Choose your romance option Imperial man
The sister of battle exclusively thinks about the Emperor
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The sister of battle exclusively thinks about the Emperor
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Romance is for gays
This. There is no love in the grimdarkness of the far future, only the cruel laughter of psychotic sadists.
fibby
>The sister of battle exclusively thinks about the Emperor
Yes that's what she calls me
They are nuns what did we expect
nonstop nakadashi in tight eldar pussy
Nah, she'll probably spawn a Slaneeshi daemon when she orgasms.
worth it
free XP
depends on which one follows me in the downward spiral of chaos
>Rogue Trader
>a man who can create an entire paradise planet for himself and fill it with virginal harem tailor tuned to his fetishes
>"romancing" anyone
Yes, I want love not just sex (the fish will give both to me)
So create a cute girl who will love you romantically
No
Hot Trader on Fish-Girl action is something only the Emperor's finest can afford.
No Farquaad you won't, he's not a romance option
Enjoy your BISEXUAL deldar lol
i hope you can have an orgy with the inquisitor and the deldar
Biscum are not a real sexuality. I'll just mod the straight guy gay lmao.
Yeah man just what I want in a setting where the entire galaxy is filled with mass murder, torture, rape and all around frickery.
A fricking romance.
Life goes on anon. Rogue Traders aren't space marines. There might be daemons and tyranids swallowing systems whole, but that doesn't mean men and women don't still fall in love.
Why are warhammergays so allergic to romance
it’s woman/troony stuff
>You want to marry a cute girl? YOU MUST BE A troony
Nice try troon, not falling for it
>You want to marry a cute girl?
>....in a videogame
fricking lmao
because we're too busy fighting
because you dont need romance to spread your superiority across the imperium in fact it is a service to the lesser men and the Emperor.
i should be thanked and paid for having sex with woman of their world
Sour grapes projected into their hobby
The question is more why romancegays are so obsessed with it being put in every setting
Exactly. Romance gays, coomers, furries, they are all cut from the same fricking cloth. Can't let anything be its own thing, no, has to provide an excuse for them to pound their pud.
>40k
>Romance
Not playing it.
It's gay.
>It's gay
The left one is straight and the other two are bisexual
No, actual romance is gay.
because the audience are most likely jaded boomers who cant get it up
because the entire wh40k fandom is for edgy neckbeard manchildren who get no pussy
>tl;dr sour grapes
Then they should be glad to get pussy in a video game
it's literally because they don't want rpg elements for something that was originally rpg oriented (rogue trader 1st edition)
their only grasp of 40k is from shooters and RTSs, which those game are fine but now they believe that's all 40k is good for
Because shitty Bioware romances ruin games.
So what kind of romances wouldn't be shitty?
Where it happens in the background and only gets mentioned once or twice instead of making conversations with companions all about romance.
In my opinion what you describe will be shitty romance
Seems that we have diffirent opinions. Each to their own, I think
THIS
Romances should be a part of a characters background, not something that actively happens in the game.
Like how in Vermintide, the dwarf Bardin has a wife and daughter but it barely matters outside of the mission you meet his daughter in.
Let it be something passive the characters can mention maybe once or twice in the whole game and for the love of GOD don't make romance something that happens between party members.
Vermintide takes place in a city falling under endless waves of enemies that has left all but the most desperate and stupid adventurers dead. Rogue Trader takes place on a city sized space yacht as you travel to new amazing worlds to sell everything not nailed down.
People who say 40k shouldn't have romance think everything is guardsmen vs xenos where everyone is hardassed.
Vermintide should have an active romance between Kruber and every female character in the setting.
Even Morathi?
I smell disgusting samegayging
I wish.
i'm not much of a 40kgay but it's really not that type of story anon
the overarching theme of everything 40k related is that lives of 99.99999% people are completely expendable and the most important thing is duty and sacrifice, muh grimdark etc
lovey dovey stuff really doesn't fit this, it's like asking for romance in a legacy of kain game
As a Rogue Trader you are the .00001% of people that actually matter and so are your chosen companions just for being picked by you.
>Setting ALL about warfare
>"WHAT ABOUT ROMANCE?"
Please find the nearest tree and ACK! yourself.
Secondaries
40k doesn't often get into emotional stuff like romance, which leads to the qrongful assumption that such stuff doesn't exist in 40k at all.
