How do i send these frickers out and fix servers?
I know for example one server needs maintenance but they just continue jumping me
VotV
How do i send these frickers out and fix servers?
I know for example one server needs maintenance but they just continue jumping me
MEOW
MEOW!
>mfw I see that dumb kot every time I'm in mokotów gallery
>You've alerted the Horde
You have the power to pet it, I'm jealous
Hey b***h. Heard you talkin' shit like I wouldn't find out
What's the point of that?
immediately attention grabbing so its prime shelf space, aka the company that owns those chips fought for that spot which is good for the profit margins of the store.
also they totally have cameras in them that scan for faces to sell your shopping data better
Sell cat food probably.
it repairs servers
The easiest way to manipulate someone is to give them what they want. Moral is a hell of a thing.
manipulating your emotions so you buy their 300% mark-up'd chips. It would work on me 100%.
This thing would last 30 minutes in America before getting robbed, stolen or sucker punched.
yeah, tiktok Black folk (or other type of an animal) would be merciless
We have them in America, they're just in higher-class restaurants where Black folk don't go.
There's a fancy Asian restaurant in the local downtown area that has one. They pretty much use it as a moving food tray.
>higher class restaurants
FRICKING
L
O
L
dude the only place I've seen with these is a shitty local mexican chain. Don't kid yourself, these aren't in actual restaurants. These exist to wow suburban moms with their tahoe full of screaming kids and browbeaten husbands.
America is basically several first world countries surrounded by third world countries. If you have money it's a great place to live, but otherwise you're better off literally anywhere else.
and raped
this thing wouldn't last 30 minutes where -a high population of degenerate melanin enriched gentlemen live- in america
I fixed it for you, it would be fine where I live.
It should be just the 'use' option in the list of actions. they may get caught on things so make sure to clear their way or push em around.
what new things are you guys hoping to see in the base rework?
An extra room that's empty so you can turn into anything you want.
>Moveable bed
>Removeable grime
>Posters on windows
>Curtains in the bedroom so I can take a shower and jerk off without a mannequin watching me
Actual Furniture and decor to place, I wanna go full sims in this game
Current kel model hanging off the ceiling with a badge that says "Monique" on it
noisy pipes
a hidden crawlspace that has ventilation grills you can see through to see where the player would be spending time
a shower/bath that will steam up the bathroom and the mirrors within it
a hole in the wall covered up by a poster
Vent system to crawl around in, the telescope doing something, a basement area with the shaft relicated to be there.
a dedicated storage closetI just want somewhere out of the way that I can stuff things into that I want to keep but don't want to look at them/find them a place to sit
If there's a working toilet and shower, then what about a spooky sewer tunnel
>have to head dow nto repair the mone day
>the spook in the event is fart with reverbe when you fix it
>he doesn't know
The river has two ends: one where it splits into two, and one where it doesn't. Go to the end where the mouth splits into two, and look along the riverbanks.
Oh.
Dear GOD
Trimmable grass around the outside so I can build a hobo shack with pallets, planks and metal sheets.
A small little garden you can use to grow a little food. Room for scares too like a jack o lantern or scarecrow for halloween, a hungry animal for winter, out of control growth for summer, little shop of horrors, night of the lepus, etc
I'll also second the things last thread for things to do with the telescope and buyable ramps for the atv and a toy bb or dart gun.
i don't want trash and grime to respawn every time i update to a new version. what's the fricking point of cleaning at all when this happens?
Motion-activated lights dotted on the outside that cannot be turned off (they work on solar power or something) and will wake Kel up if the one outside the bedroom turns on in the middle of the night for example. A few should be dotted around the main room's big window so you might suddenly just see the lights turn on without seeing what caused it. Typically it should just be something harmless like a rabbit or other wildlife.
A better power system than the current one.
More events happening inside the base
some kind of entity that lives/spawns inside
hidden room and passageways
stuff like that
Non-Euclidean events.
recruitable anime companions
Why specifically anime?
I like to decorate my VotV game with anime porn
Blast doors for the main windows
Bigger TV option
Incredibly complex nuclear reactor
Bedroom that doesn't suck
more mannequins friends 🙂
Kill arirals. Behead arirals. Roundhouse kick an ariral into the concrete. Slam dunk an ariral baby into the recycling bin. Crucify filthy furries. Defecate in an arirals food. Launch arirals into the sun. Sell arirals in a box. Toss arirals into raging rivers. Urinate into an arirals warp drive. Judo throw arirals into a wood chipper. Grab arirals heads off. Report arirals to Dr. Bao. Saw arirals in half. Curb stomp pregnant furry arirals. Trap arirals in desks. Crush arirals in doorways. Hang arirals from a drone. Eat arirals. Dissect arirals. Blow up arirals with a gas can. Smash ariral skulls with a crowbar. Cremate arirals in the microwave. Lobotomize arirals. Mandatory abortions for arirals. Throw ariral fetuses in the basement. Drown arirals in fried shrimp grease. Obliterate arirals with a red wisp. Kick old arirals off the tower. Feed arirals to killer wisps. Slice arirals with a saw blade.
Use the "Use" command and open the garage door
As an aside, how the frick do I stop these little shits getting stuck out in the wilderness? I had to fricking nail beacons onto them to find them, they keep going onto a hill and running in circles till the battery dies and they roll into the river
What the frick is this?
