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Any fun factions in it?
Tzeentch is repping Chaos for the 1st time since forever, question is how much effort they put into him
some people theorise that death will be represented by the ossiarchs, due to having a subfaction from Ghur
I expect either Nighthaunt because GW had them plastered on everything for 3 years or curse of the cursed city cursing us with Vyrkos focused SBGL
Vyrkos are the most shilled vampires but most boring.
"Oh, how about we make slavic vampires, but we also add some lycanthropy into them?"
I understand why they shill them, they want AoS to stand on their own two feet when it comes to lore and characters, but i don't give a frick.
Vyrkos's main issue is that all their heroes are named characters. I liked werepires ever since AQW did it, but their scope is limited to Radukar and friends
necrons but gay lore. c o o l
they are nothing like the necrons. you'd knew that if you actually knew what you are talking about
They look almost exactly the fricking same.
Black person, are you blind?
what are you talking about?
lmao, imagine thinking that looks anything like this
haha
Are you? Enjoy your awful cum swamp ORUOoOoKCS ®
Both resemble skeletal remains. Except necrons are thin like actual skeletons and ossiarcha have "bone flesh" since they're sculpted to imitate people.
>they are nothing like the necrons
then why do they look like necrons?
why do sigmarines look like spacemarines?
necron lore is gay already
Another bland faction based on an already existing established 40k race based purely on popularity. AoS will never be good because it was thought up solely by brainless suits wanting to brand everything as property of the company
Cope, look at this one from 2015:
https://icv2.com/articles/markets/view/32096/top-5-non-collectible-miniature-lines-spring-2015
Or this one from 2014:
https://icv2.com/articles/games/view/30000/top-5-non-collectible-miniature-lines-summer-2014
The last time Warhammer Fantasy appeared in the top 5 sales was in the summer 2013 report:
https://icv2.com/articles/games/view/27069/top-5-non-collectible-miniature-lines-summer-2013
Meanwhile AoS
https://icv2.com/articles/markets/view/41010/top-5-non-collectible-miniature-games-spring-2018
https://icv2.com/articles/markets/view/45370/top-5-non-collectible-miniature-games-fall-2019
https://icv2.com/articles/markets/view/47882/top-5-non-collectible-miniature-lines-fall-2020
once it reached the list back in 2018, AoS has been a constant presence among the top 5 in sales.
The entire setting is based off of GW wanting to trademark everything possible in the setting, I don’t care if you’re going to go in some weird troony autist meltdown to find random images you’re only convincing yourself.
>The last time Warhammer Fantasy appeared in the top 5 sales was in the summer 2013 report:
So even durring the 8th edition (which practically killed the game)
If there's one good thing about AoS, it's the undead faction minis.
Just ordered a box of these guys the other day. Don't play Underworlds, but man I got a real good itch to paint them.
There are actually a lot of cool models, looking through a local hobby store I was really surprised. Everyone shits on the sigmarines, and rightly so, but the rest really aren't that bad.
Agreed, and I'll add Cities of Sigmar into that.
Maybe it's an unfair comparison, but damn do I love the Warhammer Fantasy Empire aesthetic so much more. I want some organized, orderly troops and these guys don't give me that vibe. Feel more like mercenaries.
Chaos and undead look stunning, but the "good guys" of AoS are such a sore spot.
WE WUZ
poses are a little boring
more like shitties of nigmar
i miss the feel of mere mortals steadfast against everything feel
being soul forged angel marine things completely takes that away, they are trying so hard to make AOS feel like an uphill battle for the Black personcast but it's moronic
Smegmar is funny that way. The lore is the worst thing I’ve ever seen, but most of the new/newer ( last few years ) models dab all over the new 40k models.
>but most of the new/newer ( last few years ) models dab all over the new 40k models.
>posts copy of Aquaman
No sorry, I will still prefer Celestine, Charles Dance in Space and literal cuckold
No lol the entire setting was made just so games workshop could slap their copyright on everything as OCdonotsteel. It’s the most generic boring shit it’s unreal.
Krule boyz are kind of neat. But the neatest stuff is dlc bait; gunline sky dwarves, squiggalanche, everwinter mammoth charges, waifu bait bdsm sneks, teleporting steggodons, khornculus 101, handsome squidward and the bonezone.
>AoS Kino
aos is cringe
It would be way better if Stormcast just didn't fricking exist and it leaned in way more on the Sword and Sorcery aspect.
There are good ideas in AoS, but FakeMarines and the dogshit ass epic fantasy Warcraft/MOBA tier digital art ruins it.
S&S is a relic of the past. It's never coming back.
