*wakes up the whole house with insufferably loud ear-splitting clicking and clacking*

*wakes up the whole house with insufferably loud ear-splitting clicking and clacking*

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    my housemates have never complained.
    they never hear anything.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's not a mechanical keyboard

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-PkCvgcSy68

      Reminds me of the stream of noise when a minigun fires.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember that guy who would take used diapers and bake them so he could reuse them and also had a big mechanical keyboard collection?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally the only good modern dpad

        • 5 months ago
          Moose
          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >hedoesn'tknow.png

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            he said modern
            we are old ;_;

            • 5 months ago
              Moose

              12 years is still modern.
              Right?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >we're closer to 1990 being 40 years old than we are to 1990 being 20 years old

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >modern
            Grandpa, don't forget your pills.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >chained to a dead handheld
            >worst format for d-pad heavy gaming
            Moose, you fricking idiot.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              You've never played fighting games on the go?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        i play spelunky 2 with this d pad and my neighbors call the cops because they think someone’s getting murdered over here

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have used 50+ controllers in my time and this one in the pic (gen2) is the single best dpad of all time, my only complaint with the entire controller is that the bumper switches are a tiny bit mushy but they're still comfortably among the best
        GOAT controller, Xinput remains the king of PC controller standards, I bought 3 wireless ones in case they stop selling them like they did with the 360 style

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >is the single best dpad of all time
          >t. never touched a Saturn controller.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Time to upgrade that $10 Dell piece of shit you've been using since 2009

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No it isn't

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You shut your prostitute mouth. 2000's dell keyboards are the goat

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's a logitech

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what are linear switches
      >what are non-click tactile switches
      You have no idea what you're talking about.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine still living with your parents you fricking loser

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry, they can't hear you over their sex moans.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >snoy seething so hard he's resorted to imagining shit now
    lol

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      reducing noise was literally a selling point of the leaked revision moron

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >accelerometer
        Hold the frick up. By “accelerometer” do they mean gyro aiming, finally?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          no
          just wake on pick up
          as in you pick the controller up, the controller goes out of sleep mode

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hope they revise the chintzy LB/RB design. I'm going on my third pair in like 5k hours with my controller

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >fix the clack clack
        >cut it in half with glossy plastic and make it look like ugly shit
        Why can't there just be one controller thats not monkey pawed

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          They just gave it pants because murricans are prudes who hate nudity.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        > Still no hall effects, just marketing bullshit about "more durability".

        I sleep.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine not constantly blasting all your games full volume over speakers to cover up the clacking

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s not even loud. My roommate actually wakes me up with the gamecube controller though

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Step aside, kid.
    >testicle-shattering clangs and pops with hollow echoing

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      -shattering clangs and pops with hollow echoing
      my mind conjures the sound of a NES zapper

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have this, Xbox one, Xbox series, Xbox 360 and PS3 controllers
      Xbox series is the worst of them, utter dogshit chinkshit.
      I don't get the hate for build quality of steam controller it's fine maybe your hands are too small you woman.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Xbox series is the worst of them
        >Xbox one controller exists
        Yeah, I think you're just a homosexual.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick you pajeet shill. Xbox one pad absolutely mogs series clicky tacky bullshit that double clicks and is actually smaller for wimpy homosexuals like you

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lol. Lmao even.
            >Xbox one pad
            Mushy dog shit (like your brain)
            >Xbox series pad
            Crisp and comfy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I must play sekiro with that controller

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine not using earplugs when you sleep. i never wake up during the night now.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Still living with your parents

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I understand being bothered by the sounds of something like a mechanical keyboard, an arcade stick or some wack rhythm game bullshit, but you'd have to be legit autistic to be bothered by a regular ass controller.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the reasons i stopped using mine unless i had to for compatibility on pc.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, now tell me what's wrong with the DualSense that I was stupid enough to buy for Emulation
    Since I know you people will complain about everything given the chance

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had two gifts of Elite controllers, and just by playing PSO2 a bunch before NGS, their grips both lost adhesive and controller bits broke off despite never dropping them once. I got my Series X last year but have been playing it more seriously this year, and the default controller's sticks are already having slight bouts of drift or losing resistance and tension and the shoulder triggers don't like anything intensive like fortnite festival's rock band shit. These controllers are just fricking bad.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      bro was your frickin hands

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        i do, it ain't grime, it's excess use. elite controllers are notorious for really shitty adhesive for the plastic grips that tends to wear out on everyone

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You WILL suffer the sound of my Cherry Blues

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Feels so good to use though.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Kirby Fleshlight

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Snoy controllers peaked at PS2
    >Bawks controllers peaked at 360
    >Tendie controllers peaked at GameCube
    Fricking why

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The current Xbox controller is overall better than the 360 one just on the virtue that it has a great dpad, plus the stick material doesn't fricking wear down with moderate use. The only thing I'll give the 360 controller is that the current controller has these weird raised LB/RB bumpers.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was shit for FPS and definitely a contributing to factor to my never finishing Timesplitters 2, but the Gamecube controller is so comfy to me. Unfortunately it's so unique that playing emulated GC games with literally anything else feels fricking weird and I really need to pull the trigger on finding a good adapter for it. Does anyone here happen to know whether the Mayflash in PC mode works well?

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    but what about the Gamesir G7 SE

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the wired 360 controller
    Does it still exists?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hyperkin Xenon is the official (faithful) replacement, comes in 4 colours
      https://www.amazon.co.uk/Hyperkin-Xenon-Wired-Controller-Windows/dp/B0C5DYLJD6

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >chuckles in silence
    When a third party chink controller out performs both the Xbox controller and DS5 you know you're fricked

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He doesn't have a controller that can double as a hand-held weapon

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Misato my hotwife

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does it have a clicky dpad like the xbox or is it mushy?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        > he doesn’t like membrane d-pads
        Disgusting

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can never go back. The DS4/Dualsense dpads are dogshit.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Clicky. D-pad and most (all?) buttons are mechanical.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are the N and U buttons rotated 90 degrees?

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate this controller so much.
    Bought it just to find out the X is so fricking bright, enjoy playing in the dark. Fricking controller constantly shines in your eyes.

    >but you can turn it off
    actually you can NOT. I bought this fricker for 65 bucks which I think is expensive enough but only the PRO controller lets you turn off the way too bright light.
    I never had any problem with the green on the 360 controller. Shame I can no longer buy legit 360 controllers. I just bought a 8bitdo which also has a white ring but it isn't so much in my fricking face.

    Frick you, Microsoft.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I just bought a 8bitdo
      which one, was kinda looking at the ultimate myself

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    More likely the sirens, drone strikes and gunfire would wake them

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are your walls paper of paper?
    My keyboard is infinitely louder than the clicks from this thing and it can't even be heard in the next room.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's why I got a Gulikit. Buttons are mechanical, but silent and the sticks are hall effect. Very quiet controller. VERY quiet.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watch dark souls 2 playthrough
    >audible ps3 controller click clack
    comfy

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