Am I going to be okay bros? Its like day 3
AMOGUS
I've only had like 1 'picture' signal in like 20+ days of playing. How common are they?
I wouldn't worry about it It's just the desperate pleas of a now extinct people thanks to some sort of plague.
>just bought this fricker
>send them out on its first mission to repair a server
>wait half a day
>"Huh, aren't they suppose to come home?"
>check its camera
>jumping hopelessly into a cliff face
If I have to drive out there to unstuck this moron why did I even buy him.
It's just that one cliff face that does that, and it pisses me off so much. I find it helps if you turn them on and chuck them real hard to the left of your base outside the garage, slightly messes with their pathing or something I guess.
This game has nothing scary or mysterious at all, all that happens is just simple electrical surges and your colleagues playing pranks moving mannequins around.
set the mannequins on fire
anon, there are no colleagues out there
B-but Dr. Bao...
He's not really there.
Anon, haven't you realised? Every human has a 3 letter name...
IT MEANS NOTHING
THEY ARE ALL REAL
so they're final fantasy 1 characters?
There are, it's those almost invisible guys who observe you .
the invisible frickers are just horny cats
I want to have big furry sex with le kitty robot uwu
Kerfus sex
drew up the multi-dream degradation idea.
My dream degradations usually involves strong girls.
Towards me.
i hear you i hear you
that's more or less the idea, though the dream ends ON impact
thanku
>base fully submerged
>you hear walls creaking from the pressure and something like whale singing or other deep sea sounds
>all you can see is something vaguely resembling eyes in the distance
>suddenly giant octopus tentacle breaks through glass and rips you out of the dream
>you wake up and see some takoyaki on your table
Also should add, I dig it. The art is nice.
I love this anon. Nose won't give us this beautiful aquatic nightmare, but we can dream. And what horrible fishy dreams they are.
>wake up from the final dream
>the window is cracked in the real world
Something broke your window last night...
I do think that the window breaking and being directly exposed to the outside would be a good event, only happens for one night but god damn would it make working in the main room so much more terrible.
>just trying to do your job
>a rock fricking whizzes through the broken window and knocks you out
bro I fricking hate being a scientist
just a little gift
>wake up from the final dream
>your sheets are wet in the real world
Someone peed in your bed last night...
>your bed in real life is also pissed
ludonarrative kino...
>done this a few years ago
>my ass is in it's 30s
Drinking a shitload of water before bed while being super tired was a shameful mistake.
This actually happened to me like a month ago and I'm also in my 30's.
Never had something like this happening before so it was quite shocking, also considering that I've been dreaming about pissing before.
>he doesnt piss the bed
how the frick do you stay warm??
>lust provoking picture
https://youtube.com/shorts/fau-5FnV_AM
Why is the dev shilling his shitty streamer-bait game here?
Last thread had like 60 IP's and over 500 posts
Because I want to okay? frick off
sorry anon. if people talking about videogames they play makes you angry, you can visit one of the many porn/ai threads on the board
Ariral sex
multi-boob paizuri with an ariral!
Pure
510/60=8.5
If we start arguing right now we will both easily output 8.5 posts.
All the AI slop, twitter post and other bait threads and you cry about video games. I wish you tourists would be crucified already.
>enjoy game
>want to talk about it on Ganker
>am not alone
>have to make sure not to talk about it TOO much or people who havent had fun since 1997 will get upset
>Implying those posters were alive pre 2003
>implying those posters used the internet pre-2016
>streamer-bait
E-celebs unironically can't handle games that don't shit out obnoxious jumpscares constantly.
elajjaz did a 7½ hour long stream yesterday of this
And got no events whatsoever, only electrical surges.
and yet he likes it, it's comfy watching. a bit unlucky
I installed the game after watching him and expected same-ish pace of events, but I'm getting mad shit almost every day, he truly is unlucky imao
My first game on an older version gave me every "frick you" signal and ended in the death console because I didn't delete the evil one.
are you forgetting the part where he called the game trash because he didn't get any SPOOPY events, or the absolute state of his moronic chat
>actually e-celebs/zoomers/trannies/Black folk/jews/women/homosexuals/insertagroupWEhate don't like the thing!!!!!
One of my friends went for a walk.
He came back.
Don't look behind you.
The moment the mannequins started acting up they all went into the chipper
Dr Kel don't frick around
I kept the chair skeleton though
clean up your base you dirty bawd
you've got a sponge, use it
We have a sponge?
I know it's a given that every player will instantly eat the soap, but you can't possibly have eaten the sponge too
Eating a sponge was an Laurel and Hardy bit when they made dinner for a criminal that took them hostage on a boat.
>notice the bunker door open
>go inside
>when I come out the sky is red
>"kinda weird huh"
>go get another signal for Dr bao
>send my moronic cat bot to get stuck in the woods again
>sleep
>wake up 5 seconds later to goant gears ticking in the sky
What the frick guys. I should never have gone in that fricking bunker
Don't look directly at the sun
https://files.catbox.moe/h2aztl.jpg
aight I need this homie to frick off
chipper 'im
Ah yes, well done, well done indeed
...
