i tried it out because you won't stop with the threads and it seems like i spend more time running chores than actually doing signals, the part that made signal sim fun
though it was very funny turning around and finding a skeleton in my chair
No one ever tells that this is a real chore >What if we took the worst part of Half Life, the vehicle sections, and made 50% of the game that
Can't wait for the zoomers to get a hold of this then the threads will stop
You don't need to make a server repair trip every single time one breaks down. Just work fixing busted servers into your daily hash-collection, calibrate the satellites while everything's in good shape, and then any servers that break down by that point can wait until the next day.
This made my heart stop. Such a simple trick and i didnt even see it at first.
On day 15(?) and this was the first real spook. Aside from the tape with a red skull on it that you see me grabbing to sell.
Think about the conditions you might see it in. You're walking through the woods at night and you suddenly see yellowish humanoid shapes with bright neon lights on their heads chasing you,
Players aren't going to think, "lol furgay", they're going to freak out. Assuming that they don't start as a neutral faction that you can befriend because they're the dev's favorite OC race lol
If the Short GOVERNMENT caught him. Some randos on the other hand? Who fricking knows. I vaguely recall hearing about a factional relationship system or whatever, but maybe that was specifically for the Talls, I don't remember
Is that any worse than slowly poisoning a population in order to invade and enslave them easier like the talls? The shorts are just blunt while the talls are le quirky manic pixie girfriend-tier.
Argemia's plan is more or less to make us smarter
stronger, etc and then uplift us via benign takeover. It's sort of like how the Culture's Special Circumstances would do an uplift.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>benign takeover
oxymoron
8 months ago
Anonymous
Given how much of a degen Argemia is, there are multiple ways that plan could go.
8 months ago
Anonymous
I will be teaming up with the extra-dimensional entities to destroy reality before I let that happen.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah, Rozitals? We're gonna need you over here for this one.
its basically just a placeholder model for now
im assuming were gonna get a new one once were actually allowed to see them without the cloak
considering the fact that hes been de-furrying the model i wonder what the final version will look like
8 months ago
Anonymous
8 months ago
Anonymous
Oh no
8 months ago
Anonymous
pretty sure that isnt for the game, just vrchat or something
8 months ago
EDAnon
>VRChat
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MONIQUE PLAYS SECOND LIFE YOU FOOL
8 months ago
Anonymous
It shows
8 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah but monique is responsible for more models in the game and all of them have that distinct "Too detailed for this shit" look even when Nose downscales and pixellizes them. Nose was much better at this judging by the rest of the game, unless THE Ayyriral model was also made by him.
If i were in his place i would've just tweaked the plushies to fit actual ariral proportions and maybe add just a bit of details. It would also play well into the "microwaving children" meme.
>Spoiler
Nah on the second thought that actually objectively looks badass. It looks like something out of a scifi 2000s game prerendered stuff, which is amazing in itself, but complete shit when i imagine it in the actual game it's supposed to be in.
Pretty much all of the models monique made have that same "Great on their own but don't fit where they are now" feel to them. For example, look at how much better the old terminals looked.
Well I did say that they don't fit where they are *now*. From what I've seen of the new base like
The new terminal will look better in the new base probably
said, it'll fit way better in there.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Well I guess DrNose is gonna have to break out the wood paneling and deep pile shag if we're going to make this thing work
On a completely unrelated note, when exactly is voices of the void actually supposed to be set? Judging from the servers, computer and other electronics we see it cant really be set any later than the early 2000's. Unless of course Dr. Bao and company are just cheap and are unwilling to give Dr. Kel anything more advanced than a beige IBM running the in-universe version of Windows 95 in 2023.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Your shit is delivered by drone.
Bao is just the most mountainisraeli chink motherfricker to ever grace the SETI program.
You are getting cold war equipment and you will love it.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>cold war equipment
Frick yes, gimme AKM/FN MAG/Davy Crockett, I've got catfishBlack folk to evict off my planet.
Remember, ayys: either pay the rent or get the lead.
8 months ago
Anonymous
The odd thing is that by now, operating cold war equipment would be monumentally more expensive than just using cheap LCD touchscreens and a 50 dollar alibaba SSD
Reel to reel servers, CRT monitors and floppy drive computers are not only power hungry monsters that take up a whole room but are also required to be fed with a steady diet of ultra expensive, rare replacement parts that probably require specialized knowledge to install. Its far easier to swap out a Temu.com Grate Value Sold State Drive vs an 1974 AN/UYK 69420 Data Integrated Calculation Kit D.I.C.K.
8 months ago
Anonymous
It's expensive to operate, but it's cheap to buy.
If something doesn't work anymore Bao will just say Kel is dumb and should fix it himself.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>DrNose is gonna have to break out the wood paneling and deep pile shag
God I fricking hope, the base would look kino af if it gets designed like a post-cold war facility retrofitted in the 70's and never updated since.
8 months ago
Anonymous
New base design, untextured.
Leave this sub forever you filthy fricking swine.
>Leave this sub
Submarine? Subreddit? What are you talking about?
8 months ago
Anonymous
Did they say why they're charging it
8 months ago
Anonymous
Actually looks pretty good. >Second floor
Oh frick yeah, time to barricade the stairs in case of arir invasion and chuck shit down.
8 months ago
Anonymous
They removed the vents.
8 months ago
Anonymous
I like the design but I'm not sure how I feel about making the garage face the river assuming the main window is gonna be facing the same direction
That's gonna undo a lot of muscle memory.
8 months ago
Anonymous
looks interesting, though i'll miss the old base. i also dread trying to decorate the place since i suck at interior design but can't stand leaving rooms empty
8 months ago
Anonymous
Smaller rooms will make decorating easier.
8 months ago
Anonymous
The hell is that white table thing hanging from the ceiling? It looks like an ironing board.
8 months ago
Anonymous
I remember a couple threads ago there was also a floorplan to go with this. That floorplan was amazing.
8 months ago
Anonymous
You saw this. This floor plan was made for the suggestion channel in the Discord server. I like it a lot as well, which is why I posted in that thread, but if you look closely, it doesn't match the structure of the building in
New base design, untextured.
[...] >Leave this sub
Submarine? Subreddit? What are you talking about?
, so at best it has served as an inspiration for the new base.
The hell is that white table thing hanging from the ceiling? It looks like an ironing board.
My mattress. I sleep there. Even brought the pillow.
8 months ago
Anonymous
this one reminds me a lot of the signal simulator base, which i guess is the point. that basement is a little concerning though
8 months ago
Anonymous
Don't worry, hardly anything comes crawling up the maintenance shaft at night.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Incredible. I don't know how you hung it up like that but that's hilarious.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>Have to go outside to grab the deliveries
Bad sun event is going to suck, but on the other hand it is a PERFECT setup for more spooky stuff. If only we had more weird cryptids and other beasties lurking...
8 months ago
Anonymous
>setup for more spooky stuff
More like a setup for shrimp being stolen before you can get it inside or items flying off into the surrounding area.
A small fence around the pad would be nice, like a railing but to stop items from falling off the pad.
8 months ago
Anonymous
I really like the balcony
no longer will I have to build a buggy trash staircase in the garage to get up without risking spooks getting me if I go for the ladder outside
8 months ago
Anonymous
I do like that kind of aesthetic, but it needs to fit in with the rest of the base. It would be cool if the base and installation are shown to run on machines and computers from the SETI heydays in the 1970s (with modern technology slapped on where needed, e.g. drives, modern monitors, etc.). But right now those terminals stick out like a sore thumb.
8 months ago
Anonymous
I think the game being set around 1993 to 1996 would make the most sense
IIRC from the wiki (although this is probably going to change) the radio facility was built in the mid 1970's for the alpine telescope company or whoever Dr. Kel works for and has since fallen into a state of disrepair from neglect, probably because the backers/investors went bust by new years 1980 and the previous contractors for the site found greener pastures by working with the US Military instead of dipshits in the Swiss alps.
Setting the game in the mid 90's would also track well with the setting and general appearance of the base. If the game was set in 2023 the whole base would've probably been completely gutted by now, having corroded away from a lack of care or the remaining parts being sold off. But in the early 90's it could still be limping along, caked in mildew and rust but still technically functioning. The 1990's were also a time of renewed interest in the world of extraterrestrials, with multiple high profile pieces of media featuring alien first contact (The Arrival, X-Files, Contact, Stargate) and a general renewed interest in the field.
I sort of dig the new terminal more but that's an exception.
Well I did say that they don't fit where they are *now*. From what I've seen of the new base like [...] said, it'll fit way better in there.
That's sad, i liked when the style the game was going was some mix of goldsrc/ps1 look.
The PS2-styled models look great too but i'm afraid that might damage the game in the long run if monique one day throws a shitfit inevitably and the game will have the exact same problem as it is currently having with the artstyle clash.
8 months ago
EDAnon
If you're looking for ps1 graphics, Nose will most likely resume work on the Alex Basics remake when he's satisfied with the state VotV is in. There's even a tech demo out right now.
https://mrdrnose.itch.io/abibazrd
8 months ago
Anonymous
>One Baldiclone wasn't enough
I sort of admire his autism
8 months ago
Anonymous
The frick is baldi shit, anyway?
Give me a qrd on it and nose's clone plx since I avoided that shit like the plague.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Just some shitty horror game that exploded. Wasn't anything worthy about it, but Nose then jumped onto the bandwagon and made Viktor Strobovsky, which was the debut game for Rozitals and, from what i heard about it, quite fun.
8 months ago
Anonymous
ABiBaZ - Alex Basics in Biology and Zoology >Literally baldi with like 5 new things >Cute robot girl fricking chokes you >Teacher is a skinwalker demon who killed the old one and presumed his identity >Don't play it, it kinda sucks
AEwVS - Advanced Education with Viktor Strobovski >The good shit >3 subjects plus the PaP station, multiple difficulties, near infinite replayability >Even cuter robot girl lives in the library, you can go in her room >Meatball mech boss fight >Even has a few creepypasta references, like Mr. Mix and a Smile Dog painting >Evil nutcracker crip walks towards you while you aren't looking, bites your neck
Baldi's Basics was a horror game that took the tone and visuals of mid-90s edutainment games and ran with it,
Thanks, anons!
8 months ago
EDAnon
ABiBaZ - Alex Basics in Biology and Zoology >Literally baldi with like 5 new things >Cute robot girl fricking chokes you >Teacher is a skinwalker demon who killed the old one and presumed his identity >Don't play it, it kinda sucks
AEwVS - Advanced Education with Viktor Strobovski >The good shit >3 subjects plus the PaP station, multiple difficulties, near infinite replayability >Even cuter robot girl lives in the library, you can go in her room >Meatball mech boss fight >Even has a few creepypasta references, like Mr. Mix and a Smile Dog painting >Evil nutcracker crip walks towards you while you aren't looking, bites your neck
8 months ago
Anonymous
Baldi's Basics was a horror game that took the tone and visuals of mid-90s edutainment games and ran with it,
8 months ago
EDAnon
Funnily enough, ABiBaZ came before Viktor Strobovski. Also, from what I've tried in the demo itself, it too will be straying far from the core baldi mechanics, featuring cooking, hunger, bosses, makeshift pencil crossbows out of rulers and elastic bands, realistically functioning vending machines, and much more.
