We unironically need to go back.

Frickin'... Mythical events used to mean something. Whether it was Oak showing up for Shaymin and granting access to an entirely new area, or the Hall Of Origin being the most interesting unknown in early-years Diamond and Pearl, accessible only by the "Mystery Zone", or the Sinjoh Ruins where Cynthia shows up and we get to witness a literal creation god bringing life to a legendary. And now an "event" is, what? Here's 5 battles with literal whos and reused characters doing a moronic dance, in an area we've already seen everything in.

Make events meaningful again. Make them actually interesting.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fits the pokemon it's for.

    It's no mystical creature, just one dickish ghostly drug-dealer.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We unironically need to go back
    No we don't. We don't need to go back to
    >Here's an event you need to go to one random store in the middle of nowhere to get.
    >Oh, you don't have that store in your country? Get fricked LOL

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then just have item distro through mystery gift like it fricking was this time, moron. You're entirely missing my point about the actual gameplay of this "event" being zoomer level "humor", recycled characters, and meaningless battles.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        As opposed to literally nothing

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ah yes, real, compelling events are "nothing" now. You're delusional, consoomer. Go waste time in your shitty DLC with 0 engaging content, $90 please.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't forget one thing: this event is literally impossible to access without cheating because Game Freak never distributed the Azure Flute and thus its impossible to acquire an Arceus in Gen 4 legally.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              They have away Arceus, but I dont remember for which games.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              u can get toys r us arceus how ever be it

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I still have mine 🙂

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              not OP, he's an idiot, but like it was still kind of fun as a kid tearing apart the intended game experience of D/P/Pt, wandering this impossible void zone with its own variation soundtrack, and then oh there's a fricking arceus up here, huh

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              moron that's HG/SS not the original Diamond/Pearl which is what you're referring to.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's right you dumbass bixnood Black person
                Azure Flute was not released because MUH TOO HARD
                The HGSS event worked with the Movie Arceus
                You would have known that if you actually played the games during their time Black person

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't forget one thing: this event is literally impossible to access without cheating because Game Freak never distributed the Azure Flute and thus its impossible to acquire an Arceus in Gen 4 legally.

            homie you could get Arceus via Mystery Gift (that's how you could get one in Gen 4)

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Eh, this is just "here's a small map, a Sinnoh cameo, npcs lore dumping on you, and a free Sinnoh box legend, locked behind having your own Mythical from your Gamestop code". It's a bit different from the Pecharunt event, which was more about having your base game and DLC friends hang out than about dropping Deep Lore on you.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              As opposed to this event which is NPCs lore dumping on you but with 50x the text and then 5 shitty boring mindless battles with no challenge

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                What lore was dumped, moron? Pecharunt just shows up and starts causing trouble. The cast know nothing about it and any lore behind it like it being the leader of the loyal 3 isn't actually discussed

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That Pecharunt can make you do a funny dance

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Welp, I can see this didn't go over well. I will continue to enjoy my deep lore, though. Fricking loved the RSE Regi Trio as well. Got my parents to teach me frickin' braille just to read that shit.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is the best mythical event we've had since Gen 5. Don't forget in ORAS we literally got handed Volcanion and Hoopa in a Pokémon Center with no explanation because they were an afterthought and they didn't care about Kalos kek

          t. moronic zoomer who never actually played mythical events before

          99% of them are just "go this tiny map and catch the pokemon". This is by far the most effort they've ever put into any mythical event.

          t. samegay, opinion automatically invalid

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dont get it, what exactly are you missing from the old mythical events?
        This one kickstarts with an item given through mystery gift, the legendary gets his own sidequest with a short plot thats all about showcasing its powers.

        Its way more than these events used to be, only difference is you dont need to go to cross the country to go to sone store to get the item.

