>Volo hates pokemon

>Volo hates pokemon
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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Volo is a israelite
    Not surprised

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      But of course. Volo and the Celesticas are israelites. The Diamond and Pearl clan are Protestiants and Catholics.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Celestials are aryans/hyperboreans, Volo is a traitor, pokemon world equivalent of zoroastrianism (which is what birthed abrahamism and made the israelites what they are)

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    am i missing context because your picture is seemingly arguing the opposite of your post

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Togepi loves Volo but Volo just uses his Pokemon as tools (hence why he's surprised)

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where is the list on the right from and what does it mean?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't play Mastersex but it's basically like a dating minigame, you like talk about bunch of random topics (with some topics being liked or disliked by the character you're dating)

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's moreso like, the topics they like but don't love.
            Either way all the people on Volo's friend list better watch their asses before he shoves his wiener right into 'em.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Will
              Who cares about Jacq, I need this pairing now.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's moreso like, the topics they like but don't love.
            Either way all the people on Volo's friend list better watch their asses before he shoves his wiener right into 'em.

            >It's moreso like, the topics they like but don't love.
            Does it even have disliked topics or is it just topics they like and like more?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nu-pokemon would never penalize the precious players. You gain no matter what, the bronze tier topic is just the one they least like, effectively serving what they don't like

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                No gacha that's basically a dating minigame would do anything to piss players off, period.
                If they did people would just not play it.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                No gacha that's basically a dating minigame would do anything to piss players off, period.
                If they did people would just not play it.

                Master SEX should've been a real game. I want to know what my favorite characters dislike.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The right side is a list of topics Volo dislikes and lowers his affinity in MasterSex

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        he hates ethan in particular? kek what the frick

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not hates, it's an "interesting topic" for him, the worst grade of options to choose, inferior to "excitement building" and "super exciting". It's listed as a broken heart on that fanmade topic list because it gets the point of being the worst grade of the three across.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Volo's still going to rape him for interacting with Arceus.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hot

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    every fricking villain's characterization since unova has been "THIS GUY IS SOOOOOOOO MEAN TO CRITTERS EVEN THOUGH WE SEE NONE OF IT" because gamefreak is a shit company

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lusamine loved Nihilego so much that she abandoned her own children for it... Similar with the professors in gen 9

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No
      >Lusamine was controlling mother obsessed with Ultra Beasts
      >Guzma was a buggay whose type preference kept him from succeeding at life
      >Rose was concerned about an impending energy crisis
      >Swoward and Shielbert were valor-thieving frauds
      >Team Star were just a bunch of troubled youths lashing out

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Swoward and Shielbert were valor-thieving frauds
        Never played SWSH but these two were villains?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They were antagonists, yes

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah. In the past the legendary space-dwelling Pokemon Eternatus descended to Galar and spread Galar Particles around, causing the sky to darken mid-day and for random Pokemon to Dynamax, becoming gigantic, and rampaging. This was called the Darkest Day. He was stopped by Zacian and Zamazenta, who defeated and sealed Eternatus, and the two were recognized as heroes that saved Galar. This didn't set well with the Galarian nobility, who were eventually forgotten about because people came to appreciate the Pokemon more.

          Sordward and Shielbert are descendants of those butthurt nobles, and conspired to gain recognition and be lauded as the true nobility of Galar, so they hid all evidence that Zacian and Zamazenta defeated Eternatus, and did their best to rewrite the history books to say their ancestors defeated it instead. Predictably, this goes poorly when Eternatus breaks free of its seal and causes the Darkest Day again, and Zacian and Zamazenta are called to defend the region once more.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      only ghetsis and lusamine were like that, and we literally battle lusamine in her room of frosty monsters

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mastersex
      >gamefreak
      ???