>feed tall shrimps
lol thanks sucker *throws the empty package into your fukcing face at machspeed* >feed short shrimps
crying breakdown, this is the nicest thing she's ever had and the nicest thing anybody has ever done for her
The trick to a first contact situation where you're at a disadvantage is to not treat it like a first contact situation. The more casual you act, the more confident you come off as. An alien that itself might be hesitant or burdened with a sense of trepidation can be disarmed by casual hospitality and a complete absence of unease on your part.
just checking 20 monitors filled with random bullshit
holy frick i wish >your burger meter is low! >your shit meter is low! >take out the trash! >le funni catgirl threw le bone at your head haha >TANGO UNIFORM HOTEL JULIETT SERVERS OFFLINE
>somehow get the greys to chill the frick out >ask them to get the arirals to frick off >they stroggify them >they don't make them docile or anything >zombine arirals wander the map afterwards as lethal hazards Defend the base at all costs.
>somehow get the greys to chill the frick out >ask them to get the arirals to frick off >they stroggify them >they don't make them docile or anything >zombine arirals wander the map afterwards as lethal hazards Defend the base at all costs.
>Starting an intergalactic war over your fridge getting robbed
>The garage door is forced open by an invisible twat >Eyes on a prize, the stack of shrimp packs right on the console
*TUNK!* >A singular mannequin tries to tackle the tall >Is thrown across the room
*TUNK!*
*TUNK!* >Two more mannequins start slapping the space cat, just as the thrown one rejoins them >More and more lockers open and mannequins come pouring out, landing more and more hits on the shrimp thief >They come climbing up the ladder, they emerge from vents, they crawl from under your bed >At this point the whole scuffle has moved outside and you can see a giant dogpile of mannequins just spasming violently >agitated_gmod_physics.wav >Until a sickening fleshy crunch is heard, and the pile disperses unevenly, slowly pouring back into the building >You hear woodchipper activating >It spits out more shrimp packs >The cycle continues...
Probably not. Just off the top of my head the little ayys, triangle guys, our dear wooden friends, and the forest spirits would all work with a rapport system to varying degrees.
download speed, computer level, detector frequency. Rush kerfus to not have to deal with servers crashing in bumfrick nowhere.
Sell your trashpiles with an item box.
Computer Level and Server Stability mean you'll have plenty of free time while still putting out a volume of tapes.
Know this. ONLY THE ORIGINAL SIGNALS CAN BE SENT IN. So what you want to do is save it to the computer, make a copy from the computer, put it on a drive, and upgrade that. Then take the upgraded signal, save, copy, put the copy on a drive, and so on.
This way, every signal you download gives you 4 signals to cash in.
>what you want to do is save it to the computer, make a copy from the computer, put it on a drive, and upgrade that. Then take the upgraded signal, save, copy, put the copy on a drive, and so on
Download signal. Save signal. Save signal from player to computer. Go to computer. Copy signal. Go to player. Upload the COPY to a drive. Upgrade that. Put the original on a drive. Put in box.
What he means to say is >find signal >download now you have a level 0 >save this signal to computer >put that level 0 on a drive >go to computer >copy the saved signal 3 times >put those 3 copied signals on 3 drives >they'll all be yellow which means you can't send them >upgrade/decrypt them >wow they are no longer yellow
Big money, and far more efficient
combination of DEEP LORE you'd have to know from external sources, missable events and the fact the game starts super slow and you only start to see shit at day 14+
>Keeps wasting science budget on useless ultratech gizmos >Killed the previous leader, who was both either liked by all or had an iron enough fist, and was also its mother, starting a civil war >80% of the population are forced to larp STALKER because of its actions >Chubby >Germale
Is Nose, despite being Nose and having her being his pseudonym once, building up to Argemia being the objectively worst in-universe and unlikeable by all antagonist of votv?
Quite based if he actually subverts himself like that.
>Keeps wasting science budget on useless ultratech gizmos >Killed the previous leader, who was both either liked by all or had an iron enough fist, and was also its mother, starting a civil war >80% of the population are forced to larp STALKER because of its actions >Chubby >Germale
Is Nose, despite being Nose and having her being his pseudonym once, building up to Argemia being the objectively worst in-universe and unlikeable by all antagonist of votv?
Quite based if he actually subverts himself like that.
The AI she's attracted to is probably Diefthyntis, since it's been mentioned she tried to flirt with him once. And Dief is probably older than her by an extreme amount, given he's the apparent progenitor of the Rozitals on-board the PAP Station.
Machine and meat will join to create a human/rozital hybrid offspring.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Anon, they're literal crystals piloting mechs. They cannot frick.
8 months ago
Anonymous
I cum on crystal it moan at penis.
8 months ago
Anonymous
that's what a coward would say
8 months ago
Anonymous
>they're literal crystals piloting mechs
So what you're saying is that in theory they could inhabit medabots?
8 months ago
Anonymous
Probably. Most Rozital forms are unconventional, and we know life crystals can animate even fricking bones somehow, so it's not out of the question.
8 months ago
Anonymous
You cannot stop me.
8 months ago
EDAnon
Anon, they're literal crystals piloting mechs. They cannot frick.
DO frick the rozitals
8 months ago
Anonymous
this crosses the treshhold from cringe coomer into based degenerate
8 months ago
Anonymous
Ok I fricking need to see that.
8 months ago
EDAnon
8 months ago
Anonymous
death to you
8 months ago
Anonymous
8 months ago
Anonymous
In respect of this man's passion and autism, I will make this my next fap.
8 months ago
Anonymous
8 months ago
Anonymous
Ever since I saw that charging dock, I knew that hole was lewd, got damn.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Ok someone tell me the full rundown on rozitals and what's with the scrubbing and if that hole is sexual to them in any way.
8 months ago
Anonymous
It's their interface port. That's the actual name. It directly connects to the Crystal inside that's their actual soul.
8 months ago
EDAnon
Rozitals are a mainly robotic species made out of anperfysium, a refined metal-crystal alloy from mars. Anperfysium also has the unique property of being able to regain its form by applying an electric shock. Rozitals are piloted by life crystals. These sentient psychic gems contain plenty of souls, and were made by the big bang. The first (and only naturally made) life crystal was a supermassive one, containined hundreds of souls, and enough psychic energy to, from only what I can assume, propel itself across the universe. Later on down the line, it chipped off small chunks of itself to create smaller, individual life crystals. Nowadays, life crystals are grown using panacea, a life giving, pink fluid. The only product of the rozitals that isn't a robot, or panacea, is the Antibreather, a mutant of an unknown species with poor eyesight.
I remember 20-15 years ago when everybody was like him until the internet collectively bullied that kind of attitude into nonexistence, not knowing that in doing so it was just going to get replaced with political shitflinging instead.
On an unrelated note if he adds greys I wonder if he'll magical realm them too or keep them as psychic biological robots with a hivemind like the schitzos insist they are.
>i thought this game was about decoding deep space spooky signals
you'd think that, considering it opens with "inspired by signal simulator"
but the general feeling it gives is that they loathe signal simulator and just wanted the formula to deliver their furfic
>furfic
You know, that makes startling amount of sense >Space cats are *cute* but also *dangerous* >Better than you shitty humans, lmao >Have more details and lore than the rest of the game combined >Bully you on the regular >Can't be harmed or otherwise put in their place >Everything revolves around them one way or another
Yep, that fits OC furfic wankfest to a tee.
game seems neat but dev seems to be obsessed with his oc donut steal shit and degeneracy, how much of that leaks into the game? thinking of trying it out but the oc shit's a little too furry for me
play signal sim instead
same concept, minus most of the tedium and all the furshit
downside is i don't think anyone has uploaded the final build, so you have to drop shekels on a dead game
It's invisible, and most of this is all based on stuff that isn't really in the game yet.
I remember 20-15 years ago when everybody was like him until the internet collectively bullied that kind of attitude into nonexistence, not knowing that in doing so it was just going to get replaced with political shitflinging instead.
If it's who I think it is I called him something similar to a dweeb on VK years back.
You really can't tell what's harassing you in game yet outside of a few posters with them not in environmental suits showing up 20+ days in.
It probably will leak in more later, but right now not a lot.
Is that Tposing suit in the game files or is that a dev screenshot?
When i tried to extract it it was already in a baked in pose and too much pain to rig
>fricking around in the tutorial, trying my damnedest to drag a table into the server repair tutorial room to try and get into a secret vent i found >give up trying to get it past the pool room and try to look ahead to see if maybe there's some other prop i could use that i missed >suddenly hear water splashing behind me >look back >see water splash effects walking away from me
...anyone know how to get into that secret vent (and the hidden information bubble on top of the transformer)?
i managed to get onto that platform at the start only to get jumpscared and killed by a crab ariral but i don't know how(/if) you're supposed to get to those other two.
Honestly, the dev should add a drinking and pissing mechanic. He could make it so pissing on concrete floors creates a slick you slip on until you sponge that shit, or make it so pissing in certain spots outside marks your terrotory and temporarily prevents spooky shit from happening there.
knowing the degenerate, this would just constitute flirting
they already spray piss and shit all over your base constantly for you to sponge up like a good little idiot
"Aliens could be here" Dr. Kel thought "I've never been to this part of the base before, there could be aliens anywhere." The cold wind felt good blowing through his lab coat. "I HATE ALIENS" he thought. UFO PORNO reverberated his entire ATV, making it pulsate even as the 50 credit MRE circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of duendes in the dark. "With an ATV, you can anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
I think more spooks should happen when Kel is tired, specifically hallucinations. Like seeing things at the edge of your vision that disappear when you look at them (or not), a shadow quickly jumping at your face when you open a door or turn around quickly, hearing some noises like a door opening or footsteps and maybe even have clocks not display the proper time or something.
I know Nose really wants his arirs, but if they are going to be very present and not very spooky, then he should add some smaller things, like more signals. also more decorations plz
He should add more non ayy lmao spooky shit, like say if you're tired at night in a thunderstorm you might see a T-rex staring through the giant main window at Alpha until lightning strikes and it vanishes.
Cool game but Im mid day 22 and Im already bored. Upgrades are too expensive, I wanted to fully upgrade my computer before buying random stuff like cameras and deco
>Upgrades too expensive >493 points
Bro your wallet???
Arirals have evolved pheromones to scare off giant birds that used to eat them on their homeworld. Somehow, this also works on Earth birds, even though there is no evolutionary connection between them. Yes, this is stupid.
