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Bosco aint looking so good ever since he got lost on that one dig
I dunno, I think he lookin pretty slick.
ARIRAL PUSSY
ARIRAL PUSSY
ugly disgusting thing
argemia cum jar
Help, there is something outside, and it's horny D:
LET THEM IN
not today, bawd
You're doing god's work here anon, I don't always post when I see your stuff but I do smile.
That post wasn't me but thank you. It feels nice to finally do shit again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOZDqXDccWg
fricking kino
NOOOO NOT WHILST MAXWELL IS WATCHING
You motherfricker. I watch your channel and didn't expect this.
No one expected the gnoll incident either, yet that turned out the greatest thing i will ever make.
I love adding details like these.
It's ok he got some shrimp to munch afterwards.
son of a b***h
i like the lore accurate kerfus pathfinding
I watched ten times and only now noticed the mannequin doing the fortnite dance out the window
>fortnite dance
go to hell
KINO
Best OC I've seen on this basket weaving forum since the /b/ cicada on a leash
How dare you come in here, drop some pure gold and put a smile on my face.
Superb work, especially the wips from earlier
Is this the fabled OC content I heard about from the before time people?
heh
Imagine what was going through that ayy's mind when she sees that fricking diesel square headed killing machine walk through the door after her only previous encounters with humans were normal sized.
BASED
This model has grown on me a lot
She has an air of mischief about her
an arir of mischief
Holy shit
What's the music from
It fits ariral so well
The Penis (Eek!)
>first reply is doshdoshington
Go back to editing your bean base video, homosexual
>first reply
Frick that, I wanna see him make more video essays on weirdly specific games he probably gets from Ganker threads.
Now that's quality
based
jesus fricking christ
if you're cold, she's cold
Since you apparently have a direct line to the dev, ask him if Arirals sneeze often or have chronic sharp exhales due to sensitive/weak respiratory system.
Just to pre-empt all the whinging about powerlevels this time, here's what the EternityDev scales look like for each faction:
Major Demons (The End, Cody) >>>> Lesser Demons (Alex, possibly The Accuser) >>>> Gods (Ocumux, Tavalbey, Watcher) > Rozitals > Polymorphs like Erie >>>>>> Tarwills & Scrina >>>>> Arirals/Greys/Goblins > Humans
>major demon
>Cody
b***h homie name don't sound so tough.
In its case, it seemingly took control of the Red Forest from the Watcher - which puts it on a level where a God who creates realities can't really do much about its influence. Similarly, the Accuser's curse on a section of the Infinity School is soemthing it can intervene with but that might be because of the PAP Station tech it stole to help it infiltrate the School in the first place.
*it can't
Not really a big fan of magic and gods and shit
always been more of a fan of "technology so advanced its indistinguishable from magic"
Ironically, the Arirals are the only race whose stuff is purely technological rather than magic crudely larping as tech.
>Arirals are the only race whose stuff is purely technological rather than magic
Black person their armor is literally -Love Train-.
armour that generates micro-tears in reality which shunt incoming projectiles into other dimensions
tech so advanced its indistinguishable from magic
And it's still stated to be technology, just incredibly stupidly advanced. Everything the Rozitals do is actual no-bullshit magic imitating technology at a glance, since life crystals are amalgamations of souls and anperfysium is basically a supernatural uber-material. Tarwills and Erie don't even bother hiding that their entire existence is magical bullshit.
I want to kiss a magical space robot pretending to not be magic.
Rozitals are basically just life crystals piloting big mech bodies. I don't think they're pretending to not be blatant magic.
Generally, I run with the idea that something that qualifies as "magic" being present means that the setting takes place in a captured universe.
Naw. Love Train was the basic conceptual I threw up for armor that would actually be overpowered. Ariral armor tech isn't reality-warping. It's just made of bullshittium.
Are you even reading what you writing? How can anyone take this seriously? I retract my statement from
, the lore is profoundly moronic.
having the notbaldi's basics school lore be shoehorned into votv does kinda suck, the guy was like 16 iirc when he made that and it shows. if he's tweaking ariral lore hopefully he will do something with that, the game never even finished anyway.
Kel > Major Demons (The End, Cody) >>>> Lesser Demons (Alex, possibly The Accuser) >>>> Gods (Ocumux, Tavalbey, Watcher) > Rozitals > Polymorphs like Erie >>>>>> Tarwills & Scrina >>>>> Arirals/Greys/Goblins > Humans
>Kel
>the guy getting lcowned on by the weakest factions on that list
>the guy who can barely work a Rozital toaster
>relevant
Lmao.
Kel is approaching.
I dont know what any of that shit is
Arir's however are nice
It's lore from his other games.
That's still some pretty moronic looking power scaling. The more I learn about Nose's works, the less I think of him as a writer. He is lucky he knows how to package his dumb lore into fun games.
i'm only really bothered by fricking goblins being more powerful than humans
they're not even stocky rock men like dwarves they're just rabid manlets
Given how his Greys are literally the Strogg+ the Borg and worship a dead god, I fully expect that his goblins aren't going to be the stereotypical fantasy goblins either.
>I fully expect that his goblins aren't going to be the stereotypical fantasy goblins either.
I think it might be funny if they were though. Just a total clash of genres. Chaotic things that aren't very capable, but manage to frick things up for everyone. They'll accidentally help one alien species nearly destroy the Earth, and then they'll accidentally frick up another's plan to destroy the Earth when all hope is lost. They're totally unaware of the concept of aliens and their ultimate goal is just stealing shiny shit.
>goblins see Kel's ATV
>goblin want shiny.leaf
>Kel wakes up to find his ATV gone the next day
Sorry, I don't care about angry ESL spergs opinions.
It's not really that offensive.
I know, I'm just enjoying my anger at this point.
The frick's an Erie?
Erie balls
Eh Reh
I swear there was once a video of this where someone actually attempted to make sense of his sounds as actual instruments and sounded really good, but I can't find the fricker.
i remember when this guy started uploading videos claiming he was more powerful than god and i miss them
This it?
