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What do you do when there are no events going and your signals are downloading?
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clean, feed erie, randomly wander around the base, organize the fridge, buy random shit from the store, stuff like that.
>feed erie
The 'plushie' or omega version? I gave the default erie a chicken nugget but it doesn't eat
the plushie. give her a pencil and piece of paper.
That's what I was missing
Let's see how the bawd likes a wheel of it.
i didnt even realize there was an entire cheese crafting mechanic until i found out about the erie plush thing.
What does feeding erie do? is the plush sentient? is this how she got down from the computer when I found her sitting on the floor that one time?
feeding erie brings her to life, she'll wander around your base doing super cute little dances and picking up objects and running around with them. she can pick up the frickin vending machine. you can also feed her but im not really sure what it does, maybe makes her less likely to grab shit?
That sounds cute and funny for a while and then incredibly annoying
you will eventually pick her up and throw her bodily into the storage closet and board up the door, yes.
I can't feed her, does it only work on the plush pre kerfur transformation?
give her a pencil and a piece of paper.
oh, it only works on the plush version, yes. once you use the plush to make an omega kurfur its just an omega kurfur with an erie skin.
Watch the furry porn I put on the plasma TV
I post in the Ganker thread
Is there anything urgent I'm missing in the dupe build over the experimental one? 7zip keeps shitting the bed and can't extract exe files without a "crc error".
A couple of.... ehhh I guess minor fixes? One being all the radar dish doors will be permanently open if you load a save in the non-dupe build, which doesn't really DO anything but is an obvious bug. Otherwise I don't think there's much different
the two major things
1. the dupe bug is pointed out to you, so you can go grab watever was duplicated.
2. omega kerfus can now pathfind to broken servers
>>>/vg/
Wandering around with metal detector and fishing but fish around this place are kinda weird
Can anyone tell me what happened?
Was out by the transformer with all the trash in it. Finished bagging it up just as the sun started to raise. Watching it happily, was quite scenic. Suddenly some weird crunch and screen turns black. Can't do anything but close game and reload.
When you say the screen turns black, do you mean the UI disappears and everything?
Everything disappeared, total darkness, can't escape menu out, no sound. Tried to stay or walk for a few minutes since I mistook dust on my screen for some distant pixels to walk toward.
Since there was a crunch before that I think it might have been an attack, not a bug. But I dunno.
Also not certain if there was always an "OMEGA WARNING" on starting the game or not.
yeah you definitely got jumped by a wisp.
a black or white wisp snuck up on you probably
>unlock door to send kerfus out
>the moment it opens screen starts shaking and flashing blue
>can pause
i am afraid to unpause. what the frick is happening?
oh, its just you.
fricking shorts.
>What do you do when there are no events going and your signals are downloading?
Stick glowsticks around on things, clean and think about how I want to decorate. Sometimes I go do the transformers. If you put one of each glowstick on the crafting table it will put them all together to make a cycling RGB gamer glowstick, that's fun.
how do I decompile the game so I can play on those untitled testing maps?
>See something pop up on radar
>"time to go alien hunting"
>drive around for 10 minutes not finding shit
>return home empty handed
does the handheld map help triangulating where I am when I'm out and about? I have a feeling im in the wrong spot any time I try to find an entity.
the handheld map tells you your exact cords.
do note: a lot of radar pings are false positives
so watch the map for a moment to see if it sticks around or not
>do note: a lot of radar pings are false positives
they're not false positives, the trees will move and those generate pings.
yes, false positive.
who do you think i am, the lorax? i dont give a damn about the trees. id burn down the forest if i could
>who do you think i am, the lorax? i dont give a damn about the trees.
You ought to start caring as of this update.
>who do you think i am, the lorax? i dont give a damn about the trees. id burn down the forest if i could
Wisps are moving to your location as we speak.
I see. I did get fricking jumped by one gaylien, homosexual ran up to me and clotheslined me off of my atv and scared the hell out of me.
A lot of pings are small items, like pine cones or cool light tubes.
>go to exact radar ping coords
>nothing but a fricking tree
>throw map at it
>it goes through the fricking tree
>walk through tree
>it dissappears as I turn around
a fricking GHOST TREE emitting a radar ping?
Some one found out how to make more radioactive capsules. inb4 REDDIT!
https://www.reddit.com/r/Voicesofthevoid/comments/1b6owl4/recipe_how_to_craft_radioactive_capsule_and_cave/
Or just simply start a new game and transfer the actual capsule over with the mailbox
>Just go mining in the randomly generated cave system
So much of this game seems like a huge shitpost if you dont know
I want to put these cat things in a woodchipper
>3D print catfish
>Drag in front of base
>Put skulls in pentagon
>Put catfish in chipper
So they know to stay away.
So do arirals kill you now?
Death by snusnu
With head trauma, probably.
They still kill you the same ways they would before, microwaving a plushy, if you throw something at them, if you steal something and are too aggressive about keeping it.
yes, because you broke their heart
Oh, uh, hi there, didn't realise this seat was taken
He starts asking you quiz questions i'd advise running anon
Dr Bao sell agent orange yet?
thanks mr pyramid for getting rid of the glowing orbs that kept breaking in and killing me
>wrong hash again
I'm going insane. How do I craft omega kurfur, frick hashes. All my homies hate hashez
my tower ran away 🙁
Wouldn't have happend if you did your hashes right
I really want to do an edit of CIA powerstancing with the red ariral replacing CIA, the plane being a triangle ship and Smee and Maimen being the blue ariral and a picnic blanket, with the text "DR KEL θuduil Ack Ack Ack"
but I'm too fricking shit at drawing
>daily tasks changed to last until the player completes them in the first week
>Dr. Bao or someone else mailing you an item box + garbage bags + an email saying you should clean up to show new players that garbage is a good source of points
>pop up menus for base upgrades explaining what they do
imo I think these would be a good addition to the game so the player is less encouraged to google everything because of how obtuse and confusing the game is at first
Back in my day there were no explanations for anything and no dataminers making wikis in nanoseconds for advertising revenue and we got on fine, zoomers are the problem, let them drown in it
>Back in my day there were no explanations for anything
yeah because that was intentional to pad game time and sell manuals but lets ignore that
>sell manuals
They game with the game nig-ret-buddy
>he actually thinks anyone bought Prima guides
This, we went to the store and looked at the magazine in the stand for the part you were stuck at then went home
Thanks for linking the posters
>6 breasts
not for me but cute either way
There are femboy posters for researchers such as yourself as well
Is this new
Also when's Bao gonna catch on to how much toilet paper Kel orders? Zex should just send him some panties already.
