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>He takes Imperial smut as historical fact
LOL!
More reliable than Altmer "texts"
If it was imperial smut they wouldn't have censored it.
Value 5 > Value 3.
It's funny how le smart and civilized Imperials can get it so wrong sometimes. Take Alduin the World Eater for instance. There was a book by an Imperial scholar that basically wrote off the idea entirely. Even during the events of TES V when Alduin literally returns they still didn't believe it and showed zero concern. Meanwhile there's a book called "Alduin is Real" by a Nord who can barely string a sentence together and even he had a better understanding than the "educated" scholars.
Dunmer's founding queen was taking cat dick on a regular basis and commenting on how sharp the barbs were
My wife...
Who?
Are you fricking 12 years old, or did you just get access to the internet yesterday?
How's about you stop being an butthole and answer my fricking question.
Normal adults can't identify every fricking porno ever made. Consider doing something else with your life besides jerking off. Maybe play some video games.
>being able to identify one of the most famous porn stars in the world who stopped doing porn like a decade ago and now goes on podcasts and gets headlines because of angry israelite karens chimping out on her is equivalent to "identifying every single porn ever made"
another great false equivalency from the bright minds at Ganker
Okay coomer
Why the frick would you care about ANY of that shit? Do you follow the Kardashians too?
cause it was funny
>On Ganker Ganker in a thread about (topic)
Look in a mirror
Simping this hard for a porn stars visibly. Give your head a shake.
She was an example of the typical degenerate ruling class.
>Knowing the names of porn stars
>Watching cuckshit porn to begin with
>Listening to podcasts
>Reading the news
>Listening to normie roasties
You have to go back.
>Listening to podcasts and reading the news is....LE BAD!!!!!!
Yeah I guess it's more productive to save edits of King of the Hill characters wearing nazi clothing to my computer. you are so LE REDPILLED!!!!!
listening to podcasts IS bad
>The only podcasts that exist are the Joe Rogan Experience and ones where pornstars come to talk about dumb shit
yes yes you are so cool and contrarian, we're all clapping for you anon.
listening to podcast bad
shitposting on Ganker = good
love the redpill
>>The only podcasts that exist are the Joe Rogan Experience and ones where pornstars come to talk about dumb shit
This is true, though. If you're not counting fictional podcasts like The Magnus Archives, that is.
only if you're moronic. i like to listen to dave ramsey and some political podcasts like breaking points
Good god, man. Are you alright? I'm here if you want to talk about it.
NTA but don't you have something else to listen to? Like, you know, music?
I honestly would like you to tell me, without memes, shitty pics, and discord terms, how can you listen to someone talk 3+ hours about one thing, and then watch that guy again next day, and again, and again...
What do you even see / hear on podcasts that's interesting?
i don't watch it day in and day out. i usually listen when im at the gym, or when im on a run, or on a long drive. i figure it's more productive then listening to music which won't do anything for me.
What's wrong with Dave Ramsey?
Call me crazy, but music is what motivates me to do something. Not jazz or fricking pop music, but heavy. Ok, we're not the same. Obviously.
I didn't attack, I asked a question. Yes, I read books sometimes. A book tells a story. Podcast is when you put 6 people in the room that's 3x3 meters ''big'', they're all sitting at some tiny table but every single one of them has big ass mic, and they talk about...what? How was your day? Sexual and dating advices? Or you're watching political commentators who are explaining to you who is better candidate but they themselves never go out and vote?
I mean, I love music too, don't get me wrong. And I definitely do listen to it at the gym. But sometimes it's kind of nice to zone out, go through my reps, and listen to some financial advice or philosophy that'll actually be of some benefit to my brain besides a song I've listened to a thousand times already.
And I like that political podcast because one is a rightie and one is a leftie, so I like to watch them bicker, debate, or even agree with each other sometimes. I figure it's a better way to get news than watching some mainstream media bullshit or consuming partisan, hyper online discourse that is heavily biased towards one side or the other
obviously that's not my philsophy because here i am shitposting in this thread at work
>I MUST be "productive" always, at all times
>how can you listen to someone talk 3+ hours about one thing
you've never been to a lecture before?
do you read books?
I don't even listen to podcasts but this is a weird angle of attack.
Because you're interested in the topic the podcast guy is talking about? I don't listen to podcasts, but i am guilty of going through hundreds of hour-long "icebergs".
It's true
Podcasts are listened to more than movies/tv are watched or video games are played
And these podcasts are all very politically charged and completely utterly degenerate and this is what they're feeding to the masses
Not everyone has porn as a hobby.
