>we did it! We vanquished alduin and saved the world!
>now I need you to kill paarthurnax, until then you can frick off
What the hell was her problem?
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>we did it!
>we did it! We vanquished alduin and saved the world!
>now I need you to kill paarthurnax, until then you can frick off
What the hell was her problem?
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She's a woman, a woman in a position of authority at that.
mommy issues detected
Wrong.
The "quest" of killing Paarhurnax disappears after killing Alduin.
I know for a fact it doesn't. Unless it's a bug that's fixed by the Unofficial Patch.
you schizo no fun allowed changes are not canon Arthmoor
https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Paarthurnax_(Quest)#Journal
I misremembered. There are various factors that make it just disappear.
What? No. The quest can't even be started until you defeat Alduin.
https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Paarthurnax_(quest)
>until you defeat Alduin
There are two quests where you defeat Alduin, once where he runs away and the other where you kill him for realsies.
Parthurnax quest is given to you after defeating him for the first time.
Why wasn’t she romanceable? I need a girl boss wife like her. Her husband’s a lucky man
> NOOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE MANIPULATIVE EVIL DRAGON THAT SWITCHED SIDES SO HE COULD WIN AND BECOME THE KING OF THE DRAGON NEEDS TO BE KILLED?
Are Paarthurnax supporters actually moronic? You're told time and time again that Dragons are evil and greedy, that they seek to rule EVERYTHING, you meet this Dragon who "conveniently" joined the good guys, and as a reward you LET him become the king of all remaining dragons.
And you think that was a fricking good idea? You seriously that stupid? Enjoy having him come back to destroy the world when the dragonborn dies or is captured by Herameus Mora.
Not my problem.
b***h doesn't get to order me around when I'm killing most of the dragons for her and her sorry excuse for an order. If I want to let Paarth live he's going to live and she doesn't get a a say in the matter.
Then don't get mad when she refuses to help you?
I didn't. Far as I was concerned the Blades could frick off and do their own thing.
If she’s not gonna help me, she can frick off Sky Haven Temple. That place is mine by birthright
bros before hoes
Black person that’s how diplomacy works. You don’t make peace with your Allies. You make peace with your enemies to stop war. Not only that. He had every chance to take over when alduin was out of the picture. He didn’t.
The only real end to war pass through genocide. All dragons must die.
TOTAL DRAGON DEATH
Might as well genocide man if your intention is to end war
>we did it! We forced Japan to surrender and saved the world!
>now I need you to kill the emperor, until then you can frick off
The war is over moron
woman moment
women are fricking moronic, what else is new?
>2nd most evil dragon of all time that genocided humans for thousands of years
>"i'm super sorry let me teach you a shout to murder my rival"
kill that fricking homosexual. basically all the evil adluin did was enabled and enforced by parthanax. you have a mortal that can get rid of this threat permanently, there's no real reason not to kill him if you truly value mortals in tamriel. delphine was right. parthanax is a ticking time bomb that will inevitably return to his dragon impulses.
considering you also have harkorn and miraak to deal with why would you kill off parthanax. he's just another potentially world ending threat.
*why wouldn't
imagine if you learned some guy stabbed an entire elementary school to death by hand, would you feel bad if he was executed? even if he felt guilty? parthanax did the equivalent to humans countless times over.
In Partysnacks's case, he stabbed an entire elementary school to death because he was ordered by Scaledof Hitler while the other dragons were busy killing off entire pediatric hospitals to the ground
I'm just gonna come out and say it. This Parthanax guy. This guys a real jerk!
What a terrible name for a dragon. It reminds me of that tragedy.
you know what's worse?
he's a hypocrite!
Anon, the dragonborn is a biggest treat than paarthunax. Paarthunax is YOUR ally, if you kill him you're just shortening your list of allies who can help you if one day the Blades decide you're too dangerous to be kept alive.
You're just a weapon to them, something to point at a problem to solve it. When their (current) problems are gone, the only problem left will be YOU.
Caring about anything in Skyrims quests feels weird to me. Theres literally no point in choosing what to do in the few actual choices your given within the game outside of picking and choosing which npcs you want to keep around.
The quests are crap, as are the choices, it's the lore that people care about.
>is oath sworn to follow you
>refuses to help you unless you obey her instead
She's an oath-breaker, plain and simple.
Exactly why I beheaded Bujold the Unworthy.
If Parthurnax's plan succeeds, we got cool dragons who will live amongst humans.
