Huh, he has a very similar body type as me. I was expecting him to be some kind of hairy slightly chubby russian guy, though good for him for not being that.
>Tall alien lady race with furry features >Ariral's obsessed with "shrimps" >Scratazon's obsessed with "nuts"
The connection is there tbh. You could consider a joke being that they're awfully similar by those factors alone.
>pink >that high
It's the easiest Nuclear Argemia to get. I'm inclined to say it's even easier to get than green despite being invisible since it's right in front of the base.
>radar detects something by xray at night >decide to set up a the good camera near xray >turn it on >cant see shit
do you basically need a spotlight in conjunction with cameras? every the camera night vision doesnt do much
i'm not going out at night myself to investigate
>radar detects something by xray at night >decide to set up a the good camera near xray >turn it on >cant see shit
do you basically need a spotlight in conjunction with cameras? every the camera night vision doesnt do much
i'm not going out at night myself to investigate
im my experience even the good cameras do not work well in low light environments
the IR can kinda work its spotty at best, and its integrated flashlight is not that great
Black person Tango, Oscar, Quebec, and X-ray are easy as frick to reach. For Tango and Oscar you just follow the river near your base north east, staying on the south side of the river. For Quebec and XRay you just follow the river south west, staying on the north side of the river.
Ariral plushies are just their spy cameras and by putting them inside the microwave you EMI the frick out of them, that's why arirs are mad at you and you can't convince me otherwise
>tv only supports mp4s
Well I guess this is worthless, who the frick has downloaded a torrent that wasn't mpv in the last 10 years?
The help box said that it can't support streams that use API so where can I find something cozy like a 24/7 Twilight zone stream?
whether you call yourself a furry or scaly or anything else you're still a loser degen coomer. I hope you are underage or else you should seriously have a nice day from shame
I'm complaining that the alien game turned out to be coomer bait for moronic Black folk
I wanted a good alien game so fricking bad and instead you stupid homosexuals tricked me into downloading power wash simulator with epic memes. Frick you, freak
how about you talk about the video game instead of posting fanart of something that totally isn't in the game
That's why the threads are nothing but artwork of this creature right? Because it's not in the game? Just pure coincidence that it's spammed I guess
Black person we are talking about video game and shit happening in it, you're the only one frothing about furries here and arirals are dev's favorites that's why there's so much art, moron
I mentioned this before, but one of the main issues with the core formula is that Signal Simulator already did it. Signal Simulator was the whole hard sim up until the discovery of aliens, then aliens. So people who just want a 1:1 of that are best off going to Signal Simulator. This project has always been an odd bastard, because it's the core of Signal Simulator, the burden of going BEYOND Signal Simulator, and it's being done by a developer who has his own OCs he likes to play around with. And it was, in part, conceived as a pet project to explore and expand on a particular OC of his.
I posted her series in the hmofa thread a while back, alongside some arirals. Artist hasn't done anymore of her afaik. Catgirls have always been a popular alien type.
man I kinda don't wanna reach the last day of the demo because I don't want the fun to end, I know it goes indefinitely after that but feels like there'd be nothing much to look forward too after a time
How close is it to completion
just gimme a rough guess
8 months ago
Anonymous
You need to feed them some shrimp.
8 months ago
EDAnon
Yes Jokes aside, there isn't really an estimate for when nose finishes these updates. He simply adds what he thinks fit into an update of its content size, then ships it.
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But I opened the bunker and there was just a fake door and a bunch of garbage and books. I even busted the wood off the door and couldn't open it, so I reloaded my save as to not waste all those points to password changer cost.
>Bunker opened on day 3
Does this mean anything?
Also, I'm getting an error saying "Max Cart" when I try to purchase literally fricking anything. I tried waiting until the next day but that didn't solve anything.
Wasn't saying it as a bad thing, I fricked myself over a few times because of the autistic food tolerance system. I've already gotta worry about aliens ass raping me and keeping the generators running, shouldn't have to worry about fricking meal prepping too.
Mostly waiting on the greys because I want to see more actual threats. The game has great horror atmosphere but so far nothing seems to actually make good on the threatening atmosphere. Having creatures lurk around your base at night so you can spy on them with cameras. Maybe some mannequins that actually attack you so they're more than just free trash.
Here's my 2 cents >Arir daki >Thumb tack packs for pinning paper/pictures >post it notes >TV and radio can only play streams, a seperate DVD player and CD player, play MP3s/MP4s >Explosives/explosions temporarily knock down most unkillable enemies so there's actually a purpose to them >Custom matresses/beds >Ability to pin flags to Kerfus >My milk crate idea from the last thred >"befriending" Talls makes them less hostile but shorts more hostile and vice versa >mirrors >more hidden hard drives from the previous personnel in the area >Patching the vent holes with wood boards actually stops rain from coming in >cheaper wood boards and add plywood sheets >Swiss hot chocolate >edible items that increase fatigue >beer/alcohol >55 gallon drum that can be use to store water, fuel, or be used as a burn barrel for wood/coal >lawnmower that can cut tall grass
A trick track with ramps for the atv could be a fun add. or just ramps you can buy yourself.
A BB gun and targets of some kind would be fun too.
More importantly I'd like to see some things done with the telescope, more repeatable events, and small oddities like coming back to rearranged furniture or something.
rework of the daily task system to include level 3's at a certain point as well as either increase profits to make it worth your time, or to reduce cost of a lot of shop items.
More signals that can just be audio fun of some flavor would also be good. Doesn't have to be events, just more variety so things aren't as tedious, though I suppose the daily grind for a good while and then something happening makes it all the more special and interesting.
I ordered a few neet meals disks, then I ordered an item box. The box got queued but everything after that was blocked by "Max Cart". Even a day after the box was delivered, it's still saying that. If you want a screenshot just go to the blank store page and imagine a pop-up saying "max cart" and its the same shit you'd see on my screen.
I've had a blip at the riverside, coords x23.0y-57.0 for two days now. I ran over a mannequin that spawned in the woods when doing hashes earlier, and when I went out to look at the blip it respawned behind me again. I figured the gag was just when you went over to the blip the mannequin would drop it but it's following me around all the time now, and the blip is still there on the radar. Is it something else?
I found a shovel at TR2, do I have to dig there?
thats just the relay you diptard, the three lights correspond to the three transformers out around the map. Follow the powerlines to find them, or when the powers on use tr.check to see which one needs cycling then use sv.target "name" to put it on your compass like you do with the servers
Adding to what the other anons are saying, you'll want to get into the habit of slapping that reset on the transformers whenever you're in the area because it's a massive pain in the dick when power goes down.
Ganker I became a furry after going to a kids birthday party... There were people in disney costumes and there was someone ina Daisy Duck costume. She grabed my arm to take a picture and she was so warm and fuzzy. It was really confortable. Now imagine the sex. I think that's what furries think when they became furries.
WTF are these. I got half a heart attack when they came into view because I thought it was a gapping maw ready to eat me and I was driving directly at it.
I hate nighttime satellite repairs.