It's a custom poster. The coombaiting of the arirals isn't that blatant, yet.
Why would you order toilet paper
>t. ranjesh
Why would a lonely horny otaku neet like Kel want a shit load of disposable paper
He just blasts on the floor dude have you seen how he lives
Kinda fricking animal doesn't wipe his dick after?
The kind with a big shower/pool combo in his goon cave
The kind who enjoys his post nut clarity with a live wienerroach
The kind whose underwear serves as the perfect tissue
>Ariral beaten to death with Kel's patented starchy codpiece
If the 50 layers of gooncrust doesn't bludgeon them to death the stench will put them into a lethal coma afterwards.
>trash and mushrooms around his base
>eats burgers off the floor
>wienerroaches
>Never cleans
Truly he is a chosen of Nurgle.
why is there a giant brown stain under the bed anyways?
link?
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1L554ZjiCXTnACIX_wxcraki-mrP8cgpl
i just started and feel so overwhelmed entering the base for the first time.
I just killed myself dragging the vending machine.
thats hilarious because thats how I got my first death. Turn off physics damage in the menu
>Turn off physics damage in the menu
Don't do this unless you're a spineless fricking homosexual
>dies 37 times to props bugging out
nah Im good
made it up the vents and was disappointed
you have no idea how dissappointed I was to find out dr. kel's model isnt otacon when I looked at myself with a camera
the mod for that was actually finished yesterday
>flying home with gravity gun
>inventory's pretty loaded so its nailed to my flying machine
>autosave stutter happens
>flying machine breaks apart, including the gravity gun
its near the base at least, but holy hell its going to be annoying looking for that damn thing.
If you can't find it you can copy your save file, rename it to s (for sandbox), load it in sandbox mode and delete the foliage
difficult part is that the rest of the crime scene is right here.
but where's the gun?
Gone down the river I bet
dunno if it floats but i'll check, first place i checked when crashing was the immediate downflow of the river
think i can rule out the river.
somehow ended up all the way over here.
Who the frick is cutting the grass on the base?
The 50 roombas I chucked off the balcony at 4 am
sandbox.
hhhhhow did you remove trees and grass pls
Kinda wish there was at least one shitty asphalt road to the main gate, it'd look neat. Especially if it was cracked and overgrown, but maybe I played too much darkwood.
He's planning a full on map rework, with paved roads.
Wouldn't that also require redoing every event?
Now you see why it's taking so long.
There really should be one. Makes no sense having paved parking lot and a loading bay with only ATV trails.
How do I get in? I HAVE to CLEAN...
beat up the door.
>Kel can rip apart a metal door
The ariral yogurt is doing mad work.
Spank that door like it's your cat wife
should i go out and look for dem aliumz at night or hunker down and wait for a visit
go to the cave at sunset for a cake and ice cream 🙂
I just lost my ATV because I forgot escape doesn't pause when you're on it for the billionth time
you can target it with the console in the server room.
>escape doesn't pause when you're on it
I keep doing this too and never learn
>try to move vending machine in the break room to another room
>gets stuck, can't move it
>try to move soda machine in the hall
>wedges under another cieling like the vending machine
>both vending machines now blocking paths and are completely immovable
there's no remedy for this other than deleting items is there frick me
slam the toolbox into the vending machines.
Use the toolbox, it is VERY good at moving things
Holy shit thank you
Why the hell is it so strong, is this a SS13 reference or something
Man that'd be a subtle one, I think its weight its just some code jank but I'm glad its been left in
How do I make a cheese slice (which is apparently different from a wedge)? Wiki says ten cubes but that doesn't work.
take a cheese cube and use a kitchen knife on it. no need for the crafting bench.
Thanks
I'm deaf now btw
yeah, i think it literally gave me hearing damage.
to feed the little bastard hold food in your hand and left click on her with it btw, took me a bit to realize that one.
Good to know. I already got like 5 negative relations because I apparently always spike her into the ground after holding her
sometimes she'll just get negative rep for no reason as shes walking around, still havent figured out what causes that. i also propped open all my doors so she has a large area to wander in, but thats just my personal autism.
beware, she can and will mess up your entire base. dont get too attached to having things clean with a wandering erie.
She already destroyed my gamer den in my office and kerfus (ver sexo) already wanders the base messing everything else up and opening doors. I'll have to lock my front door and close the garage so Erie doesn't get out I guess.
does the video links work for the television in this version?
<s>test</s>
did I frick up the game's progression/story by going all in on a bitcoin miner? Because besides the odd event Im just gooning in my neet cave all day while my omega kerf slave does reports for me
Yes for two reasons: one because you spent so much time doing that instead of exploring and two because the game often nudges you towards events by making particular satellite dishes need a hash code or repair
once youre super rich you can just go out at your leisure, i recommend just doing satellites and hashes yourself. not like theres much else to do when you're rich.
The major draw of the game is that there isn't enough to do.
I can't see myself replaying this in a good while.
"draw" and "drawback" have opposite meanings in this context
also the downtime is by design, this game only appeals to autists, and a particular sub-genre of autists at that
>this game only appeals to autists
the barbie/sims part of it for sure but the wagie sim that hides really good horror pieces was the main draw for me
The wagie sim is for autists, anon, and then the big waits between spooks are for double autists, and the spooks themselves are obtuse enough to be for triple autists, and then the sci fi stuff that sets in is for quadrouple giga final form el autismo maximos
And the furbait and robo sexo is for quintuple autists
same, I am completely skipping this update since just simply a new and shiny base isn't enough for me.
like, the huge bulk of the events will just be the same, with some altered slightly to fit the new base design.
and then there is the fact that 98% of the events are one time only events that never repeat
Especially now since I know how the gameplay will look like once you establish yourself. As in, you just jerk off in base as Kerfuś does everything for you.
Maybe if the game ever gets a full release.
the kerfus and/or gameplay loop will need to get tweeked with eventually. The amount of work off your shoulders when you build one is insane
He frees you up to try and keep Greys from probing your anus.
