Wario Thread

Talk about this majestic fat greedy bastard and his games.
>favorite Wario Land game?
>favorite Warioware?
>favorite Wario series character? (besides Wario of course, as he is the best)
>did you 100% the Land games and get all the treasure?
>what do you want to see next from Nintendo for Wario?
>excited for Pizza Tower and Antonblast?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rank your favorite Wario Games

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      4=3>2>Shake It>VB>1>the rest
      Haven't played Wario World though

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Haven't played Wario World though
        it's easily the worst, just a mediocre clusterfuck

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wario World is definitely janky as fuck, but I'd place it above 1
          Also, MoD deserves to be completely forgotten, I refuse to acknowledge its existence

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            When I was a kid I got MoD as a gift for my birthday. I had never played a Wario game before and was usually hooked on playing 64DS.
            After playing that I had the dumb kid preconception that all Wario games were bad.

            I only recently played the series from WL1-4 and really I've been missing out. Still need to play VB Wario and World though. It's fucking sad the series became designated tech demos and minigame hell, something flash games already had covered plenty well back then.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              MoD should have been aborted before release.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            1 has lots of sovl. In fact all the land titles were extremely inspired. Love Wario's dumb expressions in 1, his modern look is way to homogenized. He should either be a giant fat cheeky cockeyed lad like 1 or a stubby gross trollish bloke like in 4. 2 and 3 have great sprites too.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Honestly ALL the wario land games are good (aside from MoD, fuck that shit)
              My problem with 1 is that it's too similar to a mario game and the formula hadn't solidified yet, it probably didn't help that my first one was 2 and I went back to 1 after.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ganker needs to have a garden gnometuber or eceleb be the catalyst for any game discussion to happen
      Many such cases.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I loove 4's CD photo realistic wario

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Land and Ware could have co-existed
    >Nintendo instead allows Land to die by releasing mediocre Wario platformer games on the GCN, DS, and Wii
    fucking despise Nintendo and their incompetent decisions when it comes to anything not Mario or Zelda

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wario land 4, debut Wario Ware Inc, Wario World
    I 100%ed Wario land 4 and Wario World. Played a lot of 1 and completed Shake It.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh shit, a Ganker thread that isn't garbage!
    >favorite Wario Land game?
    Tied between 3 and 4
    >favorite Warioware?
    Tied between Touched and Gold
    >favorite Wario series character? (besides Wario of course, as he is the best)
    Jimmy T
    >did you 100% the Land games and get all the treasure?
    Got the castle ending in the first game, still have to finish the VB game, 100%ed 2 and 3 twice, 100%ed 4 once, still gotta finish Shake It.
    >what do you want to see next from Nintendo for Wario?
    Since 2D Mario is in a years long hiatus following SMM2, its time to bring Wario Land back for at least one more entry.
    >excited for Pizza Tower and Antonblast?
    The latter looks amazing, hope I live long enough to see the former get released.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hope I live long enough to see the former get released
      I'm pretty sure you'll live another 34 hours unless you have cancer or something.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, its finally getting released? When was this announced?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. He has admittedly cut back on the bloat though, we have to wait until later for additional characters. But it is releasing unless he delays it last minute.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like Master of Disguise. Why was it so hated? I guess there’s too much dialogue, but what else?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >touchscreen gimmicks, touchscreen gimmicks everywhere
      And the rest isn't good enough at all to make up for it. I'm not big on the minigame direction of Wario but prefer any of the microgame collections over MoD

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is 2 less liked than 3 or 4, I really liked it except for the bosses they fucking suck

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not unliked by any means, I really like 2. It's just a slightly worse game than 3 by a very very small margin. 3's implementation of backtracking is better than 2 and the minigames are also better (I fucking love critter-smacking golf, sue me.) I therefore have to place 3 above it. 4 is different, I can't really compare 4 directly against 1-3.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer 2 over 3 tbh
      I like 2's faster progression a bit more, and replaying the same level over and over but with slight changes isn't really my thing
      4 still the best though LOL

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wario Land game?
    4
    Warioware?
    Inc. or Touched
    Wario series character? (besides Wario of course, as he is the best)
    Orbulon
    >>did you 100% the Land games and get all the treasure?
    WL4 100% best ending and all CDs collected
    >>what do you want to see next from Nintendo for Wario?
    A game that features him as a protagonist. A WarioWare that doesn't suck shit lke the Switch bullshit they released.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Play Wario World JP

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what's different?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >JP
        Why?

        It's more refined with better final boss.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >JP
      Why?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3 > 4 > Shake > 1 > 2 > World

    Never played Disguise or VB. I can't believe Nintendo made a Wario game with 8 fucking levels. I was so disappointed with world.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WarioWare > Wario

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely not.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. Wario
      I bet you love sitting on your ass all day releasing shitty minigame collections instead of going on fun treasure seeking adventures you fat fuck

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NO! NO NO NO! NO WARIO! NO WARIO! MARIO! MORE MARIO! YOU WANTU MORE MARIO! KIRR WARIO! DIE WARIO! DIE DIE DIE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >favorite Wario Land game?
    Wario Land 3

    >favorite Warioware?
    Twisted

    >favorite Wario series character? (besides Wario of course, as he is the best)
    Wario Land's sadly not kown for it's characters.I've jerked to Syrup so that counts.