We don't "romance" people in Warhammer 40k. We take what we want from them or kill them. Go back to BG3 you stupid fricking troony. The Imperium puts homosexuals to death.
>The Imperium puts homosexuals to death
Good thing I'm straight then!
You better be. The Emperor will know...homosexual
The Emperor will watch as I breed the mutant
>The Imperium puts homosexuals to death
No they don't. Imperium doesn't care if you're gay.
this is heresy
deviant sexual behaviors is punishable by death
stop inviting slaanesh into your mind you
planetary purge initiated in 5,4,3,2,1...
God imperor is a closet. Half of setting is about males relationship and sexual tension between men. Wh is the gayest pnp
space marines and the primarchs do not lust after each others perfect genetically altered physical bodies stop spreading lies
>half the setting is about men
Cause half the people are men?
>sexual tension
Utterly fabrication and you know it. Unless extreme violence is your idea of sexual tension in which case you outed yourself as a Slaanesh cultist and will be summarily dealt with by the inquisition.
>meta: gays trying to claim everything to validate their existence once again
Frick off back to tumblr.
No it's not, you secondary lorelet.
>"Instead of having this person perform a job important to the Imperium's continued existence we will arbitrarily execute them"
It's people like you that let heretics sneak in unpunished because they tell you convenient lies you choose to fixate on, frick off.
all shit. pass
Human > ayy > Human literally in that order
Game is bigger and more awesome the BG3
I guarantee it
FOR
THE
EMPEROR
Are Owlcat going to return to Pathfinder after this?
Yes iron gods confirmed
Never. Paizo revoked all contracts and connections with criptoruzzian game studio form Cyprus. I'm not gonna finance war too
if you pay taxes to a western government, you're financing war.
Why you lie?
Or you just degenerated into hunting for (you)?
I doubt it, Owlcat aren't exactly unwoke but Paizo are just getting worse and worse it's not really compatible
what the frick is even that
none of these appeal to me
Pure blooded human children. As the Emperor intended.
>pure blooded
homosexual navigo is no pure blood
How anyone can even still consider the Eldar as an option is disgusting to me
Have you seen Galfreygays? Some people have no self respect
Eldargays are a special kind of morones degenerate, honestly. Hopefully romancing her gets you killed and her tortured. Would be fitting.
That's what the deldargays are going to get
Let them both suffer and rot. They both deserve it.
Marazhai is going to have an "I can fix him" route Owlcat already confirmed it in that ragebait interview they had due to the lack of LGBTQWERTY romance option
>i can fix a literal soulseating rapetorturer
huh?
Tell that to owlcat not me
Dude BG2 already had a drow to fix, it's hardly something new
Only difference is that this one is a man so no one cares
This is a thing but the sister of battle doesn't have a route because
>muh emperor muh lore
frick all of that.
Waifugays =/= eldargays.
>Galfreygays
You've seen nothing - there are people who romanced Shart in BG3, and those who romanced Camellia in WotR
Camellia and Minthara best girls.
Those are bad but not "I tried to get you fricking killed" bad
Camellia is about a thousand times worse than Galfrey, easily the most fricked up romantic interest in RPG history. Anyone who doesn't execute her on the spot once they find out what she really is truly has zero sense of right and wrong.
She still doesn't try to kill you which is what matters most
Maybe she doesn't try to kill you because you're a demon killing machine high on mythic juice and she knows there's no way she can possibly win?
No, she doesn't try to kill you because she loves you which is the entire reason why she dumps your ass
Also yes, she does actually try to kill you if you stop her from killing people and don't allow her to kill her father and the servants (but this means not romancing her which is not what we were talking about)
Yrliet is far worse than either of them. Yrliet is malevolently moronic (just like every Eldar, to be fair).
There's literally nothing wrong with romancing Shadowheart.
Enjoy romancing someone who is constantly thinking about someone else and gets mad if you don't let her frick him
Guess it beats romancing someone who tries to kill you or outright dumps your ass
>fish
>traitor
>hag
wew lad
>fish
That's a positive
the left one is gonna bite my head off after intercourse isn't she
No, she's a pure (warhammer) disney princess
Navigators can do something far worse than physical trauma. You don't want to look her in the eye.