Yeah but the thing is you either have to do millions of chores or everything gets done for you with no in between except for resetting generators and even that's not particularly exciting once you've done it a 100 times.
pretty much the main issue yeah. Early days are you running around like a chicken with its head cut off. Then you get a kerfus and only ever leave for hashes, and once you get an omega kerf you never leave ever
I feel like this is a case of players optimizing the fun away. I go out all the time to dick around and look for shit in the forest.
people would be less obliged to optimize points generation if points werent so tight in the early days and youre desperately juggling a million things and trying to hit daily taskes
Mindlessly raging at the shitty ATV to write down your one thousandth hashcode isn't 'fun'
Bumbling around the woods with a metal detector at midnight is the fun part and you can only do that with kerfus
It 200% is, the core of the game is a one and done deal, played blind. You never get the "real" game back once you understand it. There's a bunch of hidden shit for the autists and wikis but it's not the main concept for the experience
I wonder if more mission oriented style events would be better. Like shit breaks down less but when it does it ties into other events. Or hell just make any kind of early game item that helps stem the constant running around
I'm sorry, is that the fricking butthole that sells you magic beans in OoT in the top right ?
Is there a way to send a hash paper without a drive box?
Alright, what the FRICK are those random explosions in the distance occasionally?
mushrooms
Mushrooms apparently explode if you just leave them to rot.
Go pick up those poison homosexuals, c**t
Puffball mushrooms propagating. 🙂
>Activate PC using e
>Click e again to use it
>Turn it off
every frickin time.
>go to sleep
>try to wake up
>this happens
nani the frick?
shoulda listened to the email anon.
I deleted after processing lel
every copy of it? not just drives or level 3, but even the level 0 ones in your pc?
well shit I guess the autosave module kept it on the pc
From the tape and your files, all copies.
you processed the evil signal to level 3 and didnt delete it.
Is one of the signals a heavily distorted Loud Nigra?
cleaned
looking good anon
Oh no no no... cleanbros... what's this????
>Try to pause while on my ATV
Literally me, I do this at least once per hour
also I'm convinced the ATV, especially up in the north west, especially crossing that one ridge line, has killed more Kels than every other hazard combined
so now that i have that, is anyone else unable to resize stuff with the physgun or am i doing something wrong?
>still playing the stable version
>haven't even seen half the wild stuff yet
I hope 7.0 comes out soon on stable
so whats the deal with the pack of tripods running around the map?
go say hi
How do I get ayygf to beat me with my shrimp offering
Arirals sometimes show up just to frick with you. You can "give" them shrimp when they're around but it won't really stop them from kicking you and pelting you with stuff. It's mostly a random event, but you can force it by either damaging the Argemia plushie (they do not like that), or typing 'ariral.pls' into any server console.
You ever think nose has a weird alien femdom fetish at this point
Look how he freaks out at 'Fighting back against the aliens who bully you for no fricking reason'
Guy wants to be pegged, I swear
type ariral.pls in a console and you will have a breedbait dispatched to your location shortly
Theory
>the Arirals jumpscaring you with little greys is what they consider "combat training"
>they do this because they know they're coming and want you to be ready
>this is what they meant by improving humanity
If the greys actually mirror some of the Ariral pranks then it gets a 10/10 from me
>get another 3 days WE COME note
>those damn arirals at it again
>open garage door and the actual gray launches itself at your face to claw your eyes out
>If the greys actually mirror some of the Ariral pranks then it gets a 10/10 from me
Those cutouts they put on a satellite's ramp are actually supposed to be (shitty drawings of) Greys.
I wouldn't call that 'training' but I think it's neat that one of their pranks does foreshadow something that'll frick with you later.
the cutouts I got on the dish steps was kentucky goblins, not greys. Still a spooky encounter but not greys
Yeah, but sandbox mode calls them 'fakeGrey' or something like that under the spoiler toggle.
Maybe I'm just reading into it too much, but I still think it would be a neat little connection.
>take one back to put in my room
>try to hook the other onto the ATV
>it smashes
RIP lil homie
>go into sattelite for a quick and simple server repair
>hear some footsteps, assume its an ar-
>no, thats not an ariral. too slow.
>exit to find a gray climbing up the steps
Honestly, that'd be really cute. It's like they underestimate Kel's intelligence to the point where they figure just giving him a gun and a note wouldn't suffice.
They're called "Kerfur"s
there's a second r
Kerfur is the legally distinct name, the real creature is a Kerfus
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Calm down son its just a catbot
They are called kerfus because legally distinct names are gay
they're called Kerfuś actually
Mine are called Kerfos, dunno what your problem is.
Theres something between the computer desks, and its not a mushroom
Giant eyeball.
yeah there is.... it's the last guy who was stationed here...
jesus christ
Jesus fricking christ anon
>all those used tissues
Cause of death - goon overload
>tfw no arir vaccine
Alright what's this about a vaccine?
arir toxic
Arirals are poisonous to humans, causing hallucinations and eventually death. However, the Arirals are planning on uplifting and conquering Earth. So they have developed a 'vaccine', that when injected into a human, makes them immune to Ariral poison in preparation for that day. If you seduce the Arirals around your base enough, they'll give you a dose.
>overdeveloped right arm
>multiple monitors
>permanent goonface
Checks out
vaxxed?
The opposite
where can I find the gravity gun in storymode?
A signal event where a short blows up.
It's an event. Dunno when it gets set off but it takes a while to happen.
The game makes a big deal about it when it spawns, you won't miss it.
Uhh bros I threw my sponge at a wall and it disappeared, what do I do?
Cry, cry like you've never cried before
Buy another one.
Or a mop.
Microwave your alien cat and throw shrimp at kerfus to vent your anger and frustrations
Does the EMF detector actually do anything but beep in random spots the game tells you is supposed to be spooky
I wish the stinky shrimpbreaths would go frick themselves and leave me alone.
Fricking morons probably like anime.
But Otacon also likes anime.
Buff Kel should get a special item called the Fist of Kel. It should do a ton of knockback and damage.
Is there a mod to replace Kel's model with Otacon's?
