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>safe horny
How do I kill video games?
by seething in a cambodian basket weaving board
I look like this but with a bit shorter beard and short hair and im not in a wheelchair
>meanwhile in real life
It's pretty great that this is portrayed as some sob story when it's daily life for the majority of men.
what is it
Everyone hates women
World Orthodoxy really is a sham, it's what hapoens when you try to conform to other countries values to make people feel more comftorable.
t. Ortho inquirer
so you telling me I have a chance?
oh no, EVEN ME!?!?!
Women pretending they find fat guys attractive will never not be funny
its actually gay men
Why the frick are they so fake?
complete lie
hades who?
It sucks, because I actually liked Hades 1 before anyone even knew it existed, and now if I ever mention Hades on Ganker, people are going to start spouting buzzwords that I'm too old to keep up with
>before anyone even knew it existed
delusional, no you're not some special game archaeologist, it was supergiant's 4th game everyone knew it existed and they were already mainstream, even bastion was hitting thead limits
>everyone knew it existed
I made multiple threads here on Ganker when it was still in pre-release, and every reply was saying that they hadn't played it but they would when it released
sounds like they knew it existed, then.
>semantics
>semantics
semitic.
Thank you for telling me how I should feel LGBT website!
If some basic b***h mind breaks them this hard, we'll never get last origin tier characters in a real game.
Sad 🙁
>It's fine when it's fat gay shit
Does anybody actually read these articles outside of rage-bait farming? Seriously.
The only times I ever see kotaku and shit posted, even on normie spaces on twitter, are just to shit on them for their moronic opinions.
Do they even have a legitimate audience?
They do have an audience, you know, those morons who think that their fetish is their entire personality and gets angry if you use the wrong pronouns and stuff.
Those people don't even play video games so I doubt it.
They write these shitty articles for those types of Twittoids, not for people who actually play vidyas, Anon.
That is EXACTLY their audience.
they write these shitty articles because people here will post about them 24/7
No, they write these click bait articles for Ganker and /misc/ so we'd make these moronic fricking threads about them.
>play any like a dragon game
No one who played the Yakuza games since the PS2 or 3 is calling the games like this.
Why are women never real fans or part of a community but using everything as a fashion statement?
There are never any links to the articles in these threads, and Anons only post images and screencaps to bait other Anons. Meaning no one would click on the article and thus generate no revenue. They are not writing these just to bait us, morons.
Twittoids, on the other hand, will click the link and share/retweet it or whatever the frick it's called now.
Neither do video game journalists.
>ALL GIRLS ARE HORNY FOR OBESE GUY WHO LOOKS HOMOSEXUAL AS FRICK AND IN A WHEELCHAIR
Kek
>Bearded modern men are infanta in search of a mother.
My god, they did it. I don't know how. But they're trying to make fat bearded men look sexy.
I thought I'd seen every foul depravity on the Internet. But this is the first time I had to gulp back the vomit.
Did Hades really put Black folk into Greece?
Yeah, here's how Patroclus was in the first game lmao, and Ares was made black as well
ares is very obviously wearing paint
He painted his entire body black?
yes, his natural skin tone is the strip across his eyes
I believe it, the face and eyes scream white however that brain case is undeniably yakubian.
I kinda took Ares dark skin as the result of a thousands bloodsheds drying up on his skin and dying it that deep dark red-purple
The main characters are of course white though. And Artemis, the virgin stronk woman goddess that women love to self insert as. So I think it accurately reflects a kind of savior image they have of themselves
All the gods that had dark skin were at least related to conflict and war (Aside from Dionysus weirdly).
They explained the bronze skin as being like a natural armour. Not saying it's great but they at least explained it instead of claiming 'they were always black'.
Dio still fits because of the whole surfer dudebro characterization. That's absolutely the sort of character you expect to be tanned as frick.
>no nappy hair
>no prognathism
>no leopard skin
>light iris color
I don't know about Black personfying beam, chief
Why would a fricking GOD be in a wheelchair? What?
I have yet to see a mystery meat morbidly obese homosexual in a wheelchair score.
>idiots thinking they can overwrite reality and biology with wishful thinking and their keyboards
Reminds me of this beautiful person.
Scroll down and look at the images if you want to see social justice and applied anti-competition thought to nature.
https://allthatsinteresting.com/trofim-lysenko
He sounds like a man of will. A man like you was born to clean his shoes.
