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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK YES I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE TRAILER TO SHOW FRICKING NOTHING AND JUST BE A MINUTE LONG VOICE OVER TALKING ABOUT NONSENSE AND CHARACTERS YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF BEFORE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those are unironically the most kino trailers tho

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What hood are you using here?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Blackflame monk
          I got lucky with the drop, wasnt farming it, just happened to kill the one outside apostle boss. It looks fricking great with the scaled armor. I tried it on others that are a similar gray and it looks good, too, but sometimes the shoulders are too big and it clips with this hood
          Dont have too many screenshots with it because I swapped to drakeset for roleplaying reasons, but I can attest that full scale with BFM hood looks really good and is great for stats. Decently high poise and good resistances

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm using scale with confesor's hood for my faith build, but the colors are a bit off. Your looks better.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Protip incase you didnt know, there's a blackflame monk in the basementment of the caelid devine tower right next to a grace. Easily farmable, but the drop rate is like 12% or something small

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks, now I know what I'm doing tonight lmao

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Also, if you've not been to that area before, make sure you get all the way to the bottom. There's a grace there with a monk super close. It's something of a puzzle to get to the bottom, tho, but you can figure it out, fren
                Have fun!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      same

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a gameplay trailer moron

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      C O P E C O P E C O P E C O P E C O P E F A G G O T

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, but unironically. I'd like a release date also.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      TRAILER WHEN

      OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
      I DOUBT YOU COULD EVEN IMAGINE IT
      FRICKING homosexual

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >TRAILER WHEN

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tomorrow afternoon or something bro

          Thanks anons, notification activated. This better be good after 2 FRICKING YEARS.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >30k people waiting with 2 hours left just on the EU channel alone
          man, it makes me happy seeing people genuinely excited like this for vidya again, takes me back to better times, bless these jap companies that still believe making good quality games is the way

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >mfw two nukes were the perfect amount

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm gonna do it
              >I'm gonna say le edgy thing and they're all gonna think I'm funny
              why are you like this?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Homo

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                10/10 bait

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >start shit
                >get hit (with nuke)
                >still don’t surrender
                >get hit again

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                why are you cringe?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Elden Soulsborne
            >Dragon's Dogma
            >MonHun
            >even fricking Granblue recently
            Literally the what the FRICK is the West doing?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tomorrow afternoon or something bro

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's in like 5 hours, man

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I keep telling people edgewalk is meta but they don't believe me.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        totally not staged

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, unironically

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >FRICK YES I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE TRAILER TO SHOW FRICKING NOTHING AND JUST BE A MINUTE LONG VOICE OVER TALKING ABOUT NONSENSE AND CHARACTERS YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF BEFORE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      HOLLYY KINO!!!!!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ZANZIBROS ITS TIME

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >THIS SUMMER
      >ZANZIBART IS BACK
      >AND WON'T FORGIVE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A MINUTE LONG VOICE OVER TALKING ABOUT NONSENSE AND CHARACTERS YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF BEFORE
      holy kino

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    AW YESSIR

    my builds are ready

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post builds you will use for the DLC
    >Crucible Knight valortheif - STRmax FTHmin. All CK gear. Gonna find and kill to death until they're dead every single Crucible Knight in the game
    Pic was my previous build as a FF/DC

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >All points in vigor, str, stamina
      >Double handed hammer
      >Jump attack
      All I need.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based
        >*BONK*
        enemies have NO response to this even after 20 years of this genre existing

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        incredibly based
        virgin metagamers cannot cope with the mastery of this build

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll be playing an Int knight built around Carian stuff

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based
        I just finished my Carian Simp run a few hours ago
        >carian grandure shredded Radagon when I got the openings (that's what you get for abandoning my wife you deadbeat frick)
        >was gonna use all my spells on Elden Beast, but swapping over to MGS (Ranni's wedding gift to me) was just so effective I hardly needed to use the spells
        >survived by the skin of my teeth, final hit was a reposte with the MGS after a perfect stagger
        Felt kino as frick. In the end, while I do like sorceries, I still prefer FTH overall. Too many of the sorceries just feel like different shades of blue damage. There's not enough variety, especially when the things that give variety require split stat invests.
        >pic rel
        My Carian Simp

