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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Give me Infinity Blade back

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can download it from our, clearly superior, store, gaiji... I mean, anon.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't need the Epic Games Launcher to download Unreal Engine anymore.

    https://flathub.org/apps/details/io.github.achetagames.epic_asset_manager

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    congratulations, you have a basic functionality steam had over a decade ago

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ok now buy out tencent so they no longer own your company

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you so against China anon?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Haha we reached parity with 2003 Steam. What now, chud????

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >wanting parity with steam
      Actually we don't have bloat in our client like Steam. You don't need at least half of steam's features.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You don't need a launcher if it doesn't have features.
        Launchers are massive bloat by default - by providing users with a big arsenal of features, the bloat becomes tolerable.
        If it has nothing, why would I want that?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >why would I want that?
          something something monopoly
          frick steam

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You'd willingly eat shit to stick it to those who earn their bucks through providing a quality product compared to their competitors
            I see

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Plenty of people want a minimalistic launcher and today you can't really do without launchers.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            yes your computer literally cannot launch an .exe without a launcher

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              So you want to download your games via email? Or browser?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    congratulations on taking 3 years to add a basic feature that even the shittiest mom and pop store website has from the beginning.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You made the permanent shit-list the moment you begun the anti-consumer 3rd party exclusivity contract cancer, that can never be excused.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    now get a workshop, handheld console, and VR headset and you might finally be onto something

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I will now buy games on your store. Steamies lost.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Make pic related available then jackass. While you're at it, what about stuff like the rest of SE's games from 2021 and 2022 that are still Steam exclusive? I want to use help stop Valve but Tim is fully expecting me to use EGS alongside Steam

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