We need to set the standard for 8+ missions. If they are using anything but the right breaker gun. Kick.

We need to set the standard for 8+ missions.
If they are using anything but the right breaker gun. Kick.
If they have worthless stratagems that are weak. Kick
If they don't have either Rail Gun or Nade launcher. Kick
Not using a shield. Kick (high levels your stupid dogs are pointless. it is not about killing it is about living to do objectives.
Some would argue auto cannon, but the game armor is not working, so shield is a must on higher levels. I seen too many wasted spots with auto cannon players.
We need to set a standard for high rank pug play.
You can have your silly builds or weak guns on your own or friends time, but if you not using these things. You are trolling, and should be kicked.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chill out brah, have a pepperoni and a glass of milk

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick would he do with a single pepperoni

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not a single one usually but when I make a pizza I will take some of the peperoni and chuck it in the air fryer for a moment

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw slumming it on difficulty 5 because I only have one friend that plays this game and matchmaking is still busted

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Matchmaking is usually working for me.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I usually play using crossplay because my friend is on PS5 and I'm on PC so that probably has a lot to do with it. Nobody ever joins are games no matter how long we wait on the ship or with the SOS beacon.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's curious and I'm sorry I can't help you.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody on PC wants to play with PS players because they have such long.load times. I don't know why you wouldn't be getting matched with PS players, though.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >PS5 has such long load times
            Stop talking shite.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Of all the things you could complain about, you pick the one where PS5 mogs 98% of people playing on PC kek

              Do you homosexuals really believe yourselves?
              I have the game installed on an HDD and even then I can instantly tell when someone is playing on ps5 because they take an hour to move from the platform after finishing the mission or because they're making the loading sequence before landing last much longer.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The PS5 has an SSD you moron.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                and with a shit fricking processor it still means nothing

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I really don't know if you're meming or really this moronic.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                1:39
                Remember to NEVER, and I mean NEVER stop humbling console cucks.

                They will crawl through shit dirt and glass and gleefully declare they have it good because they don't know anything else.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You said the long load times is because someone has a PS5, which has an SSD and runs the optimised. Crossplay with PC with people who are running older hardware and with a HDD, no they're not the problem it's the PS5 the game that has been optimised for.
                This is why you're moronic and were asked twice were you meming or really this moronic.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                1) I play with crossplay on, on an HDD and I have literally never ever not been the first to leave the platform and my loading times have never been longer than anyone else I've been playing with
                3) the video already proves all your SSD does is mitigate your already shit load times, it's still not all that matters but you wouldn't know because you're a console gay

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                My apologies, my pc loaded the post too quick so it shot up to 3 instead of 2.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                SSDs have been less than $30 for 5 years now. Why the frick are you still on an HDD

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's a poor ESL, very likely some Eastern Europoor from the way he writes.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >consolecuck calls pc gay poor
                If anything I'll allow you to continue coping.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                My HDD is titanic and my SSD is full of games I like better.
                But I agree I should get off my ass and go get another SSD.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I only use my HDDs to store porn, have 3 of them, 4TB each.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Again, why not get an SSD they're $30 for 1tb. Are you too stupid to know how to install one? Or too poor to afford one?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because I can buy an 3TB HDD for the same money, stop telling and him how to spend our money homosexual

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                *telling me and him

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Third world poor, got it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                cope, I have my OS installed on an SSD, games are stored on the second SSD, the rest are my coom contents which is stored on 3 4TB HDDs, go frick yourself pajeet

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Saying he has a 4090
                >Complains about $30 worth of SSD's being too expensive
                L O L

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I see, you're 12 and don't have the money for more than one gaming system which is why you're in this weird plastic war mindset that my plastic is better.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The PS5 has an SSD out of necessity, not out of luxury.
                The chinks at sony saw the loading times PS5 games would have without it and even they were horrified.