>get garbage bag roll >wrap trash in garbage bag >wrap a lot of shit >even shred shit to wrap more shit >get item box >sell a frickton of trash for munnies
I got like 300 points after doing it, trashmaxxing is the real deal
The TRUE Trashmaxxer GOD Guide >Buy woodchipper. Frick EVERYTHING else. Buy the damn woodchipper. There are MREs and burgers scattered around the map, you don't need to buy ANYTHING but the woodchipper. >Buy garbage bag rolls >Buy Clipboards >Buy an item box >Crumple every page of the Clipboard out >Turn the woodchipper on, then "HOLD" a crumpled paper, and ALT+CLICK while facing the woodchipper input chute (you also need to be right next to it) >A glitched box should appear and immediately start shredding itself. This box will spawn 10 piles of trash >Bag up the trash >Put the filled trash bags into the item crate (PROTIP: Never settle for less than 3000 pounds) >Ship the filled item box as if it were a box of drives >??? >Profit!
i would be more worried of where that hair came from
considering they dont have any fur
Even at risk of spoilers, around what day can I expect things to happen? Its day 9 and the only things that have happened are the power going out like twice and some trees on odd places, I tried going on foot at midnight for reports but I only hear ambiance/bait noises
story starts around day 10
dont forget to fix your servers
Even at risk of spoilers, around what day can I expect things to happen? Its day 9 and the only things that have happened are the power going out like twice and some trees on odd places, I tried going on foot at midnight for reports but I only hear ambiance/bait noises
i would be more worried of where that hair came from
considering they dont have any fur
[...]
story starts around day 10
dont forget to fix your servers
Even at risk of spoilers, around what day can I expect things to happen? Its day 9 and the only things that have happened are the power going out like twice and some trees on odd places, I tried going on foot at midnight for reports but I only hear ambiance/bait noises
once you've gotten your systems leveled up to about mid-grade you can start shitting out drives like crazy. Easily several hundred points a night if the egg heads are requesting a decent amount of them.
According to the dev we are the only intelligent species (other than Rozitals) that they have discovered, despite scanning entire galaxies
also the only species they can pat (dev's own words)
According to the dev we are the only intelligent species (other than Rozitals) that they have discovered, despite scanning entire galaxies
also the only species they can pat (dev's own words)
>arirals want to pat humans >tourists choose the most fricked up forest on the planet to hang out in >where there is only one human around for miles
They're xenofrickers waiting for the perfect opportunity to make a move on Kel. This place is like a petting zoo to them but with potential for dick.
That's how the Talls are looking at it, at least. The Short is probably just relieved to be out of the City 17-tier shithole called home.
I also wouldn't be surprised if their interactions with Rozitals amount to most diplomatic relations or the Rozitals pointing to some awful shit they should stay away from then fricking off. Humans are probably a breath of fresh air.
Judging by the notes left behind by the previous dude that was here, that's not the case. Kel is probably just lucky to not go completely insane after the first 2 weeks
>lucky
nose keeps saying it's his sheltered college femboy life that's made him resilient to corruption. (said corruption uses phycological trauma to corrupt people), and I don't have the heart to tell him that some sheltered femboy with an older french goth woman gf is actually MORE likely to get traumatised by the shit being thrown at him.
Cardboard box 4x4x4
that's not gonna work, you gotta use an item box and then insert it into the box's inventory.
Honestly if he wanted someone resistent to going insane around aliens he should have made Kel either a lifetime cryptid hunter/enthusiast who finally got some action, or another Gordon Freeman tier mute that just never gave a shit.
I would, but typing out the lore is physically painful for me. 1/8th of the arirals are tall, super-advanced, and worship the dev's fursona as their absolute leader. The rest are midgets because of malnutrition and live in societal conditions that are basically North Korea.
I probably should've clarified, the dropping of snippets from the discord isn't awful. It's just the gays taking LE EPIC GankerNER screenshots to talk about in the discord. Just turns into a revolving door of autism instead of lore dumps.
I am literally the only person posting to the discord. All the others over there either use Ganker but don't look at the threads (5 whole members probably), and the rest are all scared of the funny basket weaving forum because all they know is /misc/.
what the frick are you even talking about, there's people taking screenshots of this thread and posting them on the discord, and you are mad at the thread for this?
8 months ago
Anonymous
I literally don't, if its about discord screenshots being posted in the thread then I see nothing but content, lore shit, making fun of them and generally their oc.
If it's about thread screenshots in the discord why the frick would I care, I am not in the disc*rd.
what the frick are you even talking about, there's people taking screenshots of this thread and posting them on the discord, and you are mad at the thread for this?
So much for the rifle. This game is a lot more funny than scary.
Do you mean the loose "liquid" trash? Buy a trash bag roll, hold it, and right click the trash. That'll bag it and then you can sell it. I don't think crafting is actually in the game yet, but if you put trash on top of the workbench you can compact like trash together. I don't know if it's worth it, I just throw all my shit in the item box and sell it.
I think the next level of cleanliness is getting all the dirt and shit off the walls and floors but I have no idea. I bought the last two unnamed items in one of the store lists thinking it was a mop and bucket, but it was a mop and dust broom. Am I really gonna have to pay 300 bucks for a mop?
8 months ago
Anonymous
>Am I really gonna have to pay 300 bucks for a mop? Hold the sponge from the bathroom like a physics object and jiggle it on the stains with your scrollwheel, it's faster than the mop.
8 months ago
Anonymous
FYI the sponge from the store does not work
8 months ago
Anonymous
As I found out right after reading your post, I don't know what happened to the shower sponge. I remember sticking it in the bucket with the soap.
Oh well, filthy floors and walls it is. I gotta save up and buy that ATV solar upgrade and get a drone, more important.
If I fly this drone out to look at blips, am I ever going to actually see anything? I must have investigated 20+ radar blips and I've never found a goddamn thing, the only reason I even found the roadside picnic is because I imagine the game shut down servers specifically to get me into the area.
>start game >do daily tasks, 2 level 0 drives and 2 hash codes from servers >do both >failed task emails from both doctors
is this normal or am I fricking up? for hashcodes I do "name" [one space] "hashcode" and for drives I usually have them prepared so they're ready as soon as I get the email. do the drives need to be created on the same day?
Put in another 3 level 0 drives, all green lights. Got another message saying "I don't hear anything maybe it got corrupted". Does saving a copy to the computer frick this up or can you have it both on the PC and the drive?
you will get an email that verifies if your daily task was completed and that's all that matters. your colleagues will just email shit like that to you, as long as you got your points you can ignore them.
make sure you put the piece of paper with the codes on top of the box before you call the drone. and if you’re talking about the emails that say “the drive was empty” i think that stops once you get to level 1 tasks. you still get your reward if that happens.
>The way she lovingly nuzzles the nut
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Frick no.
Even before I had a digital map I would use the physical map to plan my moves in sequence of the most optimal path and then note it down in my notebook (always with me) and then just sv.target my way to each.
Even after I nailed a digital map to my ATV I still did it that way.
lmao just sv_target [satalite name] and the compass will point towards it. If you are launching the game through steam, you can make use of the Steam overlay notes that you can pin on the screen as you play. You can change the notepad's transparency too if you find it to be too much in the way
i already know about the target stuff. i've made the map more as a way to keep track of where i need to go to fix stuff or get hashes like
I made a shitty map on real life paper to help plan out my fixing/hashing routes while I'm driving, it was useful back when I had server stability low as frick
When I started playing I drew a simple copy of the map in the base and added points of interest as I found them.
Now I've played enough to not need a map or even sv.target anymore.
I made a shitty map on real life paper to help plan out my fixing/hashing routes while I'm driving, it was useful back when I had server stability low as frick
i already know about the target stuff. i've made the map more as a way to keep track of where i need to go to fix stuff or get hashes like [...]
did
Sounds pointless. Just run in the direction of the compass. No need for any planning. Also, you are probably saving more time in just running on foot, due to how shit the controls are on the ATV and also having to waste money on repairing and fueling it regularly. Once you get the gravity gun just jump and shoot in the other direction for a speed boost when running on foot. Also, once you get Kerfus that map becomes 100% pointless because all you have to worry about are the Transformers
why yes, let me mindlessly do xray tango lima victor because that's the order each of them caught my eye doing sv.ping while looking for my next sv.target, flitting all across the map multiple times, instead of planning a somewhat proper lima xray victor tango route in advance so I know exactly what to sv.target at each stop
>kerfus >spoiler
you do know we are talking early game right? of course planning is going to be useless by the time you get either of those you nitwit
My method saves much more time and money than yours and also one gets to see more shit you would've otherwise missed because you're trying to do the least amount of traveling as possible. Early game doesn't last long enough to be worth pulling up in-game papers and drawing maps(lmao). It's not hard nor a bad idea to get kerfus early so you don't have to spend so much time doing the least fun thing in the game (fixing satalites). And I think one only gets up to two satellites to check each day so it doesn't matter what kind of route you are plotting because it's only two stops
agreed
the idea is nice but gameplay is moronic as frick
the customization of your battlestation is a nice touch but not fully realized
the route to the different servers to fix them is a hassle and just annoying as frick
Why do I keep seeing people struggle with this? It's literally just basic addition and subtraction except if it goes about 10 you drop the 1 and if it goes in the negative you just drop the negative symbol. My fricking 6 year old niece can do this shit
just imagine you start with 5, then you have to add like 8 to that, so i start counting up but then i've already forgot the 5 so the overflow thing becomes difficult
If the answer is in the negatives, count backwards from 0 rather than wrapping around. And if the answer is double digits drop the first digit.
