>Wakes up
>"WTF the moronic empire I helped create is moronic"
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>Wakes up
>"WTF the moronic empire I helped create is moronic"
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French kiss a belt sander, then go to your containment thread.
/Tg/ only exists because of 40k, and Warhammer Wednesdays, you fricking homosexual go the frick back to trooncord
>trooncord
But GW said trans rights are human rights!
which WD is that so I can be 101% disgusted?
Seems to be #499.
>it's real
Congratulations you're so much of a fricking loser that OP is somehow not the biggest homosexual in a thread expressly created through sheer homosexualry alone. Thanks for showing that you can ruin something that had no hope to begin with. Your prize is a noose.
All those words won't bring your father back.
You posters are without a doubt the worst posters on this board. You literally do nothing but destroy.
To be fair he would have preferred to keep to his mini-empire instead of the Emperor's bloated shitpire.
Being put in charge of Dad's dying empire after "dying" probably feels like an ironic hell constructed just for him.
>comes back
>"My sons fought a stubborn war against the Inquisition for months, culminating in the death of an Inquisitor and a Grey Knights master over the lives of some civilians? Nice."
>comes back
>is trans
They've already hinted at it in the books
That would be very funny.
What hints?
Things just keep getting better and better for Thousand Sons chads at the expense of wolfcucks don't they.
I'd ask for a citation, but it's very obvious you're full of shit. Another redditor perpetually assmad at the wolves popularity.
>I'd ask for a citation, but it's very obvious you're full of shit. Another redditor perpetually assmad at the wolves popularity.
NTA, but you're not exactly disproving his assertion here.
What a cuck.
>she doesn't know
>Leman: After millennia of searching, I realized that the tree of life was just a metaphor.
>Lion: No, it was literally a tree, idiot.
>Russ comes back, meets Lion again
>they stare at each other for awhile until Russ says "Brother... you look like shit."
>Is bald
>So he worships four Satans and destroys humanity forever
the fate of all baldies
Laugh while you still can
Well, I am laughin
Baldie
Horus wasn't bald
Reminder ALL baldies would pull this shit, would that they could.
Those cue ball bastards are NOT to be trusted.
From his perspective he was doing the same exact things like a month ago but with marginally less skulls. No real reason for him to mope.
>caring about nu41k
moronic in real life.
we get it your an butthole who obsesses over 40k lore and now cries your fanfic ideas are fake
WH40k is kino.
nu41k is garbage.
Take your meds, corpo wienersucker.
I dunno ask /hhg/
is this board so dead you need to leave the general and say your shitty jokes?
>Be Guilliman
>Just wants to hang out and shoot the shit with his brothers around a cool table he got ready
>No one wants to hang out
Guilliman just wants to chill with some friends.
>friends
If we want to be exceptionally generous and consider Bobby's Dauntless Few his actual friends, then we have:
1. Rogal Dorn - dead
2. Sanguinius - ultra dead
3. Russ - fricking around in the warp
4. Ferrus - ultra mega super dead
They weren't his friends. Ferrus thought he was a twat, Dorn and Russ thought he'd rebel, and even Sanguinius didn't like his compulsive ordering of everything. Only Vulkan really liked him.
I mean Bobby seemed to genuinely like Russ. Then again Russ punched him in the head and laughed about it.
>"‘If you are annoyed by this, then be glad my brother Russ did not return in my stead. For humour’s sake he would punch you to the ground and then scold you for not laughing with him. He did it to me once. I shall tell you the tale some time."
To be fair, Ferrus only liked Fulgrim and Vulkan.
Ferrus was okay with Sang and Corax too.
Yes, but Guilliman thought highly of (most) them, especially the Lion.
Honestly, I think the God Emperor would have genuiely approved of an Imperium Secundus like Guilliman planned all those years ago. If things would have gone even more to shit, humanity would have had a stable base to survive and recover from. Slowly but surely, a somewhat feasible plan G so to speak.
>I think the God Emperor would have genuiely approved of an Imperium Secundus like Guilliman planned all those years ago
There is no way Mr. "I MUST UNITE ALL OF HUMANITY EVEN IF I HAVE TO KILL HALF OF THEM TO DO IT" would ever approve of willingly splitting humanity in two.
My favourite moment was in a WD short story where some ultramarine honour guard gives him a report in what i'm sure to said ultramarine was the most noble latin he could produce.
He walks off and Guilliman thinks to himself how high gothic has turned into such mutt gutterspeak he can barely understand these religious nutjobs.
It must be like going to sleep in england and waking up in the arse end of russia where electricity has yet to reach but they've heard about this new thing called a telephone thats due to come this way any day now.
>not when he made a joke about hating the Armour whine and Cato Sicarius is confused about it because Guilliman was never said to joke in the histories
>WTF I tortured and trained my apprentice to be a conniving selfish butthole, why would he betray me?
>>WTF I tortured and trained my apprentice to be a conniving selfish butthole, why would he betray me?
>>>WTF I tortured and trained my apprentice to be a conniving selfish butthole, why would he betray me?
I mean it's literally the point of the rule of two so the joke doesn't really land.
If the rule of two has been proven to effectively kill off many perfectly good sith masters maybe the self preservation of at least one sith master would kick and think. "Huh maybe I should try things differently"
The sith in general are fricking stupid.
REAL SITHISM HAS NEVER BEEN TRIED
>helped
#notmyempire
>guilliman says he's known eldrad since the great crusade, and they've worked together multiple times
when the frick was this
A lot about Eldrad's interactions with the Imperium just make zero fricking sense. Apparently he knows the Emperor well and the Emperor knows ancient Eldar martial arts? Apparently he worked with Guilliman? While the Imperium was gleefully exterminating his race?
Eldrad is a cool character but everything written for him around M31 is just nonsense.
>Emperor knows ancient Eldar martial arts
This is even sillier because it isn't ancient Eldar martial arts, its techniques from an autarch. 30k Eldar stuff treats them like they haven't literally just had their Fall. Autarchs and aspect warriors are apparently already a thing. Even for Dark Eldar, there's references to Incubi.
>While the Imperium was gleefully exterminating his race?
They apparently weren't going all in on eldar like other races, magnus passed by some eldar and left them alone
The fall was several millenia before 30k and craftworlds were a thing since before the fall. Reasonable to assume they had already figured out the warrior aspects by then.
The fall was immediately before the Great Crusade. Like the time between the Fall and the beginning of the Great Crusade was shorter than the time between the Great Crusade and the Siege of Terra
The Fall was at the end of M29 and the start of M30, when the Exodites first outfitted their ships and fled the Empire (Dark Eldar codex). The Unification Wars end in around 700 of M30. Great Crusade formally begins in 782 of M30.
Across thousands of years it might have been "right after" relative to how long the Eldar Empire was around, but in actual terms it was almost a thousand years after the Fall that the Crusade began.
>"HA HA, STAB STAB OLD MAN!!!"
Fake News
he electrocuted him. Not stabbed him.
Oh look, another 40K thread that wasn't even worth being a comment in the general. Sure hope OP's wife has a miscarriage.