>wakeup with barely any sleep
>run to the coffee machine to brew up a cup
>slowly sip away, trying to hold back the tears
>think about my failure of a life as a worthless NEET with no future
>sit in chair doing nothing
>occasionally think about playing a video game
>know that nothing interests me and that it will be boring due to overexposure
It's gaming time bros
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Why does anyone drink coffee
Just get more sleep, homosexuals. I'm a software engineer and everyone thinks I'm the weird one for not needing literal drugs just to function
nta, but i Like the taste
I like the taste of good black coffee from a dark roast.
I like my coffee like I like my women.
With my dick in it
>im so quirky for not doing anyone else does
Go back homosexual
Because they hate themselves. Coffee is a solution to a problem they've caused, which is a lack of sleep. They have poor sleep because they stay up too late trying to distract themselves from their miserable lives.
I just feel bad for coffee drinkers. They're subhuman, it's like coming up to me and telling me about how you need a wienertail of anti-depressants to cope with living.
Holy shit take your meds schizo
Contrary to popular belief, some people drink coffee just because it's delicious.
Caffeine addiction. Also ironically coffee makes me sleepy. I only need like less than a cup to get it's effect and feel disgusted when I see people with McDonald's super sized star bucks cups filled with sugar.
caffeine is great if you use it occasionally in large quantities, it is utterly useless if you consume it everyday...
Because coffee with buttered toast and spanish ham is delicious?
>Literally the most consumed beverage across the world
>"Why does anyone drink it?"
Dunno M8 must be da israelites
its all so tiresome
Kek i went to turkey for a hair transplant and this happened everyday
Was it actually nice to hear at 5am though?
I live with this shit every day I don't understand how slimes can tolerate this stupid fricking shit in the 21st century
I live next to a church and when i just moved here i got annoyed by the bell ringing every hour, now 10+ years later i barely notice it (and i started not noticing it a few months after moving here)
neeh get a f*ck out of her hahahahaha
I started taking a spanish course, Dreaming Spanish. They say that you'll learn the language through 1000 hours of pure immersion and listening to graded content, no speaking at all. I've been watching these videos for 4 hours a day. Nothing much has changed about my day despite throwing 4 hours into the void in the hopes of future gains. Pretty grim.
do you think you're learning spanish from this. also why are u learning spanish, is it for jobs or something
Bored mostly. Curious what it'd like to not be monolingual. I think it'll probably work. In principle it makes sense. The logic is that you'll frick over your comprehension of the language by speaking too early and calcifying bad pronunciations in your mind. It's based on the work of some learning scholar from ages ago.
This is the guy's manifesto.
https://www.dreamingspanish.com/blog/language-education-is-broken
It sounds reasonable to me, and I'm not a big fan of talking anyway so I'm choosing to give this ALG method a try.
What a meme. You still need to write and converse to learn the language
Anybody who says they can teach you a language without you ever needing to talk is scamming you.
Like 70% of learning language is through output rather than input.
Most of the stuff I've seen suggests that input is the thing that matters most for comprehension. This talk goes into it a lot, and unless you can produce something contradicting it, I'm gonna stick with this course.
>tfw no tall qt to cuddle with
thats his sister you fricking degenerate scumbag
Hey pal. Fricking Relax.
>that's his sister
even better
>thats his sister
and now I'm hard
nothing wrong with cuddling with your sister is there?
What happens if you get hard? You can't just say "haha oh sorry", it's too awkward
she's understanding and helps teach you how to deal with this sort of situation
I want this so bad, it's not even funny. I missed on a key stage of sexual development by not having an older sister. Everyone deserves to have to someone that teaches them how to hug and how to cuddle early in their life.
I had 2 older sisters but I came from a pretty fricked up home so if it makes you feel better I'm still uncomfortable/awkward with hugging over 20 years later since the children were encouraged to be cruel to each other
with barely any sleep
>>run to the coffee machine to brew up a cup
stop and thing for a second buddy, maybe there something in your life causing the bad sleep...
Take a shower
Get a job
Get a hobby
Go to gym
Is it that hard?
To be honest, i kinda get where you are coming from. I also had periods in my life when i perpetrated unhealthy habits despite knowing they were bad for my mind and body. You hate yourself, that's the problem. You just need to start doing good things for yourself and everything will come naturally. One step at a time, get healthy habits. You will look back and ask yourself "why did i act like that? Why did i hurt myself?"
>Take a shower
not important
>Get a job
>Get a hobby
>Go to gym
not important
Then rot.
Change your sleep schedule, wake up a few hours earlier so you can take it easy. I also hate being forced to wake up and have to deal with things. I need some time for myself to start the day in a positive way
frick you. I know what i am. and half that shit you listed is not neccessary.
The vast majority of people greatly benefit from the stuff i mentioned, especially if they are neets who do nothing but wallow in depression all day.