>two species with a not too ancient common ancestor, having coexisted for millenia >two species with zero common ancestors, not even back to unicellular days, meeting for the first time
Dogs and humans have 90%+ identical DNA. Arirals are an extraterrestrial lifeform. Logically, they shouldn't even be able to eat Earth shrimp because they easily may contain many chemicals that are extremely poisonous to them, or even proteins of different chirality, giving them prion disease.
Plus in theory with how much time they've had to develop advanced weapons and tech to become apex predators, they probably haven't even used those pheromones on their homeworld in many many generations, which would probably render the pheromones themselves incredibly weak or nonexistant.
it'd make far more sense for them to purposefully scare off/kill the birds out of their own instinctual fear using some ayy tech than for their natural pheromones to just werk
They are clearly not universally toxic since Arirals themselves (and seemingly Kel) are unaffected by them. There is no reason why Ariral fumes can't be chemically identical to vanillin, or some other harmless compound.
Cool game but Im mid day 22 and Im already bored. Upgrades are too expensive, I wanted to fully upgrade my computer before buying random stuff like cameras and deco
I'm a close associate of EternityDev. This seems like a good place to inform everyone of some upcoming content. Rozital PLAP Station. Grey Alien Probing minigame Ariral Mating Season event Female Wendigo. Full reputation system with the [REDACTED]
where the frick is my fricking atv you unfunny fricking homosexual Black person furry prostitutes i'm going to slice all 6 of your fricking breasts off and your gay dev won't e able to stop me WHERE IS MY FRICKING VEHICLE AHAHAHHAHAHA SO FUNNY SO EPIC I'M ON DAY FRICKING 20 TELL ME WHERE THE FRICKING ATV IS I CAN'T RESET IT FROM THE MENU IT JUST DOESN'T SHOW UP
There are maybe 11 interesting signals in the game right now, but it's tricky to find them because you have to upgrade some of them while NOT upgrading others.
>you have to upgrade some of them while NOT upgrading others
If anything, this encourages you to listen to a signal at every level, allowing for a small amount of tension to be built.
Or you can OJOJOJOJOJ MEECROSLEEP them all straight to level 3, only listen to 1/4 of it, then sell it immediately.
To be fair I don't think there's any signal that has something for you to hear between at lvl 1 or 2. The most you'll get is partially decoded data if there's something on lvl 3
If it's not a unique object in the detector or it starts printing [NO TEXT DATA DETECTED] I tend to slap it in the box and ignore it.
Which is really detrimental since apparently there are more generic signals now?
That... Explains a lot.
The fact that he made it look even MORE like him on the newest model instead of keeping the lab scrub look makes it even worse.
You know something's fricked when the character model changed TWICE and both times the one that looks the best is the placeholder that looks like a fricking lollipop
[...]
[...]
That... Explains a lot.
The fact that he made it look even MORE like him on the newest model instead of keeping the lab scrub look makes it even worse.
You know something's fricked when the character model changed TWICE and both times the one that looks the best is the placeholder that looks like a fricking lollipop
I could have told you just from the shadow that it was the dev's self-insert
I could have told you that you play as the dev's self insert just off the knowledge that you spend the game being harassed by his OC donut steel furshit
It's all painfully transparent
Participating in a war is just applying to someone's mental illness to throw poop in a sandbox sitting safely at home in a palace trying to overtake another country creating ptsd and split families in the process
8 months ago
Anonymous
>dying in ACKhmut for some oil and gas fields
VS >getting paid 3k USD a month to make your magical realm into a videogame
sounds pretty based to me
well you can have your opinion, but personally he'll never be based for puking this trash out into the public sphere rather than dying like a dog in ukraine.
8 months ago
Anonymous
I think you are a homosexual, but I partially agree with you. Nose's lore and behavior are complete cringe, especially the "putting porn and ERP channels into the Discord server for his games" part. But I know how to separate the art from the artist, and will continue to enjoy Voices of the Void.
Creating a game so that people will draw porn of your fursona and speshul OC race of catfishlizard people is more based than dying in a cold trench somewhere so your dear leader can grab ten feet of land from your slightly less drunken brothers.
Just the way it is. I don't make the rules.
Guys, someone left me a trail of strange but tasty brownies out of my house, but left it all in a pile under the bridge, did they accidentally drop them there?
Can't imagine Short territory is THAT polluted if that's the case. Funny how you could probably blow cigarette smoke in an ariral's face and that'd be enough to counter all their supposed strength
Giving every single thing a super duper strength is the gayest most boring thing you can do when designing aliens.
8 months ago
Anonymous
I'd say having such a shitty respiratory system is a good enough tradeoff but they're also at least a type 5 civilization so it was never going to be a fair fight in the first place.
8 months ago
Anonymous
A trained strongman is really only secondary to a silverback, and we humans can out distance horses if trained. If we had slightly differently shaped legs or muscle structure, we'd be both faster and stronger. Just due to how their legs are shaped, they should be exceptionally faster than humans.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Of course they're super duper strong, they're dev's precious OC furry race. They're automatically stronger, prettier and more virtuous than humans, i.e. (You). They won before the fight even started because it pisses you off and makes dev's dick hard. You're here to provide a baseline to show just how much better they are.
8 months ago
Anonymous
That's why you seduce them. "Marry/breed up" if you will.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Arir confirmed weak to grug
Arir not sue Arir nice
8 months ago
Anonymous
Grug dum dum
Grug not reply you
Grug reply
Of course they're super duper strong, they're dev's precious OC furry race. They're automatically stronger, prettier and more virtuous than humans, i.e. (You). They won before the fight even started because it pisses you off and makes dev's dick hard. You're here to provide a baseline to show just how much better they are.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>dev allowing anything bad happening to his catfishBlack folk
Yeah, that's gonna happen...
8 months ago
Anonymous
He literally said it outright that only the cat feds have protection against blunt force, while the ones in the forest are tourists with cheap shit.
You might sit in your indestructium sphere all you want and no one wil lever get in, but the moment someone outside shakes the sphere really hard you are definitely going to break your skull on its indestructible walls.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>sir... people are starting to ask some questions about the super special no-harm-doneium ever ever ever ca- >OKAY! JUST SAY SOME OF THEM AREN'T INVINCIBLE, OKAY! but the rest get to keep their ultra super resistant to the power of the sun armor and can predict any attack before it even happens and a gravity wave neutron beam gun that can like blow up 1000000 tanks with one shot, right?
based moron
earths atmosphere has a different composition than their planet does so its toxic to them
not a pollution problem
8 months ago
Anonymous
I think it was stated somewhere that Ariral lungs were very sensitive to chemicals and pollutants but that probably was changed to them requiring a higher concentration of oxygen or some other gas
8 months ago
Anonymous
i imagine it was changed because there would be no feasible way for the Shorts to live if that were the case
I heard that something big is supposed to happen on day 10 but I didn't notice anything strange except finding a picnic setup while I was out in the woods. Did I miss it?
Also, I've only been tasked to find level 0 signals so far, but whenever I turn them in I get two emails. One says good job, signal looks good, hash reports look good, here's your money, the other one tells me there was nothing on the drive and to stop wasting them??
Second one is flavor text, ignore it. Upgrade your computer level to get daily tasks for lvl 1+ signals. If you increase the game difficulty in the settings you will be required to send more signals and hashcodes which give more credits per day, but time moves faster and you drain more hunger/stamina.
>sd.calall every time because it not only calibrates the satellites but stops to tell you when a server is down essentially doubling as sv.ping (you can sd.cal individual server to resume the automatic calibration) >throw trash piles all over the area because it's better to have a floor full of trash bag to 3-e-3-e-3-e-3-e-3-e-3-e rather than risk one flying off and risking you a trashbag >only accelerate on the ATV if it's absolutely necessary because when you hit the gas for even a millisecond on the godawful fishtailing piece of dogshit abomination of physics, it will slow down to about 10kmh and pop a wheelie making you have to build its speed up from there and waste even more gas with even less mileage than a fricking military humvee > >buy food, put in fridge to avoid spoiling, take out of fridge and put in microwave, microwave is unplugged and temperature system is acting as if it is, but its physics are still acting as if it's plugged because the dev thought it would be so cool to have every physics object float in a 0 gravity blue light event that everyone with half a brain knows is literally just to scare joel with his heckin' alien phobia, without thinking for even a second about how it would effect the half-baked plug/electricity system and he's just fricking piling mechanic upon mechanic until it's all just a gordian knot of bugs interlaced between twenty different "life simulator" mechanics >but at least you get to upload your own pictures and your own videos to the asset folder so you can pretend like this broken piece of garbage is more like your home, goy
yeah whatever okay, serves me right for trying to point out actual fricking problems. serves me right for thinking this was an actual game and not just a way to swindle morons who are too lazy to cancel the patreon subscriptions to shit they no longer care about
you know the rest of your discord have been very receptive to my suggestions so i suggest instead of being a dicksucking fanboy you instead shut the frick up and stay in your lane, homosexual.
>sd.calall every time because it not only calibrates the satellites but stops to tell you when a server is down essentially doubling as sv.ping (you can sd.cal individual server to resume the automatic calibration)
I'm not sure what your problem with this is. Do you really want to have to manually ping each server?
so if calall accomplishes the same as ping and more why even have ping in the first place. is there some reason to the obvious advantage? are the arirals gonna stop you from using it if you don't do some certain shit, like how if you use the objectively superior shrimps for your hunger meter you have to deal with the homosexual dev's "where's poochie?" bullshit?
that's fair, ping is kinda useless. A "pingall" command would be nice to just get a quick readout of every satellite instead of waiting for the calibrations. I'd still rather have it than not, it's not like there's a ton of commands to sift through anyway >shrimp
always thought pizza was more convenient tbh
this post is like a down syndrome matrix dodge. so can i just get a confirmation from someone that this is a gay meme game that you aren't taking seriously, so i can stop wasting my time with all these cringe and uncool player reports i make hoping that this shit becomes an actual game that more than 100 people could ever be interested in or pay for?
that's fair, ping is kinda useless. A "pingall" command would be nice to just get a quick readout of every satellite instead of waiting for the calibrations. I'd still rather have it than not, it's not like there's a ton of commands to sift through anyway >shrimp
always thought pizza was more convenient tbh
Doesn't calall stop when it hits a down server? Ping lists everything without stopping.
I use it to make note of every down server then use the map to plan a route so I visit them and get hashcodes while I'm out.
I only do it at the end of the route or if ping comes back fine.
Or I can just ping in the first place and fix all the satellites before calibrating because why bother typing in a station's name every time the rather unimportant calibration freezes.
Can someone please explain to me why, after being 12 hours deep into this game, I come into a thread about it and don't understand what the frick anyone is even talking about.
Because a good chunk of what people are talking about in here isn't mentioned at all in the game yet?
Also since the first ten days are kinda glacial slow.
I'm amazed these threads are still being made, damn near a week of daily votv threads. Any updates on the way? Also, how hard would it actually be to swap kels model with otacon?
Dev literally updates whenever Joel Vinesauce streams, specifically he updates the game to get reaction content out of Joel, once Joel gets bored of VotV the game updates will end.
