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Gang raped prison style
First homosexual that publicly beat the game*
There are probably thousands of people that beat tetris in their goon cave at night, and didn't care enough to post about it or even record it, and just continued to jerk off afterwards after calling it a day.
Doubtful considering it can only be done using a recently discovered technique and that the people who would be interested in learning such a technique and beating the game are certainly also people who like to livestream everything.
It's not so recent, it's been 2 years already. For a 13 years old zoomie 2 years is a really long time.
ok zoomer
>recently discovered technique
Recently publicized technique
There have been rolling techniques for arcade games since the 80s. Hector "Fly" Rodriguez used it to set records in Track & Field. It was only until 2020 that Cheez developed a technique that worked with the NES D-Pad.
Why do insecure gays here make up fantasies?
Because how else would they maintain their narcissistic personalities despite having no accomplishments worth being proud of?
Huge boomer cope lol
lol no. People thought it was theoretically impossible to actually beat tetris until this kid did it.
People have dedicated their entire lives to it as pathetic speedrunners. Some were trying to beat it longer than this kid has been alive.
The kid was the first one to beat it and conquer russoland.
Surely someone could have just made a TAS
Yes, there was. That was why this was thought humanly impossible, it was TAS tier gameplay yet he pulled it off.
How exactly is making the game crash beating it?
I'm not even trying to shit on his accomplishment, it's very impressive, but you IFRICKINGLOVESCIENCE tier language mangling morons are annoying.
Kill screens via memory overload are considered a win in games with no win state, typically old Atari games and coin eaters, that's been the case for decades. It's basically the coding equivalent of knocking a game unconscious, a win via knockout. It's a more interesting objective than high scores as well.
Maybe I'm just autistic, but I fail to see how doing that to game is a win. Really just means it's a shit game. And while tetris isn't exactly shit, it's pretty simple so saying it's a good game is too much.
Games weren't by majority designed to be "won" back when Tetris came out. They were based on non-video arcade games like Pinball where you kept going to get the highest score or until you burned out via attrition or increasing difficulty. If a teenager played pinball so goddamn well that the machine finally gave up and shat out all of its marbles, I'd say that counts as beating pinball. It's draining the stamina of something that shouldn't have stamina.
It was impossible to beat back then because nobody found the new controller strategies. Those boomers would have beat it if they knew what rolling was.
Why are americans like this
Be the first to beat tetris? It's because we're better than you
ZOG
>goon
when and where did this shit start
never saw it before in my life, the past few years it's all over the place
it's a reddit thing isn't it
>past few years
Damn I only started seeing it here a couple months ago.
It started right here just like sissy hypno. The same people that complain about degenerates on Ganker all day head over to /gif/ and slam that shit every night. Its the other side of the coin of their erotic self-abasement fetish
Pretty sure it started on SA.
goon, gooning, gooncave, etc etc all came from somethingawfuls forums from a time before you were born (roughly 2005-2006).
Did it always refer to edging for multiple hours?
no. goons were just what they called one another, gooning was just jerking off, and gooncave was just your jerkoff cave/pc setup.
I know how SA gays call themselves goons, but using it as a verb implying fapping is new to me.
funny because i only heard it like once irl in the mid 2010s and then after that within the last 2 years here like maybe twice
it's most likely caught on with zoomers irl but not here
You have beyond no idea what you're talking about.
He should be careful, or a cute black girl might suck his dick in a Tetris tournament.
Post the webm of her walking the kid out of the convention hall.
TAS is why people thought it was impossible for humans to do. This kid just yolo'd it.
>autistic 13 year old speed runner
Don't let this child on discord under any circumstances.
>kid
>13-year-old
>youngster
Why do they not name him and why do they refuse to call him a boy?
Every article I saw has been like that.
He's Willis Gibson.
Because not everyone is a filthy pederast like you.