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          yea i tried a sorcery build and while it was powerful, just wasn't as satisfying

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It can be very satisfying to do specific things
            >posting up far away from your target. Terra magicka, carian phalanx, loretta's greatbow or mastery > melt a fourth of their bar. Chuck half a dozen spirals at their chest as they try to bumrush you. Finish them off by stunlocking with adula's moonblade (best feeling sorc. In the game)
            But there's only so many time's that's going to be fun. At some point it gets tiring because the enemies are literally not able to play the game, so it feels like you're not either
            It's also hilarious oneshotting naill (frick him) with the comet azure cheese lol
            You have to do it to atleast one boss
            Carian Knight is the coolest armor in the game even if sorceries are not as fun as other playstyles

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i made some pretty OP builds
      >flamberge stormblade
      >moonlight greatsword carian knight
      >dual guardian swordspear
      i have a few others but they aren't quite so strong

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >stormblade
        My homie
        Stormblade is my favorite looking standard AoW in the game. Everything about it is peak. The animation, the effect, the sound design, the distance it gives to an otherwise melee build.
        I threw that shit on Uchi, then on Nagi for my footbawd samurai build

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          fricking gross

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Filtered by my full bloom, are you?
            A shame you can't recognize KINO themes when they're looking at you straight in the eye (the armor is kinda ugly lol, I switch to the non bloom one for gameplay. Regular guardian set is very nice looking)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think this is the first time I'm going to try a From DLC first time around with an SL1 character, so powerstancing Cold Lordsworn's Straights naked it is

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon but what if you find fun weapons IN the dlc?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was gonna use my dragonknight build but the dragon communion incantations are so fricking busted and will probably ruin entire boss fights so I guess I'll use my str/fth build instead.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What do you mean? 2-3k damage on a boss with one dragonmaw is overpowered? Lmao
        My issue with my DC build was that my stats ended up being so split that I could ONLY end up doing real damage with my incants. My weapons hardly made a dent because I split dex/str and neglected them in favor of fth/arc

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll probably create a fresh character and do a Captain Harlock run. I guess I'll find a rapier and give it Glintstone Pebble to replicate a Gravity Saber and go DEX/INT.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Quality and then reroll stats for whatever new weapon I find coolest

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Greatsword +25
      >Giant Crusher +25
      >Great Stars +25
      >Nightrider Glaive +25
      >Star Fist +25
      yep
      it's gaming time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm thinking it's time for DexInt, but cool Carian stuff and not the weeb sword. Did StrInt with gravity spells and it was fun.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >attempt something interesting
      >realize it either doesn't work or turns the game into easy mode
      >go back to dex rolling build
      Every soulslike I ever played

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        maybe just ROLEPLAY. you don't need to minmax every build. and if you have the skills already high enough any type of "build" will be easy mode.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >roleplay
          Roleplay what lmao, soulslikes are just dungeon crawlers, you just crawl around a dungeon. There's nothing to roleplay, you might as well try and roleplay in Doom by only using a shotgun

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            roleplay what and how, i walk around an empty dead boring world and thats it.
            >guys im walking im roleplaying

            If you think you can roleplay ONLY if the developer gives you epic branching dialogue choices then you are an npc with literally zero imagination. You could roleplay in Monster Hunter without an issue, if you have a tiny bit of thought going through your brain. Or even doom, like you mentioned

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >you can do anything in any game
              Ok so? Yes I can play every game with an arbitrary set of rules, I can also make up my own story and play my own music over it. None of that makes the original set of rules, story or music any better

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >yeah the game is a shit and trash RPG but if you use your imagination super duper mega hard, its not that bad

                >i am a brainless NPC who can only consume the content that is given to me, I can't have fun if it's not explicitly transmitted to my brain by the form of entertainment
                Fricking hell, what a sad existence.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you can't point out flaws because I just PRETEND they don't exist with my imagination
                What the frick..?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >yeah the game is a shit and trash RPG but if you use your imagination super duper mega hard, its not that bad

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Black person what? elden ring is legit one of the best rpg games in the lone homie saves the world genre.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                >i am a brainless NPC who can only consume the content that is given to me, I can't have fun if it's not explicitly transmitted to my brain by the form of entertainment
                Fricking hell, what a sad existence.