AOS designers themselves have said Age of Sigmar is supposed to be far more Sword and Sorcery than Warhammer Fantasy. You see it a bit in the art surrounding Nagash. (pic related) but honestly, AoS leans way more into Warcraft, MobA, Korean MMO epic fantasy imo.
>AoS leans way more into Warcraft
Warcraft ruined fantasy aesthetics.
Warcraft didn't do anything, it's just the new generation of literal homosexuals expressing itself.
Maybe you're one of those homosexuals right now?
No, I'm neither from the new generous or a homosexual.
My fantasy doesn't look like the what an uncultured toddler with a low IQ think knights and magic look like.
>ESLtard calls someone else low IQ and uncultured
Imagine being so low iq you can't even process sentences in your language which aren't extremely simplistic
The only one low IQ here, is you, ESLtard.
Keep struggling to read and understand your own language, moron.
At least you admit to being ESL.
Your reading comprehension is that of someone whose IQ is below 80.
Whatever help you cope, thirdie.
not him, but the fact that he at least speaks another language automatically makes him a higher iq than you, you fricking moron lmao
>Imagine being so low iq you can't even process sentences in your language which aren't extremely simplistic
not him but you said
>No, I'm neither from the new generous or a homosexual.
you meant to say 'generation' not 'generous'
>AoS leans way more into Warcraft
>AoS leans way more into Warcraft
>AoS leans way more into Warcraft
>AoS leans way more into Warcraft
>AoS leans way more into Warcraft
The irony and no wonder its so shit
that's not fricking sword and sorcery
it looks so fricking generic holy frick I hate AoS
generic implies it's atleast mediocre
this is pure hot trash
I mean it looks like every other shitty piece of fantasy media out there. I liked warhammer because it DIDNT look like that shit.
Like AOS art looks like this.
meanwhile, WHfantasy art looks like this. I know what I prefer.
blanche also drew for AoS
I always thought he was involved only in some early concept, but with his recent retirement announcment it turned out he was still designing stuff coming out in 2019
Real WHfantasy looks like this.
Blanche is a bad artist who produced mediocre art and anyone fanboying over it is a complete fricking moron.
i disagree
That's not Blanche's art and its subject automatically disqualifies it from being good. It is simply vulgar. Like some bad video game concept art for a mobile game or something.
Here's Kopinski effortlessly shitting on that artwork, using the same theme.
>and its subject automatically disqualifies it from being good
Hoes mad. Everybody loves Sandro the Skeletor
I don't doubt for a second that whatever's left of the segma community lap up those skellyborgs wearing purple armor.
It does not change a thing.
You're just molding because everybody loves Nagash while tombcucks are infemous for being the worst sellign model line GW made despite continous support up to the expected squatitng
>You're just molding
Projecting much?
>gets mad over a picture even featuring skelepope Nagash
>"you... you're pro- projecting!"
>NO U!
Not an argument
"projecting" is literally just "no u"
Nope if the fact of projecting was proven
man I love that era of warham art
hey goys, check out the Hive Tyrant- er I mean the Ossiax Lord Mortarian Tetrachus
Yeah frick off Blanche was awesome
Nah he's right. This is one of his only passable artwork, probably because it only required simple shapes.
There are space marines in Warhammer fantasy now?
Sigmarines- I mean Stormcast Eternals(tm), they are Sigmar's finest.
why, I don't see the problem besides the Black personcast
>why, I don't see the problem besides the Black personcast
Nice Lord Solar conversion
that's the issue
the Black personcast are AOS
they are the focus of everything, even the shitty card game on steam that i got memed into buying to "give AOS a shot bro"
atleast my great unclean one looks good
>age of shitmar
I post this image because I like Gelt not because I like AoS.
What does that pic have to do with AoS? Corpse-Gelt is an anvil so he wears all black
>female sigmarines
Back to r/sigmarxism trooncast homosexual
shut up Black person
SSSSHHHIIIIEEEEEETTTTT
No Skaven, no buy.
Even if they added Skaven best boy wouldn't be in the game so what's the point?
>cringe strategy game
Yikes. I want to BE the character. Not click spreadsheets for hours
>Age of Smegma
>tranime reaction pics
I bet you don't even have any minis.
nta.
Anime website.
Never going to waste money on GW's toys.
>he thinks the only way to get minis is to pay GW
ok secondary
Not the point, I'm never wasting money or time on minis.
Why are you so obsessed with transsexuals?
bkub is sacred, go back to wherever you came from
I thought the knight in the pic was dangling a stripe of bacon in front of his mount
cute skaven boys
>Age of Sugmar
Who's Karl Franz?
Sugmar dick
Funny cause you posted a model that isn't even AoS exclusive. Those however go only to 1 game
get help
Mald harder troon
Why does annon lurk through some random subreddit enught to find those posts?
