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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That aint workin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The game would unironically look 100 times better if it was properly emulating the style of the dire straits music video

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nah because knopfler called someone a homosexual back in the day he can't do it for fear of being unpersoned.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          my point stands

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The game would unironically look 100 times better if it was properly emulating the style of the dire straits music video

      >pivoted towards this sort of artstyle due to backlash and nostalgia pandering for boomers
      >causes a mass exodus of the creatively bankrupt looking to scrape all of the iconic music videos from the 80s and late 90s
      >get a vidya full of nightmare fuel puppets from Genesis and a game in the artstyle of pic relate

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        sounds rad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/xTVcNMn.jpg

      WE GOTTA MOVE THESE
      REFRIGERATORS

      HOLY SOUL
      WHAT GAME?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pp nose

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    literally white genocide

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      and that's a good thing

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We gots to move these color teeeeveeees~

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [guitar solo]

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The little homosexual with the earring and the makeup.

    (I have no idea what song the other people are singing)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that little homosexual hes a MiLlIoNaIrE

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The little homosexual with the earring and the makeup.

        (I have no idea what song the other people are singing)

        Now everyone says Californy
        That's where you wanna beEEEee
        He gonna move next
        To mr Drysdale
        And be a Beverly Hillbillyyyyyy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >and the makeup
      Wow, for years I thought this lyrics was "...and the mink coat". I'm dumb.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wait it's not?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >check out the remastered video
      >they still haven't cut that part out
      still can't figure out who Mark was referring to here either. Its not George Micheal is it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Isnt the song from the perspective of a blue collar worker? never thought it was a jab at anyone in particular.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It was I just want to know if there ever was a homosexual with the earring and the makeup.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          From what I recall the lyrics are based on his recollection of a conversation he overheard while in a food court between a couple guys working in an appliance store next to the food court, as they watched a Dire Straits music video that was demoing on some of the TVs sold there.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Fricking Newfies, man.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >all the local stations have the edited version

      Frick those buttholes, i still scream homosexual loud, because that's the lyric

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Man, I'd take that. Most of the ones around here play the shorter version that cuts the whole section, and it really fricks with the flow of the song.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah buddy, that's his own hair.
      That little homosexual got his own jet airplane
      That little homosexual he's a millionaire

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Money for nothing
    Dom does it for free

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty constructive when you have thousands of people saying that they don't like the artstyle and want a new one, when there's still time to delay the game and fricking redo it to something that isn't visually offensive to 90% of your potential paying audience.

      Can't wait for this shit to flop because their arrogance. I'm so fricking mad. I'll still play it but I'm not paying for it, I'll nick the GOG version.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >still time to delay the game and (redo it completely)
        Going on about arrogance in the next sentence is legitimately very funny. "I'll play it anyways but I won't pay for it."

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >OH WELL ITS TOO LATE TO CHANGE IT NOW
          maybe they shouldn't have committed to such a radically different artstyle without really knowing how fans would react, then. sounds pretty fricking arrogant to me to just assume whatever you make will be immediately loved just because its the only way fans are gonna get a new game

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Damn man, you are pretty stupid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why does he think anyone voices an opinion? The whole point is recognition.

      You make a product, if your audience are all telling you "this looks like shit", maybe they're not just trying to be dicks. It's not "bullying" if they don't want what you're offering them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think its very constructive when everyone tell you that your game looks like shit.

      Like even if 90% of the assets are done you could still try to implement the feedback and make for example the main characters less ugly.

      But hey go ahead and release it as it is and then screech whatever homosexual shit of the month it is to blame xyz for your shit sales numbers

      You could have avoided this if you had fished for feedback during pre production

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's pretty constructive when you have thousands of people saying that they don't like the artstyle and want a new one, when there's still time to delay the game and fricking redo it to something that isn't visually offensive to 90% of your potential paying audience.

        Can't wait for this shit to flop because their arrogance. I'm so fricking mad. I'll still play it but I'm not paying for it, I'll nick the GOG version.

        How can you even politely say you think someone's work suck and they should redo it? Even if everyone walked on eggshells trying to tell them, would they listen? I don't think so. Most people said it without being that rude, but they still became VERY defensive about it... it's pretty much

        >uh i don't like this artstyle
        >WHY YOU SO ANGRY THIS IS BULLYING
        >no it's really bad i swear
        >NO I WON'T LISTEN OUR BUBBLE SAY IT'S FINE AND YOU MUST BE A MINORITY

        This is just childish and stupid. They won't listen no matter what, and the game already has a 99% negative marketing. I was excited hearing about it, but now i'll get a pirate copy because i don't want to support them anymore.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You'd think they'd at least change the dick nose.
        Like Guybrush is the only character to have that penis nose, no one else has the red nose Tumblr thing.

