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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that every single Xbox Tecmo game is enhanced and fully compatible with Series S/X, except for DoA Volleyball 1 and 2 is more than enough to confirm that it was, in fact, based.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pre-DOA5 time skip, Kasumi and Ayane were 17 and 16 respectively and some European ratings boards started noticing the ?? age thing.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Weren't DOAXBV and DOAX2 both rated between 12+ and 16+ by European rating boards?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          he meant the character bios

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I know that the bios are edited in non-Japanese version. Anon implied that that somehow alerted Europeans, while the games had lower age ratings there than in America.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It absolutely did alert them on 3DS, Sweden freaking out about it and banned the game, leading to them making Marie Rose, but I'm not sure if they ever confirmed that

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do they have licensed music? If so, that's why they're not on there. Same reason as Jet Set Radio Future.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Do they have licensed music?
        Nearly all of the DoA games have licensed music, including those that are backwards compatible. Most of them feature music by Aerosmith.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably but I can't enjoy a fanservice game unless there's at least one token flattie and Marie Rose didn't get added till much later.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't for the life of me understand the appeal. If I want to see attractive scantily clad women I'll just watch porn, not play a shitty beach volleyball video game. I get it had a purpose when internet porn wasn't nearly as much of a thing but why anyone would still care about it now is beyond me.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      A reward you work for is immensely more satisfying than a reward that comes effortlessly. Like a game's secret ending, for instance - sure, you could just look it up on YouTube, but it isn't going to have nearly the same effect as if you'd put in the blood, sweat and tears to unlock it. Same thing here with video game breasts. Unironically, the shitty FMV that I unlocked in BMX XXX of some early 2000s stripper getting her milkers out with Down by 311 playing in the background is more appealing than any internet pornography.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but this one doesn't even have tiddies. So it's just playing a bad game and getting nothing out of it. It's barely even hotter than the actual DoA games, and those are actually fun to play. So why play this instead of DoA

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Burning your own CD's and having your friends come over so you could burn their CD's to the Xbox HDD to listen to while just chilling in DOAX was peak comfy and you'd never understand. Also, the volleyball was pretty good, X2 is where the game played like shit.

          Also, there are tiddies, but you don't deserve to know how to see them. Hell, the same trick works in DOA 5 without any mods, too.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i remember this game is what got M rated games banned at my youth center. i also remember these games being pretty mediocre outside of the fanservice.

      i think nowadays it's more that the 3rd game was never brought over + like

      The fact that every single Xbox Tecmo game is enhanced and fully compatible with Series S/X, except for DoA Volleyball 1 and 2 is more than enough to confirm that it was, in fact, based.

      said about the first 2 game not being backwards compatible. created a desire of "wanting what you can't have".

      A reward you work for is immensely more satisfying than a reward that comes effortlessly. Like a game's secret ending, for instance - sure, you could just look it up on YouTube, but it isn't going to have nearly the same effect as if you'd put in the blood, sweat and tears to unlock it. Same thing here with video game breasts. Unironically, the shitty FMV that I unlocked in BMX XXX of some early 2000s stripper getting her milkers out with Down by 311 playing in the background is more appealing than any internet pornography.

      >A reward you work for is immensely more satisfying than a reward that comes effortlessly.
      i don't mind fanservice as much as the next person but in the case of coomer/wank material i'd rather spend that effort & energy on getting into a real girl's pants than a virtural one's.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He never played the dozens upon dozens of fun shitty flash games where you have to work for your porn

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I find how often I see posters on this site equate softcore, nudity, and even anodyne cheesecake to full-on porn concerning.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No it's an original IP dummy

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based on what? You need to complete your sentence.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bought for the breasts, played for the poker.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm more of a blackjack type of guy myself

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unfathomably based. Only problem is just how much of a grind it is, and how much you'll be mindlessly flailing about if you don't have a guide

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss when Tina was the poster girl

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was 13 when game came out and to all us young pre-teen/teens it was seen as some cool volleyball game that had girls with big breasts!!!! Ironically we weren't old enough to buy it and everyone who was old enough knew it was some cringe game for basement virgins

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is based on my preferences, for sure. Even got the java game on my old flip phone. It does cater to my specific taste in games which the majority does not share. Sadly as the series went on, there was less focus on the sports game and more on the gambling aspect.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Diffuse your light sources homosexual

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >friend of a friend brought over a modded Xbox
    >all the girls were nude
    Yep, I'm thinking based

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    someone i knew said i should "take one for the team" in order to buy this game. pretty much the opposite of how that phrase works. fricking dumb ass idiot

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    middle looks like amouranth with those comically hideous bolt-ons

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Extremely based, and ever since a kid I've been in love with Hitomi, especially with the old art style.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    post your favorite track from the game

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first one is the only one that's actually a pretty fun Volleyball game.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The second one was the best jetski game of that generation.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No form of coomerism is based

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you even do all day if looking at a pretty fictional girl in a bikini is too prurient for you?
      Do you just sit around playing crossword puzzles and reading The Brothers Karamazov?

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw actually enjoyed the licensed music for DoAX1 and 2
    >look forward to DoAX3's music for comfy and fun tracks
    >DoAX3 just uses stock island music
    >Jimmies get rustled so much that I make a spotify list to drown out the shitty stock music
    and that's my reason why I think X3 sucks so much.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They could port over DOAX and DOAX2 to Xbox if they wanted to, but being able to put a 16 year old girl in a bikini that's nothing more than a couple israeliteels glued to her body would rustle a few too many jimmies. You're stuck with Dead or Alive paradise on PPSSPP if you want a low effort way to play the older ones.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They could always pull a "Remake but it's a sequel!" where there's some time frickery that causes the first game to happen but with their current ages so it gets around rustling jimmies.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes, even better than its sequel.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes yes yes.

  23. 11 months ago
    Chud Anon

    I spilt so much seed to the Game Informer issues of this and Rumble Roses

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll never forget the first time I played this game. I had to take my controller apart to clean all the cum off the buttons

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