>Watch things get killed for 30 minutes :the Game

>Watch things get killed for 30 minutes :the Game

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hell yeah man, and don't forget the gambling simulation.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    but enough about mobas

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    and yet it's incredibly popular and fun and the dev made bank. it really makes you think.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Flappy Bird of this decade. But enough about that. Lets post good clones.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Brotato -- doubles down on the bullet-hell aspect, with a small, cramped area of play that makes movement and dodging important. Lovely cast of characters and weapons that brings some great variety to each run.

        Soulstone Survivors -- brings in Diablo-esque classes and skills, allowing one character to specialize in multiple different "builds" over the course of each run.

        Brotato's been my fav lately, though. Great little game to fire up for a quick run here and there.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's not a movie game though, because it doesn't BTFO my political side

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    no one cares about your schizo discord drama

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >choosing to not play
    >WTF THIS GAEM HAS NO GAMEPLAY
    >I AM SILLY

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You forgot to mention pressing the arrow keys 6 billion times before you're finished.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    BUT ENOUGH ABOUT DOTA 2!!!!

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone tried the local coop? Is it any fun?

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My Girlfriends loves to play this game, she even have it on her phone. I think I'll upgrade my current Steam Deck and give it to her, i'll get myself the OLED one, even bought her the vampire survivor SD startup animation. So cute.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm trans btw.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holocure is 20 minutes

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shallow power fantasy.
    Empty calories the game

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >big number go up and "I'm PROGROOOOOOOOOOSING" the game

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesnt play with hurry mode

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whats your favorite vamp survivor like game? For me its

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holocure
      >But vtubers
      The game is fun, simple as
      I like that each characters are unique and can play very differently from each other

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I like that each characters are unique and can play very differently from each other
        Not really. Even Vampire Survivor itself has better character variety because it has characters have passive abilities that make them more suitable for certain builds. In Holocure you just slap the same weapons and passives on fricking everyone because they don't specialise in anything.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are we even talking about the same game?
          As far as I know, VS characters don't have passive abilities unless they added that in after the 1.0 update since I stopped playing after they released more paid DLCs, unless you're talking about different base stats and starting weapon, that every character can pick up once you unlock them.
          In Holocure every character actually has a unique main weapon, passive skills and supers, and their main weapon and passives pretty much dictates which secondary weapons and items you should aim for for better synergy, like for example some character do better if you pick up multi hit and crit related weapon and items since their passive boost their crit rate and damage, while some do better if you pick up defensive items that shields you because they gain special effects at max HP or another one that activates special effects when they heal their HP so you pick up life steal and heal over time items.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe it's a new thing but now every character has a passive ability that makes them specialize in certain areas. Characters might have something like "every level gain 1% area" or "every 20 levels add an extra projectile to weapons" or stuff like that so what character you're using changes what weapons and passive you'd be best off bringing which makes different characters a lot more interesting than in Holocure where although the main weapons and ultimate moves are interesting, what you pick when you level up never changes.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That one

      The Flappy Bird of this decade. But enough about that. Lets post good clones.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      brotato without a doubt

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get how to unlock everything in this game, half the challenges in the unlock screen don't actually make sense and tell me nothing about what I need to do to unlock them.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah and it's fun

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It try to give you the same satisfaction of watching pasta boil in the pot

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >It feels like one of those games you'll play while pooping
    That's how you get a giant hemorrhoid.

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