Yes, I mean the eye in the forehead. They probably can look at the Warp with it because there's something even more terrible inside them
>Space Marine 11" is $60
what
>romanceromanceromanceromance
I am so fricking tired of you coomers, its like you infest everything with your thirst and everything has to be about your cringy, stunted emotional growth.
Incels do be cringe.
People without significant others need to be removed from the planet.
Romancechads keep winning
You are jealous, cuz you would prefer us coom to you?
Gave me all you've got
Dude, it's not even the coomers that want this shit, it's the romance gays, most of them already have boyfriends.
The other half dream of getting a femenine penis boyfriend.
You can't even coom to the romance shit, it's just text.
Why you answer to yourself?
I kinda just want to see what they do for Yrliet and Marzahai. If Pasqal was an option then maybe him too. No interest in the humans at all, even the Navigator
>Yrliet and Marzahai
damn. i didn't think of that. I was going to kill yrliet for betrayal, but i kinda wanna hear the bantz between those two
you have so many IP's you can cram a romance into but why on your fricking life would you do it in 40k
I hope your waifu gets eaten by a tyranid
>Choose your romance option Imperial man
I Choose..........THE EMPEROR!
"[Kiss her again] "But that is what I am trying to do. Help you escape."
"Cassia smiles weakly and closes her eyes before your next kiss. When your lips meet once more, you feel like your nerves are electrified. She kisses you swiftly, passionately, as if indeed trying to lose herself in the moment. "Oh, {name}...""
"[Take her hand] "Please let me stay with you a little longer."
"Cassia carefully places her hand over yours and lets out a sigh of relief. "You're alive... Thank the Emperor, you're alive, {name}."
"No, I... I shan't. I promise." Cassia is not trembling anymore. Instead, she clings to your chest, her head resting gently on your shoulder. You can feel her heartbeat — measured, sweet, and calm. "Oh, {name}..."
"I... have feelings for you as well, {name}. "Cassia says in a breathy voice, holding your hand gently. "And these feelings frighten me. But I do not want... to give up on them."
Cute mutant fish I hope she doesn't die after turning into a mutant abomination
>hope she doesn't die after turning into a mutant abomination
Are you saying you WOULDNT hit her with a chainsword if she devolved into a chaos spawnn? Cause if so I'm telling the Inquisition and the commisariat and the arbites and the ministorum on you
Navigators don't become Chaos Spawn. Spawns are specifically a punishment bybthe Chaos Gods. Navigators just become more mutated.
Semantics
Abhor the mutant! Destroy the mutant!
It sound like you just orgasmed thinking about them
>Spawns are specifically a punishment bybthe Chaos God
Not really, it's more like the consequence of being a weakling unable to handle the gifts from the dark gods
Don't they turn into weird demented mermen? At least that's what I remember from the corrupted Navigator in the Night Lords books.
I wanna smash every elders skull in with a power fist I like elves in every universe but 40k the most arrogant fricking c**ts that spawned an entire chaos god they have both to be proud of
My only option is to love the Emperor you xeno loving heretic
>*flip letter with the blood of the emperor*
What are you gonna do now?
Go against our master will eh?
Whats the deal with that entity walking through the fire burns away in the beginning?
A mod for the sister of battle.
>meditating with my wife Yrliet 10 feet away from each other
That is Eldar first base
Yrliet gets a bullet the moment she's met. Any other option besides using her to find and massacre the rest of the Eldar is heresy.
So is there any reason in this game why everyone in your party keeps growing stronger so fast?
Mythic in Wrath really helped the story make sense even though I hate actual mythic feats and powers
>even though I hate actual mythic feats
Holy shit taste the mythic ranks are the best part
Also they become stronger for the same reason Kingmaker characters became stronger or the same reason every rpg character gets stronger, they level up
Pathfinder is pretty convoluted on its own, no need to add another layer of optimization.
Thing is even though I don't care for its powers and feats I think mythic paths works great for the story
>No Ork
>No Kroot
>Not even a Tau
>No crazy secret way to get a Necron somehow
>No heretics
>But you get the two worst xenos factions in the setting to join you
Game deserves to flop. What a fricking waste.
Just wait for the DLC
DLC won't fix the Eldar being shit.
>Warhammer crpg but don't include eldar
What were you expecting exactly?
