was it really that bad?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No; it's peak Remedy.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      swap the 2 max payne games and put everything else in the F catagory

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Id say add both Max Payne 1 and 2 on A category. Both are masterpieces but for different reasons
      1 has the better gameplay, a more crazy story and the actors are having fun and it shows.
      2 has still a good gameplay and I dont mind being OP with the new slow mo system, it has a more noir story and a great atmosphere

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no death rally
      Shit list.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      same vibes poster

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is Control actually good? I've heard clashing opinions.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s a SCP game except every SCP is just some kind of weird object. No fun unique monsters. And you fight one enemy type, generic soldiers that are conveniently possessed by something, in mediocre TPS combat. And it’s semi open world with side quests, skill trees, and crafting for some reason.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's worth playing if you like solid TPSs. It doesn't overstay its welcome, but I purposely avoided doing any side shit for the most part. Combat is acceptable though I did find one combination of skills and gun that worked really well and did that for almost the whole game.

        if you get it for cheap, it's worth it.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >if you get it for cheap, it's worth it.
          It's ten bucks at the moment.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's about half as long as it should be, it's full of padding.
        The first 15 hours are fun, the other 15 are a boring slog, especially if you play the DLC.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's a looter shooter so you can't play high difficulty or go to high level areas without being greeted by bulletsponges who rush you and you can't do shit because your weapons are shit so overall a shit game

          Don’t forget randomly generated mmo-style missions randomly popping up as you play
          What the frick were they thinking

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            yep I think it was one of those which made me quit the game

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's a looter shooter so you can't play high difficulty or go to high level areas without being greeted by bulletsponges who rush you and you can't do shit because your weapons are shit so overall a shit game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >MP2 above the first
      >no Death Rally
      Garbage tier list.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I beat this last week. Pretty fun game, and a solid followup, though I didn't like it as much as the original.

      I really liked the haunted house attraction levels, and the mascot suit escort just because of how silly it was. The sound design and atmosphere of the game is amazing. Loads of little touches around, like the old lady in Max's apartament building. Not a fan of no more Sam Lake, but I know there's a mod.

      Good soundtrack.

      Decent list, though I haven't played them all. I would lower American Nightmare down one.

      Max Payne 2 is better than 1 solely because the dream/flashback sequences in 2 don't require you to slowly walk on a wire-thin pathway for ages while a baby screams in your ear. MP1 doesn't just do it once either, but repeatedly. I've played through and beat MP1 once before, but the last time I got the urge to replay I quit on the 2nd dream sequence. MP2 on the other hand I've beaten on every difficulty and did it again with the Punisher mod that makes all weapons do more damage, including when in enemy hands. Even the final boss fight is better in MP2.

      This is a good point. MP1's nightmare's sucked honestly, worst part of that game.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Max Payne > Alan Wake > Control > Max Payne 2 > Quantum Break

      Here's hoping AW2 is kino, I'm excited.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's one of my top 10 favorite games.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, its great. Easier than the first game, but still great.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S PAYNE

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best Max Payne and it's not even close.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    too short, and that eacort mission is dumb

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Had the same dream again.
    It was a Gears of War demake for the original Xbox

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    favorite quote?

    >The past is a puzzle, like a broken mirror. As you piece it together, you cut yourself, your image keeps shifting. And you change with it. It could destroy you, drive you mad. It could set you free.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Love the game and the quote, but the delivery of it always bugged me slightly.

      ?feature=shared&t=319
      He says it with a slight stress on "change".
      >and you CHANGE with it
      which definitely isn't right. The image is changing and that's changing (You), so the stress should be
      >and YOU change with it

      An autistically tiny detail in a game with great overall voice direction though.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Download the Sam Lake face mod and it’s perfection.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's PAYNE, GET HIM

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Combat is fun but it’s the shortest game with the weakest story of the trilogy.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >weakest story
      You think so? I liked it more than the first one, but they're both really good.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're just a dumb idiot. It's cool, some people are just born like that.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I prefer the first game’s tone, it nailed a good balance between cheesiness and almost horror with stuff like Lupino and Max’s nightmares. 2’s story feels more like a stereotypical noir.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's definitely not as good as the first game but it's still pretty good.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everytime I replay Max Payne 2 I always make sure to stop and listen to the jannie singing 'Late Goodbye.' I hope Remedy keeps that in the remake.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Alan Wake II (finally coming out this October)
    >Control 2 (larger budget and more development time compared to the first game)
    >Project Condor (a four-player co-op spin-off to Control)
    >Max Payne 1 & 2 remakes (developed in-house at Remedy, with financial backing from Rockstar)
    >Vanguard (free to play PvE co-op shooter, in partnership with Tencent)