I'm sick of the twink silhouette.
yeah it was posted a few threads back
0.6.3: https://files.catbox.moe/fv6ohy.pak
0.7: https://files.catbox.moe/wpwgaw.pak
directory path >> VotV/Content/Paks
IMPORTANT: rename the Otacon file to "VotV-WindowsNoEditor9007.pak"
based maybe I'll turn player shadows back on
the links expired
please i need otakel NOW
they do work, try again
doesnt work on my machine
Stop blocking catbox or stop using rogers or that other ISP that blocks them
Yeah that was it, thanks homies
Chrome tried to block it too so this better not be dolphin porn
Appreciate it bros
catbox has been blocked by some services. I used to be able to access it on my phone, but not anymore as of recently. I can still access it on my PC.
DNS block. Opennic, buddy.
Guess i'll have to go back to Oni girls and 80's anime. And finish twin peaks I guess, I got up to the Major Brigg's disappearance
https://www.howtogeek.com/664608/why-you-shouldnt-be-using-your-isps-default-dns-server/
just for you
https://ufile.io/f/23mjo
>one of the doctors is a furgay
why did I expect any different
they all are
you just know that dr. ena uses her slice of the government funding to commission degenerate artwork of her doing horrible things to an anthropomorphic possum that looks suspiciously like dr. kel.
Do you have any idea how many furgays there are in the scientific fields?
Anon it's current year, it's time to get over it
You don't understand, it's TRADITION. Tradition isn't supposed to just go away, it's supposed to be like that until the heat death of the universe.
Some traditions should die. Like circumcision.
It's also tradition for Ganker to collectively go "I'm not a furry but"
Does it REALLY count as furry if it's hmofa
It should be
>I'm not a furry, and
the baocoin miner is so fricking loud after you move it. Also lol at rooms deloading audio the instant you leave them so I never hear anything after leaving the breakroom
r8 my desk
>knife and competence example in picture
Man moment, 7/10 until you find the green plushie
Why do these plushes have spread lets?
Are arorals fricking bawds?
They spread their legs in response to BHC, as is the fate of all alien catgirls that look like they frick human men
They're furry-looking cat aliens, of course they're going to radiate pure SEXOOOOOOOOO energies
Disk rack on the wrong side
Turns out Erie has some text under her dress, can't really make it out though, I think the first lines "we live in a society". Anyone know what the rest says, or have a better computer to see this at a higher res?
"We live in a society where gore and violence is cool but panty shot gives people an aneurysm. Reap what you sow bozo lmao"
Oh I was reading it and I got like 7/10 right
MY PANTSU!!!!!!!
>have to go reset my tower
>notice all of my door locks are green, meh whatever
>run out the front door and slip with a carton sound effect
>someone put an oil slick on my front door
>run to the tower and see that the area around the ladder is oil slicked
>decide not to reset tower
>climb to the second floor thinking that I would avoid the oil slick but nope
>I keep falling over until I die
Kinda funny I guess. I'm just gonna assume the garage was oil slicked too
whoa, ive never seen this event nor have i seen anyone post about this event. whats your ariral rep?
None? I have no idea how to check and I only left out like 2 things of shrimp I think. I'm one day 18 or something
rep.debug on the server room console.
i think maxing out ariral rep too quick is making us miss events. need to experiment.
I heard the generic duck quack sound effect while sleeping
I have absolutely no idea what caused it
You need to run
A duck caused it, obviously. What'd you think it was, some sort of alien attempting to make you think it was a duck while it observes your every moment, tracking your habits and how long you usually sleep so it can break in to your base and do unspeakable things to you and eventually your corpse? You really think I would do that? It's just a duck, trust me.
rep.debug in a console to check it
any more useful debug console commands?
Watch porn on the TV, duh.
On day 9. Got a kurfur up so life is a bit easier. Just unlocked level 2 signals which might have been a mistake but whatever, still have some more down time. I checked out that bunker that lets you craft some radioactive shit. I want to look around more. Also how do you find what's on the damn radar signals? I feel like I can never find what they are. Also I had the dream with the big antler dude. Not really sure what that was about.
It's really hard to follow the radar dots in any meaningful way, they're usually gone by the time you get there and are often even false positives (or close enough to false positives).
One thing to bare in mind is sometimes you're nudged towards events by radar dish server errors, so if you have time consider checking them yourself, but it's probably fine not to bother as long as you're exploring and doing the hash codes
I win
Until the frickin Koolaid man shows up
>put camera in garage for lols
>toggle cams out of boredom
>see this
what is he up to in there?
a
is this as inventory autism as it seems from the tutorial
Kind of. The inventory management is horrible, possibly the clunkiest of any game ever, but you're not really juggling items to actually use that much so long as you keep your pockets relatively uncluttered.
Well, hello. Having fun there?
>he has the good goy kel plushie
got an ariral tiddy in my mouth rn too
The voices of my ancestors compel me to colonise and it doesn't get much more exotic than aliens
Got the plushie and a belly full of "yogurt" each night
If we're talking classic aliens, the Ariral's closest equivalent is clearly the Lyrans, who are basically universally seen as positive.
Otakel plushie when?
>plushie
Pull out your 3D Printer and get yourself a GIGAKEL statue instead.
>Pull out your 3D Printer and get yourself a GIGAKEL statue instead.
this except I print out a bunch of krystal statues, 3 near my and 2 are in the shower
is there a way to remove the tree pings?
it happens so frequently. I don't care if I have to chop or burn it down and anger the tree people.
I just want the false positives to stop.
lake time
>you'll never have Zex's fluffy mound in your face
>you'll never see her fully nude
God frick damnit why live
I bet that thing's silky as hell
So what's her deal does she send lewd shit to Kel or is this some kinda unavailable childhood friend route blue balls and she's only into goth girls or something
I still want her to send panties though, pantyjobs are s tier
theyre an eccentric marine biologist.no relation to kel as kel is not my character to really do that with. People can imagine whatever they want though i suppose.
What about Dr Kel with the serial numbers filed off, Dr Lek?
Ah, you're no fun
I still say pantyjobs are underrated. Thanks for the art at least.
Gonna have to settle for exceedingly lethal and hallucinogenic ariral panties.
I mean as long as they don't stink of shrimp, frick it.