Since nobody else is explaining it, Erie is a shapeshifting nervous system that inhabits a robotic body with a TV head. One of Nose's other characters from his Baldi's Basics clone.
how does this nibba have dbz powers stronger than black hole cannons
how is a shapeshifting nervous system higher on the powerlevel chart than an entire race of aliens with vacuum decay weaponry, black hole guns, inter-dimensional travel and in the process of getting time manipulating tech?
Per her wiki page:
>Shape-shifting: Erie is an organic polymorph, meaning she can change her form to whatever she wishes.[22] She stays inside a robot suit for the entirety of AEwVS, so this ability hasn't been fully demonstrated yet.
>Mitosis: Erie is capable of splitting into multiple separate organisms.[23]
>Hammerspace: Erie can store items (such as books) by placing them behind her back.
>Powerful Strength: Erie can pick up Angell for a long time effortlessly, and can shred thick hardcover books filled with paper by crushing them in her bare hand.
>Mind Reading: Erie can "connect with Angell's brain" in order to know what she is thinking, though she doesn't appear to demonstrate this in-game. She shares this ability with the Torus.[24]
>Absorption: Erie can absorb other living organisms' cells and add them to her own body mass.[25] She can also absorb non-organic cells, although this is much slower.[26] This can be considered an upgrade of Freek-a-del'ka's ability, as it allows Erie to absorb the cells themselves, instead of just the matter that the cells make up.
Her absorption ability is what's really busted, since it's a better version of a corrupted Rozital's whose specialty is in absorbing things. That plus her shapeshifting would make her a nightmare if she wasn't more or less entirely benign.
She's also outright stated to be in an active sequel relationship with Ocumux (pic related), so assuming you majorly pissed her off, you might also draw the sttention of her cosmic universe-creating boyfriend down on your ass too.
*sexual
this might be too much autism for me as i have no clue who any of the characters referenced there are
but assuming Nose has read Blame! and stole the black hole guns from there then shed probably get one-shot by one
She probably would, yes. Scrina's modules would let her beat her in a fight but Scrina is both too childish to do so and views her as her mom. Realistically, a serious Scrina is probably more dangerous overall than your average Ariral compared to Erie, but she's not the type to actively go out and fight unless really pushed.
Can I frick-
>boyfriend
Oh.
>letting some gay cosmic entity push you around
Kel would never
Kel gets castrated by the golden wisps and needs the Rozital Lightcatcher to make them frick off. He is not cucking a giant space crystal man.
YET.
He WILL make G A I N S. He WILL surmount and overcome the physical world. He WILL frick The Thing lady.
i want dr kel to become alien tech adam jensen in pursuit of thingussy
surpass
>Didn't go the harem route
Not a real scientist
still laughed my ass off though and I'm very happy you used Erie's old sprite form for the "don't worry babe" panel
Im glad you noticed that detail, also they got a kid to raise, he's only got time for 1 girl.
Speaking of Erie's old designs, I've discovered that Double cog Erie is extremely tall.
I genuinely just microwaved it on instinct alone and didn't expect anything to happen.
damn, thems a pretty nice and tall thing.
She'd probably choke you and kick you out anyhow.
hot
I'll also add that Scrina is technically stronger than Erie, so she could very easily be moved up. According to Nose, her models would let her win very easily against Erie in a direct fight - and given she has shit like a Z-Mass Manipualtor and Tau Accelerator (the latter itself basically being one of those weapons that the Arirals are experimenting with), it's easy to see why.
never really made a mental note of how to spell Erie's name i always either go Eerie or Errie
>threads used o be interesting
>now hlaf gameplay half waifuposting
>evenually full waifuposting
Might as well just go to /vg/
there's been half and half regularly, you just like whining. thread just started ffs.
You have poor reading comprehension
no I get it you're mad that arirals are being posted along side gameplay talk and memes and are pretending they never used to be
They literally do not, and the ones in the game actively refuse to give Kel the vaccine he'd need not to instantly die from exposure to one.
They're just playing hard to get
Someone clearly doesn't know about caliginous romances
Hey, at least you didn’t say quadrant.
no more ariral posting
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT
>instant death
walking biohazard
ponder the fragrance and die instantly
i know i would die if i were to lick that sweat, but i don't give a shit anymore. i'll go out on my own terms.
I NEED an edit of this where its an Ariral plushie and Dr Kel
give me a kel reference
He's basically just bishie Otacon:
There's also
but there's not too much official stuff of him.
Is Kel based enough to cuck his dad to death?
Literally smells like death.
actually she smells like wet pennies
which still makes it hot (and incredibly deadly)
I want to die licking that up. Don't vaccinate me, give it to me raw. If I can't take it I don't deserve it.
I think he did say exposure does grant immunity eventually. If you can't handle your fishwife at her stinkiest you don't deserve her
creampie her pussy and switch the hole
I love how this one looks to have some kind of overbite or something, very cute
no less ariral posting, either
I'm gonna be playtestan
dump it here
They already know I browse Ganker, so that would be dumb as hell.
It's got some stuff. Not enough for a new release, but it DID add like 80mb to an already highly compressed archive.
how about instead of dumping it, you tell us straight up how it is? is there anything interesting in there or not?
that way you dont have to post anything besides hearsay.
suggest adding more spooky ambience during the night like footsteps in vacant rooms
Assuming you are under some sort of gentlemans agreement/nda for what you can say, how much content does 0.63 have and when is it ready
Anything new or is it a bugfix patch?
Few bugs fixed, new stuff like your knight in anperfysium armor getting some footstep particles, I missed out on seeing a lot of what was added because the dev streams were timed outside my sleep schedule, but I can check the sandbox spawn menu to get a good gist. One thing I do remember is that a new location was added to the forest.
before the thread declines in quality even more
what are the things we can expecting for the next update?
or what would (YOU) like to see added? frankly, i Would like for the plushies to remain in the game but let them be collectables tied to achievements
You successfully escaped from the Antibreather, here's a plushie
Killed Rufus, here's another one, you completed this story event, now go out looking for the arir plushie
I mean you can kill Thicc Rufus and get a plushie from it.
that's what i was thinking, expand that to the rest of the plushies so you can earn them
You get the Fat Rufus plush from killing his normal form too, it's just harder.
coop so you can divide the busywork
OJOJOJOJOJOJOJ just a little meecrosleep
>meecrosleep
Gets me every time.
get out of my head diabetic swedish man
i fricked up my maxwell took me to the bone zone help
Legendary feral ariral
Sexo
dr grugs wife to be
Post ur battlestations
it keeps getting messier every time but trust me it's organized
Who are the anthros if you don't mind me asking. They're cute.
the black & white ones are from @teteteko on twitter
the one on the right is from fluffkevlar i think
the portrait on the desk is of some moron i found on the internet
>the portrait on the desk is of some moron i found on the internet
Andrew? Andrew Hussie? Is that you?
no, i'm just mad i'm being denied dino pussy just so he can indulge in his yuri fetish
Kel? Dr. Kel? Is that you?
