and a skilled duelist. Too much of a stick up his arse to really swashbuckle...
I'd love to observe any interaction at all between these two
here
I'm not sure if they'd get along swimmingly or become bitter rivals.
>Joining party:"Ah, if you'll have me."
>Enemy sighted:"Be quiet. there's a beastie about."
>Turn begins:"Is everyone alright?"
>Turn begins (Successful ambush):"Ever predictable."
>Turn begins (Deadly opponent):"...I've come too far to turn back now."
>Basic Attack:"Hwah!"
>Special Ability #1:"FIREBALL"
>Special Ability #2:"Star and moon, at my behest, protect my friends!"
>Taking Damage (Light):"I'll live, don't worry about me..."
>Taking Damage (Heavy):"P-please stop..."
>Receiving Healing:"Alright, I can keep going, I can keep going!"
>Knocked Unconscious:"I can't...she's still out there-"
>Returning to Consciousness:"...Give me a moment. Then I'll get back at it."
>Battle Won:"Excellent! Hold our foes body in good light for a second, I require a sketch for my records."
>Treasure Acquired (Basic):"Ah, I can find a place for you, little guy."
>Treasure Acquired (Precious): "Oh, the secrets you can reveal! Tell me, how they lived..."
>Puzzle Solved:"Just like the games we used to play, at the library."
>Returning to Town:"I'll find somewhere to curl up and go over my notes-please don't disturb me until its time to go, unless you bring a warm meal."
>XP up:"Is this another one of your gifts, mom?"
>fat taur
Cute.
What system? The only system I can think of that explicitly supports taurism is Hc Svnt Dracones but that's sci-fi. You just playing her as a large creature or something?
It was Pathfinder 1e, but the GM was fudging it so goddamn much anyways, I just messed with the kitsune race a little and roleplayed out anything that would arise from her form factor. LOTS of three point turns in dungeon hallways.
>Joining Party:
Hanging out with you? Seems profitable, I'll stick around
>Enemy Sighted:
X goons spotted
>Turn Begins:
*Breathes in*
>Turn Begins (Successful Ambush):
Candles to be blown out..
>Turn Begins (Deadly Opponent):
Bigger they are..
>Basic Attack: *breathes out*
>Special/Ultimate Ability #1: "Right between the eyes"
>Special/Ultimate Ability #2: "
>Taking Damage (Light): Taking some fire
>Taking Damage (Heavy): I need First Aid!
>Receiving Healing: Thank you kindly
>Knocked Unconscious: *exhales*
>Returning to Consciousness: *Inhales loudly*
>Battle Won:
Couldn't have done it without you
>Treasure Acquired (Basic):
Could fetch a nice price
>Treasure Acquired (Precious):
Hehehe! what a nice find..
>Puzzle Solved:
Ehh, this isn't really for me
>Returning to Town:
I'll meet up with you later, I need some RnR
>Level/XP Up:
Getting easier everytime
Modern gunner guy.
Party:
*record scratch* Yep, that's me! You're probably wondering how I got here...
Sighted:
Uh oh, chuds spotted!
>>Turn Begins:
Psh, I'll show you how it's done!
>>Turn Begins (Successful Ambush):
Flashmob!
>>Turn Begins (Deadly Opponent):
Mondo yikers!
Attack:
Don't bother complimenting me, I know I'm good
Ability #1:
Nuh uh, we ain't doing this?
Ability #2:
What? You expect me to sit here and grunt and then yell out some stupid attack name like it's a frikken anime? Sh'yeah, and maybe my hair will turn all yellow and spikey while we're at it! No thanks!
Damage (Light):
Cringe!
Damage (Heavy):
Don't be a douchebag, duderino.
Healing:
You are SO valid for that.
Unconscious:
Very....cringe....
to Consciousness:
So THAT just happened!
Won:
Poggers!
Acquired (Basic):
Really feeling that sense of pride and accomplishment...
Acquired (Precious):
That's more like it.
Solved:
I knew it the whole time, just wanted to give you a chance to figure it out
to Town:
Time to see what the normies are up to
Up:
I was already too good, now I'm just unfair~
90s kid.