                >like 3 sentences of dialogue in the whole game, LOL
                >no music
                >shitty PS3 graphics
                >boring dead empty open world
                its ok guys you just have to imagine you are playing a good game.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you can't point out flaws because I just PRETEND they don't exist with my imagination
                What the frick..?

                >misinterpreting the post on purpose because they've been called out for having zero thought or imagination going through their brains

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you literally told me to use my imagination to pretend im playing a good game.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >reading comprehension
                Not only soulless, but also genuinely moronic, kek

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no no no thats not what i said
                lol

                [...]
                If you think you can roleplay ONLY if the developer gives you epic branching dialogue choices then you are an NPC with literally zero imagination. You could roleplay in Monster Hunter without an issue, if you have a tiny bit of thought going through your brain. Or even doom, like you mentioned

                >If you think you can roleplay ONLY if the developer gives you epic branching dialogue choices then you are an NPC
                "you can role play in a game with no dialogue, you just have to imagine it"
                hahahahahahaha

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I HAVE NO SOUL! LOOK AT ME EVERYONE, I'M NOT CAPABLE OF ANY ORIGINAL THOUGHT!
                we know anon, you don't have to yell

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >yeah ok this guys is right this game has no dialogues or story, but i cant admit i was wrong on the internet, so ill just say he uhh... he uh... has no soul or something
                ok cool keep me posted.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not him but from games have always been about the combat and dungeon exploration, not the story.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                well yeah, because its a combat third person action game, calling it an RPG is moronic beyond reason.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you genuinely arguing in good faith that Elden Ring is not an RPG?
                Real question and none of the anons you're responding to.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you can't point out flaws because I just PRETEND they don't exist with my imagination
                What the frick..?

                what are you Black folk even doing here then? cool you don't like the game? who the frick cares? you are on a elden ring thread to tell fans how shit your opinion is?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            roleplay what and how, i walk around an empty dead boring world and thats it.
            >guys im walking im roleplaying

            >soulless
            ah okay... just go play something else then. why are you forcing yourself to play if you dont enjoy it?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          roleplay what and how, i walk around an empty dead boring world and thats it.
          >guys im walking im roleplaying

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      naked black man with a club that joins your world and hides as a box

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cool
        I've got my godskin KKK roleplay with a whip, so we'll get along just fine

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The same as always

      The one and only Samurai

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sword and Board for me, I think.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm rocking the swamp barbarian look.
      Poison greataxe, ant head greatshield, leather pants, highwayman cloth armor and highwayman hood.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Twinblades STR/INT or DEX/INT, depending on my whim. I want to play an agile polearm mage, and twinblades are unfortunately the only way to go if I don't want the boring poke weapon moveset.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    calm down troon
    it's just more of the same in an already bloated game
    one more area with a dongeon and a boss

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't pay close enough attention to the DLC launches in previous games, did Fromsoft hype up their previous DLCs like this? Or is the first time that their DLC is a big announcement?
    Should we expect something more ambituous than "Elden Ring but more stuff"?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I recall DS3 Ringed City had multiple trailers but they never announced a reveal trailer this way.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Omg... are we... are we going to get...MORE ROLLSLOP AND INPUT READING homosexualRY? HOLY FRICK AAGAHDSDSHG

    have a nice day, buy an ad.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ELDEN RING THREAD
    ELDEN RING BOARD
    We are now entering the comfy period of Ganker once again when there will be 50 elden ring threads every day and lots of good posts and images and webms!!!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The board will become useable for the next couple weeks

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want the DLC to add new areas but also do something with the existing stuff to make it worth a replay.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually hope they change alot of stuff in the overworld instead of JUST adding new regions. Places like castle morne, redmade castle, etc. Should get a revamp to atleast make them cooler and feel more like legacy dungeons

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think there's ever been a single DLC that's done anything like that anon, let alone From's usual DLCs

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          From's never done an open world before
          Just let me hope, man