        It wouldn't even harm the existing animations if they just took a minute to paint bucket tool the pink tip to be skin colored

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's right, having an opinion doesn't entitle you to see it realized.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And I don't have to buy a shitty, frankly offensive product. Nobody does.
        Just trying to save the guy x years of his and everyone on the crews life.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But that's clearly not what the other guy in the picture said, the guy that the author is talking about.
          That guy is literally throwing a tantrum over someone making a product he doesn't like, and instead of not buying it and moving on he's crying like a kid on social media to try and get it changed. Where the frick did live and let die go?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I must disagree with your assessment of babyishness and entitlement. From my perspective, it is the reverse.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              But you're saying that the creator is not entitled to make something as they see fit?

              And you aren't entitled to my money or praise

              The guy in question never said that, all his complaints I've read (all of them here because I don't follow twitter) have been about how people should stop harassing him over the artstyle, not how they should praise him or give him money.
              That tweet too is along these same lines. It's more of a plea to be left alone than anything.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No.
                Monkey island being left to rot for so long means it should move to the domain of the fans.
                You can't squat a copyright undefended, so you shouldn't be able to appear a decade later like a smelly long lost sibling and deliver a grotesque and unpopular sequel.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's a completely different discussion which borders on whataboutism. As the old proverb goes, two wrongs don't make one right and there's no logical connection between "the ip was left to rot for 20 years" to "I should decide what game gets made with that IP."
                I wish there was, because then we wouldn't have modern trek if we had it my way, but that's not how it works.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think you're arguing in good faith, so I'm going to call you a Black person and leave it at that.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                okay you double Black person

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The creator is allowed to make what they want, and people are allowed to criticize it indefinitely. For some reason you have this bizarre notion in your head that people can only only criticize something once and then never again. That is not how it works.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sure but it's going to cost you sales.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And you aren't entitled to my money or praise

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What a weird concept! A company making the game their audience wants!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >it isn't about constructive criticism
      it is though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Would you guys shut the frick up? He's trying to bang the artist and she won't put out if he admits her art looks like shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the artist is a guy who ron has wanted to remake his game since 2009
        lurk more and stop with the unfunny normalgay attempts at humor

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >bully somebody into giving you what you want
      It seems developers forget that they are selling a product, they're supposed to make something people want to buy
      they're acting like games are a gift we have to be grateful for no matter how bad, as if we're entitled for asking something worth our money

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >bro what will it take to buy my game?
      >do literally what everyone is asking for and change the ugly artstyle
      >NOOOOOOOOOOOO, IT'S BULLYING
      this is like Ganker levels of shitposting

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >bro what will it take to buy my game?
        that's not what he asked, you're making imaginary arguments in your head.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >bro why are you complaining about how my game looks and being mean to me 🙁
          >please stop the snide comments about how i have a terrible artstyle uwuu

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I assume being bombarded 24/7 about how ugly the thing you've been passionate about for the past 4 years must suck. You might not like the artstyle but cut the guy some slack, he clearly does if he decided to go with it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Then he shouldn't have bothered making it if he couldn't handle morons spamming him for making an artstyle reminiscent of corpo art

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Then he shouldn't have bothered making it
                He and his team thought it was good and weren't expecting this absolute onslaught, how is this so hard for you to understand?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the team were full of yes men who love corporate art

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Lol I hope these are being sent to Ron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                BRO MY ART IS UNIQUE, SUBVERSIVE AND SHOCKING
                It also just so happens to look like corporate art

                apparently? I don't like it either but I won't go harassing the devs over it

                Then why the frick are you in this thread? Just to be a fricking idiot?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >noooo if you don't blindly agree with me you shouldn't be allowed to talk to me...y-you idiot!
                why so mad, I'm simply asking questions.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No you aren't, you already know the answer to those questions. You are simply baiting.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >if you don't blindly agree with me you're baiting
                twitter is that way friend

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You don't agree with me already, I know that since you've decided to have this stupid pedantic reply chain for no reason.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Please stop engaging with newbie shitposters.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >everyone that disagrees with me is pedantic
                and you wonder why devs don't take you seriously.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's Ganker, you are simply asking people to stop shitting on a person for...?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It isn't exactly like Corporate art.
                The new Monkey Island game is a lot more cubist with everything being an angle instead of the corpo stuff which is all curves.
                Also the color palate is darker

