>want to replay a game
>remember THAT part
what game Ganker?
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>want to replay a game. >remember THAT part
>want to replay a game
>remember THAT part
what game Ganker?
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HL2
the airboat section
90% of Dark Souls trilogy is like that lol.
Hmm that’s true. I don’t feel that way about any part of Bloodborne or Sekiro though
Bayonetta
Insta-kill QTEs
mfw i have to press a button quickly in an action game of all things
There's 4 in the first two hours and every single one after that is extremely obvious.
Week 3 in TWEWY.
>no more comfy crowds and mind scanning
>forced fights against the same enemies every two goddamn screens
>Joshua being the most fun partner in combat in general
Was Dominic literally one of us?
terraria and building shit for NPC's
i just wanna loot and explorer all day long
why does this guy look like a slav-mongolian rape baby?
seething mutt
rent free
I don't mean it in a offensive way. He genuinely looks uncanny.
genuinely either end your life or obtain psychiatric help
A true Russian
He's Irish.
You are what you eat.
Potatoes.
Frick, i'm snails.
Wishful thinking. That's pure Western Hunter Gather, maybe a bit of Anatolian Farmer
Is that the dog-hunter from Chernobyl?
yeah that's the guy. Too bad he dun kirked his head
dun kirked?
Yes, his head! Dun kirk'd, like the movie!
The Sami-mutts often look like this.
t.Norwegian
Purebred peasant, the feudalists kept his family alive in a lab for 200 years to put him on tv one day
Lategame Binding of Isaac where it becomes pure gambling with how complete garbage the item pool becomes
>Get a good run
>Game gets worse bet playthrough
And they’re still working on the next update
Zelda Oracle of Ages' rolling ridge. You know the fricking part.
Oracle of Ages is essentially "THAT Part: The Video Game". So much shallow fricking busywork and filler shit. It might make sense for the leadup to the first dungeon or two to be slower, but the chores list you have to do to get to Tokay Island (and then Tokay Island itself) for Moonlit Grotto is where you realize "oh frick the WHOLE game is gonna be like this isn't it?".
Get to xen that's the end.
>want to play factorio
>launch game
>really don't want to play factorio
>exit game
>want to play factorio
>it's shrodingle's game
>Want to play Factorio
>load up old save from a month ago
>base is pure spaghetti
>start new game
>binge for 10 hours straight
>base is spaghetti and don’t feel like retooling the last hour of work
>stop playing
>repeat process
You and i do not understand each other, our visions of factorio are too different and friendship is impossible here.
>install factorio
>get bored after 5 minutes
goddamnit I wish I had autism
You want to look at the cool factory but without putting in the work to build it. I understand. It really is a lot of work, that game.
I'm also terrible at problem solving and/or finding creative solutions for simple problems. AKA: I'm a moron. The thing that captivates me about Factorio is the same thing with Skyrim, Stardew Valley and Minecraft: I like to hoard things and see numbers go up. Bing bing waahooo give me that XP, gold and a special item that I will never use.
Dragon Age: Origins
The Fade
>Tired of forcing myself to play spooky games cause I know I wont ever get into them
>Open library
>Same games as 8 years ago
Yeah no shit gaming got boring. It hasn't changed. I add a new game, 100% it, ditch it, and look at the old same shit
dark souls 1
the poison swamp, also ornstein and smaugh
>poison swamp
I might be in the minority on this, but for some reason I hate the Depths more than Blighttown in DS1. Gaping Dragon is particularly sometimes a sore spot because he seems to switch up on me between playthroughs.
>on some playthroughs he's super easy and a first try
>on other playthroughs he's a total cheating butthole where my attacks somehow stop doing damage to him right when I've got him down to the magic pixel on his healthbar and he pulls out one of his instakill attacks
Bayonetta 1, every other mission has that part and after a while even the boss missions become that part so i play mission 1 and mission 2. Cool. Just because i get to fight some fools in peace. It's one of those games.
>saints row 4
One level flying a spaceship in the beginning. I never fricking passed that level.
>dois a virgin
fekkin ruff
>replay Dishonored
>solid 30 minutes of fricking about before the actual game starts
I wish it didn’t have my favourite time stop in games
for me its more like
>want to replay a game
>remember EVERYTHING
>no point
this summer i replayed Bloodlines and its the only story game with low replay value i have every replayed, took me 9 years to accumulate enough moronation to forget enough to enjoy it
This is why you should only games which are fun.
I never played any VTM game. Which one is the best, in your opinion?