I'm now happy with how these threads are. We went from "waifuposting with a side of actual discussion" to "actual discussion and rightfully shitting on Nose with a side of waifuposting".
Enough about the fricking space cats. This game needs more spooky aliens. Maybe some IRL aliens. Like the mantismen who like to watch people frick. That would be interesting.
>Mantismen
How about mantiswomen?
Before you ask, yes, I will (over)feed her before rearranging her insides like I got a Master's Degree in Interior Design.
Judging by Nose's word that both sexes have them, it's something not offspring-related.
If you also consider Nose's word on how Argemia has the biggest ones, and also his word about how Argemia prett much carries Ariral science with extreme autism, it's safe to assume that they literally store their brains
Luckily they are protected by plot armor and dev fiat. Nothing bad is going to happen to them in the game 'cause otherwise dev would cry and shit himself like devs of Caves of Cuck did.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Something already hurt or scared one causing it to drop its weapon outside the base on one of the very later days.
The level of author's favorite only makes me wonder just what the hell's in this forest to cause that.
I want more hidden shit in the game, possibly NG+ with more/different events.
The game has this neat feeling of untangling several mysteries at once but since those are either unfinished or too short, the game kinda falls flat.
Yeah, you can shred basically ANYTHING into these giant glitch boxes which produce 10-15 trash heaps a box.
Thanks to the trashGOD from the last thread for tips
>you can shred basically ANYTHING
Shred arirs. Behead arirs. Microwave arirs. Run arirs over with ATV. Set arirs on fire with fiery borgar. Explode arirs with explosive barrels. Stab and smash arir with a shovel. Defecate on arirs beds. Dismantle arir treehouse for TRASHMAXXING purposes. Collect rent from arirs for living on your planet. Report arirs to intergalactic IRS. Shove arir down a bottomless hole. Send arirs to hell via stonehenge.
>you can shred basically ANYTHING
Shred arirs. Behead arirs. Microwave arirs. Run arirs over with ATV. Set arirs on fire with fiery borgar. Explode arirs with explosive barrels. Stab and smash arir with a shovel. Defecate on arirs beds. Dismantle arir treehouse for TRASHMAXXING purposes. Collect rent from arirs for living on your planet. Report arirs to intergalactic IRS. Shove arir down a bottomless hole. Send arirs to hell via stonehenge.
it's little more than a playable teaser at this point, the first part is basically a walking sim, but it's got damn impressive visuals and atmosphere
remains to be seen if the subsequent episodes hold up
Please, someone relay to the dev that signal scanning (locking in the signal and making the dishes and rotate there) should be doable with something like E instead of having to hit Enter. Enter forces you to you move your hand off the mouse or move away from WASD, which is a nuisance and doesn't happen with any other input.
Also, the Kerfus jumps around too much, sometimes making it impossible to scroll to or press a number in the menu and press E without it jumping through you. It should stay put if you're targeting it (the menu is open).
Some more minor nuisances:
Disk slots on the control panel shouldn't be interactable with. They only provide "Use" and that doesn't do anything. This also makes it harder to select a disk in the slot.
The keyboard on the signal station has no collision and tapes can slide/be put into it, but you can't target them in there. You'll have to get another physics object and push them out of the keyboard.
How the frick is the radio supposed to work?
There was no assets folder in appdata/local/votv so I went ahead and made one, along with an internal radio subfolder like there should be and an mp3 to test. But now that I bought a radio from the shop, it says (Obsolete) by the name. Hitting play/refresh isn't doing anything, either.
>cats try to invade earth finally >kel suplexes one from the top of the radio tower into a glass table >it instantly liquified >proceeds to chuck ATV at near light speed into the sky >mothership detonates >he sits down at his desk and eats a shrimp >"gotta get that level 2 signal shipped."
>"SIGNALS could be here..." he thought. "I never scanned this area of space before, there could be SIGNALS anywhere."
>atv crashes back down to earth having defeated the alien menace just in time for Kel to go get the hash for ECHO >he does not ride it, he simply does curls with it as he walks
[...] you dont even need to hold a sponge just hover a bucket full of water with sponge inside near dirty surfaces discovered this yesterday, someone probably should tell nose about it
Neither of those work for me. The sponge just doesn't seem to do anything at all. I'm on the newest version, I think, 0.6.2.
Just like IRL: Rub it 'til it sparkles. You might need to crouch to actually touch the floor. I was having similar problems.
you dont even need to hold a sponge just hover a bucket full of water with sponge inside near dirty surfaces discovered this yesterday, someone probably should tell nose about it
i tried it out because you won't stop with the threads and it seems like i spend more time running chores than actually doing signals, the part that made signal sim fun
though it was very funny turning around and finding a skeleton in my chair
It's a very slowburn type of game.
No one ever tells that this is a real chore
>What if we took the worst part of Half Life, the vehicle sections, and made 50% of the game that
Can't wait for the zoomers to get a hold of this then the threads will stop
sex with shorts!
sex with talls!!
sex with arirals!!!
PUSSY RIPPED!
sus. she kinda looks like yellow amoung drip
what is this game?
the jeep section of half life 2 every 20 minutes because you have to go reset another server
You don't need to make a server repair trip every single time one breaks down. Just work fixing busted servers into your daily hash-collection, calibrate the satellites while everything's in good shape, and then any servers that break down by that point can wait until the next day.
This made my heart stop. Such a simple trick and i didnt even see it at first.
On day 15(?) and this was the first real spook. Aside from the tape with a red skull on it that you see me grabbing to sell.
Post the fricking webm, not the gif
this needs to be creepier and more alien-like like the hopkinsville goblins rather than a furry in an earth hazmat suit
Think about the conditions you might see it in. You're walking through the woods at night and you suddenly see yellowish humanoid shapes with bright neon lights on their heads chasing you,
Players aren't going to think, "lol furgay", they're going to freak out.
Assuming that they don't start as a neutral faction that you can befriend because they're the dev's favorite OC race lol
>spoiler
Nose has outright stated that the Shorts would vivisect Kel alive if they caught him. They're not fun-loving like the Talls.
If the Short GOVERNMENT caught him. Some randos on the other hand? Who fricking knows. I vaguely recall hearing about a factional relationship system or whatever, but maybe that was specifically for the Talls, I don't remember
Is that any worse than slowly poisoning a population in order to invade and enslave them easier like the talls? The shorts are just blunt while the talls are le quirky manic pixie girfriend-tier.
Argemia's plan is more or less to make us smarter
stronger, etc and then uplift us via benign takeover. It's sort of like how the Culture's Special Circumstances would do an uplift.
>benign takeover
oxymoron
Given how much of a degen Argemia is, there are multiple ways that plan could go.
I will be teaming up with the extra-dimensional entities to destroy reality before I let that happen.
Yeah, Rozitals? We're gonna need you over here for this one.
>Think about the conditions you might see it in
It's in VOTV, players will always immediately think "lol furgay"
>Human starts dating a fricking short
>Not me
>I'm literally less appealing than a fricking SHORT to a fricking HUMAN
TALLSISTERS IT'S OVER
For me
Talls > Shorts
luv me tall space cats
holy shit you can slip on banana peels, I'm going to make a minefield for those fishy fricks.
When was this shown? Did we get news?
The modeler's Twitter.
SEX
Get out of here Stalker
These honestly look badass.
Either that or i got mindbroken into being ok with the ariral model while rigging it
Same, I was revolted of the ariral at first but now I really like it
i was never really revolted, it's just the fact that their models clash with the rest of the game visually that angered me.
its basically just a placeholder model for now
im assuming were gonna get a new one once were actually allowed to see them without the cloak
considering the fact that hes been de-furrying the model i wonder what the final version will look like
Oh no
pretty sure that isnt for the game, just vrchat or something
>VRChat
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MONIQUE PLAYS SECOND LIFE YOU FOOL
It shows
Yeah but monique is responsible for more models in the game and all of them have that distinct "Too detailed for this shit" look even when Nose downscales and pixellizes them. Nose was much better at this judging by the rest of the game, unless THE Ayyriral model was also made by him.
If i were in his place i would've just tweaked the plushies to fit actual ariral proportions and maybe add just a bit of details. It would also play well into the "microwaving children" meme.
I have been in these threads for a while and I'm still revolted.
>Spoiler
Nah on the second thought that actually objectively looks badass. It looks like something out of a scifi 2000s game prerendered stuff, which is amazing in itself, but complete shit when i imagine it in the actual game it's supposed to be in.
Pretty much all of the models monique made have that same "Great on their own but don't fit where they are now" feel to them. For example, look at how much better the old terminals looked.
Notice how every single prop and texture in that image fits the art style nose was going for.
Mwa
Most of early base textures (doors, floors, walls, pipes, etc...) are just lowres HL2 textures.
Are we sure it's just not developer art and the entire game won't change artstyle completely?
i disagree, i think it looks significantly worse like that
>he doesn't dig the 70's rainbow on beige look
Well I did say that they don't fit where they are *now*. From what I've seen of the new base like
said, it'll fit way better in there.
Well I guess DrNose is gonna have to break out the wood paneling and deep pile shag if we're going to make this thing work
On a completely unrelated note, when exactly is voices of the void actually supposed to be set? Judging from the servers, computer and other electronics we see it cant really be set any later than the early 2000's. Unless of course Dr. Bao and company are just cheap and are unwilling to give Dr. Kel anything more advanced than a beige IBM running the in-universe version of Windows 95 in 2023.
Your shit is delivered by drone.
Bao is just the most mountainisraeli chink motherfricker to ever grace the SETI program.
You are getting cold war equipment and you will love it.
>cold war equipment
Frick yes, gimme AKM/FN MAG/Davy Crockett, I've got catfishBlack folk to evict off my planet.
Remember, ayys: either pay the rent or get the lead.
The odd thing is that by now, operating cold war equipment would be monumentally more expensive than just using cheap LCD touchscreens and a 50 dollar alibaba SSD
Reel to reel servers, CRT monitors and floppy drive computers are not only power hungry monsters that take up a whole room but are also required to be fed with a steady diet of ultra expensive, rare replacement parts that probably require specialized knowledge to install. Its far easier to swap out a Temu.com Grate Value Sold State Drive vs an 1974 AN/UYK 69420 Data Integrated Calculation Kit D.I.C.K.
It's expensive to operate, but it's cheap to buy.
If something doesn't work anymore Bao will just say Kel is dumb and should fix it himself.
>DrNose is gonna have to break out the wood paneling and deep pile shag
God I fricking hope, the base would look kino af if it gets designed like a post-cold war facility retrofitted in the 70's and never updated since.
New base design, untextured.
>Leave this sub
Submarine? Subreddit? What are you talking about?
Did they say why they're charging it
Actually looks pretty good.
>Second floor
Oh frick yeah, time to barricade the stairs in case of arir invasion and chuck shit down.
They removed the vents.
