The writing has to be this bad on purpose, right?
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WAS THIS GAME WRITTEN BY A 13 YEAR OLD?
The writing has to be this bad on purpose, right?
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What do you expect from all these people that failed at hollywood
>all these people that failed at hollywood
I doubt Japs wanted to become Hollywood writers. Square started as a visual novel studio though.
it's kino
he's just one of those xbots seething
it's like midway they gave up and hit the killgod/goku space fight button
Literally this. First half of the game was incredibly well written, then it suddenly remembers it's just a Final Fantasy game and tries very hard to go back to being dogshit again. This series fricking blows and JRPGs were a mistake.
Half? The game falls apart after Drake's Head which is like 20-25% into the game.
why are you upset? Aren't most final fantasy games stories pretty much written like a 13 year old would write?
It had so much going for it, but took a nosedive after Cid died.
Nah
Yes it did. Badly
Nope
you wish it was pedo
I still stand by the demo being the best part. It had so much potential and there was so many interesting ways it could got.
It was the best part. It had actual pacing that is basically immediately thrown out the window
>literally right after the flashback you betray your comrades, reunite with jill and torgal, AND meet a new important character Cid. It’s literally one fricking scene. Pretty shortly afterwards you learn Joshua is alive too. Even with the breakneck pace though it’s still pretty good but cid and benedikta die too early (or die at all should have just kept them)
I feel like they really did not expect people to not like Benedikta because Garuda always seems to get the treatment as being disposable (even in FFXIV) and it kinda is the one part I wish they coulda lengthened or changed completely. She woulda been such an interesting parallel to bearers of chasing power for her own means and taking any opportunity possible to Clive burning the foundation to the ground.
Its just weird. Even Kupka kinda feels underused because you don't get to really see the shit he does with the time skip. Its just implied.
I liked XVI but its definitely a game with missed opportunities.
>literally right after the flashback you betray your comrades,
This shit is so weird to me. Why did we just skip Clive's misery as a soldier for the empire? He never even brings up those comrades up again either.
It almost felt as if every idea they had was in the trailer and then everything reverted to the same FF-kill-god-nonsense it always does.
In that way it kinda reminds me of my demo-disk of FF8. It came with the Dollet mission in its entirety and it was portrayed as this somewhat realistic military fantasy game. There was a clear chain of command, you had orders as a soldier to guard an area (even though that was boring) and the enemies you fought were mostly other soldiers until you went rogue and stormed the communication tower. It was all so "down to earth", which was what the demo promised. The rest of the game, not so much.
I liked how probably less than a week after that sequence you’re made leader despite your team inadvertently causing the destruction of all of the other Gardens
If you think about it practically, you just deleted all other competition on the planet (as far as they know), so they probably promoted you because you literally nuked the competition.
>start playing
>game starts with npc screamng "frickfrickfrickfrick"
>turn the game off
That's not Final Fantasy. That's She-Hulk tier writing.
>optional section
>awkward translation that wouldn't exist these days
It's also funny so this doesn't disprove my point.
You're a fricking baby is what the post is about. There is no consistency in Final Fantasy. Strangers of Paradise is right over there telling you otherwise.
I'm glad you like She-Hulk tier writing, but I have standards. Standards which are common throughout the FF franchise before 16.
You're the one who supposedly actually watched she-hulk if you can use it as a descriptor. That says more about you than anyone else in this thread.
>Standards which are common throughout the FF franchise before 16
>shit translation that's not even close to what the japanese was
Post some Working Designs while you're at it
Zoom zoom!
Zoomers are the ones who think this is "good writing".
>you are weak hugo
>FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
made me laugh at least
Worst part is the characters don’t swear that much in the Japanese script.
There's a horrible juxtaposition between characters like Gav who speak like some 21st century pikey and guys like Dion, Barnabas, even Hugo pre-ungabunga. I understand the former is a commoner and the latter are nobility but if they were going to use antiquated english at least make it consistent
FF14 cultists were defending ff16 for that line while it was also in forspoken which they seethed over
The worst part of the game is the music. Generic orchestra shit with engrish choirs just does not sound good
The music is very forgettable outside of a few comfy songs i liked to hear in the hideout. At one point during one of the big boss fights, i started hearing WUBWUBWUB and it made me want to vomit a little
I'm so sick of Soken. How can anyone listen to something like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFGw1RI0Kts and hire him to do anything ever again? It's just a complete mess
This is not a serious post.
yes it is. Soken is a hack and every game he works on is worse for it.