    >did you 100% the Land games and get all the treasure?
    Every game but ironically 3. Fuck those coins.

    >what do you want to see next from Nintendo for Wario?
    For Nintendo to stop their silly one series per characters not named Mario mandate.

    >excited for Pizza Tower and Antonblast?
    I have no fucking idea what Antonblast is. So no.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You might be more interested in Antonblast than Pizza Tower since it's more strictly Wario like than tower.
      >WL3 as favorite
      Excellent taste though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NO! NO NO NO! NO WARIO! NO WARIO! MARIO! MORE MARIO! YOU WANTU MORE MARIO! KIRR WARIO! DIE WARIO! DIE DIE DIE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

      Nintendo's most inspired series tended to be their spinoffs made by side devs using their IPs in more unique and soulful ways.
      >Wario Land
      >Paper Mario
      >Donkey Kong Country
      >Captain Toad
      A lot of Nintys main series are homogenized to death and by the numbers. I would say Zelda only just broke that pattern with BoTW but it's still a very "clean" and safe game in many ways. We'll never get a Wario Land or cool spinoff that breaks the marketable sanitized look ever again.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We just got Bowser's Fury anon, it's fantastic.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's still very stylistically clean and safe, it's fun and a treat in terms of gameplay but I feel it was very low risk considering that it's tacked onto a separate game.
          I miss the era where Nintendo took more risks and had smaller games with passionate devs like Wario had. Splatoon I would say was a risk but now they've churned out the same game 3 times over and it no longer feels fresh.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's the only good part of 3D World Deluxe, Bowsers Fury changes everything about the game, basically an official mod, may not be risky but it's truly experimental.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I quite like 3D World but I will admit it's by the numbers, but still solid. BF is really cool though.

              But it would have been much cooler if they used a different character and made it stylistically its own thing while making it just a smidge longer as a budget game. Captain Toad got the good treatment like that. And not just because this is a Wario thread but honestly throwing Wario and his moveset into a game like Bowser's Fury where instead you collect treasure would be excellent. BF already doesn't use power ups too well in my opinion so bring back Wario's ailments in 3D or the hats that work more as puzzle/traversal elements rather than extra hitpoints. The openness and little individual challenges screams Wario to me. Or bring back a different IP like Ice Climber or something, anything to escape the Mario mold for their platformers.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bowser's Fury is just Odyssey on a timer. That's not to say 3D Mario isn't experimental it's just that ironically it's the ONLY part of Mario and Modern Nintendo that's allowed to be (Unless you count that Splatoon Card game)

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not even close, Odyssey develops quite differently, movement is not a alog in BF, it has permanent Power Ups and no transformations, not a single one. And there's no timer in BF.

            I quite like 3D World but I will admit it's by the numbers, but still solid. BF is really cool though.

            But it would have been much cooler if they used a different character and made it stylistically its own thing while making it just a smidge longer as a budget game. Captain Toad got the good treatment like that. And not just because this is a Wario thread but honestly throwing Wario and his moveset into a game like Bowser's Fury where instead you collect treasure would be excellent. BF already doesn't use power ups too well in my opinion so bring back Wario's ailments in 3D or the hats that work more as puzzle/traversal elements rather than extra hitpoints. The openness and little individual challenges screams Wario to me. Or bring back a different IP like Ice Climber or something, anything to escape the Mario mold for their platformers.

            I hadn't seen Mario so stretched out of its comfort zone since Sunshine, you are right, it doesn't feature other characters and it's still a platformer, but having the main enemy changing the map, making it more difficult, while he is attacking you, is something we'd never get on a mainline Mario game.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Shokora.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New game when?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When Miyamoto kicks the bucket

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unless it’s WarioWare, never. Modern Nintendo would rather rehash NSMB than letting Wario be the star of the 2D games while Mario sticks to 3D. And since Get It Together came out already, better wait next console!

      That being said:
      >Fave Land
      Shake It
      >Fave Ware
      Gold, but I love GiT for the unique gimmick
      >Fave Wah Character
      Male: Jimmy T.
      Female: 5-Volt
      >100% the games?
      Just Shake It. Will probably emulate the rest if they aren’t added to NSO.
      >What Wario you want next from Nintendo?
      If they’re gonna keep giving us Wiimakes, I’d love to play Shake It again. Or maybe a Masters of Disguise remake/sequel with new controls, that game was underrated.
      >Hype for Pizza Tower/Anton Blast?
      No cause outside of having the Wario gameplay they don’t interest me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Have you played the other Land titles? I feel Shake It is definitely one of the weaker ones.
        Why are you not interested in Pizza Tower?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shake it is awful what the hell, preordered that shit, didn't even get a shirt for doing it, just the game, so disappointing.

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