>t. zoomer who wasn't even alive in the 90
I'm gonna keep it real with you brother I wouldn't wish any variation of Dungeons and Dragons/Pathfinder on my worst enemy, it was just the last thing I was able to be a player in. However if I HAD to pick, Pathfinder 1e is the best in that particular pile by far.
I really hope to bring Gwyn back for another campaign in a system that suits her (And me) better, something like Ryuutama or Fabula Ultima... Maybe Ironclaw, kek.
>Joining Party:
Victory follows behind us! Blood shall spill!
>Enemy Sighted: FILTHY WYRMSPAWN!
>Turn Begins: DEATH! BLOOD! DEATH!
>Turn Begins (Successful Ambush): FEAR THUNDER!
>Turn Begins (Deadly Opponent): MY GLORY GROWS!
>Basic Attack:Bleed!
>Special/Ultimate Ability #1:Grandfather, I invoke thee!
>Special/Ultimate Ability #2: RAGE!
>Taking Damage (Light):Fool!
>Taking Damage (Heavy):ENOUGH!
>Receiving Healing:Quickly! QUICKLY!
>Knocked Unconscious:Rrrghh?
>Returning to Consciousness:Too cowardly to kill me as I slept, even!
>Battle Won:Who held doubt of my skill?/Death has been dealt, and in droves indeed.
>Treasure Acquired (Basic):A trifle. It is mine.
>Treasure Acquired (Precious):Back away! I earned this!
>Puzzle Solved:Annoying thing...
>Returning to Town:Finnally, some quiet. Kinfolk that speak with respect as well...
>Level/XP Up:Power...ever more power...
What are you playing?
Werewolf The Apocalypse, Shadow Lord Ahroun
>WtA
Very nice.
>Joining Party:
"Hm... Sure? I need to report back to my family first."
>Enemy Sighted:
"I have some papers on this one"
>Turn Begins:
"I'm okay, I'm safe"
>Turn Begins (Successful Ambush):
"They will tear you apart in no time"
>Turn Begins (Deadly Opponent):
"(anxious) No... No... Not this..."
>Basic Attack:
"Hah!"
>Special/Ultimate Ability #1:
"You stupid c**t! You underestimate me!"
>Special/Ultimate Ability #2:
"(sorrowful) Forgive me... This was... Fated..."
>Taking Damage (Light):
"Ugh!"
>Taking Damage (Heavy):
"I need help!"
>Receiving Healing:
"(reluctant) Thanks..."
>Knocked Unconscious:
"No... I... Can't die..."
>Returning to Consciousness:
*relieved gasp*
>Battle Won:
"Through Hell and High Water"
>Treasure Acquired (Basic):
"Interesting"
>Treasure Acquired (Precious):
"This can be an useful ingredient"
>Puzzle Solved:
"Wasn't that difficult"
>Returning to Town:
"I need a sauna"
"Wanna smoke?"
>Level/XP Up:
"Day by day, I'm closer to my resolution"
Neat. I'm also playing WtA. How's your game going so far?
>"(sorrowful) Forgive me... This was... Fated..."
Are you a chuuni?
>Joining Party:
Adventure, ho!
>Enemy Sighted:
Get behind me!
>Turn Begins:
Graah!
>Turn Begins (Successful Ambush):
Gotcha!
>Turn Begins (Deadly Opponent):
Uh, I think this one can actually break my skin.
>Basic Attack:
Hah!
>Special/Ultimate Ability #1:
One last strike from you, corpse!
>Special/Ultimate Ability #2:
You don't want the sword, you can have the claws.
>Taking Damage (Light): aw, that's cute.
>Taking Damage (Heavy): ugh... less cute.
>Receiving Healing: ahh, that's brisk!
>Knocked Unconscious: zzzzz
>Returning to Consciousness: how much mead did I drink?
>Battle Won: everyone still in the correct amount of pieces?
>Treasure Acquired (Basic): I bet Dad would like this.
>Treasure Acquired (Precious): this one might even impress Mother!
>Puzzle Solved: it's hard to be the prettiest AND the smartest.
>Returning to Town: see? I'm fine. Go tell Mother to stop worrying.