8 months ago
Anonymous
It's simple math man c'mon
i still have to keep both the current number in my head and the amount that's left, shit's hard
8 months ago
Anonymous
W-What? Anon, what are you talking about? There's only one number and it's the solution.
8 months ago
Anonymous
when you're adding something you have to add one to the first variable and remove one from the second, keeping count on both is too hard for me
8 months ago
Anonymous
I genuinely, actually, honestly have no idea what the frick you're talking about, anon. Like, for real. 2+2=4. 4 is the answer. What second number???? WHAT ARE YOU REMOVING??????????
8 months ago
Anonymous
in this case it's easy but as an example
you have numbers 2 and 2
then you have numbers 3 and 1
then you have numbers 4 and 0
the calculation is complete
8 months ago
Anonymous
Anon, you're giving ME autism. What the frick is going on?
8 months ago
Anonymous
how else are you gonna add x to y without moving them over gradually unless you're a super genius
8 months ago
Anonymous
This really isn't super genius stuff man, no offense. I'm glad you're able to live your life like that though.
8 months ago
Anonymous
A fricking moron doesn't even need to do that stupid shit.
maybe i just never learned how to do math, i dunno. i almost always use a calculator even for the most simple single digit things.
and i also do programming as my main hobby funnily enough
8 months ago
Anonymous
Don' worry, I don't think you're stupid or anything. Certain people simply struggle with certain processes, usually because they didn't learn an easier process as a kid and it stuck. I can't program for shit but simple arithmetic like that is easy for me.
8 months ago
Anonymous
The future is bleak and pajeet.
8 months ago
EDAnon
Sounds like someone needs an education.
8 months ago
Anonymous
How is this game gameplay wise? I'm not asking you, EDAnon, since you are clearly biased.
8 months ago
Anonymous
i'm pretty sure it's a baldi's basics clone. look for gameplay yourself and see if it's for you
8 months ago
Anonymous
Ballbustingly hard, but arguably his best non-VOTV game.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Don't worry about it, I struggle myself too and need to count this shit.
8 months ago
Anonymous
A fricking moron doesn't even need to do that stupid shit.
>Turn around >See a mannequin behind me fall over half way through a frozen step >Pick it up and carefully put it down right way up on a flat bit of ground
Take care little buddy.
I mean why are you resetting it in the first place? As long as it hasn't fallen out of the world it should be on your radar. You can also sv.target Vehicle
I can't remember the last time a game caught my interest like this.
It took me a while to learn how the frequencies work, but now I have a steady workflow. I have done limited exploring, but god damn there is something so satisfying about this game.
Don't you understand the allure of implication? The accentuation of the body by tight-fitting clothes? There could be anything under that sports bra, even breasts.
>Finally get around to buying the radio >Just throw a bulk of random music I have in there to see if it works >Click a song and enable shuffle to see how it transitions to the next >Rearranging tables and shit when the song ends, but it was one of those mp3s with 30 seconds or so of silence >figure the radio bugged out or something so I finish moving the table first >Anti gravity event hits and all my furniture starts floating with a blue light >next song on the radio starts >it's Money For Nothing by the Dire Straights >Didn't even realize it, just heard "I want my MTV" coming from what sounds like the arir UFO outside >Confused as frick >Thought it might be some gag where they came for my ATV and spliced the lyrics >Didn't realize it was coming from the radio until the ship fricked off
>Get my systems rekt by catching a signal I shouldn't have >Half of the home servers are down >Half of the sat servers are down >Calibration is fricking decimated >Spend the entire day fixing it >Get back to actually working >The first signal I find is something clearly unnatural
not again...
it's been two in-game days and i can't save or sleep. i tried going outside for a bit, scanning for more signals and waiting till i pass out from exhaustion, but nothing seems to work. what do?
at that point i'd suggest reloading the save. something must've gone wrong. maybe your game is bugged if you haven't been able to save for two whole days
Good to hear because Ariral lore fricking sucks, but the >It's not super wrong
part raises some red flags, as in I'm dubious that new lore is much better.
>go several days without sending anything off/buying anything from the shop >get concerned email asking for kel's status >continue radio silence >the emails keep coming >they're getting angry, the concern is replaced with intense annoyance and mentions of funding >continue radio silence >bao sends you his very first "welcome dipshit get me those fricking hash codes" email again >they sent someone to replace you >it's another dr kel
somewhat new to the game but was playing with a buddy and had a fun start, this shit is great >friend is doing tutorial and gets to the server console >immediately types in "sv_cheats 1" >the console actually responds with "lmao no"
and that was how I knew I was in for a good time.
Later on, on my own playthrough: >find a box of ammo in the base >the info mentions "ok now go find a gun :)" >literally the next day, one of the stations station I get assigned to go get the hash code for (the Lima station) has a fricking rifle in the corner >pick it up and instantly left click without thinking, immediately blowing myself out of the tower from the recoil/explosion/whatever the frick that was and ragdolling all the way back down
peak comedy
first for Voices of the Abyss (tm)
>But I'm not trans
Based dev
He's even got Erie's shirt IRL.
The photo's public, so it's okay to post.
bro is a skeleton. no wonder he didn't get drafted
I'm confused what you think the average man looks like. Is everyone supposed to be ripped?
In a perfect world, yes. I personally have been working towards getting ripped myself for a few months now.
is he a twink what the frick
Did you think someone who primarily models dickgirls for his porn would be built?
Gotta keep that pooper fresh and clean!
do you think he fantasizes about ariral tongues in his ass
Huh, he has a very similar body type as me. I was expecting him to be some kind of hairy slightly chubby russian guy, though good for him for not being that.
>voices of discord
may they all join the percentage
sorry, i prefer sex with arirals
human
men
thats what she looks like?
eeww
*fixes your model*
ez
Would nuke from orbit
Nuh uh sweetie. She/they is stronger than 10000000 nukes.
a little better. multi breasts are weird
Only if u r gae
gross
picrelated is the best
i wonder what the final model will look like
If this was the model I would definately be more hostile to the arirs.
Not like you can do anything to them.
>no one replies to his shitty image so he makes it the OP
Frick off moron
Hey man, they're both HMOFA bait
Relax
It's from a movie for wee babies.
thats ariral propaganda
>Tall alien lady race with furry features
>Ariral's obsessed with "shrimps"
>Scratazon's obsessed with "nuts"
The connection is there tbh. You could consider a joke being that they're awfully similar by those factors alone.
Kel would be better as a girl being spitroasted by futa Ariral's
What does the microwave do?
Put your plushies in there.
>Try and move desk
>It keeps flipping to the wrong position each time
Bro I'm trying to move it like a whole inch what the frick
crouch and push for small adjustments
The desks are weird.
>SO HERE I AM
>DOIN EVERYTHING I CAN
>Daily task is ANYTHING outside the red circle
Sorry homosexual not today!
the frick else are you doing with your day loser?
Trashmaxxing and feeding shrimp to my plushies.