Dr. Kel, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.
You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.
Nobody will remember Dr. Kel. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.
In short, you are an enormous failure.
Dr. Kel, being that you're about 25 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.
The abhorrent failure that are these signals, Dr. Kel, that is your legacy.
Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Dr. Kel, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some ATVs in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.
Maybe in a couple of years, Dr. Kel, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.
I genuinely doubt it.
Now excuse me, I have to order around some scientists. I estimate over decades of scientific breakthroughs.
>dr. bao after kel misses 1 (ONE(UNO(UM*~~ report
It's something.
mine's just boring and utilitarian
rotating those drive racks to be vertical is a pain in the ass by the way
damn b***h you live like this, what's the cats gonna think when they see this shit
Dr. Bao is pleased
it hasn't been updated much other than leaning rifle ammo against the wendy skull
If any alien son of a b***h gets in here, they're not taking me alive.
>... And here's my priceless painting of MISSINGTEXTURE.
error.vtf, a timeless classic
ackhschually the error texture is generated in code and not from a vtf texture
What's the secret to getting paintings to work? I put the right resolution and both JPGs and PNGs in the correct folders but pressing "use" does nothing.
From the last threads shitposts when are we getting a shitty Voices of the Roid fangame.
>Dr Kel gets gravely injured from an ariral throwing a 500lb crate at them as a "prank"
>rescued and unassigned from the facility to recover
>decides enough is enough and starts a training montage to become SWOLE
>reassigned
>game starts with cutscene of HUEG Kel riding the ATV back
>gameplay is Kel has had enough and is around finding ways to trigger events or lure arirals/demons etc to traps you setup, and engineering ways of dealing with them or defeating them
>arirals being difficult and requiring a large amount of blunt force
>ascended Kel is able to intercept thrown objects from "pranks" and catapults them straight back, stupid shit like that
>chills with rozitals who act as vendors for your engineering needs
>setpiece involves SWOLE Kel finding a way to jump onto a flying ariral ship (maybe from luring them to do another gravity prank then leaping from the comms tower) to then enter doomguy mode
>>game starts with cutscene of HUEG Kel riding the ATV back
Is he so big that he looks like a guy riding in a tiny clown car?
he's doing the flintstones thing where he's on the ATV but using his legs to move the thing forwards
Frick that's even better than the racist mario Kratos on the kart I imagined.
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This but VOTV, get on it nose
>had all my mannequin buddies stacked up in the office hanging out
>wake up next day they are all gone
????????????????
They are coming for you
FRICK MANNEQUINS
>spend the night moving the refrigerator and microwave to computer room to make it cozier
>bed is nailed to the fricking floor
AAAHHHHHH
Blame the meecrosleeper
I keep seeing these threads pop up and they seem like lots of fun. Is the game worth playing now or should I wait for it to be finished?
>finished
bros when do we tell him abou the early access patreon games.. I don't have the heart to do it
Thanks anons! I'll check it out now while it's fresh. Is 0.6.2b the latest build or do I have to go digging around to find a patreon only build?
nah the ones on itch.io are good, patreon builds are buggy and for playtesters from what i can gather
thank you fren!
do it now, do the itch, do not look at thread spoilers, they make the game less fun. Play on story mode. Be prepared for a very slow start.
Downloading now, I noted your advice and will be leaving the thread now. Thanks for all the help, frens!
play it now if you get the chance
the whole thing is about exploring and stuff coming at you out of nowhere, plus as it updates stuff gets moved around so you might miss some things if you wait
it's a tad starved on events early on and doesn't have an actual ending yet, but it's still fun in its current form. also what the other anon said, this dev has had a lot of unfinished games before. just go in blind if you do and check for updates while they're still fun.
give me a lawnmower and yard decorations nose i can't have my shit looking like this for the invaders
You can print yard decorations
>why is the human manufacturing these funny little men? is he making an army?
There's actually a garden gnome in the game files named duende
Cower in his presence.
Oh it's actually in game? Cool
How close is a 0.7 release? I want to play a spooky game for halloween, would it be released before then?
Gentlemen and other gentlemen, I present to you the most important part of this hotfix
The cord unfricker
more importantly, can i stretch the wires farther and/or are there more outlets now
Cord elasticity/length isn't changed, but you get 2 extra outlets under the workbench in the garage.
I thought those were already there in 0.6.2b, pretty sure that's where I plugged in my fridge and microwave.
Just checked, I may be stupid
Yes hello that would be me
Thank you for your service.
If he also fixed the collision issues, then either he's here or someone here has been feeding issues to him. Either way, appreciated.
it is known some anon is feeding suggestions, questions and issues to nose
I just noticed the windows are glass now
Post the new forest location btw
It's pretty hard to miss from the top of the radio tower, So you can see it for yourself when the update comes out.
honestly i'm just waiting for more updates before i put more time into it, i enjoy lurking in the threads though since i don't care too much about spoilers, the journey is also a big deal for me rather than the surprise
>totally fear mannequins, unnerve me irl
>finally relax around these guys
>they disappear
>i miss them but i know they come back so it's all good
mynt
>for what purpose
What I typed reminded me of this post: https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/597308373/#597345137
t. Robo-fricker.
Incredibly zased
Simple and cute faces only in this house
8 days in. haven't seen any ayys or anything particularly or scary except for nightmares and loud metal clangs at night. no events either except for the meteor shower, power outages and someone eating my food in the fridge. i suspect the clangs are the wonky engine clipping metal sheets in and out of the terrain but i could be wrong. does the freaky shit take it's sweet fricking time to start appearing or am i just not paying attention?
