Was Mafia 3 really that bad?

Was Mafia 3 really that bad?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      CARLOS

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not yet.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      YOU ARE SHITTING YOURSELF

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was pretty mediocre anon

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always think of that video of the mom yelling at her son to stop playing mafia 3 and got to the bathroom

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it made my man shit himself

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You talk like a gay brit nog. "My man" lol so youre gay and your man shits himself while playing mafia 3? Keep your man to yourself homosexual

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's tolerable if you install the mod to auto complete the shitty ubisoft teir base destruction, you'll also finish the game in 11 hours.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    euh meuh ueuh

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Mafia 1 and 2 are great because they are straight forward, narrative experiences, where Mafia 3 turns it into a generic ubisoft clone. I suspect it's because people (incorrectly) criticized Mafia 2 for the empty open world, which is a shame. Mafia 2, is in my opinion, one of the most ludokino, and certainly one of the most underrated games ever created, in large part because of the empty world. I think there is a great narrative in the premise of Mafia 3, but it never delivers, and the game is wholly to unfocused for one to really care in the first place.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mafia 2 is one of my biggest disappointments ever in gaming.
      I was really hyped for it and it was a big pile of shit.
      I had no interest in 3 after that shitshow.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's the thing about Mafia 2. Everyone who followed the development and expected Mafia 1 but more grand got so severely fricking burned. Then I see people who had no idea about the development and call it a masterpiece and have genuine nostalgia over it.
        Guess it's really good for them to not know just how gutted that game truly was.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    GO TO THE BATHROOM

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    THERE IS SHIT COMING OUT OF YOUR butthole I CAN SMELL YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    a frickin black mutt larping as cosa nostra

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    GO

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    even worse

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a shitshow.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could anyone give me some context behind the original video?
    Was it just an acted out thing for a joke on purpose, or was it some clip from a stream or something?
    Because the only other option is that the guy recorded this genuine conversation about shitting himself and decided to upload it for some reason which I sincirely doubt is the case.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's from a stream.
      I don't think the original channel is around anymore.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are there any more clips of said person?
        I mean, I feel like someone who openly shat themselves would do other bizarre things as well.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          nvm his channel is still around, he just deleted the stream

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks anon, I hope it proves to be an interesting rabbit hole.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Watch his Ninja Gaiden videos, he gets stuck every 5 minutes. Pure kino

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks for the tip anon, this is excellent viewing.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Start video, he's blabbing like a moron, cannot understand it
                >Starts a fight and tonmy amazement he is actively blocking
                >Loud hums and groans throughout
                He's already better than most people who play Nina Gaiden

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >is literally moronic
            >only plays open world AAA gaas garbage
            Lol checks out

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >skip through some of new videos
            >hes 33 years old
            what the FRICK

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I figured that just by the channel name. Usually if the number at the end of someones name is a double digit, it is their birth year

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The kid is genuinely mentally moronic. Severely so. He has other videos and he can barely speak. Really sad honestly.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WE WUZ ITALIANS N SHIEET

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=J8vzVAQE1AgY11AO

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i don't like your tone of voice

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nuh yeh wudeh heh

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You do the same 3 missions the entire game, yea it's bad

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same story as a mafia2: at the time of mafia2 release, everyone poured shit all over it (a lot of cut content, stupid story etc.), but years later it's being praised as the average bar of games has dramatically dropped. So wait until some youtuber makes a "mafia 3 is a great game and here's why" video.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF!

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    At the time absolutely. Compared to the garbage now, maybe not THAT bad.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now they're making Mafia 4 as we speak.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    GO!

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's that smell?

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOW

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nuh yet

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do you play as a mulignan

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The biggest problem with it was the fact it was so repetitive and lacked variety in the gameplay. They should've cut back massively to streamline it or introduced more mission variety. It's a chore to play after the first couple of hours.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda. Not enough content, the existing ones are repetitive and the game is quite broken and unoptimized. The immersion (map, radio stations), main missions and stealth were good. Story was decent. It could have been better with side activities, mini games, more kinds of side missions and racing including day1.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it really, really was.

    >game released in a broken state that even after multiple patches is still a broken mess
    >padded content that is real fricking boring and without the game could be finished in maybe 4 hours
    >story is stupid as frick with multiple endings, all bad btw, and you should have played as an actual mobster

    only good thing about it was the one government agent that helped you out.

