Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader

Emperor's daughter, not Emperor's bride. Frickin heretic.

The sisters of battle are very explicitly not permitted to be the bride's of the emperor

[Heretic 5]: What if I do?

E loves wiener not women.

It was a decision made for Owlcat by Games Workshop. Then again, why would you want to romance a power-armored battle nun? Least you could do is pine for one of the non-militant orders, like the Sisters Hospitaller.

Horus NTRed the Emperor by fricking the galaxy

Frick is it with you Manuels and your obsession with NTR?

Realistically if the Emperor was up and walking around he'd tell these dumb b***hes to stop wasting their superior genetics on abstinence and start breeding stronger warriors for the good of the Imperium. He'd think them selfish for wasting time on useless acts of worship when they could be contributing bodies.

a sad clown to marazhai's happy clown

Normal Player. She isn't smart enough to be a Shadowseer and her sense of humor is so dead she could never be a Death Jester.

"Imagine elantach: to send all the duties and allegiancies to hell, go rogue (heh), take over the Fellowship of the Void and become truly free. Sail and plunder for our own sake, striking fear into our enemies. You will be the top dog and I'll be your second in command, your fiery lieutenant, your wild animal" Says Yrliet as she crawls onto the Lord Captain's table, strain of saliva drooling from her mouth.

I feel like that was the original path of damnation ending.

>What happened to the craftworld the eldar called in?
Alaitoc is a major named Craftworld in the setting. If it was included in anything but a few ending slides it would have thrashed everybody in the sector.

>far less complex than Pathfinder

And it's a good thing bro

Yes

Calm down monkeigh

Tы дoлжeн yбивaть кceнocoв, a нe cпaть c ними. Пoкaйcя, epeтик.

aggresively flirting with a dark elf within his earshot

>not wanting to romance a fanatical devotee who chants hymns as you cum on her abs
tell me you are gay and never fricked a woman before. Emperor I hate homosexuals.

I like how that guy went from powerfull goon, to somewhat likeable second in command

She'd make you do it through a blanket with a hole in it to hide her shame like those hassidic israelites.

Both at the same time

The frick is wrong with that chinkcel

Did Froghomosexual commission this?

>that bottom right
sauce for full picture please

>dude unironically goes "git gud" on the topic of jimi being jealous of him
amazing

>Yrliet loses her memory
>spends some time with Rogue Trader
>starts regaining tidbits of memory
>"Elantach what happened betweem us?"
>"Oh yeah, we totally fricked"
>Yrliet dies inside

>candles on top of the head
Imagine the wax

she looks like a xenomorph

Hours Heresy 2.0. Last book basically confirms it.

Horus Heresy 2.0. Abaddon will ascend as the Dark King and Horus will return to fight Guilliman as Abaddon competes against the Emperor.

Reminder there were soulstones in the Reaving Tempest spire and Eklendyl immediately found one to put the chess piece soul into. Yet no one thought to look for more and keep them for any other time you might need one, like how you just "mercy"killed the tortured joined farseers without bothering to put their souls into one so their souls don't get eaten immediately. Or how there's no way to even try and get Muaran or Eklendyl or Nocturne to help Yrliet. The more you think about this stuff the more obvious it is they didn't think it through.

Malice or Calligos' Sslyth buddy

Clownbro

gib clown bf

>A Corsair mon'keigh-fricker
>a Blank
>Vindicare Assassin
>Daemonhost for heretics

Aeldar Corsair and Ork Freebota are the ones I want to see the most

>within the realm of possibility for a Rogue Trader to have on their ship.
Pretty much anything
I simply want more xenos. Kroot and Sslyth (Malice seems perfect for this) feel most obvious and easy to justify.

An Ork mechanic would be neat.
>proceeds to make a shoota out of three bits of metal, duct tape, a lasgun and and a fork.
>Refuses to elaborate
>Highest DPS of the team.

>sex servitor
do those even exist

it's like you should go play bg3 instead

i want a cool dress like hers. why am i wearing rags for the coronation?

it's not even a catfight you just choose 1 and the others just accept it like spineless ninnies

After talking to calcazar but before going to eufrates2 for me.

He walked in on Calcazar plowing Yremerys

don't remember this, is it romance only?

Sad I couldn't do the "come closer" trick and kiss him right there. Ah well, the headbutt will do.

Shit taste, but at least he mentioned Heinrix without mentioning moronic Wych rape cuckoldry so there's that.