There are random events, but there are also scripted events in story mode. The first MAJOR one happens around the night of Day 10. I think the way it works is that two servers will go down in the northwest. You'll want to keep your eyes out when you go to fix them.
>keep your eyes out
Keep an eye out and/or keep your eyes open. Pardon me. My brain is spiders.
the game really does start slow. Two weeks in is when the game starts doing anything concerning aside from random events and signals which is rng.
tenth night here. should i keep the garage door closed?
go outside and fix your servers
Leave it open, let the base air out every now and then
leave it open
also hey have you thought about buying shrimps?
The ATV has a tendency to roll out on its own if you don't engage the parking brake, so keep it closed if you tend to forget.
Personally I think moving your fridge full of shrimp to the garage would be ideal.
Any filedigger here knows what the ATV model is called?
quad
Is there anything you can do to prevent blackouts? i am tired of resetting those generators all the fricking time.
Not until the update that lets you send Kerfus to fix them.
WELL GUESS WHAT BUCKO
So there are no more reasons to go outside? Lame.
It's gonna cost you 1000+ points, some scrap, and a book.
Aight fine
Height comparison too
Why is Kel such a manlet.
Because Nose has a thing for tall girls.
Tall SKINNY girls. Don't forget that part too.
"Kerfur Omega" as it's called in the game, is fully animated. Turning while running is broken at the moment, however.https://files.catbox.moe/zyb3mu.mp4
>patrol
Now the alien frickers won't sneak up on the base!
>send it out on partol
>several hours later it's missing
>ransom note left by the front door
NOOOOOO I WILL SAVE YOU KERFUS
>bring 1000 shrimp packs to the treehouse by 3:33 AM or the sex bot gets it
Omega kerfus x ariral pussy sandwich
>fix servers
>get reports
>fix transformers
There's no way Omega Kerfus doesn't have some kind of threat event where it gets hacked and tries to kill you.
This is too much power with no discernible drawbacks.
The very next day it decides it's too good for this shit and leaves.
WHERE THE FRICK IS THE FRICKING PET OPTION ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FRICKING MIND NOSE YOU FRICKING HACK
This is a good point. Anon should remind him to put the pet option back in.
And now I wait for nose to wake up in 6+ hours
thank you for your service, we avoided a true disaster with this one
>robot cat maid
YES! YES!!!!
500 points to buy an actual maid outfit for her if you do
the ariral increase their bullying and dr bao sends you an incredibly disappointed email
i need this and i need it NOW
You know what else you probably need and want right now?
MEALS
READY
TO
EAT
I can't wait to see this thing chase Joel down while vib ribbon plays
>still not using the new tree models yet
Needs to get off his ass and replace these shitty trees already
Who's the homeless guy standing next to the robot furry?
Refer to the word next to the funny numbers inside the post.
Show some respect, he has a PHd in astronomy just so he can press some buttons.
With all this otaconposting i legit forgot how the actual model looks.
Jesus, someone please punch monique and tell it to get better at modelling.
It's even worse when you consider the concept art too.
I love how much Kel concept art is out there, yet the actual model looks really bad.
Fans clearly love the nerdy Ota-Kel look, I don't know what's up with the green coat and shit like that. It's just a weird design choice. If they're afraid of being too similar, everything is derivative anyway so who cares??
>tfw femboy science nerd bf to look for aliens while i lift
>tfw no*
will she still jumpscare the shit out of you at 3am because no more work
meow
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/B_eN8m-pWFk
Unffff
>smaller hips than kel
Has he said anything about when its coming out?
really wish I didn't get spoiled on this one
>catch signal from a weird looking object
>playback image and spectrogram is blank, despite the obvious noise
>start getting antsy as it repeats with every processing level
>reach level three, already fearing it's going to be THAT
>moment of truth, play the signal
>instantly recognize the top of the skull, rush to delete it in blind panic
>ariral message to delete it arrives moments after the fact
>suddenly curious what happens if you actually let it do it's thing
>figure out how to duplicate saves
>grab a drive with one of the previous levels still in it
>process, play it in full
>sleep for a bit
>nothing happens
>ship it out
>nothing happens
>mystery email message comes in saying "good"
>sleep again
>nothing happens
guess it doesn't fire again if you do a delete the first time
I can't believe I let my own panic cuck me out of sweet delicious forbidden knowledge
I think it's bugged in the current version.
Which is a shame because it seems like a useful tool to jihad as many Arirals as possible.
Are you really willing to destroy the entirety of humanity just to kill like 3-4 random Arirals?
yes
>3-4
Microwave the babies.
>That Kel model
Does the humanoid model of Kerfus have walking animations or does it t-pose glide?
it can certainly rotate its head and isn't in Tpose, judging by the screenshot
I want the previous model's head on that one's body
>creator's fetish will lead to another model upgrade to allow you to upgrade kerfus into a giant battle mech that you can pilot
>give Kerfus Omega the Ariral Gun
>objective: search and destroy
>it gives you a half-hearted salute and heads off into the woods to zap any ayy or demon it comes across
>comes back in the morning covered in blood
>mission complete now plug me in to the wall
>objective: protecc
>keeps Kel fed if he falls under 10 hunger
>with force if necessary
>que a malnourished Kel running away from kerfus trying to forcefeed him shrimps
>bennyhill.mp3
>catches you, stuffs the shrimp down your throat and carries you to bed
>please keep an eye on your nourishment and energy levels
>objective: clean it up janny
>give Kerfus a mop
>it goes to town on your base, cleaning your shitstains off the walls and floors
>collects random trash and empty takeout food cartons and puts them in a box
>after its done, it slaps you with the mop
We're one step closer to having a tsundere robot wife in this game and its great.