Eldar aren't a major race in 40k. In fact they're barely a background faction now. Dark Eldar aren't even supposed to exist any more. You could remove bith from the setting as a whole and literally nothing of value would be lost.
game will have all that in due time. they're all on board with rogue trader for many years to come.
Orks deserve their own games tbqh
imagine a 40K rpg where you Ork MC gets bigger and greener as he levels up
>>No heretics
>he doesn't know
No Ork companion option is giga fricked, like tau ok it's the wrong part of space but pretty sure orks are everywhere
>>No heretics
Idira did nothing wrong
she alright. i enjoyed her hijinks
Being an unsanctioned psyker isn't heresy it's just treason which is worse, a Heretic may see the truth and seek redemption. He may be forgiven his past and will be absolved in death. A Traitor can never be forgiven. A Traitor will never find peace in this world or the next. There is nothing as wretched or as hated in all the world as a Traitor.
>no ork
Understable since he wouldn't fit on any situation but fighting unless they made him a kommando
>no kroot
missed opportunity
>no tau
Don't care for them like most players
>no necron
see ork
>no heretics
see
and I'm sure there will be more questionable companions, but straight cultists wouldn't make sense either
>he wouldn't fit on any situation but fighting
And fighting is what you do the most in this game
Man Warhammer sure has changed
No sororitas romance, no buy.
I want to romance an Ork!
>female ork
what if you put a bunch of estrogen into ork fungi grounds and tried to get them to imagine themselves in feminine form and replaced the desire for fighting with breeding?
It would just make them catty and even more prone to infighting from the newly formed gossip.
Wrong setting humie
what are the male options? haha 🙂 asking for a friend
This and a deldar
thats it???
yes
Don't think the female options are much better
Cassia is best girl so yes they are
I'm given to understand those are the male options for men and women must have more choices
So pain or another flavor of pain
>owlcat shilling thread #648
Let's see
- Navigator: Nop, too creepy
- Another rogue trader or something?: Nah... boring
- Eldar.... Well, here we might be on something, but the problem is, eldar look too alien up close. You don't notice it at distance, but the closer you get, the weird their facial details look
And of course, your mon-keigh face also looks worse to her. And technically it would be zoophilia for both of you
Still... I think I'll choose the xenos over the remaining options
(Not a wise choice though. Imagine having a girlfriend that can read your thoughts and has greater mood swings than a human woman)
all of them look like used goods.
cant be worse than Larian used goods
I should finish reading ciaphas cain books some day. Probably one of the few good things to come out of warhammer. I can't believe people are seriously arguing over edgy cringe shit designed to sell fricking toys and overpriced paint.
And yeah, judging by beta rogue trader is pretty good. They've really struck a middle ground between serious shit and comedy.
>dysgenic inbreed mutant
>filthy knife eared tree hugging xeno
>daemonic gipsy nigresses
>dry c**t bulldyke nuns
if this is the best the Emperor can offer i'd rather serve the Omnissiah
inbreed mutant
She's cute thoughever
>noble origin romances navigator
>commissar romances eldar up til "that part", then puts two rounds through her skull
>lowborn laughs in the punkass fake rogue traders face and leaves her to her comeuppance
>noble origin romances navigator
Being noble has its perks, until you have to bed a navigator
But that's a plus
A plus is what I would need. I'm not being payed enough for that. And I'm a noble
I will marry her out of love, no payment needed
Rogue trader feels so mediocre and simplified compared to Pathfinder
Hopefully they got another larger Pathfinder type of game planned afterwards
When I played the alpha I thought it was all placeholder and would be filled out with actual details but no thats the full depth of the games mechanics, it's kind of ridiculous
Good. Not everything needs to be like Pathfinder's one gorillion feats and spells and abilities per level
The mutant is cute
Technically not a ... You know? Yeah, she's a mutant
???
Navigators are abhumans, mutants refer specifically to chaos mutants in 40k. If said mutants breed, they do not pass on their mutations. Navigators produce navigator children if paired with another navigator, or human children should they pair with a baseline human. The navigator gene is an engineered gene, a product of the dark age of technology.
Abhumans are sanctioned Mutants. Most of them get teated like absolute shit. Navigators get special treatment due to how valuable they are.
Any loregay explain to me what Cassia is doing when she senses colors and all that shit
The Warp is fricking weird. It's literal magic bullshit.