If the Blades' plan succeeds, we have no dragons.
I'm taking the risk.
This.
Kyne will surely intervene if he tries to pull shit.
>that post
Change "dragons" for "pitbulls" and you'll have your answer
And how long do you think this will last? Especially with Daedra around?
Just kill Daedra instead. Problem solved for eternity.
>lmao lets just let the primordial oblivion chaos soup hang in there
That eternity won't last.
>Especially with Daedra around?
You're a lorelet so shut the frick up
Started playing skyrim after getting the anniversary edition on xbox. Started as a nord with the basic 1st preset since I can't be assed to put effort in the character creator. So far I've just been using pretty much everything. Sword and board, two hander, occasional magic. I forgot how fun it is.
I've kind of entered the retirement stage of my Skyrim playthrough building halls after ending the Civil War and beating Alduin, Harkon, and Miraak. If I go kill Paarthurnax or set myself to do it after he and the Greybeards have revealed whatever secrets they're holding onto, do the Blades just go back fighting the Thalmor?
being in such a shit game
>vanilla version : Get fricked you dry faced br*ton c**t!
>milkers edition : Yes ma'am...
Disregard thots
Acquire dragonfren
>kill me? why would you? I am with the good guys now, you see! I was with the the good guys ever since my original group ehm kherm got hehe defeated and stuff
>my previous misdeeds? well... I'm with the good guys now so all my crimes and atrocities are automatically forgiven!
No
I think we can all agree that the Blades storyline was poorly handled.
I think we can all agree that Skyrim was poorly handled.
Skyrim is a jank magnum opus
More like designed by committee moron-proofed slop but okay
post hand
Whiter than you, Rajeesh
proof
Still crying about Skrim after all these years?
I play as an altmer and don't give a shit about her and civil war either, just here to prevent Empire from ever rising again and also profit.
Kill him yourself you stupid hoe. Even ordinary soldiers and bandits can kill those so called dragons with easy, so surely one of the Blades can kill at least one, no?
I'm going to marry Paarthurnax instead
Isn't that gay.
Do it yourself. I'll even come absorb his soul for you if you can put him down.
Seems like a fair deal for someone who's sworn to serve me
Snow in vegana. Not enough Argonian barbed penis. Period pain. A combination of these three.
Isn't she a little old to be having periods?
Oh yeah, forgot she's a 50-something hag. Menopause it is, then.
>pls dragonborn pls we need your help the dragons are evil and we are weal pls help us
>HEY Black person GO KILL FRICKING PAARTHURNAX OR YOU ARE NOT IN THE COOL KIDS CLUB
I never realized how realistic skyrim was, wow
>you will never be part of the cool kids club
b***h didn't seem to realize the Blades serve the Dragonborn - as they did for the Septims before the Last Dragonborn - not the other way around. The fact you can't just tell her to frick right off with that shit and never bring it up again is incompetence on Bethesda's part.
Kill Parthy old boy? How about no?
How come so many people are so obsessed with Paarthurnax? It's not like he is an interesting character or especially well written, if anything he's written so badly that it made me want to kill him, quest or no.
WHY THE FRICK ARE YOU SPEAKING IN DRAGON LANGUAGE EVERY SECOND SENTENCE IF YOU ARE JUST GONNA FRICKING TRANSLATE IT RIGHT AFTER YOU moronic LIZARD Black person!
>Parthurnax teaches you 2 shouts and helps you meditate
>Delphines bosses you around and contributes with nothing else
Sure, but her being a b***h doesn't make the israelite lizard any more bearable.
>WHY THE FRICK ARE YOU SPEAKING IN DRAGON LANGUAGE EVERY SECOND SENTENCE
to teach it to you idiot savant
What makes him think I want to learn his moronic language? Why is it never ever brought up again outside of him? Why is every other person in the world speaking Tamrielic and not say, Orcish or Reach-tongue except for the dragons?
>What makes him think I want to learn his moronic language?
Bruh. You literally walk all the way up the mountain just so he can teach you his language
>you dont even know what he said
>frick you i did too
>what then?
>i understood
>su'um ahrk morah, whats it mean?
>it means, SIT ON THIS wienerSUCKAH
That’s how all dragons speak. Alduin, Odavhing, Durnhevir and that wierd fish dragon all speak like that
The worst part about Delphine is how fricking useless she is. She does nothing but rant about the Thalmor and Greybeards. b***h also unironically think that Ulfric did nothing wrong