Pöööööösaaaaaayyy ripped
how the frick are you supposed to get the shit outside the fence other than going all the frickin way to where the tree clips the fence open?
hook
I might be a little moronic, mucho appreciated
still need to get the yellow and pink argemias
and i swear i heard there was a sixth one
sorted from easiest to hardest
red, blue, green, nuclear, pink, orange-blue
>pink
>that high
It's the easiest Nuclear Argemia to get. I'm inclined to say it's even easier to get than green despite being invisible since it's right in front of the base.
>radar detects something by xray at night
>decide to set up a the good camera near xray
>turn it on
>cant see shit
do you basically need a spotlight in conjunction with cameras? every the camera night vision doesnt do much
i'm not going out at night myself to investigate
bump for help
im my experience even the good cameras do not work well in low light environments
the IR can kinda work its spotty at best, and its integrated flashlight is not that great
Black person Tango, Oscar, Quebec, and X-ray are easy as frick to reach. For Tango and Oscar you just follow the river near your base north east, staying on the south side of the river. For Quebec and XRay you just follow the river south west, staying on the north side of the river.
ariral gf who spends 16 hours each day tongue deep in your ass
Ariral plushies are just their spy cameras and by putting them inside the microwave you EMI the frick out of them, that's why arirs are mad at you
and you can't convince me otherwise
Big argie is watching.
>multiple entities appear from the south west
>start moving towards my base
>generator about to go down
>getting dark
im too hung over for this shit
How the frick does a thing like this come to be roommates with a fellow like Wolfgang?
Wolfgang doesn't really care unless it's pumpkin related. And Antibreather probably isn't motivated to kill Wolfgang either.
>tv only supports mp4s
Well I guess this is worthless, who the frick has downloaded a torrent that wasn't mpv in the last 10 years?
The help box said that it can't support streams that use API so where can I find something cozy like a 24/7 Twilight zone stream?
just use ffmpeg
Webm for Lazy's has mp4 conversion which is neat. Do wish the game accepted webms however.
wasnt this game supposed to be horror or am i thinking of something else
OJOJOJOJOJOJOJOJOJ
>hasn't streamed in 20 days
OJOJOJOJOJOJ
He's on another feentaneel binge
and a little meecrosleep
he made a rule he needs to return with best of 2022. doesn't make him work more effectively doe
>furgay /gen/ threads up for literal weeks
no furry
arir nice
Is there a way to rotate items while you grab them?
M2
aliens aren't furry, they have no fur.
it has fur and whiskers you moron. Why even get defensive about that part
>it has fur
nope
whether you call yourself a furry or scaly or anything else you're still a loser degen coomer. I hope you are underage or else you should seriously have a nice day from shame
i accept your concession
ditto, troon
i don't even want to frick these things, i just want one as a pet
>it has fur
wrong moron
>whiskers
Which food item is the most efficient use of my money?
Shrimp.
Hope you like food tolerance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GIWTWM
imagine the sex
>complains about non-human entities in alien game thread
you will never be a janitor
I'm complaining that the alien game turned out to be coomer bait for moronic Black folk
I wanted a good alien game so fricking bad and instead you stupid homosexuals tricked me into downloading power wash simulator with epic memes. Frick you, freak
turn on the game(that you definitely have installed), and go take a screenshot of an ariral. I'll wait. You'll be able to do that right?
how about you talk about the video game instead of posting fanart of something that totally isn't in the game
That's why the threads are nothing but artwork of this creature right? Because it's not in the game? Just pure coincidence that it's spammed I guess
Black person we are talking about video game and shit happening in it, you're the only one frothing about furries here and arirals are dev's favorites that's why there's so much art, moron
There is literally a single post in this thread discussing a video game mechanic
I mentioned this before, but one of the main issues with the core formula is that Signal Simulator already did it. Signal Simulator was the whole hard sim up until the discovery of aliens, then aliens. So people who just want a 1:1 of that are best off going to Signal Simulator. This project has always been an odd bastard, because it's the core of Signal Simulator, the burden of going BEYOND Signal Simulator, and it's being done by a developer who has his own OCs he likes to play around with. And it was, in part, conceived as a pet project to explore and expand on a particular OC of his.
That noted, I saw arirals start getting posted at around the same time as whatever these things are.
I posted her series in the hmofa thread a while back, alongside some arirals. Artist hasn't done anymore of her afaik. Catgirls have always been a popular alien type.
Play in Ambience Mode then, moron.
*seduces you*
Slow thread today
man I kinda don't wanna reach the last day of the demo because I don't want the fun to end, I know it goes indefinitely after that but feels like there'd be nothing much to look forward too after a time
next update soon
New area looks nice
How soon we talking?
the paypiggy test build is already out so it cant be that long
>it cant be that long
Oh you wish.
SHIT
How close is it to completion
just gimme a rough guess
You need to feed them some shrimp.
Yes
Jokes aside, there isn't really an estimate for when nose finishes these updates. He simply adds what he thinks fit into an update of its content size, then ships it.
is it due to bugfixing, or do they keep adding new things? i can only go off the changelog, but that's a bit out of date
>is it due to bugfixing, or do they keep adding new things?
yes.
Voices of the fishy fishy soon
you can have more (You)s when you go get a screenshot of the furry baddy no no!!
>he won't talk about the game because he's too busy defending his fanart collection
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yoooooo the fanart gonna be fire no cap
getting my dick out for this one bros can't wait to jerk off more
isnt that a sneak peak of an enemy?
https://files.catbox.moe/fbf9k8.jpeg
hmmmmmmmmm
I'd frick it
scared stiff!
A-Anon? I just opened it during a power outage, how fricked am I?
This is probably gonna be added in the next update (hence why it's a Model viewer and not a video)
But I opened the bunker and there was just a fake door and a bunch of garbage and books. I even busted the wood off the door and couldn't open it, so I reloaded my save as to not waste all those points to password changer cost.
>Bunker opened on day 3
Does this mean anything?
Also, I'm getting an error saying "Max Cart" when I try to purchase literally fricking anything. I tried waiting until the next day but that didn't solve anything.
GRUG
GRUG
GRUG
Thanks for the seizure, assho
Just ate a random yellow mushroom on the ground, how fricked am I?
🙂
you'll be fine though you shouldn't eat anything growing on the ground of your base
Reminder: do your trashmaxing before it gets taken away
15 credits
You'd thing the person buying my trash would me more concerned about the number of bones I keep throwing in there.
What small features or changes would you like to see in a future update? I for one would like to see a customizable coffee mug.
ATV fixes
I got a couple of modular and small camping related ideas i gotta draw at some point soon.
Remove food tolerance
its an experimental feature in the patreon build, makes food fricking trivial with the MRE barrel.
Getting food should be trivial in a setting where you have a personal delivery drone
Wasn't saying it as a bad thing, I fricked myself over a few times because of the autistic food tolerance system. I've already gotta worry about aliens ass raping me and keeping the generators running, shouldn't have to worry about fricking meal prepping too.
Mostly waiting on the greys because I want to see more actual threats. The game has great horror atmosphere but so far nothing seems to actually make good on the threatening atmosphere. Having creatures lurk around your base at night so you can spy on them with cameras. Maybe some mannequins that actually attack you so they're more than just free trash.
>customizable coffee mug
customizable dakimakura
Add more jumps + fun terrain for the ATV
Here's my 2 cents
>Arir daki
>Thumb tack packs for pinning paper/pictures
>post it notes
>TV and radio can only play streams, a seperate DVD player and CD player, play MP3s/MP4s
>Explosives/explosions temporarily knock down most unkillable enemies so there's actually a purpose to them
>Custom matresses/beds
>Ability to pin flags to Kerfus
>My milk crate idea from the last thred
>"befriending" Talls makes them less hostile but shorts more hostile and vice versa
>mirrors
>more hidden hard drives from the previous personnel in the area
>Patching the vent holes with wood boards actually stops rain from coming in
>cheaper wood boards and add plywood sheets
>Swiss hot chocolate
>edible items that increase fatigue
>beer/alcohol
>55 gallon drum that can be use to store water, fuel, or be used as a burn barrel for wood/coal
>lawnmower that can cut tall grass
got around to it
A trick track with ramps for the atv could be a fun add. or just ramps you can buy yourself.
