Wait, so if time travel is true, then how did dinosaurs go through Darwinian evolution to become mammals?
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Wait, so if time travel is true, then how did dinosaurs go through Darwinian evolution to become mammals?
>Pokémon evolution needs to mirror IRL evolution...BECAUSE IT JUST DOES, OKAY?!
If your autism gets so heated over it, just headcannon that in the Pokémon timeline synapsids converged harder into forms similar to dinosaurs or something. Most people think Dimetrodon is a dinosaur
>he still thinks everything evolving into robots isn’t a moronic idea
I do think it's stupid which is why I emulated Scarlet. Don't see the big deal with dinosaurs branching into mammals tho
Cuz thats not how it works reptiles and mammals split really early on.
>inb4 muh pokemans isnt real world
frick off you know gf isnt smart enough to not use the real world as a skeleton for literally every idea
Anon no one is impressed by your surface-level knowledge of IRL evolution. What exactly are you trying to do here?
tell the truth? anon no mammal evolved from dinosaurs. ever. and Ill give you its surface level because it is its common sense.
Yeah but who gives a shit? Who is so autistic to the point of trying to apply tbe exact same evolutionary IRL path to Pokémon of all things? Do you think anyone is impressed that you know mammals didn't came from dinosaurs?
Yeah and fish don't turn into octopi either
I like to think they are man made in the future.
They came from another timeline, thats why they are paradox
They're referring to the other version's paradoxes
We have to accept the designs are just dogshit anon.
Same way a fish goes through evolution to become an octopus.
they didnt the paradox forms are different creatures from the past that happen to look like the beasts. anyone saying different has no proof.
These were the Pokémon that got burned in the Brass Tower
if they are from different timelines I am more confused as to why they don't have actual names. even the Ultra Beasts were named by the people living there.
I can understand it for the Past Paradox Pokemon, not like they can exactly staple their names on, but the future ones should have their actual names on them somewhere. What, did they forget how branding works in the future?
The branding was done in the present tho? Are you moronic?
If the Pokemon are robots made in the future, then the future would presumably slap brands on them, model name, something
the 3 dogs aren't real pokemons, they are zombie slaves created by a malevolent fire bird demon.
It is now canon that all Pokemon evolved from dinosaurs, and all Pokemon evolve into robots.
What a fricking shitshow. Entire series ruined, genuinely.
don't the dex entries explain how each of the robots was created and what they're for? they didn't evolve from animals, they're modifications or creations. showing that humans will eventually create more AI and robot Pokemon, like with Genesect. Iron Bundle was made by an ancient civilization, so it's more like Magearna than anything.
But past paradox pokemon go back way WAAAAAY further than the likes of Tyrantrum, no?
Yup, literal BILLIONS of years if occulture is to be taken as gospel (which it may as well be now).
Why make occulture, conflicting lore about heath being wrong and add all the ugly designs if it they just wanted to make a simple time travel plot. I really don't get what GF expected with this game
If I had to wager, Ohmori was starting to have to multitask between SV DLC and Gen 10, possibly even an original derivative game that'll release between now and Gen 10.
Thus the writing completely shits the bed starting from the return to Area Zero and has to rush everything to try and wrap it up.
To throw you off it being real, I assume. You were meant to think it was all made-up bull until you meet the Paradox 'mons in Area Zero and what have you.
They are so stupid and ugly that I still don't believe they are real though
The one saving grace is the Professor muddies the waters by implying they're from alternate past/futures.
That's the problem. It's what the professor think, I just can't trust someone that moronic. What even the stupid turtle does in the game by the way? Is terapagos just a battery? I only beat one of the E4 so I'm not near of completing the DLC.
Paranormal magazines are hugely popular in Japan and they needed a way to feed players the lore behind Paradox Pokemon since it wouldn't make sense just to have it be in the 'dex. It's not Game Freak's fault you are autistic.
First this is bullshit and second this game isn't for Japan only. Third you will never be japanese so stop saying like you know shit.
2 legged repile predators existed before dinosaurs. We got amphibians with that body type. If anything we have to wonder why the current mammal apex predators aren't giant kangoroos with razor teeth
Dinos are fuzzy dude. Mostly Theropods (t-rex, raptors, and birds), but feathers have been found on other lineages.
Pokemon hasnt followed the Darwinian rules of evolution since the very first game.
the closest thing we got to an explanation is that they come from a different timeline.
So we are to assume they have always looked like that. Maybe they aren't even from the past or future of those timelines, but a present where they simply have that appareance instead, much like the UBs are Pokemon of other dimensions.
Ho oh imbued a bunch of dead eeveelutions with ancient power obviously
that's just "present" suicune from a parallel universe
Goddamn feels good being a Scarletchad and not having creatively bankrupt robot variants.
>Goddamn feels good being a Scarletchad and not having creatively bankrupt
Imagine trying to link a kid's game lore to evolutionary history.