>This Anon typed out this post boasting about his knowledge of internet prostitutes and doesn't see the issue. Even to the point he thinks making fun of another without such knowledge is fine.
Please get help.
>imagine being this smug over your ensyclopedic knowledge of pornstars
Yes. It's the only information worth having, you little queer.
I wouldn't be so smug about knowing porn actrices who fricked black men.
That's exactly how I expected someone with such title to look like.
>committing the classic blunder of admitting to recognizing a porn star
Zoomers SEETHING at this post lol. Board really is just pure underage newbies
>zoomer seething at not knowing something stupid (which a quick reverse image search could've told them anyway if they really wanted)
Yeah sure thing coomer.
Cope zoomie zoom zoomer. Anyone who was on the internet at least 10 years ago knows who she is. You were probably still in diapers
>she's well known in my degenerate circles of the internet so that means everyone should know her
Keep digging that hole Anon.
I'm gonna dig your hole with my dick, homosexual
>degenerate circle
oh you mean the entirety of the internet? You need to be 18 to post here, child
I've been in the Internet some 20 years and I don't recognize her nor do I care. Grow up, kid.
good for you
Get out from your degenerate circles more often.
I bet you feel smug when people don't understand
>shadman
posts. Even though that's nothing to be smug about. Sure people may know some of these things without indulging in them, but to feel like that's a flex is a sad reflection of what knowledge you value.
you realized you're in Ganker, right? being a normalgay is opposite of the norm here
I'm not a normalhomosexual but the fact you lot are THIS FRICKING OBSESSED over people knowing/not knowing the names of pornstars is pathetic. Especially on the VIDEO GAMES board. You talk about others being underage b& because you know deep inside it is you who needs to GROW UP.
cry about it, homo, I'm gonna reach CHIM and rewrite you as an even bigger gay that sucks more wiener than vivec
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Did you just type the whole word 'normalhomosexual' just to show us that you're a big boy?
newhomosexual detected
That dude's post really got under your skin huh?
(you)
Nice file name, bud. Don't spend too much time shitposting. You'll have to get up early for school tomorrow.
...did you reply to the correct post?
Man, trolling used to be a art, what happened?
Holy frick you really are underage. You still going through your pseudo-intellectual phase
this, b***h was the most well known porn actress for 5 years, there was a bunch of facebook memes with her, for frick's sake
Why are people so uppity about this? If you visited like any mainstream porn site from like 2010 to 2017 you would have seen her everywhere despite her small cataloge and she kept chasing clout after her "career" was over by trying to be a streamer.
This.
Could've been the biggest porn star of her entire generation if she played her cards well. She has two/three mediocre videos and she was more famous than pornstars with decades of experience
she was also posted on here a lot around the same times in memes and such. i think its just a bunch of LARPers acting like theyve never jerked off before
I didn't visit any homosexual mainstream porn sites at that time, I jerked off to fetish porn like a chad. Well I guess I did visit Pornhub in 2015 but I never saw her.
I have never seen a single video from her and even I know her name.
>fapping to porn site paywall samplers
>get obsessed with ff7
>find ff7 porn
>learn about hentai
>only care about hentai for 2 decades
I genuinely dont know any pornstars, whilst having also spent my life as a neet coomer.
>YOU DONT RECOGNIZE A CUM DUMPSTER?!?!
jfc
That's like not knowing who Boxxy is.
Jiz Khalifa
An overrated ex-pornstar. Mia Khalifa.
Hey, her only good video is good.
Which one? Literally every one I've seen sucked. I'm almost convinced people only liked her because she looked like a girl that should've been on a burka therefore it's wrong and monkey brain says wrong = hot.
I'm guessing anon meant that one where she competes with her "mom" for a guy and they're both blowing him under the table and shit. It was OK, but I only watched through it because mainstream oyakudon (and with decent looking girls) is hard to come by. I appreciate her for that at least.
I saw some radio interview thing and she seemed like an absoulute c**t.
She hates j&ws, that's enough
Who cares, they are all sandBlack folk.
I'm Arabic I can't understand why this ugly rude c**t is even popular, there are way hotter Arabic chicks in porn eg like in French ones.
Also her breasts are shit.
Where. Where the frick are they. They're all ugly.
Give the names
>Also her breasts are shit.
This is what I don't get. She has awful breasts, no ass and a roastie toastie pussy flaps. No appeal whatsoever.
>there are way hotter Arabic chicks in porn eg like in French ones.
care to post some?
also videogames are kinda bad at arabic representation nowadays. Even motherfricking prince of persia did it better back in the day
The average american women is boderline obese. The standards are really low anon.