>Why does annon lurk through some random subreddit enught to find those posts?
Who do you think made this thread?
>twitter bio is real
lmao. Last post was in 2019 so hopefully whoever was running this account joined the 40%.
>lmao. Last post was in 2019 so hopefully whoever was running this account joined the 40%.
Nope become official face of Age of Sigmar community
good lord
homosexuals ruin everything
troons get the rope. Azyr's golden gates dont open for their kind
That place has only 25k total users, how do you even know about somethign liek that existing? Unless you're one of the small group of people subbed...
marxist troons > frogBlack folk
I legitimately cannot think of anything more pathetic than digging through the internet to find some niche homosexual warhammer subreddit solely for the purpose of making yourself angry and then collecting screenshots of it to shit your diaper in Ganker threads with
>smegmarines
I will never partake in anything related to age of troonymar, ever.
Almost as if it’s a male dominated hobby intended for men who are male regardless of what they tell you, like most other male hobbies that they are interested in because they’re men
Where my bonebois at
I'm scared of painting non-metalic metal and they look best in that
NMM sucks, it only looks good in photos. The illusion breaks in person
ratbros ww@
Cool r@
>AoS
>Age of DING
???
Made me listen to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxcT7HImOcg again. What a Godlike OST.
>strong wyman garbage
lol, no thanks
moron. Fantasy was kino and filled with “ strong “ women of all races and creeds. c**t strong women, noble strong women, incestous degenerate strong women.
Smegmar is ass but it has nothing to do with the dike looking stormcast.
>Age of Smegmar
Frickoff shill
Ossiarch=Necron is the limitus test for being a midwit. They are a spin on tyranids that have human-like consciousness instead of bug swarm hivemind. It's still the same "collect your biomas to make more of me" cycle, but enforced through biurocracy instead of force. Their bone bodies get compared to insect exoskeleton from time to time and GW even stright up remade an old tyranid model for the ossiarch releas if you needed a bigger hint
lizardmen are tyranids because they are both dinosaurs that play melee and psychic phase 🙂
Age of Ligma exists solely to have female space muhreens without needing to change 40k.
>Age of Smegmar
No thanks
Who the frick is this for?
RTS fans, the studio has former relic devs in it
>Rts fan
>Talk about controller garbage for console
kek
I'm not playing a woman homie, no buy.
Can't wait to rail skaven bussy and take smelly skaven dick!!
>AoS
>Kino
Is age of sigmar supposed to look like bootleg warhammer?
It's discounted Warcraft (without good characters to carry lame worldbuilding)
>Warhammer Fantasy falling behind in sales while 40k is going up
>Decide to kill off Fantasy and reboot it to be more like 40k
>Total War Warhammer comes out and is a massive success
>All these people trying to get into Fantasy when it's dead
GW is moronic
Majority of wfb models are still sold, yet Stormcast are still the most owned AoS army
>Stormcast are still the most owned AoS army
No way. I’ve literally never seen anyone playing stormcast in my city. Maybe the starter kit sales are just that high? Kids buy them and then never end up playing with them?
>Age of Smegmar
No thanks, I'll keep playing Total Warhammer.
My only experience with WH is DoW 1/2 and TW:WH, but every time I look up AoS factions I have trouble discerning them compared to WH40K or WHFB factions and I'm not sure why.
>everyone discussing the setting
have you guys seen the gameplay? looks like a F2P mobile game
This happens to every warhammer thread. People start arguing about 40k and AoS
Video games?
Absolutely expect this mobile tier shit to have good gameplay. The very fact that they picked AoS already shows us it's going to be shit, like literally every other AoS game they've done.
it looks like dow2
Looks basic, UI is the average mobile rts/city builder game, forces are small so it looks like a skirmish game, which makes no sense as GW has two good tabletop skirmish games to pull ideas and concepts to make a videogame adaptation.
It's doodoo-shit
Aos and 40k are leaning into MCU territory, primarchs returning and all the big threats being deflated are the perfect setting for more primarch-wank, in a couple of years we'll have Russ returning so the loyalists avengers will have unga-bunga norse moron to accompany the roman leader and the knightly jack-of-all-trades
And you vill buy zem
You vill love marine mirror matches
And you'll be happy
Once I saw this image the Marvel trash that is AoS started to make sense.
I've never, ever understood why Mordheim wasn't brought back as the Skirmish Fantasy Game.
It's literally peak Warhammer.
too quality for contemporary GW
It's the best thing GW has ever done.
The video game is a lot of fun as well aside from Enemies often taking FOREVER to make their moves.
I love watching this guy's channel, even though I don't even own a board of XPS foam.