It's a good song and you're seething that a guy made a better song lying in a hospital bed inundated with chemotherapy than anything you could ever make.
It's fricking garbage you fricking zoomer troon
>posts kino
>shits his pants about it
Sorry you have defective ears, anon
IN MONOCHROME MELODIES
OUR TEARS ARE PAINTED IN RED
FF14gays have never played a video game or heard music before, please understand that to them 14 is the first thing theyre ever seen or heard so they defend it like a cult
Soken is pure cancer
Actually he's in remission.
What an absolute shit take. I'm embarrassed sharing a forum with you plebians. One has to wonder what soundtracks were amiable to your tastes but it's only a fleeting muse. I'd recommend setting up an appointment with an otolaryngologist, posthaste.
>t.
Yeah the ending suggests it was all just a badly written power fantasy
No it doesnt moron it suggests that so much time has passed that the events of the game are believed to be a fairy tail and clive succeeded in ridding the world of magic and the blight. And that Joshua survived, or Clive did and took up his name to pen the story.
No it was a badly written fantasy written by people who were too moronic to advance past mud huts and don’t even bother to keep an active flame to draw from.
Its lightly open to interpretation if you skip all the side quests but if you do the side quests it's pretty clearly what I said in my previous post. Any attempt to argue it's something else demonstrates a fundamental lack of media literacy on your part. Please learn to read and process information.
A better attempt should have been made like making the characters and world less moronic. The only reasonable interpretation is that none of it actually happened even if the book it self goes on a tangent to explain that it did. It’s bad writing
It's not bad writing you have shit media literacy. The book is written by Joshua. Clive said he was ridding the world of magic and by doing that the blight goes too. It thrusts forward far into the future to show the world verdant and green, unbothered by the blight, and children needing to start a fire with flint because magic is no longer in the world, his deeds reduced to a story as so much time has passed, proving to Ultima that humanity would survive regardless through sheer will and determination.
Stop being moronic. I'm begging you.
The only part of the story up to interpretation is whether Clive survived and took up Joshuas name to pen the story, or whether Joshua lived and did it himself. Based on Jill's reaction to the wishing star and the rising sun, as well as a boat off in the left corner of the screen, it's possible to argue Clive lived, as she seemed almost relieved and the wishing star and the rising sun played important parts in their relationship.
Its objectively bad writing you stupid fricking troony
>Josoy Anderson parroter
waste of air
Never heard of him. I just have basic media literacy and can recognize awful when I see it
>claims to have basic media literacy
>fundamentally can't understand a basic "timeskip showing the journey of the hero served a purpose" ending
Peak delusion.
...
wtf is this anon talking about?
Beats me.
>Claims to have media literacy
>cannot follow a basic reply chain
Some kind of delusion caused by the need to make 70 hours wasted worthwhile
You're really making critics look bad. Please stop.
>timeskip
Timeskips are never a good idea in any form of media. No good story is ever told by having a reader/listener "just kinda forget about the next 10 years".
It's a fundamentally dumb idea and a cope for writers who don't know how to effectively use time to their advantage.
It has never been done well because it cannot be done well. Timeskips are fundamentally a crutch.
All games have minor timeskips. You're talking about larger timeskips. Timeskips are only an issue when they get long, and how long is acceptable depends entirely on the pacing of the plot.
For example when you buy something at any RPG store you usually pick what you want from a menu, confirm, and hear a little money-sound (or whatever) to confirm your purchase.
That's a timeskip, because you don't see your hero describe that he wants 13 potions and then see the vendor casually collect them, place them on the table, do the math, and the the hero counts his gold pieces before handing them over, opening his bag and storing them neatly inside.
It skips all this because it's boring and adds nothing.
Minor timeskips are okay, but longer ones are not.
How else are you supposed to demonstrate that his action at the end of the game was not pointless or in vain and to show it truly meant something? You'd b***h just as much if it just showed him dying on the beach with nothing after and we'd have endless arguments about whether what he chose to do really meant anything.
How about implying it, you dumb c**t?
In FF9, Zidane comes back to Garnet at the last moment and they hug. It is implied that they lived happily ever after. They don't need to timeskip 40 years to show me old-man-Zidane and post-wall-Garnet for me to understand that.
