>smoking crack is eating food
And you have the audacity to call ME, a moron? Nay sir; I am not a moron! It is YOU who are the one who is the moron! moron!!
>3 meals a day is the reason Americans are fat.
nah it's the snacking. a 10am bag of chips to "tide you over" until lunch. maybe some candy at 2pm to combat that afternoon slump. the concept of snacking is cancer
it's actually because >a) Americans mostly eat hyper-processed cereals >b) Americans think "snacks" and "desserts" are something you should have every single day >c) Americans are obsessed with door-to-door transportation (cars-centricity) so they barely walk at all, and take high offense to even having to walk one mile
You will all hate me for this but I take the dog approach. Just poor snacks and drinks into two separate bowls and eat like an animal. Yes it's disgusting, but my hands remain nice and clean.
Snacks are not a real meal.
Snack foods are not real foods.
You should only eat 2 - 3 meals in a day with nothing in between.
What about if I want to eat for pleasure?
smoke some crack then, moron
>smoking crack is eating food
And you have the audacity to call ME, a moron? Nay sir; I am not a moron! It is YOU who are the one who is the moron! moron!!
Then get fatter.
I only have 1 big meal a day
3 meals a day is the reason Americans are fat.
You should either eat one large meal or two small meals within a 6 hour window.
>3 meals a day is the reason Americans are fat.
nah it's the snacking. a 10am bag of chips to "tide you over" until lunch. maybe some candy at 2pm to combat that afternoon slump. the concept of snacking is cancer
>americans are fat
The whole world is getting fat and america isn't even the fattest nation
>The whole world is getting fat
yeah...because of america exporting its food culture
it's actually because
>a) Americans mostly eat hyper-processed cereals
>b) Americans think "snacks" and "desserts" are something you should have every single day
>c) Americans are obsessed with door-to-door transportation (cars-centricity) so they barely walk at all, and take high offense to even having to walk one mile
Pick it up with your tongue like a chameleon
Pastic throwaway bowls and spoons.
You keep your hands clean and you don't have to do the dishes afterwards.
Die immediately
lmao poor
>says the homosexual that is so poor they don't have any dishes/flatware to eat with
>response has nothing to do with wealth
>immediately brings up poverty
Projection.
Don't listen to this anon, we need to show that b***h "gaia" who is really in charge. Use more plastic.
>need to show that b***h "gaia" who is really in charge.
it's just like my animus!
Why?
You cant eat doritos with a spoon unless you break them into crumbs but that ruins the big full chip crunch. Not an option for chips
Just use chopsticks. Easy to clean.
>chopsticks
This is actually not a bad suggestion
>controller
You will all hate me for this but I take the dog approach. Just poor snacks and drinks into two separate bowls and eat like an animal. Yes it's disgusting, but my hands remain nice and clean.
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invest in some controller bugs, they'll keep it clean
Ahhhhhhhhh
Use a fricking napkin.
>eating cheesy chips with a napkin
Ugh, I guess…
Pour them in a cup to eat them hands free.
Embrace the weeb inside you and eat your snacks with chopsticks
SIRS PLS DO THE NEEDFUL
sell me on hall effect sticks. why would i need this autism?
They literally named a Microsoft accessory "Gamesir"?
I use chopsticks to eat chips while gayming
use gamer chopsticks
Just clean your controller when it looks dirty enoguh
Piece of shit controllers get dirty regardless of how clean your hands are