                At most you have better load times than a laptop with an hdd now (yay!), nowhere NEAR a pc with decent specs, in most cases not even with an ssd.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pictures speak louder than words,

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Of all the things you could complain about, you pick the one where PS5 mogs 98% of people playing on PC kek

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            no it's that ps players don't wanna play with pc because they are all cheaters

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just carry my team to evac regardless of what they're using or how low level they are. We got a guy that started at level 8 to helldive difficulty today.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual metal slave in a pve game

      Chad real gamer
      It's a still issue. Compensate for your teammates weaknesses

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >trying to sweat in a pve non-ranked silly coop game just meant for having fun killing bugs
    What a monumental homosexual.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    look at this loser who can't play easy level 8 without meta weapons. I can solo 8. people like you are the weak link who need to be carried. kick yourself

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    sure but fix the fricking game

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ALWAYS RUNNING SHIELD IS

    BOOOOORIIIIIIIIING

    They need to buff the autocannon and some of the other primary weapons.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no you MUST play meta!
    No.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I *WILL* run EAT, teamkill you with it, grab the railgun and shield you dropped and run off the map with it. Enjoy the 6 minute cooldown, since it's haz 8 and complex plotting/anti air is in effect.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Use whatever you want but it's kinda obnoxious that some weapons are wholly inferior to other weapons you get earlier
    The starting pump shotgun is better than like all but 2 primaries
    95% of strategems are worthless because the eagle airstrike and railgun exist

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's one of the benefits of live service games. They can patch it based on player feedback.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >95% of strategems are worthless because the eagle airstrike and railgun exist
      But having 380mm, 120mm and walking barrage at the same time at the same location is more fun 8)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish at least one fricking round would hit where you actually put the damn beacon
        its the only reason why i switched to eagle strikes, maybe im just remembering it in helldivers 1 wrong

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can't believe i wasted money on the 120mm barrage. Holy frick that is useless. Literally does nothing.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        380mm and 120mm would be better if it was laser-designated. You could actually use it from a distance where its atleast reasonable to use.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >95% of strategems are worthless
      Speak for yourself, metatroon. With the expanded hangar bay I get 2 500 kilos and 5 clusters, walking barrages are actually good for clearing out medium/large bot encampments, and smokes/EMS let you reposition with impunity.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you're referring to the angel, it's spelled Metatron, actually.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No. Metatroon is a person who is transitioning from fun to meta slave.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You call me a metagay but I literally opened with "use whatever you want"
        Stop being a fricking Black person and admit the power scaling is wildly inconsistent

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >500 kilos
        >clusters
        Hate to break it to you but both are meta

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >calling anyone a metatroon while using eagle clusters and 500kg bomb

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The pump shotgun has 40 shells while the auto shottys have, what, 7x15 shells? And you only lose 10% of damage per round, your DPS is still much higher and lasts longer.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >95% of strategems are worthless
      because you can only bring 4
      make it so we can upgrade each ship compartment and get a always active tier 1 stratagem that doesn't fill a slot

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do kids actually meta and play carbon copies of everyone else in games?

    Holy frick that must be boring.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I see at least one Breaker/Rail in his little safety bubble in every match and far and away they have the situational awareness of a fricking Koala and use up all the respawns and never actually hit anything with their railgun. Every match. Actual NPCs

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he needs people to carry his ass
    LMAO

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't teamwork the whole point of the game?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. I don't know what your question had to do with his comment, since being carried has frick all to do with teamwork, but yes that's the entire point of Helldivers.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >8+
    why wouldn't you just say 8 or 9? are you as moronic as your post sounds?

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play the way I want or you're not allowed
    no wonder you don't have any friends to play with

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    crossposting low effort bait from the steam forums is even more disgusting than bringing it from reddit. no (You) for you.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >trying to meta fotm co op game
    Lemme guess, you’re the same homosexual who was crying about randoms having fun in lethal company and not playing by your moronic arbitrary rules?

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >if theyre not following my Meta, kick
    have you considered killing yourself?