However
50 POINTS FOR DR. KEL, screamed Dr. Bao calmly through an e-mail
>DEAR DR KEL
>DID YOU ACTUALLY SENT ME A BUNCH OF FART SOUNDS COVERED WITH TWO LAYERS OF WHITE NOISE LABELED "Black Hole Signal level 1"?!!
>Dr. Bao howled calmly through an email
>PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT SUCH BEHAVIOUR WILL NOT BE TOLERATED AND WHY I CAN ONLY REWARD YOU WITH 100 POINTS
lynch his ass.
SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK
GET WIGGLED GET WIGGLED GET WIGGLED
can those catbots also repair transformers?
No.
>tfw more interested in the water world stuff thats just drawings and greentexts than I am the actual real game
We really need Voices of the Deep
I just think an undersea setting has much more potential for spooks that aren't necessarily supernatural stuff, which is kinda where I feel like VotV drops the ball for me, aliens, UFOs? pretty cool but half the scares in the game now are demons, possessed mannequins, and other supernatural stuff.
I kinda wish there was a mode for VotV that got rid off all that stuff and was just you and ayy related events
>you're on observation duty in a deep sea lab
>core gameplay is going out in a dinky pod with manipulators collecting coral/ground samples and recording videos/taking photos of wildlife to send back to surface
>when you're not doing that you go around the base making sure there are no leaks and everything is working
>sometimes you can see things on recording that weren't initially there
>sometimes you find ancient civilization ruins
>sometimes you find alien artifacts
>events with crazy wild life approaching the base
>events with tectonic shifts that unearth more crazy stuff
Kind of like a mix of Voices of the Void and Iron Lung but without whatever that postapocalyptic setting it had
Barotrauma is honestly pretty alright when it comes to "underwater horror" imo. and you can play it in singleplayer pretty well too
unfortunately I can only play it with friends because I like playing as engineer and doing autistic wiring and setting up funny contraptions like setting up democratic self-destruct buttons; but singleplayer only really works if you play as captain and randos on public servers never tolerate it
You have the rest of drawanons pictures?
Isn't that thing literally one of those Chinese automated sperm donor machines?
>putting your dick
>in chinese machinery
Anyone else been noticing that nobody has been posting and spamming the typical China webm's since Israel was attacked?
The number of racebait threads has dropped significantly too.
/hmofa/ threads have also gone up since. coincidence? most likely yes
Israel was attacked?
Sand monkeys killing sand monkeys is nothing unheard of
All the five eyes propaganda shitposting dropped off.
China, Russia, etc. The only thing left is India which turned down but a lot of it was autistic pakis spamming it so you know.
Their whole engine shifted gears.
bros....
what's the amount semen a kerfus able to hold before it starts overflowing
sexo
who the frick needs chinese sperm? there's like a trillion of them
Do I really have to chip the mannequin that keeps sneaking up on me? Or will it stop at some point? I don't wanna lose frens. :c
You need to set an example for the others Anon.
Or throw those frickers into the bunker
Why can the aliens hack my keypads and enter my base! I thought I was safe at home...
Put a bucket filled with water on top of the door so when they open it they get dunked on.
I want a mod that makes Kerfus buff.
The only gameplay change is it physically can't enter satellites and gets stuck.
So just normal kerfus
Begone spazmatic banana
Izzat the dude who keeps getting jumpscared by kerfus during the worst possible moments?
Should I play the game now or wait for the next update?
Trashmaxx now while you can
It's free either way, so why wait.
The updates are coming fairly fast. I would recommend waiting. Might only be a few months before the game is radically different/better.
>Another doctor makes a surprise visit to the base for an inspection
>He immediately notices several beheaded mannequins with their heads nailed above the entry way
>Around the side, he can see a mountain of trash with what looks to be a woodchipper situated atop it
>Stepping inside, he notices it's extremely clean but all the hallways are barricaded or booby-trapped
>He carefully steps towards the bedroom
>All of the windows are boarded up and the room looks burned out as if a large fire happened
>He walks back to the main room where he finds all manner of obscene posters depicting some manner of feline alien in lewd circumstances
>There are several TVs pointed at the entrances showcasing some form of sadistic animated pornography
>A large pile of deactivated Kurfus bots completely blocks out the large window
>In the center of all of this is Dr. Kel still diligently working as if nothing is the matter.
How can I kel-maxx bros?
Indulge in the wonderful blend of autism and insanity.
Guys I found the picnic carpet but the place was completely empty, no baskets, no food and no ships. Did I just miss the event?
yes you did so you get the consolation prize fricking nothing
kek
hello?
I got halfway through sketching out this idea and then remebered the drawfren already did a map drawing. But it was too late to stop.
I like this map, the map drawing you're talking about was a very vague recollection from my dream, your map is much more interesting.
the highest praise I could have hoped for
Seasons when? Winter/Snow would present plenty of spooky opportunities with crunching snow, footprints, frozen rivers, etc.
>hot cup of cocoa watching the snow fall in droves around the candlelit window
>Ariral Snowmen can be found out in the woods.
>mannequins vanish in winter
>snowmen take their place
Dude! Let me in! I'm a snowman!
Hee-ho
>check radar
>some entity rapidly approaching the base
>it's not a drone
>suddenly hear a loud thud in the garage
>radar shows the entity leaving already
>you find a present from Santa in the garage
>Open it
>It's an Argemia Plush but with a Santa Hat and Beard.
