everything about her is pathetic and tiny >uhhh brawler character booby too big, not athletic looking or whatever >proceeds to make her stick thin with shitty gloves
>convince everyone to hijack a flying machine >bring aerith to the city of the ancients >let her do her hippy ancient shit >sephiroth is too far behind to do jack about it >lol as the Planet shits sephiroth into the atmosphere >retire with Aerith in a quiet town somewhere and raise a family >punch tifas tit to see if it feels like wet sandbags >never think about the real earth ever again
motorboat
Her breasts are so fricking pathetically small
this, go get your twin sister washboard, then go have a nice day in israeliterusalem where you belong
When is the last time you saw a woman not through the computer screen
2 days ago
What was yours? Your reflection doesn't count since you aren't a woman
your loss
everything about her is pathetic and tiny
>uhhh brawler character booby too big, not athletic looking or whatever
>proceeds to make her stick thin with shitty gloves
she's not a brawler. she's athletic, fast and nimble. if you want a woman who looks like a man, go play tlou2 or some other sony movie game..
Pull her into bed hold her
Ask her what is she doing.
Go back to sleep and dream about Aerith.
Remind her we're just friends.
looks at the face
Oh, hi beautifu-no, w-wait a sec
>look at the boobs
Oh, h-hi bro, I think I'm lost, can you help me?
>POV you are a shota who’s about to be raped.
>convince everyone to hijack a flying machine
>bring aerith to the city of the ancients
>let her do her hippy ancient shit
>sephiroth is too far behind to do jack about it
>lol as the Planet shits sephiroth into the atmosphere
>retire with Aerith in a quiet town somewhere and raise a family
>punch tifas tit to see if it feels like wet sandbags
>never think about the real earth ever again
ask her what the frick dilly dally shilly shally means
A bad localization of "you're dragging your feet"
go back to sleep because it's not real Tifa
Wonder how the frick I ended up in Italy.
I wake up again and realize I'll be a sad lonely loser for the rest of my life.
Ask where yuffie is since she's the best girl.
Cum and fart uncontrollably.
Where's Aerith?
Punch her for wearing shoes inside the house.
become a father
Yawn and ask where Yuffie is
Man, nu-Tifa really is a downgrade.
its obvious new tifa is wearing a sports bra. its smushing her boobs down. makes it easier for her to move around and fight
Wonder when I joined the Italian parliament
Why can't DoA, a mostly fanservice series, have 3d models that look this good?
Booba
Go back to sleep and hope Aerith is there when I wake up again.