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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    braaaap

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I found a homosexual

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >try co-op
    >smooth assignement
    >did second objective
    >say gg
    >nobody answers
    'good community' my butt

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have not made 1 (one) friend because of this game

      >you have to add THEM
      shush

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I've never made a friend in general
        settle down, whiny b***h

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Well said, friend.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            you're not my friend, buddy

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You're not my buddy, guy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >make a minor mistake as a newbie
      >people don't immediately call me a noob homosexual Black person
      >in fact they never do the entire match
      Yeah, it's a good community alright. Compared to most other games out there.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably shy newbies like yourself. Almost every game people say GG especially if you say it first.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >chat might as well not exist
      >communication happens instinctively or through pointer
      what are you talking about, this is the greatest community I've ever seen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      annnnd why exactly do i owe you a response??

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        hehe you just responded

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there’s a homosexual filter in the options. it blocks any messages sent by homosexuals

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        so it blocked their answers, i see

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >wanna dwarf
    >my usual friend group are all occupied or asleep
    >play with randos
    >join three greenbeards as engineer
    >just as my pod lands the last one dies
    >Clear the rest of the wave singlehanded, reviving them all and salvaging the mission
    >take charge, direct the group
    >offer them small pointers on things, scout has never been paired with an engineer to platform for him, tell gunner how the shield can be used for emergency revive protection, show them how to spot gold chunks, how the radial burster on an omen is always directly across from the key, teach them that hacking events take longer the more nodes you use
    >We make big bank on the mission
    >build giant platform stairway to reach an idiotic drop pod spawn in the ceiling
    >While exiting the mission they start thanking me
    >"You have a really cool voice"
    >Teach them how to mix flintlocks and wormholes back on the station
    >glitch things out the windows
    >finally bid gg and leave
    >...
    >ignore their friend requests.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Everyspecial-of-the-day Challenge
      The only challenge there would be not passing out from all the alcohol since all the buffs would make the mission a breeze.
      With that said, I wish beers had some interactions, like drinking Arkenstout and Burning Love at once killing you from thermal shock.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What happens if you mix flintlocks and wormholes?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Step 1: order flintlocks
        Step 2: Pick them up
        Step 3: Don't drink them yet
        Step 4: Order the wormhole while still holding the flint
        Step 5: quickly drink and throw away your mug of flint, and grab your wormhole and start downing that
        Step 6: Get lucky and get teleported outside, the flintlock momentum turns you into a flying missile
        Step 7: Enjoy rocketing around space, firing around parts of the rig or literally through hoxxes and out the other side.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That sounds cool thanks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >teach them that hacking events take longer the more nodes you use
      600 hours and this is the first time i hear about this. i always play with a little excess of nodes because in the event that a detonator appears and blasts the nodes away youll now have a longer distance to cover with the same amount of nodes, and if you placed them as tight as possible youll not be able to reconnect them. placing them at about half distance, effectively using double the amount means that even if they get blown away, once they drop down theyll just reconnect automatically on their own because of the slack you left

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >more nodes=takes longer to hack
      Yeah, pretty sure that's not the case.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >3 man haz4 extermination
    >prospector next to cocoon
    >me and other guy start getting rid of bot to be safe
    >third guy smashes the egg by himself
    >get wiped in a sea of shredders and fire
    >get kicked in lobby
    t..thanks

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Name a better feeling.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Can't argue with that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How about already being level 100?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you lot have some tips for ziplines in fights? tried setting them up to hover above swarms and pick them off but a nudge from the spitters knocks you off

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Personally I rarely bother.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      depends on the terrain and what guns you play. you can also try and pay some attention to the spawn pool each missoin. sometimes you get way more spitters and macteras than others, even outside mactera infestation. you also just need to learn to look around A LOT. dont expect your team to cover your ass, though they really should look out for spitters if they see their gunner on a zipline. or anyone for that matter. but youll have to do that yourself as well. other than that, put them at steep angles so you get the speed boost on the way down and avoid putting them above deep pits if you want to stay there to fight. should you fall youll fall to your death. also, if you cant kill a mactera before it sniping you, consider just dropping down yourself and eating the damage. the fall damage will be much less than the mactera damage eating your shield and the fall damage cutting off a large chunk of your HP if not outright killing you

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i'll try dropping off the line to dodge them instead trying to zoom down, should work okay with the zip upgrade to lower fall damage too

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          is the higher top speed perk only for when you zoom down or in general? if the former, then its really not that big of a deal to choose either or, but if its the speed in general than id take that any day over fall damage reduction. especially for my team mates.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          is the higher top speed perk only for when you zoom down or in general? if the former, then its really not that big of a deal to choose either or, but if its the speed in general than id take that any day over fall damage reduction. especially for my team mates.

          Zip speed is useless. Fall damage reduction applies a buff that continues even after you get off the zip until you die.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >until you die.
            you sure? sounds unintended

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, it's a bug. But they still haven't fixed it in all this time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Set them up in crosses to mitigate fall damage and to always have a way to slide down and dodge attacks.
      If you can't, set up a safety line below it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dont bother with ziplines except for transportation over gaps. the AI prioritizes knocking you off if you're on the zipline so any spitter or web shooter can frick you over

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nice way to get a vantage point while defending dotty. Couple times I've spotted a far-off bulk long before anyone else because i was up in the ceiling of the heartstone room and it was taken care of before it got even close to dotty. Like the other anon said, crisscross them so you can drop from one to the next and safely to the ground.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >driller being a bad motherfricker
        I wish combat drills were more useful without needing to freeze shit first.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, well, games can rarely be as cool as the associated art.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Driller is just a psycho. Cool

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You might say that.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It looks like driller is targeting the praet in this one, but I prefer to think that he's trying to save the engineer by burning his ass while ignoring the praet.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          well you *can* use the drills to strip off the armor of any bug but getting close is simply never worth it especially when everything dies to your sticky flames anyways

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    First level of the deep dive was fricking CANCER. No shields + swamp + massive hoards of ankle biters. I fricking hate swarmers so much

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just played for the first time yesterday and had a lot of fun, thanks anons who suggested me this game 🙂

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MASHRUME

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like shit, smells like shit.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    asiaticSACK

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just got into DRG modding recently
    holy hell is it actual cancer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      like making mods or the mods available? considering how long its taking for the no particles mod to get updated i can image making em isnt an easy task

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      make a mod for more loadout slots please

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Be happy you have 5 slots! Back in the day, we only had 3!

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Next season? More robots!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nah they specifically said its not more bots

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Elves I want to kill them

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        would rather see snotty elvish rivals who are ultimately allies like in lotr
        >ywn have an elvish bud who you become best friends with despite your differences
        >ywn have any friends at all

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Elves are supposed to just be kind of pathetic, not actively killing dorfs.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          dwarves make fun of elves but this is very subjective. mud golems are very intimidating when you are right in front of them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think sentient enemies would fit with the tone of the game

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >host goes down during the third mission in a DD
    man I was so fricking sad

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would be neat to see fantasy humans in space.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bet your rivals are gnomes. Sketchy bunch those people

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HELP ME UNDERSTAND IT

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >join deep dive
    >on last mission it's getting a bit laggy
    >jokingly said host need to stop torrenting porn
    >gets so offended he shut down the lobby

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can't joke about sexuality in current year.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He knows you were onto his dolphin porn stash

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any Linux support? Haven't played in a bit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      runs flawlessly under proton

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Your work force is about to get nigger!

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw finally getting the headwrap for one class
    It was just one long road of mustaches and sideburns with the occasional weapon skin but I'm content. I hope season 3 brings a fun enemy type with what they teased.

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