>Instead of feeding it Shrimp, you feed it Cookies.
>Produces Coal once it eats 25.
>exploding trees
qrd?
Something like that
>ATV slips and slides on the snow in winter
>the rivers rise and small ponds appear during fall rain storms
w here put trash?
Use garbage rolls to bag the little piles of trash. Sell garbage bags using the item box. Make more money as a garbage man than a research scientist.
You can throw other pieces of trash (paper, wood chunks) into the woodchipper to convert it into baggable material.
I've put the big gargabe bags on a item box, how do I sell the box?
Put item box on palette and call the drone.
>find my kerfus turned off in the river
What happened here? Are they just not waterproof?
>get wood chipper to trashmaxx
>day after mannequins start getting frisky
>chip 5 of them so far
>one night as the last thing I do I decode one of my backlogged unknown signals
>it's a picture of the radio room taken from the outside
>next morning head to the controls
>all power cuts off
>know it's not the transformers as I just checked them
>flip breakers
>some jokers have left superbright blue glowsticks all over the base
>mfw
I am getting TIRED of this shit
I'm just trying to do my FRICKING job
>get wood chipper to trashmaxx
>shred one of the woodies just for fun
>go to sleep
>immediately get a nightmare with them
Yeah, I ain't touching mannequins again
Introducing me to things like this is why I keep coming back to this foetid shithole.
Thanks Ganker, you homosexuals are the best.
>load box full of tapes
>quickly go out to cycle generators, fix servers, and grab me hashes
>come back, slap paper on box, and send it on its way
>only midday, start processing more signals
>open box to load with more signals
>its loaded to the brim
>receive and email, its Dr. Bao
>"KEL YOU ABSOLUTE MOTHERFRICKER, IF YOU KEEP WASTING THOSE RESOURCES I'M GONNA STRANGLE YOUR DOGASS"
>"ps: thanks for the server hashcodes!"
>100 points
Yeah that shit is kinda fricking dumb. I loaded a box with like 8 level 3 drives and got 120 points.
DOCTOR KEL
DID YOU PUT THE DRIVES IN THE MICROWAVE?
*Dr. Bao deducted points calmly.*
On one of the earlier versions of the game I did all the daily tasks and sent that shit in to Bao and at the end of the day he b***hed about me not doing the daily task and made me so broke I went into the negatives.
I've kept score penalties off ever since.
ceiling cat is watching you get the succ
I'm going to send Bao pictures of my fricking balls and recordings of my gumbo shits and call them exoplanet sounds
Should I process black hole singing or it's one of those that turn blank after upgrade?
It turns blank.
you can process it and still keep the unprocessed copy around
Bao won't care you ruined the signal so long as it meets his signal level cuotas
Dumb boomer here.
Does anyone know how I can access the files of the game to extract sounds and effects?
I got a project I want to work on and I want the authentic stuff.
Unrealpak
why does the mouse feel so weird? i turned smoothing to zero
more cat bullying content
why is that model modeled after the chinese sperm extractor machines for sperm banks?
why do you think he follows you around?
father, it's 3.33 AM, time for your daily suck
Kerfus sex
by extracting 100% of kels semen at all times we make sure none of it falls into dirty e.t. claws
Because the dev is a massive coomer. His Discord server has an ERP channel that he frequently uses.
ugh
i just started this and I have no idea what the frick it wants me to do here
I fumble with knobs until a thing shows up on screen, I press the save button and get a positive beep, then what? I go to the next panel and I can't do anything.
forgot image
There are 3 polarity channels. Keep switching the polarity channels while the speed and offset are moving and you’ll see the polarity output % go up.
Don’t feel bad. Lots of us got filtered here. The tutorial could explain it better.
Insert empty drive
play signal, save signal
Nothing is showing up on the playback panel after I press save
Fix the polarity. Your download is still 0%.
ok now It's downloading but really slowly. Can I make it go faster?
wait I guess I gotta twiddle the knobs up and down to get both output datas higher?
yup
gotta find that sweet spot
once you start for real with zero upgrades it'll be slower though. moreso if you neglect repairing your servers and running >sd.calall once in a while
here's the foolproof way of doing the download panel
>scroll the +15 polarity filter up a few notches till it reaches like 100
>wait for it to cycle around
>if no output, change polarity
>wait till you see it move
>scroll back then fine tune it for 100%
>do the same thing for frequency
Frequency doesn't loop around, so it's better to go in the direction that's more likely to have the signal. Always scroll towards 500 first.
true, that ones just a simple up and down.
how do I enter base? I just started
does game pause when on escape menu?
1337
that's not the code
>how do I enter base?
Type in the door code
>does game pause when on escape menu?
Yes.
how was I suposed to know that code?
>that's not the code
FRICK THANKS
GOD GIVE ME STRENGTH TO NOT FRICK ROBOT KOT!
Another day
Another person filtered by the door
Nose should make a dream sequence around the door
Like you're stuck outside in the dark and something is loudly approaching you, and you have to guess the code to win the dream
some of us did genuinely get fricked over by collision frickery you know, I've looked all over where the note was supposed to be, multiple times, and found nothing
speaking of which, what's the point of the copy of the note with the code inside the base? before learning you're not supposed to guess your way in I just thought it was part of some joke
I broke in through the roof first time around
how do you guys add youtube videos to the online.txt?