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >meta
    zoomers are the fricking worst

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    railgun/shield pack is for pussies!
    I'm using Auto cannon everytime.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    they need more viable wacky stuff/different play styles. sick of rail gun high explosive ordinance everywhere

    give me a fricking pile bunker and rocket powered roller skates

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus, why those game attract autistic homosexual that act like it's an competitive game ? There is the same kind of moron on DRG that post shit like "rank 500 minimum or kick" for a Hazard 4 game or moronic restriction on overclock

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Jesus, why those game attract autistic homosexual that act like it's a competitive game ?
      Because these homosexuals couldn’t cut it in a real competitive game and try to colonize co op games to satiate their bruised egos. I’ve known plenty of their types personally and they’re all untermensch trash.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Co-op games pretty much specialize in making players feel like they're hot shit, but because they never actually have to compete with other players their ego never gets checked. Every co-op game is like this.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >teammate collects sample
    >shoot players in the head when extracting
    >refuse to elaborate

    Anyone else does this?

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So if you have a solid team to play with do you all just equip railgun and shield pack?
    You don't stagger your stratagems across each player?
    I guess if you're just rushing through and focusing on the main objective it doesn't matter.
    But it sounds fricking boring.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i only play on easy because i have no patience for longer missions

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not dropping down into Malevelon Creek, putting on a vietnam war playlist, and mowing down t-1000's to wind down from work
      NGMI

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        On that note, it is just me or does the game's actual soundtrack kind of suck?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're T-700's homosexual.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          based but t-800. the t700 was some robot from the card game or something

          but yeah the t-1000 is the robert patrick liquid one from t2

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Both mine stratagems, tesla tower and arc thrower. Cant stop me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      mines are designed to kill your friends, right?

  26. 3 months ago
    BirdAnon

    If shield becomes mandatory, do you think they'll just give everyone a free shield eventually?

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What triggers bug breaches? Are they random?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Other bugs call them with pheromones (orange smoke) and you need to shoot them before they do. I think it was better in HD1 where the enemies had specific scout units that could summon reinforcements, instead it just being whackamole with a patrol full of bugs.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you need to shoot them before they do
        Like many other things in the game, that doesn't work.
        I've heard them and seen them doing the call and killed them before they finish but the breach still comes.
        So there must be an extremely brief period when they start calling for you to kill them.
        Or you're screwed as soon as they start calling.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Or you're screwed as soon as they start calling.
          This

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You have to shoot them before they release the pheromones, which is less than ideal considering you're often faced with a horde of the frickers. Even with bots it's difficult, despite their animation being a lot more clear.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You have to shoot them before they release the pheromones
            No, this doesn't work either. I've watched a bug wind up and release the pheromones literally as I'm already halfway through magdumping a Breaker in it at point-blank range.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thus you didn't prevent it from releasing the pheromones, moron.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      All bugs fart and call in their friends to sniff them

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you just want to be carried
    admit it

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I play on 8 and I think the main reason why everyone has to run from shit is because everyone is so busy running from shit that nobody dies

    I'm not entirely convinced the shield is the best backpack

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It stops you from being slowed by hunters. It stops bile from slowing you or damaging you. It stops chargers from ragdolling you. It stops missiles from ragdolling or killing you. It can tank a shot from a cannon turret. It can tank a shot from an annihilator tank. It has a 4 second refresh cooldown.

      Nothing even comes remotely close.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        A T-1000 rocket bypassed my shield so I'm not too sure

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          currently the ONLY armor in the game is the shield back pack. nothing else even functions, the riot shield does not block shit and breaks if you are knocked down.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          imagine thinking es Black folk actually play this game

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah Im talking about the backpack shield
          It was fully on and the rocket just flew into it and oneshotted me

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm getting really sick of getting kicked from every 3rd game despite being doing my part and constantly reviving a bunch of losing useless fricking Black folks. What is with this shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bunch of morons trying to play with their friends but they're too stupid to set their session to private. It's a problem with all co-op games, I remember getting kicked out of a lot of EDF5 lobbies. The devs should just put a 6 hour cooldown timer after you kick 3 people in an hour so those morons can either eat shit or learn to use private lobbies.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are kiddies really already getting sweaty and taking this fun PvE coop shooter way too seriously?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nooo people don't like using the weapons that don't feel good to shoot and the calldowns that don't fricking kill anything they're sweaty!
      Buff the trash moron

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >like 40% of guns and strats are legit fricking worthless
    >two strats that are so obviously better than everything else if the guy isn't using them he's either brand new or moronic
    WHEN'S THE BALANCE PATCHES

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even in an AAA game balance patches generally only happen every six weeks or so.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        in AAA games balance patches don't happen, the frick are you talking about

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're seriously claiming they never do balance patches for Valorant?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            infinite early access clone of overwatch with maps copied from cs does not deserve to be called AAA

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Riot
              >AAA
              Are you chinese?