>he's never slept with kerfus
you, stuffs the shrimp down your throat and carries you to bed
Need a suspiciously shrimp packet shaped throatjak of kel except he's obviously choking and dying now lmao
I appreciate the mood of this game but the fact it just added horny multibreasts aliens for the sake solely of cumbrain and furryness is kinda wack
yeah that looks like the kind of person who'd enjoy this game. Whenever I see someone with vinesauce items in second life, they're this kind of sperg
>just added
The game reminds me of a slightly better Hello Neighbor. Goes from a stellar concept and genuinely impressive tech/aesthetic to "Hey content creator! We added this! You should make a video on this! Joeeel please!!! We added a mushroom!".
It's day and night between the two people I watch play it. One who loves horror and is hopelessly addicted to it (despite having seen no real horror 20 hours in) and Joel who just adds in some console code for wacky shit to happen.
It's like being genuinely terrified of Amnesia until you realize how the AI works and you see it wonk once and lose all respect for it.
I hope whatever unwell person behind the game continues to actually stick to the script and the content bait was just to help it off the ground.
I completely agree. It's my one problem with the game, but it's so major that it made me loose almost all the respect I had for the dev. Such potential, squandered.
I think he meant "just" as in "simply" instead of "recently".
We already know what Kerfus Omega looks like. Post her in-game.
I could swear they had differently sized asses in these screenshots
>she
The pink one is a male
NOO I GOT THE PINK ONE BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE WOULD BE MY WIFE AND NOW IM GAY AAAAHA HELP ME
meow
Boywife
Might be thinking of these. Man, I wonder where the leaker Anon went. I he didn't get caught.
I'mma be real; I hope these are, like... more expensive options and aren't just gonna completely replace Kerfus proper.
They're a complete upgrade that you need to craft, so your goober on a wheel is still available.
>craft
>meaning there's a blueprint
>a blueprint to create an advanced robot
>in a forest occupied by advanced robot aliens
I hope the Rozitals are okay with this.
Does this work at any time, or just when the Transformers go down? I half expected this to just be an emergency band-aid for when you lose power in the middle of the night.
I wish kerfus omega would protect you from other, less hardworking, stinkier cats by punching them the frick out.
>"Protect mode"
>Kerfus just grabs a Barbell and pretends to be a bench
>kerfus omega spotter mode
enlarge your supermassive, extraterrestial gains in voices of the roid
so
darkness event is just ghosts banging on the walls making noise?
WARNING: Cognitohazard
retrieve arms from fridge
my mind thought this was just a harmless shitpost, instinctively shielding itself from the greater horrors, then
unlocked the deeper parts of my psyche, and now I am left with irreparable damage
thanks
I’ll take this over the in-game model any day
horrorterror dream bubble event when?
Side tangent, I really wish Homestuck kept going because there could have been a lot more fun alien designs. Like how fricking rad all the DBZ alien shit was before they made the series for fricking toddlers.
Why can't Arirals be real? Nothing else makes my pp this hard.
Anyone try making VoTV ai prompts?
Without the six breasts that fricking terrifying. Imagine seeing that in real life as you take out the trash at night.
Alternate prompt
>gordon freeman vs the missing cat
CURSED
>Dr. Kel going out to fill the report at 3:33 AM, ATV full of gas
TOTAL
give kerfus omega an upload function so you can have her play tv on the screen and blast radio
STOP SCARING ME DURING THE DAY
just cover it in trash
>frickin around on the console in the tutorial
>suddenly hear footsteps
frickin spooked me gud
there is many secrets, too.
For example, if you were to restart you'd notice in one of the first few rooms there's a platform up to your right. You can grab the table in the same room, push it over and climb up for a cool secret.
dont do this i got my dick sucked now my organs are shutting down from biotoxin
>hyper paranoid about every noise
>get a wave of shivers every time a door closes behind me now
>tfw was just on the pc in the middle of the day
>its 3pm nothing can hurt me
>nothing can scare me
>hear the door opening
>i'm here alone
>why is the door opening
>WHY IS THE DOOR OPENING
AHHHHHHHHHHH
somebody is asking for a wiggling
I DONT WANNA GET WIGGLED OR JIGGLED 🙁
dont trust jiggers and wiggers anon, just set the damn thing on fire
anon
you are the wiggler
COMMENCE THE JIGGLIN'
theyre friends anon, they dont mean any harm
I dealt with it
GET SPLINTERED GET SPLINTERED GET SPLINTERED GET SPLINTERED GET SPLINTERED GET SPLINTERED GET SPLINTERED GET SPLINTEREDGET SPLINTERED
What am i supposed to do here?
You need to drop down the hole at exactly 3:33AM, which will allow you to enjoy something that leads nowhere and is currently unfinished.
Wait at night / early morning
what if the manequins lived in the base before you came along and all the garbage wastheir doing
>Use a log to hop over the fence cordoning off the Stonehenge area
>This was in the middle next to a bunch of charred dirt like there was an explosion
I can't read Latin, what does it say?
Devil's plains
Go back to whence you came
Do not come back and forget this place
You are not welcome here
Devil's plains
uhhh where did this come from
Congrats, anon, you have about three days' worth of food!
Now start eating.
The forest doesn't like it when things go to waste.
I also found a rubber ducky
it has already disappeared what the frick I havent even left the room!
He's a free spirit. Visiting is cool, but you can't expect him to stay. There's a lot of rivers to swim in, lots of horrors from beyond the stars to casually float by.
>Started playing two IRL days ago
>5 game days in
>use Cheat Engine to give me 10,000 credits because game turns out to be one long boring fetch quest
>stop doing daily missions because I want to actually process signals to lvl three and hear what's on them instead of submitting boxes full of lvl 0's, 1's and 2's
>order pizza every day
>use all the extra free time to clean up the base and comfortably explore
>????
>PROFIT
Rate my play style anons
Should've done it the honest, noble way by taking the path of trashmaxxing.
>stop doing daily missions because I want to actually process signals to lvl three and hear what's on them instead of submitting boxes full of lvl 0's, 1's and 2's
Bro your save and copy buttons??
I'm willing to bet 98% of people don't know the save button exists, or how to use it correctly
Yeah I figured that out eventually. At first it was way too much to keep track of as I was stressed trying to figure out game mechanics and stay alive. Pretty steep learning curve.
I'm gonna cheatmaxx on this playthrough and come back for a proper one once the full game gets released.