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They can't do that because it wouldn't work with people that haven't purchased the DLC. That is why it's unfortunately going to be a standalone release unless they release the overworld update for everyone.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're probably right, but a man can dream

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im so fricking excited bros

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ELDEN RING

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only hope it's balanced and not mostly empty space

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game will be the ultimate dark fantasy game ever.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just hope they don't release the expansion at the same time as Dragon's Dogma 2

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably not.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, they're not gonna drop it in a month after this trailer
      Better question is do I start a new game or just pick up my old save. Won't really be able to tell from the trailer, but a new patch just dropped right?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm starting a new game, last time I've played was like half a year ago so I'd like to do a fresh start.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I think I'll do the same.
          Frick it, I'm starting now. Guess I see if my shitty Xbox still works.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't watch trailers for Elden Ring because I wanted to go in with as little info as possible. Going to do the same with this one. It's really exciting to see things like bosses for the first time in-game.

    It's tough to resist the temptations, but once you are sitting in front of the game's main menu on release day, you will thank your past self for staying strong.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any clue if this DLC is end game focused or something we can access mid game or immediatelly you start the game?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That question will probably be answered by the trailer

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >June
    The industry has normalized random tweet announcements, next they should normalize shadow dropping games.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elden Ring became unplayable for me the moment I understood the creators didn't respect my time. Not in the sense of how hard it was, I love a challenge, but since saving cannot be done easily, enemies respawning upon death combined with the fact how hard it is just did it in for me. There was one time where I took about an hour taking out this whole encampment after already having played it for more than 2-3 hours straight of not dying. Then being killed and coming back to certain spots where ALL enemies were alive again was crushing. This is not Ghost of Tsushima where you can ride your horse for a good 2 minutes and avoid enemies and sneakily get past them. And then do away with most in a short time. Anyway, just my experience. I'm not in my teens or 20s anymore, cannot just sit around the house playing video games, so when I do I will not go for a game like Elden Ring, no matter how much I loved the atmosphere

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      thank god people like you are fricking off from my games. good to hear.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should be running past enemies once you've cleared them once dude. The progression is built around a single full clear of an area before a boss

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My bleed build lvl 230 is ready

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >out of multiplayer range
      good

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesnt know
        Its for the best, you'll get filtered

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to have fun dunking on Malenia with Bolt of Gransax again.
    Although, given what the DLC is about I hope we get more ghost flame stuff. Having to use death poker until the mountain sucks dick. Also would be nice to get ruinous ghost flame off Helphen's.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This took 2 years to make with what must have been a huge budget considering the success of the base game, it has to be massive and not just their typical 8-10 hour DLC

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based on timeframe, I'm anticipating an extra 50% content being tacked on

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >two genders.
    >no trannies in game.
    dare i say based?

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    going to replay elden ring. give me kino build ideas.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ohhhhhh boy
      Legitimate builds
      >blackflame monk. BFM armor, all BF incants, main godslayer greatsword. Use peeler and stitcher as alts/secondaries. You'll have to split dex/str for it since weapon reqs are pretty high in both. Mainly fth for scaling.
      >drake knight. Drake knight set but ditch the silly helmet for a slick hood like the black knife assassin. I posted the gear at the start of the thread. RoE and twinbird kite look great together and the weapon art is super fun. ARC/FTH and your choice of either dex or str, as regalia has equally trash scaling with both (it scales with arc pretty well)
      >carian simp. This one is very overdone, but that's because it's kino. Carian knight everything. Eventually shift into MGS. Marrying Ranni is a MUST
      A couple memebuilds
      >holy reaper. Fth/dex. Get the winged scythe, coded sword/cipher pata, and eclipse shotel as your weapons. You can deal damage, but you should generally aboid doing so because this build is centered around playing support for your spirit ashes. Youre essentially a grim reaper who harvests souls and has them fight for you. Long term, get maliketh's armor or black knife assassin set
      >BOWMAN AHHH AHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH FIGHTER OF THE SWORDMAN. pure dex bow build centered around consumables. I would use albinuriac longbow as the main, harpbow with barage for procing stats, and lion greatbow for heavy damage when needed

