... stop being such a lazy butthole and finally start helping people and pokemon in need.
You see, Steve, I'm not a heartless bastard. I do have a heart, and it bleeds every time I see an injustice. I've always wanted to help others, to be there for someone - but I'm too much of a coward. I've got a job, a house, a family I have to feed, and every time I see a person in need there are two thoughts floating in my head, "I have to do something!" and "My life and family are more important". And it doesn't help that my parents were heartless scats that always reprimanded me for even voicing my concerns.
Maybe, just maybe, if I wasn't tethered to such mundane things - then I might've let go of those internal fights and finally do what my heart desires... Oh, look at me rambling, Steve. You probably think I'm weird, aren't you?
As if, you would keep being a brat telling themselves that theyre gonna be a white knight warrior who will do good, but the truth is, you'll never be anything more than a pretentious moron feeling the need to prove to yourself that you're morally superior by trying to take the moral high ground like the narcissistic piece of shit you are.
Start a relationship with Marley, have lots of crazy, intense sex with her, marry her, and start a family together with beautiful proud white Aryan children
Rape floragato
>DING!
Catch em' all!
>ash pic
So you wouldnt catch em all for real, got it
NEKKID DRAMPAW!
curl up into fetal position and cry uncontrollably
Catch a few pokemon so I can have elemental frens that I can play card games with
and have the wildest raunchiest sex possible with a machoke
what makes you think he'd want you?
I'd use an incense duh.
RAPE, STEVE!
Worship Nemona feet
Worship HUH?!
Ewwww
Good answer!
>It's up there Steve!
good answer!! Thats a good answer!
head to unova and harass caitlin until i'm allowed to live in her hair
coom
Sex with Lorelei
get fricking killed by a wild critter
Get killed fricking a wild critter.
>Dehydration
Vore Cynthia
MEET N FRICK KINGDOM, STEVE
MEET AND HUH?
Sex with Candice
... stop being such a lazy butthole and finally start helping people and pokemon in need.
You see, Steve, I'm not a heartless bastard. I do have a heart, and it bleeds every time I see an injustice. I've always wanted to help others, to be there for someone - but I'm too much of a coward. I've got a job, a house, a family I have to feed, and every time I see a person in need there are two thoughts floating in my head, "I have to do something!" and "My life and family are more important". And it doesn't help that my parents were heartless scats that always reprimanded me for even voicing my concerns.
Maybe, just maybe, if I wasn't tethered to such mundane things - then I might've let go of those internal fights and finally do what my heart desires... Oh, look at me rambling, Steve. You probably think I'm weird, aren't you?
As if, you would keep being a brat telling themselves that theyre gonna be a white knight warrior who will do good, but the truth is, you'll never be anything more than a pretentious moron feeling the need to prove to yourself that you're morally superior by trying to take the moral high ground like the narcissistic piece of shit you are.
you cant even have a nice day, shaun (you tried like 3 times)
Penis, Steve
Get accused of rape by preteen girls
KILL RHYDON
take over the world
die
Go live Snowpoint city the white man’s town
$901, Bob!
The question we were looking for is "Sex with Pokemon".... "What is"... "sex"... "with"... "Pokemon?"
Throw an ice cube at lance's dragonite
Start a relationship with Marley, have lots of crazy, intense sex with her, marry her, and start a family together with beautiful proud white Aryan children