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mastersex is controlled by TPC which is controlled by GameFreak. All media is either controlled directly by GameFreak or I directly through TPC.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >gamefreak
          >controlling TPCi

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you literally fight the vengeful ghost of a victim of Team Rocket
      >you literally fight a mutant Gyarados, multiple kamikaze mooks and several base-powering Electrode that were all wronged by Team Rocket in Johto
      >Magma/Aqua tried making Peeko into a hostage and they also aren't above using Electrode as disposable kamikaze guards for their vaults
      >Galactic literally fricking bombed a lake
      >GameFreak was so scared of people thinking Team Plasma might have a point that FIVE MINUTES after you're introduced to them, you immediately get a scene of the grunts physically abusing a Munna for no goddamned good reason
      >Lysandre was completely willing to commit total omnicide on all life, including the Pokemon, in order to create a beautiful new world
      >Lusamine's frozen beauties
      >okay this one's fair Galar doesn't have shit
      >Volo literally wants to remake the universe in his image by any means necessary (which necessitates universe-wide omnicide, Pokemon included) and quite literally exploited Giratina's seething to make it join his side
      >while not directly shown, Turo/Sada's schizophrenic obsession with bringing the Future/Past to Paldea was one that had absolutely zero regard for the ecosystem and they would have gladly let countless Pokemon die from the imbalance of the Paradox Pokemon flooding the region and becoming the new apex predators

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        not directly shown, Turo/Sada's schizophrenic obsession with bringing the Future/Past to Paldea was one that had absolutely zero regard for the ecosystem and they would have gladly let countless Pokemon die from the imbalance of the Paradox Pokemon flooding the region and becoming the new apex predators
        It's still hilarious that the only reason Arven's parents aren't physically there as the main antagonists is because they got killed in the process of their hubris, to the point their own AI made to be their stunt double questions them and only obeys through hard code. They're practically an evil team leader by all but name.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wonder if the only reason why Sada/Turo didn't get a team was because they were tired of doing the "uhm actually this team was the lesser threat and THIS team was the REAL threat" they did in 7 and 8.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They are indeed the actual antagonists of the game. Team Star is not an evil team, there is no evil team in SV, only a single villain.
          I think it's cool that they canonically killed them off, didn't think GF would have the guts to do that. And for once it was a twist you couldn't see coming from 4 miles away.

          I wonder if the only reason why Sada/Turo didn't get a team was because they were tired of doing the "uhm actually this team was the lesser threat and THIS team was the REAL threat" they did in 7 and 8.

          Might be that, but it also wouldn't make sense for them to have a team because their goals were so specific and downright insane that it would be weird if others joined their cause.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >there is no evil team in SV
            Do Pecharunt and his retainers not count as a team?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I wouldn't say so, an Evil Team has to be an organization of humans.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Stale old trope

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, which is why they stopped doing it I think

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think that's exactly why they started turning Team ____ in minor nuisances. It lets them keep the tradition of having one in every game while giving them the freedom to do whatever they need to with the main villain.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is Volo's problem with Ethan

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Master Sex is unnecessarily mean to Ethan for no reason at all. Someone on the team must dislike him.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Master Sex is unnecessarily mean to Ethan for no reason at all
        Explain please

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Master Sex is unnecessarily mean to Ethan for no reason at all
        Explain please

        My theory is that one of the devs higher is is a Red fan (who started with CHARIZARD) who was salty that GSC ends with Gold beating Red, that literally explains everything.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Owns Arceus
      >Arceus to make god eggs for him
      >Usually also gets depicted with a Togepi

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No no no... hate Pokemon (the franchise) NOT Pokemon (the creatures).

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick all of you. But frick Ethan in particular.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate pokemon but I also hate this "Volo"

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hates Lava Cookies
    WHY?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not hates, it's an "interesting topic" for him, the worst grade of options to choose, inferior to "excitement building" and "super exciting". It's listed as a broken heart on that fanmade topic list because it gets the point of being the worst grade of the three across.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You'd be surprised to see how many people try to excuse him as being morally grey (fricking moronic) and ignoring the whole Pokemon wielder thing to draw a gigantic difference between him and actual Pokemon trainers. He's a manipulative POS even in fricking Mastersex.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      But anon, he wasn't a dick to us at the start! That means he's got some good in him after all.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    god hates volo

    • 2 months ago
      God

      Correct.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where did you get the dislike list? I want to look for other characters, what they dislike.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why isn't he accidentally swallowning me?

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The temptation...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong thread! Frick!

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Volo is coming back in PLZA

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