    The first games remake is also made by the same studio and it still has some game breaking bugs, albeit not as much as mafia 3.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The first games remake is also made by the same studio and it still has some game breaking bugs
      And the same disregard for good presentation. Mafia 3 and Remake feel dirty and disgusting.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        mafia remake is pretty decent, at least is how i feel about it, i even almost got the plat on it if it wasn't for the moronic ass game breaking bug i mentioned that corrupted my save.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gameplay wise it's decent, I just don't like how Hangar 13 makes people, they look like human colored (not humanized) Shrek and sound like they're one second away from stabbing someone.
          Mafia 1 and 2 were going for the Godfather aesthetics with clean and good looking people doing terrible things. Ugly people doing ugly things isn't interesting in the slightest.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah i can kind of see what you mean.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    not yet

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    *squeersh*

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.It was horribly repetitive and just overall mediocre and forgettable.
    I was extremely suprised when the same developer actually made a good Mafia 1 Remake

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >made a good Mafia 1 Remake
      no they didn't
      lol
      worst demake ever made, the abject disregard for OG game's writing and characters was disgusting and the music is butchered beyond belief

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >demake
        Opinion discarded

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >demaketroony malding
          opinion vindicated

          >, the abject disregard for OG game's writing and characters
          Isn't it mostly the same? Only thing that bothered me was Paulie's voice actor sounding too whiny

          >Isn't it mostly the same?
          not even remotely, every character was changed for the worse, all the dialogue is moronic poorly acted garbage and the very core story of the game about friends and greed is turned into muh family
          > but nothing major.
          why are you lying homosexual? literally nobody that played the first game would ever say this because the differences are so startk and terrible

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >, the abject disregard for OG game's writing and characters
        Isn't it mostly the same? Only thing that bothered me was Paulie's voice actor sounding too whiny

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          There are some other things that irked me a bit, but nothing major. The guy you are replying to is being overly dramatic.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not the same anon but they made Paulie into a whiny fat b***h instead of a funny jackass he was in 1. And La Familia speech at the end disregarded the kino life lesson from the original. But it was mostly fine.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            everybody is fricking trash in demake
            Tommy goes from a reserved guy scared for his life thrust into a bad situation to a gung ho wienery butthole who wants to get in le rumpus of crime
            Sam is not a wispy homosexual, Paulie is an angry whiny homosexual, Sarah is a c**t that should've been violently beaten to death, Salieri has no presence or depth, Frank says random schizo shite instead of sound advice the list goes on

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Frank says random schizo shite
              Haha, oh yeah, something about dogfricking? That was peak Sweet Baby Inc. tier writing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >actually made a good Mafia 1 Remake
      They turned it into a cover shooter you fricking moron.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The shooting was the absolute worst aspect of the original

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          the shooting is the worst aspect of demake outside of writing, characters, story, game design, visuals, music and Chinese language localization

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They could've kept Mafia 3's shooting which was perfectly fine.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        not just that, it has worse popamole gameplay than Mafia 2
        how the frick did the manage to do that?

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >someone actually sampled it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you're shitting yourself
      >*autistic metal roar*

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      wish it was longer though

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    nope
    it's not a good game by any means, but it's just good enough for me to complete
    has it's moment, but it's not the open world mafia game everyone wanted
    a 6.5/7 out of 10

    >pic very related

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Speaking of Mafia I've always wanted to play the Mafia 1 Remake ever since if released but I've never gotten the chance to, I saw steam also has the original release but I've read from multiple reviews about them straight up removing music from the digital release

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I've always wanted to play the Mafia 1 Remake
      secondary shitter game
      play og
      https://www.nexusmods.com/mafia/mods/11

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's very telling how Demake schizos cant go without having an absolute shitfit spam-attack when people say they like a remake

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >demaketroony violently crying when real fans hate on a shitty demake
      It's very telling how schizos like this both hate the game/series demake is demaking, but also crave validation for the shitty demake being le good demake.
      Cry.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you can literally hear the shit being pushed out

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are kids so dangerously stupid and autistic at present?
    Is bad breeding/parenting at fault? Is shitting your pants, literally or metaphorically, the norm now?

    Is anyone else a bit disturbed by this level of low intelligence?
    You can’t see the kid speaking, but you can certainly hear him.

    %3D%3D

    “I just go along with whatever everyone else is saying, haha :)”

    Critical thinking is at an all time low.

    (sorry for the reddit spacing)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We need a massive fricking culling event, holy crap.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I 100% guarantee the kid is a stick thin dyed haired glasses wearing pimply faced gay nerd who plays gaymes with fellow gaymers / trannies

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    POOP IS COMING OUT OF YOUR FRICKEN butthole

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >His a playstation gamer
    PSisters, how do we ever recover from this?

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    NUH YE

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    nuhyeh whayyahell

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    no, they could have toned it down a bit with the Black person excellence shit but other than that it was a decent GTA clone. the combat system was very satisfying (especially popping headshots with the small pistol) and i liked the chemistry between lincoln and that glowBlack person.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The CIA dude that had a total of 10 minutes of screentime? He's the best part of that game but don't try to pretend he was prominent throughout.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        most of the characters were shit, but i liked some of the villains. Santangelo at least had a good introduction.

        >you want me to kill the Black person
        >i can kill the Black person, but it will cost you.

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