>Level/XP Up: huh, didn't know I could do that. Neat.
Why does this Chad sound so girly?
He's an adrenaline junky with good education, but also an overprotective mother with the power and inclination to lock him up in Faerie if she thinks he's risking his life needlessly.
Are you playing a changeling?
This whole thread is 100% deviantart oc donut steel pssh nothin personnel kid-core. Looks like I finally got too old for /tg/
Trooper, fully charged!
Who needs a jump?
Free hook-ups!
Capacitators ready!
Electrodes primed!
Surge protectors on!
I'm wired!
Fully shielded!
Tesla suit ready!
>Moving:
Yes, comrade!
Moving out!
Positively!
Full of energy!
In motion!
Advance!
I'll get there!
We're off!
Sparks my interest!
Konechno
>Trying to move when using EM disruptors:
Sorry if I'm a turnoff!
I'm conserving!
Blackout, anyone?
Let's play in the field!
Lights out!
>Garrisoning structure
Looks well grounded!
Could use some recharge time.
Is it well insulated?
>Attacking:
Let the Joules flow!
Light 'em up!
Hitting switch!
Clear!
AC/DC!
Electrifying!
They could use a little boost!
Give 'em a jolt!
Illuminating!
Completing circuit!
Like a Christmas tree!
Is recycled energy!
>Using EM disruptors:
No overcharge protection!
Dampeners active!
Let's make contact!
Is recycled energy!
Charging a Tesla coil
I'll charge it up!
Give it a boost!
Let's turn it on!
Moving to attack
Charging up!
Let's light them up!
Time for a shocker!
Insulation won't help!
Let's brighten up their day!
He's fried!
Incoming storm!
Here's your electric bill!
Charge!
Like a Christmas tree!
>In combat:
Just go with the flow!
Not a bad conductor!
Electricity is in the air!
Extra crispy!
No resistance!
It will all soon be over!
Amplify!
>Under fire:
What happened to my shielding?!
Hey, don't be so negative!
They're giving me static!
I may need shock therapy!
Geez, tough crowd!
Was it something I said?
The Apocalypse has begun!
Armageddon is here!
We wait!
Soviet Power Supreme!
I have the final say...
The Instrument of DOOM...
It is day of judgement!
Where are they?
Vengeance is near...
>Moving:
We cannot be stopped!
It is time!
They will run in fear!
Make a path...
They will pay!
Excellent!
Be patient...
We know they are here...
I cast a deadly shadow.
It will soon be a wasteland.
>Attacking with Cannon:
Crush them!
Now!
Amusing!
Pathetic!
Kill it!
Leave nothing!
Eradicate them!
With pleasure!
Eradicate them.
The end is at hand.
These will be your last moments.
Taste your mortality.
The apocalypse has begun.
Bringing down the hammer.
>Attacking with Magnetic Harpoon:
A fine choice...
An appetizer...
This one looks good!
GET OVER HERE!
YOU CANNOT ESCAPE!
Your turn!
>Move to Attack:
WE WILL BURY THEM!
Annihilating!
The day has come!
At last!
So it begins!
*Maniacal Sadistic Laughter*
>In combat:
Such Fools!
The end is at hand!
It's soon shall be over!
This will be their last moments!
Their end draws near!
We shall end this!
It will soon be a wasteland!
There is no mercy!
>Retreating:
Armageddon will wait!
Soviet Power must be preserved!!
Let them be!
>Under fire:
The fools cannot hinder me!
The Apocalypse cannot be stopped!
I will not be interrupted!
They have not accepted their fate!
The Black Hand is in control.
The Black Hand has arrived.
We have orders.
We are the chosen.
The Black Hand awaits.
They will fear us.
There is work to be done.
One vision, one purpose.
>When moving:
Take the area.
We're in control here.
This way.
We've been called.
Forward!
>When garrisoning a structure:
It is ours to take!
Inside!
We must have it.
>When ordered to attack:
Enemies of Kane!
Pursue them!
They stand in our way!
They oppose Kane!
>When attacking:
Kill them!
They must die!
Eliminate them!
Attack!
Burn them alive!
>When ordered to clear a garrison:
Clear them out!