Arirals apparently smell like copper (in his approximate words, 'like when you stick a wet finger on a coin' aka the smell of copper anions.) So that depends how well you tolerate the smell of metal/blood.
>Dr Kel doesn't report in for days
>search team find him high off his ass on Ariral panties
>the stench has driven off the rest of the monsters
>one wall is entirely white
team
non-canon
They just send the next intern
Won't that just cause a pile of dead interns?
Anon there's like 20 corpses by the time Kel shows up
Yes. One of your dead/cursed/insane predecessors is a planned future enemy.
Sounds pretty fun. I should replay stalker.
You intend to spin her off into her own thing at some point and clean break from this, or? I mean I find the references cute I just can see Mrnose getting autistic, which is a pity. Mostly wondering what your thoughts/intents are.
At a point you get a critical mass where even the most desperate undergrad won't take your swiss deathtrap job if the door is jammed with broken-pelvis'd skeletons.
Zax was a fella i created to attach to a hypothetical water based spinoff of VotV in some of the early threads about this game. I draw her along side and interacting with main VotV stuff because i like the game and drawing characters in general, though that means that everything i draw is not official and so i don't really attach any hard canon to any of it. People are free to play with it though.
Fair enough, the art's still good. I wouldn't worry about people taking it as some canon from god though, it's just Ganker. Pity more people don't draw her, though. Or maybe I just want to see my extremely niche fetishes, who knows?
A couple people have drawn her (not on Ganker), someone a while ago in these threads was trying to make a 3d model of them, no update on that since.
>not on chan
Fug, most sites are a b***h to navigate these days
Well, good luck drawgay-kun, and try to talk your buddies into area 88 after Twin Peaks
Thing has a fricking great OST.
What's thicker, the forest around our base or the one in Zex's panties?
will try to, and thanks
>fellow area 88 chad
nice
Japanese plane autism combined with 80's hand drawn anime always wins, bruv.
It's a pity they didn't animate some of the weirder shit in the Manga, like Saki's twink brother and the sand-carrier.
The "new" one with the reporter guy was so disappointing compared to that old animation.
Also, currently having an incident.
You've seen the skeletons lying around.
There's just going to be a mountain of gooned-out zoinked, mummified and decaying interns like with
after a couple of years of this shit happening
And the wall's gonna calcify from all the coom.
>ariral pantyjob makes you trip and cum yourself to death
Sign me up now.
New Ariral prank/trap discovered
aye man, im just speaking from what i can establish about Zax as my own unnoficial created little fella. other fellas can think what they like.
good lord
Goddamn. I bet she gets Kel to shave her, too. Best tomboy buddies. I just wish Ganker hadn't given me this and an armpit fetish frick
o lawd that fluff
Whats is this..
A picnic, obviously.
A roadside picnic
>Dr Bao this weird transparent spider web shit got on me am I going to be okay
Ok but how do arirals fit inside
They're cats
They're bigger on the inside I think. That or they're literally just that small and most of it is a wienerpit since they're fighter craft
Guys, they stole the camera i set up there and they left... are they upset with me?
check the floor outside your garage
yes
I think they're only *really* upset when they bash your head in though
what is this game about? the lowpoly visuals have charmed me
wagie and invisible cat dating sim
hmm fine
Why not download and play it instead
Immersive sim game about working alone in a swiss facility designed to record audio signals from outer space. It's a mix of operating the systems in order to record and process signals in exchange for money, and exploring the mysterious countryside, all while weird, creepy, or scary events occur at random.
The less you know, the more fun you'll have, so close the thread now and go download it if you're really interested.
everybody talks about ayys, when demons are right there
Considering how often 666 comes up (not often, but it's weird that it happens twice) and 3:33 which is an obvious reference, I think it's safe to say the area is something of a portal to hell.
No angels though; there's no god or heaven but there sure is hell
There's a portal to a demonic altar so that's a safe bet
there are actually 2 - one to altar, one straight to hell
>demons are the real threat
anon you are completely right
Holy shit it's Madness
Always has been
>red sky event turns out to be a madness event after
is implemented
Demons aren't all bad though
Probably because there's no real demons in the game yet unless you consider Furfur one (I consider Wendigos more of an undead or spiritual entity personally.)
Waifus can't be demons and furfur just givers you bones and cool totems
Oh and checks out your dick when you piss
>Succubi don't exist
That aside I don't think Furfur is your waifu even if it isn't actively hostile. Otherwise it would also feed you yogurt.
Sucubi kill you to prolong their life, not mentio nthey're prostitutes. Not a waifu in anyway. Furfur is shy and doesn't know how to react to her crush's advances.
>there's no real demons in the game yet
you god damn fool
you buffoon
you don't even know about the stonehenge skull thing do you
Not only can you Open a portal to hell you can also Gather 4 runes and use them in a summoning ritual
Any idea how can i use the hook to climb? i'm hitting buttons but i just swing around instead of climbing with it
scroll wheel
I curse this game for ruining Joel's stream schedule
He does it to himself
this isn't even a video game
YOU'RE not even a video game.
the base is way too big now
Anyone got any fun files for the 3d printer/posters?
I kinda want to print Zex/ariral pantsu now and just leave a pile of them around
lore autists is there any explanation thus far as to why a satallite array got built on a fricking indian burial ground that was quintuple cursed?
I don't know any of the discord shit but my pet theory is the SETI shit is just a cover to put a disposable moron like Kel in what's basically the roadside picnic zone as the world's funniest reality show.
He's an insomniac moron living off MREs and getting bullied by space cats, who doesn't love it?
Da signals 'n' space 'n' sheeiit cause it all dawg
essentially this game is a less japanese rokujouma
My understanding of the trope is that haunted land is really really enticingly cheap.
because otherwise there wouldn't be a game
The forest is so fricking evil that the reception to all the things we're not supposed to hear is amazing.
Clearly there is money to be made here.
considering that the tech manufacturer of all the shit in the base is named STOLAS and the university that dr. kel went to was named "The university of Djavulen" (literally "THE DEVIL") i imagine that ritualistic satanic sacrifices isn't off the table for the societal elite in noseverse.
>he thinks that's only in noseverse
>tfw the base itself is an entity
That's because unlike her model which can be broken down to roughly 4 sticks, a square, and a rectangle, this Erie actually has curves and isn't flat.