>thoughts
see

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He seems to like quippy characters like jae.

it's a magical tapestry of your dudes. But they lean more on the raid and pillage side.

They live off literal suffering, why the frick would they take money over that?

Reminder that even Kunrad has one kek
Jimmi has several

Shadowbanned by Heinrix, Argenta and Pasqal AIs

Marazhai and Ulfar have some moments too. Really Marazhai + everyone is great in general.

You can't keep him on heretic run, it's a known fact

my impression of that romance was he mostly nags (you)

Yes
Wildly inconsistent spees murrine power levels are lore accurate

pic related always made me wonder how many spacemarines there are. There have to be A LOT otherwise it could be pheasable to just run at them with rusty spoons. There are figuratively infinite humans/demons/xenos and only a finite amount of angels of the emperor. Wouldn't a million Termagants be a better strategy to kill a squad of space marines over a hivetyrant or something equally big?

Space Marines are nowhere near as strong as memes make them out to be. Limit of 1000 marines per chapter was always nonsensical, it always falls aparat in any simulation, be it video or a tabletop game and book authors ignore it as well.

Some perspective, anon;
A typical Lasgun wielded by a typical guardsman in 40k is represented as firing 1-2 shots, hitting 50% of the time (4+) with no outside factors, having a relative strength of 3 (Whereas a Guardsman's toughness is 3, and a Marine's is 4), having no armor penetration (0AP), and dealing '1' damage (Normal troops and such have 1 wound, Marines have 2).
Marine armor is good enough to 'save' (block) normal damage 2/3rds of the times (3+ save).
The keys to this are the 0 AP and the 3+ save. And entire squad of Guardsman can fire shots off and not cause a single wound, or they might pop off and wipe a 5-man squad of Marines.
It's why most Guardsmen squads carry around Meltas and Plasma guns.

Yes. Anyone who doesn't understand how strong the lasgun has never faced an entire wall of lasguns. Imagine every other second your armor melting away.

Space Marines aren't as impressive as some of the BL books make them out to be.
The modern US military could probably wipe out a chapter of 1000 of them in a straight up-fight, even without resorting to WoMDs.

For me it's
>Void. Take. You
and then proceeding giving him a heartattack until he confesses

Mix of both. Tau souls are incredibly small, so they have very little presence in the Warp. As such they have no psykers, and psychic abilities actually have less dway on them. On top of that their methods of transport don't involve Warp Travel, so they have no real experience with Chaos. That changed when they reverse-engineered a Warp drive and one of their Expansion Spheres tried to do a Warp Jump with no gellar field. The Tau on board were fine but the auxilaries were immediately assaulted by daemons.
This led to that sphere executing many of their surviving auxilaries once they finished the jump.
Tau as a whole have some vague knowledge of Chaos, but primarily only through Human cults, who they've just deemed as groups of delusional lunatics.

The tau are b***hes, they can't even melee

you don't. you either kill her on janus when she outlives her usefulness, or kill her when she starts talking shit, or when she kills your officer, or when she continues talking shit

no. he's gay. that's peak iconocuckism

What does he say about the Eldar?

I know. I always want more party members. Even increasing cap to 8 would be nice. Can't stand when crpgs have smaller squads than 6. At least with toybox you can manually add companions, but that completely fricks with balance.

crime lord had ugly shoes. commissar, psyker or female noble

Already covered, the two lost Primarchs were killed during the Rangdan Xenocides and their marines were absorbed back into other legions.

you can tell pasqal that you don't believe in the emprah. he'll treat you like a special needs child

In general RT seems to hate instant game overs compared to Pathfinder.
There's only like two and both are in cumrag.

>invites yout to exchange stories at the bonfire
>there is no bonfire to exchange stories at
this game is extremely gay sometimes

>moans and wet slapping noises
what did they mean by this?

>This is the kind of shit that keeps Sisters of Battle against hand holding.
I hate slaneesh so much bros.

Shit, you need to take Argenta to Idira quest? I fricked up. I took Space Marine instead, thinking that he will have some interaction with Tervintas

It's probably the fact that idira is an open vessel for demonic warp energies and argenta is a devout nun of the adepta sororitas and specifically the orders militant which crusades against demonic entities and warp powers.

Cumrag is the size of a solar system. You are atmost permanently ruining an area the size of earth.
Though it might make it slightly easier for demons to invade later down the line.

A housecarl. Like a primitive senechal and bodyguard, who looks after you and your estate.