You're either dangerously low-IQ or the game you're arguing for is terribly written.
So your example is ff9, which literally has a timeskip at the end to show the aftermath of the conflict.
lol.
So dangerously low-IQ it is then. Glad XVI pandered to you guys.
Thanks for proving my point with your own example. I accept your concession.
>it was a 9troony all along
no wonder your shit's all moronic
He served no purpose because clive never existed and there's no proof he did
people are in mudhuts
>No it doesnt moron it suggests that so much time has passed that the events of the game are believed to be a fairy tail
That’s what you got out of it? I saw it was some autist writer named Joshua wrote some gay ass fantasy book in real life
>"F U C K"
11/10
americans clapping
It’s was written for the average Sony/PlayStation fan. Take that as you will.
The game simultaneously has a higher bar of entry than most modern games (in terms of writing) but is also utter dogshit at times, it's almost hilarious. Reminds me a bit of Legend of Dragoon with it's random strokes of genius and moronation.
>higher bar of entry than most modern games (in terms of writing)
This is probably the biggest non-compliment I've seen on this website in a while. Tetris is better written than XVI simply because it has fewer words to frick up.
>le all game story bad >:~~*((
you aren't original or cool and I don't think anyone cares
>Anon talking about writing is unable to read
maybe anon should learn how to craft a more coherent sentence
so an equally moronic point, gotcha.
I've never claimed all games are poorly written. I have claimed that XVI is poorly written, and that Tetris is written better because there's less to frick up.
That isn't what "non-compliment" means.
>Legend of Dragoon
LOD suffered from a poor translation, not poor writing.
LODs writing is surprisingly cohesive and competent if you can get past the awful translation.
MMO writers.
Worse, it was written by an adult Japanese man.
Final Fantasy XVI failed on every level as a videogame, and as a narrative.
>not a new ip
>barry schizophrenic screencap mishmash
Right on time.
I'm glad ff16 flopped and yoshitpiss is getting cooked every time he opens his mouth
Doesn't thus game only have a single Moogle? So you can cross out the s aswell lmao
FF1 didn't have any moogles, might as well agree that FF and anything after it has never been FF, even since its inception.
Never really played final fantasy but I would be more interested in the series if we got some semblance of turn based combat or deep RPG systems.
And instead of some over the top climactic zoom zoom story maybe like some kind of long humble journey with party members you meet along the way.
I hate FFXVI but what is this chaotic piece of shit screenshot?
GoT has ruined medieval settings in western media forever
>western media
FFXVI is a game made with western audience in mind first and foremost, just like any other modern SQE release. dont even pretend like this isnt the case
They actually made the western script a priority and even didn’t bother to do face cap for other languages
The script was written in Japanese, the priority was for the english voice cast and animations which you have to give them credit for, did an excellent job
>english voice cast and animations
Absolutely. Too bad the combat was dogshit, the RPG elements didn't exist, the plot was boring and the even the music was completely forgettable.
I mean I thought the ost had some banger tracks but it was my first FF game, is criticism of it coming from a context of prior entries being better?
No it's coming from him being a homosexual
Yes. A lot of the older games had themes you will hum to the day you die.
>not filled with mentally stunted modern Japslop magnets
Sign me the frick up
Got has ruined Western media. Period. Maybe one day people will realize RR Martin is a hack that has written himself into a corner and what that happened in Got s8 was the result of the seeds he had planted.
Nah frick off the books are good stories. Don't blame fat man for the failure of Yoshit-Piss and his gang of dumb fricks.
Hes partially right, the fat homosexual doesnt know how to continue the books. Maybe he has an idea how it should end, but no clue how to get there because hes written himself into a corner
>"did we remove the rpg elements though? ;)"
Koji Fatso is a terrible translator
It's written by the Japanese
Hi Joseph. Matthewmatosis will always be a far better video game analyst than you will ever hope to be.
The town made you stupid, and the crystals made you even more stupid. Have a great day!
One of my favorite parts of the game is that I can determine someone's approximate IQ just by asking them about the ending.
what question do you ask?
Story is the worst aspect of the game sadly, why did XIV fans lie and say Yoshi P was a good storyteller?
He didn’t write for the game burn he did something even worse. He gave the script to mmo writers so the story is full of pacing issues and mmo-tier fetch quests and no one realized that this was a problem.