>borderline
There's a fine line between sexy trashy and gross trashy that she managed to balance well on
post 20 (twenty) links
and also extremely stupid
Only makes her hotter...
She is straight up moronic. She thinks people are just going to overlook her porn career, the thing that actually made her famous, the foundation of her public persona, if she scolds people hard enough. Hopefully some day the dumb b***h just embraces it as a milestone for her career and stops trying to do the impossible task of hiding it and downplaying it.
Sasha Grey actually did it right, but then she doesn't seem to be your average double IQ moron. Just a prostitute.
Always funny when these prostitutes try to branch out and realize everybody liked them because of their breasts and ass, not their personality. Must be a hard pill to swallow.
Ruined by implants and covering herself in tats.
Many such cases.
You've never had sex
take her
CHRISTOPHEEEEERRRR!!!!!
This girl has always been mid at most and she does lame porn. She shouldn’t even be as barely famous as she is. Zero appeal when there’s tons of hotter bawds everywhere.
a literal shit sniffer
Hngh...
looks exactly like christopher moltesanti
lmao
every time I see her now I think of that interview she gave where she talks about the random guys girlfriend destroying her entire existence with a single sentence because she was too stuck up to take a quick selfie with him.
>The guy then came over and asked her for a photo, which she declined because she was having a conversation and eating a business lunch. She admitted that she gave the guy short shrift and told him no in a bit of a 'rude way' but added, "It was also very rude for him to come up while someone was actively in the middle of a conversation." His girlfriend then said, "I told you that wasn't her. There's not enough c*m on her face. Let's go, babe."
What a fricking wife.
>After that, Mia went to the bathroom and cried, "I went to the bathroom and cried, I didn't really know how to handle it, especially because it came from a woman and especially because I was there for business."
>"I told you that wasn't her. There's not enough c*m on her face. Let's go, babe."
wife material
Mogged
ouch
>I told you that wasn't her. There's not enough cum on her face
Hopefully she let him cum on her face as soon as they got home.
how do you respond without sounding mad?
There's just no way. It's a checkmate scenario
Her only recourse is to frick the girls man. It’s the only way she’ll ever get her pride back.
Frick the guy on spot to assert dominance, of course. There's absolutely no other way.
It's even more hilarious because when she's retelling this story, the dude from Smosh who was interviewing her looked like he was struggling not to laugh.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ty8MWJBwQ5c
MORE TIME!
Holy shit. Gigastacies are relentless.
>not ENOUGH cum on her face
>implying there was some
>rush to the bathroom to ‘cry’ and totally not to clean the cum remnants off your lips
Do giga Stacy prostitutes really?
Oh god I wish I had a fun woman like that in my life. Every b***h I know isn't funny when they tried to be mean
bullshit. no way a wife that based actually exists
Anon lottery winners exist
Women lie, so you can't trust them. But his post is not a fanfic, Mia did really says this.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ty8MWJBwQ5c
didn't some pornstar very publicly talk about her having the worst hygiene in porn and that her lady bits smelled disgusting?
She hit the wall
Not like many women avoid it.
Is she single or did someone say "I'll wife that prostitute!"?
she's at two divorce
No matter how often you try to warn men that you can't wife a prostitute, they still refuse to believe you until they've lived it themselves.
waifu
Yes!
She's so moronic and not even that hot
For me it's the video of her sucking some guys dick in the bathtub and then gleefully tells him his penis is perfect
>Constantly see good looking women who could be trophy wives to some rich Chad and never have to lift a finger ever again
>They almost always choose to be harlots
Explain this
women like sex and most rich Chads can't get it up
Same reason you don't get laid
There's more supply of fat neckbeards than demand by women
There's more supply of thots than demand by rich harem guys
Built for Imperial Redguard wiener
All Dunmer are prostitutes that loved fricking their slaves.
While I watch
I don't get why people liked her so much. I understand Sasha Grey, Alexis Texas, Jenna and shit like that but not her.
Actually attractive brown porn stars with good scenes aren't terribly common, and the glasses made her seem more attainable for lonely nerds
I think it's the Velma syndrome. Plain looking girl with glasses with nice breasts.
>Mia
>nice breasts
wut
There was a time when she had them, yes.
>leaves porn because muh sexism
>opens onlyfans
lul
she's only woman after all
Could've been as rich as Amouranth if she had a brain and keep doing OF content as well as an occasional porn video.