So just space magic? But is it something owlcat made up or are there other examples?
No, the warp has been part of 40k from the start, or close to it.
>So just space magic?
More complex than that, the Warp is the realm of the collective unconscious of all soul having species in the universe.
Using magic in 40k is outright reality warping and it's so fricked beyond comprehension that it breaks through to the material realm.
If Rogue trader proves to be good is there any hope for a fantasy WH game?
Maybe? But 40k is way more popular not to mention that Pathfinder exists
Rogue Trader IS good, assuming the remaining content in the full release doesn't absolutely shit the bed.
>assuming the remaining content in the full release doesn't absolutely shit the bed
Even if the rest of the game is complete trash it's not all that bad.
I respect owlcat desire to make big games but act 5 in both kingmaker and wotr was complete trash.
You know KM's act 5 isn't even close to the end of the game right
Jae is an Arabian qt who is actually loyal under her rough exterior, and her accent is sexooo. Enjoy your deformed freak navigator b***h and perfidious Xenos I guess.
>Enjoy your deformed freak navigator b***h
I will.
>Jaegays
>NOOOOO SHE HAS TO BE MY PURE VIRGIN WAIFU SHE'S NOT ALLOWED TO DO SEXUAL THINGS WITH ANYONE BUT ME
Grow up.
Who are you quoting? there's a pretty big difference between that and being a literal prostitute that gets gangbanged BY YOUR OWN CREW
>lanky fish freak
>some transexual elf
>Cuban martha steward
how about no thanks
The eldar isn't a real option.
Why? Because you can't stick penis in vegana?
Yes.
Sex isn't everything
True, but a sexless relationship is still cringe and I'm not getting into her betrayal
Shes having sex with someone; it aint you.
The elf.
Wot's dat sticky stuff dat git has on er longaz?
Why do you not have sex with the eldar anyway? Incompatible parts or something?
I don't know much about 40k.
There's no biological reason not to. They just find humans to be disgusting like fricking a dog.
They why is the one in the game apparently up for it? Is she a degenerate?
shes a xeno. no doubt some form of emotional manipulation to control the simp trader and weaken the imperium
She's not, you can't have sex with her
She's an Eldar, the answer is yes.
>? Is she a degenerate?
All Eldar are, why do you think they need to gaslit themselves as born again Christians?
Eldar aren't degenerates, they're just autistic.
I remember they brought Girlyman back but did they bring back any other primarchs? I remember that apparently Lion was coming back as well?
Lions back already. Were currently waiting for Lion and girlyman to meet up.
All I want is to grab a plasma pistol and a power sword and shoot then chop everything up by going Marksman into Hunter so I can grab the ability that lets me stab someone as a free action after shooting.
Who thought Jae was a good idea? Her portrait is so ugly.
Being ugly is the least of her problems
Not him but what even is her deal that people hate her so much? All I know is she's a cold trader.
Just a complete misunderstanding of how scum act in 40k and wanting all the companions to be noble zealots of the Imperium. Like her opening quest is getting you to murder a bunch of security personnel that impounded her cargo. This is bad and criminal until you realize Footfall is literally run by gangs and her cargo was only impounded because the guy doing the impounding wanted to sell it instead. After you kill everyone and take the shit for yourself she thanks you for the opportunity because ingratiating herself to a Rogue Trader is a step up in the scum world.
Your Navigator is a qt for a freaky mutant but she has her obligations to her house.
I wouldn't dream of sullying the bloodline by marrying a duplicitous xenotech hoarding prostitute.
>Fricking an Elder
Bestiality is depraved and I have no desire to even look at her, but she is useful as an exotic member of the retinue.
I would.marry Abelard's granddaughter though.
Why do secondaries think 40k is somehow a setting with zero romantic stuff going on?
Why wouldn‘t a super rich guy hook up with the cute navigator or bimbo space elf?
>secondaries
Are the ones that think romance is somehow integral to every setting. Adding it to a setting when it's clearly not the focus nor narratively necessary is the sign of low IQ and creative bankruptcy.
It's not adding it to the setting you smooth brained moron. Yeah on the front lines of war there's no room for it but you aren't fighting the eternal war in this you are a space capitalist swimming in a money pit in your spare time.