>For starters, he believed that plants and seeds could be trained to follow socialist organizational principles. His theory, which would eventually be dubbed Lysenkoism, stated that crops could be trained to conform and produce vast yields almost from out of thin air. According to what he called “the law of the life of species,” seeds wouldn’t compete with one another, but rather they would cooperate with each other in a near-sentient fashion — like humans.
>Applying the Marxist principle of materialism, in which the conditions surrounding an individual dictate its behaviors and responses, Lysenko believed that plants and animals, too, could be reshaped as needed.
>In 1927, Lysenko’s theories appeared to be proven when a crop of peas he’d planted in the winter before burst forth into green life. He thought this proved that he had taught the peas to grow even in their off-season simply by exposing them to the cold.
>tag fat bastard
thank you japan look what these idiots taking this shit to hart someone go to a con and cosplay this dude watch them eat it up
Is it weird I can hear him belching and farting (he's fat, all fat people do this)
>gaming journos
Nobody care what they think except drama youtubers and twitter. I'm not even going to pretend that I give a single frick about what this random nobody thinks.
Every day I am a little more thankful to be a male in my 30's who had the luxury of growing up in a time when beauty standards were normal. Before everything became gay, political, and forcefully diverse.
>Before everything became gay
I mean let's not kid our self it was there but it just was not as forced.
He looks like a fat version of Tommy Chong when he was younger
I really appreciate this advertisement campaign for helping me add another game to my 'ignore forever' list
why the frick did they make the only non gay and moronic greek god a fat brown gay in a wheelchair?
oh right I know why
but seriously this guy was a quasimodo type guy and the machines he built for himself were gold and silver automatons to help him craft more stuff
>another jurnobabble thread
don't you have 50 SEO optimized guides to write a week? chop chop, get to it before your job turns into professional ChatGPT editor.
>Fat paraplegic
Pretty sure that's a kink fetish
workplace unsafe horny
>the author's thinly disguised fetish
Some women love a man that can pin her down with his gullet like it's a 3rd hand.
just seeing him makes me SNEED to jerk off. He's just TOO HOT!!!!!!
But that's just a fat Pajeet. See that, Pajeetbros? You have a chance with this woman?
I always saw the gods in the first game as very clearly white and then someone turned down the brightness on their sprites
I'm sure that is exactly what it was. The jpegs are already made then someone dictated that diversity be infused into the game so the artist went back with a paint bucket tool and just brownified everyone
Why isn't posting polygon shit bannable?
>Implying
You realize these are discordnigs right? even if they got banned they'd just IP swap and spam the same thread.
Mods will just do what they did with the /vg/ schizo and wait for them to get bored.
2 more years.
>"tHeY're GoDs So tHEy cAN APpeaR aS WHaTEvr RaCE THey waNt!"
>the non gods are also black
>WE ARE BEAUTIFUL, EVERYONE WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH US
Smells like desperate incel that yells incel at the chuds to veil his own inceldom.
>one racist and sexist journo tries to force something
>EVERYONE REEEEEE
wtf is wrong with this woman?
>The manlet lanklet schizo that spams zelink and "women love feminine men" posts is having a seethy
Beautiful
Which game will be forgotten faster, Stellar Blade or Hades 2?
Both because I haven't watched gameplay for either and I'm just gonna play some shit from 15 years ago.
literally me
not fooling, but just enraging gays here
Stellar Blade will get its second chance after they release it on PC, so Hades 2 would probably be forgotten first.
not gonna play either so I will forget they exist until I come here and some ragebait thread reminds me
Why are women pretending to like fatties now? Who do they think they're fooling?
some actually do like fatties
the same way some people like other weird shit like inflation, vore, scat
Hellooooooooooo ladies! lol ;)) This chubby hephy bear is single and ready to mingle with you any day of the week 😉 Want me to... light your fire?? 😉
>Hellooooooooooo ladies
No such thing on Ganker.
I pirated Hades 1, because Youtubers and Ganker told me it was really good. It was alright, but getting to Greece is only fun the first few times. It got boring and repetitive after a few times. It's okay.
It looks like a fat woman with a beard.
All the dudes have feminine faces.
What would happen to society if every leftist vanished?
Then you would understand the "leftist" you are referring to is just a libtard centrist in disguise.
Absolute monarchy?
>Fat, Bearded, WheelChair-bound, God with a Prosthetic leg
Definition of over-designed like that overwatch chart. And funny to say everyone after the whole God of War Fat/Stongman Thor vs MCU Thor
I like how these people insist that liking women who are in shape and have big breasts is some grand conspiracy and propaganda pushed by the media and then they literally use media to try and gaslight people into thinking fat cripples are hot and everyone totally likes them and don't see the irony at all.