I like the design but I'm not sure how I feel about making the garage face the river assuming the main window is gonna be facing the same direction
That's gonna undo a lot of muscle memory.
looks interesting, though i'll miss the old base. i also dread trying to decorate the place since i suck at interior design but can't stand leaving rooms empty
Smaller rooms will make decorating easier.
The hell is that white table thing hanging from the ceiling? It looks like an ironing board.
I remember a couple threads ago there was also a floorplan to go with this. That floorplan was amazing.
You saw this. This floor plan was made for the suggestion channel in the Discord server. I like it a lot as well, which is why I posted in that thread, but if you look closely, it doesn't match the structure of the building in
, so at best it has served as an inspiration for the new base.
My mattress. I sleep there. Even brought the pillow.
this one reminds me a lot of the signal simulator base, which i guess is the point. that basement is a little concerning though
Don't worry, hardly anything comes crawling up the maintenance shaft at night.
Incredible. I don't know how you hung it up like that but that's hilarious.
>Have to go outside to grab the deliveries
Bad sun event is going to suck, but on the other hand it is a PERFECT setup for more spooky stuff. If only we had more weird cryptids and other beasties lurking...
>setup for more spooky stuff
More like a setup for shrimp being stolen before you can get it inside or items flying off into the surrounding area.
A small fence around the pad would be nice, like a railing but to stop items from falling off the pad.
I really like the balcony
no longer will I have to build a buggy trash staircase in the garage to get up without risking spooks getting me if I go for the ladder outside
I do like that kind of aesthetic, but it needs to fit in with the rest of the base. It would be cool if the base and installation are shown to run on machines and computers from the SETI heydays in the 1970s (with modern technology slapped on where needed, e.g. drives, modern monitors, etc.). But right now those terminals stick out like a sore thumb.
I think the game being set around 1993 to 1996 would make the most sense
IIRC from the wiki (although this is probably going to change) the radio facility was built in the mid 1970's for the alpine telescope company or whoever Dr. Kel works for and has since fallen into a state of disrepair from neglect, probably because the backers/investors went bust by new years 1980 and the previous contractors for the site found greener pastures by working with the US Military instead of dipshits in the Swiss alps.
Setting the game in the mid 90's would also track well with the setting and general appearance of the base. If the game was set in 2023 the whole base would've probably been completely gutted by now, having corroded away from a lack of care or the remaining parts being sold off. But in the early 90's it could still be limping along, caked in mildew and rust but still technically functioning. The 1990's were also a time of renewed interest in the world of extraterrestrials, with multiple high profile pieces of media featuring alien first contact (The Arrival, X-Files, Contact, Stargate) and a general renewed interest in the field.
The new terminal will look better in the new base probably
I sort of dig the new terminal more but that's an exception.
That's sad, i liked when the style the game was going was some mix of goldsrc/ps1 look.
The PS2-styled models look great too but i'm afraid that might damage the game in the long run if monique one day throws a shitfit inevitably and the game will have the exact same problem as it is currently having with the artstyle clash.
If you're looking for ps1 graphics, Nose will most likely resume work on the Alex Basics remake when he's satisfied with the state VotV is in. There's even a tech demo out right now.
https://mrdrnose.itch.io/abibazrd
>One Baldiclone wasn't enough
I sort of admire his autism
The frick is baldi shit, anyway?
Give me a qrd on it and nose's clone plx since I avoided that shit like the plague.
Just some shitty horror game that exploded. Wasn't anything worthy about it, but Nose then jumped onto the bandwagon and made Viktor Strobovsky, which was the debut game for Rozitals and, from what i heard about it, quite fun.
Thanks, anons!
ABiBaZ - Alex Basics in Biology and Zoology
>Literally baldi with like 5 new things
>Cute robot girl fricking chokes you
>Teacher is a skinwalker demon who killed the old one and presumed his identity
>Don't play it, it kinda sucks
AEwVS - Advanced Education with Viktor Strobovski
>The good shit
>3 subjects plus the PaP station, multiple difficulties, near infinite replayability
>Even cuter robot girl lives in the library, you can go in her room
>Meatball mech boss fight
>Even has a few creepypasta references, like Mr. Mix and a Smile Dog painting
>Evil nutcracker crip walks towards you while you aren't looking, bites your neck
Baldi's Basics was a horror game that took the tone and visuals of mid-90s edutainment games and ran with it,
Funnily enough, ABiBaZ came before Viktor Strobovski. Also, from what I've tried in the demo itself, it too will be straying far from the core baldi mechanics, featuring cooking, hunger, bosses, makeshift pencil crossbows out of rulers and elastic bands, realistically functioning vending machines, and much more.
I wonder if arirlet wears the mask because it thinks earth air is toxic?
you gotta read up on your manlet lore, anon
the frick is going on with the leg joints
No dick
No balls
And probably no butthole since those guys feed on radiation.
spread 'em
Don't see a prbolem though?
Are you talking about the heels that form the second knee?
less weight supported but higher mobility and better jumping
don't need turn speed and load limit to steal shrimp well
I'm not sure but I think they've just got toes in the boots, while the heels are outside of them in the air.
Hoping for big gremlin energy, also sexo.
Looks like a fricking holocaust survivor beneath that suit.
She needs some shrimp on those bones!
I will fix her
Pathetic creature of flesh and bone.
>feed tall shrimps
lol thanks sucker *throws the empty package into your fukcing face at machspeed*
>feed short shrimps
crying breakdown, this is the nicest thing she's ever had and the nicest thing anybody has ever done for her
The shorts probably live on a diet of radioactive crayfish gruel or some shit
>ywn heal and care for a broken and abused Short
>Feed tall lead
>Feed short lead
TOTAL
SHRIMPTHIEF
DEATH
So what the frick happened to Dr. Dee anyway? The last guy at the base?
he turned himself into a pickle
He ascended.
He became the ariral.
The trick to a first contact situation where you're at a disadvantage is to not treat it like a first contact situation. The more casual you act, the more confident you come off as. An alien that itself might be hesitant or burdened with a sense of trepidation can be disarmed by casual hospitality and a complete absence of unease on your part.
just how short are shorts
Im not giving the gravity gun back. Its mine now,
5'11 to 6'3
>still too tall to pick up
increase their part of the planet's gravity more until this is fixed
>get ariral friendship meter too low
>they beat you to death with rocks and throw your corpse in the woodchipper
too tall to pick up
>he cant pick up his Arir gf
Strength issue
Maybe spend less time writing hash reports and more time lifting ATVs
3'11 to 5'11(King of Arirlets).
>watch someone stream this for an hour
>literally just checking 20 monitors filled with random bullshit
>nothing happens
Cool game, guys
Isn't that just Ganker
just checking 20 monitors filled with random bullshit
holy frick i wish
>your burger meter is low!
>your shit meter is low!
>take out the trash!
>le funni catgirl threw le bone at your head haha
>TANGO UNIFORM HOTEL JULIETT SERVERS OFFLINE
>le funni catgirl threw le bone at your head haha
We're laughing now but once damage is in the game I think they'll just flat out kill you.
>once damage is in the game
>Kel isn't going to be a nigh immortal entity that jumps from buildings to avoid seconds of climbing
Say it ain't so
Your ankles are going to shatter.
>mfw i slip on a banana peel in the kitchen and actually just cave my head falling down the hole
oopsie
>watch someone stream
why wouldn't you just play the game yourself
it's literally free, you have no excuse.
typical frogposter input
I've seen signs, I know their weakness.
You're a genius
i do a bit of grinding.
y'know, for fun
I wonder if the Arirals will be the only faction to have a rapport system.
>Befriend the giant tripod pyramid
>request it to burn down the Tall's treehouse
>somehow get the greys to chill the frick out
>ask them to get the arirals to frick off
>they stroggify them
>they don't make them docile or anything
>zombine arirals wander the map afterwards as lethal hazards
Defend the base at all costs.
>Starting an intergalactic war over your fridge getting robbed
Wars have been started over less
Given what's been indicated about how the Greys will act, I think someone willing to befriend them would, in fact, be fine with that.
need yeschad dr.kel
Shouldn't 'ave pinched me shrimp simple as
Sounds reasonable to me.
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>trained attack mannequins
please
>The garage door is forced open by an invisible twat
>Eyes on a prize, the stack of shrimp packs right on the console
*TUNK!*
>A singular mannequin tries to tackle the tall
>Is thrown across the room
*TUNK!*
*TUNK!*
>Two more mannequins start slapping the space cat, just as the thrown one rejoins them
>More and more lockers open and mannequins come pouring out, landing more and more hits on the shrimp thief
>They come climbing up the ladder, they emerge from vents, they crawl from under your bed
>At this point the whole scuffle has moved outside and you can see a giant dogpile of mannequins just spasming violently
>agitated_gmod_physics.wav
>Until a sickening fleshy crunch is heard, and the pile disperses unevenly, slowly pouring back into the building
>You hear woodchipper activating
>It spits out more shrimp packs
>The cycle continues...
Probably not. Just off the top of my head the little ayys, triangle guys, our dear wooden friends, and the forest spirits would all work with a rapport system to varying degrees.
Any particular upgrades or modules to focus on early?
download speed, computer level, detector frequency. Rush kerfus to not have to deal with servers crashing in bumfrick nowhere.
Sell your trashpiles with an item box.
Selling garbage.
>Selling garbage
I thought you just dump it all into the green bins
You would think that wouldn't you but no, you can sell it.
Computer Power & Computer Level
Those let you get to the fun signals and refine them faster
Computer Level and Server Stability mean you'll have plenty of free time while still putting out a volume of tapes.
Know this. ONLY THE ORIGINAL SIGNALS CAN BE SENT IN. So what you want to do is save it to the computer, make a copy from the computer, put it on a drive, and upgrade that. Then take the upgraded signal, save, copy, put the copy on a drive, and so on.
This way, every signal you download gives you 4 signals to cash in.
>what you want to do is save it to the computer, make a copy from the computer, put it on a drive, and upgrade that. Then take the upgraded signal, save, copy, put the copy on a drive, and so on
Download signal. Save signal. Save signal from player to computer. Go to computer. Copy signal. Go to player. Upload the COPY to a drive. Upgrade that. Put the original on a drive. Put in box.
What he means to say is
>find signal
>download now you have a level 0
>save this signal to computer
>put that level 0 on a drive
>go to computer
>copy the saved signal 3 times
>put those 3 copied signals on 3 drives
>they'll all be yellow which means you can't send them
>upgrade/decrypt them
>wow they are no longer yellow
Big money, and far more efficient
It's more efficient to copy the upgraded signal at each tier and to pop a copy of it in for the next upgrade tier.
Yeah it would be more efficient, fair point. I hope Dr.Bao never finds out
don't you have to copy it once, process it to level 2, copy the level 2 to a new drive, process that to 3 etc.
Frick, I should have done that.
DUMB ZENAPOSTER
>Source-imitating game
>HL2 references all around
>Adds a microwave
>Still no casserole easter egg
ONE
FRICKING
JOB
I don't even think the potatoes you can dig up explode, that would have been perfect.