For now I just want to master the mechanics and get sandbox mode tbh
hold the frick up theres a way to copy the signals
Blue button, right in the signals menu
the game assumes you are running around in the forest fixing shit and you will miss out on events.
In order to not miss out on some content
fix the servers that break down and do your daily hashes on day 10
Why even play the game at that point. May as well have just watched a walkthrough on it
I made the same mistake, turns out the game wants you to do the grind to find the spooky shit
game needs to be renamed signal simula-
it literally took me only the frist day(when you dont have a task) to clean the entire base, including sponge washing, and it gave me alot of point to get stuff early on
>dr ena left a gun and ammo behind the crate in a garage, protect the base at all costs
Well now I'm making a shitpost video, dammit
Payday of the void completed
This makes me want a discount cloaker as a threat.
Something that hides in the base or satellites and doesn't "activate" until seen like the wendigo but also doesn't disable your ability to pause when near until it's running up to deck you in the face.
The sandman is probably the closest example but he's too easy to avoid ever running into.
Why the frick do you want to frick those things so bad? They look ugly as hell
picrelated is official concept art
they look pretty cute to me
its just the in-game model that needs some work
I kind of like the fricked up model, it's grown on me. He should make the weird looking ones we have now the shorts, and these pretty looking ones the talls. Cause it makes sense, the shorts are looked down on for poor nutrition and it allows him to kill two birds with one stone.
they put super toxoplasmosis in the groundwater to make humanity malleable, you just haven't been broken in yet
we need more deadly events like bad sun and evil signal, or other more esoteric triggers, with rewards for pushing through maybe
give ideas
You summon a Tarwill affected by the curse from AEwVS and it spawns in a random place on the map and will hunt you for the rest of the game.
The IRIS reveal gave me chills. Would love to see similar stuff in votv, besides The End. Cosmic horror that seems to notice you is so good.
Kill arirals. Behead arirals. Roundhouse kick an ariral into the concrete. Slam dunk an ariral baby into the recycling bin. Crucify filthy furries. Defecate in an arirals food. Launch arirals into the sun. Sell arirals in a box. Toss arirals into raging rivers. Urinate into an arirals warp drive. Judo throw arirals into a wood chipper. Grab arirals heads off. Report arirals to Dr. Bao. Saw arirals in half. Curb stomp pregnant furry arirals. Trap arirals in desks. Crush arirals in doorways. Hang arirals from a drone. Eat arirals. Dissect arirals. Blow up arirals with a gas can. Smash ariral skulls with a crowbar. Cremate arirals in the microwave. Lobotomize arirals. Mandatory abortions for arirals. Throw ariral fetuses in the basement. Drown arirals in fried shrimp grease. Obliterate arirals with a red wisp. Kick old arirals off the tower. Feed arirals to killer wisps. Slice arirals with a saw blade.
tough shit "Doctor" Ken
?si=H7elK552WTsvhHs1
>”WELL GUESS WHAT”
>”I TESTED THE SIGNAL”
>”I DONT LIKE IT”
>”I DONT LIKE IT, IT’S SHIT”
you wouldnt DOWNLOAD a SIGNAL would you
already processing it to level 3...
yep, it's a picture of me fricking your mom. what a shame!
imagine an event that triggers by looking at stuff through the telescope
>tfw you're a divorced alien
a local 58 easter egg would be so frickin scary
imagine wood crawlers on the loose
or nature's mockery
ariral sending messages to dr kel after one particularly heavy beatdown
I liked the telescope more when it only stared at Mars. The 3D view scrolls too slowly, and I swear there's never anything around when I take a look.
Surely there has to be something, the fact that it was changed at all means there has to be at least one strange thing you can see through it.
I like the idea, but I don't like that focus is tied to zoom. It's literally impossible to see anything outside of minimum or maximum zoom, and even then it's blurry as shit.
What Item box are you guys selling garbage in? I can't seem to get seem to get the drone to take any of them.
The one called "Item Box" scroll down to the bottom of the essentials list.
Thanks mate, didn't even lnow you could scroll on the desktop shop.
IM NOT FRICKING SCARED OF YOU
YES I AM HELP HELP HELPFRICKFRICK
it's your alien wife come to pay you a visit anon, aren't you a cat kisser? why the wet feet all of a sudden
what is coal used for?
Rare chance to drop a valuable gem on destruction.
That's it.
into the item box they go
my frickin quad bike is gone? I heard a deep rumble and now it's missing and not on the automap.
it'll be back 🙂
well they better put a full tank in it I need that shit.
well, i've got good news!
type "sv.target vehicle" to find it
>server found
>still isn't showing up on map
clearly aliens took it
its probably getting probbed
I found it
with three hundred fuel
AND THEN THIS FRICKING GUY GAVE ME A FRICKING HEART ATTACK
the new max fuel is not permanent, it'll drain and only refill back to 100
>not destroying the mannequins
You get what you deserve.
What ... uh, what is this game about? or like? I'm gonna look it up as soon as I post but I'd like some subjective opinions, please
Very comfy and NICE horror game
thank you for the good tips, have a much better October, will get gaym after sleep
no problem anon
just remember game is still barely even a beta
Extremely comfy SETI life sim until it isn't.
do boring chores arround a huge ass base and upgrade your junk until you find something spooky
or something spooky finds you
make the crucial decision between being a clean virgin or becoming the king of trash mountain who builds forts out of garbage and has an infinite supply of protein
Do not look at most of this thread, the game is far worse if spoilt imo. Just know it starts out very slow and not very spooky and stays this way for 2 entire ingame weeks.
You are a researcher in an abandoned base, searching for intelligent life. You find all sorts of fricked up shit. Ayyliums and/or spirits/demons may or may not be messing with you, their intentions varying a lot.
Not that scary really, very atmospheric, comfy, but often take a detour into either silly memes or horror.
I watched a streamer play for 12 hours over several days before even seeing an object go flying
i know good games that takes less than 8 hours to complete
it's a content creator circlejerk living solely off of grifting memes
>watching streamers
You will get as little out of the game that way as watching some random gmod content.
