>nah babe it's not "just" staring at a map, your managing an independent army, trying to spend its resources as efficiently as possible while using small squads of offensive units to sabotage your enemy's economy, eventually once you've created a sufficient enough force your raiding parties turn into full-scale invasion forces with the intent of destroying everything your opponent's worked to create. Unless those frickers went Zerg in which case you're just on defense forever god I hate those bug people
>imagine being an Ameriburger in the 21st frickentry >imagine being molested at school >by your teachers grooming you into being trans for the economy >five minutes before someone shoots you
many such cases
>So the game is just <mundane thing>? How is that any fun?
You have to be autistic to not recognise that as a direct attack on the person's interests. The second question is a demand that the person justifies their own interests. Americans are just incredibly rude and boorish and don't even realise it. It's like when you walk up to complete strangers and ask what they do for a living.
>some rando says some schizo shit about "america" >random muttBlack person proceeds to cryspam "ESL!" "ESL!" "EUgay!"
you are both socially inept specimens...
Europeans wouldnt know this but Americans maintain relationships with their family members nearly all the time, eventually other members of your family will due to either proximity to you or through word of mouth from members of your household learn about your hobbies and interests and it may become a topic of conversation when you next meet.
This is very different from never speaking to any member of your family again because it is too much work to go meet them.
Are Americans known for having closer relationships with their family members than Europeans? Haven't heard that one before. At least when it comes to Southern Europeans it's clearly the opposite.
>Are Americans known for having closer relationships with their family members than Europeans?
Yeah, they have a real attachment to cousins specifically
Muhammad comes at you with a knife but Tyrone comes at you packing the deuce-deuce. He’ll bust a cap right in Muhammad’s sorry ass because that’s how Americans do it. It’s the whole part where he could kill you on a whim and give no fricks about the consequences that makes it so arousing for white women.
Americans like to assume the entire world thinks just like them at heart, so whenever you point out something they do is clearly a purely only American and/or Anglo phenomina, they do not take it well at all--to put it lightly.
Once you know the historical context it's actually really cool. Did you know Americans used shotguns in WW1 and it made the Kaiser mad? If you come back to my place I have some more epic history facts prepared for you m'lady
To this day I remember my first ex, a few weeks before cheating on me and breaking up with me, watching me play King of Dragon Pass. After like two minutes of watching she said "Oh my God how are you having fun with this?" and I truly should have taken that as a sign that she was dogshit.
Isn't it like Oregon Trail? Looked that way to me, and women like Oregon Trail for muh nostalgia. You're right anyway, though, it doesn't sound like she was a keeper anyway.
If it makes you feel any better, my ex was the first person to ever read my AARs for EUIV club in-depth
She had absolutely no clue what the frick was REALLY going on, but she would read all of it and either congratulate me that my country progressed and did better or console me when I got fricked.
And she left me anyway, for reasons completely unrelated to map autism and hobbies.
This is unironically the question my aunt asked me circa '03, when I was playing EU2. She was sure I'm just doing some weird geography homework, especially since I kept taking notes
I was able to emphasize CK's dynastic-political side in comparison to ASoIaF to hide the fact that I've written hundreds of thousands of words worth of AARs
My gf made a custom empire of the gecko people and named it the "Wittle Cutie Babies Alliance" so there must be a spectrum of cute-or-frickable xenos for women
Interestingly I had the opposite experience.
Before uni I only played PDX games, and could not find many friends, so when I went to uni and found everyone in CS field played LOL, I began to play it just to socialize
Wait a god-damn second, why the hell is there a white woman in my living room drinking my Tesco value plonk, and why is she pretending to want to have sex with me?
I literally showed s very good looking woman CK3 once and she said ”wow, if i played games that would be the kind of game i played!” You nerds are amazing at creating boogeymen.
You as a woman should understand the fun and drama in cucking your own children, grand children, general relatives, allies, and rivals.
Nice.
>nah babe it's not "just" staring at a map, your managing an independent army, trying to spend its resources as efficiently as possible while using small squads of offensive units to sabotage your enemy's economy, eventually once you've created a sufficient enough force your raiding parties turn into full-scale invasion forces with the intent of destroying everything your opponent's worked to create. Unless those frickers went Zerg in which case you're just on defense forever god I hate those bug people
But where's the frickin' soldier-man's tho? Why can't I see them? I thought you said this was an "RTS", or whatever you boys call them.