>turns your fantasy setting into 40k
its shit
>mfw every thread on Ganker, /vst, and even /tg/ about this game are shitting on Age of Smegmar.
>mfw even a quick google pulls up Redditards complaining about smegmar in their own threads about it
Smegmar lost.
It looks bad and plays bad its just poorly thought out because you have the best faction.
it killed a beloved universe in the most rushed moronic way possible. there will always be hard feelings and worse it really was a full greed attempt to make fantasy more like 40k which was more popular. endtimes did not need to happen
I think that people would have been less angry if the End Times wasn't so monumentally fricking moronic.
Seriously, reading some of the books and lore for it genuinely retroactively ruined fantasy for me for a long time after.
>you now remember skaven soling half of the old world in what feels like a day
>No Tomb Kings
>No Bretonnia
Whats the point?
actually having armies people like
People like Bretonnia though.
Not enought to spend money on them. Granted they were neglected. Tombs on the other hand couldn't sell even with fresh plastic stocked on shelfs
>Tombs on the other hand couldn't sell even with fresh plastic stocked on shelfs
Geee I winder why
>8th edition
Figures
I get it for tombs. Bunch of totally not Egyptian necro/skeletons is hardly that interesting. Bretonnia at least has that traditional Arthurian mythos behind it, which I personally find interesting.
>Bunch of totally not Egyptian necro/skeletons is hardly that interesting. Bretonnia at least has that traditional Arthurian mythos behind it, which I personally find interesting.
I mean you could say the same thing about Tomb Kings that has the traditional egyptian mythology in it.
The skeletors have some jap influences in them IMO
Tomb kings had by far some of the weakest books. 6th edition TK got shat on by 7th edition vampires. Seriously, why would anyone want to play TK when Vampires were just Undead+++++
8th edition TK were better, but became pretty outclassed by later 8th edition books.
I totally understand why they werent popular
>it's warhammer fantasy but we scooped out the soul and put big goofy warcraft aesthetic on everything and try our hardest to appeal to "modern audiences"
Into the trash you go
>age of sigmar
pass
is the only good aos original faction going to be in it?
no
Is that fresh Dragonflight fan-art?
This is the most offensive faction for me. I can at lease make peace with sigmarine's moronic giant ass pauldrons since Chaos Warriors predate them, but these dwarves literally look like they're straight out of Warcraft.
show me a single warcraft dwarf that looks like a kharadon
>show me a single warcraft dwarf that looks like a kharadon
looks nothing like a kharadon. concession accepted
thats fantasy lore
>Many legends are told of Sigmar's deeds during this period, such as when he felled Ymnog, Grandfather of Gargants, hunted down Great Nagendra, the shape-shifting Realm Serpent, and bested the Greenskin god of destruction Gorkamorka in feats of strength.
is this also fantasy lore
middenheim is a city in warhammer fantasy you utter moron
what does that have to do with the shitty fanfiction tier writing of both the end times (which is the "birth" of age of sigmar's world) and the second post which is straihgt up from age of sigmar's shitty books
Kar franz isn't mentioned even once in AoS lore you were just spoting some wfb shit
So what are you getting mad at here? That human god fought the greenskin god and it didn't end with le funny kick in the nutts like based stom of chaos lore?
that it sounds written by a moronic 9 year old
it's moronic writing
So you're just mad that he actually did somethign?
i'm mad cuz that tumblr fanfiction sounds better than this
this is moronic, this is what a child would write to hype up his favorite hero
it's "batman can beat spiderman AND superman" tier writing
So you are just mad that the main human god can win something. You should read the myth about Zeus fighing Typhon. I'm sure you'd pop a blood vessla going through it
i'm mad that the game is favoring one faction like a moronic child's fanfiction
it's moronic, all the gods somehow bow to them cuz he is LE SPECIAL and ALL the other races and their gods are simply members of HIS pantheon
compare to fantasy, where every race had their own gods and goals this feels moronic
Planty of race specific deities
>knif ears have Isha, desacrated corpse of Khaine, fake-Mathalan plus the incarnate guys from end times (Tyrin+teclis with hysh, Mal with Ulgu)
>dwarfs have Gross Domestic Product, Grimnir/Vulcatix and a few pople still like Grungi.
>humans have Siggy with his different interpretations + whatever local bullshit that got mostly coopted by chaos
>greenskins have G&M, Bad Moon and opportunists worship Kragnos
>giants have Behemat
>Nagash is everyoen's probelm to some extent
it doesn't matter what they have as htey are all inferior to sigmar and follow him (aside from nagash and maybe others i dont know of)
mogorka (yes that's his name) serves sigmar in his pantheon cuz sigmar is the king of gods cuz he is the main character! did you get that he is the main character yet? woah!
