Waaa? But everyone uses a Xim on console.

Waaa? But everyone uses a Xim on console.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >consoles don't have any chea--

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is it a handshake?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      its a hand catching a pacman ghost

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        can't unsee

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're implying that you are agreeing to it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      its a israeli hand rubbing

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        this
        money was stolen

        if devs want to stop cheating, implement cheats themselves or change the gameplay to hard-prevent exploits.
        write better code

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s like that meme with the two dudes cordially agreeing, while OP screeches autistically

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      its a hand jerking off a wiener

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Handing OP a tissue for all his tears

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s pulling you up by the bootstraps and giving you a firm handshake to go frick your self

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're implying that you are agreeing to it.

      Which you did, that said if you don't accept the terms the Xbox won't connect to thier network.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a hand holding an amogus

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      its a hand strangling your heart

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pink Floyd refference probably

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      caught red-handed

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      shaking hands is the sign of a settled matter, your ban has been settled. done. over.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s like that meme with the two dudes cordially agreeing, while OP screeches autistically

      It reminds me of the Ransomware decrypting program, where they talk as if they were doing you a favor, and also used the same smug handshake icon (top left).

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    with consoles being so close to desktops these days and most console titles getting ported to PC... why even get a console anymore? I could understand getting a Wii in 2009 but my god, why would you buy a PS5/sex in 2000+25-1?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can’t play in 8k True HD on computers with stereo speakers.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    tfw you get infected with ransomeware but the hacker forgot to ask for the ransom

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The ransom is implicit in you paying Microsoft for another new console after they ban you for using a third party controller.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he uses a console in 2000 + 24

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      to be fair calling an xbox a console is like calling a tractor an automobile

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        they're both on the road makes no differnce

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      plapania

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one wants to watch you play games on your twitch you filthy zoomer.
      Wow chat, wow!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Console actively doing things about cheaters
      >Meanwhile PCgays suck Gabe Newell's wiener while they get perpetually hunted and raped by sniper aimbots in team fortress

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cheating became such a problem that it will soon be the dominant player base.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do these devices work exactly?
    You don't have admin rights on console.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you know how controllers connect to the console
      its just that but with a kbm

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you know how controllers connect to the console
      its just that but with a kbm

      The best part is these things don't even work.

      The devices mimic a xbox adaptive controller which let's you get away with more shit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the fact they detect that shit just tells you they record everything their users plug in

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Like what? The only non-controller I ever had was a dance pad.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        can't you keyboard and mouse a xbone? Seems like a simpler solution to getting away with more shit.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          only certain games and apps allow keyboard and mouse.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            seems some keyboards get around that then at least of the official brand ones.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly, you don't own shit. You merely have a licence to access their private network that can be revoked at any given moment. You think you own something since you bought a physical piece of hardware being physically in your room, but wrong, you don't own shit.
      With your device banned from their network, you lose 80% of the functions of said physical device.
      Drones will accept this and defend their multi billion company by saying NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU ACCEPTED THE TOS JUST DON'T SAY THE N WORD AND DON'T DO [thing they added in the new TOS 6 months ago because yes they can change the TOS whenever they want to add new stuff so it never ends and drone will never stop defending it].

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The best part is these things don't even work.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol if that's real its fricking bullshit. You can't use any input device you want on a console you own? Obviously using a mouse and keyboard is better for shooting games. Its not cheating, controllers without gyro are just fricking bad input devices. Really, its the current year, why can't they have controllers with gyro? Back in the 6th gen it was no problem to use a keyboard and mouse for pc ports and such. Consoles have regressed in so many ways.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Controllers are better for modern shooters because the "aim assist" (autoaim) is so intense. The games play themselves.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Obviously using a mouse and keyboard is better for shooting games
      not sure if that's still the case anymore, many games nowadays have such strong aim assist it pretty much overshadows mouse aimers, games like halo and apex where the average controller user had much higher accuracy compared to mkb users. I don't play those games but I think that's where the trend is going since big corpos want to make crossplay more mainstream for the big bux

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Try playing shooters on PC where they belong, turd-worlder.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Money stolen

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this
      money was stolen

      if devs want to stop cheating, implement cheats themselves or change the gameplay to hard-prevent exploits.
      write better code

      >noooo you cant just ban me for breaking the terms of service i agreed to!

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Consolecuck gets cucked once again

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I absolutely love the Brook adapters. I have one on frickin everything. Even my NES.

    I use one on PS3 since finding a legit Dualshock 3 is impossible, and I'm not banned there, but that console is old as shit. Are you telling me there is a isk if I put one of these bad boys on an Xbox One/PS4 and up?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      PS5 has already blocked all controllers besides the DS5 in the last update.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That is completely illegal and considered an anticompetitive practice. Too bad the government doesn't care about that sort of thing anymore.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this thread again
    I know the last one baited 500 posts but it's still bullshit and you're all moronic.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go back to bed eric the adults are talking.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rundown me, what's a Xim Matrix?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=what%27s+a+Xim+Matrix%3F

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >google
        your just as bad as op for using big tech services

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aimbot box between controller and console, it's turbo cancer and very common.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not your console goyim. It's property of the Microsoft corporation

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The PC can play gay furry porn games, checkmate console gays

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >xe/xim gay
    Well deserved

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Simply remove AA and make gyro aim the default.
    There, I did it, I solved the AA problem forever.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Console FPS is saved. Sony need to implement this, and also remove crossplay from PCheats. Crossplay can remain between Playstation and Xbox but without cronos xim homosexuals and PC can cheat amongst themselves.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Console babby cries his gay little gadget doesn't work anymore... the thread

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can they really just... ban your entire console like this? You can't use it at all?

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