Maehiro has written more non-MMOs than he's written MMOs
And for some reason XVI has all the trappings of XIVs writing but somehow even worse
Wow that's crazy it's almost like it's the same director
They have no standards and have Stockholm syndrome from having 500+ hours in ARR
it's not as bad when you play it in anything other than English
still a shit game though
But hollow walls of text/dialogues are peak writing.
Most japs never grow up mentally past 12 years old. So yeah.
pretty sure it was written by deadly package of asian childless woman video game writer, which means:
>asian
>unable to be creative in any shape or form
>childless woman
>brain and life experience of 13 year old boy
>video game writer
>unhirable lumpenprole
is this your attempt to smear ishikawa who didn't work on the game in any capacity whatsoever?
Main issue is the pacing, as it was dogshit. The momentum the story has, is broken frequently due to meeting with alliants and having to do fetch quests for them. Plus, several moments that require more buildup or spacing to create tension are messed up. For example:
>Jill getting abducted twice and rescued pretty much immediately making the kidnapping worthless
>Barney's first duel but then defeating him an hour or two later, at least setting the first duel when Kanver was being attacked would've made the buildup to his defeat a bit better
>The sidequest chain with Theo and his sister ending with him dead but you barely have any time of meeting him as he is one of the last alliants you meet around 2/3rds of the story
I feel that the game needed a revision or two more, especially to deliver events and integrate alliants sidequests better
I'm firmly in the camp that Jill was added late in development, or that she wasn't supposed to be a party member from the get go. Her complete lack of presence in the early part of the game is absolutely baffling.
what a moronic camp to be in
>moronic
Just like how Jill looks as she stares blankly in the background for 90% of the games dialogue
kek
>the horrible FFXIV water reflection in the background
>the dead and weird face
wow anon le ebin own, now try substantiating your moronic claim
Substantiate what? Literally just look at her
No anon, if you remember she actually suffers similar issues that Lunafreya had, although to a lesser extent. She was clearly supposed to have a bigger role, but a lot it got written out due to development constraints and poor management. I don't know why SE aims so high every time, only to forget the fact that making new engines is something that they are consistently terrible at. I'm certain that if CBU3 made this game in UE4 and they hired people who knew how to use it, it would have turned out MUCH better.
I'm not sure how that would've fixed the dogshit writing though.
I just don't get how a game in development for this long can be like "whoops, we bit off more than we could chew" when it comes to writing for what should be the 2nd most important person in the game. One of the 8 strongest people alive, the love interest of the main character, a "party member" for most of it, and someone who suffered awful enslavement for 13 years, and the only time she's given a reasonable amount of stage time is the assault on Drake's Breath. She just fricking stands there like some awkward autist in SO many fricking cutscenes.
Sort of the reason I have a lot of hope for rebirth. All the fundamentals were established in remake and they were satisfying despite very clear and fixable flaws. Now all thats left is refinement....right?
XVI was made on a modified XIV engine lmao. The devs are just MMO devs, thus the MMO quality of everything.
Give CBU3 a billion dollars and a hundred years to make a game, it will still be the same MMO quality.
Damn ff14 really crushed you, tendie
Nintendo sucks
Why are you shilling ff14 garbage?
>I'm certain that if CBU3 made this game in UE4 and they hired people who knew how to use it, it would have turned out MUCH better.
have a nice day
Engine doesn't determine writing
And cbu3 used UE4 for ff16s prototype phase for 2 years but they said ue4 caused too much problems before switching to a modified ff14 engine that became its own engine only used for ff16
She never even talks to torgal once outside of the prologue flashback
felt very weird that she wasn't present when you learn he's essentially her personal protector and pairing of Shiva, neither does she ever acknowledge it
Which itself barely makes sense since torgal was only with clive and jill for a few months, phoenix gate happened, cid then had him for 13 years
so why is torgal drawing from shiva and not ramuh
shit makes no sense
>didn't play the game
So you have no answer because the game is full of plot holes? cope xvigay
>its another episode of the two resident XVIgays fighting eachother over which headcanon better fits the game's non-ending.
This is why the it was all a dream non-ending is superior. It makes the most logical sense while causing the die-hards to seethe
Convince me to replace my potato squady with a cat.
I'll convince you to have a nice day instead
It's not working. My potato love is growing stronger.