              No matter how much you cope, you can't change the facts.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Riot
            >AAA
            Are you chinese?

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    High level missions are legitimately just not fun. You end up just running away and avoiding fights most of the time.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which difficulty do you think is the highest that's still actually fun?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        1

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hey, I have figures of these two. What an unexpected place to come across them.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >What an unexpected place to come across them
              >unexpected
              That's the OG femboy/sissy asanagi doujin that launched ten thousand trannies bro. Used to get posted here all the time.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably 7, maybe 8 depending on who I'm with.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Metagayging a Coop pve game
    You need to have a nice day and stream it.
    You fricking Black folk are the ones that ruin every fricking online game. Worthless piece of shit.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope new maps are coming. I'm already getting a bit burned out on the low map variety.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm new. What are some cadet tips you wish they had told you during helldiver training?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eagle starts are great. Be careful about the rearming period if you use several eagle starts because they all reset at the same time after all uses are spent

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shooting every enemy you see only makes the mission harder later, it's better to just avoid patrols unless you want to deal with 5 chargers/hulks at extraction.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      spotting and ammo/backpacks

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hold reload to change the rate of fire and enable flashlights. It isn't a vital tip but it is nice.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah fricking weird they don't show you changing machine gun fire rate in the tutorial

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If playing on pc change the stratagems to directional keys.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does that let you move and enter them at the same time?
        Maybe you could get one of those mice with lots of buttons on the side and use that
        or cheat with macros assigned to each mouse button

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, there's quite a few settings I changed

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Had a section where the enemy armor levels were actually demonstrated

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Focus on main "orange" objective. If you complete it then even if you die or failed to extract you will complete the mission. So basically do "orange" then extract or explore.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How boring, it's better to plan out a route to destroy every outpost and explore on your way to main and secondary objectives

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe on easy

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not boring at all, on the harder difficulties there are enemies everywhere and extremely strong types so you want to get those Orange objectives done as soon as possible, then you can explore the map, collect resources and aren't afraid that if you frick up and run out of redeploys the mission is wasted.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Killing bugs/bots not affected the mission reward in any way.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Always kill the little ones first when encountering a patrol. Those are the ones that can call reinforcements. Big homies can be dealt with afterwards. Always have an antipersonnel strategem or weapon on hand for this, or at least a couple of impact grenades.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      when the Pelican says he's landing he's lying. he's actually taking an extra 10 seconds to any action he says he's undertaking.
      Pelican1 actually boards a different destroyer. cause if he boarded my Song Of Iron i'd have him strung up and anally bullied by chargers and devastators all day.
      frick Pelican1.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eagle chan is our wife

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Eagle Chan
        KEK fricking weebs really do make things in life that much more pleasant.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Check the conditions of the planet before picking the mission to avoid surprises

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hold right click (default binding) with the minimap open to move your cursor on the map and press right click again to mark a location on the map
      In quickplay with no comms it's important for someone to do this so the team moves together

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure that is in the tutorial, like the very first thing you do on landing

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    God frick you are the genuinely the piece of shit who sucks the fun out of every game and has to optimize all fun out of everything. Chill the frick out. Its a fricking bug killing game not a world championship.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bug killing
      GO GET THE FRICKING BOTS THEY ARE CLOWNING ON US.
      Just avoid the fricking creek

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've been doing bots. I'm just saying frick these people need to chill. Literally when a feature release is ready no one is going to be able to fight back and they'll give us literal tanks and mechs.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm just making a joke 🙂
          Kill no fun allowed metagays

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      getting triggered by es troon imitator this hard lol

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesnt want a gl with supply pack wasting the thousand trillion gorillion million comunists
    Good luck

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can pcchads real not run and dial stratagems at the same time??