>and follow him
No they really don't. Aside from Grugni, sigmar is pretty much by himself.
The Twins are busy heeming Nagash and snorting crystals. Morathi is still morathi, and is actively opposing sigmar. Malekith is also constantly doing glowBlack person shit behind the scenes.
Alarielle has basically gone full poison ivy and barely tolerates meatbags.
>Alarielle has basically gone full poison ivy
>Derails half of the thread pretending AoS isn't capeshit
Yeah yeah marvel capeshit blah blah
Do you realise how fricking boring you are? Get new material.
Hey it's not me who brought DC into discussion.
>borring
Truth could be anything, but borring
He brought marvel into the discussion severla posts ahead.
And then you just admitted that AoS is capeshit.
Good job anon, thank you for helping proving the point
I'm not the same anon as the other dude you are fighting with
You still brought capeshit, and for that I was thanking you
Yeah yeah. You're still a boring gay with not a sing original thought in his skull.
GM doen't serv Sigmar. He respected him as a warrior and decided to let him build his fancy castlesfor the time being. A truce that has been long gone in lore and the main ironjawz character tires to restore, but on his own terms.
>You should read the myth about Zeus fighing Typhon
American moment, comparing capeshit to myths.
>thunder god fighting monsters isn't like thunder god fighting mosters because... it just isn't!
As I said american moment. Try to actually read some poems, sagas, tales etc.
May be you will understand the difference
Probably he is mad because he was forced to novelisation of Thor vs Hulk.
Not everyone enjoys capeshit as you, but I am glad you've could bake it Uther.
>looks nothing like a kharadon
it doesnt matter how hard you stomp your feet and scream your lungs out. this doesnt look anything like a kharadon
>Posts 40k art
>looks nothing like a kharadon
>Steampunk power looks nothing like steampunk power armor
Cope harder troony
How are
steampunks? They're just robots. And wher eis the sea theam that basically the whle faction has?
KO were literally desinged by Blanche himself, who got the victorian sky pirate idea while on holiday in Kent
>desinged by Blanche himself,
Yeah no shit he was working for GW.
Deosn't mean he makes every faction
It means he was doing whatever GW ossie him, before he was pushed to retire like Duncan
That looks nothing like the final result, not even Blanche can salvage a shitty setting
>That looks nothing like the final result
It's basically the same thing with the only difference being more face-like masks to make them look less evil
>its basically the same other than the worst thing about the entire line being added over his good designs
homie has a moustache gun that automatically makes him better than sigmarine shit
>duardin
someone thought that is a good name for dwarfs
overlords is for that one guy in the fiend group that wanted to play 40k but everyone else already decided on sigmar
its not a REAL army
What's the difference btween AoS and the old world
I know that AoS comes after end times but are there big lore or setting differences between the two?
>but are there big lore or setting differences between the two?
Short answer is yes
Old world is not! Eath, AoS is not!Norse Realms. Choas is a minor attacking force in old, and it owns most of the world and has to defend it in AoS
>not!Norse Realms
Nordic as Marvel movies
Ewwww what the frick is this. Looks like they took a page out of current year Marvel comics and decided to copy it.
>chaos
>minor attacking force
bro, chaos is THE big evil faction for the entire old world
And they sat around on the very frozen edges of it ocassionally invading only to get kicked back to Santa's workshop
completely different setting
forget the "mere mortals against the madness of chaos!" thing that made humans stick out in fantasy
those are all powerful angels blessed by sigmar who is somehow so powerful for god knows fricking why
also dwarvs are now duardin you homosexual
>sigmar who is somehow so powerful for god knows fricking why
He's literally a god and the magic tornado limiting him and daemons no longer exists
how is he this powerful of a god? what happened to elf i mean "aelve" gods? why the frick are humans so special in this setting?
where did faith steel and gunpowder fricking go, this is garbage and focused on one faction
it feels more like a badly written heroic epic than a universe with multiple factions
>how is he this powerful of a god? what happened to elf i mean "aelve" gods? why the frick are humans so special in this setting?
Because it's Warcraft-40k incest baby
What are you even talking about? what insane headcanon are you getting mad at. Do you just saw the name "age of sigmar' and made up the reast in your head?
the literal fricking wiki
>Sigmar stands as the greatest foe of Chaos in the Mortal Realms and the former leader of the deities who comprised the Pantheon of Order which once ruled over the Eight Realms in the Age of Myth.
https://ageofsigmar.fandom.com/wiki/Sigmar
So what are you gettign mad at? That he was pre-Choas return leader? he was the only one with any common groudn with others
the fact that it feels like it's written by "that kid"
that kid never loses, his faction is always the strongest
you autobot used a powerful missile attack?
na uh, my robot has an anti missile barrier
that kid grew up and he got a lead design job at games workshop
Except Sigmar got his ass handed to him by Archaon.
wasn't that a single fight before he posessed the body of karl franz or whatever the frick happened there?
