>we want the KPOP audience

>we want the KPOP audience

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shouldn’t he have a huge scar where he was stabbed?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mako regeneration

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, so should Tifa
      I always hated how neither do

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but like with tattoos, otaku see it as "ugly" and thus characters can't be scarred or tattooed anymore lest you anger the mob.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but he was experimented on for years afterward so maybe that fixed it somehow.

      Yes, so should Tifa
      I always hated how neither do

      Tifa does have a scar, it's a plot point and she shows it to Cloud to prove she's real. A lot of it was covered by skin grafts, but not all of it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How did Tifa's broke slumdweller ass afford skingrafts

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Her surgery was expensive, but even worse than that the clinic she got surgery and medical care at violently overcharged her (like, as a deliberate scam). She spends a large chunk of the novel living in a refurbished storage container working at a dumpling stand to pay off the debt, which is where she meets Biggs, Wedge, and especially Jessie. I contend through the glimpses of Tifa and Jessie's friendship, they are like two bottles of wine from making out with each other.
          I may be misremembering, it's been a while, but I think she also runs into Barret randomly and scolds him for not taking proper care of Marlene? I remember that pissing me off, like the original game portrays Barret as a very concerned father so it was a weird thing to do to him in the novel.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hips a tiny bit too narrow, also nips too brown.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah kpop males have zero muscles

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they look like this now sis

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        looks gay

        Yes but like with tattoos, otaku see it as "ugly" and thus characters can't be scarred or tattooed anymore lest you anger the mob.

        tattoos are always ugly

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't care what you think about anything at all

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Long Cloud is Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My troony friend loves Cloud

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    now we're talking

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So I barely paid attention in 1998 or whenever I played this
      Is the ACTUAL story of FF7 literally just "you play as a guy seething over how badly he's mogged by Seph and Zack and just accidentally save the world when Seph goes off the deep end"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, not even slightly.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          But Cloud's brain is all fricked up so he thinks he did hero shit in the past but it was actually Zack being a hero and Seph killing everyone while Cloud didn't do jack shit

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            1. Cloud killed fricking Sephiroth with autistic rage.
            2. He wasn't seething about not being a Soldier. He wasn't seething before Nibelheim, he was sad. After Nibelheim he was mindfricked by Jenova. Explaining Cloud's arc as "seething over Zack and Seph because he wasn't a hero" is not accurate. Cloud is dealing with fricking trauma, he's not mad cuz bad.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the story is you join a gang of eco terrorist with a heart of gold and continue following them around on their various plots and schemes UNTIL you come across Sephiroth and then since Sephiroth is planning to destroy the world and kills your waifu you dedicate yourself to stopping him.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it okay to sexualize men?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When did his arms become so thick

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get a body like that Natty?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Breddy sure a diligent calisthenics routine will give this to you, then dehydrate to take a photo and there you go.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Training.
      The only hard part about a body like that is probably keeping the low% bodyfat

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    More muscular than 90% of Young males
    Cloud is a stud

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The frick is happening with this anatomy? Why can't nips make decent looking bodies?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      SE can't. Others like Team Ninja and Namco can. Fricking Tifa has twiggy baby arms.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats normal you hentai addicted homosexual. Almost no one has has completely symetrical abs

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    SEX SEX WITH CLOUD

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those textures are fricking grim.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        who made you the graphics expect?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's fanmade moron

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          And?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got hard, thanks

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you look like that?

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    any armpit clips?

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    fujosisters won

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Actually fit
    >KPOP
    Never ever asiatic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He barely looks more muscular than a typical surfer bro. KPop boys tend to be much more muscular now.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are people that call this a "femboy" btw.

    I swear to God, Ganker is full of the stupidest people, with the most confident takes ever.

    I've never been able to see Cloud as a femboy, even when he's in the dress, he just looks so distinctly masculine. Just because you have a smooth face with no hair, doesn't mean you suddenly look like a girl. It's shit like this that makes me despise the porn brainrotted morons that I have to deal with in threads.