A BB gun and targets of some kind would be fun too.
More importantly I'd like to see some things done with the telescope, more repeatable events, and small oddities like coming back to rearranged furniture or something.
Yeah a BB gun would be cool to have. Just set up some alien cutouts across the room and plink at them while waiting for signals to finish.
rework of the daily task system to include level 3's at a certain point as well as either increase profits to make it worth your time, or to reduce cost of a lot of shop items.
More signals that can just be audio fun of some flavor would also be good. Doesn't have to be events, just more variety so things aren't as tedious, though I suppose the daily grind for a good while and then something happening makes it all the more special and interesting.
make the picture frames digital screens so I can put funny gifs on them
I want seasons and seasonal events
This. I miss how clear and easy to see through the forest is after a bad sun.
A laptop that functions as a portable PC.
An Auto-Sort button for the inventory
dont think anyone posted this one yet?
he stubbed his toe
>me 3 months into dating my extremely undersexed femboy bf
i'm fine.
>Player shadow
>The Kel model is always doing an A pose
Is it really that hard to put a generic running animation on this thing?
>rigging a placeholder
This game is pretty fricking spooky
And nothing actually happened yet apart from a power failure, just me scanning deepspace for signals.
>tvs just don't work when running through proton on linux
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>nightmare of being crushed in a box
>suddenly power out
Shouldn't have ate those shrooms man
Still need an answer on why I keep getting a max cart error despite nothing being ordered.
Also why is there a gas chamber beneath the bedroom?
Only ever gotten there error from trying to buy an item box or larger decorations and trying to order something else. can you post a screenshot?
I ordered a few neet meals disks, then I ordered an item box. The box got queued but everything after that was blocked by "Max Cart". Even a day after the box was delivered, it's still saying that. If you want a screenshot just go to the blank store page and imagine a pop-up saying "max cart" and its the same shit you'd see on my screen.
Not sure then. Maybe turn off the in game pc and back on or quit game and load back in. Game is always a buggy mess.
I did in fact already try turning it on and off again
How did this game go from a faithful Signal simulator fan game to a game about a nerd being harassed by shrimp eating space babes?
The shrimp babes was why he wanted to make the game. Was planned from the start
Oh sweet a
>-nother unlikely game format that needs a competent copycat to do it justice
thread! Murder all furries; this game is dog shit
>Something is a foot.
>ack ack ack teuz iz roæ0
>ha ha ha toes is roaezero(?)
Are they trying to say their toes smell like roses?
Do you suppose?
I just found a dyson sphere looking thing that plays music. But when I process it it turns into static.
Processing certain signals destroys whatever was on them.
>power shuts off
>gen near base has a single red light
What do?
There are cables attached above the lights. Follow the cable above the red one.
WHO IS STEALING MY BATTERIES?
They roll, store them in something.
check underneath the table
Thoughts on human men?
I've had a blip at the riverside, coords x23.0y-57.0 for two days now. I ran over a mannequin that spawned in the woods when doing hashes earlier, and when I went out to look at the blip it respawned behind me again. I figured the gag was just when you went over to the blip the mannequin would drop it but it's following me around all the time now, and the blip is still there on the radar. Is it something else?
I found a shovel at TR2, do I have to dig there?
If these alien homosexuals don't stop fricking with my power when I'm almost done with my daily I'm gonna rape them
How do I repair the power? It doesn't let me interact with it even with the repair box
thats just the relay you diptard, the three lights correspond to the three transformers out around the map. Follow the powerlines to find them, or when the powers on use tr.check to see which one needs cycling then use sv.target "name" to put it on your compass like you do with the servers
Follow the powerlines that start above the red light, the toolbox is just for fixing the ATV, which you do by throwing the box at the front of it.
Adding to what the other anons are saying, you'll want to get into the habit of slapping that reset on the transformers whenever you're in the area because it's a massive pain in the dick when power goes down.
Who is he?
durge
The unreal editor icon for an actor.
goober.
I want his name to be Spaghetti.
Space dinosaur.
I thought that was the Bad Dragon logo.
TOTAL MANNEQUIN DEATH
Ganker I became a furry after going to a kids birthday party... There were people in disney costumes and there was someone ina Daisy Duck costume. She grabed my arm to take a picture and she was so warm and fuzzy. It was really confortable. Now imagine the sex. I think that's what furries think when they became furries.
WTF are these. I got half a heart attack when they came into view because I thought it was a gapping maw ready to eat me and I was driving directly at it.
I hate nighttime satellite repairs.
Those are our benefactors
Mutant paper airplanes, don't touch them.
Doesn't look like anything to me.
say goodbye to your virginity
interstellar sex worker transports
I may have trashmaxxed too hard
For your own safety, sell the box and order another one once it hits about 5000 weight in trash bags.
How does one trash max?
Is there a guide somewhere?
>get garbage bag roll
>wrap trash in garbage bag
>wrap a lot of shit
>even shred shit to wrap more shit
>get item box
>sell a frickton of trash for munnies
I got like 300 points after doing it, trashmaxxing is the real deal
I see
Do you buy garbage bag rolls from the shop?
They are on the Misc section
How do I toss things from my hands?
I'm stuck holding the luggage bag.
Alt+R to drop, or left mouse to throw. Play the tutorial, it explains most of the basic shit like that.
How much shrimp you think you'd have to trade to get ahold of a stealth suit that would fit a shortie?
>giving a Short indis-tech
you would need to discover a dimension made entirely of shrimp for that to happen
I got a garbage bag roll but I don't know how to actually pull an individual bag from it
you just use the roll on piles of trash and it decreases the roll count
ah I'm just moronic then
Thanks anon
you're not moronic, everything about how you interact with items and inventory in this game is obtuse, clunky and over complicated.
unironically it plays like a dark RP server, so very intuitive for a certain brand of moron (my brand)
you don't. you hold it in your hands and right click trash piles.
Hold it, then right click a trash pile.
The TRUE Trashmaxxer GOD Guide
>Buy woodchipper. Frick EVERYTHING else. Buy the damn woodchipper. There are MREs and burgers scattered around the map, you don't need to buy ANYTHING but the woodchipper.
>Buy garbage bag rolls
>Buy Clipboards
>Buy an item box
>Crumple every page of the Clipboard out
>Turn the woodchipper on, then "HOLD" a crumpled paper, and ALT+CLICK while facing the woodchipper input chute (you also need to be right next to it)
>A glitched box should appear and immediately start shredding itself. This box will spawn 10 piles of trash
>Bag up the trash
>Put the filled trash bags into the item crate (PROTIP: Never settle for less than 3000 pounds)
>Ship the filled item box as if it were a box of drives
>???
>Profit!
Woodchip trash.
Woodchip paper.
Woodchip boxes.
Woodchip furniture.
Woodchip MREs.
Woodchip drives.
Only woodchip the hotdog MRE
Thanks for the tips, Steve.
*bleep* *bleep* Pagefile death imminent, clear cache immediately!
i hate it when my ariral gf gets sweaty she fricking REEKS
>Ariral goes to spit on my penis for a blowjob
>Coughs up a hairball instead
i would be more worried of where that hair came from
considering they dont have any fur
story starts around day 10
dont forget to fix your servers
Uh, is this part of the story or is it because I ate the mushrooms...
you slept in too long
The birds have stopped chirping
>Arirals (allegedly) aren't compatable with humans due to being from completely different planets
>Both planets have genetically identical shrimp
Bold of you to assume they don't have it imported.