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yeah fair enough, when i was making that screenshot it was for shitposting purposes and yeah, it isn't the same since it has more detail but the highlights of certain things on the bodies and environments make the cubist look fricked

                threepwoods face looks like a hat on top of his lower jaw, or it looks disconnected idk i'm moronic

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                apparently? I don't like it either but I won't go harassing the devs over it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ummmm sorry sweaty, ANY dissenting opinion is akin to death threats and harassment
                >t. because I said so
                350 more posts of this moronic shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >leave your suggestions in the box and we will carefully consider them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dom used to be a pretty cool guy, too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        When I saw the trailer I thought they got another voice actor, he wasn't even trying.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao what does he think the "constructive" part of constructive criticism refers to? It implies the end goal is constructing something better, this guy just wants critique that don't hurt his feelings.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    please don't tell me that's guybrush official art

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      penis nose

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      More like Soibrush amirite

      penis nose

      He’s got a butt chin so penis nose matches well

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        penis nose

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ah beady eyes, lovely

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Art style by itself is alright but faces are genuinely repulsive.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >literal dickface
    Ron really hates his fans, doesn't he?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THAT LITTLE homosexual

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that """"""""""""""design""""""""""""""""""" is literally so bad I have to hide this thread from the catalogue because I can't stand seeing it

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    No such implication. At this point we can agree that the less white people in the world, the better.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This except Black folk

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >racism outside of /b/
      smdh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Are you announcing a report?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you started it with your antiwhitism homosexual.
        Don't throw rocks if you live in a glass house.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Lol what the frick are you on about schizo, you can't be racist against whites.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            see what I mean?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Very weak bait

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Get woke go broke

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i don't actually mind the art, I just don't like the reaction to criticism

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that little clampett got his own cement pond

    that little clampett he's a millionaire

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I want the art style to be provocative and shocking
    It looks like shit, Gilbert...
    >I am now a victim

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HE'S BANGIN ON THE BONGOS LIKE A CHIMPANZEE

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    As fricking hideous as the artstyle is, I take more issue with the fact that is obviously not because they thought it was the "right" style for the game but because it downplays the other artistic problem with this game: the animation.

    Which I recognize is probably a budgetary problem - but it must be a huge one, because sure, proper 2d animation, even computer assisted, is expensive, but 3d animation is far less so. Did they really have THAT little of a budget allocated for this game's graphics that they had to resort to paper-puppet visuals? It was a clever move 10-15 years ago when that sort of look was uncommon, now it's painfully apparent as a desperate attempt to cover up penny pinching with a visually striking (take "striking" as literally as possible with no comment to personal taste or technical quality) style.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SEE THE LITTLE homosexual WITH THE EARRING AND THE MAKEUP

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If Ron had come out and said "We know it's a weird style. We're trying something different and we know it's going to be an uphill battle to convince you. We're confident but we're also listening. " They would have saved themselves a lot of headache. They could literally have just tweaked Guybrush's nose slightly and everyone would have shut up. "They listened!" fans would say.

    Whoever is responsible for marketing and PR on RMI should be fired, they completely fricked up.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would even respect Ron if he went out and said "frick you, this is my artistic vision and this is how it's supposed to look." The way they've been circlejerking each other doesn't give off a lot of confidence.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      a different attitude would be nice but I think the issue is its not even 'weird', its just generic corporate art. its not very visually pleasing and its not weird and edgy, it just looks like they outsourced it to some shitty graphic design company that usually makes ads for old people medicine

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me its the Sultans of Swing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's Making Movies.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        For me, it’s Night Moves.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          for me its Once Upon a Time in The West

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >not The Man's Too Strong
            I AM JUST A AGING DRUMMER BOY AND THE WARS I USED TO PLAY...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's Old Days.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    But if wp disappears, how will other people b***h?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Those guys status: not dumb

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    someone post the pic where this guy retweeted the soulless guybrush design in 2007

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LOOK AT THEN YO-YO'S, THAT'S THE WAY YA DO IT
    YA GET YOUR FUNDING FROM THE E-S-G

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I SHOULDA LEARNED TO PLAY THE GUITAR
    I SHOUDLA LEARNED TO PLAY THEM DRUMS

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"industry legend" Ron Gilbert malding on his blog and twitter because people are complaining about the art style
    >50/50 dislike rate on youtube trailer
    >blocks all comments, claims gamer entitlement and almost namedrops GG
    >refuses to discuss anything about the game