You can't.
The link needs to be a direct link to the video itself which Youtube doesn't do. Like Ending in mp4 etc IIRC.
Has anyone ever tried doing a 1:1 scale figure of a model with the 3d printer? All I've seen are doll sized models
what is VotV, i've seen a thread on this before? is it fun?
idk. I'm at day 14 and its starting to get a little boring tbh.
I've seen this cat robot thing and some weird door, is this a weird puzzle game?
Fun? No, no, not really.
It's very comfy though. The appeal of the game resides mostly in the comfy life of being a satellite nerd living innawoods. The entertainment comes from the silly shit that happens in the course of you trying to do your job. Like take this for example
>Decide to invest in a catbot to go fix my servers for me
>Fumble with the controls and don't notice that I popped his plug out
>Assume it's normal and chuckle as he goes out with his tail flopping around
>Later realize that he hasn't even fixed the server
>Go out to find him
>Find out he's stuck because his plug gets caught in the metal grating of the sat-towers
>Fumble around some more and get his plug put away
>After fixing the server, he aways to the next
>Go back to base assuming that's that
>Check my radar at the end of the day
>Notice that the bot isn't moving
>Go out in the dead of night to try to find him
>Ride my ATV to his approximate location
>Find him face down in the river
>Realize that if I carried him, I'd have to ditch the ATV
>Decide to hook the bot onto the back of the ATV and drag him home
>The bot is flopping around on the back and gets caught on a tree
>I get thrown off the ATV
>Zero idea where the ATV even went
>Find the bot and carry him the rest of the way home
>Plug him in next to my bed and call it a day
>Wake up and see a nastygram from my boss asking what the hell I did all day yesterday
Sounds good
It's still indev though so there's some parts in need of polish and not every idea is fully implemented, but on the other hand it's free on itch so you really don't have anything to lose other than time. If you're stuck or confused, the threads are here to make fun of you and/or answer your questions.
I don't get stuck, I just move on
You drop a game if you can't figure something out?
Nope, I'm just like better dood
If you say so, bro
The door will filter you.
It didn't, the game's fricking easy as shit. I was going to replay it recently, but got caught up in disgaea again. Also remake is going to fricking suck holy shit.
post battlestations
>The rabbit of tooth decay
>The mistress of mold
repostan'
C U T E !
>100% clean the base of all grime and garbage
>even the window, roof, and basement
>Didn't get an achivement
>The window grime reappeared after about 1 irl hour
*eats out an ariral's vegana*
newbie-ish here, is this model yet to be used, or was it the one before the ugly troony one?
it is the troony one, minus the jacket and a knit hat
Okay then where does this one come from?
It's the older one i think. There are like 4 models of kel in the files including the placeholder.
Last one had a labcoat, but for some reason it was changed to a jacket
To be fair it doesn't really make sense for a guy living/working alone, whose job doesn't involve chemestry or experimenting would wear a labcoat/uniform.
>doesn't really make sense
who cares about making sense on a game about a dude living alone in the middle of the swiss alps where he's getting bullied by alien cat girls and where the sun can literally melt your skin off.
this is a video game, damn it! let my boy have his lab coat!
His model should gradually go from a pristine guy in a lab coat with a neat haircut to a hairy mess of a man in a shrimp-stained hoody. Like maybe have it change every 5 days
This is the correct answer. Day 80+ he is fully nude, sweaty and dehydrated.
And with alien bite marks all over the body also one of his legs is now mannequin leg
It's about standards and professionalism. You wouldn't get it
I am living innawoods, professionalism doesn't exist and my standards only stretch as far as my fricks to give do.
It would be one thing if he was working with other people or on camera, but he's completely isolated and constantly goes out into the wilderness to fix electronics..
It doesn't make sense for otacon to be wearing a labcoat when in a frozen wasteland but it's worn anyways because character aesthetic.
Does anyone know how model swaps in Unreal Engine work? The troony model isn't rigged yet so I don't see it being too difficult. I'm tired of this gay ass self insert model.
How the frick do I reliably put pallets in the chipper?
You gotta wedge one of the corners into the hopper
Now why would you do such a foolish thing? Do you have any idea how valuable pallets are?
Move the chipper more towards the middle of the room, it's a pain in the ass if the hopper is against a wall.
JUST.
Is that Spore?
No.
Yes.
Maybe.
Maybe.
I don't know
No it's the new ararial model made by monique.
Could you repeat that question?
What is wrong with the northeast corner of the map?
The new tree section is cordoned off because Nose hid a free pizza in there. There doesn't seem to be anything worth restricting here.
theres a pile of bones and a notebook that says ITS RAINING FLESH for 12 pages
What gane js this?
Here's a QRD
We ignore radar signals at night
Whats the worst than can happen? Go check it out, pussy.
Death?
Giving the Short a shrimp pack!
Watching her break down in tears because the Talls don't share any with her!
Occasionally hearing the sound of purring while sleeping!
This thing looks like it's from jak and daxter.
sex with shorts!