        Old events were just
        >get the item
        >go new tiny location
        >capture the legendary
        And that's it.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          plus it's 2d vs 3d, 2d pixel shit is way faster to throw together an event yet they still made it lazier than this thing's event. Of all the things to complain about SV people pick this?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            3D is actually easier to work with since you reuse many assets and it's more flexible.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              animating full models is always going to be harder than making sprites, the hell you on? they had to make a unique animation for the moronic dance, which yes they got to reuse a few times but even Arven and Penny's moron dance are slightly different animations
              as opposed to most 2d events which ALSO reuse assets up the ass with maybe one or two unique sprites that take maybe 10 minutes to bust out. The closest comparison was the unreleased Aceus event and the sinjoh ruins or whatever the frick they're called, and that also used reused assets and just random fricking images they took from elsewhere.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                2d is harder Game Freak just makes it look lazier because of how lazy they are in general.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      all of the gen 4 ingame events were distributed over wifi you frickin zoomer

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We need to go back
    >Here's the Frick You ticket to go to Go Frick Yourself Island and fist Latios. Once you do the event ends

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the best mythical event we've had since Gen 5. Don't forget in ORAS we literally got handed Volcanion and Hoopa in a Pokémon Center with no explanation because they were an afterthought and they didn't care about Kalos kek

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Since Gen 4
      ftfy

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    t. moronic zoomer who never actually played mythical events before

    99% of them are just "go this tiny map and catch the pokemon". This is by far the most effort they've ever put into any mythical event.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know "NEW BAD OLD GOOD" is a strong argument, Pecharunt having an actual fricking event is a return to form after like 10 years of events being "redeem a gamestop code".

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fr. The one time Game Freak actually makes an effort to improve something we complained about, people throw a hissy fit. This is way better than the Gens 6-8 mythical distributions where they basically never explained anything or even cared about them.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You need to fricking have a nice day
    For ages it was literally just "go to gamestop and download a thing lol"
    Then it was "just download a thing lol"
    Now they gave us a fricking 1 HOUR STORY MISSION with fun and charming interactions that connect the maingame characters and the DLC characters to get the mythical
    HOW THE FRICK DO YOU WANT TO GO BACK, THIS IS THE MOST MEANINGFUL MYTHICAL WE HAVE EVER GOTTEN
    FRICK YOU

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cringe take

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >NOOO I WANT LESS GAMEPLAY I JUST WANT TO GO TO A USELESS FRICKING PLACE WITHOUT ANY CONTEXT AND CLICK ON THE POKEMON AND LEAVE AGAIN AFTER I CATCH IT
        I will strangle you

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          If this is "gameplay" then I don't want it. Mashing through boxes of text I don't care about is not fun. It's like Sun and Moon on steroids

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you don't enjoy character inaction in Pokémon then go fricking play showdown you fricking moron

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe they should make the character interactions good.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            God you sound ultra moronic.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >onions-induced meltdown

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're literally advocating for glorified cutscenes over gameplay. Almost every mythical event in the older gens was just
    >go here
    >talk to person/interact with object
    >walk down a hallway (optional)
    >catch mythical
    Whereas the epilogue gives us something to do that gives us information about the mythical.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop whining. Every mythical event since Gen 6 has been "Mailman at the pokemon center gives it to you then unloads some shitty lore." This has been the best Mythical event in ten years.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is pretty much a return to form for Mythicals. For the last few generations of games, the debuts of new Mythicals have been pretty dreadful.
    >Diancie
    You received Diancie! Then a few lines of dialogue and the Mega Stone in ORAS.
    >Hoopa
    You received Hoopa! Then a few lines of dialogue to get the Prison Bottle.
    >Volcanion
    You recieved Volcanion! A little bit of lore if you show it to an NPC.
    >Magearna
    Scan a QR code! You recieved Magearna!
    >Marshadow
    You recieved Marshadow!
    >Zerarora
    You recieved Zeraora!
    >Zarude
    You recieved Zarude!
    >Pecharunt
    You recieved the Mythical Pecha Berry! You reunite with the characters from the main game and the DLC for a little story of them meeting. You battle multiple trainers, and then have to stop Pecharunt from being a little shit. You caught Pecharunt!