That's a wfb thing with the weak Archaon.
i too have seen mandalore's warhammer videos. start actually learning about the hobby from the direct source, you fricking secondary
>about the hobby from the direct source
The frick are you talking moron?
Obviously anon is more interested into setting and aesthetic, are you suggesting him to start reading modern Black Library?
again, outing yourself as a secondary. the direkt source includes the army books.
regardless, black library is hit or miss. The vulture lord for example mogs most of fantasy writing.
the pantheon of order are the incarnates that where bound to the winds of magic. did you not read the end times?
like read this shit
>Sigmar stands as the greatest foe of Chaos in the Mortal Realms and the former leader of the deities who comprised the Pantheon of Order which once ruled over the Eight Realms in the Age of Myth.
humans are so special guis! our god leads other races gods :*~~
it is moronic and i want to smash it down to pieces
kek
Warhammer fantasy was comparatively grounded fantasy setting with Empire being basically HRE and most races having historical cultural analogies like Lizardmen being mesoamericans, Tomb Kings being ancient Egyptians and so on.
AoS is some kind of a multiverse shitfest where every race has their own dimension and you can tell that every single being exists so that Games Workshop can sell more plastic.
>AoS
Fantasy Space Marines
>Old World
IG cucks get to larp how Fantasy IG beat up Fantasy Chaos Space Marines
AoS the gods are active part of the war against chaos, as such shit like the stormcast eternals exist, there are cool factions, but similar to space marines the stormcasts are the focal point and posterboys of the setting.
Oddly enough whenever the narrative doesn't focus on them you get things like the new higher-elves and Nagash making an army of different flavor of undeads, by having the designers going deeper into the concepts of ghosts and bone constructs.
i don't really like the setting of age of sigmar
if i wanted space marines i'd go play a 40k game
it's cringe, and it feels like it was made by "that kid" who must make sure his faction is above everyone
>and then sigmar beat the gods of chaos in a 1v4 because he is righteous and strong 🙂
>The Stormcast Eternals, also sometimes called simply Stormcast, are superhuman, nigh-immortal warriors whose souls have been magically Reforged by the will of the God-King Sigmar. They now serve as the primary weapons of the Grand Alliance of Order in retaking the Mortal Realms from the forces of Chaos in the Age of Sigmar.
like how can someone read this and think this is a good fricking setting
it's moronic, it sounds like something i came up with as a lie in school
>Kino
It really is the fantasy marines that make me loath this setting just fricking hate it. I don't even know why I like most the other factions but god damn the storm homosexuals just make me cringe why?
more moronic AOS lore
>The last forces of Order teleport to Middenheim, to stop Archaon, Karl Franz manages to find the Hammer of Sigmar in Archaon's plunder, which allows the god Sigmar to fully manifest in Franz' body.
The remnants of Order manage to battle Archaon, but are unable to stop the destruction of the world. Franz/Sigmar is last seen wrestling with Archaon over the Hammer of Sigmar as the world ends.
The World ends, and everyone dies.
Sigmar floats through the void on the last fragment of a world... and meets a Space-Dragon and gives him a Necklace.
this is the setting, this is the "start" of AOS
frick that shit, they should have made the end times, the end of, "civilized times" and continued with skaven, chaos, orcs waging war on each other while permanently raiding the shit out of the last remnants of the old nations, but we can't get nice things
>Age of shitmar
>"Kino"
>AoS
>Kino
Pick one
>age of smegmar
more tumblr fanfiction tier writing
>He smote Feculox, most immense of the Great Unclean Ones, within of the City of Branches. Through the power of his immortal soul, the God-King fought off the magicks of the Lord of Change, Kiathanus. Luxcious the Keeper, a Keeper of Secrets, the first to call herself Ur-Slaanesh, the replacement for the missing Chaos God of excess, withered in the face of his unbreakable resolve.
Sigmarines sell better than anything from Fantasy ever did, deal with it gays
GW is circling the drain, and Bandai will buy up all the disgracefully bad tooling and melt them down.
GW literally is in its most stable financial situation ever
drowning is very stable from a certain perspective, yes
what schizo bullshit did you make up in your mind
Their main shareholders are Blackrock and Vanguard.
blackrock are shareholders in like, everything
take your schizo nonsense somewhere else
If the current political climate ever changes, and all the
>HR troons
>Diversity managers
>Safety & Trust consultants
get fired, there will be no one to buy Age of Shit.