Expel them!
They cannot hide from the Black Hand!
Walls will not protect them.
They think they are safe in there.
>In combat:
We're not finished here!
Let none escape!
Exterminate the weak!
Spare no one!
They reek of fear!
Clear a path!
>When retreating:
Regroup!
We'll be back!
When suppressed
Down!
To the ground!
Find cover!
Just imagine what he would say
>Joining Party:
Fate brought us together, let's make the most out of it.
>Enemy Sighted:
Oh, no. Be careful, something is ahead.
>Turn Begins:
Hmmm, maybe some repositioning?
>Turn Begins (Successful Ambush):
Yes, we got this!
>Turn Begins (Deadly Opponent):
Lord of Knowledge, guide me!
>Basic Attack:
Here goes nothing...
>Special/Ultimate Ability #1:
Look at this little trick.
>Special/Ultimate Ability #2:
Your fate is sealed!
>Taking Damage (Light):
...I sure didn't see this coming.
>Taking Damage (Heavy):
Aah! I'm going to die!
>Receiving Healing:
My hero!
>Knocked Unconscious:
I failed...
>Returning to Consciousness:
Is it over? I'll... need a drink or ten after that.
>Battle Won:
Fantastic. Thanks everyone for your hard work.
>Treasure Acquired (Basic):
Oh? Take a look at this.
>Treasure Acquired (Precious):
Just for safety, let me cast my rituals before anyone else touches this.
>Puzzle Solved:
That was a fun one, don't you think?
>Returning to Town:
I'll be at the temple, see you all soon!
>Level/XP Up:
I've learned so much, the Lord of Knowledge sure is smiling at me.
Who is the Lord of Knowledge?
The god he worships.
PC is a priest.
>Joining Party:
"If you need an enchanter, I'm your man."
>Enemy Sighted:
"Incoming! Look alive!"
>Turn Begins:
"You can't escape."
>Turn Begins (Successful Ambush):
(Malicious wizard laughter)
>Turn Begins (Deadly Opponent):
"This one might actually be a challenge."
>Basic Attack:
"Patience. Breathing. Focus."
>Special/Ultimate Ability #1:
"Kneel!"
>Special/Ultimate Ability #2:
(Magical gibberish)
>Taking Damage (Light):
"Oof! You'll pay for that!"
>Taking Damage (Heavy):
"Argh! Can't take many more blows like that."
>Receiving Healing:
"(Relieved sigh) My thanks."
>Knocked Unconscious:
"Can't...go on..."
>Returning to Consciousness:
"Ugh, my head!"
>Battle Won:
"Was that all?"
>Treasure Acquired (Basic):
"Hmm. Might be useful."
>Treasure Acquired (Precious):
"Good find.
>Puzzle Solved:
"Child's play."
>Returning to Town:
"I need a rest."
>Level/XP Up:
"Ever stronger."
Are you playing a mind control wizard?
>Joining Party:
Navigation here.
>Enemy Sighted:
Target sighted. Calculating transversal velocity and mass.
>Turn Begins:
Launch bays primed, fighters ready. On your order, captain.
>Turn Begins (Successful Ambush):
Dropping cloak, launching talons. Sweet dreams little fish.
>Turn Begins (Deadly Opponent):
Initiating Falling Sun protocol. Begin.
>Basic Attack:
Firing at designated target.
>Special/Ultimate Ability #1:
Unleashing rangers.
>Special/Ultimate Ability #2:
Two for flinching.
>Taking Damage (Light):
Negligible damage detected.
>Taking Damage (Heavy):
Hull breach! Hull breach!
>Receiving Healing:
Engineering ready to receive.
>Knocked Unconscious:
Engineering, offline. Sensors, offline.
>Returning to Consciousness:
We're back. Beginning damage assessment.
>Battle Won:
A time for war, a time for rest. Standing down.
>Treasure Acquired (Basic):
Bringing her in.
>Treasure Acquired (Precious):
Transporting with the utmost care.
>Puzzle Solved:
Calling ships to port. Spooling jump drive.
>Returning to Town:
Requesting permission to dock.
>Level/XP Up:
*Crew cheers*
How do you play an entire ship?