>short breaking into the base during the night just to sleep with you
why God
what is the deep lore behind the eggman logo on the jacket?
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=8389858
he needs to do an abduction scenario, but also make it dream like so the player is just as gaslit as the normal victims.
Meow!
>touch a mysterious donut
>teleported back to the base
>atv left in the middle of nowhere
YOU ALIEN BASTARDS
You may find your doughnut also touched.
Okay I saw a bunch of these threads lately whenever I ctrl+f'ed for the void stranger threads.
I am curious. What's Visions of the Void? Why is Kerfuś in it? What's the pitch to get me to play it?
you are sent innawoods, switzerland, to a job simulator scanning the nightsky for radio signals
there may or may not be ayys, spirits and/or wendigos in your area, you'll be too busy selling signals, redecorating your base and fixing servers to notice until day 10 or so
If you find the idea of role-playing as a justifiably paranoid satellite operator entertaining, then by God do I have the game for you.
It’s a comfy job simulator with creepy elements.
The game is still very unfinished and is updated often. The creator is a 21 year old Russian otaku whose been making vidya since he was 14.
The game is jam packed with lots of tiny, hidden details. You can really feel the creator’s passion and soul when playing. The game is also free.
>fishing for signals while watching old soviet UFO documentaries
Now THAT is life.
>soviet UFO documentaries
That sounds neat, where did you find those? And are they subtitled?
Grabbed a bunch from youtube. No subs unfortunately
imma need a magnet link m8
So I bought a Roomba and let me ask bluntly: Did I get scammed? This thing is damn useless and just bumbles around doing frick all.
Are you talking about the game or IRL?
I bought a Broomba too and was immediately and completely disappointed. I turned it off and left it in a corner of my garage for days until I decided to set it free into the wilderness (with a glowstick nailed on top).
It's definitely a bit trollish since I think it mostly sucks up useful items, does no real cleaning and gets stuck on things, sort of like a real Roomba. However unlike a real Roomba you can attach a TV blasting anti-alien messages on top of it and then send it off to the wilderness.
It makes cleaning up the base a bit easier if you wanna do other stuff while it cleans, but it can also be used to collect items that are normally to big to store in your inventory, allowing you to put them in your inventory or boxes. At least it does that with the curtains.
>21 fricking days since the last stream
yameroooo
Vacationmaxxing
Is this game any fun?
>wake up early morning day 20-something
>get breakfast and start turning dials before heading out to fix a transformer on cycle 17
>a pulsating droning sound gets louder and louder
>notice the room is darker than usual
>look outside
>no sun
>pitch blackness
>have to go out there or lose power to the base
I had the creeps all the fricking way up to the transformer. Then the sun turned back on on my way back.
Very. It's hard to explain. Imagine SCP My Summer Car.
I do wish the power lines had some kind of small lights on them, only because TR_1 is near impossible to find at night. The other two are close enough to satellites that they're easy to find, but that fricker is deep in the woods.
>rule 34 kerfuś
>mfw it exists
why
why did i do this to myself
>it's about the polish one and predates votv
You are surprised? I was looking for it the moment the original Kerfus in a Polish store video became viral.
i didnt even know they existed at all until these threads
hot
>buy industrial printer
>too stupid to make .obj files myself
>only other resource for .obj files is the d*scord server
It's over...
I can give you the files for a Sybil figurine later. I can't right now because my PC is using a VPN to pirate Phantom Liberty. I'm posting this from my phone.
Stuff it into an item box and hope they accept refunds
Can I beat the shit out of the ayys in this game? I'm fine with the occasional spook and all, but I want to welcome them to erff accordingly.
you can find a skull next to an abandoned shack. if you put it in the microwave and burn it, you can spook the aliens away.
correction: it's a deer skull. you'll know you did it right if effigies start appearing next to your base
Deer wife
you should eat the rotting corpse of your deer wife
>Cant fight back against the space cats because "muh original character donut steel"
I would make my ocs instantly explode into a red splatter just by poking them, I don't enjoy power fantasies.
>can't fight the golden orbs
>can't fight the rozitals
>can't fight the wendigo
>can't fight the zombie deer
>can't fight the bone dogs
>can't fight the trees
>can't fight the antibreather
>can't fight the cosmic evil
>can't fight the sun
>can't fight the forces of hell
Damn dude, you must be suffering.
New patreon build, time for me to check the differences.
please tell us if there's arir sex
this is very important
The only ariral related material in this patch is the addition of the (in my opinion) worse ariral model that monique recently made. Nose made the prop use vehicle sounds for its physics sounds, so I think he shares the same thought.
That hair is uncanny
>hes actually replacing picrelated with the monique model
FRICK
god i hope it isnt the final model
That vrchat model was never going to be in the game
the vrchat model is the current in game model with some rigging
Is it really the same? It feels different somehow
>It feels different somehow
thats the power of good facial rigging
Bullshit.
without rigging is in the game. The vrchat fugly one was probably added just so that monique won't throw an autistic shitfit and would probably get axed later if
is right.
It wouldn't make sense to remake those models if we consider the maskless shorts using a modified current ariral that have been posted like a week ago
or so i hope
It all returns to nothing.
It all comes tumblring down, tumblring down, tumblring down...
You're fricking with us right?
Nope. It's there.
