>War is...

>War is... le bad!!!
>Life is... le meaningless!!!
>I'm having... le babby's first existential crisis!!!
>also here's your waifubait's fat ass when she climbs up a latter.
Can anyone name a more pseud game than this? I'm genuinely curious to hear it.

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Christianity is literally peak nihilism kek

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only evangelical revelations deathcult christianity. Which is why Luther shittalked the book but nobody listened to him.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Imagine not enjoying Nier: Automata
    OP you can just say you like muscular hairy men

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >background themes... le bad
      >sex appeal... le bad
      No anon you are the pseud

      Why did you even answered to a shitty bait? OP deserved to seethe in obscurity.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've got time to kill

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nier fans like underage twinks

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The majority of Nier fans prefer the grey haired chick with a penis tho

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >background themes... le bad
    >sex appeal... le bad
    No anon you are the pseud

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Life is... le meaningless!!!
    It's funny when the game directly namedrops Nietzsche for the midwits and they still don't get it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game is wholly incompatible with anything Nietzsche wrote for obvious reasons to anyone who has read any of his work tbh.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also, pretty much every popular JRPG and shonen is a much more Nietzschean work. DBZ, One Piece, FF7, FF8, FF10, Kiseki games, Persona 5, etc.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The game deals with existentialism which means it's necessarily influenced by Nietzsche.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the absolute state of Nier-troons

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not an argument.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S%C3%B8ren_Kierkegaard

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Wikipedia
                Go back to r/Destiny.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>War is... le bad!!!
    >>Life is... le meaningless!!!
    >>I'm having... le babby's first existential crisis!!!
    >>also here's your waifubait's fat ass when she climbs up a latter.
    >>Can anyone name a more pseud game than this? I'm genuinely curious to hear it.
    None of this is corect, nothing from there is what the game tries to convey.
    >2024
    >Automata still filters room temperature IQ autists

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell me you are illiterate, gay, and uncultured without having to tell me

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not even close to what the game tries to convey. You are a fricking moron.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.eurogamer.net/tencent-cancels-unannounced-nier-mobile-game

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe it was for the best, Reincarnation is a fricking disaster and that being shut down in a few months may be for the best as well.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      When is Yoko Taro making Nier 3?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just play Stellar Blade, Shiori.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The combat doesn't look as smooth as Platinum's.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >asiaticslop
          No thanks

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2 years development
      >high cost so probably an actual video game
      >cancelled because they couldn't figure out how to israelite us
      Well that fricking sucks.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      good, I want yoko taro to finally get up from his fat ass and make another actual game again, frick all this mobile shit or the voice of cards bullshit, release an actual fricking game you emil head wearing homosexual

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dragon's Dogma is more pseud from what I've seen in threads tbh.
    Nier is trash as well however.
    FF XIV is probably as pseud, along with XVI.
    SaGa games appear to have a similar pseud audience.
    That's about it from my observations of the audiences. Anyway, they are all quite low-functioning people and mass market products will always prop up here and there to make them feel "smart"

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Explain how FFXIV and Dragon's Dogma are pseud games in a minimum of 3 paragraphs for each game.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >war is le good
    Okay rabbi.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    what do you have against my waifu's fat ass?

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>Life is... le meaningless!!!
    I know this is a shitty bait thread but the game outright tells you the exact opposite.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not pseud, it's just meant for younger people. People over 20+ weren't the target audience and weren't meant to find the story particularly "deep" or fascinating.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game story is basically a melodrama, it's meant to evoke emotion.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    fricking Black persontaro locking actual lore behind a shitty gacha
    THE ONLY TIME YOU SEE REDEYE IS IN A GACHA Black personTARO WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    homietaro is my homie. 2B is a bad b***h homie. And you OP…..you’re a b***h homie. Little homosexual homie. Suck a dick homie

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    zoomzooms can't into sexuality

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    just make a fricking visual novel
    taro and suda
    their games suck ass to play and people only stick around for the story
    make a VN or a walking sim

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda want to start a new save but then its all pointless because they delete your save at the end