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats me

      but frick you, at least I camp out away from nests so I can reinforce

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >rebind to arrow keys
      Wow that was so hard

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gameplay is solved
    >Fun dies
    Everytime

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >filename
      https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1az721k/why_are_people_like_this/
      You saved an image of a screencap of a post on the Steam forums from Reddit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are responding to someone who posted a copy pasta from an image of a screencap of a post on the Steam forums from Reddit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >filename
      https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1az721k/why_are_people_like_this/
      You saved an image of a screencap of a post on the Steam forums from Reddit.

      This board stinks

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The best part is you think it's a person reposting these threads when in reality it's bots filling all social media channels with the same spammed content, likely run by marketers for the game. The aim is simply to keep you talking about the game and engaged with it.

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it possible to play this game with just two players and, if so, is that fun or just stupid. If it's like L4D where you need 4 players I just wanna know beforehand.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is it possible to play this game with just two players and, if so, is that fun
      yes and yes. Did it yesterday. more buddies to help is better too

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        2 is fine you can have fun. Don't be afraid of randoms though they generally will just make it fun.

        Radical, thanks for the info Anons.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      2 is fine you can have fun. Don't be afraid of randoms though they generally will just make it fun.

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Also what is the best way to find a solid crew that uses voice comms? Most of my friends are on xbawks.

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am a simple man.

    I see man collect sample

    I shoot him in the head

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like Asmongold would be on the bugs' side.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He asked "where are the damage numbers" when watching HD2 gameplay, so yes, I'm inclined to agree

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why would anyone need damage numbers?
          Just shoot until things die

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            They better not add any. The gameified bullshit bing bing wahoo fingerless glove meter shit of all these other co op service games of the last 10 years turns me off and exactly why I didn't buy any of them.

            He's got terminal brainrot from looter shooters. For some fricking reason he thought the game was a Tarkov clone when he heard the word 'extraction'.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              To be fair I keep seeing people describe it only as extraction shooter, if you are getting tarkov from a wider description that includes extraction that's moronic but even here I have seen posts simply calling it that

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They better not add any. The gameified bullshit bing bing wahoo fingerless glove meter shit of all these other co op service games of the last 10 years turns me off and exactly why I didn't buy any of them.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He asked "where are the damage numbers" when watching HD2 gameplay
          Damage numbers? Fricking mmo homosexuals

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would anyone do that?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Apparently some people don't realize they are shared at the end and are killing to steal samples, not seen it myself though

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the in-game bestiary to show the armor points and weak points on enemies?
    You'd think this being a war and all, this sort of information would get disseminated asap to all the helldivers

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absent.
      They might add it in the future I guess.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know moving drops accuracy but what about crouching and going prone? Is it just a means of being able to stack on other divers without being shot in the dome or am I getting a tighter spread laying on my tummy?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Loading Screen Tips gave this answer from day 1
        > moving > standing > crouching > prone
        equip a MG or possibly Stalwart and set it to 1000RPM+ and just empty that magazine while in third person. You'll see that that o redicule becomes a LOT easier to manage when crouching or even prone. But I found that there usually is no time to go prone unless if you are on some nice cliff camping for your bird to arrive.

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it worth buying a mic for my PC? I haven't played a coop game since original L4D and I must have thrown mine away a long time ago. I hear everyone retreated to their homosexual private discord channels these days and no one uses mics in the actual games anymore. How true is this for HD2?

    I hate headsets so I was just looking at getting a deskstand mic that sits on my table.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i've not played much yet but mics while not ubiquitous seem more common than some other games

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this game worth getting if you have no friends bros....

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's always helldi/v/ers at your side

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Once you get through the server filter there's always random people to join or willing to join you

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      In all honesty, no.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have no friends and I'm still having fun. I imagine it's 100x more fun with friends but that is literally every activity in existence that statement can qualify too. Worst thing with randos is every 6th person has their mic set to always on and they never talk but I have to listen to their fricking keyboard clicking and end up having to mute voice completely so I don't hear it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Solo ops on the Creek are top kino. Literal space MACVSOG snake eating as you crawl past terminator patrols and call down airstrikes on fabricators.