>Unless those frickers went Zerg in which case you're just on defense forever god I hate those bug people
Anon, the proper term for them is Koreans.
The proper term for Koreans is asiatics
>
>and then I made Germany bigger
M'lady, you have one minute to retract that statement after I show you the HRE blob led by Ulm or I'm leaving and you pay the bill.
I love maps so much.
Y-you too
Do americans really demand that other people justify their hobbies to them? That seems deranged.
Do Europoors REALLY take Ganker jokes seriously?
Wait, penis inspection day isn't real?!
It was for me.
>imagine being an Ameriburger in the 21st frickentry
>imagine being molested at school
>by your teachers grooming you into being trans for the economy
>five minutes before someone shoots you
many such cases
Wow you absolutely obliterated that straw man.
ESL Eurogay is so socially inept that he misinterprets friendly interest in your date's hobbies as an attack.
>So the game is just <mundane thing>? How is that any fun?
You have to be autistic to not recognise that as a direct attack on the person's interests. The second question is a demand that the person justifies their own interests. Americans are just incredibly rude and boorish and don't even realise it. It's like when you walk up to complete strangers and ask what they do for a living.
It is not a direct attack, it is gentle ribbing. As the English say "banter". If you cannot deal with that then you are an uptight sperg.
>anglo banter is just passive aggression
How incredibly sad.
Sometimes I really wonder why God tested me by having me born in the Anglosphere, so many are like this and I am tired
banter happens between the lads, not some slag you're on a date with
>some rando says some schizo shit about "america"
>random muttBlack person proceeds to cryspam "ESL!" "ESL!" "EUgay!"
you are both socially inept specimens...
Europeans wouldnt know this but Americans maintain relationships with their family members nearly all the time, eventually other members of your family will due to either proximity to you or through word of mouth from members of your household learn about your hobbies and interests and it may become a topic of conversation when you next meet.
This is very different from never speaking to any member of your family again because it is too much work to go meet them.
I can't believe you just lied on the internet like that.
Are Americans known for having closer relationships with their family members than Europeans? Haven't heard that one before. At least when it comes to Southern Europeans it's clearly the opposite.
>Are Americans known for having closer relationships with their family members than Europeans?
Yeah, they have a real attachment to cousins specifically
just the white ones
mexicans and blacks frick their cousins daily
Don't be jealous you never got prime puss.
nonsense, amerimutts kick their kids out once they reach 18 years of age so they can debtslave for Mr. Shekelstein
As deranged as requiring american to explain themselves.
Yes, Americans are chads who aren’t just meek little cucks who sit on the train politely watching as Muhammad rapes their wife
Yeah, we use only the finest Tyrones to service ours. Tyrone could kick Muhammad‘a ass
Is that why your country is overrun by knife-wielding sandies?
nuh-uh
Muhammad comes at you with a knife but Tyrone comes at you packing the deuce-deuce. He’ll bust a cap right in Muhammad’s sorry ass because that’s how Americans do it. It’s the whole part where he could kill you on a whim and give no fricks about the consequences that makes it so arousing for white women.
DO AMERICANS REALLLY!?!!
Why do three words so easily send Americans into a fit of histrionics? Is this strategy even beatable?
Americans like to assume the entire world thinks just like them at heart, so whenever you point out something they do is clearly a purely only American and/or Anglo phenomina, they do not take it well at all--to put it lightly.
Never talk to girls about your 'hobbies'
Jokes aside, if social media hasn't taught you by now that Americans are incredibly judgemental, I don't know what to tell you.
>Do americans really
The 3 words that SHOOK the anglosphere
Yeah it's Command: Modern Operations b***h, and who said anything about fun
What's the context of this? Did the pictured person say that or are they just a image reply mocking whoever the quote is from? What is the quote from?
Nork defector famous for over the top stories
It's Yeonmi Park, she's a North Korean defector who's known for making up outlandish stories about North Korea.
There's no way she ever starved, her breasts are way too big.
fake as everything else about her
but yes she never starved in her life, her parents are too wealthy
cia boob job
post yfw the map changes colour
Ah, an Ottomans player.
>tfw Greenland didn't change colour
>AZ and GA
fricking hell
Yes, grosser
is that a mannequin or too much botox?
