>we are now in the calarts nusoul era of Mario
Honesty if I spent money on this I would unironically be seething
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>we are now in the calarts nusoul era of Mario
>we are now in the calarts nusoul era of Mario
Honesty if I spent money on this I would unironically be seething
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>calarts
>nusoul
>unironically
Hm so what other meaningless zoomer buzzwords can we cram into this post, eric? Before your sad thread dies that is...
>tendie fanboy sees mario criticism thread up
>IMMEDIATELY enters to be first post and come to nintendo's defense
>"erm btw your thread is gonna die lel"
irony: the post
The word "unironically" dates back to the 1920's.
https://www.oed.com/dictionary/unironically_adv
>oed
Jew.
>the fricking dictionary wants you to pay a subscription
lmao
clown world
Expect nothing less from israelites. Rewrite history (nobody fricking used "Unironically" back in 1920s) and charge you money for bullshit.
Palestine is losing btw
>you mean I need to pay money for this book? clown world
>forced
>___like
>woke
>eric
QRD? why do I keep seeing "Eric" in these wonder threads?
eric is an excon drug dealer who caught some disease from a prostitute that looked like princess peach and now he irrationally hates nintendo
It's short for "esoteric".
Are you saying you want soulless NSMB back?
Are you saying you actually like this forced soul zoomer shit…? Answer carefully now, fakefan-kun…
I asked you first.
>fakefan-kun
my very first video game was SMB3 when I was 3 years old, it made me cry because i thought the goombas were puppies and i kept dying trying to pet them. Wonder rocks
I didn't spend money on it and it's the second best game I've played this year, hands down
What are you smoking? Calarts holds Sony's pockets.
I honestly have no idea why I browseGanker anymore. This is the first good 2d Mario since nsmb. Don't pretend wii was goated without the multiplayer it's lackluster.
Stop seething. Yes the artstyle is still soulless, and yes you're going to see a lot of halfwits pretending it's not, but the game is much better than new soup. Massive improvement.
Ok whats wrong with mario now. I managed to escape Ganker for a week
it's unironically slop
>tendie
Why are snoytrannies so bad at hiding?
Have you played the game? It looks alright it looks like any other mario game. How did they frick it up?
> pretty much nothing new after mario maker in terms of gameplay innovation, Wonder is a shitfest.
yeah this is just your average side scrolling mario how can they frick it up? It's not as bad as the wii u and 3ds era where every other day they release a 2d mario.
Honest to God I'm not a tendie
>yeah this is just your average side scrolling mario how can they frick it up?
they fricked it up by making it in the first place. it's not 1991 anymore. we don't need any new 2d sidescrolling marios when 3d open world cinematic masterpieces like spiderman 2 are available.
This.
Shitendo will never compete with the trannies per second rate of Spiderman 2, the greatest TPS rate in any piece of media ever!
wonder doesn't need anymore trannies. it already has enough playing it.
You're right 0 is definitely enough.
Too bad Spiderman went way over the limit.
Spiderman 2 has taught us that more trannies = better game
>trannies per second rate
adding this to my vocabulary
It was only a matter of time, anon. Japanese devs are unironically kneeling to the wests's designs now. sure the mario mandate is gone, but at what fricking cost? Between girlboss movie peach, mario being a demasculated pissy baby with hyper-exagerrated looney toons expressions, and pretty much nothing new after mario maker in terms of gameplay innovation, Wonder is a shitfest.
Demasculated Mario is not a thing and the expressions in Wonder are good.
Ganker implying NSMB Mario is some sort of macho chad and not a Postman Pat stand-in who unironically says "OH YEAH MARIO NUMBA WAN" is the most damning proof no-one here plays video games.
The contrarianism for Nintendo games here is genuinely hilarious.
nsmb was the last trusoul mario game
>nusoul mario era
finally
>Ganker hates Mario now
We’ve officially hit rock bottom as a board
>we unironically have homosexuals defending the NSMB series now
I knew this was going to happen. LMFAO.
It's a platforming game without any actual platforming lmao
I unironically paid for this haha italian man goes bin bang wahoo
based, is it fun?
very fun
ELEPHANT SEX
Reminder that chuds unironically thought that this would kill the sales for Spider-Man 2.
I mean, it did. 2 is doing worse than Miles Morales which did worse than 1.
fastest selling game in history btw
It isn't.
It's the fastest PlayStation studios game.
And PlayStation studios was only formed in May 2020.
I just want the viral marketing to stop.
I bought it and it's good, the optional levels offer enough in terms of difficulty and I like the badge system, honestly the best platformer since Tropical Freeze. What's with all the passove aggressiveness from snoytrannies? They have their Spider-Man game.
>What's with all the passove aggressiveness from snoytrannies?
They just hate everything that isn't Sony or sells better on non PlayStation platforms.
Rmemeber how they used to brag that MHW sold more than every other game in the series and then immediately stopped bringing up sales for it when the pc version beat the PS version?
Why is it called Super Mario Bros. Wonder?
Because it makes you wonder why other studios can't make games that good.
I spent money on it. It's great, why do you morons pretend like fun is bad? And why are you so poor that you think someone would be upset about $60 as if it were a significant life altering sum?
You know Ganker is a board full of contrarians who don't actually like videogames when they do the "old good, new bad' routine with NSMB.