>real time strategy
I fricking hate this shit. Why can't they st least let me control even one unit while giving commands.
secondaries btfo
>Smegmar
>Orruks tell stories of this time, trying to outdo each other with tales of their god's many scraps and his rivalry with the Hammer God. One such story tells of when Sigmar and Gorkamorka had an eating contest, grabbing up great fistfuls of the realms and stuffing them into their mouths.[1a]
Sigmar ate a fiery mountain, so Gorkamorka drank an ocean. Sigmar inhaled the sky, his throat flickering with lightning, but Gorkamorka bested him by devouring the vast Kingdom of Thrun, and its people live in his belly to this day.
Another tale recounts how the gods arm-wrestled over the Vargorth Shardplains, the mighty contests shattering their glass peaks and creating two great lakes.
A tale told in Ghur says Gorkamorka took up Sigmar's great warhammer Ghal Maraz and knocked him clear across all Eight Realms, and the gods laughed afterwards at the devastation it had wrought. Even now, Ironjawz respect Sigmar's strength and know that his boys are always good for a fight
>Gorkamorka bested him by devouring the vast Kingdom of Thrun, and its people live in his belly to this day.
Absolutely souless trash.
The only kino thing about AoS is Lauka Vai smut.
age of suckmar is the MtG of miniature games
maybe hasbro should buy those losers down in nottingham? they'd get along swimmingly
>read through faction descriptiona for AoS
>dwarfs either come in fiery slayer or what if we had Kirkbride level of autism in our setting flavor, both look goofy as shit
>Lizardmen now are just digimon aperently
>Skaven clan names somehow got boring, nothing interesting
>No Bretonia
>Dark Eldar but in water, Elves but they copied some manga, murder hobo elves 2.0
>Smegmar
>few undead factions with nothing interesting other than Nagash
>Chaos but boring
>Drycha... okay?
>few greenskins that now try to rip off the name Urukhai
is it really that boring?
nothing of that is accurate
what did he get wrong? do you think Orruks is not ripping off uruk hai?
>dwarfs being either slayers or kharadon when dispossed are a thing (and that is just the tabletop)
>lizardmen having normal lizardmen and the manifest memories of the slann
>skaven still being the same with the addition of a master clan
>the idoneth being dark eldar, when they are closer to exodites but dont really fit any previous GW elf mold
if you cant read on a high school level, then you shouldnt be shitting your bad takes in to the internet.
>bad takes in to the internet.
i wouldn't be criticising other peoples reading if i were you, with that said he got nothing wrong as your opinion is subjective on "what is" and what isn't
>>the idoneth being dark eldar, when they are closer to exodites
>Elves who emerges from the dark to capture slaves because they are practical vampires
the idoneth dont capture slaves, you sperg. they steal souls so their children dont die directly after birth.
>the idoneth dont capture slaves, you sperg. they steal souls
Just like dark eldar drinks souls and it's suffering to sustain themselves.
The rest is just design from Aquaman.
The idoneth novel has them be a mix between elf brettonia and dark eldar.
>The idoneth novel
Sorry I don't like capeshit novelisation. So not an argument. They are pointy ears raiders with similar units design (fast attack, groups of specialists).
I'm not that other dude and I'm not really disagreeing with you. They basically are dark eldar with some brettonia mixed in.
>I'm not that other dude and I'm not really disagreeing with you
Okay, I am still not lowering my standards to read Aquaman novel
Capeshit belongs to Ganker.
in what fricking world craft world eldar need souls of other races to survive?
dark eldar are at least similar that they feed on suffering of others
exodites =/= CWE
they dont need suffering to substain themself. they need the souls because their children are born most often without a soul of their own/ it degrades almost instantly
>they dont need suffering to substain themself.
And of course they painlessly extract souls from the captives.
>often without a soul of their own/ it degrades almost instantly
Basically like Dark Eldar.
they put their victims in to a permanent coma and only kill them if they need to. Dark Eldar souls are slowly sucked to slaanesh, they are born with full souls. the suffering is just a replacement for their own soul getting sucked away slowly over time. the deepkin just need to fill their bodies with enough souls once.
>Dark Eldar souls are slowly sucked to slaanesh,
Just like elves in AoS.
no, they dont, get better bait
>dwarfs
excuse me they are duardin now
soul =something made for passion first and foremost, money second
soulless= something made for money first and foremost, passion second
this is a well known rule of Ganker, and the fact that AoS was made in a DERECT response to lack of fantasy sales and the need to enforce a harsher copy right ... I herby declare, Age of sigmar, without a shadow of a doubt, Soulless
i only play 40k, aos kinda cringe
here's some kino art
Post Skinks
>what are shades and edge highlights
Not the best lighting, but here's my Blood Bowl team.