Similar to how Homeworld handled the mothership. The amount of actions a player character can take are limited, so you fluff them out.
>Joining Party:
"Raven Queen's blessing."
>Enemy Sighted:
"They don't seem very friendly."
>Turn Begins:
"Thought to memory and memory to strength. (Praying)"
>Turn Begins (Successful Ambush):
"Let's make it swift."
>Turn Begins (Deadly Opponent):
"Maybe this is it."
>Basic Attack:
"The bell tolls of thee."
>Special/Ultimate Ability:
"Oh, goddess, grant a hardened sword upon weakened hands, a swift blade to surpass feeble legs, bestow upon me... a memory of war!"
>Taking Damage (Light):
"This is nothing."
>Taking Damage (Heavy):
"I can't die here, not yet!"
>Receiving Healing:
"Many thanks."
>Knocked Unconscious:
"Not... again..."
>Returning to Consciousness:
"I'm still here... It's you, Old Friend, have you been waiting long?"
>Battle Won:
"May the Raven Queen watch over your memories."
>Treasure Acquired (Basic):
"This could be useful."
>Treasure Acquired (Precious):
"This reminds me of something, but I'm not sure what."
>Puzzle Solved:
"That wasn't too bad."
>Returning to Town:
"I don't mind sharing a room, just put me in a box or lean me against the wall."
>Level/XP Up:
"I remember now."
Are you playing an avenger?
>Are you playing an avenger?
Like a Fate Avenger class servant?
Hm, maybe a little bit. He was murdered before his destined point of death somehow, lost most of his memories and brought back by the Raven Queen in her service, getting a lease on life for his actual remaining time, to put a stop to people messing with destined death in the world, all the while investigating who killed him and why - he doesn't hold a grudge, sometimes he fears that it turns out he deserved it. But he is really not that edgy, neither is the Raven Queen in that setting, it's all very memory themed rather than death and darkness or something.
played a barbarian that was basically the For Honor highlander for a campaign that ended last year, had a great time with him
>Joining Party:
Velen is dead, along with his dream, so I just work for coin now.
>Enemy Sighted:
Ah sod it, here we go!/Lets make some gold
>Turn Begins:
What needs killing?/Get me into the fight!
>Turn Begins (Successful Ambush):
Paint the woods with their blood!/Kjúklingur á teini!
>Turn Begins (Deadly Opponent):
You know where you want me!/An opponent worthy of my ancestors!
>Basic Attack:
Cleave them!/RAAHH
>Special/Ultimate Ability #1:
Dunmaghlas! (When entering a rage)
>Special/Ultimate Ability #2:
Nú ertu dauður!(When cutting through multiple enemies)
>Taking Damage (Light):
Hah, bristles and thorns!
>Taking Damage (Heavy):
Finally, a decent scrap!/Gods be damned, why’d I agree to this?
>Receiving Healing:
Just keep me up and I’ll get you your victory!
>Knocked Unconscious:
My ancestors call for me…
>Returning to Consciousness:
We’re not done here!
>Battle Won:
The skálds better make something about that one!/Already? *spits* Lág…
>Treasure Acquired (Basic):
Aye, just make sure I get my cut/Well it aint like we’re getting paid by the head…
>Treasure Acquired (Precious):
*whistles*/
>Puzzle Solved:
Finally, can we find something to kill now?
>Returning to Town:
First round is on me mates, we’ll see if you keep up after, haha!
>Level/XP Up:
My ancestors smile upon me!
How is a For Honor highlander basically not just a generic barbarian?
>Joining Party: For the common good.
>Enemy Sighted: Stay Organised
>Turn Begins: Follow my Lead
>Turn Begins (Successful Ambush): We got them right where I want them
>Turn Begins (Deadly Opponent): Listen to me.
>Basic Attack: Gah!
>Special/Ultimate Ability #1: For Ames-Lura!
>Special/Ultimate Ability #2: For my Birthright!
>Taking Damage (Light): Ah!
>Taking Damage (Heavy): Where's my team!?
>Receiving Healing: Finally
>Knocked Unconscious: Curse it all...