I suggested to Nose that they should do audio logs from past interns / construction workers / park rangers and other shit. You would find the lvl 3 drives with the logs on it in certain time windows, take them back and listen to them. Even send them to Bao and have Bao deny everything. Doubt it’ll actually happen, but who knows.
I've shredded the possessed mannequin a dozen times and I STILL HEAR THAT LITTLE FRICKER CLOMPING AROUND OUTSIDE AT 3 AM EVERY NIGHT
FRICK OFF
>He still has Mannequins
All of mine disappeared during the second night
you dont get to listen to the sound of the game spawning a million of them whenever you sleep?
I hear wood noises sometimes while walking around, but otherwise no
>doesnt know
they'll be back
Arir sex
>ariral finds the leather club is two planets down
More like Ar-Ear sex
I never played this, is there actual danger in this game? I know there's spooky stuff, but I don't know if it's just subtle scares, or if you actually get fricked up by whatever.
Some things can get you but most of the game is getting pushed around.
>finally try 0.7
>audio quality on nearly everything computer related is worse now
What was Nose thinking? The signal finder sounds like I dropped something instead of the previous electronic buzz. All the other computer noses sound like they are about to die, and the server fix sound now sounds like I failed.
>and the server fix sound now sounds like I failed
This one irks me the most
I got used to the rest but some of them are just heinous
can the thing that runs around romeo kill the player?
Only if you breathe
If you want him to
Was it explained in the tutorial that you can mantle ledges, and I just missed it? This is a game changer.
D-
Do I open it, guys?
Theres nothing spooky there
just dont sleep inside
It likes burgers
I wouldn't have no business with wells youngin, unless you fancy yourself goin' round with no name, an then what will we bloody call ye?
Where is that
Somewhere past Uniform.
>Shred one mannequin in the woodchipper
>Go to grab the rest
>They all disappeared
Get back here you frickers
huh, alright then
This is the kinda shit they should call in a f-14 with a full mk77 load for.
Goddamn Condemned and Nightmare house 2 gave me a frickin fear of mannequins.
Dare you to make the mannequin kerfo
>Charlie actual calling FPF on my coord
>full incendiary barrage immediate
>spend all my time bao coin maxing
>dont interact with cat aliens at all
>randomly get shrimp packet on my bed
>use debug command on console to check my rep
>100 rep
Huh? why do they like me so much?
NEETs are their fetish
Please understand, very tsun tsun
I want to say..Mig-25 Foxbat?
You the guy who covers his base in touhou stuff? I think I still have your old folders.
Also has there ever been a time when new animation has been preferable? Something died after the 90's Japan crash, man.
F15C, and yeah that's me. Haven't really added much to the folders aside from trying some posters i'm not 100% on keeping.
I suck at identifying aircraft. And hell, I dunno if that'd be more or less scary after a power failure.
Especially if Rumia.
Too much nopan for my tastes perhaps though, i'm a pantsu guy.
Difficult to find good images that are lewd without being pure wienersnorting degeneracy with text bubbles and shit all over it and also without a pure white background because that shit turns nuclear in the daytime.
I understand the issues, yeah. I do want to put Remila's 'RAGING LESBIANS' panel on the arir treehouse though.
I want the reactor already so I can put birdbrain in it, or at least a gym for Yuugi/Suika posting.
COme to think of it, Poor Kel can't even get booze.
With the kind of autistic things that keep being added, i'm sure a moonshine jar with a still would make it in if someone bothered him about it.
I just want a UAV full of Whiskey so we can pass out and wake up in random places having done bad things.
And because nothing says a postgrad job like alcoholism and empty bottles.
Any recommendations for good vids? Not him, but I like comfy workwatching
dev should add booze and cigs+ash tray so I can add them to my desk
you can 3d print booze bottles, there's already prefabs for that, not sure about the ash tray and cigs though
>ashtray/can full of cigs
that'd actually be fricking cozy and I don't even smoke
Kel prolly needs one after the yoghurting
>flat warning
It's japanese it's a given. IN my country they just rape real children, though.
Bird is good choice even if she's a shitspreader
I've been absent for some time, you got a link for the folder?
Also, best touhou?
NTA but Awoo best 2hu
Why, only the best bird of course.
Also I couldn't find my old link of paintings and shit so I just reuploaded what I have. Been trying to play with brightness/contrast on some so if it looks off that's why. May want to delete my 2x3 mega aya poster too unless you like filtering through that.
Also flat fairy warning for those of you in canada/australia
https://files.catbox.moe/xv3p4d.7z
Being in upside down land could never stop me from enjoying perflats
can the tv not pull videos from youtube?
Nope, they need to be in a folder I believe.
Lads, what the FRICK do I use all this god damn coal for??
you sell it
You're going in my letter.
hope I'm not in trouble :3c
I refuse to haul the other three piles up to the fricking garage - this is just going to sit here until the end of days.
Nose is a fricking cuck for implementing Black stones that sell inefficiently.
If you just want to be rid of them you could smash em all, you won't get anything out of it or will you??other than the satisfaction of a cleaner work area though
you can sell 4 per item crate, and you'll be padding it in trash bags anyway
>you can sell 4 per item crate
Anon, you can sell 7
guess it's 7 then I do a bunch of other shit and the coal is only the bulkiest one
Already cleaned the entire base, just didn't get around to breaking the supply boxes until now.
Get yourself a sell gun asap
Second best qol improvement after omega kerfo
In what universe do I ever financially recover from this.
Craft some torches.
The city must survive.
shit game even if the atmosphere is grand
you will want to save it to craft steel later, you need a lot if you want to make the full plate. you only need 10 for the longsword tho.
is an esoteric kinda comfy watching paranormal entities and ayys out in the woods through my camera network while safe and sound in my base
Besides romeo what are other good places to put cameras?
>he thinks he's safe
Speaking of atmosphere, most kino piece of furniture aquired.
>fixed lens welding mask
God those are fricking annoying to use
>New update
Time to take my single prized possession and start over
>raiko
Good taste
Surprising amount of 2hugays in here
There were a lot of 2hugays in Lobcorp threads too, i guess these kinds of games attract them.