    I don't see how you can have the opinion that this was a bad event. The event distributions before Gen 6 were honestly pretty lacking in how much you do. You literally show up to a place and then bam get yourself a special Pokemon. I liked them for at least having something in-game to do, but saying this isn't on the same level or higher of the good events is genuinely delusional.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, even if you dont like the event, the fact that there WAS one with a decent amount of content no less is at least welcome

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >catching deoxys in ORAS was far better than Le Birth Island Epic Meme Triangle (too bad they frickin spoiled it in trailers) and was totally free with no going to a store
    >you can actually battle and catch Keldeo in SwSh instead of it just being handed to you
    >same with Meloetta in SV
    >both require a clever trick to be able to catch
    >now a brand new mythical gets an hour of gameplay as a special story epilogue available via mystery gift online, no serial code, no store, for an indeterminate amount of time
    >this is actually LE BAD
    I think you need to have a nice day, Redditor.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no store
      only the nintendo eshop, because none of this "special story" (read: 20 minutes of baby-level battles vs. literal whos with zoomer "jokes" in between) is available without $40 garbage DLC. People complain about having to go the frick outside and visit a physical store. AT LEAST IT WAS STILL FREE.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What wasnt free was having to cross half the fricking country to one of the available stores.
        Not to mention most of those Gamestop Black folk would literally force you to buy something in order to give you the item.

        Stop pretending you have any arguments.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          So, you live in a shithole 3rd world, then? Too bad, but I don't care. Everyone that matters had no more than 30 minutes travelling.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, in the midwest.
            And that doesnt change anything, this event was a return to form, at least when it comes to mythicals after 10 years of just giving them away.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >literally force you to buy something in order to give you the item
          I can't imagine being such a weak-willed homosexual that you get bullied by negative IQ wagies into buying stuff to get something that's completely free. I would just tell them I have a bunch of copies of the game and they just gave me stacks of them. I posted the spare ones here and people did the same for the ones I missed. Good times back when /vp/ was actually helpful and not a bunch of shills begging GF for buguru.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You fricking homosexual this IS a return to form, or at the very least steps in the right direction.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    As much of a dumpster fire as Gen 9 was, I feel like the mythical event was its only saving grace. A legitimate quest involved to get the Pokemon and even getting to fight and catch it yourself IS going back to the old ways. The last time a mythical had this level of effort put in was Victini in BW.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the Hall Of Origin being the most interesting unknown
    You mean the one you couldnt visit because those morons never distributed the Flute? And what was interesting about it? Its just a glass platform on top of spear pillar.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >in an area we've already seen everything in.
    It's a DLC area, and the event is part of that DLC. Instead of going to a tiny location with nothing but the Mythical in in, you got an entire map for the new Pokemon, along with four Legendaries, new outfits/hairstyles, and TWO exclusive questlines - one for the Legendaries and one specifically for the Mythical. What more do you want?

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    SOVL is kill.

    Blame Meganium.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    you should off yourself, homosexual op

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I rather have some storyline than shit like
    >Go to gamestop/movie to get [insert ticket name]
    >Here's your Victini bro 🙂

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is no storyline you fricking moron.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least Victini had the small little event on Liberty Island with Team Plasma, gen 6-8 was barren on that front.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mythical encounters stopped being good with gen 5.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I agree OP and Of course all the SVgays got mad and need to defend this shitty event

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shaymin sucked. You just grew up.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not to mention Shaymin was tied to kino characters like Marley and had more plot with her.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn people got real mad when SV did everything better than their favorite gen.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Me when I lie

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    People here are absolutely desperate to find things to complain about huh

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mythicals finally have stories and effort put into their encounter again
    Good
    >Said encounter for this particular mythical is claimed to be the epilogue to the DLC, barely ties any loose threads, has an absurd story that's hard to take seriously, and will eventually become unobtainable one day thanks to online Mystery Gift distribution
    Bad
    /thread

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >eventually become unobtainable
      Just hack it moron lol

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people complain about the "Ultra Hallway"
    >but not bringing back events like the half-map flower hallway or the literal Hall of Origin is le bad
    Can't please everyone. Genuinely glad that we got any event item that does something like this but of course people have to complain that it isn't exactly what they wanted.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the problem exactly? I'm pretty sure this is the first actual mythical event where you actually do some event in the game since gen 5. Everything after has just been receiving the mythical and being done. The only ones with actual events since were remakes.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      and then older gen mythical event love has to be nostalgia, they were like 1 minute long and involved going to a location and fighting a legend with like 3 lines of dialogue

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >And now an "event" is, what? Here's 5 battles with literal whos and reused characters doing a moronic dance, in an area we've already seen everything in.
    yeah man
    >go to place i've already been in
    >press A
    >fight legendary
    amazing fricking event. fricking moron. have a nice day

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Whether it was Oak showing up for Shaymin and granting access to an entirely new area, or the Hall Of Origin being the most interesting unknown in early-years Diamond and Pearl, accessible only by the "Mystery Zone", or the Sinjoh Ruins where Cynthia shows up and we get to witness a literal creation god bringing life to a legendary.
      Literally all of these were two minute things with barely any dialogue and the only reason they make your dumb ass pog like a tard is because you get to see le epic cameo of a character from a previous game.