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    shut the frick up about asmongold, you homosexuals

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here comes the meta homosexuals to destroy your fun. I give the community some time before they start reaching R6 siege levels of bad.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't wait for the L4D2 style kicking.

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any jungle maps/planets and I just haven't played them yet?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Are there any jungle maps/planets
      yes

      >I just haven't played them yet?
      I guess

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Are there any jungle maps/planets
      Yes, and in different colors too.

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does shield pack also reduce damage from melee bugs?

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Arc thrower is great if you do it fast firing
    Cons you need to be away from your friends

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the whining about Breaker being the only weapon that shoots real rounds, everything else being a kickable offense didn't prepare me for how fun the scorcher is. From looking at it I thought it was just a different beam weapon. But it's just a sci-fi blaster with mags and all that twoshots bot walkers from the front. Looks funny too, the explosions kill the driver and it just folds up very neatly.

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this game good? I don't have any friends btw

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is recoilless rifle the absolute fastest way to down heavies without calling in an air strike?

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the only game I've seen where the difficulty levels have names but everyone refers to them by numbers.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Names are very confusing, because difficulties are represented by groups easy (1-3), medium (4-6), hard (7-9) but names have to be edgy so they named diff 5 hard and made everything confusing

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does every crew member of my ship have to be a darkie with those VAs I've heard 10,000 times before?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the only game I've seen where the difficulty levels have names but everyone refers to them by numbers.

      They're indentured to the ship and don't get an escape pod when it gets hit by automaton plasma fire

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently it's random, you just got shit roles

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate you meta slaves. Shield backpack and rail gun every time. I beat lvl 8 with flamethrower. I hope they balance this shit soon so more than 2 primary weapons will be good.

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >join randos on a mission
    >carry like 15 rare and super samples
    >get shot in the back at evac, they don't even bother to pick up sample container
    what the actual frick

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >when you accidentally call down an airstrike on yourself instead of the gun you wanted

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >when you accidently throw the gun you wanted to get after your airstrike out into the enemies instead of the airstrike

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just soloed a LVL 9 mission (extract valuable data) because of a guy from a previous thread said the anti materiel rifle was good and he was so much of a homosexual about it I wasn't about to be outdone by him.
    Now I know why the frick he likes that shit, he barely uses it.

    The reason the anti-materiel rifle is good for those missions is it 1-shots most bots on a patrol and it's relatively quick firing, but for any actual fight it's trash.
    Stealth in this game is boring as frick I still would rather keep killing non stop without stealth gear on lvl 7.

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's probably a pipe dream, but man some special boss stages could be really fricking sweet in this.
    Something like LP2's railway cannon part maybe, no game has managed to scratch the itch for something like this ever since.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not familar with this railway cannon part but have you played monster hunter tri/3u
      It has a bit where you are on a sand ship fighting a big monster alongside it, I thought world was going to do something like this with the dragonator ship so I was disappointed when the ship ended up just being stationary

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Done a Solo mission, kill two Bile Titans. Took 500kg Eagle Bomb, Orbital laser, Orbital Rail gun but nothing to kill mob enemies.
    Stealth across the map to call in my orbitals like I'm some kind of fricking Recon Scout, did that twice and then evac'd. Killing two Bile Titans, alone, and using stealth like a Metal Gear Game, frick me it was fun.

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >autistic "optimisation" homosexuals are already infesting the game

    Yay...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      having fun is not the goal here. we gotta get max level and beat the game before the next big game comes out. we gotta do 9s only with the best gear and best strats. frick you if you wanna have "fun" you fricking nerd. if you wanna do some experimenting and dumb meme shit stay in your babby Dives lol.

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cluster
    >laser
    >railgun
    >jetpack
    it's gaming time

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No
    I will bring 2 mines loadout.
    I will bring 380mm orbital
    I will bring the flammethrower

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes challenging wrecks my shit while extreme is piss easy. Weird.

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    will they ever add a feature that tells you you tk'd? that way you know for sure if you redball killed a teammate.