>What do you mean by "these kinds of games"
I dunno
>lobcorp
I can't fricking do it man, Tip's meltdown broke me
PMgay reporting in
>quitting at the easiest meltdown
I got nobody there, melting love and silent orchestra at the same time
Rabbit team ain't gonnas ave me from that
Especially fricking Freischutz having a pissbaby moment and killing my entire top agents at once
>PMgay reporting in
I can't wait for the inevitable PM Edits ft. Dr. Kel.
Its tempting to make an ayin or lol& model for dr. Kel now
Now I'm curious what other random janny-outcasted indie game players are lurking in the shadows and also happen to play VotV...
PMgays
Probably blacksoulsnigs
Im an eyegay so probably them too
Maybe f&h
I loved SCP Secret Lab before it got jannied and later ruined.
At least we had the memes, fellow alabama Black person, we had the memories.
based
death to nerds
It was a blessed time, but like all things, it died quickly.
You Scp:SLgays got done dirty. Sent to /vg/ by abib and then it just died lmao
ABIB has ruined countless threads and community shit all so Smash could be seen as a pillar of gaming.
Look where that went lmao, Smash is done now and every week there's a new "cultural phenomenon" for people to "become part of"
This is what happens when a complete normalgay gets promoted to mod, we can't have discussions on any niche and interesting games anymore, lest without jannies having a meltdown or them freeing their schizo/autist attack dogs to converge on the threads and shit it up with impunity. Only the latest triple A slop is allowed.
those secret lab threads were pure magic I was the Black person that kept nading the elevator roundstart and I regret nothing
its just a shame that jannies tend to ruin fricking everything
YOU
YOU SON OF A b***h
>the spoiler
FRICK YOU
Truly chaotic brother
I will find where you live
>I was the Black person that kept nading the elevator roundstart
>jannies tend to ruin fricking everything
huh
I miss being able to discuss signalis lore and pathologic.
I should get back into it but doing modding again makes me want to punch someone.
I'm pissed I only got into Signalis after that HEALTH song came out and now I'm losing sleep over it with nobody to talk to.
Do an archive crawl on b4k if you want DEEPEST lore. Can't discuss it on Ganker anymore without the resident shitposters though, sorry.
Who the frick would we play with?
It stable yet? I last played ..0.93? Or something like that. 87? It's been a while.
>Who the frick would we play with?
The other scientists duh
I bet Bao is incredible at Mahjong, I want this now
If you don't manually upgrade the version of Java in the game files - the game will randomly decide to fricking detonate.
Aside from that, it's been stable enough. I personally give it a reboot every two hours or so.
>Java
Ah son of a b***h, that never plays nice with my machine. And i'm guessing memory leak?
No, it's a feature of Java™. Garbage collection is the future 🙂
Inevitable if you decide to alt tab at any point in time, the game ever warns you that there's a memory leak.
Thanks for the heads up bruv. Fun game, but hard to play on a laptop.
There's too much butthurt involved, bait threads, botposting, usual shit. You might catch a late night one with genuine talk but mostly everything's been discussed.
If you have any burning questions I can help though, I assume you beat i t.
I don't really have anything pertinent to ask. Since after I finished the game it said I got the 'promise' ending, I just need to figure out what other endings there are and how to get them before I risk spoiling myself.
Here's a rough guide then.
tl;dr? Memory? Rush the game speedrun.
Leave? Linger, talk to NPCs, frick with doors.
There's also a fourth hidden ending you can only get after at least one playthrough. It was ARG Shit about decoding TV signals in audio patterns to find the locations. You'd really need a guide for it, involves tuning the radio at 3 points. Other than that, worth asking some questions.
A) How much of what you saw really happened?
B) Which Elster are you?
C)How did Elster end up on Leng?
D) Where is the Penrose, really?
E)Why is Isa here?
F) What happened to Alina?
G) What's special about Ariane?
You absolute fricking Chaos insurgent I hope you got dinged
Thanks. I already had running theories for most of those questions, so I'm glad I'm on the right track lorewise.
Meant to give you this, whoops
Also, last questions
Can you really trust Elster's narration? And does the BSOD Change?
Who was Elster's gestalt?
Also, Ariane's last log entry is dated 262144 days after mission start...
Sorry you missed the lorestuff, good luck figuring stuff out though.
>all those markers for promise ending
no fricking wonder
What's the regentime and healingtime stuff mean?
>Can't discuss it on Ganker anymore without the resident shitposters though, sorry
fug
I bet there are Snoot Game gays here for the cats don't ask how I know
Rainworld for me, and while not necessarily janny outcasted (though it once was a long long time ago) threads nowadays are so shit that they might as well not exist any more.
I'm honestly surprised Votv threads have managed to mostly escape the janny ban hammer for as long as they have.
Brothers
Can't be a janny outcast if nobody wants to humor your autistic fixation Sourcemods
I understand the appeal of this game for you now.
Truly, and with a little bit of effort I can shove the base in Gmod.
My tastes are pretty generic, I'd say.
Nnoita autism probably has heavy overlap with this game
>starbound
DONT REMIND ME
DO NOT FRICKING REMIND ME
mexican scam program
>deaddognexttooutlet.png
funny how we never saw him again
he was the second dog
Was it worth it?
Lobcorp didn't interest me.
Does starsector count?
Burn bright, moron.
2hugays? On the Internet? It's more likely than you think.
Careful.
Black folk ate all my baitboxes in transfer.
Invest in something more ubiquitous like MREs or something.
I took all my MRE's with me as well, plus the radio so i can have Controller playing on repeat
I'm gonna KNOCK HER UP
my kerfus blowed up and I was able to rebuild it with the pieces, how can I blow it up again if I want to put it on the mailbox for a new save?
Excessively pet it or beat the shit out of it with a crowbar.
Put him on the workbench
Contents of conrainers dont get transferred, if you didnt notice obnoxious warning
>Put him on the workbench
that doesn't give back all the pieces needed to rebuild it, not the scraps
Baitboxes used to be the most lightweight method of transferring value via mailbox in v6.
What's a good source for iron scrap? just digging around?
Couldn't you just break some metal shit like lockers or drives?
gas cans
Is there a way to plant anything in the empty pots surrounding the base?
I tried ordering flowers or bushes, but those just come with a pot on their own.
From what I've heard, those pots are all useless.