>Returning to Consciousness: ...W-Well done
>Battle Won: Good performance.
>Treasure Acquired (Basic): Keep looking.
>Treasure Acquired (Precious): Blessed Ames-Lura...
>Puzzle Solved: A clear solution.
>Returning to Town: Blessed Ames-Lura
>Level/XP Up: Lemme take five
>Joining Party:
Our cause is just.
>Enemy Sighted:
Enemies of the righteous!
>Turn Begins:
No mercy, no forgiveness!
>Turn Begins (Successful Ambush):
There is no such thing as innocence.
>Turn Begins (Deadly Opponent):
Even a soul can be cut. Allow me to demonstrate.
>Basic Attack:
Be Judged!
>Special/Ultimate Ability #1:
A Cleansing Wind!
>Special/Ultimate Ability #2:
Shall by the blade be cut!
>Taking Damage (Light):
This can't stop an Armiger.
>Taking Damage (Heavy):
You will not escape Judgement.
>Receiving Healing:
The Campaign continues
>Knocked Unconscious:
You cannot... stop... it...
>Returning to Consciousness:
This is now what I hoped for.
>Battle Won:
There is no such thing as innocence.
>Treasure Acquired (Basic):
For the house.
>Treasure Acquired (Precious):
The true treasure is the amount of wickedness this shall destroyed.
>Puzzle Solved:
A trifling obstacle.
>Returning to Town:
But a temporary cease.
>Level/XP Up:
Another sin, paid for.
Are you playing Exalted?
I wish, in truth this is a character In my worldbuilding
>Joining Party:
I am under WHAT
>Enemy Sighted:
Gentlemen!
>Turn Begins:
You assured me that I could speak!
>Turn Begins (Successful Ambush):
Have a look at the headlock, here!
>Turn Begins (Deadly Opponent):
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!
>Basic Attack:
Get your haaaaands off me...
>Special/Ultimate Ability #1:
And you, Sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?
>Taking Damage (Light):
Nice headlock, sir!
>Taking Damage (Heavy):
Ahh yes, I see that you know your judo well!
>Knocked Unconscious:
Ta-da and farewell!
>Battle Won:
This is democracy manifest!
>Treasure Acquired (Precious):
Is it a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
What are you playing?
Dine & Dashers Australia Edition
10/10
>Joining Party:
Rape
>Enemy Sighted:
Rape
>Turn Begins:
Rape
>Turn Begins (Successful Ambush):
Rape
>Turn Begins (Deadly Opponent):
Rape
>Basic Attack:
Rape
>Special/Ultimate Ability #1:
Rape
>Special/Ultimate Ability #2:
Rape
>Taking Damage (Light):
Rape
>Taking Damage (Heavy):
Rape
>Receiving Healing:
Rape
>Knocked Unconscious:
Rape
>Returning to Consciousness:
Rape
>Battle Won:
Rape
>Treasure Acquired (Basic):
Rape
>Treasure Acquired (Precious):
Rape
>Puzzle Solved:
Rape
>Returning to Town:
Rape
>Level/XP Up:
Rape
>Joining Party: Scion to the great trading house of Locke, at your service.
>Enemy Sighted: A duel? No? Very well...
>Turn Begins: What ruffians accost us this time?
>Turn Begins (Successful Ambush): Hah! Just like big game hunting!
>Turn Begins (Deadly Opponent): (nervous laughter) We're... We're not leaving?
>Basic Attack: Hmph!
>Special/Ultimate Ability #1: (derisive laughter)
>Special/Ultimate Ability #2: GIVE 'EM STEEL, BOYS!
>Taking Damage (Light): Agh! Ruffian!
>Taking Damage (Heavy): Is that... blood?
>Receiving Healing: Ta' mate.
>Knocked Unconscious: Lads...? Urgh..
>Returning to Consciousness: Hah! A momentary lapse of concentration, I assure you.
>Battle Won: As expected.
>Treasure Acquired (Basic): Well, what do we have here?
>Treasure Acquired (Precious): This one will dazzle the ladies.
>Puzzle Solved: I'd read about this one at the courts!
>Returning to Town: I need a drink. What do you mean this town doesn't have a vintner?