You can overcook a bag of popcorn and have it explode, at least.
how come I've played this game for 12 hours total now and still have no idea what the frick any of you are talking about?
combination of DEEP LORE you'd have to know from external sources, missable events and the fact the game starts super slow and you only start to see shit at day 14+
I want to keep playing but last time my PC exploded and burnt down my house and I don't know if I should continue
Do the Arirals have telepathy or something?
just a leetle meecrosleep
FRICK YOU
NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
If you win, you get a free refill.
>If you win, you can't sleep to avoid danger any more
Don't they hatch from eggs? I don't know what you expected.
editing the ariral genome so they have belly buttons
*smacks you with crowbar*
Yeah, get that in ya
new arir lore just dropped
they have no bellybuttons but they do have abs
except for argemia cause shes a chubby b***h
>No belly button
FRICK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
They come from eggs anon! I'm sorry but thats just how it works!
I'm getting a REFUND
Wait, are you telling me that egg I found on my doorstep and ate came out of one?
yes
ANON YOU ATE IT?
you were supposed to fertilize it, now you broke some poor cats heart
>he didn't put it on the big computer chair and sit on it to keep it warm
if you do this after a day an argemia plush should hatch
They literally come from eggs. This makes perfect sense.
Yeah nah that's fine I'm just being dramatic for a gaff
This is the saddest shit ever, navels are top tier sex.
>Keeps wasting science budget on useless ultratech gizmos
>Killed the previous leader, who was both either liked by all or had an iron enough fist, and was also its mother, starting a civil war
>80% of the population are forced to larp STALKER because of its actions
>Chubby
>Germale
Is Nose, despite being Nose and having her being his pseudonym once, building up to Argemia being the objectively worst in-universe and unlikeable by all antagonist of votv?
Quite based if he actually subverts himself like that.
>Be a tall
>Sci-fi space adventures
>Be a short
>Dystopian cyberpunk adventures OR STALKER larpventure
Sounds like a fun planet
should also mention that shes in love with a super ai (which she presumably built)
He seems like an odd dude.
not odd
not autist
not gay
nose nice
The AI she's attracted to is probably Diefthyntis, since it's been mentioned she tried to flirt with him once. And Dief is probably older than her by an extreme amount, given he's the apparent progenitor of the Rozitals on-board the PAP Station.
Why do Rozitals even make Panacea if they're robots?
Apparently, it can be used to grow new life crystals. A bit weird knowing you can just make new members of your species from life goop.
The Arir AI is named Tori
apparently its similar to the thing you just posted
PLAP Station
Do not frick the Rozitals.
Machine and meat will join to create a human/rozital hybrid offspring.
Anon, they're literal crystals piloting mechs. They cannot frick.
I cum on crystal it moan at penis.
that's what a coward would say
>they're literal crystals piloting mechs
So what you're saying is that in theory they could inhabit medabots?
Probably. Most Rozital forms are unconventional, and we know life crystals can animate even fricking bones somehow, so it's not out of the question.
You cannot stop me.
DO frick the rozitals
this crosses the treshhold from cringe coomer into based degenerate
Ok I fricking need to see that.
death to you
In respect of this man's passion and autism, I will make this my next fap.
Ever since I saw that charging dock, I knew that hole was lewd, got damn.
Ok someone tell me the full rundown on rozitals and what's with the scrubbing and if that hole is sexual to them in any way.
It's their interface port. That's the actual name. It directly connects to the Crystal inside that's their actual soul.
Rozitals are a mainly robotic species made out of anperfysium, a refined metal-crystal alloy from mars. Anperfysium also has the unique property of being able to regain its form by applying an electric shock. Rozitals are piloted by life crystals. These sentient psychic gems contain plenty of souls, and were made by the big bang. The first (and only naturally made) life crystal was a supermassive one, containined hundreds of souls, and enough psychic energy to, from only what I can assume, propel itself across the universe. Later on down the line, it chipped off small chunks of itself to create smaller, individual life crystals. Nowadays, life crystals are grown using panacea, a life giving, pink fluid. The only product of the rozitals that isn't a robot, or panacea, is the Antibreather, a mutant of an unknown species with poor eyesight.
I don't like this.
More Rotizussy for me
>mfw
It's charming how unashamed he is of his OC Mary Sue.
I remember 20-15 years ago when everybody was like him until the internet collectively bullied that kind of attitude into nonexistence, not knowing that in doing so it was just going to get replaced with political shitflinging instead.
Makes sense, they hatch from eggs.
This shit is getting annoying and tedious
On an unrelated note if he adds greys I wonder if he'll magical realm them too or keep them as psychic biological robots with a hivemind like the schitzos insist they are.
We have literally seen concept art and actual models of the Greys. They are horrifying.
>not fish
>not furry
>not cosplay
>born from egg
arir.... lizard?
They are members of the "nice" species
no fish
no furry
no cosplay
arir nice
Platypus
They're ostriches
i thought this game was about decoding deep space spooky signals, not sexy space cats.
not that i'm complaining mind you, its a genuine query.
Actually, it's Decode Spooky Space Signals Simulator: Sexy Space Cat edition
the cats fault for sending you selfies when you trying to learn about melodious sounds of exoplanets
Dammit, now I'm thinking of this but with an ariral and kel now.
>i thought this game was about decoding deep space spooky signals
you'd think that, considering it opens with "inspired by signal simulator"
but the general feeling it gives is that they loathe signal simulator and just wanted the formula to deliver their furfic
>furfic
You know, that makes startling amount of sense
>Space cats are *cute* but also *dangerous*
>Better than you shitty humans, lmao
>Have more details and lore than the rest of the game combined
>Bully you on the regular
>Can't be harmed or otherwise put in their place
>Everything revolves around them one way or another
Yep, that fits OC furfic wankfest to a tee.
Thank you for this post, Anon. I will now be posting it in every subsequent VotV thread.
You're welcome.
Immense bullying is the only thing capable of purging this inane homosexualry out of a modern gamedev.
Nose isn't even aware we exist.
Don't be so sure of that.
In either case, discord-based bullying also can be arranged.
I hope you realize that you're even more pathetic for being so autistic you want to bully someone for stuff in their own game.
>calling out a dev on their homosexualry is LE BAD
You're the reason why the games are so shit nowadays.
NTA, you’re the homosexual here.
Seethe
he knows we exist, he just doesn't care
IT'S NOT- IT'S NOT SHUTTING DOWN
Oh god oh frick
>tfw no gorilla Arir gf
Can you still tow the spaceships from the picnic back to base?
game seems neat but dev seems to be obsessed with his oc donut steal shit and degeneracy, how much of that leaks into the game? thinking of trying it out but the oc shit's a little too furry for me
play signal sim instead
same concept, minus most of the tedium and all the furshit
downside is i don't think anyone has uploaded the final build, so you have to drop shekels on a dead game
rest assured that they are not furry, nor are they fish
It's free, try it and see for yourself.
It's invisible, and most of this is all based on stuff that isn't really in the game yet.
If it's who I think it is I called him something similar to a dweeb on VK years back.
You really can't tell what's harassing you in game yet outside of a few posters with them not in environmental suits showing up 20+ days in.
It probably will leak in more later, but right now not a lot.
They just look like spooky aliens in-game, but there are hidden plushies and posters you can steal.
I'm gonna spill my degeneracy a bit and proclaim how much I wish to be a tiny, shrunken speck trapped in that suit.
Anon surely you realize they're using the cheap models with inefficient cooling, so they're sweaty all the time?
I'm god damn fricking COUNTING on that.
Congrats, you are a gearhead. Now get into gear.
Is that Tposing suit in the game files or is that a dev screenshot?
When i tried to extract it it was already in a baked in pose and too much pain to rig
Judging from the filename, it's a twitter image. So no.
There's an incomplete version in the game.
sex
>fricking around in the tutorial, trying my damnedest to drag a table into the server repair tutorial room to try and get into a secret vent i found
>give up trying to get it past the pool room and try to look ahead to see if maybe there's some other prop i could use that i missed
>suddenly hear water splashing behind me
>look back
>see water splash effects walking away from me
...anyone know how to get into that secret vent (and the hidden information bubble on top of the transformer)?
i managed to get onto that platform at the start only to get jumpscared and killed by a crab ariral but i don't know how(/if) you're supposed to get to those other two.
press space while jumping to climb ledges
jump up on the servers
wow what the frick
i was just crouch jumping my way to victory like it was a real source game
Hold space and you can climb the generator. There's a key on top of the ceiling bars.
Devs must think they were geniuses when they stole Half Life 2 assets for their shitty le liminal Source Engine aesthetic. Pretentious and pathetic
Good bait
Honestly, the dev should add a drinking and pissing mechanic. He could make it so pissing on concrete floors creates a slick you slip on until you sponge that shit, or make it so pissing in certain spots outside marks your terrotory and temporarily prevents spooky shit from happening there.
Shit on arirals beds to assert dominance.
knowing the degenerate, this would just constitute flirting
they already spray piss and shit all over your base constantly for you to sponge up like a good little idiot
"Aliens could be here" Dr. Kel thought "I've never been to this part of the base before, there could be aliens anywhere." The cold wind felt good blowing through his lab coat. "I HATE ALIENS" he thought. UFO PORNO reverberated his entire ATV, making it pulsate even as the 50 credit MRE circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of duendes in the dark. "With an ATV, you can anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
Even better than my version, lmao
Nice bro
I think more spooks should happen when Kel is tired, specifically hallucinations. Like seeing things at the edge of your vision that disappear when you look at them (or not), a shadow quickly jumping at your face when you open a door or turn around quickly, hearing some noises like a door opening or footsteps and maybe even have clocks not display the proper time or something.
I know Nose really wants his arirs, but if they are going to be very present and not very spooky, then he should add some smaller things, like more signals. also more decorations plz
this already happens
Really? Other than the Insomniac, I haven't seen anything relating to being tired.
He should add more non ayy lmao spooky shit, like say if you're tired at night in a thunderstorm you might see a T-rex staring through the giant main window at Alpha until lightning strikes and it vanishes.
Why did the birds just stop singing?
they have arrived
Mustard gas.
lube up
Nerve gas.
>Upgrades too expensive
>493 points
Bro your wallet???
Arirals have evolved pheromones to scare off giant birds that used to eat them on their homeworld. Somehow, this also works on Earth birds, even though there is no evolutionary connection between them. Yes, this is stupid.
Not really. Dogs can tell the difference between male and female humans through pheromones despite being a different species.
>two species with a not too ancient common ancestor, having coexisted for millenia
>two species with zero common ancestors, not even back to unicellular days, meeting for the first time
Dogs and humans have 90%+ identical DNA. Arirals are an extraterrestrial lifeform. Logically, they shouldn't even be able to eat Earth shrimp because they easily may contain many chemicals that are extremely poisonous to them, or even proteins of different chirality, giving them prion disease.