>calling someone by their name makes you a pedophile
thank god the advanced brainrot you are suffering from will kill you within the next 5 years
I noticed the URL calls him a human. I think it's just weird liberalism denying the biology of the kid.
We don't need to know anything about him personally.
They call him human because a computer did it first.
But why use "human" instead of "person"?
because trannies are mystery meat having no personality.
Because no one has ever said "person versus computer" or "person versus machine" you weirdo.
So I take it we should be calling people players?
Because legally in the us a company is considered a person
We know his name and that he's American. What the frick are you talking about?
We don't need to know those particulars about some kid.
He'll start talking about dark souls 2
>human
As opposed to AI. morons.
Moron
Because he isn’t black or a woman
To protect the guilty.
his name is in the article what are you talking about? they even put his nickname. as far as he or his, its not there, but it doesn't look like they danced around it so i think thats unintentional
Language evolves, journalistic and academic style guides recommend against using gendered pronouns now. Why act upset when people choose to be careful with their words? Its always a good thing to be considerate of others.
frick off troon
boy is not a pronoun
defining strangers within the framework of gender theory, something you believe in, while the person you're talking might even be against for all you know is the opposite of consideration
imagine a Muslim casually calling non-Muslims kuffar and expecting them to appreciate it, this is on par with that
This isn't the gotcha you think it is.
it's not a gotcha, i'm just stating that assuming someone random dude will appreciate being labeled within the framework of the social theory of gender is not being considerate
it's just you imposing your views on others
If you don't use language as it's intended to be used then no one will understand your article, before long your "evolution" will make it so that the article is about nothing and there's no meaning to be descerned.
his name?
albert einstein.
>Willis
poor kid must get berated with Gary Coleman jokes every day
who?
>willis gibson
>bruce willis and mel gibson combined
kid was born to be a winner
>this is unironically the brainpower of the threadly polhomosexual
lmao
>Why do they not name him
because most normal people know its not wise to fully name drop minors to avoud schizo frickheads on both sides of the spectrum running to go track him down
Breaking news—a whole new level of autism has been reached!
Wiillis (he has a name btw dear journos) is a really, really nice kid from what you could get out of the interviews.
is the ""competitive"" scene troony-ridden, or is he just playing with 40yo+ dudes that could be his dad?
the competitive scene is a mix of somewhat normal teenagers and lower twenty-somethings, a handful of old pedophiles who sit on discord with those boys all day, and a big mix of trannies and homosexuals cringing it up.
the person who got second place at ctwc last year is a troony. he regularly loses in community tournaments, then starts crying on stream and punching himself and his chair. he throws his controller and just starts beating the shit out of his chair. one time after beating his chair's ass, he got into stream chat and threatened to kill himself because he sucks at tetris. he voice is deeper than an 8' tall gigahomie, which makes interviews hilarious where he's in a jean jacket and some fricking skirt and sounds like dennis rodman in a post game interview.
the scene used to be just 30+ year old bros playing classic style, but it boomed and tons of little zoomer homosexuals started playing after joseph salee won ctwc in like 2018 or 19. then some troony invented a new input technique that essentially breaks the game, and records have been getting set for the past few years. so much so that a new custom 'kill screen' (where the pieces fall too fast to build) has been introduced at level 39.
I made the Shuttle take off on my GameBoy, so I've already beaten the game.
he still didn't reach the true killscreen btw. just the first possible guaranteed crash. just fricking release a patch already and he can finally go for L255 to roll over back to L1.
A guaranteed crash is a killscreen.
he reached the true killscreen, the next step os reaching the rebirth screen where the game loops back to level 00
He reached a spot no one else has been able to reach you stupid pedantic homosexual.
He shot passed the first possible guaranteed and hit a later one, but otherwise, what this guy said
no one gives a shit
Good one kid, but remember there is only one gamer of the century.
>has hair more moronic than a zoomer
impressive
He looks like he's on a dangerous path to being groomed by a troony
>all these shitllenials seething because some random alphoomer is more relevant than they will ever be
When was the last time you balding loser even played a retro game like Tetris?