Best moment ive had was freaking out when suddenly music starts playing in my base, and i try to desperately puzzle out what the hell is going to frick up my day now.
turns out it was a signal i caught that starts to actually play 30 seconds in and my computer was playing it while i was fricking around with something else. I still play the song occasionally since its a pretty nice song.
Watching a markiplier stream and inanely babble over it wont get the mood across of semi-tense boredom and paranoia.
Yeah
This tbdesu
I only get angry watching joel play the game. He spends too much time dicking around instead of actually getting signals and listening to them. Even then, if he actually DOES get a spooky sounding signal, he just stops it mid-track and sells it immediately.
Another QOL feature in 0.6.3, enable direct control if your 500 point failure got stuck on a log by using the green arrow button on its camera. Right bar controls speed, and bottom bar controls rotation. Using the bottom bar makes kerfus move forward at the same time.
I'm hoping DrNose replaces the control interface because it's awful
Don't bet on it. He didn't even implement the scroll wheel into the PC interface. He clearly doesn't care about UI and UX all that much.
i dont have anything to put in my radio or tv folders
send help
watch the entire gemini home entertainment series
>stuck on geometry in stinky burger dream
>operating computer in base in the middle of the night
>energy gives out almost have a fricking heart attack
>decide "frick it, ill fix in the morning"
>go to sleep
>wake up
>darkness event starts
well frick me, i guess
aaaaaaaaaah
when is the next update going to be posted?
I'm like 8 days in and noticed something on the radar to the northwest in the middle of the night. Rode out there and saw a light in the distance, then drove up behind some spooky creature with crab legs. It ran away once it noticed me. What the hell was that?
That was me, sorry
Ariral leg lock
https://files.catbox.moe/e6pwr2.mp4
please stop it I am haunted. I am spooked. I do not want any more visitors.
>don't litter butthole
This is my karma 🙁
I thought I did!!
What do you guys usually put in the mailbox? I keep resetting my save file for each new version and it's starting to get to me.
Also, how bad is the trash problem? Haven't played in a while, I remember anons complaining about it
>What do you guys usually put in the mailbox?
Everything I can, even if it means dupes. If it fits in my inventory, and I'm resetting for an update, it's going in the mailbox first.
how does crafting work
Put thing on workbench, use it
If blueprint required, blueprint shows required thing
MRE can be crafted into fishing bait
stick + rock x 2 (without blueprint) makes ooga booga hammer
stick + rock x 2 (with blueprint) makes physics disaster
no other recipes
Remember to hit the gym. Imagine if aliens showed up today and you were the first human they laid eyes on.
They'd be really disappointed probably
You know there is a Hulk mode cheat, dev should make it an ability o get swole so you can finally position furniture correctly
He's been talking about it.
From a previous thread
If he does he'd have to make it so the playermodel shadow progressively gets bigger.
Ideally I would want Kel to be able to get fit or fat like CJ from San Andreas, but that would require a more competent modeller to fully realize.
If it's just for the shadow you can use blendshapes and not worry too much about how it looks.
I'd probably frick up and accidentally press C.
>Pressing c is just spilling your spaghetti
Yeah, makes sense.
What's the secret ingredient?
Shrimp?
arir sweat
you have ten seconds to live
Best ten seconds of my life.
just dragged a FREE barrel in the river backwards all the way back to base lads
Do with this information what you will
As I said, he WILL frick her.
WHAT'S THE DOOR PASSWORD?
I ONLY HAVE MY CERTIFICATE IN MY SUITCASE.
THERE'S A PIECE OF PAPER RIGHT HERE DUMMY
IT SAYS THE PASSWORD IS 1111
I didn't notice this in the dark and wandered around until dawn my first day too, no shame in it
NTA but my paper spawned on the railing inside the base instead of outside.
There are 2 pieces of paper. But yeah, the game has collision issues so I could see them phasing through the surface they're on.
Mine Spawned inside the Hallway on top of some barrel. Plus does the game always start at night or am I just unlucky?
Same, the note spawned inside the base and was laying on the pipes, I guessed the code and then saw a note and thought it was a funny joke
Amazing that people are still getting filtered by the door
y-yeah, Dr. Ler?
bump
>1 AM
>Almost starved and no stamina
>Buy a taco and shrimp before hitting the sack
>Throw taco in the microwave
>Turn around and my mannequins are all gone
>Let the taco nuke while I search the perimeter for my homies
>Grab my shovel in case I need to whoop some ayy lmass
>Search all over and find nothing
>Eat my taco and go to bed
>It's mid day now and nothing has happened but my bros are still MIA
Is this what it's like to be schizophrenic?
Don't visit uniform today
It got to them.
I'm sorry, anon.
They aren't your friends anymore.
Is the lore about Arirals killing all the animals in the forest with their poison sweat fumes real?
Looks like it is yeah
He should add a rare chance for a loud owl to still make noise. I live innawoods and those bird bastards will still assert their territory while bears/cougars are about and all the other wildlife is dead silent.
>2 arirals are able to cause the animals within an entire forest to flee via their BO
>have to lower the resolution bar at 1920x1080 to improve fps
>makes esc menu and computer options all way off center
>can play at lower resolutions just fine but print screen won't take full screenshots
>print screen only takes screenshots of what i'm actually looking at if i alt tab out and then back in
is there a fix for this
nvm figured it out
automatic screen res was the culprit behind all of this, everything works now
theory: the short ariral race is just neco arcs.
NYAAAGAA!
very tired, grungy neco arcs
they live in a dystopia after all
i'd like to imagine they are all just thoroughly insane like neco arc and the talls had to segregate themselves for their own safety
>they live in a dystopia after all
That's Tall (space israelite) propaganda.
>red radar ping a few hundred feet outside the base
>sprint outside to check
>there's nothing there
>ping is gone by the time i get back
dude what the FRICK
>Just got the portable map and want to try tracking down a blip
>It's on the far northwest side of the map and it's dark out
>It's also circling the area
>Go for it anyway
>Get there and find nothing
>Flashlight battery dies and I stop walking
>Hear footsteps beside me and turn to my right
>See nothing but hear them move around out of view
>Try to chase the fricker down but no dice
>Head back, do some space frequency shit, and eat 10 nugs
I'm going to frick or beat the shit out of some ayys they can't stop me.