Although I just noticed that this is a XVI thread, not a XIV thread, and now I legitimately do feel bad. Frick.
The mission where you're an errand boy for
Mid is probably one of Final Fantasies lowest points ever.
I cant take any of the yoshi-P cultists seriously
Anyone who ever defended 14s writing was hyping this shit up and this has the worst writing in FF ever
It's so frick bad
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What the frick is Ben Starr's delivery on this scream holy shit
It's called kino. personal fav scream was barney tho
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>Ganker still seething almost two months later
That's the sign of a good game right there
Yeah bro forspoken is better than ff16
it even outsold ff16 in the uk these last 2 weeks
The game should've ended after Bahamut fight and the rest of Ultima story should've been moved to 16-2 or something like that so the game after that point is not just "all the previous locations but they're more brown and sad"
I would have loved if the clouded sky actually made it dark and overcast.
Why they thought a purple filter was the right way to go, I have no fricking clue.
Yoshitpiss cultists utterly mindbroken
or maybe making 1000 threads about how much you hate video game makes you look sad and pathetic. don't need to be some Japanese boomer cultist to see that.
>t. butthurt Yoshit-piss sissy whining because everyone is laughing at banal shartasy piss stain
Stop coping because ff16 flopped
This isn't your discord hugbox yoshitpiss cultist
>1 minute apart
LEAVE MY FRIEND YOSHI P ALONE!
Only one good thing came out of FFXVI
ugh, blacks
>clive never existed and is just a fairy tale
>noctis did and is post humously remembered by all humanity as the savior and king noctis lucis caelum rex CXIV
OH NO NO NO
I started to see it coming with the end of Beendicked and her death. It was like they had an actual writer establish the base world, Yoshi P say who died in what order, and then a bunch of interns wrote the rest of the story. Each intern getting a different section of course with no communication since there was zero interesting international conflict or politics.
The way they hyped up how cunning Kupka would be only to make his "traps" completely dumb and his motives childish. The republic overall was run by idiots which makes no sense. It felt like they couldn't remotely figure out how to write the empire so they just decided not to and in the end said ultima did everything. The iron kingdom was a literal side quest with worse investment than most of the better sidequests - also Jill, the main fricking heroine, got zero character conflict/development from it and it just killed any agency she had for the story aside from solidifying her as Clives lapdog. Even the Lostwing quest which was pretty good for the baseline of the game, didn't even address that Clive literally just had a revenge arc. Yet when guy says he's going to get revenge or when he says he has nothing left to live for after the matter, Clive just says "welp I sure don't have any words that could change his mind." Really? Mr. 13 years of bloodshed for revenge and now flagbearer of a free world doesn't have anything to say to him?
I still liked the game though, FF isn't a story game for me I just want the spectacle. I'm just mad I actually thought it would be a good story based on the first 10 hrs or so
Oh yeah and I will never buy for a second that they ran out of time for Walood and his place. That shit was cut content. We were supposed to do stuff there, infiltrate the kingdom maybe even meet some new characters within it and learn about it. Then the flood comes and we see all the people we met turn into zombies.
Behold, the ass shattered, mind raped abbo obsessed with a random asian video game dev.
holy shit new lore, is that about Tabata's new cripple (NFT) """game"""?
Behold the butt blasted, mindbroken, troon loving brazillian xvi cultist obsessed with a made up boogeyman
brutal
Poor guy probably has nightmares about Barry
You gonna post DMons, or not?
Why does the shadow of one insane man still haunt these boards 8 years later and then some?
Xir has been banned from most forums, the only places left is through twatter (attention diminishing at a rapid rate), anonymous image boards and random single comments on twitch and shittube where xirs schizophrenia is left unchallenged.
So xv is a success because noctis succeeded in defeating ardyn therefore in your analogy xv did have everything to show for it after 10 years
Meanwhile kh3, 7r, 16
all major disappointment
>FF7:Rebirth
>FF7:P.3
>KHIV
>FFXVII
>No XV-2
>No Type-1
>No Mop the Floorspoken 2
>No Tabata
Even 5ch is saying tabata is better than yoshitpiss
Tabata never wanted ff15 sequels
He said he didn't even want to do type1 or anymore ff
CBU2s luminous team is doing ff17
>5ch says luminous is dead
it's over...
