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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Squenix really thought this gay edgelord shit was a good idea

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Graphics are bad on a literal sense

    Can tell where to go cause no clear visuals

    can't dodge cause visual cues suck

    can't even find chests

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dodge when they charge towards you moron

  3. 11 months ago
    YOUR COOL FRIEND

    Turn based revival when?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      never. Squenix said the real-time ones are selling better. so, it's (been) fricking over.

      • 11 months ago
        YOUR COOL FRIEND

        I wonder if FF7 Rebirth will have that classic mode again or if it’s been improved.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        if XVI is a financial and commercial success, and it's absolutely on track to be, then you're never getting that again.

        You'll get Octopath Traveler 3. That's the version of Final Fantasy you're looking for anyway.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Octopath Traveler 3. That's the version of Final Fantasy you're looking for anyway
          that garbage is AWFUL. that you even think that proves you're a shit tsste zoomer Black.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i got baited with octopath travel, the party members of that crap dont even talk to each other its fricking disgusting and seems that 2 didnt fix that shit either

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't really care about OT. The three JRPG games I want to set the mold are The Last Remnant, Lightning Returns, and SMT.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Octopath 2 is better than XVI in every category so I'm fine with that

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            When does these dialogues trigger? I've got 5 party members already and started chapter 2 on the merchant story but still didn't see any of those

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never, And you ain't my friend.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Yoshi-Piss finally getting fired

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    if 88 is tortanic what is 81

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >critic reviews
      >thinking that's what tortanic is
      lurk for 3 years before posting again

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >thinking this is it
        Tortanic was obv always going to be bad
        This is going to go be good but just hated by Ganker.
        You guys can't fathom being agreeable at all, so you perception is fricked. Shut up and cope.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      its called sony payments and egs score

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        proof?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, of course. How could I forget that in 2023 videogame "critics" and journalists are a honest, reliable and deeply moral source of information. Silly me.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek what a cope, as if 15s score didn't have those too.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I SWEAR MY SHIT GAME IS BETTER THAN THAT OTHER SHIT GAME
      It's not, stop it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus Christ, Barry is on a rampage. I've never seen so many Barry threads on Ganker before. lol

      ooof...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        its ogre...

        Yoshi-P, Takai, and Maehiro Won

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >LOL
      >If they think my shit game of 88 is shit
      >I wonder what they think of this shit game

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Final Fantasy games just feel extremely tryhard to me. I cannot explain it but they're like the videogame version of "forgive me master i must go all out... just THIS ONCE!!" and it always comes off as impotent.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      take your meds, schizo

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They have been like that for a while now like since PS2 days

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I share your feeling. They're dumb but at the same time take themselves very seriously.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is more of a Square Enix thing. Putting $$$ and forced hype into these big projects only for them to flop every time.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not Tortanic, it's Mass Effect 3. It has the literal same fricking ending.
    (inb4 "ME3 had three endings" shut up b***h, you know that's no true.)

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every new game is a tortanic on Ganker.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Desperate, your turn.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No discussion I thought he thread, instead it just nothing but hit on the game which isn’t even out yet
    Feels very natural

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Game turns out good
    >THIS TIME TORTANIC IS REAL
    Normal Ganker moronation like always

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ff16
      >good

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        We all tried the demo. It's great, Barry.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >demo

          Have you woken up late? We've all seen the leaks and reviews for AFTER DEMO content. It's shit, FF16 Barry.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The reviewers all say it's great though, and the only negative ones complain about fricking all-white cast and misogyni.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh yeah, because "reviewers" are a reliable and honest source when it comes to BIG BRAND products from BIG COMPANIES. Even those "positive" reviews can't stop themselves from mentioning moronic shit about this game like the mmo-like quest design or nonsensical plot

              >ff16
              >I didn't get the game nor have i played it
              >Let me tell you it's shit anyway

              >you have to touch a hot plate to know that it would hurt

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the plate is off
                >It's cool to the touch
                >I'll scream in pain anyway

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ends with a 10 minute auto scroller unskippable cutscene where nothing interesting happens
          >npcs shouting "FRICK" repeatedly (horribly unfit for a professional franchise like FF)
          >button mashing against enemies with bloated HP
          >starts the exact same way as the Gollum game with bad "platforming" and "cinematic set-pieces"

          The demo is trash and don't say we.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            mashing against enemies with bloated HP
            Proof you didn't play the game. All enemies outside of bosses and elites melt like butter, as it should be. Or you are just terrible and auto attack everything.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >npcs shouting "FRICK" repeatedly (horribly unfit for a professional franchise like FF)

            Ummmmmmm don't you know that it's actually dark and mature storytelling that makes it exactly like Game of Thrones?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ff16
        >I didn't get the game nor have i played it
        >Let me tell you it's shit anyway

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    so it'll make squeenix billions after the morons here claim they won something?

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We were robbed of Versus XIII

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Discordtroons try to derail Elden Ring
    >When that fails they try to derail Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
    >When that fails they come for Final Fantasy 16
    Like clock-work. When they've got bored of this game Spider-Man 2 or Armored Core 6 will be the next game they go after.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >muh discord

      All of FF16 shillbase are "huge FF fans" who only played FF14. You can tell by the amount of ssethe and disrespect they have about anime, japanese people and old final fantasy. You can shut up now

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't believe you. Might as well just be falseflaggers all over the shop.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah yeah, I know that you're in the denial stage now

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Im pirate anon, we never reach the denial stage.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      shazamtrannies are desperate
      it's unbelievable the damage cyberpunk being shit did to this board

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're already going after armored core it seems by dooming that it's a souls game.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker thinks games like modern God of War, The Last of Us and Star Wars Jedi sucks. I don't put much value on people here thinking FFXVI is "bad".

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ganker thinks games like modern God of War, The Last of Us and Star Wars Jedi sucks.
      Do they not?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every game you mentioned sucks shit, just like Final homosexualry ShitStreaks does.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get why everyone and their mother was shilling this game so goddamn much.
    Jesus christ I couldn't step into twitter without being bombarded with posts praising how this is will be the best FF game ever made. Especially content creators trying to convince people how this is a real Final Fantasy game and constantly replying to criticism.
    >see how this guy does the dragoon pose!!! It's final fantasy!!!
    >f-final fantasy has always changed!! why are you chuds against change huh?
    I don't know if it was shilling for free or what but it felt extremely manufactured.
    I like that they're going for a more medieval setting, I love FF Tactics so it's nice to see something a little more gritty. But this constant bombardment of positivity when the game isn't even out yet feels really weird.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sick blog post sister

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ, Barry is on a rampage. I've never seen so many Barry threads on Ganker before. lol

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah there's just no way other people would join the fun of shitting on popular thing during the release day on one of the most popular boards here haha it's just one guy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently it was even worse before and a bunch of ff16 threads were deleted. I will never understand what this game did to cause this much seethe

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you want him to stop ignore his moronic ass

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    its ogre...

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't know what the TORtanic was

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Demo was pretty sick how's it reviewing

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      88. Not bad considering half the reviewers are either crying about no turn based conbat, no diversity or no exploration because they didnt try after the time skip. Also the story is mg rising/devil may cry/kojima levels of cringekino so a bunch of them got filtered hard

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I give ff a lot of leeway in gameplay design because everything else is usually amazing. Sounds like this new one maintains that standard

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s good but there’s some seriously seething over not having blacks

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This but unironically, the tortanic is the schizophrenic ffxv homosexual who’s going to kill himself

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