>far northwest side
HAHAHA
He doesn't know. Somebody tell him. Also you can dig by the hole to get an EMF detector which helps you locate paranormal shit, useful for if something weird spawned on the radar.
From what I've gathered from those blips, I've narrowed it down to two possible explanations.
1) it wasn't there to begin with
2) it's still there
Maxing out radar speed was a very eye-opening experience.
Most radar blips that you can't find in person or disappear when you show up are
moving trees, ghost deer, ghosts you can only see with a camera, or the grays
>power goes out and somehow ejects my refrigerators plug under the map as punishment
FRICK
so uh do pizzas stay good if you leave them out so long as the box is closed
Put them in the workbench storage.
is it just the workbench? i just got a pretty new barrel from the river that already had mres in it
maybe i can get over my fear of shrimp burglers now now
The collision issues suuuck.
i feel like i fricked up by dragging it out into the computer room for convenience
at least the next update has a button to retract cords
guess it's finely aged barrel shrimp from here on out
>Have to stand on a stool to frick Ariral gf
>Implying she won't just lift you onto her shoulders to give succ
Those cats are pretty strong, you know.
>the only reason you get punched by the arirals is because when they're right about to give you a sloppy wet smooch they punch you out of frustration, remembering how vulnerable you are to their bacteria
It all makes sense now
>tfw arirals """""push""""" you away cause they don't want you to die from exposure to their toxicity
Arir nice :3
>buy the hazmat suit
now what?
They mistakenly assume you're a short and engage beatdown bully mode.
You can now hug an ariral for 5 seconds before getting turbocancer. Knowing this, they will still punch you, as to not risk infection.
>Arirals trying to pry you off of them for your own safety as you hug and nuzzle them
>They find the tenacity cute but also stupid
They beat the shit out of you thinking that youre a Short (not nice) Arir
This should be a neko arc edit, but i keep thinking of South Park when i see it.
>One of the first things I found was a box of ammo
>Now I'm about 12 days in, things are getting violent/spooky and I still haven't found a gun
Check the satellite rooms. Think it was in lima it's only one time use
Is there a gun with multiple uses? I saw one in the shop but if it's also one time use I'm NOT BUYING IT
>thinking a gun will save you
protect the base at all costs
There's a fricking Half Life gravity gun?
Microwave it for a minute to get a physgun for a bit.
yes and its the pinnacle of sh*rt technology
Even h*mans have done it and made it extremely lethal with combine dark energy emancipation fields
Shorts are pathetic
The Universal Union is run by the Talls
Imagine being a sh*rt and spending the entirety of your minuscule life inventing a Gravity Gun, just for a human shoving it in a microwave to instantly upgrade it without thinking.
>be Sh*rt scientist
>top of your class
>most famous scientist in your nation
>dedicated your entire miserable life to the gravity gun
>final experiment before its fully complete
>frick it up due to low quality Sh*rt equipment
>entire room and the gravity gun teleport away
>lose both your legs
>medical tech good enough to save your life
>medical tech not good enough to replace your legs
>cripple for life
>your life's work is now used by some random human to smash mannequins into the ground
>meanwhile Argemia accidentally invents time travel while making breakfast
such is the life of a short
>verification not required
They haven't managed time travel. They're working on time dilation, which is a different thing. Time travel is a very bad thing to accomplish, because while an alinear universe may open fun narrative doors, my only excuse for it is, like I mentioned about magic, a captured universe. It basically means a bigger fish exists or existed at one point, and your entire reality is within a bubble they built. Whether that be the mechanical manipulation of reality or a pure simulation.
But then I'm not Nose. I'm just spouting broadly about science fiction concepts.
>I'm just spouting broadly about science fiction concepts
Then you are half way to reaching his level of writing.
Even if they exist in a captured universe, the three Gods we know of are all benign universe creators who love their creations.
The real issue would be them attracting the attention of soem demon and fricking everyone over.
>Attracting the attention of some demon
oh hey i remember you from early AC6 threads
i get it now, based monster that burned the stars
>and your entire reality is within a bubble they built.
vacuum decay completely violates and changes the laws of reality, so they could change the laws of the bubble and gain control over it
hi-tech chads win again
magic-chuds seething
for fellow nightstalker anons, you don't need to waste your flash light or atv fuel
if you're lost, just look for the four blinking red lights highest in the sky
i am the danger
ariral's are friendly right?
arir nice, anybody who says anything else must be reeducated
arir NOT NICE
arir HORRIBLE
arir DISPLEASING
NUH UH
e:97
Its over for you
check your radar
Futa ariral sex (they are wearing a condom its okay)
I can't find the mop in the store.
use the sponge, Black person
Somehow the dirt keeps coming back but disappears instantly when I scrub it again.
Still can't find it.
Has no name, costs 300 points
Forgot what category it was in
>spending your Baocoins on a mop
>when theres a perfectly NICE arir powerwasher thats free
>on day 32
the cum on the ceiling adds character to the base
spending your points on removing it is a complete waste of money
especially when you can do it for free later
Just steal a water gun from the treehouse as I did. The arirals wont miss it
Misctab in the store, scroll to the bottom
>receive email
>dr ena left a gun and ammo behind a crate in a garage
>check behind crate
>only find ammo
what the frick
was the gun meant to be in the same place?
what am i supposed to do with ammo and no gun?
Perish
You need to use your guns.
*flexes*
You're fricked.
Bullets don't work Anon.
Well that's new.
???
Erie has not met the arirals yet, is what nose is saying.
so whats the outcome gonna be then
Okay? Who the frick cares?
explain
Total ariral penetration
total arir niceness
They probably like it
i've been watching joel's streams (except for the last two) as well as getting a few things spoiled like the triangle-looking robots and the caterpillar due to youtube thumbnails. do i know too much to try and find other stuff out on my own?
Joel has missed like 80% of stuff because he's so impatient
ANTI ALIEN ALARM
NO DRACULAS
NO MUMMIES
NO DUENDES
NO MARCIANITO
CANNOT APPROACH
YOU WILL DIE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
PROTECTIVE SHIELD
PROTECTIVE SHIELD
Actually incredible