Monique gave it weird knee bumps, overly detailed feet, individually modeled teeth, larger buttocks, and modeled, but not textured, nipples.
Ariral paizuri real
Okay, now it's like a bizzare mix between a shitty second life avatar, and a really bad koikatsu card that fricks up the waist.
It's probably as
said, considering Monique is indeed a second life gay.
I can't enable wireframe view, but from eyeing the silhouette of the ariral npc, it hasn't been replaced with the bad model.
Post YFW the new model is made for fake Arirals that you can freely bully and even kill.
I wonder if it would be enough for Monique to finally take the hint.
>now it's like a bizzare mix between a shitty second life avatar
Monique literally plays second life, so I'm guessing that's intentional.
That hair looks fricking awful, it's like a really shitty second life model.
Anon, it IS a shitty second life model.
Good. At least this one is actually kinda hot.
kinda feel bad for nose. he needs to rely on what is most likely a mentally unstable but talented artist for his project, so when monique sends him something new he sort of has to roll with the punches or risk the clusterfrick that would be making a troony feel bad
Apparently, Monique only models what nose asks. I know for a fact that ariral model wasn't asked for, however.
i guess i wasn't entirely wrong. i really hope he'll just have it as some other ariral amongst the tourists instead of the main girl that visits you
Ask Nose if its the final model for them
if it is its over
What a thrill.
Nose is asleep right now.
When he wakes up send him this idea
>mentally unstable but talented artist
How in the hell do I use the metal detector? Does it even do anything yet?
Tale as old as time.
Equip it, turn it on with right click and then wave it around until it beeps high and fast, then dig there with a shovel.
Where in the hell do we have shovels stocked?
Uuuuh... tr_2?
The trash heap one?
IIRC, there's a shovel in one of the transformer buildings behind the transformer itself, one at stonehenge, and one in the shack with the deer skull, probably more.
is this the only depiction of kel that doesn't intentionally make him look like a nonbionary they/thussy homosexual?
Thats not Kel
Thats A
A what?
Ayin from Lobotomy Corporation
that explains why it isn't shit
Yeah the actual concept art is fine, but all fanart I've seen is tainted
>all fanart I've seen is tainted
I refuse to believe there is a single piece of fanart that uses the model design.
>but all fanart I've seen is tainted
That hardly counts, the guy who made it is now the concept artist.
he made it before he became the concept artist
it counts
>troony wears mask to hide his man face
>It's ineffective.
the mask is a reference to the his old placeholder model
The catface mask has been tainted long before this game, it does not matter if it's a reference.
you're a joyless gay i hope you know that
Turns out that fanart is actually version 2
it was changed at the request of Nose himself
picrelated is the original
ill let you guys guess why Nose wanted it changed
NO furry
I can't really tell the difference between the two
the ariral
Cute ferret.
The snoot
That's Dr. NOSE for you
I like the ferret snouted thing better tbh, but it'd frick with helmets
I picture a very large awkward dirt bike helmet with angled face glass and visor
Most of the fanart I've seen has come from these threads.
reminder that A's idea of hell was playing lobotomy corporation
He looks fine in all the concept art, he just has yet to be translated into 3d properly besides with Otacon.
That's A from Lobotomy Corp.
i wonder how many indie projects have been sabotaged by a single troony calling on the mobsquads to destroy them for "bigotry" at this point
cool general, what is this game
So how does "equipping" shit work. I found a welding mask and used it and it disappeared, I assume I'm wearing it? How's this shit work, I haven't bought the backpack or the hazmat suit either. Is there a different menu for equipped stuff?
isn't there an equipment button in your inventory screen
Is there any reason to use the telescope? I'm glancing at it now and then but I never see anything unusual.
Keep looking.
The delivery boxes have stopped exploding and it turns out they're invincible, what do
actually invincible or just hard to break?
+1 devtest map
This one is for testing the behaviors of moving ladders.
ladder mimics?
How do you operate the drone, what do you even use it for?
Spying on arirals jerking off
>what do you even use it for?
finding secrets
Okay but how? It's not giving me any options other than turning it on.
you control it from the computer
Activate the drone, then go to your computer. Go to the cameras tab and hit the refresh icon. Click the checkmark on the drone's entry. The three bars allow for height adjustment, turning, and movement.
>See those blips on the radar
>Decide to finally get the drop on them
>Write down the coordinates
>Break out the minimap
>Its coordinates don't update making that feature useless
What a piece of shit
Do I need to recharge it? If so, what do I use?
batteries, just like the flashlight
The hand map is buggy, if the X:Y doesn't work try dropping it and equipping it again, or holding it from the inventory instead of the hotbar.
how do I get those dolls?
Explore the map
OJOJOJOJOJOJOJOJ
I need aqua terror
I need voices of the abyss
I need swamp monsters throwing boulders at my airboat
I need shadowy figures in watching me across the water
I need old abandoned voodoo shacks
I need whale song and the groans of the dam to lull me to sleep
I need supervisors increasingly irate supervisors telling me to talking about monsters in my reports
I need to reel in a fish that looks at me with all too human eyes
I need to gaze out peacefully at the sun setting across the sea only to see a ship snatched beneath the waves
I need squirrels who keep stealing my rations
I need that hazy figures lurking in the thick morning fog
like just make game then
maybe I will gayboy
Any command I can do to unstuck my Kerfur? It got stuck in the middle of nowhere.