You wouldn't get it (women get the low side of the spatial IQ more often than not)
Once you know the historical context it's actually really cool. Did you know Americans used shotguns in WW1 and it made the Kaiser mad? If you come back to my place I have some more epic history facts prepared for you m'lady
Didn't even mention how the Kaiser used mustard gas first, making his shotgun complaint beyond hilarious.
You won't get to score like that.
Honestly, I'd save that one for the pillow-talk afterward.
To this day I remember my first ex, a few weeks before cheating on me and breaking up with me, watching me play King of Dragon Pass. After like two minutes of watching she said "Oh my God how are you having fun with this?" and I truly should have taken that as a sign that she was dogshit.
You'd think a woman would be more interested in KoDP than others since it is somewhat VN-esque.
Isn't it like Oregon Trail? Looked that way to me, and women like Oregon Trail for muh nostalgia. You're right anyway, though, it doesn't sound like she was a keeper anyway.
If it makes you feel any better, my ex was the first person to ever read my AARs for EUIV club in-depth
She had absolutely no clue what the frick was REALLY going on, but she would read all of it and either congratulate me that my country progressed and did better or console me when I got fricked.
And she left me anyway, for reasons completely unrelated to map autism and hobbies.
Ganker refugees are not welcome here
This is unironically the question my aunt asked me circa '03, when I was playing EU2. She was sure I'm just doing some weird geography homework, especially since I kept taking notes
Literally no woman ever said this because no one who plays map games actually has any contact with them.
Nerd girls love map painter chars
>said nerd girls in question
>i am trans btw
>yes, we know
>...
>you fricking transphobes
>chewy: married and with a talented daughter
>zlewik: Chad, married and with a talented daughter
>ludi: managed to scam some chink to frick him
>e-celebs
ok now do it with real people. /gsg/ players are either incels or trannies (incels in dresses).
>ok now do it with real people
No. Why would I lower myself to interact with paradox players? Ew
>he’d rather be looking at a bunch of burly middle aged white dudes with beards
Gay
I'd rather be looking at self hating goth girls but wcyd
cool thread Gankertard but where's the strategy games?
I was able to emphasize CK's dynastic-political side in comparison to ASoIaF to hide the fact that I've written hundreds of thousands of words worth of AARs
Man, trying to hide your post behind Robert Baratheon doesn't make you look less like a nerd.
this thread has no place on this board. A lot of these recently
So the mods delete actual rts threads but leave this shit up?
my wife plays crusader kings 2 and sometimes stellaris (cuz the aliens are cute)
your wife (male)*
anon's wife fricks big xeno wiener it's so over humanbros how will we ever recover
My gf made a custom empire of the gecko people and named it the "Wittle Cutie Babies Alliance" so there must be a spectrum of cute-or-frickable xenos for women
make her a child
get her crusader kings 3, damn, if she's a real woman she likes the personal and relationship aspects of it
post feminine penis
maps are fun
Dumped.
That is a man, right?
gay moron
Oh, well I just sit there thinking about the Roman Empire.
You liked coloring books as a kid? It's the same shit
It's called blobbing actually you stupid fricking ugly b***h
>wait so the game aiming and shooting? How is that any fun?
im rewriting history babe
I fire back
>More fun than this date to be honest
I told my wife about EU4 on our first date. She was worried I played league of legends (never have)
>t. second son on the way
Interestingly I had the opposite experience.
Before uni I only played PDX games, and could not find many friends, so when I went to uni and found everyone in CS field played LOL, I began to play it just to socialize
>why yes I exclusively play Draven and got 64 accounts banned
"I also like to make my own alt history and fantasy maps."
beat and rape her
it is fun, you just wont get it b***h... get outta here before I call my mom on you
Wait a god-damn second, why the hell is there a white woman in my living room drinking my Tesco value plonk, and why is she pretending to want to have sex with me?
No seriously, get the frick outta here
Mine's bigger than yours homosexual, and I'M COMING FOR YOU!
IT'S GO TIME!
Do women even understand the concept of strategy games?
No their tiny brains can't handle it, just look at the esport women playing moba or StarCraft they can barely move their units
I literally showed s very good looking woman CK3 once and she said ”wow, if i played games that would be the kind of game i played!” You nerds are amazing at creating boogeymen.
try showing her an actual strategy game instead of a shitty sims clone
America is a hellhole where you can't play a videogame without scrutiny. 1984.