Nathan you're one to talk when you're got banned from every site for shilling 7R
honestly i'm still baffled that he made this edit to try to counter my FFXV edit
i carefully tried to keep the original image intact and edited it to fit the logo on alongside the Bazztek name, but this edit just took a bad screenshot and Paint.net'd text right on top
it's so bad
Nathan why are you coping because 7R and FF16 combined sold worse than XV?
You were btfo neithof
>now there's a Nathan
How did a dead studio mindbreak one 5'1" poolet so hard?
Ah yes, the glorious emperor which we see only as a corrupted demon in a boss fight, instead of the cunning, intelligent man he was in the movie.
God FFXV was pure cancer and XVI is AIDS.
XV is ludo kino and XVI is trash
>t. mapding turkish german greek mutt
No wonder ff16 flopped
I don't care I'm waiting for the doujinshi where Terrence destroys Dion's yaoi hole.
for me it's FF13
Definitely the best modern FF. Incredible artwork.
Now, if only we could find a suitable spine for your "goddess"
If I knew how bad the franchise would become I wouldn't have been so harsh on this one
FRICK, take me back to good times bros...
Claire's game...home...
The most ambitious Final Fantasy. She will return: her remake will fix all the problems of the original and become the best game ever made.
It's nips best attempt at "mature" writing lmao Please understand
>Xirkek at it again
>SBK91 aka NeithOf aka Nathan still malding because he got BTFO
>skippable cutscene
>same as unskipable cuck cutscene in 7r and 16
So you're moronic
The HP bar and hud literally isnt on the cutscene overlay you moron so no
it didnt cuck you out of any meter or action like 7r and 16 do which have their hud overlayed on the cutscene
meanwhile ff7r and ff16 do nothing but cuck you EVERY FRICKING BOSS
post that happening against behemoth, post it against cerberus, post it against melusine, post it again ma-x angelus, post it against loqi, etc
oh wait it literally doesn't happen in any fight
Also you can literally skip that Ardyn cutscene while you can't skip any cuckscene in 7R or 16.
Your next reply will be "More like can't read"
The writing was decent. Far above Sandersonslop and the like
FFXVI Story is a 2/10. The visuals and the music are doing all the heavy lifting but it's an utter DOGSHIT story, this is the writing of a fricking 10 year old.
The way there is just these constant coincides and shit like, oh they arrived at the city and it just so happens that's the night Dion stage his rebellion, or like, oh just so happens when they come back to fix the ship that's when the gates bust down and the Akashic come through the gates and also Sleipnir is there again. Fricking Clive loses his whole entire family, his whole entire life, living day by day with no personality, hopes or dreams apart from finding out who killed his brother (turns out it was him but also not really), and then in the space of fricking FIVE minutes finds his long lost "sister", forsakes his whole station, kills his squad mates, meets someone who recognizes him for the first time, and that person just so happens to have his fricking DOG from when he was a kid, this happens literally FIVE fricking minutes after the fricking flash forward.
I can't even say it had good characters because it really didn't, at best there was Dion but he has barely any screentime, Cid was ok but was a fricking moron, there was no good villain and any villain that could've been good was killed right when they were about to get interesting. There was no interplay between the pathetic excuse for a party, Jill was just a whole nothing character for the whole game, there was no chemistry between her and Clive, and shit like when Joshua reunites with Clive he doesn't even ask anything like "where the frick where have you been?, Why didn't you try to find me?".
The characters don't make decisions that make any amount of sense, they're not engaged in the story, they're not exploring their options, they're not thinking or talking, they're just nothing, they're just vessels to move the plot forward, it's like a bunch of school kids larping on the playground. This story was absolute dogshit. It's such trash
>forsakes his whole station
Fricking speedreaders
So you're fricking moronic?
move on
Sony's main demo are 13 year olds who think they're too muh chure for real games.
barrybros... asmon likes the game how do we stop his fans from buying the game in droves on pc...
max said ff15 is better
only in terms of the story actually having shit to care about and something vaguely cohesive even despite the mess it came out as. 16's unfinished, scrapped ass power of friendship nonsense makes even 5's plot look like fricking Shakespeare
in terms of gameplay, 16 beat it out
as an rpg xv mogs 16
xv gameplay mogs 16
>xvi cultists falseflagging this hard
no
yes
Actual they are literal saying the opposite and that luminous is still being used by CBU2 and calling people embarrassing for saying otherwise
ルミナスエンジンはスクエニ第2開発事業本部のゲームの為に使うでしょ
というか8月の23日辺りにルミナスエンジンの新デモが公開されると思うぞ「CEDEC 2023」の時期に
廃棄とか言ってるのは情弱で恥ずいぞ
https://krsw.5ch.net/test/read.cgi/ghard/1691722163?v=pc
still liked it, and asmon is bigger... its over...
this is a reminder to not be an autistic Australian, folks
is xv the best video game ever?