It will be so hilarious when those ugly broccoli headed zoomoid start balding.
the cope will be unreal.
>2 MORE WEEKS
well I don't know, maybe.
for some it might be tomorrow, depends on genetics and lifestyle choices.
now*
I fricking love how almost (1 exception) every iteration is magnitudes worse.
All these gays need to shave NOW, have a similar haircut and everyone I meet assumes I'm receeding until I lift my bangs and show them otherwise.
It's normal for male to have receding hairline. You got brainwashed by internet memes. Are you ashamed of being a man?
blonde guy is fricking hot.
fricking bald*
doesn't make him less hot for me
no one cares about your thirst, disgusting gay
well you cared enough to reply.
Just shave it all off at this point.
not an option in high school
God. I'm next. I'm going to lose the lottery. Frick. FRICK.
>Zoomlet on the verge of the wall trying to appropriate alphagods' achievements
i play with my dick thats retro now
You didn't beat the game
why is he wearing lipstick
aerodynamics
>first one to beat tetris was an American
Lmao every other country is so pathetic
Poor kid. His life is ruined already.
Eh everyone already makes it their mission to tell kids that nothing matters and they'll die alone when the civilization collapses in approximately 1-10000000 years. Might as well find something to enjoy.
What do you think the mother's reaction is to knowing that her son spends his years playing tetris?
it only took him 2 years
Why would she react in any way other than negative? Just because your parents abused you doesn't mean it happens to everyone.
How long until Summoning Shit makes a two hour long video about this?
The pieces weren't invisible, that's how you know you aren't at the final level. I am very disappointment at everyone in thread.
He's already in overtime, so I'd say any second now.
its both funny and sad that its actually true.
in current timeline parents are totally screwed, because any minute they child can come and tell that they are going to troon out.
His father died in December, its over.
It's over indeed. Now he can either watch Evangelion or troon out.
>Kids father dies
>TRANNIES!!!!!!
I sincerely hate you politidoomer homosexuals.
>Kid's father dies
>He's obsessed with an ancient video game, so he's clearly depressed as shit
>How do modern teens cop with depression?
proud of you lil zoom
fr fr no cap on god
the best part is that he cucked some chink tetris player from getting the first true killscreen
autism>asian
sorry but that's just the way it is.
>asian autism
ultimate power.
bobby lee warned us that they are all moronic you just can't tell with them since they all look like potatoes by default.
K E K
Congratulations autismo. You did us all proud
he's not a zoomer but a gen alpha
i always knew those guys would be based
How comes he never shows his hands on stream and jobs the offline after 270 lines?
oh no no don't ignore my post
Frick off chud
Stop asking questions
games
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this
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thoughts?
is
>game
good
for
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well,
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she's
right
oh
nononono
it's
so
over
_sisters
we
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play
her
game
what
went
wrong?
what's
their
name
again?
>game
>lewd thing
why?
why
aren't
you
playing
>game?
what
do
they
eat?
now
that
the
dust
has
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post
you're
waifu
the
absolute
state
uh
_bros?
le
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what
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what
did
you
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game
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Limited knowledge man here with a question. How does a kill screen effectively work? I understand old games like tetris, or donkey Kong etc dong exactly have endings but I thought the game would just speed up untill you literally cannot do it anymore and it's a case of just getting a top score?
>I thought the game would just speed up untill you literally cannot do it anymore
There used to be a certain level like that we called a kill-screen, winning in tetris tournaments was a matter of optimizing your score before reaching that because when you reached that point even the best players could only squeeze in a couple lucky lines, then people changed their way of handling the controller and started being able to play in theory indefinitely into that death-zone.
>and started being able to play in theory indefinitely into that death-zone.