>MGS2
>Big Shell
>FFXV
>the shit gameplay
>minecraft
>dig to diamonds
>farm
>make autistic base sorting all my items in chests with labels
>realize I have zero creativity
>allright I'll just focus on beating the game, kill the dragon or some shit
>go to the nether
>get bored and quit playing
everytime
>MGS5
>the menu's + HELICOPTER CUTSCENE SO COOL + CREDITS BEFORE AND AFTER EVERY FRICKING MISSION
I feel like there's too much downtime between missions. Also frick chapter 2 with the forced no equipment bullshit. b***h I just unlocked a bunch of cool shit and now you're forcing me to do missions without it frick you
>play Elden Ring
>create character for role playing
>explore limgrave, the peninsula, liurnia, caelid
>lose interest in current playthrough and start another character with another build in mind
>refuse to respec
Almost 180h and I've gotten to the capital only once and easily beat Morgott with the Moonblade in my "Magic Knight that uses magic melee weapons but refuses to use spells unless they come from the weapon's art"
>there are people who've beaten the entire game twice or thrice in the time I took to advance that much
Autism is a powerful curse.
I have a similar problem with almost every game.
>Setup Skyrim with 6 billion mods
>Everything works perfect now
>Autisticly spend at least 1 hour on creating a character
Stop playing after a few hours because the FRICKING DUAL WIELDING IS SO FRICKING ANNOYING WHY CANT I JUST PRESS A BUTTON AND IT AUTO EQUIPS MY 2 DAGGERS BUT NOOOOOOOO THE UI IS FRICKING moronic EVEN WITH THE FRICKING MODS
I JUST WANT TO PRESS 1 AND IT EQUIPS MY SWORD
2 FOR SHIELD
3 FOR BOW
AND WHEN I PRESS FRICKING 4 I JUST WANT MY TWO FAVORITE DAGGERS TO TELPORT TO MY FRICKING 2 DARK ELF Black person PAWS BECAUSE GUESS WHAT IM PLAYING A FRICKING STEALTH Black person YET AGAIN MOTHERFFRICK
goddamn
last time i played Sky UI had a functionality to map a entire set of armor and/or weapons to a hotkey
i used that to equip dualwield daggers, also on 4 for some reason
So you could press 4 for both daggers and 1 for sword and shield for example? Well time to reinstall I guess
yeah
you can also map armor along with it, so you equip heavy armor for instance or something with the shield and dork brotherhood armor with the daggers
all on one button
Well there's your problem. First goal of modding is to fix mechanics that annoy you. Everything else is just desserts.
>Gets 6 billion mods
>Doesn't get the mod that lets you bind loadouts to hotkeys
kek
Elden Ring does fall off really hard after Leyendell.
>sonic adventure
>chaos 4 then directly into sky chase
The final boss in gothic 1
Any game with sewers. Why the frick would I want to go to a sewer? Frick outta here.
death stranding. military levels
But Mads telling you to shush tho! I'm kidding I agree.
I know it's the current hate sponge of the month, but I'd have more fun trying out builds in Cyberpunk if it wasn't for the endless intro quest.
You're dull Ganker
Drink alcohol. You'll see anons' posts makes a lot more sense afterwards.
If i could i would make inebriation mandatory around here.
>Skyward Sword
>Have to fight The Imprisoned THREE times.
Just immediately kills any motivation to play it again, even if I remember all the comfy parts
Botw The Great Plateau is freaking annoying on replay
Great film
Great performance your laddo there
Hope everyone has had a go at this
https://bansheesthegame.com/
my review: well that's a thing
>FFV
Have to get all of the blue magic, missable summons and play all the pianos other wise I will not see the full game due to my autism, game starts feeling like a check list instead of a game.
Same for every RPG with missable content, thank God for DQ.
You don't have to 100% every game
2077 was the last game I was hyped for. The Witchers 1 and 2 were good so it should have been solid. But israelites like Adam Bodarski ruined it.
Now what is there to play? homosexual shit like BG3 or Fallout 4's reskin as No Man's Sky.
>be alive
>never get a gf
video games? oh
I'd like to get into tf2 halloween but the server system sucks. You're either stuck being forced to play with russians and bots or you take a look at the old server browser only to be found by empty servers aside from the odd 'orange' map or trading server.
Max Payne 2
I will noclip through the Hollywood sewers and I will feel no shame.
ALTTP the entire game mostly dark world
Automata 9S sections
Code Vein you know the part
DS1 basically everything from anor Londo forwards
>pic related in SF:A
>RC missions in vice city and san andreas (less so in SA)
>flight school in San andreas
>the beginning of MGS4
im missing some, but those come to mind the most
First 5 hours of Okami
All the chase sequences
OoT vater level