    Are you ready for the Remedy Renaissance?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Alan Wake 2
      Dead on arrival because of ESG pandering.
      >Control 2
      First game was boring was frick no idea what people see in it besides pretty graphics.
      >Project Condor
      Multiplayer slop.
      >Max Payne 1 & 2 remakes
      Might be good despite losing the soul of the originals.
      >Vanguard
      Multiplayer slop.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >soul

        The moment you use that memeword you out yourself as a redditor and invalidate everything you will ever say for the rest of your life.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Replace soul with charm or heart then. You know that the remakes will remove most of it just like every other remake does.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Soul is very real. I feel bad for people that unironically can't tell the difference.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The remakes are going to be mediocre.

      They are using their own engine, which doesn't have soul compared to the real Max Payne games. The gun feel in their tech demo... I mean in their "game" called Control is awful. Same with the crappy Alan Wake 2. You can look up at the recent gameplay vids of Alan Wake 2, and you'll see how it feels soulless. Even the background sound is non-existent, which kills the atmosphere. You can also look at IGN's "Alan Wake meets Alex Casey" vid on Youtube. It features a bit of Alan Wake walking in some big city dark alley with graffiti (à la Max Payne), which can give you a glimpse of what the remakes will look like. Spoiler : it will be crap and soulless. Just go watch the vid and you'll see what I mean. You can't even hear cars or police sirens in the background and their Northlight engine looks eerly similar to the gimmicky Unreal Engine effects no one likes.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >soul
        Uh oh you used a word I don’t like! Better disregard your entire post.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pic
      IT'S PAYNE, WHACK 'IM
      How does his face have such an iconic look?

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    MP2's story sucked because it turned Max into a simp

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. And no one ever said it was.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Max payne 1 - chad skinny cop with insane smile on his face
    Max payne 2 - hollywood actor with generic face simping all game and crying like pussy. Silent hill 2 version of Max

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Max Payne 1: So weak-willed that falling off an edge in his dream means he gives up and kills himself

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Max Payne 2 is the smoothest TPS ever made. Seriously, who hates it?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chads hating this because its rain simp love story

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    there's a new sad cop in town
    and he's sadder than max could ever be

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i didnt like that entire stages were dedicated to shooterless nightmare sequences.
    max payne only had those for chapter intros

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your memory is bad
      MP1 had multiple nightmare sequences. MP2 had one

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, dude. Think. There's at least a couple in 2.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    payne in da butt

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      payne to the max!

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I replayed 1 and 2 not long ago and 2 is much weaker
    They somehow ruined the gameplay with bullet time changes and the game is piss easy compared to 1
    Also i disliked the plot and atmosphere compared to 1 but that’s subjective

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, it was good.
    Anyone who has mp game ranking like
    >1>3>2
    or even mentions pax mayne 3 deserves a rope

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >or even mentions pax mayne 3 deserves a rope
      see you in the next life anon

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >need to mess around with differenmt executables to get Max Payne 2 running on Windows 10
    >runs just fine without any modifications on my Steam Deck. On Linux.
    Literally how?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because someone already created a bunch of hacks for it to work with Proton.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah nah, it also works with Wine without any game-specific hacks.

        >need to mess around with differenmt executables to get Max Payne 2 running on Windows 10
        >runs just fine without any modifications on my Steam Deck. On Linux.
        Literally how?

        Because the original games were made for Windows 98 systems and modern Windows runs them through compatibility layers just like Wine on Linux, and Wine just happens to be more compatible with these games than Microsoft's own solution.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      works on my machine

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You probably wanted to post a pic of 3, because 2 is flawless.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Max Payne 2 is better than 1 solely because the dream/flashback sequences in 2 don't require you to slowly walk on a wire-thin pathway for ages while a baby screams in your ear. MP1 doesn't just do it once either, but repeatedly. I've played through and beat MP1 once before, but the last time I got the urge to replay I quit on the 2nd dream sequence. MP2 on the other hand I've beaten on every difficulty and did it again with the Punisher mod that makes all weapons do more damage, including when in enemy hands. Even the final boss fight is better in MP2.

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >but sometimes you get lucky
    >"there are two survivors!"

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