>inb4 wagie
You can substitute "job" with "thing you do that allows you to get money by providing some type of service"
>shower immediately
>have job
>have hobby
>daily walks after work
>still feel like garbage after waking up
I just fricking hate the morning, if my working hours lined up with my productive hours I wouldn't be such a grouch but I'm glad that I have those hours to myself.
Hey it's literally me. You described my day except I don't drink coffee but sometimes no sugar soda.
I literally did all of that in my early 20's now I'm 29 and live this lifestyle alone.
Is it hard? No. Does it actually fix you? No.
Sounds like you prefer to be alone, or prefer not putting in the effort required to not be alone. Changing from lone autist to fake normie is not easy
> prefer not putting in the effort required to not be alone.
Yeah this is it. I've been in a serious relationship that ended after 3 years when I was 26 as I was finishing university. Since then I don't have the energy/motivation to keep up the charade, and now I live alone, no job, no social circle besides some guys I play vidya with. Still super depressed but no drive to "fix" it like I used to have.
Need money to spend money on things to discover if I like them.
just accept that you will die as a autist, find stuff you actually like doing. I accepted this a year ago and i think im having a lot more fun being isolated from social interactions rather than trying to fit in or being upset with myself
Stellaris.
>wake up after a comfy 8 hours of sleep
>let the cat in
>give him some food
>noodle away on my sax for an hour or two
>boot up a game, play for a few hours
>order my pizza for later
>do my reps
>think about how great my life is
Later on I'm going to do some DIY work. It's been raining the past couple of days so I haven't been able to do some gardening, which is a mild shame, I wanted to cut the hedge back this week.
How do you afford your lifestyle?
The magic of welfare. I get about 700 bucks a month.
Fricking hell why can't I just get that, I'd be perfectly happy.
any good tips for getting on neetbux?
I have a "good" job and bills are getting paid but it feels like I might break soon
Depends entirely on your country and the gibs on offer. I make 700 bucks a month and am never required to ever speak to anyone about it, nor have I ever had to speak to anyone about it. Literally just signed up online with a bank account and the money goes in every couple of weeks.
Please tech me your way, I'm in britbong and the welfare here is minimal
>wake up
>feeling so good I actually precum all of the time
>stopped working on my indie game
>mostly play video games, guitar, and do exercise
>only thing keeping me alive is literally women and how I want to be with them
>only thing that could surpass women is a cat but I don't have the money to afford it
>in this weird place where I take care of myself after decades of shit
>2 steps close to become a Guru
Not your blog, homosexuals.
>Wakeup with not enough sleep
>Alarm woke me up out of REM sleep, feel like shit
>Go take a shower anyway
>Come back downstairs and sit at desk
>Answer an annoying email from a customer that came in over the holiday
>Get dressed
>Wait for first meeting of the day and shitpost on Ganker
>Have a Monster Zero Ultra because I had the foresight to pick one up yesterday, would normally have GFuel
Yep, it's wagie time.
Do you think your lives would've been better with a doting older sister that takes care of your sexual needs
Yes, I would accept an abusive older sister that makes me take care of hers too.
Mari really does it for me. How Sunny wasn't on the most hardcore alabama juice with a sis like her I have no clue
I find its usually the people who never had sisters who are obsessed with incest kink stuff. Im the only son in a family of 3 sisters and all I feel for them is to protect them
Pot of Greed got you. If you just had one sister, you would have a more balanced relationship with her. Since your family is mostly girls, you have to be "the man" of the house instead of just another child.
I still notice its usually the single child kids who grew up alone who write incest kink shows and games
Because people that have sisters don't need to imagine it, they can just do it without resorting to elaborate fantasies. If you could actually do all the things you can do in video games, would you still play them?
i'm adopted with an older sister. Absolutely zero sexual interest even when I was 13. all my friends with sisters are the same way. incest for people with siblings is way lower
>most of my friends are women
kek. tells you all you need to know about you lad. sad
Who wouldnt want to be surrounded by pretty women all the time? I bet your friend group is nothing but homoerotic insecure testosterone junkies.
Don't respond to bait.
Don't britbongs have to apply to jobs to keep their welfare going? Just keep applying to jobs you won't get.
>Don't britbongs have to apply to jobs to keep their welfare going
Yeah, and you get regular calls from examiners and if they think you're trying to exploit the system they'll just cancel your welfare. Plus they give you psychological tests and what not. For barely £300 a month is not worth it
Yeah that is kinda bullshit.
Just start scamming coomers online with fake onlyfans content.
psychological tests?
Being a NEET is the way to go. If you have been cleared to be one (getting government assistance and have a place to live), you have it made.
I was a NEET many years ago but now I am making money, but I can't actually enjoy that money because at the end of the day I am exhausted and don't even have the time. The only saving grace is that my WFH job gives me the opportunity to post on Ganker.