This should be the slogan tagline for speedrunning as a community
first kill-screen was when the speed got so fast that you couldn't move the pieces fast enough
new killscreen is when the game starts reading the ram instead of the code crashing the game
>already wears lipstick
grim
I beat Tetris on NES as a kid. At the end there's a bunch of nintendo characters like Link and Samus dancing.
Once again Americans dominate
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Isn't Tetris supposed to go on forever?
Yes, but glitches can make the game crash at some point, or the level loops back to 0 after you beat level 255.
So I "won" Tetris 25 years ago. at 7 years old.
just because you can't beat lvl 00 in tetris don't mean you're a winner
being shit at video games isn't a "win"
Billy Mitchell did it ages ago
What version of Tetris is this? I means it isn't the gamboy version is it. Come back to me bro when you have done it on the original Gameboy like I have
NES.
Why do you illiterate morons infest this place?
absolutely mad and angry that I'm so based at Tetris. troony is mad at me hahah
ayo holup fr fr why playin dat aynshit ahh boomer game lmfro skibidi ong he should be playing GTA Ohio
we need google translate to add language for zoomoids asap
sigma male
so many losers in this thread seething about a child.
It's really cool how very early in the video the levels make no sense, they are not in any order and the colour scheme is all over the place.
that cant be right, there has to be a cavalcade of autismos who made it their lifes mission to glitch out tetris after reaching the "final" level.
also why is he wearing lipstick lmao
>also why is he wearing lipstick lmao
anon, that was already established and answered, please keep up with the class.
good for him
little homie sounded like he was having full body orgasms when did his gay video game thing
homosexual
Hudduh gudduh bixnood
If you haven’t shown potential for genius by the age of 13 you’re not gonna make it. Geniuses always give themselves away by a young age.
>he's been playing since he was 11 years old and typically plays for three to five hours per day.
If he did that every day for two years he's clearly a bit 'tistic. I hope we won't let speedrunning homosexualry consume his life.
>watch a recap video of the event
>he is shown multiple times with a quarterback wearing a wig
It's too late
oh yeah? well, i completed counter-strike 1.6 yesterday with the highest score and a platinum star
>by playing the game's most extreme levels until it crashed.
Really stretching the definition of "beat" here
Hilarious that zoomers are trying to pass this off as their own achievement like they still have the potential for great things, but the reality is that you’ve already shown at least the rough outline of your true potential by the age of 13 — and yet you think you’ll turn your life around by age 23 lmao.
Yeah the Tetris kid is talented but you aren’t him homosexual. You are moldy, leftover stale bread that thinks it’s still in the oven. Now go get all A’s for your meme degree at that mid-tier state college your folks signed you up for.
There's bait and then there's moronic shit like this one
He's right though.
Who in the frick are you even talking to?
All you're doing is projecting your own insecurities like a fricking drive-in.
>Tfw no sons to play videogames with.
He only did it because these zoomers have the motivation to do shit like this because they stream
>always keeps the right column open to drop the straight pieces
Lol I never thought to do that.
Good on the kid.
Fricker was dropping those pieces into place at max speed non stop
>spent his summers playing tetris in his room
>Good on the kid
it was either tetris or modern warfare 3
LOL THIS
I applaud his excellent taste considering he's practically a zoomer.
It shows the kid can think outside the box
>13 years old
>Practically a zoomer
Yes, zoomzoom, "23 is young." You still have lots time to make something of yourself. It's not like the brain stops developing at 25 or anything.
the brain stops developing when you die, not at 25
but can one still accumulate knowledge and experiences and still learn new things?
i remember i was helping my sister in law move in to her dorm, and her roommate was telling me all about how babies aren't conscious because they fail the mirror test. it was an eye opening experience in just how fricking stupid people are.
They might be conscious, but they do lack self-awareness.
She was definitely trying to justify abortion. Either for herself or because she knew some prostitute was getting one (or already did).