>Propaganda showing their leader worshiping a foreign life form they have to import
That seem unlikely.
Judging by the uniform, that looks more like an advertisement to be a delivery person.
Thats probably not Argemia
she almost exclusively wears a loose coat with no pants
So is it normal or is Argie just a weirdo who never wears pants?
>Kel can easily benchpress both of them
How does he do it?
He's simply built different
>see your radio float
>wow I need to put all my appliances on this floaty thing
was it autism?
They don't have fur. No fur, no hairballs.
maybe she ate her own hair
Why so I so bald?
Why am I so pig-like in appearance?
Because you are a Penny Arcade comic creator.
Even at risk of spoilers, around what day can I expect things to happen? Its day 9 and the only things that have happened are the power going out like twice and some trees on odd places, I tried going on foot at midnight for reports but I only hear ambiance/bait noises
So what's my next source of income once I've cleaned up every single piece of trash in/around my base and the transformer houses?
once you've gotten your systems leveled up to about mid-grade you can start shitting out drives like crazy. Easily several hundred points a night if the egg heads are requesting a decent amount of them.
by notepads. rip papers out and trashmax.
or just give Dr. Bao box full of level 3s and hate mail placed on top
Get a pencil and draw dicks on each paper too
Shred every loose piece of everything (drop it in an active woodchipper with alt+r from your hands to make glitched trash cubes worth 10-11 bags)
I think I took it too far.
Ariral theme song
Cat people run, run like the wind
Cat people screw, screw like the wind
They like Columbus, uhn
They get the bloodlust, uhn
Just like Columbus they get murderous on purpose.
Been forever since I last listened to Baby Cakes
The heat of the rice cooks the arir egg.
Why are Arirals even interested in Earth?
shrimp content
the entire cosmos seems interested in earth, specifically the spot kel is in. There's /something/ there.
really good chicken burgers
A buried and sleeping God who frankly doesn't want to be awoken by a bunch of aliens (humans are fine though)
According to the dev we are the only intelligent species (other than Rozitals) that they have discovered, despite scanning entire galaxies
also the only species they can pat (dev's own words)
that's silly
just about anything is open to scratches if you feed it enough
*only intelligent species they can pat
my point stands
insert soap bar in rozital interface port, enjoy pats
The puddy wants to pat my piddy?
>the aliens are here explicitly to headpat you
this magical realm is too powerful for me
GOD
>arirals want to pat humans
>tourists choose the most fricked up forest on the planet to hang out in
>where there is only one human around for miles
They're xenofrickers waiting for the perfect opportunity to make a move on Kel. This place is like a petting zoo to them but with potential for dick.
That's how the Talls are looking at it, at least. The Short is probably just relieved to be out of the City 17-tier shithole called home.
I also wouldn't be surprised if their interactions with Rozitals amount to most diplomatic relations or the Rozitals pointing to some awful shit they should stay away from then fricking off. Humans are probably a breath of fresh air.
it's kel himself
>even the greys want to ride kels dick
how does he do it
>The forest isn't paranormal at all, Kel just naturally attracts otherworldly b***hes
Judging by the notes left behind by the previous dude that was here, that's not the case. Kel is probably just lucky to not go completely insane after the first 2 weeks
>lucky
nose keeps saying it's his sheltered college femboy life that's made him resilient to corruption. (said corruption uses phycological trauma to corrupt people), and I don't have the heart to tell him that some sheltered femboy with an older french goth woman gf is actually MORE likely to get traumatised by the shit being thrown at him.
that's not gonna work, you gotta use an item box and then insert it into the box's inventory.
>an older french goth woman gf
wait what
Honestly if he wanted someone resistent to going insane around aliens he should have made Kel either a lifetime cryptid hunter/enthusiast who finally got some action, or another Gordon Freeman tier mute that just never gave a shit.
what the frick is that red thing
it's probably a tree or an acorn falling or something
i wouldn't worry too much about it, you're too paranoid
then why the frick is it getting closer?
as i said, it's probably a tree
i'd reccomend you not to think about that too hard
>why is it getting closer?
I wouldn't worry about it
It's a rock rolling down the hill obviously.
me
im coming over
frick you
Bring Pizza
it hasn't despawned. I'm gonna take a look at it, wish me luck bros.
found absolutely nothing.
>he doesn't know
put a camera there, see if you can find anything
Me
I'm lost as shit
its day 12
why is my fridge open
there is no more shrimp I fukcing KNOW i didn't finish it
what the frick
I am in awe at the size of this lad and decided to keep him as decoration.
jesus CHRIST
Mannequins and Kerfur Omega should be able to slip on banana peels.
Can someone explain this talls and shorts shit to me please
I would, but typing out the lore is physically painful for me. 1/8th of the arirals are tall, super-advanced, and worship the dev's fursona as their absolute leader. The rest are midgets because of malnutrition and live in societal conditions that are basically North Korea.
Your autistic lore dump, sir
We will ally with the shorts and then bomb the talls
how do we do that?
more importantly how the frick would we wage war against the talls?
Arirals confirmed don't like british "people"
Is this larping supposed to be fun? Do zoomers really
>all this autistic cross posting from discord to Ganker, Ganker to discord
I love this game but some of you morons reek of newbie
Tbf these are the only 2 places where info on the game and its devs get dumped reliably.
I probably should've clarified, the dropping of snippets from the discord isn't awful. It's just the gays taking LE EPIC GankerNER screenshots to talk about in the discord. Just turns into a revolving door of autism instead of lore dumps.
I am literally the only person posting to the discord. All the others over there either use Ganker but don't look at the threads (5 whole members probably), and the rest are all scared of the funny basket weaving forum because all they know is /misc/.
>and the rest are all scared of the funny basket weaving forum because all they know is /misc/
A good a reason as any to keep that place around.
I literally don't, if its about discord screenshots being posted in the thread then I see nothing but content, lore shit, making fun of them and generally their oc.
If it's about thread screenshots in the discord why the frick would I care, I am not in the disc*rd.
There also was a Patreon leaker, but he seems to have stopped posting. I hope he didn't get banned.
what the frick are you even talking about, there's people taking screenshots of this thread and posting them on the discord, and you are mad at the thread for this?
has anyone found a glitch or something that lets you break out of a wisp attack?
i want to subsist off my own severed limbs
>Garbage Bag Simulator
You control the trash you bag
trashmaxxing is bugging out for me and I get insane amounts of trash hahaha
everything I throw into the woodchipper turns into this giant cube
Dr. Jerkoff told me to get the gun and ammo from the garage but I did a clean sweep when I started, all there was was an ammo box.
Start praying.
Frick it I don't give a shit, I'm big chilling and watching TPB because it was the only thing I had downloaded that's 4:3
>he doesn't know
oh no no no
you wouldn't shoot your alien catwife for giving you a lil mauling, just a tiny bit of bonebreaking.
is there a trick to add music to the radio?
I added the link to youtube into the online.txt but it only says "loading"
I cant figure out how to get rid of trash
I put it all in a 4x4x4 box but the drone doesn't want it.
did you buy an item box or a cardboard box?
Cardboard box 4x4x4
Buy an item box, scroll down on the essentials page of the store.
So then what the hell is this carboard box worth 100 points for?
Does crafting work? Trying to scrap shit like how the book on top of the worktable is saying and not sure how do it. Just want a clean base.
Does this work for the big pieces of trash that you can't stuff in your inventory?
So much for the rifle. This game is a lot more funny than scary.
Do you mean the loose "liquid" trash? Buy a trash bag roll, hold it, and right click the trash. That'll bag it and then you can sell it. I don't think crafting is actually in the game yet, but if you put trash on top of the workbench you can compact like trash together. I don't know if it's worth it, I just throw all my shit in the item box and sell it.
I think the next level of cleanliness is getting all the dirt and shit off the walls and floors but I have no idea. I bought the last two unnamed items in one of the store lists thinking it was a mop and bucket, but it was a mop and dust broom. Am I really gonna have to pay 300 bucks for a mop?