      >And now an "event" is, what? Here's 5 battles with literal whos and reused characters doing a moronic dance, in an area we've already seen everything in.
      The Pecharunt story is objectively the largest and most interesting in-game mythical event release by far, and intentionally ties into the main and DLC story in minor ways while also serving as a send off for the characters.

      What's the problem exactly? I'm pretty sure this is the first actual mythical event where you actually do some event in the game since gen 5. Everything after has just been receiving the mythical and being done. The only ones with actual events since were remakes.

      moronic Gen A kid opinions

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >defending one minute long no content hallways
        You're even worse.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 31 and have played Pokemon since Red and Blue.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          well you obviously watched someone play or something because you know all about the events which is basically the same shit as playing for these games

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Whether it was Oak showing up for Shaymin and granting access to an entirely new area, or the Hall Of Origin being the most interesting unknown in early-years Diamond and Pearl, accessible only by the "Mystery Zone", or the Sinjoh Ruins where Cynthia shows up and we get to witness a literal creation god bringing life to a legendary.
    Literally all of these were two minute things with barely any dialogue and the only reason they make your dumb ass pog like a tard is because you get to see le epic cameo of a character from a previous game.

    >And now an "event" is, what? Here's 5 battles with literal whos and reused characters doing a moronic dance, in an area we've already seen everything in.
    The Pecharunt story is objectively the largest and most interesting in-game mythical event release by far, and intentionally ties into the main and DLC story in minor ways while also serving as a send off for the characters.

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"NOOOOOO THIS EVENT SUCKS IT'S A TOTAL SLOG I JUST WANT MY FREE MYTHICAL"
    >"NOOOOOO THIS EVENT SUCKS IT'S JUST A FREE GIVEAWAY WITH NO LORE OR SPECIAL LOCATIONS"
    >"NOOOOOO THIS EVENT SUCKS I JUST GET A DILDO THAT LETS ME TO GO UP MY ASS ISLAND WHERE I WALK FOR TWO MINUTES, PRESS A ON THE MYTHICAL AND BATTLE IT WHEREIN I THROW ONE OF MY HACKED MASTER BALLS AT THE MYTHICAL"
    No, you're just older and jaded and your disdain for this is a thinly veiled cry for you to somehow return to those simpler, rose-tinted days where you were a kid without any worries and even the most basic shit seemed mystifying to your undeveloped brain.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm also 31 and I haven't bought this garbage, I come here to laugh at you hopeless dumbfricks everyday.
    You've aged, you're the bad kind of weird, you haven't reproduced, game freak will never cater to you again, just play gens 1-5 as and romhacks.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm also 31 and I haven't bought this garbage
      >just play gens 4-5 aka the worst gens ever

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        XY is the worst game in the series.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          DPPT*

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            U/SM

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You've aged, you're the bad kind of weird, you haven't reproduced,
      Are you sure you belong on Ganker, normalhomosexual? Sounds to me like you don't!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn lil bro is going through it. it'll be ok, anon.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      gens 1-3*

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Frickin'... Mythical events used to mean something.
    No they didn't, mythical events were never fricking shit. Fricking hate you sinnohgays conflating nostalgia with quality, Having to go to gamestop and look like a moron downloading an event sucked ass every time.

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pokemon never meant anything beyond consoom and profit. Stop kidding yourselves.

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oak? f-from-from?……….KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!?!?!

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every single event you just described is just you walking into a room and getting some exposition, it kinda feels like the only big deal about them was that Oak and Cynthia were there.

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus fricking christ, we've had mythicals handed to us for fricking ages and now you're fricking complaining that there's in game story for one?

    You're a fricking moron dude.

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