Plus in theory with how much time they've had to develop advanced weapons and tech to become apex predators, they probably haven't even used those pheromones on their homeworld in many many generations, which would probably render the pheromones themselves incredibly weak or nonexistant.
it'd make far more sense for them to purposefully scare off/kill the birds out of their own instinctual fear using some ayy tech than for their natural pheromones to just werk
toxic fumes
They are clearly not universally toxic since Arirals themselves (and seemingly Kel) are unaffected by them. There is no reason why Ariral fumes can't be chemically identical to vanillin, or some other harmless compound.
>Kel
Isn't that and the invisibility just because the cats are in suits all the time?
If they are in the suits all the time, then why did the birds leave?
Arirals are scared shitless of those.
They probably hunted them out.
imagine the smell
Cool game but Im mid day 22 and Im already bored. Upgrades are too expensive, I wanted to fully upgrade my computer before buying random stuff like cameras and deco
Sell garbage, and stuff wood in the wood chipper and sell the remains.
I'm a close associate of EternityDev. This seems like a good place to inform everyone of some upcoming content.
Rozital PLAP Station.
Grey Alien Probing minigame
Ariral Mating Season event
Female Wendigo.
Full reputation system with the [REDACTED]
>Female Wendigo.
You shitpost but it's real
https://files.catbox.moe/fbf9k8.jpeg
>
Dr.Kel better invoke his multiversal Otacon bloodline because we are both diving for all the monster and xeno pussy
Stolen from discord's nsfw channel
This is why it might not be a good idea to let the fujo cat play with a species' DNA.
meat worm
[Oooooo cummy fart pussu
CUMMY FART POOSSYY
Rozital sounds like a medicine,
and I've got a fever.
Read this in Duke Nukem's voice
https://voca.ro/18Ok2mVAomeV
pretty good
where the frick is my fricking atv you unfunny fricking homosexual Black person furry prostitutes i'm going to slice all 6 of your fricking breasts off and your gay dev won't e able to stop me WHERE IS MY FRICKING VEHICLE AHAHAHHAHAHA SO FUNNY SO EPIC I'M ON DAY FRICKING 20 TELL ME WHERE THE FRICKING ATV IS I CAN'T RESET IT FROM THE MENU IT JUST DOESN'T SHOW UP
sv.target vehicle
oh WOW thank you for telling me that in the TUTORIAL instead of making le epic backrooms memes
You're only needed here to witness the greatness of dev's OCs, anon.
It wasn't even a command until a month ago when the dev watched Joel run around the map for an hour looking for his ATV
>start tutorial
>climb ledge because I thought that was what the game wanted me to do
>arir not nice
Words to live by
Ask him if Rozitals are capable of falling in love with a human.
What kind of signals tend to have interesting stuff in them?
I found a dude and that was neat but the signal didn't seem like anything special.
Have you upgraded a copy of the signal?
aeiou
There are maybe 11 interesting signals in the game right now, but it's tricky to find them because you have to upgrade some of them while NOT upgrading others.
>you have to upgrade some of them while NOT upgrading others
If anything, this encourages you to listen to a signal at every level, allowing for a small amount of tension to be built.
Or you can OJOJOJOJOJ MEECROSLEEP them all straight to level 3, only listen to 1/4 of it, then sell it immediately.
>listening to signals
Not my job, they go straight from download/process to the box.
Holy based +100 store points
Dr.Bao approved worker
To be fair I don't think there's any signal that has something for you to hear between at lvl 1 or 2. The most you'll get is partially decoded data if there's something on lvl 3
I found one that looked like earth that had fuzzy music at level 1 and nothing at 2 or 3
John Madden!
If it's not a unique object in the detector or it starts printing [NO TEXT DATA DETECTED] I tend to slap it in the box and ignore it.
Which is really detrimental since apparently there are more generic signals now?
That looks like those little felt dolls Hail Mary Mallon uses in their music videos.
Alright who wants to be the first
There's already kerfus porn out there, the robot is not exclusive to this game.
He meant the kerfur omega, doofus.
Fist a rozital and extract its crystal then shove it up kerfur's ass and lets see what happens.
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=6878670
this extract from a wip of mine might be it
nvm
That... Explains a lot.
The fact that he made it look even MORE like him on the newest model instead of keeping the lab scrub look makes it even worse.
You know something's fricked when the character model changed TWICE and both times the one that looks the best is the placeholder that looks like a fricking lollipop
GET HIS ASS OTAKEL
>made by a troony
It's a genuine standard these days
Has anyone told to kill itself yet?
Can a human and short find love together?
No, they will literally cut you open on an operating table
hot
Only the government
I could have told you just from the shadow that it was the dev's self-insert
I could have told you that you play as the dev's self insert just off the knowledge that you spend the game being harassed by his OC donut steel furshit
It's all painfully transparent
It's not the dev though, it's the modeller.
>the devs self insert
No moron, the developer and the person who made that model are two different people
the dev is a based russian coomer
thats just one of the 3d modellers
>based russian
why'd he flee to let his countrymen die on the frontlines while he jerk offs to alien troony porn then
the world would be a better place if more people followed his lead
im just curious why even refer to him as based or a russian when he's a coward and a traitor
Participating in a war is just applying to someone's mental illness to throw poop in a sandbox sitting safely at home in a palace trying to overtake another country creating ptsd and split families in the process
well you can have your opinion, but personally he'll never be based for puking this trash out into the public sphere rather than dying like a dog in ukraine.
I think you are a homosexual, but I partially agree with you. Nose's lore and behavior are complete cringe, especially the "putting porn and ERP channels into the Discord server for his games" part. But I know how to separate the art from the artist, and will continue to enjoy Voices of the Void.
good thing your opinion isn't relevant, troon
Creating a game so that people will draw porn of your fursona and speshul OC race of catfishlizard people is more based than dying in a cold trench somewhere so your dear leader can grab ten feet of land from your slightly less drunken brothers.
Just the way it is. I don't make the rules.
>coward and a traitor
Maybe you should follow your own advice, rusBlack person
War isn't as based as fricking aliens
>dying in ACKhmut for some oil and gas fields
VS
>getting paid 3k USD a month to make your magical realm into a videogame
sounds pretty based to me
Sweaty arir sex
oh my goodness gracious
nice arir handholding
Guys, someone left me a trail of strange but tasty brownies out of my house, but left it all in a pile under the bridge, did they accidentally drop them there?
That's a bug they're supposed to be on the bridge
Anon, it's a pile of shit
Can I get a quick rundown on the Talls/Shorts thing? I only started playing the other day.
Pick your side
I want a short wife to settle down on earth away from all the pollution and talls
>earth
>away from pollution
Earth's atmosphere is literally too toxic for arirals as it is.
Can't imagine Short territory is THAT polluted if that's the case. Funny how you could probably blow cigarette smoke in an ariral's face and that'd be enough to counter all their supposed strength
Giving every single thing a super duper strength is the gayest most boring thing you can do when designing aliens.
I'd say having such a shitty respiratory system is a good enough tradeoff but they're also at least a type 5 civilization so it was never going to be a fair fight in the first place.
A trained strongman is really only secondary to a silverback, and we humans can out distance horses if trained. If we had slightly differently shaped legs or muscle structure, we'd be both faster and stronger. Just due to how their legs are shaped, they should be exceptionally faster than humans.
Of course they're super duper strong, they're dev's precious OC furry race. They're automatically stronger, prettier and more virtuous than humans, i.e. (You). They won before the fight even started because it pisses you off and makes dev's dick hard. You're here to provide a baseline to show just how much better they are.
That's why you seduce them. "Marry/breed up" if you will.
Arir confirmed weak to grug
Arir not sue
Arir nice
Grug dum dum
Grug not reply you
Grug reply
>dev allowing anything bad happening to his catfishBlack folk
Yeah, that's gonna happen...
He literally said it outright that only the cat feds have protection against blunt force, while the ones in the forest are tourists with cheap shit.
You might sit in your indestructium sphere all you want and no one wil lever get in, but the moment someone outside shakes the sphere really hard you are definitely going to break your skull on its indestructible walls.
>sir... people are starting to ask some questions about the super special no-harm-doneium ever ever ever ca-
>OKAY! JUST SAY SOME OF THEM AREN'T INVINCIBLE, OKAY! but the rest get to keep their ultra super resistant to the power of the sun armor and can predict any attack before it even happens and a gravity wave neutron beam gun that can like blow up 1000000 tanks with one shot, right?
based moron
earths atmosphere has a different composition than their planet does so its toxic to them
not a pollution problem
I think it was stated somewhere that Ariral lungs were very sensitive to chemicals and pollutants but that probably was changed to them requiring a higher concentration of oxygen or some other gas
i imagine it was changed because there would be no feasible way for the Shorts to live if that were the case
Here's your wife
Kinky
>No 6' space cat wife to dissect corpses and explain human anatomy/bodily functions to
Why even go on
Not if you assert dominance first with some shrimp
finally, some confirmed spooky shit
Arirals cannot be impregnated by humans
Not with that attitude.
*plants a human chestburster into each and every ayy catfish*
*ignores canon*
There you go, now they can
what
Who the frick exposed Erie to the Irish?
BAKED PUSSY POTATOES
BEGORRAH
me when the famine hits
Could Beijita job to an Ariral?
probably yeah
the talls are pretty ridiculous
Even a plant could beat him
I heard that something big is supposed to happen on day 10 but I didn't notice anything strange except finding a picnic setup while I was out in the woods. Did I miss it?
Also, I've only been tasked to find level 0 signals so far, but whenever I turn them in I get two emails. One says good job, signal looks good, hash reports look good, here's your money, the other one tells me there was nothing on the drive and to stop wasting them??
Second one is flavor text, ignore it. Upgrade your computer level to get daily tasks for lvl 1+ signals. If you increase the game difficulty in the settings you will be required to send more signals and hashcodes which give more credits per day, but time moves faster and you drain more hunger/stamina.
>another day
>another mannequin loitering around my ATV
how many of these c**ts do I have to mince?
Do they keep respawning if I don't find the bases?
does this mean anything?
You're expecting it to mean something.
i knocked the fricking thing inside
frick
>sd.calall every time because it not only calibrates the satellites but stops to tell you when a server is down essentially doubling as sv.ping (you can sd.cal individual server to resume the automatic calibration)
>throw trash piles all over the area because it's better to have a floor full of trash bag to 3-e-3-e-3-e-3-e-3-e-3-e rather than risk one flying off and risking you a trashbag
>only accelerate on the ATV if it's absolutely necessary because when you hit the gas for even a millisecond on the godawful fishtailing piece of dogshit abomination of physics, it will slow down to about 10kmh and pop a wheelie making you have to build its speed up from there and waste even more gas with even less mileage than a fricking military humvee
>
>buy food, put in fridge to avoid spoiling, take out of fridge and put in microwave, microwave is unplugged and temperature system is acting as if it is, but its physics are still acting as if it's plugged because the dev thought it would be so cool to have every physics object float in a 0 gravity blue light event that everyone with half a brain knows is literally just to scare joel with his heckin' alien phobia, without thinking for even a second about how it would effect the half-baked plug/electricity system and he's just fricking piling mechanic upon mechanic until it's all just a gordian knot of bugs interlaced between twenty different "life simulator" mechanics
>but at least you get to upload your own pictures and your own videos to the asset folder so you can pretend like this broken piece of garbage is more like your home, goy
>but its physics are still acting as if it's plugged
wouldnt have it any other way
yeah whatever okay, serves me right for trying to point out actual fricking problems. serves me right for thinking this was an actual game and not just a way to swindle morons who are too lazy to cancel the patreon subscriptions to shit they no longer care about
Oh no I have to plug my microwave back in I literally can't even please help me
you know the rest of your discord have been very receptive to my suggestions so i suggest instead of being a dicksucking fanboy you instead shut the frick up and stay in your lane, homosexual.