>I'm not adding it
>I'm just going on about it when it's unnecessary
>also mad about being subjected to the ridicule introduced by me
It's a meta value. Not every setting needs bullshit introduced because it tickles your perineum.
>because the setting focuses on a particular aspect that means that all the setting is
Low IQ understanding.
>Strong independent woman: The Game
>I didn't play the game: the post
>I did play the game: the post
Non-Rouge-Trader Waifus!
Buy 1, get 2 free!
Adeptus Maiwaifucus
>MILFy Christmas cake
>Cute without trying, passionate at her job
>Actual tech wizard, machinery runs better around her
>4 Mechadendrites, can customize them as she pleases
>Has vibration settings
>"If you turn me on, I don't think I have an 'off' button."
Waifu of Battle
>Hospitalar, loves to play 'doctor'
>Thighs of thiccness
>Never been in love before
>Nauseatingly optomistic
>Occasionally performs a minor miracle when you're not looking
>"Silly! Every glass is half full with the Emperor!"
Genestealer Waifu
>No hair anywhere
>Ganker and never has to work out
>Gives the best succ
>Leg locks during sex at all times
>Glass-half-empty worker dreg, requires love after long hours
>"Holovids, ice cream, and sex. We'll be romantic tomorrow."
Cultist Waifu
>Idle rich who can't ever pick just one cult
>Has magic when it's Tzeentch
>Can shapeshift when it's Slaanesh
>Is perpetually bubbly and happy when Nurgle
>Bulks up and becomes domineering when Khorne
>"They only need one sacrifice on every sixth day, probably, I think."
Craftworld Waifu
>Psychic powers
>Tsundere as fug
>Weighs half of what you'd expect
>Cooks the best food you have ever tasted
>Prefers cuddling to sex, lots of both
>"I traversed The Path of Spoons. You WILL be big spoon tonight."
Tau Earth caste Waifu
>Pleasantly plump
>Complete nerd, obsessed with tech and culture
>Adorkable at all times without trying
>Brings home the best toys
>Also has a collection of 'other' toys
>"I blew a fuse! Oh, it's dark. Very dark! Hold my hand, quick!"
Cryptek Waifu
>Cold and unfeeling scientist
>Being a test subject isn't so bad considering she's completed every science
>The longer she's away from the tombs the more she warms up physically and emotionally
>Ends up extremely affection-hungry, desires praise
>Can project a solid hologram of who or whatever you want
>"The laws of physics? I wave to them as I pass, thank you very much."
My faith in the Emperor is all I need.
BLAM all of them and then listen to synth organ with pasqal while we try to fix random cogitators
Eldar lady would genuinely be the best out of all of them, beyond any sort of metric. Eldar are ironically the most 'human' race in 40k.
>>"I traversed The Path of Spoons. You WILL be big spoon tonight."
Good luck with that. It'd take an exceptionally short Eldar and exceptionally tall human to pull that off.
That's not actually that hard in the galaxy.
>Lore dump
Humans in 40K aren't modern hominids.
They are the ancestors of specifically-bred human subspecies known as the "Men of Stone" that were sent to colonize the stars.
They're bigger, meaner, and sturdier than the modern human by a good margin. Add to that, they're more adaptable.
Catachan-jungle fighters, for example, have been stated to be over 7 feet tall in novels. That's not even named characters, either. Sergeant Harker is taller than an 8-foot Space Marine.
>t. IGetAllMyLoreFromYouTubers
this is only true of military type people though i thought. also space marines don't even have dicks
Space Marines have dicks. Their dicks are just spitting up corn syrup and they don't get hard because all their sexual instinct and urges have been stripped from their minds and replaced with stoicism.
There's even an exert from one novel about a female inquisitor or some such taking a shower with a Marine and making an off-color joke about how huge his wiener and balls are that he had to have explained to him later by a human
Anon, do you have any Drukhari waifus?
Cultist for me. Variety is the spice of life, just unfortunate that she will eventually probably turn into a chaos spawn.
Tau engineering nerd, but only if I use Imperium biological science to give her a long lifespan.
This but I get to be the guy that beats the blue freaks head in as you watch.
That's exactly the face I'd be making after ANNILATING 100 fragile little blue monsters.
How will romance work with the coop? Can I seduce my bro?