>Am I really gonna have to pay 300 bucks for a mop?
Hold the sponge from the bathroom like a physics object and jiggle it on the stains with your scrollwheel, it's faster than the mop.
FYI the sponge from the store does not work
As I found out right after reading your post, I don't know what happened to the shower sponge. I remember sticking it in the bucket with the soap.
Oh well, filthy floors and walls it is. I gotta save up and buy that ATV solar upgrade and get a drone, more important.
If I fly this drone out to look at blips, am I ever going to actually see anything? I must have investigated 20+ radar blips and I've never found a goddamn thing, the only reason I even found the roadside picnic is because I imagine the game shut down servers specifically to get me into the area.
is there any way to open the brick wall in the basement?
Jump down the hole at 3:33.
you have to fall off the ladder/ragdoll down the hole at 3:33 am. it's really not worth it.
Ariral sex?
Where are the blenders?
It's obvious this could be a H game with lots of ariral sex
silence fish, kel only loves his robot wife kerfus
you know why they come to earth
https://squarezeb.github.io/VOTV-Secrets-Website/index.html
Saw this get posted today. Dont go there if you care about spoilers. But its way better/more documented database than the EternityDev wiki
so how hard do the guys in charge of the stuff you sell seethe when kel sends them 100 kilos of trash?
All the trash actually has alien cum in it that they sell to the Chinese as a healing supplement
>start game
>do daily tasks, 2 level 0 drives and 2 hash codes from servers
>do both
>failed task emails from both doctors
is this normal or am I fricking up? for hashcodes I do "name" [one space] "hashcode" and for drives I usually have them prepared so they're ready as soon as I get the email. do the drives need to be created on the same day?
drives just have to be the correct level and have a green light. can't sell copies which are yellow ones
for hashcodes you just have to hit the template button and then fill in the blanks
Put in another 3 level 0 drives, all green lights. Got another message saying "I don't hear anything maybe it got corrupted". Does saving a copy to the computer frick this up or can you have it both on the PC and the drive?
you will get an email that verifies if your daily task was completed and that's all that matters. your colleagues will just email shit like that to you, as long as you got your points you can ignore them.
make sure you put the piece of paper with the codes on top of the box before you call the drone. and if you’re talking about the emails that say “the drive was empty” i think that stops once you get to level 1 tasks. you still get your reward if that happens.
I had a powerfailure and could get into the bunker
how do I open that door
you don't
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Which Ice Age movie is this from?
One of the Scrat shorts. Spaced Out.
>The way she lovingly nuzzles the nut
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Thanks. Those xeno chicks are hot
Gunna put a looping mp4 of them on my TV in the game.
Hopefully it won't make the Ariral's seethe.
this is healthy
>putting MREs in the fridge
anon... I...
uh oh, is that bad?
they have an indefinite shelf life
oh, yeah fair enough
Argemia will lose to the wiener, you cannot beat the wiener, it's a known fact.
whats the deal with the tv head girl
I like it when it rains in the game
AND I FRICKING DON'T! BEING STUCK TO ADJSUT THE FREQUENCY AND POLARITY
Bro, your storm filter?
like i have enough money for that
im saving for kerfus
?si=Jn7oWzvin5xLonYR
Whenever it rains in my game, the rain happens inside.
did anyone else make their own map? i could never save up enough points for the digital version before becoming a trash dealer.
map is kind of pointless for satellites when you can just sv target everything
Frick no.
Even before I had a digital map I would use the physical map to plan my moves in sequence of the most optimal path and then note it down in my notebook (always with me) and then just sv.target my way to each.
Even after I nailed a digital map to my ATV I still did it that way.
lmao just sv_target [satalite name] and the compass will point towards it. If you are launching the game through steam, you can make use of the Steam overlay notes that you can pin on the screen as you play. You can change the notepad's transparency too if you find it to be too much in the way
>not using a diagetic notepad
casul
>diagetic notepad
What's that?
One that physically exists in-game.
i already know about the target stuff. i've made the map more as a way to keep track of where i need to go to fix stuff or get hashes like
did
When I started playing I drew a simple copy of the map in the base and added points of interest as I found them.
Now I've played enough to not need a map or even sv.target anymore.
I made a shitty map on real life paper to help plan out my fixing/hashing routes while I'm driving, it was useful back when I had server stability low as frick
Sounds pointless. Just run in the direction of the compass. No need for any planning. Also, you are probably saving more time in just running on foot, due to how shit the controls are on the ATV and also having to waste money on repairing and fueling it regularly. Once you get the gravity gun just jump and shoot in the other direction for a speed boost when running on foot. Also, once you get Kerfus that map becomes 100% pointless because all you have to worry about are the Transformers
why yes, let me mindlessly do xray tango lima victor because that's the order each of them caught my eye doing sv.ping while looking for my next sv.target, flitting all across the map multiple times, instead of planning a somewhat proper lima xray victor tango route in advance so I know exactly what to sv.target at each stop
>kerfus
>spoiler
you do know we are talking early game right? of course planning is going to be useless by the time you get either of those you nitwit
My method saves much more time and money than yours and also one gets to see more shit you would've otherwise missed because you're trying to do the least amount of traveling as possible. Early game doesn't last long enough to be worth pulling up in-game papers and drawing maps(lmao). It's not hard nor a bad idea to get kerfus early so you don't have to spend so much time doing the least fun thing in the game (fixing satalites). And I think one only gets up to two satellites to check each day so it doesn't matter what kind of route you are plotting because it's only two stops
thats cute
No but I did take a pic with the digital camera of the one on the wall and printed it out as a backup in case I lose my digital map.
ain't the map on the wall backwards to frick with the player?
Only if you are dumb enough to not see the compass marker in the corner and still haven't learned to target.
Day 15 and the game is too much of a hassle, i hate the gameplay and the scary AYYs are just furshit. Shame.
Gloria sex
agreed
the idea is nice but gameplay is moronic as frick
the customization of your battlestation is a nice touch but not fully realized
the route to the different servers to fix them is a hassle and just annoying as frick
Such a cozy game
ariral foot massages
uhhhh bros? its day 15 and the game hasn't let me save since 00:00
Everything's fine, go outside.
day has passed and nothing's fricking happened. i still can't save or sleep.
help
I thought this game was about disturbing phenomena while working an isolated job, but it’s a fetish thing?
>getting filtered by basic math
how is this wrong?
|3-4| = |-1| = 1
5
7
1
1
9
9
8
4
When it's negative it just starts counting up backwards. It doesn't wrap around to 9.
>When it's negative it just starts counting up backwards. It doesn't wrap around to 9.
ooooh its the absolute value i wasn't getting at.
Absolute value. 6 - 7 = -1. So the answer is 1, similarly if 6 + 7 = 13, the answer is 3.