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hope her ass is canned

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hah, what do YOU think?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          this was posted july 3rd I don't know you tell me, a hearing and this and that takes time to even make news.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They built a thunderdome in that time to film all of the punchups properly?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >replaced qualified staff with unknowledgeable employees
      Now realize that this is happening on all levels of society, in every industry, and understand that there is no future.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sometimes I think it's a bad thing the people behind the sonic movie redesigned his model because it made consumers think the average creative will actually listen and that this wasn't a stroke of sheer luck combined with said design not being a creative but a corporate decision to begin with in that one instance, and it made creatives far more bitter about the realization that their audiences know better than they do when it comes to their own visions sometimes.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What is funny is that these "games as art" types get so infuriated by criticism. Art is about criticism. Games will never "grow up" and "become art" with these types of people at the helm. They have such a 3rd graders view of art that its honestly fricking nuts. I have gravitated away from video games and into old films in recent years because its nice to actually intellectually engage with something of substance for once.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just like how film is for people too stupid to appreciate literature, video games are for people too stupid to appreciate film. There are artful games, sure; Tetris, Abzu, Cuphead, etc.

      But when you look at cinematic/story driven games, the absolute best of them only end up being half-decent compared to movies of the same genre.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >people who won't buy the game anyway are complaining about it
    like clockwork

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why do you suppose the people who are complaining about it might not buy it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If they were going to buy it they would be supportive and/or offer constructive criticism, rather than spew bile and send death threats.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          who the frick is talking about death threats schizo

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >this looks like shit ffs just kys
          >OH MY SCIENCE I'M RECEIVING DEATH THREATS!!!! THEY'RE COMING TO KILL ME HEEEELLLPP!!!!!!!!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >tell people do kill themselves for making a game
            >WTF WHY DON'T PEOPLE TAKE MY CRITICISM SERIOUSLY MUST BE THOSE EVIL WOMEN AND MINORITIES OUT TO GET ME

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              lmao kys pathetic b8poster
              here's your (You) so you feel less lonely for five minutes

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              lmao kys pathetic b8poster
              here's your (You) so you feel less lonely for five minutes

              samegay

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                samegay deeznuts

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Please do not engage with shitposting newbies.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >spew bile

          hello leftist

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i actually like the color palettes they're using, but the beady black eyes are the biggest offense to me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dude looks like fricking pepper Ann

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What's that? Hawaiian noises?
    What did he mean by this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >hes bangin on those bongos like a chimpanzee
      coconutbros on suicidewatch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well the song is about a working class dude being astonished that people making music for MTV have such easy lives.
      A trend in the 80s when the song came out was "World Music" using random sounds, instruments, or styles from different 'exotic' places and using them in more mainstream American pop.

      The next line in the song "he's bangin' on the bongos like a chimpanzee" is referring to how Hair metal drummers would massively exaggerate their movements while drumming on camera.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >another 400 posts of "anything that disagrees with the developer is TOXIC and OBSCENE DEATH THREATS" shitposting

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ew his nose has phimosis

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they think this would be a smart move? People flipped shit about the Wind Waker changing art style to the point it under performed on release and that was A) a fricking Zelda game and B) actually good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ron didn't want to repeat an artstyle he had done before, and he didn't want to do a retro pixel art thing.
      He liked the look of that vector cubism thing, and chose that for a new look.

      Also the main art guy behind Monkey Island 3 died, so he couldn't get him again

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Throwback vector cubism isn't even that bad of an idea. LeChuck looks really cool in this style. The issue is everything else has a distinctly corporate art style about it that's not only been driven into the ground, but has already been done to death.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gaybrush sclongshnozz

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Man the Scholastic catalog is really shit nowadays.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw it's a pop-out book

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    H A W A I I A N N O I S E S
    >GTGAY4

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >brony says he would rather take a pony
    ofc you would, horse fricker.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    See the little homosexual with the earring and the makeup?
    Yeah buddy, that's his own hair
    That little homosexual got his own jet airplane
    That little homosexual, he's a millionaire

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >that little homosexual with the fortnite dancing
    >that little homosexual has his own livestream
    >that little homosexual is a millionaire

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want my...
    I want my MI3

    Now look at that art-style, that's not the way you do it
    Drawing shit art for Ron's MI3
    That ain't good-looking, that's not the way you do it
    Monkey for nothin and chimps for free
    That ain't workin', that's not the way you do it
    Lemme tell ya, Gilbert ain't dumb
    Don't get an artist who could cost you a fortune
    Don't get a loan shark who could cost you your thumb