You fight to see which one can cuck the other faster
How will it e ven work storywise, in owlcat games your main character is always actually special, will one player have to cuck out and act as a glorified merc?
Can I skip the colorful and eccentric companions and just have like 3 or 4 nameless mooks in flak armor and lasguns back me up instead?
yes
>romance trannies thinking warhammer is a setting in which anyone cares about that shit
>All those cries for more gay options or an Argenta romance
Yes
Romance in inimical to the grimdark aesthetics of 40k.
Fun fact; Eldar poop colorless, odorless crystals. Their butts are immaculate.
Is this some kind of tradition/ritual posting or 40k tags REALLY afraid of sex and love that much?
It's a group of dedicated autists who think 40k is nothing except Marines shooting other, spikier Marines.
Secondaries think Krieg is the norm in 40k and seem unable to comprehend that a relatively normal life is still possible in the setting.
it's not even secondaries because plenty of 40k vidya and novels show that regular humans are just normal people not sexless incels. They're tertiaries and quaternaries who exclusively know 40k from lore channels and memes.
>no lelith gf
just kill me
No Sister of Battle why even bother?
did anyone else here buy the $300 statue?
It's going go flop. Owlcucks are scared of Larian and their BG3.
implying we didn't already buy that and enjoy it
nice try, shitposter
much as I like the eldar whats the chance we can actually stay together at the end? I feel like its the forbidden love that can never happen type
0% in real 40k
100% in owlcat‘s shitty dating sim version of 40k
0%.
Wrong Warhammer setting. Human/elf pairings are not uncommon in Fantasy, but in 40k those are unheard of. Any closer human/eldar relationships end very quickly and violently.
only rowboat can have an eldar GF
We pretending the half-eldar ultramarine never happened again?
Well, GW definately does.
They are very autistic about banning interspecies romances (and relationships) for some reason, because ONLY WAR I guess. It even spilled into Warhammer Fantasy where High Elves suddenly became Elder-level buttholes towards the Empire for no reason, despite elves and humans having very civil relationships beforehand.
Give necron gf
Necron gf would be really odd, because if they're the least crazy ones, they would want to reverse the biotransference. Theorethically if reversing biotransference was ever possible, it could work. I just don't see any other way for necron gf to be possible lore-wise.
nah there are plenty of necrons that either believe it impossible to reverse or have accepted it.
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I blame you for this.
Apparently, Belisarius Cawl has a female necro cryptek in statis that he unfreezes now and them for help with pylon tech
>Belisarius Cawl has a female necro
that fricking coomer
>Asaneth Ayu is one of the first female necrons we see in the books
>She's just a b***hy prisoner
Though, the threat to kill Cawl and rewind time, over and over, so she can kill him again and again, was pretty hardcore.
Egyptian space-wizard robots don't frick around.
Bratty robot.
Rape correction is needed
God I hate Cawl
Cawl is a writer's pet from someone who's really bad at writing.
Rangerfu for me.
There's no way a halfbreed would not be purged.
Owlcat let you frick a sentient salad and gave that relationship a happy ending so I doubt the eldar romance is gonna end on a tragic note.
GW is going to force the tragic ending on them.
Anon, you clearly don't know enough about how Eldar are written.
Fish will cuck you btw
Arranged marriage for navigatior bloodline and such
No, it is not negotiable
>40k
>xcom clones
>now d&d clones
Just make one good fricking game
no can do, when you try to make a 40k game you must sign a contract with GW that says that the resulting game can only be as good as the source material itself
They’re gonna be so pissed when I reject their advances and adopt a Forgefiend puppy instead
The way you say that makes it sound like you believe even for a second that someone isn't writing a mod for a Sister romance at this very moment.
Sure, like all the other modded romances in the Pathfinder games?
>He lacks critical information
I want to frick that wine aunt
as with bg3, i will romance the fish woman
People don't have romances in 40k, they have breeding camps, what is this bullshit?
>bull shit
If you prefer that go and find some scat sites
I would Jae if not for the fact she's a gangbang prostitute and probably likes Slannesh
Fish.
MAYBE elf. Big maybe.
Knowing owlcats they won't let you rp as a semi-schizophrenic psyker, so that's -10 points from the score there.