>3-4 = -9
AMERICA FRICK YEAH
I'm here to play a video game about sexo aliens not do a math homework
Why do I keep seeing people struggle with this? It's literally just basic addition and subtraction except if it goes about 10 you drop the 1 and if it goes in the negative you just drop the negative symbol. My fricking 6 year old niece can do this shit
i just absolutely suck with math, i can't do the overflow thing at all when i have to keep more than one number in my head
Are you like... you know... functional*?
the autism i have didn't make me a mathematical genius
It's simple math man c'mon
just imagine you start with 5, then you have to add like 8 to that, so i start counting up but then i've already forgot the 5 so the overflow thing becomes difficult
when you see a - just take it as the difference between the two numbers you see, the order doesnt matter
|5-2|=|2-5|
i don't understand how that makes it easier
Just look at it like this
9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
If the answer is in the negatives, count backwards from 0 rather than wrapping around. And if the answer is double digits drop the first digit.
i still have to keep both the current number in my head and the amount that's left, shit's hard
W-What? Anon, what are you talking about? There's only one number and it's the solution.
when you're adding something you have to add one to the first variable and remove one from the second, keeping count on both is too hard for me
I genuinely, actually, honestly have no idea what the frick you're talking about, anon. Like, for real. 2+2=4. 4 is the answer. What second number???? WHAT ARE YOU REMOVING??????????
in this case it's easy but as an example
you have numbers 2 and 2
then you have numbers 3 and 1
then you have numbers 4 and 0
the calculation is complete
Anon, you're giving ME autism. What the frick is going on?
how else are you gonna add x to y without moving them over gradually unless you're a super genius
This really isn't super genius stuff man, no offense. I'm glad you're able to live your life like that though.
maybe i just never learned how to do math, i dunno. i almost always use a calculator even for the most simple single digit things.
and i also do programming as my main hobby funnily enough
Don' worry, I don't think you're stupid or anything. Certain people simply struggle with certain processes, usually because they didn't learn an easier process as a kid and it stuck. I can't program for shit but simple arithmetic like that is easy for me.
The future is bleak and pajeet.
Sounds like someone needs an education.
How is this game gameplay wise? I'm not asking you, EDAnon, since you are clearly biased.
i'm pretty sure it's a baldi's basics clone. look for gameplay yourself and see if it's for you
Ballbustingly hard, but arguably his best non-VOTV game.
Don't worry about it, I struggle myself too and need to count this shit.
A fricking moron doesn't even need to do that stupid shit.
I fricking failed almost every math class I ever got graded on and had absolutely 0 issue with the servers. I only fricked up once so far.
Me + Ariral = Sex
ho yes, you're going to have sex
me and you both
Is the metal detector even worth it? What the hell does it even do?
Any other tools or upgrades that are must-haves?
>Turn around
>See a mannequin behind me fall over half way through a frozen step
>Pick it up and carefully put it down right way up on a flat bit of ground
Take care little buddy.
I just broke all the boards sealing the rusted bunker doors. How fricked am I?
don't worry about it
>go to menu and reset ATV
>load the game
>it's not in the garage
What could be the cause?
I confused myself doing this for an hour once, before I realised I forgot to hit apply.
You reset the ATV, anon. It has returned to its base elements.
DAMN YOU UNIVERSE
GIVE ME BACK MY ATVEEEEEEEEE
wait until the aliens take it.
I mean why are you resetting it in the first place? As long as it hasn't fallen out of the world it should be on your radar. You can also sv.target Vehicle
Damn, you're smart. I like you.
No problem homie
bros whatever you do don't type vargfren into the console a hideous creature appears if you do
ojojojoj
Check the toilet
AHHHH I DID IT
IM SO SORRY
FORGIVE MEEEEEE
I can't remember the last time a game caught my interest like this.
It took me a while to learn how the frequencies work, but now I have a steady workflow. I have done limited exploring, but god damn there is something so satisfying about this game.
Why does Nose do everything so we can't frick Arirals?
no sex
Only the strongest deserve Arir pusspuss. The weak will not survive
blue ball master
Why doesn't she wear bra(s)? I think Arirals should have sports bras under their labcoats.
Actually they shouldn't, sorry I am gay and dumb
Don't you understand the allure of implication? The accentuation of the body by tight-fitting clothes? There could be anything under that sports bra, even breasts.
but I know that breasts are there, I can see them
>Finally get around to buying the radio
>Just throw a bulk of random music I have in there to see if it works
>Click a song and enable shuffle to see how it transitions to the next
>Rearranging tables and shit when the song ends, but it was one of those mp3s with 30 seconds or so of silence
>figure the radio bugged out or something so I finish moving the table first
>Anti gravity event hits and all my furniture starts floating with a blue light
>next song on the radio starts
>it's Money For Nothing by the Dire Straights
>Didn't even realize it, just heard "I want my MTV" coming from what sounds like the arir UFO outside
>Confused as frick
>Thought it might be some gag where they came for my ATV and spliced the lyrics
>Didn't realize it was coming from the radio until the ship fricked off
>someone actually drew it
Hell yes
Also there's no spoken word of any sort in the game. At least not that I've found.
The Joelshroom you can purchase from the shop says "Too many mushrooms" if you interact with it, and the Kerfur goes "Meow!" when you pat it
What a comfy jobbie experience
hey i recognise this hentai
>Get my systems rekt by catching a signal I shouldn't have
>Half of the home servers are down
>Half of the sat servers are down
>Calibration is fricking decimated
>Spend the entire day fixing it
>Get back to actually working
>The first signal I find is something clearly unnatural
not again...
As you should, it's great.
SCRATAZON SUPREMACY
>you're telling me... a shrimp, fried this rice?
it's been two in-game days and i can't save or sleep. i tried going outside for a bit, scanning for more signals and waiting till i pass out from exhaustion, but nothing seems to work. what do?
at this point seems it's just a bug and you got unlucky
at that point i'd suggest reloading the save. something must've gone wrong. maybe your game is bugged if you haven't been able to save for two whole days
AAAAHHHHH FRICK THEYE HERE IT STARTED.
>airstrike
If only things were that simple.
I'll make them simple, the gloves are hereby off.
You can not shrimply krill the aliens
I have successfully pacified the enemy. As a peace tribute they have offered me some kind of comic strip.
Its a heads up to the gifts theyre sending you
I hope you like balls
You would do well to take that message to heart.
And stop reading it backwards, silly.
Aliens are from the moon so you read it like a manga. Have some faith in me for god's sake, I'm a scientist.
You know what? I don't like the new neighbours, even if their missile-manga was cool.
forgot my pic.
A good day of trashmaxxing.
I would try to play the game normally but where's the fun in that?
>playing free games...
>>>
as opposed to paying 70 bucks for a shitty game? i think i'll take the free indie game
spoken like a true pcgay
This shitty, free furry-fetish game is somehow more entertaining than most AAAslop I’ve played this year.
I honestly didn't expect the sandbox and horror genres to mix so well
Ariral google doc is outdated, by the way.
Good to hear because Ariral lore fricking sucks, but the
>It's not super wrong
part raises some red flags, as in I'm dubious that new lore is much better.
I just hope he tones down their opness, everything else is alright
Nah
all the lore about indis and vacuum decay comes directly from his posts and not the doc
Their OPness is still canon, but there are probably details that the doc is missing that have been elaborated on thanks to these threads.
>go several days without sending anything off/buying anything from the shop
>get concerned email asking for kel's status
>continue radio silence
>the emails keep coming
>they're getting angry, the concern is replaced with intense annoyance and mentions of funding
>continue radio silence
>bao sends you his very first "welcome dipshit get me those fricking hash codes" email again
>they sent someone to replace you
>it's another dr kel
That's just Moon
They are growing in numbers.
Now make them grow in size.
Not until I get nuclear blue.
This is going to suck.
why are they glowing
They took the vaccine.
They're nuclear.
They're wild.
They're breaking up inside.
somewhat new to the game but was playing with a buddy and had a fun start, this shit is great
>friend is doing tutorial and gets to the server console
>immediately types in "sv_cheats 1"
>the console actually responds with "lmao no"
and that was how I knew I was in for a good time.
Later on, on my own playthrough:
>find a box of ammo in the base
>the info mentions "ok now go find a gun :)"
>literally the next day, one of the stations station I get assigned to go get the hash code for (the Lima station) has a fricking rifle in the corner
>pick it up and instantly left click without thinking, immediately blowing myself out of the tower from the recoil/explosion/whatever the frick that was and ragdolling all the way back down
peak comedy
>try tutorial
>sudden footsteps
does the game have any jumpscares?
like one or two
one is in the tutorial
two that I can think of. one is an easter egg that you have to know how to do it, the other is in the tutorial
Very, very little. Like, I can only think of two.
never give up
Can you use the drone to knock it off?
not anymore
You will be milked.