>turn on computer
>stare at games
>none of them seem interesting or fun
>turn off computer
>go back to shit scrolling on my phone
>hate that as well
>turn on computer
>rinse repeat
Any one know any commands to get me out of this loop glitch?
sit down and play a game you KNOW is fun. if you're in that state Just do something you KNOW is fun like rewatching a show you like. Scrolling social media is For gays.
When we were kids we didn't have any problem letting our brains just let go and immerse in the experience. The most common thing I hear about situations like OP's is there's this underlying subconscious feeling that pulls you out of focus when you try to play, almost like your brain telling you not to enjoy them
Why are there so many gays on Ganker with sister complexes?
i wish i had sexy sisters or sexy cousins. all my female family members are ogres
t. peruvian
Combination of lonely only children, and degenerate perverts with no other female contact outside of their moms, who are too old.
Affection-starved people who wish they had an older sistely figure to take care of them. I'm the older brother so I don't really find the appeal, I'm the one spoiling my younger sister instead.
How many times have you made her give you a blowjob and told her it was a fun secret game?
I'm convinced it's only people with no sisters or female cousins. I grew up around 7 all female cousins and I'm pretty sure I hate women
You’re just a homosexual anon. I grew up with 5 female cousins and 2 sisters and now most of my friends are women. Go be gay somewhere else, women are fricking great.
>You’re just a homosexual
>most of my friends are women.
well just got up for another day of nothing to do. how should I squander my time today? spend all day on Ganker again? or maybe another board? Play video games even though I don't really enjoy it that much anymore? Watch YouTube even though that's boring too? Try to read a book for a change (lol)? decisions, decisions
you seem like someone who has a lot of free time. Go take walks or something. you'll find it as a good change of pace.
>drink so much caffeine in my early 20s now immune to it
>now get a normal sleep cycle even when drinking it
>Actually manage to quit being a stinky neet and work various shit jobs over the years
>Land a great job working at a machine/repair shop and really like it as opposed to years of endless wage slavery
>Wind up getting fricked up and breaking an ankle amongst other things last week
>Now i have all the time i want to sit around and play vidya until i feel decent enough to go back to work
>Get bored of everything i try to play super quickly
>Ran out of pain pills yesterday to boot
It's a dual edged sword, anon.
The System Shock remake, released just this year is damn good. It is very faithful to the original with a much needed graphics upgrade. The corpses are a bit twichy when they shouldn't be, but there really aren't any other flaws. It's been keeping me up way past bed time.
>open up RPG Maker
>realize I've been spending my time trying to make a kind of game I don't even like
>spend my day shamefully porting the battle system and other shit over to a new project for the sort of game I actually enjoy playing
feels bad man
Similar situation, I just use the RPG exploration to load minigames I actually enjoy playing and put a mini story together.
It's probably tough to feel any kind of sense of purpose or belonging as a NEET. I had to begrudgingly get a job but I use it as a cope to justify my vices. I work and pay taxes so nobody can complain what I do on my free time, right?
Stop drinking coffee, especially if you're NEET, it fricks your health, your mind, and your sleep schedule for no benefits.
I started waking up on my own way earlier after I stopped drinking it (I only used to drink it for the taste)
For the video games I can't help you, I barely play anything as well.
t. NEET
Mari feet
I was a neet at 30. Could go weeks without actually saying a word, months without actually leaving my house. I somehow got employed and a year later I was promoted to manager, able to actually be self sufficient. You can do it, anon.
What skill did you learn
let me guess wallmart
Ok, how and where? Let me guess, I need to move to the US?
feels good being able to enjoy things. t. NEET playing kingdom come deliverance
>be me
>30 year old loser
>have been dealing with extremely fricked up health problem for years and years
>in so much pain i literally cannot even get out of bed most days, nevermind go out and work/go to school
>doctors couldnt figure out what was wrong with me no matter how much testing was done, drugs were tried, etc etc
>bounced around from specialist to specialist because no one wanted to actually help me
>had to move back in with parents because couldnt support myself anymore
>overwhelming guilt and self loathing control me
>know my family would be better off if i was dead except for my little sister who would be scarred for life
>spend all my free time playing video games
>used to love playing multiplayer/online games with friends
>now only play single player games because the pain is sporadic and if it flairs up really bad i have to stop doing anything
>hate the idea of letting people down so much I have completely isolated myself
Atleast... video games are still good...especially jrpgs those are the best tbh.
Try eating nothing but eggs and red meat with water and nothing else for a few months.
let me guess you're a fat frick with a bad diet and vitamin deficiencies
I'm mostly fine. 28, got my first job which starts in 2 months. Have fricked astigmatism which makes being in front of a display not that fun any longer so will look into other hobbies when I have money like fishing or shit like that.