>want to eat my favorite snacks while playing vidya. >doing so will make the controller dirty

>want to eat my favorite snacks while playing vidya
>doing so will make the controller dirty

Wat do?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Snacks are not a real meal.
    Snack foods are not real foods.
    You should only eat 2 - 3 meals in a day with nothing in between.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What about if I want to eat for pleasure?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        smoke some crack then, moron

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >smoking crack is eating food
          And you have the audacity to call ME, a moron? Nay sir; I am not a moron! It is YOU who are the one who is the moron! moron!!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then get fatter.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only have 1 big meal a day

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      3 meals a day is the reason Americans are fat.
      You should either eat one large meal or two small meals within a 6 hour window.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >3 meals a day is the reason Americans are fat.
        nah it's the snacking. a 10am bag of chips to "tide you over" until lunch. maybe some candy at 2pm to combat that afternoon slump. the concept of snacking is cancer

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >americans are fat
        The whole world is getting fat and america isn't even the fattest nation

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The whole world is getting fat
          yeah...because of america exporting its food culture

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's actually because
        >a) Americans mostly eat hyper-processed cereals
        >b) Americans think "snacks" and "desserts" are something you should have every single day
        >c) Americans are obsessed with door-to-door transportation (cars-centricity) so they barely walk at all, and take high offense to even having to walk one mile

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pick it up with your tongue like a chameleon

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pastic throwaway bowls and spoons.
    You keep your hands clean and you don't have to do the dishes afterwards.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Die immediately

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmao poor

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >says the homosexual that is so poor they don't have any dishes/flatware to eat with

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >response has nothing to do with wealth
          >immediately brings up poverty
          Projection.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't listen to this anon, we need to show that b***h "gaia" who is really in charge. Use more plastic.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >need to show that b***h "gaia" who is really in charge.
          it's just like my animus!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You cant eat doritos with a spoon unless you break them into crumbs but that ruins the big full chip crunch. Not an option for chips

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just use chopsticks. Easy to clean.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >chopsticks
        This is actually not a bad suggestion

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >controller

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You will all hate me for this but I take the dog approach. Just poor snacks and drinks into two separate bowls and eat like an animal. Yes it's disgusting, but my hands remain nice and clean.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=rRcg-XZo6EXCiEv_

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    invest in some controller bugs, they'll keep it clean

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ahhhhhhhhh

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Use a fricking napkin.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >eating cheesy chips with a napkin
      Ugh, I guess…

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pour them in a cup to eat them hands free.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Embrace the weeb inside you and eat your snacks with chopsticks

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    SIRS PLS DO THE NEEDFUL

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      sell me on hall effect sticks. why would i need this autism?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They literally named a Microsoft accessory "Gamesir"?

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I use chopsticks to eat chips while gayming

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    use gamer chopsticks

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just clean your controller when it looks dirty enoguh

    Piece of shit controllers get dirty regardless of how clean your hands are

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