>thinking I'm part of some gaycord group because I'm giving you a light ribbing
i mean if you're just a part of the gay gallery why are you defending some free demo
>sd.calall every time because it not only calibrates the satellites but stops to tell you when a server is down essentially doubling as sv.ping (you can sd.cal individual server to resume the automatic calibration)
I'm not sure what your problem with this is. Do you really want to have to manually ping each server?
so if calall accomplishes the same as ping and more why even have ping in the first place. is there some reason to the obvious advantage? are the arirals gonna stop you from using it if you don't do some certain shit, like how if you use the objectively superior shrimps for your hunger meter you have to deal with the homosexual dev's "where's poochie?" bullshit?
that's fair, ping is kinda useless. A "pingall" command would be nice to just get a quick readout of every satellite instead of waiting for the calibrations. I'd still rather have it than not, it's not like there's a ton of commands to sift through anyway
>shrimp
always thought pizza was more convenient tbh
this post is like a down syndrome matrix dodge. so can i just get a confirmation from someone that this is a gay meme game that you aren't taking seriously, so i can stop wasting my time with all these cringe and uncool player reports i make hoping that this shit becomes an actual game that more than 100 people could ever be interested in or pay for?
dont you have a baldurs gate 3 thread to get back to?
Doesn't calall stop when it hits a down server? Ping lists everything without stopping.
I use it to make note of every down server then use the map to plan a route so I visit them and get hashcodes while I'm out.
I only do it at the end of the route or if ping comes back fine.
>Doesn't calall stop when it hits a down server?
>(you can sd.cal individual server to resume the automatic calibration)
Or I can just ping in the first place and fix all the satellites before calibrating because why bother typing in a station's name every time the rather unimportant calibration freezes.
this. i also wrote a map on a sheet of paper to plan my server expeditions every morning cause i couldnt afford the one from the store
I've never had a problem with accelerating, I just shift-boost everywhere with max speed dodging trees and it only consumes 15 fuel on a bad day.
>wrong place wrong time
what do I do here?
pomf =3
shortcels never get the human bf
Unf
I don't know if it was the intent but it kinda looks like Kel is slightly off the ground. that's hot
not really but you can see it as that, accentuates their strange strength
>tfs you will never accidentally get hanged by the ariral trying to lift your head up to her hip
The saddest truth out there
imagine the threesome
Like being between two weird mattresses
Can someone please explain to me why, after being 12 hours deep into this game, I come into a thread about it and don't understand what the frick anyone is even talking about.
Arir
just imagine seeing this face approaching you after a long, lonely day in the alps
I'd pounce
Face made for kissing.
nah it's made for bukkake
Leave this sub forever you filthy fricking swine.
Some events are time gated, others are simply obscure. A numbers of things have not been implemented yet or are references to the dev's other games.
Because a good chunk of what people are talking about in here isn't mentioned at all in the game yet?
Also since the first ten days are kinda glacial slow.
it i take off that suit would she die?
It would be extremely painful
she's a short girl
for you
Guys I'm still on 0.6.1b. Is it worth updating or should I wait and finish my save first?
Nah, finish. Too many things changed.
I'm amazed these threads are still being made, damn near a week of daily votv threads. Any updates on the way? Also, how hard would it actually be to swap kels model with otacon?
Dev literally updates whenever Joel Vinesauce streams, specifically he updates the game to get reaction content out of Joel, once Joel gets bored of VotV the game updates will end.
where even is Joel? 2 weeks without a stream, still no 2022 best of.
probably shitted and farted himself to death
Diabetoos finaly got him 🙁
Didn't he promise to unveil some project in which he did voice acting? He mentoned October, so he is probably waiting for the right moment.
That's just how joel is. He will disappear for a random amount of days and nobody knows why.
Nose doesn't care whether Joel streams or not. Dude was making games well before Joel even learned of VOTV.
I'm now happy with how these threads are. We went from "waifuposting with a side of actual discussion" to "actual discussion and rightfully shitting on Nose with a side of waifuposting".
Loved these threads before, love these threads now. Mostly because these threads made me finally make something cool again.
>what DOTH shrimp?
Enough about the fricking space cats. This game needs more spooky aliens. Maybe some IRL aliens. Like the mantismen who like to watch people frick. That would be interesting.
>Mantismen
How about mantiswomen?
Before you ask, yes, I will (over)feed her before rearranging her insides like I got a Master's Degree in Interior Design.
Sorry, only greys in drag available. The mantids have a cuck kink or something.
>greys
Ew.
>mantis men
Welp, powerdrill time.
Mad respect for the guy drawing those pictures, sharing his weird fetish fantasies with the whole world like that.
>Like the mantismen who like to watch people frick.
how about mantismen watching you fricking the space cats in treehouse
arir nice sex
why do they even need breasts if they hatch from eggs other than attracting human men?
Toxin sacks.
Judging by Nose's word that both sexes have them, it's something not offspring-related.
If you also consider Nose's word on how Argemia has the biggest ones, and also his word about how Argemia prett much carries Ariral science with extreme autism, it's safe to assume that they literally store their brains
Male arirals have six breasts in the same sense that male humans have breasts IIRC. They're basically flat.
>Squeeze arir breasts
>Cause irreversible brain damage
Whoops
>blunt force trauma to the torso is enough to kill them because brainsacs
weakest fricking race now known to man
Luckily they are protected by plot armor and dev fiat. Nothing bad is going to happen to them in the game 'cause otherwise dev would cry and shit himself like devs of Caves of Cuck did.
Something already hurt or scared one causing it to drop its weapon outside the base on one of the very later days.
The level of author's favorite only makes me wonder just what the hell's in this forest to cause that.
I want more hidden shit in the game, possibly NG+ with more/different events.
The game has this neat feeling of untangling several mysteries at once but since those are either unfinished or too short, the game kinda falls flat.
Erogenous ariral noses, boop to make them cum
TRASHMAXXING GODS WW@?
since it's getting nerfed next update we should all just enjoy it
>TRASHMAXXING
My brother. Let's show those aliens what humans are truly capable of
>you can shred cans and those pieces of paper you find laying around your base
Frick me I was just stuffing those into the sell box.
Yeah, you can shred basically ANYTHING into these giant glitch boxes which produce 10-15 trash heaps a box.
Thanks to the trashGOD from the last thread for tips
I gave up experimenting with that when I found it couldn't shred coal, stones and truffles.
>you can shred basically ANYTHING
Shred arirs. Behead arirs. Microwave arirs. Run arirs over with ATV. Set arirs on fire with fiery borgar. Explode arirs with explosive barrels. Stab and smash arir with a shovel. Defecate on arirs beds. Dismantle arir treehouse for TRASHMAXXING purposes. Collect rent from arirs for living on your planet. Report arirs to intergalactic IRS. Shove arir down a bottomless hole. Send arirs to hell via stonehenge.
you're not being nice anon
to reeducation treehouse with you
Should've kept your dirty paws off my shrimp.
Also, pay up, rentoid!
Not nice
thoughts?
I'm really interested in playing this, is it worth the 7 dollars?
it's little more than a playable teaser at this point, the first part is basically a walking sim, but it's got damn impressive visuals and atmosphere
remains to be seen if the subsequent episodes hold up
I'll pick it up then if the atmosphere is good, I want at least one spooky experience this October.
>ayy gets blasted with a handgun not even 10 seconds into the trailer
Ehhhh
OBJECTIVE: KILL
Please, someone relay to the dev that signal scanning (locking in the signal and making the dishes and rotate there) should be doable with something like E instead of having to hit Enter. Enter forces you to you move your hand off the mouse or move away from WASD, which is a nuisance and doesn't happen with any other input.
Also, the Kerfus jumps around too much, sometimes making it impossible to scroll to or press a number in the menu and press E without it jumping through you. It should stay put if you're targeting it (the menu is open).
Some more minor nuisances:
Disk slots on the control panel shouldn't be interactable with. They only provide "Use" and that doesn't do anything. This also makes it harder to select a disk in the slot.
The keyboard on the signal station has no collision and tapes can slide/be put into it, but you can't target them in there. You'll have to get another physics object and push them out of the keyboard.
An attempt was made.
smug
looks better than the animu face carbon-copied from some weeb game
How the frick is the radio supposed to work?
There was no assets folder in appdata/local/votv so I went ahead and made one, along with an internal radio subfolder like there should be and an mp3 to test. But now that I bought a radio from the shop, it says (Obsolete) by the name. Hitting play/refresh isn't doing anything, either.
>no assets folder
Should be a button in the settings to fix that
>cats try to invade earth finally
>kel suplexes one from the top of the radio tower into a glass table
>it instantly liquified
>proceeds to chuck ATV at near light speed into the sky
>mothership detonates
>he sits down at his desk and eats a shrimp
>"gotta get that level 2 signal shipped."
>"SIGNALS could be here..." he thought. "I never scanned this area of space before, there could be SIGNALS anywhere."
>atv crashes back down to earth having defeated the alien menace just in time for Kel to go get the hash for ECHO
>he does not ride it, he simply does curls with it as he walks
how do you guys clean this shit? The sponge isn't working, grab or hold.
Just like IRL: Rub it 'til it sparkles. You might need to crouch to actually touch the floor. I was having similar problems.
Neither of those work for me. The sponge just doesn't seem to do anything at all. I'm on the newest version, I think, 0.6.2.
>hold sponge
>right click water source
>hold left click on stain
Should work, kinda slow but you'll see the stain fade away
Doesn't do anything, I think. I'm not even getting feedback that the sponge is absorbing water.
you dont even need to hold a sponge just hover a bucket full of water with sponge inside near dirty surfaces
discovered this yesterday, someone probably should tell nose about it
Missed it last thread, anyone able to bestow TRASHGODs wisdom upon is once again?
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Yeah I see that you just through shit in the chipper, but thought that there was some way to allow you to shred shit you normally couldn't?
Some items probably isn't tagged with [insertable] tag or shit like that. For example, I couldn't shred empty gas cans I found at the transformator
Maybe you shouldn't turn the game into your furry OC wank if you don't want to get bullied.