    His body isn't even close to twink either. I swear this whole "femboy" crazy feels so superficial when people like Cloud are being called femboys.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    LooOoOOOooOoong Cloud

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where dis his pelvis go?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's Olyphantmaxxing

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    21 years men don't look like that, that is pedophile coded

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not every man is a hairy bear like (You), anon.
      I'm 32 and don't have a single hair on my chest and only the tiniest blond wisp in my armpits.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Not every man is a hairy bear like (You), anon.
        A shame, really. Low test men arent real men.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          So smooth-bodied and/or bald muscle men are "low-test"?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              So how did they get such big muscular bodies, deep voices, and manly faces without the test needed for such things?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >how do women get big muscular bodies
                Are you fricking moronic. High test doesnt mean muscles. Even low test basedboys can have muscles.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So if women and femboys can get massive beefcake bodies without the almighty T, what's the point of it?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Body hair.
                This is what a real man looks like.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's hilarious the things you people desperately try to make the only measure of what a man is, and how frequently you cycle through them.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >coping this hard
                Just take some T man, lmao

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why? T doesn't matter, as you said earlier. Only hair does, and skinny emo boys can have that.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This blatant propaganda is designed to make you develop sexual attraction to cute white boys (it's working).

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cloud used to have some testosterone. What happened? Why do Asians exclusively cater to homosexuals and teenage girls with their male characters these days?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, those ten-polygon models showed he was a beefcake with huge arms.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        His shoulders are forearms were huge bro.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up moron.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        FAR more manly and high-T than today's Cloud.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They should've just made Cloud's hair a little longer and given him slightly broader shoulders. That modern Japanese twink nonsense is to blame.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >proving him right
        I'd say leftoids aren't sending their best but the sad reality is that this is their best.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's literally skinnier in the old art

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you don't see how much more masculine original Cloud is compared to the cum-guzzling twink homosexual we have now you are beyond help.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              No he's right you're fricking stupid. Your brain is so melted by ideology that your eyes don't work anymore.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Stop talking in third person and take your meds you moronic troony.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              t.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          if leftists didn't have double standard they wouldn't have any

          Take your meds.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Incredible self-own, sis.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >proving him right
          I'd say leftoids aren't sending their best but the sad reality is that this is their best.

          They should've just made Cloud's hair a little longer and given him slightly broader shoulders. That modern Japanese twink nonsense is to blame.

          There is a comparison of this [...] with the new one actually showing why the new one is an emo gay instead of the brave SOLDIER

          FAR more manly and high-T than today's Cloud.

          >IP count didn't go up

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            God forbid some people shared an opinion, eh

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >rougher hair
        >thicker eyebrows
        >manlier eyes
        >stronger expression
        >broader shoulders
        >wider waist
        Anyone who thinks this

        https://i.imgur.com/3PP2nvx.jpg

        >we want the KPOP audience

        emasculated gaylord asschamp is what Cloud has always been is mentally ill.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you literally can not see cloud's shoulders or waist.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is a comparison of this

      Shut up moron.

      with the new one actually showing why the new one is an emo gay instead of the brave SOLDIER

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's literally expressionless. Cloud is emo now but in OG he's a blank slate

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe for the same reasons Americans cater to trannies these days.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I look like this but with a wider back and slighty bigger arms.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He’s too bulky, torso too long and has no waist. His body was quite lean in remake. There is no way a corset would fit him.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    8 pack chad

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      if leftists didn't have double standard they wouldn't have any

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't get it.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why their skin look so plastic?

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ifrita where

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker thinks this is a twink

    You should need to submit video proof of you doing a pull-up to be allowed to post about male body types.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's more the face, but Cloud's shoulders should be a bit broader and his hair longer, like in the OG game. Even Super Smash Brothers Ultimate gets it right.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Low-test femboy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      People have weird definitions for twinks. I was called a twink and I'm like 175.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    SE didn't know where the obliques were supposed to go

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder if Hitler had won we would all look like this now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I may not have the highest opinion of Hitler but he did have great taste in men

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    FINALLY NOW WE CAN GET SOME DECENT PORN

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They have it since 1997.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Red XIII should be fricking this instead of Tifa

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You think he isn't?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        not until its canon

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Japanese women love twinks

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is final fantasy 7 an actual video game because all I ever fricking see people talk about is anime bullshit with love triangles, brooding men and cute girls

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    LMAO this body type is clearly a Jap. They have short limbs and long torso. A white guy or girl have totally different proportion

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