25 is when the frontal cortex responsible for logical thinking and judgement is fully developed, you imbecile
I got to level 100 on a plane trip once. That's probably the longest I ever played tetris in one sitting
>click video
>game just crashed
you didn't beat the game.
>a bunch of autistic homosexuals wearing a glove on one hand so they can heckin tapperino for 70 hours a week
every single one of them is speeding towards becoming a grotesque troony
>getting mad at a glove that probably just helps keep them from developing Melee hands
thanks for this post, I can now continue the rest of my morning knowing I'm not this petty
The glove is to reduce friction to make the technique easier to pull off
>so they can heckin tapperino for 70 hours a week
lmao the kid that broke the record said he only played 2-4 hours a day. Even 4 hours a day that's only like 28 hours a week. Meanwhile you've spend 100 hours a week every week for the last 15 years on this website, and you have the gall to insult some kid that just set a world record and is the first to do something? lmao
How it feels to be an child anime character who's more competent than the adults
you know, what I find interesting is that we never hear from these child prodigies again
puberty is one helluva drug
It's not puberty. Those child prodigies are either a result of their parents living through them or them being hyper-focused on a specific thing at the expense of everything else. The most likely result for both cases is them being unable to cope with adult life.
That's because they don't fit into the news cycle any more, moving on to regular, boring lives.
>post image of underage ban
>ohhhh he looks so groomable~
>oh baby! Wonder how long until "he" transitions!
>does he have a discord? please tell me he has one, I need to show him something...
troonys won. Chuds don't realise it but they live rent free in their heads to the point where they see kids and they start thinking of troonys.
Americans really should just be rangebanned
Dood, stop projecting. It's kinda weird.
Human bros stay winnin
3, 2,1
TETRIS!
this board's obsession with trannies is truly bothersome, on par with /tttt/ may I say.
Similar mindsets ironically.
Most Ganker frequenters are 2 sides of the same coin with trannies.
Both are EXTREME radicals in their obssessions and Both have delusions of grandeur about video games that most normies will never care for.
Except Ganker and discord trannies are usually the bad type of trannies and not the good ones like Megan fox or Bailey jay
pretty sure gen alpha will kill all the zoomies.they are already better than them.
WE SHOULD GROOM HIM INTO A CHUD OURSELVES BEFORE THEY/THEM GET HIM. QUICK, SEND HIM crime STATISTICS
lvl 255 is gonna be the based one for me
this is just a stepping stone
>first person to spin a thousand plates! Look at him go, this has never been done by a human meat sack before!
Who cares. This isn’t an achievement. Trot out the next goober who spends and inordinate amount of time doing useless things.
>Watch this man balance 4 pencils end on end, on his nose! What a show stopper!
Also this kid is apparently one step away for being trans. The speedrunner pipeline is a phenomenon which should be studied.
>speedrunner pipeline
please elaborate.
99% of all speedrunners become trannies eventually.
any examples or sources for that claim?
asking unironically, genuinely curious.
Sure. See: Every GDQ event since Cosmo went troony.
There's like half a dozen "well known" speedrunners that transitioned therefore every speedrunner is a troony in Gankers eyes.
Never forget
https://twitter.com/GE_Federation/status/1556245859792261120?t=YhZoae2RWzWDB-aDs-v-3g
Speedrunner -> ugly troony in grandma dress -> pedo -> suicide
There's a huge correlation between being on the autism spectrum and having gender dysphoria, you can easily look up studies about it. Autism also highly correlates with a speedrunning obsession. Despite being 0.1% of the population transwomen represent 10% of speedrunners and most of the entrants in any women's speedrunning event
Is this really anything new? I could have sworn the game bugged out and locked up during a tournament match years ago.
guy has the same haircut as milfs in wegs
post it
he already carries around nintendo yoshi plush toys. it's imminent.
haha
Yep. It's actually, literally, and unironically over.
Ok, now do a b***hes speedrun
wanna bet if he's gonna troon out in 2024?
Human bros!!!