>Level/XP Up: Sometimes I impress even myself.
>Basic Attack: Hmph!
You gotta do better than a basic grunt for a basic attack, my man.
Yeah but it''s gonna get spammed isn't it? That shit would get so tedious after a while.
>Joining Party:
Delightful. You will make for fine servants.
>Enemy Sighted:
Fools have come to meet their end.
>Turn Begins:
You had your chance. Now watch.
>Turn Begins (Successful Ambush):
Let's be done with this quickly.
>Turn Begins (Deadly Opponent):
Very well. Let us see if the tales are true.
>Basic Attack:
Deal with them my minions.
>Special/Ultimate Ability #1:
Rise up and answer your new master's call.
>Special/Ultimate Ability #2:
Be gone from my sight. Disintegrate!
>Taking Damage (Light):
Gah! Such impudence.
>Taking Damage (Heavy):
This is not what we planned!
>Receiving Healing:
Gah! Such profane idolatry.
>Knocked Unconscious:
Gyaaaaaaaaah! ...curses.
>Returning to Consciousness:
Returned again? Even death knows to fear me.
>Battle Won:
Another piece falls into place.
>Treasure Acquired (Basic):
A useless bauble? To the hoard with it.
>Treasure Acquired (Precious):
Now this will serve nicely.
>Puzzle Solved:
This is why you leave the thinking to me.
>Returning to Town:
To the dungeons with you. I shall call when I have need again.
>Level/XP Up:
We shall soon have all the power we need. But the Work continues.
You are one autistic mother fricker, you know that bumpgay/threadspammer?
It's better than the fricking stupid elf threads
>tfw you return to town and your party member's voice line activates
https://azurlane.netojuu.com/images/b/b9/Atago_Affinity4JP.ogg
What is Atago saying?
>Joining Party: I hope you can afford my services, now. I don't do charity.
>Enemy Sighted: Some punk just showed up.
>Turn Begins: Getting physical costs extra. Keep that in mind.
>Turn Begins (Successful Ambush): Ahhh, just like the War.
>Turn Begins (Deadly Opponent): ...You guys be careful, alright? This one's for real.
>Basic Attack: Hm.
>Special/Ultimate Ability #1: Guns out, taking aim.
>Special/Ultimate Ability #2: Fire in the hole!
>Taking Damage (Light): Nothing a few stitches won't fix.
>Taking Damage (Heavy): ...I think I'll need some spare parts. Let me go through the bodies after this.
>Receiving Healing: On something like me? You're too kind.
>Knocked Unconscious: Ah... frick.
>Returning to Consciousness: I'm back up? Good.
>Battle Won: I've been through worse.
>Treasure Acquired (Basic): Good find. I'll consider it part of my fee.
>Treasure Acquired (Precious): Oh! The kids could really use thi- ah, forget I said that.
>Puzzle Solved: Didn't know I had it in me.
>Returning to Town: Home again. I have to go somewhere. Be right back.
>Level/XP Up: I'm getting stronger? That's strange.
Are you playing Nechronica?
mechanically it's Call of Cthulhu with more overt supernatural elements in a custom setting. He's a reanimated soldier back from The War, got some work done to look prettier so people didn't hate him by default, does private eye work, or did until he got roped into absolute bullshit by the party. Most of his money goes towards the orphanage he grew up in when he was alive, and he thinks its incredibly sappy and stupid that he does this and will never admit it because it ruins his cool aloof image.
>Joining Party: I'm joining your party.
>Enemy Sighted: I sighted an enemy.
>Turn Begins: My turn is beginning.
>Turn Begins (Successful Ambush): We succeeded our ambush.
>Turn Begins (Deadly Opponent): That's a deadly opponent.
>Basic Attack: I'm attacking.
>Special/Ultimate Ability #1: This is my special attack!
>Special/Ultimate Ability #2: This is my other special attack!
>Taking Damage (Light): I'm taking damage.
>Taking Damage (Heavy): I'm taking a lot of damage.
>Receiving Healing: I'm healed.
>Knocked Unconscious: I'm falling unconscious.
>Returning to Consciousness: I'm awake.
>Battle Won: I won.
