WE ALL HAD HER... BUT HE MARRIED HER

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ARTHUR

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TRUST ME, I GOT ANOTHER PLAN. AAAARTHUR

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Show us your hentai

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What was his endgame?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      procrastination

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mangos

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TIME
      MONEY
      and a little bit of
      LOYALTY

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't have one, he just wanted to go wild and fuck shit up for as long as he could.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To twist and warp his own personality to explain how someone so deranged in the first game could amass any kind of following in the prequel.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no qt3.14 ex-prostitute waifu
    Why live bros?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ex

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dutch... I implore you, please stop fucking my wife.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Press right on the d-pad to fuck Abigail
    >Press up on the d-pad to call the boys and run a train

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whatre the chances jack is illegitimate

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      70% - looks nothing like john or abigail as a kid

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TIM, THEY'VE GOT YOUR WIFE

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It annoys me how often he says "John..." in this game.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >John...remember that time on that mountain I coulda killed ya?...Yeah probably shoulda done it.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is worse, marrying a whore, or being a simp like Arthur that never gets any?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Arthur had the girl you do missions for, and the cut content girl, Eliza. you can find her 'Missing' poster inside the serial killer's basement as a rockstar 'joke'.

      What I can't get is who the person is who he has pics of in near his bed. One is his mother - the other looks nothing like the girl you do missions for.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >yeah arthur, it will only take 5 minutes

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