Yes.
asmon doesn't care about ff and his audience of 11 year olds will never buy it since they watched him play it
he just said its a 9.5/10
its over barrybros....
how do we make asmon play xv? the best game of all time?
No.
IT IS THE BEST FINAL FANTASY!!!! DON'T YOU KNOW QUANTITY=QUALITY???? WHY DO YOU THINK CALL OF DUTY AND MOBAS ARE SO POPULAR??? IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE THE BEST GAME EVER MADE!!! IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THE DEV LEFT AND THE STUDIO CLOSED DOWN, IT SOLD LOTS!!! SO IT IS THE BEST VIDEO GAME EVER. IT WILL SELL BETTER THAN CANDY CRUSH BECAUSE IT IS THE BEST!!!!!
how does a ten year old game still have an anon this buck-broken?
Yeah.
yes it's the best video game ever and will be reviewed higher than Baldur's Gate 3, Youl'll see.
Shill it to me harder, i'm starting to think it's the game of all time
Its better than ff16 that's for sure.
is it the best video game ever? please i need to know.
Yes
This game feels like the early 2000's Matrix Neo fan video but instead its Game of Thrones.
I was laughing myself through the writing, its hilariously bad, and takes itself so seriously.
It really is one of a kind and not in a good way.
5ch has deal with Barry's autism too kek
lmao
>copy paste 15 believer
Barry confirmed
lol that sounds about right for both of them.
XV-Kun vs XVI-kun has broken language barriers. They're becoming too powerful.
So theyre saying ff16 is dogshit
even 5ch say forspoken is better than ff16
Go back to /ffg/ so I can continue to laugh at your meltdown there
XVI kun you're getting btfo in /vg/ again
Even 5ch is saying ff16 has the most embarrassing dialog in ff history
This really upset Barry. He's multi thread seething about it.
What do they call him on 5ch?
>Bazzkek replying to himself. Again.
>Anons actually thinks any of this is genuine.
All of this makes me want to play XV, where can i pirate it goat bros?
DON'T PIRATE IT WTF ARE YOU DOING/??? YOU SHOULD BUY IT SO IT REACHES 60M!!!!!
>was this game written by a 13 year old?
yes.
>you lived wrong enough to see people praise XIII
Black folk all of you, no I don't care if it's ironic.
>you lived wrong enough to see people praise XIII.
15 the best!
I can't believe you people are playing inferior games when 15 exists
the level of shitposting this game received has reached nuclear
Story was 1/10, 1 for the prologue, pacing was mmo tier atrocious.
Music was 2/10, Titan lost was the only non generic two steps from hell arrangement from 5 years ago (even those gays started to branching off lately into non choral shit)
Spectacle entirely peaked with titan lost too, bahamut fight was pants on the head moronic, odin was missed opportunity and utima was absolutely fricking laughable.
Gameplay 0/10. Hp sponges, zero rpg elements, fricking cooldowns and mmo raid mechanics out of the ass. Can't even bind more than 3 eikons with more than 2 skills at the same time, and that is made by the same devs who made mmo combat work on controller.
well said. I agree to everything. The 1 out of 10 for the prologue is what got me: I played the demo and was sold. What a homosexual I was - still AM!
Hmm yes this is a very good faith review by someone not up in her feelings like a troony, very insightful.
Enjoying the frick out of watching squeenix fail, 12 was the last remotely decent ff game.
jillbros when is xvi-2 adventures of jill coming out
I want to see the rise of Barnabas for XVI-2. Jill can get the XVI-3 game.
Easily the worst videogame ever made, it killed my dog and my grandma.
J.R.P.G. writing in a nutshell.
Yoshitpiss got praised so much for the garbage story of ff14 that he ACTUALLY thought he was a genius writer lmao.
It's a 9.5/10
Deal with it, you shits