We finally got ourselves a win. Things are looking up
Tetris?
Completed it mate
how has this never been done with cheats or TAS?
everything you need to know is here
>the other guy in the tournament is a literal troony.
Also kid doesn't show his hands, he's a fraud.
>Tetris finally reach the limit of human speed
>Guy find you can tap the controller to move the piece faster, ensuring you can go further
>Peolple keep getting further and further
>A genius decide to take a crack at it, make a TAS that show how far it can go, causing the game to crash, essentially makint it the end
>Genius dude keep digging and make a massive spread sheet of all the possible ways to crash the game
>bunch of autists rush to be the first to crash the game
I pity the smart people that make all those discoveries because they all get ignored
kind of reminds me how a 14-year-old in 2009 or so upstaged most of the Guitar Hero community
Their brains are ripe for the learnins so it makes sense someone around that age would be able to pull that off. Good for the kid.
>waste your youth playing tetris of all the things
this kid is autistic right
I want him to be fricked by an older woman
>cringe button pushing techniques
You didn't beat the game
crashing a game is not beating it
it's also not even close to the final level you can reach
still impressive but clickbait
how many wieners have you sucked today?
0 today and 0 in total
not so sure about you tho, odd thing to ask
now isn't the time to lie we all know you sucked at least a hundred in the last 30 minute alone
which version?
I'm pretty sure millions of people have beaten Tetris before now, otherwise we wouldn't have known that Samus plays the Cello.
can't wait for the smear campaign by karl jobbedst and the 2000 videos that are to come analyzing the video frame by frame
Nice kid, but just by looking at him, you can tell he is autistic, and will be a troony in a few years.
he's cute, hopefully /ss/ milfs will find him before the trannies do
>watch 15 minute video about current tetris and how this kid has become better than everyone else
>literally HALF of the people at these competitions are now trannies
BROS HOOOOOOOOOOOW
I watched a youtube vid explaining the record break etc etc. Aside from that same song all those vidya essays use, it was a pretty good vid. It's a little shitty that the glitched colors at that point in the game can be hard to see on some people's TV's. Blue Scuti is a true legend though, because he was like a space traveler that had reached light speed, and did not time travel as expected, and was still piloting the ship at light speed, just hoping to make the jump.
He's using crazy techniques to even make it possible to control the vanilla NES version of the game at this speed. They call it "rolling" where he's not holding the controller normally. He is playing so fricking fast, and the he passed the line where the game had been calculated to be capable of crashing, and at that point, he is playing blind, and in the video you hear him audibly say "please crash" and he is just flying at light speed hoping he hit's one of the many points the game could crash here. Luckily, he hit one that had a 73% chance of crashing, and he got the rng.
Fricking legend, this lad. I would trust him to pilot the first light speed aircraft in space for sure. This dude was under pressure and he was crumbling a bit and his stack was climbing when the game did crash, but he is fricking stone cold compared to anyone else that has touched this game.
Okay but how does that help me in beating the 1M mark in tetris online?
>girlish scream when he gets the record
literally me when I play video games
The number of zoomer kids that absolutely got screwed over in Nintendo World Championships failing Tetris was funny and sad at the time. Gen. Alpha might save us yet.
Ah, found it. Poor Santiago.
I wonder how many people did beat this game on their Nokia brick phones, but they didn't have the spotlight of the internet back then,
People minimize this kid's success because he's white and male.
This. A white male accomplishes something and you literally have people in the main stream media saying he should touch grass and what he did isn't something to be proud of.
He crashed a NES game
people would care even less if he was asian
this little wigger is all over the news. Google his name. All the big outlets wrote articles about him.
>no hands on stream
>not Tetris: The grand master but the NES version instead
weird
MILLENNIALS BTFO'd AGAIN
The only zoomer in the video is the looney trooney lel, failure of a generation.
Future troony phenotype
Cant wait for him to grow up to be just like this homosexual