>Treasure Acquired (Basic): This is basic treasure.
>Treasure Acquired (Precious): This is precious treasure.
>Puzzle Solved: Puzzle solved.
>Returning to Town: We're returning to town.
>Level/XP Up: I leveled up.
>Joining Party: Glad to join this clutch.
>Enemy Sighted: Vermin in my path. Wonder how they taste.
>Turn Begins: Yield or suffer!
>Turn Begins (Successful Ambush): Sneakiest of snakes
>Turn Begins (Deadly Opponent): World Serpent protect me!
>Basic Attack: Bite and crush!
>Special/Ultimate Ability #1: Ourouborous!
>Special/Ultimate Ability #2: Lumina Serpentis!
>Taking Damage (Light): The next one won't slip past my scales.
>Taking Damage (Heavy): I think I broke a fang.
>Receiving Healing: Aaww, I didn't know you cared like that.
>Knocked Unconscious: Send me to my father.
>Returning to Consciousness: The real dream always begins when I open my eyes.
>Battle Won: What a senseless waste! Dibs on their stuff.
>Treasure Acquired (Basic): Gimme money! Gimme gimme money!
>Treasure Acquired (Precious): Oooohhhh, this one is staying with me.
>Puzzle Solved: My head is full of knowledge and smart!!
>Returning to Town: Bath, food, sleep, brothel. In that order please.
>Level/XP Up: Skin shed, born again.
Are you playing a 4e primal?
>Joining Party:
Yay! New hive mates! Hi! I'm Defective!
>Enemy Sighted:
Threat? Threat!
>Turn Begins:
Fight together or fall alone!
>Turn Begins (Successful Ambush)
*Gleeful soft hissing*
>Turn Begins (Deadly Opponent):
I'm not afraid of you!
>Basic Attack:
*Screeching*
>Special/Ultimate Ability #1:
My blood is death!
>Special/Ultimate Ability #2:
Tail to the face!
>Taking Damage (Light):
Owie!
>Taking Damage (Heavy):
*Pained screaming*
>Receiving Healing:
Ooo, that feels nice...
>Knocked Unconscious:
Ooo.. Dizzy...
>Returning to Consciousness:
I had the strangest dream...
>Battle Won:
Yay! Can I have the bodies?
>Treasure Acquired (Basic):
This looks useful, right?
>Treasure Acquired (Precious):
Oooo, shiny! What is it?
>Puzzle Solved:
Haha! Smarter than the average bug.
>Returning to Town:
Let me get my robes on. Don't want to scare anyone.
>Level/XP Up:
One molting closer to my crown.
>Joining Party: Let's get this traveling freak-show on the road.
>Enemy Sighted: Contacts! You nail the windows shut, I'll get the gun.
>Turn Begins: I'm reading you.
>Turn Begins (Successful Ambush): WOLVERINES!
>Turn Begins (Deadly Opponent): Jesus, that thing's lookin' mean and ugly, just like my cousin Frank. We're gonna need to hit it hard from behind! ...Just like my cousin Leslie.
>Basic Attack: Right arm of the free world!
>Special/Ultimate Ability #1: These things we do, that others may live.
>Special/Ultimate Ability #2: Turn 'em into blood sausage!
>Taking Damage (Light): Hit the plate, I'm fine.
>Taking Damage (Heavy): Gah, frick! I'm gettin' out of touch...
>Receiving Healing: Yeah, rub some dirt on it.
>Knocked Unconscious: I'm out of time...
>Returning to Consciousness: ...But I'd be out of my head if you're weren't around.
>Battle Won: You lose, Commie.
>Treasure Acquired (Basic): Hope there's a can of SPAM in there... [Grumble or 'Hell yeah' depending on loot's canned meat content.]
>Treasure Acquired (Precious): Well god damn, look at what we have here.
>Puzzle Solved: Not the New York time's crossword, but I'll take it.
>Returning to Town: The boys are back in town!
>Level/XP Up: The future's so bright I've gotta wear shades.
Why are you playing a gnoll in Fallout? Why does he like SPAM?
>5 70/80s song references
>0 40/50s song references
I think he's playing a gnoll in wasteland 3.