    We got to install games that look better
    No penis noses, globohom
    We got to find some working animators
    We got to stop this corporate piece

    See that little troony with the earing and the make-up
    Yeah buddy, he calls himself a 'she.'
    That little troony he redesigned Guybrush
    That little troony he's the art designer

    We got to install games that look better
    No penis noses, globohom
    We got to find some working animators
    We got to stop this corporate piece

    I shoulda learned to draw on tumblr
    I shoulda learned to draw my noses red
    Look at that style with the cubist vector
    Man, we could have done that
    And he's up there, what's that? An Animation?
    It's flailing but still static like a puppet on string.
    That ain't good lookin’, that's not the way you do it
    Get your monkey for nothin', and your chips for free

    We got to install games that look better
    No penis noses, globohom
    We got to find some working animators
    We got to stop this corporate piece

    Listen here
    Now that ain't good lookin’', that's not the way you do it
    Making shit art for Ron's MI3
    That ain't workin'
    That's not the way you do it
    Monkey for nothin', and your chimps for free

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    P E N I S

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Ron Gilbert wasn't involved with the best Monkey Island Game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I miss that art style
      It fit MI so good
      They should'Ve gone back to that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You can no longer hire anyone in the west capable of creating art like that.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sad

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Reminder that Ron Gilbert wasn't involved with the best Monkey Island Game

          anyone now the art guy on MI 3?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Has anyone been as far decided want to look more like?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          they could just do cel shaded 3D graphics. should be way easier than hand drawn animation, no?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You could hire a japanese studio and make them emulate a western art style.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Madre de Dios! Es el Pollo Diablo!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i loved the german dub

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Das Teufelshühnchen!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Si! He dejado en libertad los prisioneros y ahora vengo por ti!

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >detailed stubble
    >but eyes are tiny unexpressive beads
    I don't get how you could make such an unappealing style. Nidhogg 2 tier.

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    If you don’t know what that was referencing, you were obviously born after 2000 and should consequently frick right off

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stopping by to remind everyone that Love Over Gold is the best Dire Straits album

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its all so tiresome and predictable.

    >Announce game with ugly artstyle
    >People criticise it
    >Creator and fans strawman the critcism as "People just dont like it because its not pixel!", even though people love the style of MI3
    >Creator then posts "Boohoo, Ive got deaththreats, Im leaving the internet"
    >Anyone who doesn't like the artstyle is now labelled "toxic"

    Predictable. Just wait, the game will come out and people will refer the the artstyle as "gorgeous" (you're already seeing this now - some people even saying that the art doesnt matter in a POINT AND CLICK game).

    When everything cools down it will then be described as "controversial" and how "You either loved it or hated it!".

    I am so sick of video games.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Someone should make an image showing these steps so we can post it whenever it happens, since it feels like its repeating every week

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It really is just manufactured outrage. They know its easier to make a shit product and gaslight everyone into believing all detractors are just nazis and chuds, rather than making something actually creative and beautiful.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's more a failing of social media, not of video games. Agree with your point though. Seeing it happen again and again, at a certain point you can't even be angry, it's just tiring.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I could accept it if not for the penis nose. I wouldn't like it, but I could accept it. Penis nose is even worse than Tumblr nose, it's just insanity to me.

      The beady eyes is also the easiest fix in the world, dunno why they're so married to the concept of just having soulless dots for eyes.

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you now I like it.

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    So you’re underage, yep

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Black person ON Ganker TELLING SOMEONE TO GET A LIFE
    confirmed bait

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      So you’re underage, yep

      trolls

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's amazing. The first game was literally the first game I played ever and still one of my favorites. Normally a new Monkey Island game would be a day 1 purchase, maybe even a pre-order. But now because of the art style and everything else I see is going to make me wait.

    Ron, why the frick would you deliberately choose an abrasive art style meant to shock and upset people?
    Ron, why are you acting surprised when people in fact became upset?
    I love you, Ron, but are you a complete fricking moron, Ron?

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any decent person should've stopped caring about Monkey Island after the sequel back in the day.

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesn't Gilbert just open up a Kickstarter and if it reaches a certain amount, delay the game and make an alternate "retro" art style (like that of MI 1 and 2 for instance) that can be toggled in-game for the people who don't like the current one?

    Or would he rather just be a c**t and lose money because his feefees were hurt?

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