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        thank you for the builds! i think i'll go drake knight on this one. sounds interesting; also saving all these just incase i'd want to switch it up.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Enjoy, fren. I had alot of fun on my drake knight build. Dragon communion incants are just so much fun. Theyre not fp efficient at all, but nothing beats the feeling of jumping off a ledge and blasting a group of dumb bastards with frost breath from midair

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      UNGA BUNGA

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for all the new cool crossbows and ashes of war for them

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Discord troons working overtime. At least DD2 bros get a break.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're mostly concentrated in the other thread but yeah. All things considered, DD2 shitposting wasn't as bad as ER pre-release mess I must say.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I started playing last month and I'm at 50 hours (still at Liurnia lmao)
    Do I wait?
    Start a new game?
    Finish the game and do DLC on NG+?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do what feels right, bro

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keep playing, the DLC is probably gonna drop around October at the very earliest.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No story
    >Barren open world
    >No challenge
    >Invasive tutorial slides, instead of optional writings like in the other games
    >Dualwielding makes the game even more trivial
    >Input reading
    >Awful music
    >Magic is overpowered
    >No mimics
    >Just summon ashes to win, bro!
    >Bosses are easier to stagger now, meaning the game is even more casual friendly
    >Most weapon abilities trivialize the game
    >Like 75% of the game is optional
    >No solo invasions
    >No covenants, meaning that PvP has no point
    >4 endings are the same (kek)
    >Teleports (WHAT THE FRICK WERE THEY THINKING?????)
    >Intro is a powerpoint slideshow
    >"Altering costumes" system is the dumbest idea ever
    >Fast travel
    >Crafting is the most useless mechanic of all time
    >They changed Malenia's white VA to some black foid for woke points (OH NO NO)
    >All big bosses are garbage
    >Cuck shit
    >Feminist shit
    >Simp shit
    >Furry shit
    >troony shit
    >Gay shit
    >Pedophile shit
    >You have to simp for a woman in order to access some of the game's content (lmao)
    >Paid DLC
    >Final boss is a troony and a giant fish instead of kino old man battle like in literally all previous games
    >Skyrim dungeons (that have no rewards)
    >Boss reuse
    >Asset reuse
    >Worst camera ever
    Is Elden Ring the worst game of all time?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>You have to simp for a woman in order to access some of the game's content (lmao)
      based
      didn't read the rest

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Pedophile shit
      Where? They don't even have models for children in any of the souls games

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mohg

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Aren't they siblings, age difference can't be that big, besides aren't they 1000 year old gods or something

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HE IS A 1000000 YEAR OLD VAMPIRE SO IT'S OK
            You will HANG, pedophile!

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              They don't look young either so on what basis are you assuming one of them is a child? They're both giants

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >GUISE HE DOESN'T LOOK YOUNG, MY MOM SAID SO

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Those are clearly adult proportions you schizo, and that's ignoring the fact that he's giant

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              miquella is a 2000+ year old GOD who doesn't age. you are a homosexual and you people say this at every opportunity yet do nothing because YOU would be arrested for murder if you ever tried.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Fricking a child is actually good because it's a 2000 year old god
                have a nice day.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The game doesn't promote pedophilia, moron. Mohg is a bad guy

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Putting pedo shit in the game is fine because.... Uhhhhhh.... Well........ BECAUSE IT JUST IS, OK???

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Having a pedo as a villain is fine imo
                Also there is no explicit pedo shit, you don't actually see anyone being molested
                You just kill a pedo

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Having pedo shit in the game is fine
                HOLY SHIT, FROMBROS... WHAT IS THIS???

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Killing pedo is fine
                Why does this make you uncomfortable
                You are clearly a projecting pedo

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Having pedo shit in the game is fine
                The absolute state of FromSHARTs

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Killing pedo is wrong
                Ok pedo

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who are you quoting?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you like this?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Fricking a child is fine because... It just is, ok?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh man, think about all of those pixels on the screen that got hurt... Think of those lines of codes you violated... The feelings of your computer screen who had to witness all that...

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So you would say that having child porn on your PC is fine?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Would you say that you enjoy sucking wieners?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Dodging the question
                Frombros.... We are EXPOSED.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What?No I'm

                It's fine because 14yos are legal in my country.