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker, reddit, twitter, facebook, youtube comments, forum comments and basically the entire planet to be honest has become exactly the same with the same content being posted at the same time by the same people using the same pictures, memes and words and with people responding the same way at the same time with the same replies and memes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's bots doing it anon.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Humans and bots are entirely indistinguishable. Young kid, old man, chinese sweat shop worker, or simple bot, can and will respond with shit like "cope" or in this case copy popular content hitting the front page of every related helldivers website/thread/video

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >same people
      >people

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's some advanced autism.

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick you homosexual

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why you copy pasting bait from the Steam forums, anon?
    or did you copy it from Reddit?
    either way, here's your ((you))

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just got kicked as the lander was taking off and wasted 30 minutes of my life for nothing
    This is officially bullshit.

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Since the multiplayer is half broken all the time. What are your favorite ways in how its been broken so far? Mine is if your steam name is longer than 16 characters, then you cant play multiplayer. Also, since the servers are broken, you cant even change it!

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why would anyone ever pick a stratagem with limited use over the ones with unlimited uses?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      orbital laser is practically a restart button for bad fights

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you mean Eagle strikes, they are not limited. If you mean laser, it is because the laser is the strongest strat in the game.

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So everyone who says they sneak through missions are talking shit, right?
    It feels like I crawl for fricking miles, get instantly seen through night and brush and then they know where I am for the rest of the fricking mission.

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he is not running basic orbital strike in 9
    Get out of my lobby you inbred trash.

  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Complains about $30 worth of SSD's being too expensive
    when did I "complain"? I simply pointing out that I can get more space for the same money, I can afford SSDs sure, but I currently have about 10TB of porn stored on my HDDs and I'm too lazy to transfer them to SSDs, you got a problem with that Black person? Again, stop telling how to spend my money homosexual, you don't know me

  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Been playing up to lv20. A bit with randoms but also a lot with friends. I feel like I should like this way more especially since 3rd person shooters are my favorite but I just can't really like it. Something about it doesn't make it very much fun. I think it's the shooting. As far as 3rd person shooters go it's not really great. Shooting enemies doesn't feel satisfying. None of the primaries are fun.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      :thumbsup:

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't forget to check the premium shop armors, they are actually different mechanically from the battlepass ones. Currently there's an ultra-light armor with 50% explosion resistance. Unlike the armor stat itself, that explosion resistance does work and lets you survive direct rocket hits.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      armor name?

  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people say the grenade launcher is good? It's shit against heavy armor, and it's worse than the Arc at dealing with smaller targets.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's good for double tapping groups of orange spitters
      Nobody actually says it's good though

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >high levels your stupid dogs are pointless.
    No you homosexual, those things keep you alive when mob enemies start coming around and swamping you, while you are trying to aim your rail gun at some very threatening enemy.

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t beat even level 6 missions. Solo or in many groups. Everyone just gets overwhelmed and runs off in every direction and dies and it becomes endless respawning and dying. I tried solo stealth and don’t get how to do it. Do I just keep waiting 5 minutes my air strikes to respawn and do nothing else? The breaker just bounces off everyone.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shoot the weakspots. Pick strategems that balance out your weaknesses.

  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make a PSN account to have more people to play with
    >every single PS5 Black person is a homosexual b***h that kicks you if you're not metagaming and the 'right level' for them
    God what was I expecting from consoleBlack folk

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you copied this from a reddit post copying a steam thread you worthless homosexual

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I install this game on a separate partition, will the rootkit anticheat still frick my PC up?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you think?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How fricking stupid are you?
      You were born after the year 2000 weren't you

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. 1999 chad

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes I'm a 2001 zoomer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will use the resupply backpack
    I will use the light machine gun
    I will mow down cannon fodder because it's fun as frick and allows my teammates to do objectives with ease
    I will smoke your ass with a resupply pod while you work a terminal for being a homosexual

  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like shield pack is mandatory in Lv7 and up for bot missions. I died like 12 times without it. When is armor rating getting fixed?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      in b4 a bunch of morons claiming they can solo bot missions using melee only

  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dude just meta game
    frick off
    i'll use what feels good to use

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i love that machine gun you get at the start of the game, it's so fricking fun to shoot

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dropping into prone position and going ham
        same reason I use the AMR over the railgun. the the UMPF factor
        >n-n-nuuuh you must use the most efficient loadout

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It feels good to win.