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      After barely saving those three and after all the pain that was this story, I can't being myself to repeat that. That's the only game I can't replay, for emotional reasons.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's kind od a litmus test, you can choose not to sacrifice your save.
      The idea is if you're willing to do it to help someone else, knowing you will get nothing in return. You can very well choose not to.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >War is... le bad!!!
    >Life is... le meaningless!!!
    >I'm having... le babby's first existential crisis!!!
    Care to back this up? I get the feeling you didn't even play the game.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't bother, NieR Automata has become a culture war hill to die on because it has a sexy woman and also has enough artsy game cred due to being made by Yoko Taro.
    For the record, the best thing about the game is 2B's ass. It's great and anyone who has a problem about it can stay seething. The music is also mostly good along with the atmosphere in most areas.
    The gameplay is mediocre, the story is bad, the melodrama is forced and the game has a lot of padding. How many sidequests in the game are variations of 'I need 3 things; one in the desert, one in the forest, one in the amusement park"? There are tons of stories that add depth when retold from another character's perspective, but you're lying to yourself if you think the second route was necessary, it didn't take full advantage of the viewpoint shift. But hey there are *some* interesting themes and existentialism so it's deep like Evangelion guys!!!111!!111

    NieR Automata is to Ganker pseuds what Bioshock Infinite was in 2013 to Journalist/Reddit pseuds. But at least it's a 6/10 game while B:I was a genuine 2/10.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really like 2B's butt.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game is not saying those things. In fact it ridicules many of them. I think you might be moronic anon.

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>War is... le bad!!!
    It is.
    >>Life is... le meaningless!!!
    That's not what it's saying.
    >>I'm having... le babby's first existential crisis!!!
    By all means post your top 20 favorite existentialist games OP.
    >>also here's your waifubait's fat ass when she climbs up a latter
    And?

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >story revolves around a war, life, and its consequences
    >wtf why is it talking about war, life, and it's consequences?????
    >omfg a sexualized women? IN MY VIDEO GAME? IM LITERALLY SHAKING WHY ISNT SHE UGLY AND FAT AND A LESBIAN?
    >oh the sexy men in the game? That's fine just ignore them yasss slayyyyyy

    I'd say have a nice day, but there's a 40% chance of that already happening

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been noticing an uptick in Nier:A threads the last few days, and I'm guessing it has to do with Stellar Blade. I'm not coming into any of these threads, they've been shit for years and will never recover.
    Good day.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did they ever finish that show?

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nier is about /ss/ and it's consequences, nothing else.

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    kek, this thread is priceless. Thank you OP for making all these NieR;Troons seethe.

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    u didn't understand anything about the plot or didn't play it

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game for me would be a 10/10 easily if it wasn't for that moronic mission where you have to escort those robots doing their gay pride parade and defend them from bigoted robots.
    That and it also tells you to your face that you're a moron if you follow any kind of religious ideology plus several references to trannies.
    No surprise the israeliternalists liked this shit so much.

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone explain in detail to me why Nier i

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    But Nier didn’t do
    >Life is…le meaningless!!!
    Actually, quite the opposite. The story is ultimately about finding meaning in a world that does its best to convince you that there is none to be found.

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Calls a game pseud
    >Doesn't understand any of it
    every single time.

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Automata starts off with 2B saying 'frick god'
    >Humans are the androids gods, machines have started worshipping humans too.
    >Both are trying to be like their dead/absent god and failing because they are fundamentally unlike us.
    >Even trying to force human philosophy on machines winds up in disaster.
    It was pretty poignant. Machines and Androids need to find themselves, not copy humans.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The core of taroslop is anything with a CPU will become self-aware.

      >Even trying to force human philosophy on machines winds up in disaster
      to be fair that's on purpose. the "free will" that the machines have are still ultimately controlled by the network

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the "free will" that the machines have are still ultimately controlled by the network
        same.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          We really are like cogs in a machine

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            taro does it again
            kino

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game tells you the androids would literally kill themselves en masse if they didn't have a purpose
    >Life is... le meaningless!!!
    Did we play the same game?

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>Life is... le meaningless!!!
    Stop making my moronic friends not give good games a chance

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >climbs up a latter

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Can anyone name a more pseud game than this?
    TLOU
    RDR
    ...etc.

    Nier Automata is honestly a goddamn great masterpiece of a video game. Fun to play, gorgeous to look at and listen to, with stellar atmosphere and honestly superb sub-text, that like OP demonstrates, flies over people's heads.

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