                You can't expose me for something I openly admit. Just wanted to know why you like penis so much.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he dodged the question
                uh oh, we got a homosexual on our hands here!

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Actual footage of real life child sex? It's not.
                A video game in which nobody except your feelings gets hurt? Yeah, what's the problem?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Putting pedo shit into the game is fine as long as it's not real life
                Holy... FRICK

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, what is your stance on murder in video games? Should you be able to murder innocent people by the hundreds in a game like GTA?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                thats different because pedophiles are far, far worse than murderers

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think he has developed enough cognitive abilities to comprehend that those ''pixels'' might have an inherent context that are not just abstract shapes.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's fine because 14yos are legal in my country.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >soulslike games
    lol
    >fight this huge motherfricking godzilla sized boss
    >he turns into a fricking meteor
    >HE SLAMS INTO THE GROUND RIGHT WHERE I AM
    >SCREEN SHAKES, THE GROUND TREMBLES
    >MOTHERFRICKING APOCALYPSE RIGHT HERE
    >didnt even damage me for 1 hp
    >because i did this clown looking little roll like a special eds kid
    why are japanese games like this.
    i laughed my ass off, immersion ruined, turned the game off and forgot i had it installed.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      on a sad board, there's no one sadder than the one who pretends to play video games

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought the game a week ago, did I frick up?

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no link to trailer in OP

    >WERE SO fricking BACK
    how dare you get my hopes up like this, I thought we finally had some fricken NEWS

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you moronic?

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    going to laugh my ass off if its confirmed miquella left his body to spiritwalk and mohg has been fricking an empty shell not noticing nobody is home

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      good and when he comes back to his body he will be pregnant with mohg seed.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >36k people waiting
    >3 hours still to wait

    This has to be one of the most anticipated trailers ever

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      link you fricking morons, lets make it 50000.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          eh why bother waiting for you guys to figure it out, ill do it myself

          yeah I really do hate zoomers but why are you posting that about me. unless you're one of those types that think millenials means anything from 1960 onwards.
          frick this board im going to /vg/ you guys suck.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    go home larry fink from bought the license back from bamco you can't force this shit anymore. gamers WON.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    going to rage if miqeuellas bossfight has sleep effects on his weapons/spells

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted the colossals word experience, but ended up sticking with the bloodfang sword instead (still early game though)

    Is it worth switching? I just feel like I need the jump+r2 clutch since it feels like most main bosses are only beatable with cheesing

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Miquella’s arm so massive?

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >10hr campaign on "dlc isle" where you get to play with cool mechanics such as an upgraded cool horse combat system, ErdTree(TM) themed armor set and set of abilities and 8 new bosses, of which 6 are made out of entirely reused base game assets mixed up
    >Sekiro 2 never ever

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else been playing the 1st person mod? It's pretty cool, makes it feel like a different game. It's well made too and not just tacked on

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >less than 2 hours until the trailer drops
    Might as well finish my wagie work then

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      My work day starts around the same time as the trailer drops so I won't be able to see it unfortunately

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Feels bad man, mine pretty much ends when the trailer drops. Hope you can watch it on your phone or something

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Long have we waited

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played Elden Ring yet. Has it been sufficiently beta tested yet?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, no.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WE ARE SO FRICKING BACK BROS

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >45 thousand waiting two hours before start
    holy shit

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much will it coast?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      creamAPI
      zero dollars

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        wont you risk getting banned since it has online?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          never got banned for either dark souls 3 DLCs

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's that? I play offline on my official turkish account on PS4 and i don't know what's that. Please explain

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          pc only. it's something that lets you use pirated DLCs with legit games

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The problem with CreamAPI and ER is that it has easy anti cheat trash and it detects shit like this.
            You will have to either:
            1) Turn it off - no online
            2) Buy the DLC

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >it detects shit like this
              plenty of cheaters in elden ring go undetected. i wouldn't put too much stock into EAC

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Again, try to install Cream api to ER right now and it won't let you play online.

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all str vigor and end
    >2 hand the giant boat achor
    >wear heaviest armor possible
    >wear serpent curved sword to regen health after every kill
    >jump attack and charged r2 everything
    >use mimic tear on every boss

    time to game

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