I am curious: in case that Yrliet will betray you (or in case that treachery will be unavoidable), will you be able to romance her ? And if yes, would you be able to "buck break" her while making some kind of toxic relationship? You could do that shit with Sosiel and he didn't do anything wrong. If Yr betray you, then want to go back, then buck break would be oddly satysfaing
Anyone who doesn't shoot Yrliet on sight is an idiot.
Any idiot who doesn't shoor Yrliet after the betrayal is genuinely moronic.
Read again what I write
Shooting the traitor is quick and not very satisfying solution
Yrliet pretty much buckbreaks herself after she betrays you. She's pretty much tricked into doing so anyway.
Maybe, but you could "twist the knife"
It actually does seem like they might be leaning into that. If you rescue her after her betrayal you can be all "frick off she's mine" and she just kind of accepts it with a nihilistic vibe
>Get betrayed by Yrliet and taken to Commoragh
>Realize you've now been given access to one of the most weapon-filled locations in the galaxy
>Not to mention the drugs and other tech you can get your hands on
>You're legally allowed and obligated to 'acquire' as much of it aa you can carry
>Come across Yrliet later and she's practically begging for forgiveness
>Get shit ton of DEldar tech and an Eldar servant who has nowhere left to go and is eternally indebted to you
I see only positives.
>See my waifu trying to get me killed is actually a good thing!
There's no wrong messages when profit and plunder are involved.
If you don't BLAM Yrliet after what she does then you're sending the wrong message, it's that simple
She said she's sorry, so it's okay.
it sends the wrong message
How difficult is it to add dialogue and script for owlcat games?
do they have dev tools available for it or do you have to reverse engineer everything from scratch?
Antiromance homosexual seething start to be boring
Dont like romances - don't start them. Easy
>Warhammer
>romance
You will have gay romance with Marzipan and you will love every second of that
"So sexy it hurt"
come on, you know that """""""""romace""""""""" is guaranteed to have a bad end. Cameliafgs think they have it bad, just wait for the fujos to start seething and malding after he tries to kill you as the culmination of the romance, resulting in his own death
>he tries to kill you as the culmination of the romance, resulting in his own death
Dorn 2
I choose Chaos.
Frankly, the navigator is the only good option since the sister isn't romanceable
A romantic relationship for a sister is literally interfering with her duties, since it creates a split loyalty between her faith and the romantic person.
It isn't so long as you are faithful and carry out the Emperor's will. Sisters don't actually have any sort of vow of chastity.
Let them dream
I was very hyped for this game but I just found out there's no beep boop character. Guess I'll just fricking play Mechanicus again, frick this gay Earth I'm fricking off to Mars to jerk off a technological dragon
Huh???
Pasqal is one of the first people you pick up.
ignore my post then, hyped again, love me some gentoo jesuits
Whoever is the hot masculine Chad option
there isn't one
The Space Wolf and the Sister both should have been romance options both for females only
So you want to turn SoB into fap material for lesbians?
>turn into
>romance
garbage
>turn-based combat
shit
Why did they have to ruin their Warhammer game and not one of the previous fantasy one?
>The sister of battle exclusively thinks about the Emperor
Then I exclusively think about not buying this game.
>he thinks he could ever compete with this
you never stood a chance, coomer
Owlcat's marketing team never stood a chance trying to sell me on such horrible romances.
>tranime depiction of the God emperor
Please curb the heresy.
did you say heresy?
Reminder OwlCat confirmed there won't be romance. Get fricked homosexuals.
reminder that they have confirmed the opposite. So yes, I WILL be getting fricked and I WILL enjoy it
Least moronic anti-romancegay
i just want to take a sister's virginity simple as
Eldar feet...
Will HeavyMetal ever learn to paint faces?
Yvraine's paintjob is good and portrays her as a beautiful woman by British standards
this feels so budget compared to pathfinder
How so?
NTA but the beta definitely had a lot less careers than Pathfinder had classes.
Are you stupid? No other rpg is going to have one gorillion classes like Pathfinder (most of them play mostly the same anyway)
Okay but the beta had 4 careers and 3 advanced careers, and 1 of the advanced careers was basically just the exact same as 1 of the starting careers so it's more like 6 total.
They just copy-pasted the Pathfinder rulebook PDF to their game. Rogue Trader has custom mechanics
I will romance the space elf and you can't stop me. Only because I'm curious as to how its handled. Otherwise I'd give either fish a go or do none at all.