Shame she quit so soon
>reads books in video games
ISHYGDDT
worst implants in adult film industry history
The opposite is Dylan Ryder. Her implants are beautiful, and her natural breasts looked like hairless testicles with nipples growing on them. Total glow up. And unlike Mia, she doesn't hide her former career. Even self proclaiming to be a "Mean b***h".
>Dylan Ryder
what a woman
she was my go-to when i was a teenager
>that video of her and Sophie Dee in a bathtub full of milk
It is truly tragic, it looks like she had a double masectomy and then got reconstructive surgery.
It's bad but the shit they had in the 80s was scary
She just went for the retro look
ugly arabs
ugly horse face b***h with bolt ons, you'd have to be mentally ill to think she was ever worth watching.
There's enough porn prostitutes out there to where I can automatically filter ones who do not fit my criteria:
>no fake breasts
>no tattoos
>no noticeable plastic surgery (getting a broken nose fixed is fine)
Any porn prostitute who doesn't meet my standards is trashed.
>why are nose jobs ok
It's ok to hit porn prostitutes and sometimes their nose gets busted. It happens.
angela white has real breasts, not everyone is a doll
Imagine blue indian girls
It's fricking sad how this lackluster mid af b***h got all the fame when her co-star was 1000 times sexier and bawdtier. Also Mia lowkey looks like her pussy stinks bruh.
>enter thread excited to shitpost about TES
>it's just talking about porn
Blame the coomer who's getting triggered that not everyone cares about prostitutes and the names of as much as he does.
I only have fun TES discussions on /tg/
Friendly reminder that natural ginger pornstars are always the best
>huh I never read part 3 I wonder what it's about
>read it on uesp
>cheating interracial sex in public in a tavern
Thanks I really needed that memory.
Also mer can get pregnant with Khajit?
>Also mer can get pregnant with Khajit?
Yeah, and can give birth to a straight up house cat if the moon is in the wrong place.
only if the woman is khajit since the offspring's race is always the race of the mother in TESverse
Little Caprice is the best pornstar ever and you won't convince me otherwise. Her solo and lesbian videos are kino
looks uly and has no breasts
I'll stick to Angela White thanks
>generic bloated bimbo
you can keep her
for the gentleman out there, https://spankbang.com/4ynf3/video/
>generic bloated bimbo
I mean yeah, it's porn my dude
she ain't my waifu
masturbation just doesn't do it for me
For me it's the best. I guess we are just wired different.
>"I only jerk off to women in a respectful way, I'm a gentleman"
lmao
never said that, my tastes are just too patrician for you
>bloated
>real amazing breasts
>non bogged face
she's what the other prostitutes should aspire to be.
Caprice is boring af.
Same for Kyler Quinn. Very pretty and acts cute but can’t frick for the life of her.
her masturbation and lesbo content is great which is why I like her
Has there been a study done on the kids of porn stars?
Like, let's say that Heather Brooke(Harmon?)'s kid (or one of his friends) turns out to like deepthroat videos. Chances are he's gonna come across his mom's videos. That's gotta frick a person up.
this ugly moron made me finally realise that most people just like what they're told to like. an ugly brown b***h with disgusting bolt-ons and scarred up nipples gets popular purely because the big companies pushed her
in turn i learnt that most people just don't think about anything they do/say/believe. so that's good
she looks like a stupid b***h who is going to blame men for being in the porn industry and say some shit like she didnt know what she was getting into
In college I had a pajeeta girlfriend who looked remarkably like Mia Khalifa, huge natural breasts tho.
Her dad was rich, made her break up with me and go into an arranged marriage once she graduated.
She just doesn't do it for me, I look at her and see ElectroBOOM
Fellas how do we feel about Kagney Linn an heroing? Very sad tbh she had some great videos
toll payed
WHAT I never heard that
bruh
shame
she had a good butthole
https://files.catbox.moe/1ijwjj.jpg
Jesus frick it does look like a roastbeef sandwich, this is why i went 2D only in like 2003 and never looked back.
>Pierced vagoo
I can't ever get past that.
>shotgun in mouth
Her head probably exploded worse than that Facebook guy
Kek, she died like she lived. Sucked on some black pipe that blew a load on her mouth
Don't know her but that top is insane
I can guarantee my life is worse than hers and I've still found reasons to live. Minimal sympathies for these people.
I can almost guarantee you are not getting beaten to near death by a 70IQ Black person on a daily basis just because you stared at him for more than 5 seconds.
Why not kill him instead of yourself????
Let's say you're a moronic white girl who weights like 100 pounds soaking wet and is like 5'0 tall, go ahead and try to punch or stab your hypothetical Black person boyfriend to death, you will die painfully instead.
>b-b-but i have le gunerino!