Those pots don't work sadly, but if you do buy a farming pot you can create seeds by putting a mushroom on the workbench
You frickers need to stop being literally me, next you'll tell me you're playing Mahjong right now.
I fricking hate cats
Fricking nyaggers
I never got into majisoul but I used to play tenhou with /jp/ like a decade ago.
Frick now I want some mahjong tile blender files for the 3d printer in-game.
Nose should add mahjong to the game
OJOJOJOJOJOJOJOJOJ
meecrosleep
Oh god
Why is it so fricking dark now
What the frick is that noise
You got a flashlight moron, use it. Go ahead, use it I dare you.
God, I want Binah to do bad things to me.
I need posters of her in my base. And Tea. Why don't we get tea?
you know why.
Because Dr.Nose is a colossal moron. Really though I feel like he's the kind of gay who would drink a frick load of tea.
Am I going to be ok
Nice knowing you
They are more scared of you than you are of them, Anon.
Flashlight? I carry around a spotlight head.
when's the sex update
I finally found it, the fastest way to clean, was able to clean out the transformer with all those piles in under a minute with this method
>install us4ss
>type in console "summong prop_arirdisint_c"
>right click on everything
>everything is now clean
and what did it cost me? everything
https://files.catbox.moe/x6ix1j.png
Why did you remove everything?
it was dirty
Yeah but you removed the consoles and furnature too
dirty
Clean it all away anon
Kerfus doesn't seem to get along all that well with the new base - I've had to unstuck the bastard six times or so thus far.
Menu music instantly makes my mind jump to flash porn games and idk why
Quick before the thread dies help me wise VOTV sages
What are the optimal resolutions for each painting type? I can't find anything about this via searching and want them to look the best possible
only the aspect ratio matters
Horizontal: 5:4 (1.25)
Vertical: 5:8 (1.6)
Tabletop: 49:64 (1.3???)
Square/Poster: 1:1
huh, all this time I thought I had to squash images to comically small sizes
neat
No but making them low resolution enhances the pixel look.
no
do you see this fricking resolution? I make all my posters and paintings around ~2000:-1 because I am clearly mad, and the resolution does matter
but note that the original image is not at all posterized and is a lot brighter. the in-game post-processing annihilates actual depth and color range as well as making everything darker (unless you crank the gamma like soulja boy)
so I advise posterizing images/using indexed colors after cranking the brightness and contrast the frick up, especially on dark images.
speaking of, the Color filter setting in Video disables the posterizing effect that squashes colors together, while Tonemapper film makes shit darker. I think it looks fine with, I just pull up the gamma to compensate so the night isn't absolutely pitch black.
>unironically decorating with yiff art
based, I do that too
I'm equal opportunity.
Hey me three!
...the frick man, you unsettle me more than the fricking arirals.
I got a shit ton of beta and cut stuff files, lots of Ganker shitposts. Good time. You want me upload it before thread death?
oh frick its page 10 hurry up
Slow internet, 1gb upload, trying. If not, look in the next inevitable thread, yeah?
Much obliged, anon.
>indiscriminately posting LoGH
I love me old 80's animu, I just wish my ISP wasn't dogshit.
source...
sashabelle/sethpup, he nuked his inkbunny at some point so I had to go through exhentai galleries until I found it.
>furshit
>but sharkbreasts
Don't..don't do this to me man
When you're at red/critical health, over time you sloooowly get back to yellow/orange. Healingtime is some stuff heals you over time, IIRC, like the spray.
Also, every time you die, Elster gets more health. It's those segments if you flip her mental status screen.
>Also, every time you die, Elster gets more health.
I didn't fricking notice when I played the game on hard combat first.
Spent almost the entire game running past enemies or dying to them. I had assumed dying a lot was gearing me towards a specific ending when I saw I had eventually flipped every segment.
please. I'll read them when I'm all done
1000x1000 32-bit depth .tga, the actual poster image can be scaled skewed and the like as much as you want, but the file must remain 1000x1000 32-bit depth .tga
but it works perfectly fine as .png...
oh oops i wienered up
Alright, I'm early on, only day 5 but I've got a few burning questions if I may.
One, I gathered all the mannequin's in the foyer near the security window so they'd be out of the way, I went out to check on some dishes and now they're all gone, bug or feature?
Two, what the hell do I do with coal? There is so much of it every box has some is it useful or am I supposed to just sell the shit slowly.
Three, the vent on the roof of the computer room has opened a little and I can see MREs and things in there, but no matter what I throw at it, it ain't coming down, how do or is it one of these "leave it for awhile and it'll become clear"?
Feature
Sell it
Get a hook from the store
Ah a hook cool, thank you.
Also jesus christ I look forward to getting gangraped by 9 mannequin's someday when I'm checking a hash.
The mannequins exist to give you heart attacks otherwise theyre harmless
You sweet summer child.
Im 50 days in and they aint done shit
Im guessing if you dont lock doors they can get inside but for me all they do earrape me whenever I sleep
You can buy a zippo, burn them.
What happens then?
Find out for yourself, Anon.
they get a bit upset
They cant climb things btw
>second spoiler
Idk what Im supposed to do with this info
>never played with fire
>I went out to check on some dishes and now they're all gone
post break rooms before bread dies
I need inspiration
Anons, please stop spoiling Signalis. I haven't finished it yet.
they're lesbians
in space
And that's part of the reason why I still haven't finished it. I just kinda stopped after reaching Rotfront. It's still on my desktop, but I don't know when I'll continue it. Good thing I didn't pay for this game.
>get the big tv
>cant see out window anymore
dammit
Holy shit this is so coomerbrained I am almost compelled to kneel out of respect
>saving all the crumpled papers
this is the #1 purposeful degenerate red flag
What are you hiding back there. That some numeko?
damn, anon, good eye.
yes it is
>straight up horsewiener bestiality porn on the TV
KEL NO
I love the cumflation parts.
>get sell gun
>proceed to dimension hop saves, selling everything in my path and mailboxing whatever I need
t-this power....................
I thought I was a degenerate for my touhou pinups, thank you anons for showing me that I am not the worst one here by a long shot.
I'm gonna put up Kaguya, just for you.
always a bigger fish
is it better to be a shining example or a terrible warning?
A friendly reminder
Hot
it's a shame you can't get strobe lights