  91. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is the premium warbond timed? when does it run out

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think it's timed at all. all the warbonds will stay up forever, it's just a matter of having enough SC to unlock them

  92. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you metaslave homosexuals are going to ruin the game. they'll remove the ability to kick people and nerf the good weapons/stratagems.

  93. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he can only succeed under the most optimal conditions
    Lmao. Git gud homosexual

  94. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    any hacked lobby chads? i don't feel like grinding anymore

  95. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know this is copypasta but I really want to know what special kind of moron runs grenade launcher without the supply backpack.
    You won't clear shit if you're stuck with two mags in your grenade launcher.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are you wasting it on? Use it to clear paths or break nests/factories. Maybe if you're in a pinch you can dump some ammo into something heavier that takes 3 hits but you're better off running.

  96. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used 4 eagle call in including strafing run and it was fine on 9
    get better

  97. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw dicking around solo and deciding to bring the jump pack and flamethrower to destroy bug eggs
    Makes me wish "Flame moronant" was an armor perk.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fug forgot image. Been huffing the fumes too hard

  98. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    God, you sound like such an insufferable c**t.

  99. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >joins your suicide lobby

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      My brother in flame, you have good stratagems but why no orange tech armor?

  100. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >railgun crutch
    >can't live without shield pack
    >literally wants to be carried

    Lmao, look at this weak homosexual. Real helldivers can do shit without your lame standards.

  101. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >EMS doesnt stop tanks or cannon towers
    Very cool

  102. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what does this mean?
    glitch, hack suspect?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      missing model

  103. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cluster strike for friendly fire
    >airstrike to take out buildings
    >amr or autocannon depending on mood
    >disposable anti-tank incase it gets spicy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Love sprinkling EATs wherever I go. Anyone can get their hands on easy armor shredding in a pinch.

  104. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are the servers fixed now?

  105. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Go for X builds
    Nah, homosexual. Imma use what feels fun.
    Imma jet jump and flame thrower.
    Imma spam rocket turrets and mortar turrets.
    Two minefields heading down on the extraction point.
    Imma scavenge your corpse for samples and your support items then jump down a fricking bottomless pit if I can.

  106. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick I love the autocanon
    >DAKA DAKA DAKA DAKA

  107. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3 days
    >no updates
    dead game as a service

  108. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >If they are using anything but the right breaker gun. Kick.
    >If they have worthless stratagems that are weak. Kick
    >If they don't have either Rail Gun or Nade launcher. Kick
    Which is why I host and to make sure people like you don't frick it up I always slay them before boarding the escape shuttle and take their samples. Cannot have fragile mentally unstable people on my team suffering from shizoid personality disorders.

  109. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    haven't played this but you sound like a homosexual and only want people using meta shit instead of having fun
    bet you run dual naginatas, bullgoats and white mask in Elden Ring too

  110. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is 8 meant to be miserable when you quickplay? Nobody gets anything done, and when they do complete it, barely get 1 or do optional objectives done with zero samples.

  111. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >trying to be a metagay in a silly PVE ONLY starship troopers inspired game that has no real ranking system
    you have to 18+ to browse this website, and they need to add an iq before accessing it as well. whats your ingame name so i can FF your ass the entire mission if i ever meet you

  112. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do the servers work now? I refunded the game after I got the notif that the servers were full

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

  113. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game hasn't been out for two weeks and there are already people trying to optimize the fun out of the game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This game has the same community as Deep Rock Galactic, which is notorious for being metahomosexuals. What did you expect would happen?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do metahomosexuals cling to the second-highest difficulty tier rather than the highest? I was always able to avoid them by playing on hardest difficulty in DRG and it seems the same here.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          [Citation needed]
          I'm gonna need a source for that and player numbers with pickrate statistics

  114. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    servers shit themselves?

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