Nope. Better save it before the battery dies.
Direct control of Kerfus is set to be added in the next update.
>Better save it before the battery dies.
It's 1AM and fear aside I can't see shit...
What is the name of this fricking game you twats?
Googling VotV gives me a shitty card game and OP is too much of a dumbass to actually give the name of the game.
see the top left of
Thanks.
it's over Ganker... we have to hate this game now
Is there a list of all non satellite things you can sv.target? Or is it just your base and ATV?
You can target transformers as well.
Who's throwing batteries at me?
I am. Do something about it pussy.
Fun fact: inmates throw batteries at officers when the power goes out at night.
that fact wasn't fun
this red dot is coming closer and closer... haha....
when I took the screenshot it vanished haha...
How do I custom posters?
Go go to the settings menu, I believe at the very bottom of the "game" tab there is a show asset folder button. Put the pics you want for the respective custom item in there.
Thanks, got it.
How many custom posters do you think it would take for me to camoflage the roof of this place?
too many to be worth your time anon, do it anyway
A gorillion
do patreon version is more updated than demo?
should I put every scrap and piece of anything to the wood chipper?
THERE ARE MORE ARGEMIA PLUSHES
Argemia supremacy
good grief she's naked
>that face on cyan
Could it be?
Australigemia
FRICK
they seem much more expressive now, which is cute, but i prefer them all having the same smug expression like those fumo dolls
Forgot to add there's a 6th doll that floats in the air and has pathfinding. Poltergeist Argemia
Highly cursed
funny little arir
I can hear the mii channel music
Haunted Argemia Plush that eats all your shrimps and calls you an asdu
Argemia Blanco.
These in the next update?
No idea, they're in the files now though
>Plush Maria!
They stand now!? They stand now.
The ayys will never see my drone coming.
>announces himself
>solves your problem
>leaves
Meanwhile the only thing those shrimp stealing bastards did during the recent crisis was trash my workplace and eat my "cat".
I'd live there
You'd die there.
at the ripe age of 84 surrounded by my loving ariral wives, I know
Least I'd die comfy
>big hole in the roof
>going the opposite way from normal
>Gang on shorties in a run down church
The Third Street Shorts?
UFO PORNOOOO
you should be surrounded by giant naked argemia plushes here
there 2 types of VotV players
>i just bought a cat robot, yay!
and
>There is nothing left for me on this hellish land, my only hope is that when my soul is released, god will look favorably on it
Damn these wojacks are getting weird
>Once spawned the entity will hunt down the player wherever it is at. Once located the player, the entity will latch on to the player almost gobbling it up and cause the game to crash.
GOD IS COMING
the voregays have been awakened
Painis painis painis
>yet another cosmic horror strikes
Those anons who wanted more threats and ways to die should be happy.
pretty sure thats just the out of bounds entity
Fridge is something else and operates entirely differently.
Vagineer ariral.
HWEUUUUUUUUUR
HAIMAMAMOO
>the red rope ball is an object linker
God damn it, I was hoping it was like a rope arrow so I could use it to climb over into that fenced off bunker.
thats the hook, you use mousewheel to reel yourself in
God damn I had no idea the mousewheel did anything. Thanks.
GO AWAY I'M NOT HOME
I know for a fact I didn't finish that shrimp...
mannequins HUNGRY...need a 20 PACK OF SHRIMP!!
chop chop or we get angry, remember to leave it outside your base
dr kel sucks so i have made the choice they are not canon
how i turn on the lights
Try the lightswitch
nevermind I found it immediately after posting
Mark keeps making me jump every time I leave my desk. I have his album playing on the radio.
Now I want to listen to Little Wings again.
Something else is keeping tabs on you btw
Probably the US military/5 eyes intel agencies
I have a feeling it's not glowies
Hey, that's the locker where I store the garbage bag full of gore from TR_1.
They know about the mushrooms its over
More content for the cringe compilation....
I got a million signals on the outskirts of the radar, and I needed to recover my lost ATV that I crashed the night before but my hand map's fricking bugged X:Y wouldn't work. I reloaded to fix it to get it working, but whatever that mass blips event was is gone. I hope it was just a bunch of bogus blips.
sv.target vehicle
Anything special about the telescope?
Damn solicitors...
Update, probably just a false alarm
Bring me otakel...
you dare come to MY gym, challenge ME to a deadlift??
die
begone harlot
>That seam
You cheeky c**t.
DON'T MAKE ME PUT ONE BY THE LADDER YOU ANNOYING HOOLIGANS
meecrosleep
FRICK
>he actually did it
He gonna booty touch you
HES GOT A FEVER THAT ONLY BLOOD CAN SATISFY
>You will now see the full extent of my power.
Wash your Kerfus.
My kerfus isn't a rozital, I will not anally stimulate it with soap.
>My kerfus isn't a rozital
yet
kerfus my beloved...
how mad would the cat girls be if they found out that they got cucked by a fricking stupid looking robot
>stupid fricking robot
take that back, thats my wife you are talking about.
What does this poster mean exactly? Who are they targeting and why? Those aren't Talls.
gotta keep your own citizens in line