If you're moronic enough to get into porn AND willingly date a Black person then you most likely don't own or even want a gun, hell the mere word probably makes your skin crawl because guns are le bad.
Knife his throat when he sleeps
oh word?
she was an abused and depressed heroin addict
her life was harder than yours
I started cumming bigger loads to her videos after the fact. I think there might be something wrong with me by this point but I don't know what to do or how to get better.
goon less tard
I can't, I even goon more often after her death. It just feels right.
well at least she’s still making gooners happy even after death
I would unironically marry Sasha Grey today. They could play her most degenerate nasty gag worthy videos at the wedding and I’d still kiss her with a smile on my face
>stops doing porn
>instantly fixes her boobs/nipples
do we even have pictures of her fixed boobs?
i have, they are starting to sag
post them
A real dunmer wouldn't even be upset over this. They legitimately think betrayal is a moral form of discourse. They think maphala is a good god.
i clicked on this thread because i wanted to jerk off to dunmer what the frick is all this 3dpd shit
For me it's violet myers and ella knox
>there are literal crusty semen stained milennials one bad day away from trooning out that know enough to have lengthy discussions about porn stars on Ganker
We need to go back to rigid monotheistic religion. Imagine how bad everyone in this thread besides me smells and looks.
You are new
You never had a pornstar discussion with the boys? Friendless homosexual
>people are degenerate
>therefore we need desertisraelite cult
Amen
Have a (You) in these trying times homosexual.
Porn has ruined a whole generation of men
I don't even like religion and I still agree with you.
Let's be honest, if she looked and acted exactly the same but had oriental features you incels would be all over her.
Didn't she turn into on of those I'm not doing porn cause the people are evil and eventually come sucking back to it?
she quit professional porn and later started an Onlyfans
and yes, the people who run professional porn are pretty notoriously scummy, exploitative, and evil
>and yes, the people who run professional porn are pretty notoriously scummy, exploitative, and evil
Whoa whoa whoa, cool it with the antisemitism, bro!
Race: Nord
Birth sign: The Warrior or The Lady
Specialization: Combat
Favorite Attributes: Endurance, Luck
Major skills: Medium Armor, Blunt Weapon, Mercantile, Block, Athletics
Minor skills: Security, Acrobatics, Enchanting, Marksman, Heavy Armor
Yep, it's time to bash some DUNGmer skulls.
Medium armor?
What mod?
vanilla with expansions
Bonemold set weighs less than steel and is enough to carry you through early game. Later it can be replaced with orcish. Objectively the best chestpiece in the game is ebony mail which is medium. Late game you will wear mix or medium and heavy armor anyway.
Who let tesg out of their containment board?
For me it's madison ivy
Look how perfect she was before she fell for the israeli tricks and feminism bait
Fat vs Good looking. Which is the bait?
Low T
Bailey Jay is the only name worth knowing
Hey did you guys know Kagney Linn Carter blew her head off with a shotgun
Porn actresses are funny beings.
Even if you ignore licking another man's butthole in front of the camera, sticking 3 pairs obballs in the mouth at the same time, double anal scenes, cumming on face and drinking piss, when they retire they play
>I'm a modern woman now
act, but in reality still do the exact same shit but this time with their fans. Which reminds me, did Lana Rhoades ever found out who is the father of her baby, since she slept with 1/3 of all NBA players.
they look way better, the old ones looked like abominations
WHAT IN THE BLOODY TARNATION ARE THOSE NIPPLE homie?
Mia gets mogged by Julianna in the same video that blew her up
True.
Absolutely fricking disgusting jesus christ Anon what the frick.
Good shit, nipples are big and sociable and the boobs are starting to have a good weighty sag and look like real breasts. Much better than when she was in porn. Now if only she could gain about 100 pounds.
There's so many hot ass middle eastern b***hes frick this mid ass cornball
This is fixed nipples? Also why did Lisa Ann's terrible boob job somehow work for her?
>One pepperoni nipple
>One dinner plate nipple
This is somebody's fetish, right?
this thread makes me real glad I switched to 2D and written erotica however many years ago
she's ugly, acquire taste
Why is she squinting her eyes at me
What did I do wrong to her
You're not whipping out your dick.
Anri is bogged to hell and back anon
No one can stop the call.
OK Chinese businessman
JAVs are inexplicably boring.
But they do have magnificent boob jobs
Yes but they are really hairy and I like that!!!
>thread autosaged
you homosexual zoomers really reported this thread huh
>off-topic thread gets a mild rebuke
IT'S LIKE LIVING IN NAZI GERMANY