Very cool! I love playing BB2.
Same.
Shameful what those degenerates did with Blood Bowl 3.
I was so excited for it too. I now refuse to buy it even if it goes on special.
They're gonna have to pull one hell of an about-face if they want me to purchase.
The shit wrong with that game is beyond comical.
I intensely disliked AoS when it came out because it was shallow as frick and an obvious attempt to both ape 40k and salvage the fantasy subgenre from Fantasy's raped and mutilated corpse, sigmarines were an especially egregious example.
Lately though they are making some pretty decent changes in the lore, making the setting feel much more bleak and fricked up than it was in the beginning. Stormcast aren't perfect immortal angelmarines anymore and their constant reforging leaves them half insane and more and more inhuman every time they go through it. Archaon is still massively sucked off but their models have been excellent, I like the sky dwarfs and the sea elves.
youre like 5 years late with that take
>Stormcast aren't perfect immortal angelmarines anymore
They are. They cannot do wrong, unlike marines
But nice attempt
No they really aren't.
Be'lakor creating the magic storm means that any stormcast not equipped with special armour gets his soul ripped apart on death so a very large proportion of them are back to having one life.
The re-forging process is more fricked up and difficult now and the more one stormcast is reforged then the chance he goes insane or gets super depression or explodes increases. Their memories get fricky. Some have to be sacrificed to create magic lighthouses.
The most recent novels and rulebooks also have the "good" forces on the backfoot massively.
>No they really aren't
Where are heretics and renegades then?
They are basically pussiefied version of marines who cannot do anything wrong (or their playerbase will die from heart attacks).
>Where are heretics and renegades then?
I actually think thats an interesting side of them.
There are stormcast that were ex chaos warriors whose soul got purified by sigmar. So they are kind of anti-chaos and represent a threat that chaos usually poses where they can get backwards "corrupted" into sigmarines.
>Where are heretics and renegades then?
Due to how souls work in AoS it is possible that a sigmarine's soul can get corrupted or misused. Nagash killed one and made him into a general in his own army.
Vandus hammerhand got royally fricked by archaon messing with his soul when he died and now he's a babbling schizo who can barely fight.
now he is just baiting
stupid israelite
I just want Tomb Kang models.
>people read warham fantasy novels just fine
>AoS is a nono
curious
What good fanstasy novels are there really?
I only read the Gotrek books which were bad ass.
vampire books are nice
Gotrek(t) irked me a little
>ULRIC
>warpstone and chaos wastes is basically Chernobyl exclusion zone turned to 11
Gotrek books are good adventure novel affairs untill the ultradepressive end times one.
Frick the End Times
>What good fanstasy novels are there really?
Genevieve Dieudonné
Ambassdor dilogy
Malus Darkblade omnibus (except of last piece Deathblade).
First two are good since they aren't powerfantasy of miniatures, Malus is simply well done fantasy blockbuster
>Malus Darkblade omnibus (except of last piece Deathblade).
Oh yeah i forgot those. They were so great untill Malus dies like a complete chump in a fricking End Times book.
Genevieve Undead series is the best, particularly Drachenfels. Thanquol & Boneripper series is pretty good too. I also enjoyed Brunner the Bounty Hunter and Mathias Thullman trilogies, but both had the issue where they end with leaving major plot threads unsolved. From the standalone novels I'd recommand the Headtaker and Enemy Within.
Good WH fantasy games that aren't turn based rts shite.
Vermintife 1+3 and........
Chaosbane, RoR
You know you can completely and totally ignore the RTS aspect of total warhammer right?
Come again
he means auto resolving battles (on easy I guess)
>Game is not a Warcraft 3 clone to stick it to Blizz
Dropped.
>Age of Sugmar ballz
have a nice day
Dawn of War 4 when?
>warhammer fantasy have multiple to almost all of them besides a few like beastmemes having plenty of moments and spotlight
>gay 40k just makes it le epic empire but scifi be the main charaters and only there allowed to do anything
>tasteless morons worship 40k
>gw kills fantasy and attempts to turn it into 40k but fantasy with new poster childs space marines but fantasy tm
>get told over and over stromcraft Black folk are not a shameful attempt at making space marines
>literally every single time i see AoS its just stormcrafters, most of the time fighting chaos but sometimes orks
gay as frick and 40k has been a diaster to humanity
AoS was pretty bare on stormcast for a few years when they realised that they weren't so popular.
Where were you looking for nearly half the game's lifespan when it was undead vs (thing)?
undead are heckin based tho
zombieslayer is still the goat warhammer book
Zombieslayer was decent but kinda boring.
Beastslayer is where it's at.